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Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher has a new face for Celebrity Rehab

Things have changed since she served six years for almost murdering Mary Jo Buttafuoco. She’s been married for 12 years, has three children, does cheesy tabloid-headline grabbing porn for money (this started with her sex tape with husband Louis Bellera), and has a completely new face.

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HI RES PHOTO Heidi Klum gets naked for Project Runway Season 9 ad

Clothes… one day they’re on and the next day they’re off!

Check out the sexy new promotional photo for the upcoming ninth season of Project Runway featuring host Heidi Klum modeling her hot couture birthday suit with a cut-off pink tie and the Tim Gunn mantra “MAKE IT WORK” painted on her arm. It’s all part of an aggressive new marketing strategy by Lifetime in an attempt to overhaul their “women in peril” image. Keep reading to find out more about the new direction and the surprising resume of the woman leading the charge!

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Lindsay Lohan avoids jail and can drink all she wants now

Lindsay TefLohan had to make a little trip from her current house arrest down to the courthouse because she failed an alcohol test. She walked away from said appearance to head right back home but now girl can drink whenever she wants. Lindsay won, justice lost and it’s all because of a legal technicality. Read on for the deets if you can stand it.

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The Bachelorette’s J.P. Rosenbaum baby & high school yearbook photos – with hair!

Her unhealthy fascination with Bentley Williams aside, The Bachelorette‘s Ashley Hebert seems to have taken a real shine to J.P. Rosenbaum, the shaven-headed construction manager from New York City. Keep reading to see what this eligible bachelor looked like with hair in high school and as a baby, as well as a masterful Photoshop projection of what a hair-headed J.P. might look like now!

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Which girls from 16 and Pregnant Season 3 will be on Teen Mom 3?

Tuesday night was Allie Mendoza’s explosive hour-and-a-half season finale episode of 16 and Pregnant Season 3 which means we have met all ten girls and the debate can officially begin… Who should be chosen for Teen Mom 3?!?

Includes my four choices followed by a list of all the girls (with links) and then the poll in which you can choose the four you think MTV should choose! And who knows? They might just be listening 😉

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Are the Real Housewives of New York City being replaced?

The New York Post is reporting that Bravo may be looking to replace the entire cast of The Real Housewives of New York City. That’s right, Cindy Barshop, Ramona Singer, Kelly Bensimon, Jill Zarin, LuAnn de Lesseps, and Sonja Morgan would have to find something to do with their time other than get in fights in the Hamptons. Actually they would still do that but we wouldn’t know anymore! If it’s true that the axe is falling who would you like to see stay or go if it were your call?

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MUG SHOT photo: Did Cynthia Bailey’s husband Peter Thomas assault an employee at Uptown Supper Club?

Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Cynthia Bailey’s husband Peter Thomas was on trial Monday for an assault charge brought by Tamela, a former employee of the now defunct Uptown Supper Club.

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10 silly Jack Black Kung Fu Panda 2 promo appearance photos

I love me some Jack Black but as I’ve shuffled through my image feeds over the last few months I’ve noticed a Groundhog Day type of occurrence. The School of Rock star has been globetrotting to promote the film Kung Fu Panda 2 and at each appearance he gives the photogs some seriously over the top silly poses. I mean like every single time! Check out this gallery of ten Jack Black being silly during Kung Fu Panda 2 promo appearances.

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Whitey Bulger Arrested in California after 16 years on the run, Daytime TV campaign worked

Never underestimate daytime TV and social networking. After putting Whitey Bulger near the top of their Most Wanted list for 16 years, the FBI just learned what Oprah has known all along: prime time is over rated. It only took the FBI’s innovative campaign, which included airing PSA’s during shows such as Dr. Oz and…

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VIDEO – Watch Jill Zarin get her liquid facelift

Jill Zarin raised eyebrows (hers, and everyone else’s) this April at the TV Land Awards when she showed up wearing a dramatically different face (left). Everything was pulled tight, and her eyes had changed completely. What the procedure that made her look like that.

