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Eddie Judge | Gretchen Rossi | Heather Dubrow | Real Housewives of Orange County | Slade Smiley | Tamra Judge

PHOTOS Real Housewives of Orange County get muddy for charity
ByAsa Hawks October 16, 2011September 16, 2013

The cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County are no strangers to mudslinging, and three of the gals (with their better halves) took their skills from the figurative to the literal during the 2011 Del Mar Mud Run in Del Mar, California on Saturday. Keep reading for photos of Tamra Barney, Eddie Judge, Ryan Vieth, Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley, Heather Dubrow and Dr. Terry Dubrow gettin’ dirty for charity!

Read More PHOTOS Real Housewives of Orange County get muddy for charity
Matt Nordgren | Most Eligible Dallas | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills | Taylor Armstrong

Taylor Armstrong seen “making out” with Matt Nordgren at Cattle Baron’s Ball
ByAsa Hawks October 16, 2011September 16, 2013

The world of reality TV gossip is once again focused on the city of Dallas as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong was spotted at The Cattle Baron’s Ball with Most Eligible Dallas star Matt Nordgren. Keep reading to get all the juicy details, including a photo of the couple looking quite romantic and an eyewitness who says the two were making out!

UPDATED! It seems Matt Nordgren’s publicist is a bit peeved! Check out what he/she had to say to blogger Oh So Cynthia about the story!

Read More Taylor Armstrong seen “making out” with Matt Nordgren at Cattle Baron’s Ball
Kim Kardashian | Kris Jenner

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian visits Dubai, rides a camel, wears a burqa, looks awesome, etc
ByAsa Hawks October 14, 2011September 16, 2013

The American female celebrinvasion of the globe continues! At the same time Paris Hilton was touching down in Poland to participate in the expansion of a mall in Katowice, Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner were in Dubai to launch Kim’s new fragrance at Sephora, open the first Millions of Milkshakes store outside of the US, and look at business opportunities in The United Arab Emirates for the expansion of the Kardashian empire in the form of a luxury hotel. Keep reading for all the wonderful SFW Kardashian camel toes, sucking, and humps you can stand!

Read More PHOTOS Kim Kardashian visits Dubai, rides a camel, wears a burqa, looks awesome, etc
Bethenny Frankel | Money Money | Real Housewives

Bethenny Frankel sold SkinnyGirl for a whole lot more than $8.1 million
ByStarcasm Staff October 14, 2011July 24, 2024

There’s been a lot of buzz around a report from from HuffPost Celebrity’s Rob Shuter claiming Bethenny Frankel sold her super popular SkinnyGirl cocktail brand for a mere $8.1 million instead of the rumored $100-120 million everyone gasped about earlier this year. (Forbes Magazine ran with the number, and even listed Frankel as the third biggest female earner this year behind Oprah and Lady Gaga.)

What’s the truth?

Read More Bethenny Frankel sold SkinnyGirl for a whole lot more than $8.1 million
Kim Kardashian | Kourtney Kardashian | Kris Jenner | Robert Kardashian

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian as children in Kardashian family home videos
ByAsa Hawks October 13, 2011July 24, 2024

Here’s a collection of home movies from the 1980s featuring the first family of reality television, the Kardashians! Check out little Kourt and Kimmy as they dress up and do what little girls do – sing, dance, tell stories, and… ride a horse! Most of the clips are shot by, and feature the voice of, the girls’ father, Robert Kardashian and include appearances by their mom Kris Jenner (Kris Kardashian at the time).

Read More Kourtney and Kim Kardashian as children in Kardashian family home videos
Marlo Hampton | Real Housewives | Real Housewives of Atlanta

Why Marlo Hampton didn’t make Real Housewives of Atlanta
ByStarcasm Staff October 13, 2011July 24, 2024

Remember that girl Marlo Hampton who had a whole heap o’ mug shots, was supposedly dating Charles Grant, and was slated to be the next Real Housewife of Atlanta? According our girl in Atlanta at straightfromthea.com, Marlo was tested by Bravo to be a housewife, and ultimately didn’t make the cut (a common practice, it happened to Fernanda Rocha in Orange County.)

Find out why!

