I’m going to sensually slip down my fingers and lusciously type out an introduction to a purrfectly hot parody video of teen-bride Courtney Stodden and her old, old-man Doug Hutchison. I hope nothing “pops out” while I entice my readers with some of my best internal juices. Meow!
Watch Adele’s latest music video for her song “Someone Like You,” which she sang at the MTV Video Music Awards and stole the show with her performance! The video features Adele singing the song while walking the streets of Paris – all in grainy black and white. In other words… more classy awesome!
It’s beginning to sound more and more like dynamic Republican orator and current governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, will be tossing his hat into the ring for the 2012 Presidential race. If that is the case, most analysts assume he will have no problem gaining the GOP nomination and will be pitted against Obama next November. Ummmm… I’m not sure what the segue is but we have photos of a younger, slightly trimmer Chris Christie from his 1980 Livingston High School yearbook! Also, as president of SGA, Christie wrote an open letter to the student body that was included in the yearbook and transcribed for you here! (We still haven’t managed to find his birth certificate though. Hmmm…)
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Twitter fallout continues after the Posche Fashion Show Wednesday night during which some major drama went down! Check out all the latest tweets from Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Joe Gorga which seem to suggest Teresa may have accused Melissa Gorga of being a stripper! (If this results in another Kim G pole dancing scene I’m quitting Bravo for good.)
UPDATE – Lynn N Chicago has revealed what actually went down and it involves a male stripper, Kim D and… Danielle Staub?!? Lawdy lawd!
Although The Office‘s Robert California may eventually give him a run for his money, there is no cooler dude on television right now than Parks and Recreation‘s resident libertarian meat lover Ron Swanson, played by actor Nick Offerman. In case you needed further proof of his awesomeness on screen and off, check out these high school yearbook photos of Nick as a dapper dude (and SGA member?!?) at Minooka High School in 1986/87!
Holly Madison has protected her “assets” by insuring her breasts for a million dollars. Read her comments on why and see Dr. Evil’s contemplative thoughts about the sweater-stretching news!
Celeb Twitterholic LeAnn Rimes is a busy young woman. She’s released a killer new record that is arguably the best of her career, she’s blogged about her role as step-mom to her husband Eddie Cibrian and his ex-wife Brandi Glanville’s two sons, she chatted with Ellen about the press claiming she has eating disorders and she’s posted photos of herself sitting on a urinal and using her new album as pasties. Catch up on it all here!
See photos of Kristen Stewart from the set of Snow White and the Huntsman in her full suit of armor majestically riding horseback on the beaches of Wales! Oh, and sneaking a cigarette break by the wheel of a pick-up truck. Snow White, you’ve come a long way baby!
After initially leaving her daughter Sophia with her parents while relocating to Florida, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has since brought her down to Florida where the two seem to be adapting well to the Sunshine State lifestyle. See pictures of Farrah and Sophia playing on the beaches of Fort Lauderdale as the MTV cameras roll!
According to Jenelle Evans’ attorney Dustin Sullivan the momma-full-of-drama is getting her life in order and doing all that is required of her by the courts. Read his statements that make me hopeful that Jenelle is turning the page on a new chapter in her and her son Jace’s life.
The Real Hosuewives of New Jersey Star has already expressed her desire to leave the show and it seems an event at last night’s Posche Fashion Show has all but sealed the deal! Read Jacqueline’s angry tweets in which she announces she will not be participating in the Season 3 Reunion Special (filming today) and read a first hand account (with a video clip!) of the drama that went down at the fashion show!
A pop star’s work is never done! Instead of sitting on their laurels and spending their days lighting candles with money, Rihanna and Britney Spears have been busy at work filming their respective new music videos (“We Found Love” and “Criminal,”) and, in the process, stirring up a lot of trouble!
The tragic suicide of 14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer has garnered national attention after it was discovered the young man had posted an “It Gets Better” video to encourage other kids in his situation to keep their heads up. Lady Gaga has taken up his cause and now his parents are trying to do something about the bullying that took their son’s life.