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FBI uses Daytime TV, Facebook, and girlfriend to find fugitive, Whitey Bulger

Although it sounds something like the plot of last year’s Johnny Depp/Angelina Jolie film, The Tourist, there’s nothing fictional about the FBI’s new strategy for warming up their cold case against Boston mobster, Whitey Bulger. Instead of going straight for Bulger, the FBI is focusing on his girlfriend, Catherine Elizabeth Grieg, who they think might not be in as deep a cover as Bulger and who they hope will lead them to the alleged big bad himself. (The 2006 Martin Scorcese film, The Departed, owes much to Bulger’s story.)

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Watch full episode of “16 and Pregnant – Where Are They Now?” Season 2b online

For some reason MTV delayed making their 16 and Pregnant “Where Are They Now?” special available online, but now the wait is over! Keep reading to watch the complete episode and get all caught up on the lives of Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant, Felicia Cooke, Kayla Jordan, Markai Durham, Emily McKenzie Peterson, Ashley Salazar, Megan McConnell and Aubrey Wolters Akerill.

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Tobey Maguire and Alec Gores sued over illegal high stakes poker winnings

Lesson of the day: If you want to play in illegal high stakes poker games, make sure the guys on the other side of the table are playing with their own money. Hollywood’s own Tobey McGuire and businessman Alec Gores are learning this lesson the hard way right now, while Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Leonardo DiCaprio have never been happier to have walked away from the table a bit behind.

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VIDEO – Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant debut Life’s Too Short teaser trailer

Life is too short, and so is this teaser trailer for Life’s Too Short, the latest sitcom from the brilliant minds of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. This series, which will air on the UK’s BBC2 before it makes its way over to The States, is a mix between The Office and Extras because it’s…

PHOTOS Janina Gavankar wows at True Blood Season 4 premiere

Season 4 of HBO’s blood-sucking blockbuster series True Blood premieres this Sunday at 9, but for a lucky few the first taste of new blood came last night as cast and crew arrived for the official True Blood Season 4 Premiere Event held at the Arclight Theatre in Los Angeles. All the big stars were in attendance, including leads Stephen Moyer (Bill Compton) and Anna Paquin (Sookie Stackhouse) looking gorgeous as ever, but the one who stole the show on the red carpet was newbie Janina Gavankar, who will be playing shapeshifter Luna Garza in the upcoming season. Keep reading to see her chestacular look and find out more about this multi-talented star on the verge of superstardom. (She’s got a music video y’all!)

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MTV casting for show about high school dropouts

If you live in the Chicago area, are between the ages of 17-21 and are outgoing than MTV might cast you for a new reality show. There is only one important catch, you have to be a high school dropout. Find out when and where you can audition, the concept of this ‘possible’ new show and let us know what you think about MTV having a show based on young adults who have dropped out.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood to check herself into rehab for anger and depression issues

It appears as though Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is following in the footsteps of Teen Mom 2 cast member Jenelle Evans and is going to check herself into rehab in California! Read what the troubled 21-year-old said about her upcoming rehab stint.

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PHOTOS Amber Heard’s sweet ‘Syrup’

In the film Syrup set for a 2012 release actress Amber Heard plays the character 6 who is a 20-something trying to make it to the top of the soda corporate ladder. If these photos coming from the set are any indication Amber is as sweet and refreshing as bottled Coca-Cola on a hot summer day. Amber is so refreshing she’s even making my Mello-Yello uptight, now you’ve heard the news!

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Jill Zarin claims Ramona Singer’s husband shoved her

Jill vs. Ramona is becoming one of the better Housewives showdowns in the franchise’s history. Whether it’s for real or for show doesn’t matter as long as it’s entertaining and the latest accusation cranks the Zarin – Singer battle up a notch. Jill is claiming that Ramona’s hubby Mario physically shoved her during an altercation at a party in the Hamptons. Read on for all the he said, assistant he said, she said, another she said deets.