Read More Why Marlo Hampton didn’t make Real Housewives of Atlanta
Ashton Kutcher

VIDEO: Ashton Kutcher’s bodyguard dresses like a priest; and other details from Sara Leal’s one night stand
ByAmelia Cunningham October 13, 2011July 24, 2024

Sara Leal spoke with US Weekly with more detailed details about her one night stand with Ashton Kutcher. She dissed about how many times they had sex (three times,) how Ashton wanted a threesome with her friend (who bailed when Sara when the bathroom,) their pillow talk topics (Ashton wanted Sara to believe in love,) and how Ashton’s bodyguard actually confiscated her cell phone. Despite the fact that it’s sad that Ashton’s married to Demi Moore and this happened on their six-year wedding anniversary (but honestly, nobody has any idea what’s going on with that marriage), none of this is really shocking.

What is shocking, however, is that throughout the whole night Ashton’s bodyguard was dressed like a priest! WTF?

What is shocking, however, is that throughout the whole night Ashton’s bodyguard was dressed like a priest! WTF?

Read More VIDEO: Ashton Kutcher’s bodyguard dresses like a priest; and other details from Sara Leal’s one night stand
Mug Shots | News

MUG SHOT Homeless haunted maze employee arrested for sexual battery
ByDarren O October 13, 2011October 7, 2021

28-year-old Joshua James Stueckle was taken into custody following an alleged incident with a 16-year-old that happened at a Caldwell, Idaho public park. Stueckle is a homeless man living out of an area park that was employed at a local attraction, Haunted World. Police were told by the owner of the business of his schedule when he was asked for information and the cops showed up just after his shift around midnight to arrest him for sexual battery of a 16-year-old female. What resulted is one of the more disturbing mug shots on record.

Read More MUG SHOT Homeless haunted maze employee arrested for sexual battery
Celebrities | Kim Zolciak | Kroy Biermann | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills | Weddings

Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy
ByDarren O October 13, 2011August 12, 2022

When the news broke that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak was engaged to soon become an actual housewife I figured her ceremony would have but one steadfast rule. Do not be tardy for this party. Well folks I was way wrong because a copy of the Zolciak-Biermann invitation has hit the ol’ interwebs and upon further review it would be much easier to fly out of Hartsfield International naked than it would be to pull a Salahi style crash on this event. Find out just how prepared you will need to be to watch Kim marry her baby-daddy Atlanta Falcon fiance on 11/11/11.

Read More Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy
News | scandal | Scarlett Johansson | Vanessa Hudgens

VIDEO Celebrity hacker is relieved that he got caught
ByDarren O October 13, 2011September 3, 2013

Christopher Chaney of Jacksonville, Florida is speaking out following his arrest for hacking into and distributing private images of Hollywood stars like Scarlett Johansson and Vanessa Hudgens. The FBI had been on the trail of Chaney for months in what they called “Operation Hackerazzi” and they landed their man. Cheney could face up to 121 years in Federal prison for his crimes. I assumed it had to be bad for Christopher when the FBI had a freaking operation name just for finding him.

Read More VIDEO Celebrity hacker is relieved that he got caught
Books | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills

Heidi Montag working on a tell-all book
ByAsa Hawks October 13, 2011September 3, 2013

Updating our “Where Are They Now?” post on The Hills actress Heidi Montag, the 25-year-old plastic surgery addict has apparently decided to write a tell all book. Read her tweets about this upcoming “work” and see some suggestions for a possible title.

Read More Heidi Montag working on a tell-all book
Beyonce | scandal | Wendy Williams

VIDEO Wendy Williams tackles Beyonce fake baby bump rumors
ByAsa Hawks October 12, 2011October 12, 2011

Watch a video clip of talk show host (and gossip lover) Wendy Williams weighing in on the Beyonce Baby Bumpgate scandal. The wonderful wigged wonder shows the controversial video clip that started it all, then offers up a list of conspiracy theories before bringing out two pregnant staffers to see if their baby bumps implode when they sit down! One of Wendy’s many great quotes about the clip include, “She’s either giving birth to a frisbee or Stewie from Family Guy.”