In an interview with Today they revealed that even in death, he continues to be bullied. This revelation took me by surprise, as that level of angst and intolerance is hard to comes to grip with or even understand.
Dinora Rodriguez (40) of L.A. is left with a nightmare body after a boob job blunder and an eye job she didn’t ask for! The Daily Mail reports that plastic surgeons cut two pockets of breast tissue while replacing Rodriquez’s former breast implants, which allowed the new breast implants to touch, creating the “uniboob” look. Rodriquez also received a “surprise” eye job that prevents her eyes from ever fully closing.
It looks like Gossip Girl’s hunky Chace Crawford isn’t going after fellow Texan native Willie Nelson’s weed crown. He was arrested for a seriously minor infraction and had to spend a long time to get his case dismissed. Get the Texas justice deets here.
Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards and her husband Mauricio Umansky attended a fund raiser for President Barack Obama in L.A. on Monday. Following the event Kyle tweeted a great photo of the two and Mauricio tweeted some insider info from the most powerful man in the world. The First Lady watches her some RHOBH!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump is following in the footsteps of numerous other Bravo housewives by releasing a book. Simply Elegance, due out November 8, includes recipes, decorating tips, and just about everything else you need to know to be an unassailably classy entertainer just like Lisa, even without buhjillions of dollars! Keep reading for all the details on the book, including why Lisa (unlike some of the other Housewives-turned-authors) is actually qualified to write it.
It’s no big surprise that actor Seth Rogen smokes weed. It was easy to tell that dude wasn’t really “acting” in Pineapple Express but I have to admit I was a little bit surprised at how much our man partakes! See the funny clip from Letterman as Rogen guesstimates how much of the day he’s high and see a preview for the film he’s promoting, 50/50, which looks like it should be a good one.
Author Stephen King entertained a gathered audience at George Mason University by not only revealing the near completion of but reading from his highly anticipated The Shining sequel, Dr. Sleep. That’s right, Johnny’s back and you can hear a portion of it here if you’re down with the spoilage! Two great videos from the event and as a bonus I share my favorite King book and movie adaptation.
Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger wants you to know that she’s all sorry and stuff for the cringeworthy comments she made about homosexuals and Jews during her appearance on her own network’s Watch What Happens Live with host Andy Cohen. Check out video highlights or should I say lowlights from her appearance and read her apologetic tweets as she tries to make amends for her strange Stanger stingers.
Apparently Sister Wives’ patriarch Kody Brown is open to his wives having multiple husbands, as long as it’s Brad Pitt.
On November 4, 2011 the peaches of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to their Southern motherin’ and boo checkin’ that made them the most watched Housewives franchise! Today Bravo released their official preview trailer for the new season and it looks like business as unusual for the ladies of The ATL. Keep reading to see the ladies in South Africa, NeNe’s new punching bag and… Phaedra Parks’ funeral home?!? Awwwww yeah!
Rapper Nicki Minaj is no stranger to eccentric fashion choices, and her choice of cleavage bling for the I Heart Radio music festival this weekend is something you have to KFC to believe! Perhaps inspired by Lady Gaga’s famous meat dress, Nicki accessorized with a bit of protein of her own with a hot pink fried chicken wing necklace! Keep reading for photos of her fried fowl fashion faux pas!
Antoine Dodson’s “Bed Intruder Song” clip on YouTube has over 90 million views and is arguably the greatest remix viral clip in internet history. We all learned from Antoine that, “We obviously have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He’s climbing in your windows and he’s snatching your people up tryin’ to rape them. So you need to hide your kids and hide your wife and hide your husbands because they’re raping everybody up in here.” Well Antoine got himself arrested for an outstanding warrant after being stopped for violating a noise ordinance. Read on for the should’ve hid himself deets.