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Marriage license proves Courtney Stodden is 16

We profiled the controversial 16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden of 51-year-old veteran actor Doug Hutchison. Many of the responses to our post and the news that spread like crazy around the internet was that it was a stunt and that there was no way the mature looking girl featured in that post was 16. Well their marriage license says otherwise!

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MUG SHOT PHOTO 21-yr-old Amish man Willard Yoder arrested for sexting 12-yr-old girl, arranging meeting for sex

21-year-old Willard Yoder was arrested last week after sending hundreds of elicit text messages, including nude photos and videos, to a 12-year-old girl he didn’t know. Police arrested Willard after setting up a meeting in which he expected to have sex with the girl…. in his buggy! That’s right, Willard Yoder is Amish!

Keep reading for Willard Yoder’s mug shot photo and the complete narrative of the incident from the police report including quotes like, “Yoder was cooperative and walked his horse and buggy around the building and tied it to a post outside the West side of the store.”

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16 & Pregnant’s Jennifer Del Rio disappears, hides twins from daddy Josh Smith

The drama continues in the tumultuous relationship between 16 and Pregnant star Jennifer Del Rio and the father of her twin boys Josh Smith. The latest chapter involves a court injunction granting Josh weekend custody of Joshua and Noah, an injunction that can’t be enforced because Jennifer and the twins have disappeared! Keep reading for all the details and hear directly from Josh, who is beginning to emerge as the more sympathetic (and more sane) of the two young parents.

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PHOTOS VIDEO Leonardo DiCaprio’s mystery girl revealed: Anna Jagodzinska (Polish model)

Last week Leonardo DiCaprio was caught gettin’ his flirt on with an attractive young blond in the Upper West Side of New York City while his new flame Blake Lively was across the country in Los Angeles at the premiere of Green Lantern. The blogosphere has been abuzz about the identity of the mystery woman and it appears that the mystery has now been solved! The woman is reportedly 23-year-old Polish supermodel Anna Jagodzinska! Keep reading to see the embarrassing video clip of an incognito Leonardo pleading with a paparazzo to get the pictures back and also see photos from Anna’s impressive modeling resume as well as an interview video.

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Meet Vanessa Guerrero of Love in the Wild

NBC is going after both The Bachelor and Survivor in one show called Love in the Wild. This reality vehicle takes ten sexy dudes and ladies and dumps them in the wild of Costa Rica as they form romantic couples and attempt to navigate challenges together to win the show. I’ve been profiling some of the ladies and next up is the exotically beautiful Vanessa Guerrero of Phoenix, Arizona.

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Will Bethenny Frankel’s new talk show succeed?

Hoping to parlay the success of the first two seasons of her Bethenny Ever After reality show, former Real Housewife of New York City, Bethenny Frankel is now developing her own talk show with the help of TV vet Ellen DeGeneres. Produced by Telepictures, which also produces The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the pilot for the…

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Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits split up, “The World According to Paris” to blame?

Things don’t seem to be going too well for celebutante extraordinaire Paris Hilton. Her Oxygen reality series The World According to Paris debuted to bad reviews and paltry numbers, and now US Weekly is reporting she and her boyfriend of a year and a half Cy Waits have called it quits – because he didn’t like being on the reality show! Ouch.

VIDEO Daisy the cow does Shawshank Redemption impersonation

In the following random video I present to you South Armagh, Ireland’s gate bustin’ bovine Daisy. Farmer Tom Grant had a problem with his cows escaping their lock up consistently and he got so worked up about he went and had surveillance cameras installed to find out who was messing with his (cow) boys. It turned out to farmer Tom’s surprise it was an inside job.