Read More VIDEO Wendy Williams tackles Beyonce fake baby bump rumors
Taylor Swift

What does Taylor Swift write on her arms during concerts?
ByStarcasm Staff October 12, 2011March 30, 2014

Taylor Swift may not have the strongest singing voice in the biz, but she nails emotion and presentation like nobody’s business. Only amplifying her endearing sincerity are the song lyrics (not her own) Taylor sharpies on her arm before each concert performance. They’re a testament to her music knowledge and ear for a good lyric.

Below is an list of the quotes and phrases (along with places and dates) that inspired Taylor so much in 2011 that she wrote them on her body. (

Read More What does Taylor Swift write on her arms during concerts?
Celebrity Costumes | Jenelle Evans | Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom Halloween costumegery: Jenelle Evans as a sexy cop
ByAsa Hawks October 12, 2011October 12, 2011

In our second installment of Teen Mom Halloween costume suggestions we actually got beat to the punch by the Teen Mom 2 star most familiar with beating and punching, Jenelle Evans, who gave away what she would be wearing this Halloween by sharing an image of the sexy cop costume she had just purchased on eBay on her Facebook page. Keep reading to see what the good folks of Oak Island, North Carolina can look forward to in a couple weeks and see our costume suggestions for Jace and any future boyfriend of Jenelle’s!

Read More Teen Mom Halloween costumegery: Jenelle Evans as a sexy cop
16 and Pregnant | Ebony Jackson | Teen Mom

16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn
ByDarren O October 12, 2011July 24, 2024

Last month Ebony Jackson-Rendon and husband Josh, original cast members of 16 & Pregnant, were arrested by authorities mainly due to the untenable living conditions of their home in Jacksonville, Arkansas. Their daughter Jocelyn was taken into custody and since then they’ve worked hard at cleaning their house and their lives up. Their dedication has paid off as they’ve now been granted visitation rights. Read on for the good news including what the parameters of their visitation schedule are now and when they might expect to regain full custody.

Read More 16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn
Glee | Lea Michele

Lea Michelle shares childhood photo, was obviously born to play Rachel Berry
ByAsa Hawks October 12, 2011September 3, 2013

See a great childhood photo of actress Lea Michelle in which it’s obvious she always had the flare and showmanship it would take to play the role of Glee‘s resident diva ingenue, Rachel Berry!

Read More Lea Michelle shares childhood photo, was obviously born to play Rachel Berry
Ashton Kutcher | Celebrities | Demi Moore

Alleged mistress: Ashton Kutcher’s hot tub time machine lasts 2 hours
ByDarren O October 12, 2011September 3, 2013

If you’ve been under a rock or just have actual valuable things to do with your time and didn’t know, Ashton Kutcher is caught up in a cheating scandal. The alleged mistress is a 22-year-old blond looker from San Diego named Sara Leal. Leal has been pretty quiet about her supposed fling with Demi Moore’s husband until now as her story has reached the full on publication assault part of a scandal. Hot tubs, “great endurance,” Ashton looking hot naked, and a near threesome are all part of her story. Read on for the alleged steamy details.

Read More Alleged mistress: Ashton Kutcher’s hot tub time machine lasts 2 hours
News

Worst tip ever leads to misguided vigilante justice
ByDarren O October 12, 2011September 3, 2013

Bad: Leaving a waitress a tip that reads, “P.S. You could stand to loose {sic} a few pounds”

Also bad: Posting the receipt and then identifying the wrong dude!

Read on for this lesson in douchebaggery and vigilante Facebook justice gone awry.

Read More Worst tip ever leads to misguided vigilante justice
Beyonce | scandal

Baby Bumpgate Update: Beyonce denies wearing prosthetic, launches maternity wear line
ByAsa Hawks October 11, 2011September 3, 2013

The ol’ interwebs expoloded yesterday after a video clip from Sunday Night HD turned up on Youtube showing Beyonce’s supposed baby bump obviously imploding as she sat down for an interview. A rep for the singer adamantly denies the rumors that Beyonce is wearing a prosthetic belly to make her seem further along than she is or that she is actually using a surrogate and isn’t even pregnant at all. Meanwhile, Beyonce tells Harper’s Bazaar in a new interview that she plans to launch a line of maternity wear! Hmmm…