I’ve never heard of the Irish boy band One Direction but there was something irresistible about the twit-pic that singer Zayn Malik posted from the studio. What that irresistible something is would be the fact that a boy band member’s bum apparently has the ability to hypnotize as a young fellow in the pic seems absolutely lost in the glowing beauty of that backside. Unintentionally, they have created a new internet meme “The Photobum.” Check it out!
I figured I’d ease in to this Monday with another “Adventures From Florida” post. This time our sunshine state lady is 19-year-old Wilnelia Caraballo, who waltzed into a Kangaroo convenience store in Palm Bay, FL and tried to rob the place donning a clear plastic mask while brandishing a toy machine gun.
E!’s Kendra is starting a brand new season (with a companion release of Kendra Wilkinson’s newest memoir (Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails, and Getting My Sexy Back). She talks openly about suffering from postpartum depression after giving birth to their son Hank IV, which led to breakdowns, fights, sleeping in a separate bedroom than her husband Hank Baskett, and even giving him a black eye in a drunken fit of rage in May 2010.
In HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, Steve Buscemi plays a generous-but-ruthless who runs Atlantic City. He character is based on a real man: Enoch J. “Nucky” Johnson, who had control of Atlantic City, NJ for 30 years, and turned it into what it is today.
Who says 70-year-old Martha Stewart is out of touch? The ex-con craft maven graces the cover of Martha Stewart: Halloween 2011 in a Lady Gaga inspired Motha Stewart look as part of her “B-Movie Blowout” themed article. Keep reading to see photos of the new Motha Monster and find out about her latest empire building business endeavor!
Brad Pitt’s new movie Moneyball (based on Michael Lewis’ nonfiction book Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game) is getting Oscar Buzz and is Box Office Gold. The movie is artfully crafted and fascinates both baseball fans, and people who hate sports. At the heart it’s not really about sports, it’s about solving problems against formidable opposition, and being brave to fight to make a change in the world when you believe enough in the truth of something.
But the person who truly stole the movie (at least several parts of the movie) was 13-year-old Kerris Dorsey and her rendition of Lenka’s “The Show.
Anne Hathaway was photographed on the set of Batman: Dark Knight Rises wearing her amazing figure-enhancing black Catwoman catsuit. The sleek costume looked to be corseted in the midsection, taking a few inches off of Hathaway’s already thin waist. Keep reading for the full length shots of the already perfect Hathaway looking even more purrrrrfect!
You know you have a pretty trashy image when wearing fish nets, black satin, and roller skates is “cleaning up!” But that’s exactly the case with dumpster hipster Ke$ha who toned down her Sleaza Minelli persona in some promotional photos for her new line of limited edition Baby-G watches. Keep reading for the no quarantine necessary pics and info on her new “TiK ToK” accessories!
It’s official! Bravo will be bringing back Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, their fine art ode to Project Runway, for a second season! Find out which judge isn’t coming back and meet all 14 new contestants with brief bios and photos of each! Also, watch a preview trailer for the show’s sophomore season which is set to premiere on October 12.
Army Wives actress Kim Delaney had to wing a speech for former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and the results were so bad that she was escorted off stage. I’ve seen my fair share of celebrity public appearances gone bad and I can honestly say this is the most cringeworthy I can recall. Yikes!
Madame Tussauds unveiled a wax sculpture of The Black-Eyed Peas singer Fergie Thursday. The actual Fergie was in attendance for the event and in what can only be described as the faux pinnacle of #twinning, she got real intimate with her waxwork doppelganger for the photographers in attendance. See some of the rare waxturbation images as well as a video of the entire unveiling!
Lesson learned: many people sit in Trudy’s salon chair, few people leave it alive! Via (Buzzfeed)
Kelsey who? Beverly Hills Housewife Camille Grammer has herself a rumored new man and it looks like our lady is getting some cougar revenge in the form of 35-year-old bankruptcy attorney Dimitri George Charalambopoulos. That’s right. It was Camille Donatacci, then it was Camille Grammer and now I’m talkin’ bout Cougar Camille Charalambopoulos. Camille is redefining “lawyering up!”
Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are going to swap their spouses a new show Celebrity Wife Swap based on Wife Swap. Wife Swap is a show that pairs families of disparate dispositions and values and, true to the title, swaps out the wives. It usually ends up being a fascinating sociological study, and this should…
Jacksonville, Arkansas police have released some disturbing photos taken inside the home of 16 and Pregnant star Ebony Jackson and husband Josh Rendon. The two were arrested earlier this week for child endangerment because of the conditions in the home, which reportedly included “human and dog feces on the floor, walls, and clothing.” They are also facing numerous drug charges after authorities found drugs and drug paraphernalia on the premises, which can be seen in a couple of the photos.
16 & Pregnant cast members Ebony Jackson and husband Josh Rendon were arrested earlier this week after their house was investigated when Child Protective Services was called. According to the arrest report, dog and human feces covered the house and a slight trace of synthetic marijuana was found. Following this it appears that Josh may be booted from the military following the filed charges of endangering the welfare of a minor and drug possession.
14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer tragically committed suicide after suffering at the hands of bullies. His story has become a national one due in part to the “It Gets Better” video he posted just months before he took his own life. It’s rekindled a fire for supporters of anti-bullying legislation and now police are looking into a specific group of students who could be responsible for the vast amount of bullying Jamey suffered. Read on for the details of the investigation and to hear Lady Gaga’s response to Jamey’s heartbreaking video in which he identified the singer as a beacon of hope.
Jenelle Evans seems to always take two steps forward, and one step back, but yet again she’s continuing on a good path. She’s working hard studying film at college, and she has a new man! His name is Josh, he’s hot, and he has a job. Jenelle’s been dating Josh for about a month, and…
Vinny Hickerson, one of the new contestants on NBC’s The Biggest Loser Season 12, is no stranger to the stage, although The Biggest Loser‘s millions of viewers has to be the biggest crowd he has ever played to. With several charted country music hits on his resume, this Trailer Choir band member is looking to shed unhealthy pounds and extend his musical career for decades to come.
The execution of Troy Davis last night gripped the nation as seemingly everyone was tuned in to see what would happen following the stay granted by the State of Georgia giving time for the Supreme Court to review a last minute request that was eventually denied. Read ten celebrity / pundit Twitter reactions to the news that reflect many different opinions about what happened last night.
Hollybaby made a bold video accusing Teen Mom 2’s Leah Messer of dating four guys since her divorce from Corey Simms in April 2011, and introducing them all to her daughters Aleeah, and Aliannah. Hollybaby.com reporter Chloe Melas chatted with Relationship Expert Diana Falzone about Leah’s “slew” of boyfriends, and how horrible it was for her to introduce this conga line of guys into Aleeah and Aliannah’s life. Is any of this true?
Apparently during the taping of this season’s reunion special Snooki was drunk and slurring her words at 11 a.m. She was angry at The Situation over his continued claims that she cheated on Jionni with him, and reportedly was heard on the mike asking producers backstage to get her a drink. She was reportedly denied the drink until shooting finished.
Everybody (including myself) has conjectured on if and for how long Farrah Abraham left her daughter Sophia with her mother to head to the sunshine state. Well the brief teaser clip that MTV has provided for the Teen Mom Reunion Special Part 1 gives us a little more insight into that answer (or at least verifies our source). See the clip and get the air date and time for part 1 of the show.
See last night’s exclusive ET interview with Beverly Hills Housewife Taylor Armstrong in which she talks about how her late husband Russell Armstrong’s body was discovered following his suicide. In addition, she explains why she still wears both of their wedding rings and how her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy is coping with the loss.
Bravo already has replacements after the bloothbath Real Housewives of New York City firings that shuttered through the reality tv world last week. An established fashion designer, an author/reporter, and a Wall Street wife.