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Report: Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Peter Thomas on trial for battery

My man Peter Thomas who managed to land the lovely Atlanta Housewife Cynthia Bailey is reportedly on trial for simple battery of a former female employee named Tamela. Read on for the deets and the sources who are claiming he will likely be found guilty and have to spend a year in prison.

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Top Ten Jersey Shore photos from Florence, Italy

As residents of Florence, Italy survey the damage left in the wake of Jersey Shore Season 4 I thought I might put together a small virtual scrapbook of some of the cast’s most memorable moments caught on camera.

Though they were only “in country” for five weeks, Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, JWoww, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny and Deena had a slew of Kodak moments that if nothing else made the jobs of bloggers like me just that much easier! From bullhorning gypsies to chef-hatted scooter rides the JS crew were a wellspring of remarkable images and stories that inspired shock or laughter or both on a daily basis. Keep reading for the best of the best counting down from number ten to number one!

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VIDEO Lindsay Lohan’s commercial filmed under house arrest

I think making a bunch of bank filming a commercial while under house arrest is a much more effective kiss my backside statement than actually writing F’ you on your fingernail. So I’m guessing that maybe Lindsay Lohan actually is maturing! See the under 20 second sales pitch that has to be the easiest money LiLo has ever made!

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PHOTOS 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, bride of 51-year-old ‘Lost’ actor Doug Hutchison

Perhaps the most unforgettable character in the great Stephen King penned film The Green Mile is Percy Whitmore. He’s a young new prison guard fascinated with death and 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison played him and his creepy undertones to perfection. Well the latest coming from Hutchison’s camp is also a little disturbing. He married his 16-year-old girlfriend and aspiring singer Courtney Stodden in Las Vegas last month. See multiple photos of the young singer who at least looks much older, hear two of her songs and read the couple’s statement.

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PHOTO Police report from Jackass star Ryan Dunn car crash

The West Goshen Township Police Department has released an official incident report regarding the automobile crash that resulted in the death of Jackass star Ryan Dunn. Keep reading to see the full report, which doesn’t mention whether alcohol is thought to have been involved but does say, “speed may have been a contributing factor.”

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Weird Al premieres Gaga spoof ‘Perform This Way’

In the pop universe “stars” come and go yet somehow the master of the parody song, Weird Al Yankovic, manages to maintain relevancy decade after decade.

His latest work is a spoof of the biggest pop star on the planet now Lady Gaga as he turns her anthemic “Born This Way” on its head as a song all about Mother Monster called “Perform This Way.” This is his first single in 5 years and one that almost didn’t happen. See the video, some HD stills and the misunderstanding that originally had Al thinking he wouldn’t be allowed to lampoon Lady G.

Harry Potter’s Bonnie Wright all grown up covering Haute Muse

It’s a wild thing when you see child actors grow up right in front of your eyes. This is especially true when it come to the leads in the Harry Potter franchise because their physical maturation has progressed from film to film as well. A prime example of this phenomenon is Bonnie Wright’s latest cover for Haute Muse. The 20-year-old who has come of age portraying Ginny Weasley is all woman now and she looks beautiful on this cover. Check it out!

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VIDEO – Larry David wants to “kill” The Bachelorette’s villain Bentley Williams

Larry David doesn’t watch The Bachelorette, but that didn’t stop him from getting involved in all this Bentley Williams drama when he appeared on the Jay Leno show with Ashley Hebert. David is sometimes uptight in interviews, but he was relaxed and his comedic top form, riffing and innocently flirting with this season’s Bachelorette. When…

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber wears a “Saved By the Bell” Kelly Kapowski shirt to MMVAs

Justin Bieber was a big winner at the 2011 MuchMusic Awards, taking home two trophies for Ur Fave Artist and International Video of the Year at the event held in Toronto. Another big winner at the MMVAs was actress Tiffani Thiessen whose Saved By the Bell character Kelly Kapowski was featured prominently on The Biebs t-shirt! Keep reading to see Justin’s homage to the pinnacle of ’80s fashion as well as the original iconic image that helped usher in puberty for millions of red-blooded American boys!