Read More Baby Bumpgate Update: Beyonce denies wearing prosthetic, launches maternity wear line
Heather Dubrow | Real Housewives of Orange County

PHOTOS BIO Meet Heather Dubrow, new cast member on The Real Housewives of Orange County
ByAsa Hawks October 11, 2011December 22, 2021

We reported last week that Peggy Tanous would not be back for season 7 of The Real Housewives of Orange County and it appears as though Bravo has already begun filming with her replacement! Joining the West Coast blond drama mama juggernaut is actress and musician Heather Dubrow, wife of Newport Beach plastic surgeon (and reality show veteran) Dr. Terry Dubrow. Keep reading for everything you need to know about this sexy 42-year-old mother of four who hopes to bring brunette back to the OC!

Read More PHOTOS BIO Meet Heather Dubrow, new cast member on The Real Housewives of Orange County
Celebrities | Florida News | Jimmy Kimmel Live! | Politicians

Florida Representative explains desire to repeal ban on dwarf tossing
ByDarren O October 11, 2011September 3, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel ran with the story of Florida Representative Ritch Workman’s desire to repeal a state law that bans the act of dwarf tossing with a funny clip featuring some images of said activity. This clip thrust Workman into the media spotlight and he’s taken to his Facebook page to explain himself. See Kimmel’s bit, read Workman’s response as well as a statement by the Little People of America and see vintage footage of the activity in question.

Read More Florida Representative explains desire to repeal ban on dwarf tossing
Celebrities | Johnny Depp

VIDEO Johnny Depp stumbles during Hollywood walk of shame
ByDarren O October 11, 2011September 3, 2013

Johnny Depp apparently got his drink on at Hollywood’s 25 Degrees because when he emerged he was barely able to walk and took a tumble as some dude tried to help him to his car. See the clip that features the most annoying SOB paps camera dude in history. As a courtesy I have provided an alternate audio so you do not stab your eardrums out listening to the man.

Read More VIDEO Johnny Depp stumbles during Hollywood walk of shame
News

Teen mom caught on video smothering baby pleads guilty to new charges
ByDarren O October 11, 2011September 3, 2013

Shantaniqua Scott pleaded guilty yesterday to charges of aggravated assault after trying to smother her infant son in Waco, Texas. Scott is already serving a 25-year sentence for committing similar crimes in Fort Worth after being caught on camera committing this same heinous act. See the disturbing video, find out why doctors were suspicious of Scott, and discover a helpful resource if you’re a young mother who’s struggling to cope.

Read More Teen mom caught on video smothering baby pleads guilty to new charges
Celebrities | Chris Brown | Rihanna

PHOTOS Esquire selects Rihanna as ‘sexiest woman alive’
ByDarren O October 11, 2011September 3, 2013

Esquire has let it be known that if you’re standing under Rihanna’s umbrella or lying next to her on a California king sized bed than you’re up close and personal with the sexiest woman alive. See her revealing cover that backs their nod and read her thoughts about how her sexuality usually comes across on a subconscious level. She also riffs on Chris Brown with comments that might surprise you.

Read More PHOTOS Esquire selects Rihanna as ‘sexiest woman alive’
Celebrity Costumes | Farrah Abraham | Teen Mom

PHOTO Farrah Abraham and Sophia as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin’s monkey Abu
ByAsa Hawks October 10, 2011October 27, 2014

Since Teen Mom has ended its third season and I can’t write about what’s gonna happen on the show this week I though I might use this opportunity to have a little fun and get in the Halloween spirit at the same time! So, I’m hopping in the ol Photoshop and making my suggestion for… Teen Mom Halloween costumes!

Keep reading to see Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia kicking things off with an Aladdin theme!

Read More PHOTO Farrah Abraham and Sophia as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin’s monkey Abu
Life's Too Short | Ricky Gervais | Stephen Merchant | Steve Carell

Steve Carell has excrutiating cameo in Ricky Gervais’ new show Life’s Too Short
ByStarcasm Staff October 10, 2011October 10, 2011

Yay! Steve Carell, famous for playing the lovable, Americanized version of Ricky Gervais’ insufferable office boss, has a cameo in Gervais and pal Stephen Merchant’s newest comedy series Life’s Too Short.