Part two of our countdown of the silliest and most outrageous Photoshop-generated Teen Mom inspired moments in starcasm history. Keep reading for the top eight, which includes everything from a Buddhist monk to The Incredible Hulk!
So, in the aftermath of Scarlett Johansson’s drama over leaked naked photos taken from her phone, the internet got the above consolation prize of 18-year-old Miley Cyrus lounging in her panties in an 19th century boudoir with satin sheets. Miley is in full make-up “condidly” checking her phone, and the lighting looks a little too…
Arkansas Child Protective Services received a complaint about the living conditions of the home of 16 & Pregnant’s Ebony Jackson, her husband Josh Rendon and 2-year-old daughter Jocelyn. After authorities arrived the scene was so “deplorable” that they had the couple arrested and CPS took away their baby girl. Find out just how bad it was (maggots, dog and human feces) from the official arrest report and what Josh had to say about the situation.
Teen Mom star Tyler Baltierra’s dad Butch Baltierra was back in court Monday afternoon for a pre-trial hearing stemming from a September 8 domestic violence charge in which he allegedly hit his wife, and Catelynne Lowell’s mother, April Baltierra. Keep reading to find out what happened and to see Butch’s latest mug shot photo.
Anyone who’s been following the story of now 17-year-old bride Courtney Stodden and her, shall we say, much older actor-husband Doug Hutchison knew that this news was coming. The two have been hitting the interview scene hard and have landed themselves a production deal for a TV reality show.
It feels like we’ve been along for the ride with Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci for much longer than 3 seasons. I guess that’s sort of the point because once you have a baby it’s all different and time creeps and flies by simultaneously somehow. I know this is true from personal experience. It’s Wednesday so that means it’s time for our After Show and bonus footage recap of the Season 3 finale for Teen Mom. Come along as Farrah discusses her move, Maci talks about agreeing to disagree with Ryan and Catelynn reflects on the relationship between Butch and Tyler.
Only being able to use one leg hasn’t cramped the flamboyant style of singer Jessie J! The hobbled fashion basher was photographed Tuesday night after a performance at Sketch nightclub in London still wearing her purple and black cosmos body suit, complete with matching purple hair and her now infamous cast. Keep reading to see the entire Jessie J universe and read her reaction to the disappointing news that she will not be able to perform during the upcoming Katy Perry California Dreams Tour.
Sunny Sinclair is a 277 lb. wife, mother, and teacher from Frisco, Texas who is ready to turn her life around at the Biggest Loser Ranch. She says she is not a game-player, and that she plans to listen to her trainers, do her workouts, support her team mates, and focus on herself. We’ll see if she can stay on the high road this season!
Tonight is the season finale of the third season of everyone’s favorite young momma drama series Teen Mom, and in honor of the show’s success (as well as it’s sister show Teen Mom 2) I thought I would sift through some of the virtual filing cabinets here on my computer and gather together some of my favorite altered images from our rather extensive coverage of the show over the years.
Here at Starcasm we’re patently aware that Teen Mom is taking over the reality universe, and as part of that takeover one of the stars has set a popular new fashion trend. No, it’s not Gary’s Belden Lineman Camp t-shirt, it’s Chelsea Houska’s impeccable hair! See a detailed video on how to do the “Houska” yourself at home as well as a photo-by-photo image breakdown of the style that’s sweeping the nation!
One of the highlights from Sunday night’s Primetime Emmy Awards was Jane Lynch’s sketch paying homage to the influence of the state of New Jersey on television over the last few years, something for which her Teresa Giudice inspired alter ego Donatella Alberghetti Mangiana D’Borgia takes credit. Keep reading to watch the original bit and then check out the hilarious outtakes reel that surfaced today featuring tons of one-liners from Jane, The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, and the cast of Jersey Shore! (“Sammi can eat a quarter and crap out two dimes and a nickel.”)
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