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PHOTOS Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages

As I dreamed last night I thought, “I sure would love to wake up and see Tom Cruise with long hair, formed in a quasi Axl Rose pose looking like he’s back lit from Hollyweird Heaven and most importantly making devil horns as some dude named Stacee Jaxx.”

Dreams do come true! So check out the first image of Tom Cruise as big-time-buffed 80’s rocker Stacee Jaxx in the highly anticipated film Rock of Ages.

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16 and Pregnant “Where Are They Now?” recap Season 2b

MTV got us all caught up on the girls from 16 and Pregnant Season 2b with an hour-and-a-half “Where Are They Now?” special earlier tonight! Just in case you missed it, here are recaps of what each of the girls are up to in the order they were aired on the episode. Includes links to our profile posts on the girls in case you need a refresher!

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Vicki Gunvalson’s boyfriend Brooks Ayers mug shot photo and child support arrest details

There’s a zesty twist arising in the world of The Real Housewives of Orange County! News of the financial status of Vicki Gunvalson’s rebound boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, is showing that all is not as perfect as she’d like us to believe.

It seems Ayers has been filling up Vicki’s love tank with somebody else’s fuel, namely that of his ex-wife Kim and ex-girlfriend Nicolette Catanzarite. Between both women Ayers is nearly $40,000 behind in child support payments for a combined total of four children – three with Kim and a 16-month-old son with Nicolette. Ayers is so far behind, in fact, that he was arrested twice in 2010 for failing to make payments to Kim. Keep reading for all the crazy details, Brooks’ mug shot photo and a predictable response from the much-maligned Gretchen Rossi!

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Foo Fighters’ 2011 rider goes interactive with a coloring book theme

Remember back when we all thought Van Halen was wacky and pretentious for demanding the removal of all brown M&Ms from their dressing room buffet? That all seems mundane now that we’re privy to the latest tour rider provided by the Foo Fighters. But the 52-page tome isn’t merely for readin‘…it’s also chock full of…

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VIDEOS of saxophononist “The Big Man” Clarence Clemons performing with Bruce Springsteen

Numerous news outlets are reporting that founding E Street Band saxophonist Clarence Clemons died earlier today from complications from a stroke. Clarence suffered the stroke on June 12th and was reportedly making a “miraculous” recovery prior to the sad news being announced today. The Big Man was 69.

Keep reading for my tribute to Clarence in words and song with various video clips from throughout his 40+ year career. I love you Big Man – you will be missed.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast packs up and leaves Florence Italy

It seems like only yesterday Snooki was loading her stuffed alligator onto an airplane at Newark airport, signaling the beginning of the five-week Jersey Shore invasion of Florence, Italy. Well, now the five weeks are up and the porta party that is the Jersey Shore cast are packing their bags and heading back stateside. Keep reading for the sad scene as all eight guys and gals pack up and head out, leaving Florence basically intact.

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PHOTOS BIO Allison “Allie” Mendoza from 16 and Pregnant Season 3 finale

Pictures of and background information on Allison “Allie” Mendoza from Pasadena, Texas who will be featured in the sure-to-be explosive Season 3 finale of 16 and Pregnant. (You might remember Allie from the violent preview clip featuring baby daddy Joey Aranzeta’s mother Yolanda erupting in a fit of rage.) With all of the dramatic elements in her life I think Allie may be the leading candidate from this season for inclusion on the inevitable Teen Mom 3!

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Britney Haynes tweets advice for Big Brother 13 contestants

The real star from season 12 of Big Brother, Britney Haynes, is tweeting out advice for Season 13’s contestants. Hayden and his lovely Beatles mop may have took the bank but my southern belle stole my heart. Beautiful, witty, sharp as a Razorback’s tooth and shows well on camera, so how is Miss Haynes not a star yet? I digress, read her advice that includes the fact that you shouldn’t worry about condoms and check out the two brief promo clips for BB 13. Oh man, I’m gonna miss you Miss Britney!