Read More Steve Carell has excrutiating cameo in Ricky Gervais’ new show Life’s Too Short
Health and Beauty | Parenting

Marathon Momma: Nine-month pregnant Amber Miller ran a marathon, then gave brith
ByStarcasm Staff October 10, 2011March 30, 2014

Let’s face it; most of us think jogging around the block an accomplishment, but Amber Miller likes to run marathons, pregnant . . . . nine months pregnant!

Read More Marathon Momma: Nine-month pregnant Amber Miller ran a marathon, then gave brith
Beyonce | scandal | Wardrobe Malfunction

VIDEO PHOTOS Beyonce wearing fake prosthetic baby bump on “Sunday Night HD”? Is she really pregnant
ByAsa Hawks October 10, 2011August 15, 2014

Early in September a rumor was started claiming singer Beyonce wore a prosthetic baby bump when she unveiled her pregnancy at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in August. According to the rumor the singer wasn’t as far along as she claimed and she wore the fake baby bump so that her pregnancy would be more visible. With little evidence to support the claims the rumor has since all but died off… Until last night! Beyonce reignited the rumor mill when her pregnant belly appeared to implode during her appearance on the show Sunday Night HD! Keep reading to see the shocking photos, watch the video, and even check out a brief animated gif highlighting what has to be a fake baby bump!

Read More VIDEO PHOTOS Beyonce wearing fake prosthetic baby bump on “Sunday Night HD”? Is she really pregnant
Did You Know? | Steve Jobs | Technology | Throwback

PHOTO – The very first Apple computer, Apple-1
ByStarcasm Staff October 10, 2011September 3, 2013

Last week the world lost a true visionary when Steve Jobs left the planet, and it’s been an interesting time of reflection and inspiration as the world contemplates what it is about Jobs that made him so great. To help that along, we dug up a photo of one of the 200 very first Apple computers (tagline: “take a byte out of Apple”) called Apple-1. These babies were hand built by Apple partner co-founder Steve Wozniak in 1976, and were sold from Steve Jobs’s parents’ garage for $666.66. (Wozniak says he likes repeating numbers.)

Read More PHOTO – The very first Apple computer, Apple-1
Celebrities | Sports

VIDEO Antelope does Ray Lewis impersonation on mountain biker
ByDarren O October 10, 2011March 19, 2022

I think the wild red hartbeest of South Africa have been playing some Madden because the antelope you’re about to see in the following clip went all truck-stick Ray Lewis on an unsuspecting mountain biker. See the destruction, find out the fate of this poor dude and then watch a clip of Ray Lewis just for comparison.

Read More VIDEO Antelope does Ray Lewis impersonation on mountain biker
Jenelle Evans | Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans gets a new house! Interior and exterior photos
ByAsa Hawks October 10, 2011

The days of squatting and staying over at ex Kieffer Delp’s cardboard box are apparently over for Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans as she and a friend have moved into a really nice cottage-like rental house not far from Jenelle’s mom’s home in Oak Island, North Carolina. Keep reading for lots of photos inside and outside the new house, including Jace snoozing away in his old crib in his new crib!

Read More Teen Mom Jenelle Evans gets a new house! Interior and exterior photos
Bob Barker | Crime Files | News | Whitey Bulger

VIDEO PHOTOS Icelandic beauty queen that busted Whitey Bulger
ByDarren O October 10, 2011September 3, 2013

Whitey Bulger was #1 on the F.B.I.’s Most Wanted List until he got busted at the age of 81 living in Santa Monica, California with his long time girlfriend. His legacy was larger than life back in Boston and since his arrest, the Robin Hood figure has been indicted for 19 murders. His apprehension made national headlines and now the woman, Anna Bjornsdottir, who was finally able to identify Whitey has received her 2 million dollar award for leading the authorities to Bulger. Anna was a former Icelandic beauty queen, model and b-list movie actress and I’ve dug up some vintage video and images to extrapolate just how strange it is that this lady of all people was the one who brought down Whitey.

Read More VIDEO PHOTOS Icelandic beauty queen that busted Whitey Bulger
Breaking Bad | Celebrities

VIDEO PHOTOS The “explosive” scene from Breaking Bad Season 4 finale
ByDarren O October 10, 2011September 3, 2013

If you are still waiting to catch the finale of Breaking Bad Season 4 and are visiting sites like this in hopes of not being SPOILED I commend your bravery. This is a flat out complete spoilerfest of a post if you weren’t tuned in last night. However, if you did catch the show I have “that” scene for you in its entirety along with mutliple HI-RES screen caps.

Read More VIDEO PHOTOS The “explosive” scene from Breaking Bad Season 4 finale
Celebrities | Lil Wayne

VIDEO Lil Wayne’s informative 28 minute PSA
ByDarren O October 10, 2011September 3, 2013

Lil Wayne took it upon himself to post up a near half-hour long self described, “Weezy F Baby Public Service Announcement.” There’s a lot of reflection and news and opinions crammed into Weezy’s sermon from the couch. It’s really interesting and entertaining, just like Dwayne Carter.

Read More VIDEO Lil Wayne’s informative 28 minute PSA
Kyle Richards | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

PHOTOS Kyle Richards and daughter Portia Umansky at a bake sale for Children’s Hospital
ByAsa Hawks October 9, 2011September 3, 2013

Photos of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kyle Richards and her youngest daughter Portia Umansky helping out with a charity bake sale to benefit The Children’s Hospital organized by Portia’s older sister Alexia. In addition to the omnicuteness of Portia there is fasting, a handsome man getting an award, a run-in with the law, and… Ellen DeGeneres? It’s Beverly Hills y’all!

Read More PHOTOS Kyle Richards and daughter Portia Umansky at a bake sale for Children’s Hospital
Christine Brown | Kody Brown | Robyn Sullivan Brown | Sister Wives

Sister Wives drama: Does Christine Brown want to leave the family?
ByStarcasm Staff October 9, 2011July 24, 2024

Reality’s polygamous Brown family has endured some astronomical changes in the past year, including exposing their controversial lifestyle on a popular television show, facing legal scares, losing their jobs and relocating to a new city, but perhaps one of the hardest things to deal with was the addition of a new, young, hot wife after nearly two decades of living together as an unchanged family unit.

Christine in particular has been finding it hard to accept her husband’s obvious affinity for Robyn, who addicted three of her own children from another marriage, and now has a baby on the way.

Read More Sister Wives drama: Does Christine Brown want to leave the family?
Amber Portwood | Teen Mom

Teen Mom Amber Portwood says she’s still suicidal, blames tabloids and bullying
ByAsa Hawks October 9, 2011September 3, 2013

Earlier this week we reported that Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a severe panic attack, and now the troubled Indiana mom is speaking out, revealing that she is still depressed and suicidal. Keep reading for what Amber had to say and find out who she blames for her inability to recover.

Read More Teen Mom Amber Portwood says she’s still suicidal, blames tabloids and bullying
David Beckham | tattoos | Victoria Beckham

PHOTO David Beckham gets “Love” tattoo, Harper Seven approves
ByAsa Hawks October 8, 2011September 3, 2013

Coolest dad on the planet David Beckham continues to distance himself from the competition, this time with a sentimental addition to his rather extensive collection of tattoos. Meanwhile Brad Pitt clamors around in a distant second place.

Read More PHOTO David Beckham gets “Love” tattoo, Harper Seven approves
Adam Lind | Corey Simms | Gary Shirley | Jonathan Rivera | Ryan Edwards | Teen Mom | Tyler Baltierra

ANIMATED GIF Teen Dads react to Gary Shirley once using Saran Wrap as a condom
ByAsa Hawks October 7, 2011September 3, 2013

The entire Teen Mom universe has been in a state of continuous laughter since someone shared a screen capped image from the Teen Dads Special with Dr. Drew that showed the reactions of the guys to the rumor that Gary Shirley once used Saran Wrap in lieu of a condom. We decided just one still image wasn’t enough to honor this momentous shock-and-awe occasion, so we created an animated gif!