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Dilbert creator Scott Adams likens rape to the actions of Anthony Weiner

Scott Adams of “Dilbert” fame recently posted a blog in which he likened rape to the “meat tweeting” actions of Rep. Anthony Weiner, calling them natural male instincts. Read his controversial ideas and the frightening place he sees society headed in regards to controlling the human male.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s JWoww is “chef chic” in Florence

The Florentine festivities continue for the cast of Jersey Shore as the transplanted reality stars were treated to a cooking lesson at the Trattoria Nella restaurant Thursday. While waiting for her pasta to become al dente, JWoww seized the opportunity for a smoke break and a spontaneous pastarazzi photoshoot while still wearing her apron and chef’s hat!

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PHOTO O’ The Day: Britney Spears mounts a giant guitar

Nobody has had it rougher with the press and, yes blogs, than Britney Spears. She took to the stage in Sacramento last night for the tour opener of Femme Fatale and the reviews are in. She absolutely nailed it – take that h8rs! Read a rave from Rolling Stone, Britney’s enthusiastic post-show tweet and two amazing shots of Brit-Brit mounting a giant guitar stage prop.

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Are Teen Mom’s Catelynn and Tyler living together? What are their career plans?

Thanks to Teen Mom’s Catelyn Lowell’s Facebook page, we have some updates about Catelynn and Tyler, who recently graduated from high school. Tyler was completing college credits simultaneously with his high school work, and both he and Catelynn will enroll at Baker College in Michigan. Catelynn plans to be an elementary school teacher, and Tyler…

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T.G.I. – Hey where is Friday!?!

This could be the worst thing to happen to Friday since the stock market crash of 1929, called “Black Friday” over in Europe. Actually this is our 100-year “Black Friday” as YouTube phenom Rebecca Black has pulled her mega-million viewed mega-hit “Friday” from YouTube because of a legal fight with Ark Music Factory. This is not fun fun fun fun folks. But we have some relief as I present to you five “Friday” song alternatives that you can still catch via the video service!

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PHOTO: Jessica Simpson’s I Fancy You perfume ad

Jessica Simpson fancies you. Or that’s what she’s claiming with her new fragrance and advert.

I think Jessica’s a pretty woman, and I like the natural look this advertisement’s going for, but I wasn’t a fan of the title “I Fancy You” at first. For one thing, I’m not used to perfume names being whole phrases. I’m much more comfortable with one word monikers that sink under the weight of their own heaviness. Like “Obsession” or “Transplendent” (not really a fragrance, but really should be one put out by Shelley Duvall.)

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Email address set up to send messages of support to Amber Portwood after suicide attempt

Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood is currently recovering from a suicide attempt, but she’s reportedly “safe” now and receiving treatment. Now her baby’s father Gary Shirley has set up a way to send her your positive wishes.

MUST SEE VIDEO: Atlanta Braves beat New York Mets with walk off balk by D.J. Carrasco

The man and woman in the picture to the left? They’re Mets fans. They paid their hard-earned money to watch their favorite team play tonight. And for nine innings, the Mets played valiantly against their mortal enemy, the Chipper Jones-led Atlanta Braves. And then a very rare but hilarious goofball play by relief pitcher D.J. Carrasco lost them the game. Life for Mets fans is really hard. If you want to make it even harder, you must share this story with them. Details inside…

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VIDEO: Sonja Morgan financial problems: denies $19.8 million debt listed on bankruptcy records

Sonja Morgan filed for bankruptcy last November, listing $13 million in assets, and $19.8 million in debt ($7 million was a debt to Hannibal Pictures Inc. for a failed movie project supposedly starring John Travolta.) She was filming Real Housewives of NYC while this was going on, and discussion of her financial woes were brought…