Read More ANIMATED GIF Teen Dads react to Gary Shirley once using Saran Wrap as a condom
News | True Crime

Man assaults wife for not liking his Facebook status
ByAsa Hawks October 7, 2011July 24, 2024

Just a heads up to anyone out there who is a friend of Benito Apolinar of Pecos, Texas – if he posts a status update on Facebook, make sure you click “like!” The 36-year-old Benito reportedly showed up drunk at his estranged wife’s house and attacked her because she never responded to his Facebook status update recognizing the anniversary of his mother’s passing.

Read More Man assaults wife for not liking his Facebook status
Paris Hilton

PHOTOS Paris Hilton meets her biggest fan
ByAsa Hawks October 7, 2011

Paris Hilton was out and about in West Hollywood yesterday picking up some cosmetics and visiting the Kate Somerville spa when she ran into what could very well be her biggest fan ever!

****CAUTION**** This post contains the burly man’s equivalent of side boob.

Read More PHOTOS Paris Hilton meets her biggest fan
Bethenny Frankel | Real Housewives | Real Housewives of New York City

Bethenny Frankel to divorce Jason Hoppy, according to mom Bernadette Birk Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom thinks she’s headed for divorce
ByDarren O October 7, 2011July 24, 2024

I think Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom might have downed a few Skinnygirl Margaritas when she spoke with Star magazine about her daughter. Bernadette Birk is, in the least, awash in sour grapes as she called out Bethenny for being power hungry and only concerned about #1. Read her bitter statements that include her claim that the Skinnygirl mix was her idea.

Read More Bethenny Frankel to divorce Jason Hoppy, according to mom Bernadette Birk Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom thinks she’s headed for divorce
Britney Spears | Style and Fashion

PHOTOS – Britney Spears looks amazing and happy in Paris
ByStarcasm Staff October 6, 2011July 24, 2024

Britney Spears was snapped in Paris today coming out of the Westin Hotel full of happiness, bluebirds, and butterflies.

Not only was she fresh-faced and bcomingly grinning, but her weave has never looked better. (Maybe helping this homeless dude get some of her music has really give her that extra “spark” and helped her weave perk up like it smelled a fresh caramel Frappuccino somewhere.)

Read More PHOTOS – Britney Spears looks amazing and happy in Paris
Dana Wilkey | John Flynn | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

PHOTO Who is Dana Wilkey’s fiance? Meet John Flynn, “serial entrepreneur”
ByAsa Hawks October 6, 2011November 29, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ latest addition Dana Wilkey talked at length this week about her plans to get married in a castle on the outskirts of Paris in 2012, but she gave us very little information on the man she intends to marry. Keep reading to meet Dana Wilkey’s fiance, and father of her Thai-fluent son JC, John Flynn – a business start up entrepreneur, film producer, and financial blogger!

Read More PHOTO Who is Dana Wilkey’s fiance? Meet John Flynn, “serial entrepreneur”
Amber Portwood | Gary Shirley | Mental Health | Teen Mom

Teen Mom Amber Portwood suffers panic attack, taken to hospital
ByAsa Hawks October 6, 2011September 3, 2013

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after reportedly suffering a sever panic attack and being unable to breathe. There are rumors of a drug overdose, but a source tells the Daily Mail that it’s more likely Amber just forgot to take her prescription anxiety medication Klonopin. The attack comes one day after the new issue of Life and Style magazine hit newsstands with a cover story about Amber being seen out clubbing and drinking a lot lately.

Read More Teen Mom Amber Portwood suffers panic attack, taken to hospital
Catelynn Lowell | Celebrities | Maci Bookout | Ryan Edwards | Teen Mom | Tyler Baltierra

VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Maci, Ryan, Catelynn and Tyler
ByDarren O October 6, 2011October 6, 2011

In the final exclusive footage clips of the Teen Mom season we have Maci Bookout and Bentley’s father Ryan Edwards along with Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra encapsulating the last year of their lives as reflected on the show. The intensity between Maci and Ryan is palpable as they try their best to explain how difficult it is to share their son Bentley when they can’t get along. Surprisingly, they both leave the door open for a reconciliation which is a must see! Tyler and Catelynn reiterate how hard it is parenting their parents and how thankful they are that they’ve remained together.

Read More VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Maci, Ryan, Catelynn and Tyler
Jill Zarin | Kelly Killoren Bensimon | Real Housewives of New York City | Where Are They Now?

PHOTO Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon have lunch, celebrate RHONYC firing?
ByAsa Hawks October 5, 2011

Fellow Real Housewives of New York City cast offs Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon met earlier today for a peaceful, Bravo-camera-free lunch together at Le Bilboquet in New York City. Both ladies took to Twitter to talk about their grub grabbing including an interesting tweet by Jill in which she reveals that she walked by Sonja Morgan’s house where Bravo was filming the new season of RHONYC and that she is “So happy it is behind me.”

Read More PHOTO Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon have lunch, celebrate RHONYC firing?
Lady GaGa | Style and Fashion

PHOTOS Lady Gaga puts modern spin on Mad Men in revealing retro white lace look
ByAsa Hawks October 5, 2011September 3, 2013

The Gagarazzi were on hand to snap some pics of the Mother Monster as she exited a London hotel on her way to the ITV studios. The planet’s foremost avant-garde fashionista did little to disappoint as she wore a lacy white see-through top with matching white mini skirt, gloves, fur stole, and surreal horn-rimmed eyewear. So as to not be completely colorless, Lady Gaga slapped on an intimidating pair of junior high school seafoam green wall paint colored high heels and matched the shade with tints in her otherwise blonde retro Snooki pouf hairdo.

Read More PHOTOS Lady Gaga puts modern spin on Mad Men in revealing retro white lace look
Celebrities | Kat Von D | Music

VIDEOS 10 song suggestions for Kat Von D’s album
ByDarren O October 5, 2011October 5, 2011

Kat Von D has revealed that she is currently in the process of recording an album. Yes. As in a music album where she plays, sings, emotes and stuff. Here at the ‘Casm we’re all about helping out folks in her situation. So, if she’s struggling for some material we’ve put together a list of 10 songs that should be theme appropriate for her debut release.

Read More VIDEOS 10 song suggestions for Kat Von D’s album
16 and Pregnant | Danielle Cunningham

UPDATE 16 & Pregnant’s Danielle Cunningham is NOT pregnant again
ByAsa Hawks October 5, 2011October 5, 2011

We reported yesterday that 16 and Pregnant vet Danielle Cunningham was expecting a second child after receiving a positive result on a pregnancy test. According to her friend with LifeOfATeenMom.com Danielle had a doctor’s appointment earlier today during which she found out she IS NOT pregnant. Keep reading for the full announcement as well as an additional comment from Facebook that offers a little more info on what may have caused the false positive on the pregnancy test.

Read More UPDATE 16 & Pregnant’s Danielle Cunningham is NOT pregnant again
Emily Maynard | The Bachelor

The Bachelor’s Emily Maynard dating NFL bad boy Jeremy Shockey
ByAsa Hawks October 5, 2011September 3, 2013

Emily Maynard is reportedly rebounding from her failed romance with The Bachelor Brad Womack with NFL tight end, and notorious bad boy, Jeremy Shockey of the Carolina Panthers. The hook up was reportedly arranged by a mutual friend in the Panther organization and the couple have been out at least five times.

Read More The Bachelor’s Emily Maynard dating NFL bad boy Jeremy Shockey
Celebrities | Deena Nicole Cortese | Jersey Shore | Meltdown

VIDEO Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese not pleased with VIP tease
ByDarren O October 5, 2011October 5, 2011

Other than freakin’ being on the show, the Jersey Shore peeps moonlighting job is primarily to make appearances at nightclubs to get the party started.

Deena Cortese was doing that up in a bar called The Alchemy in New Haven, Connecticut when she went Jersey Devil on a bouncer for moving her backside out of the VIP area. After her paid 2-hour appearance was done said bouncer requested that Cortese make room for actual paying customers and the following video happened:

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Celebrities | Rachel Uchitel | Weddings

Someone married Rachel Uchitel!
ByDarren O October 5, 2011September 1, 2013

As Tiger Woods fell out of the top 50 world rankings in golf his mistress numero uno Rahcel Uchitel went and got herself married. That’s right! The “uch” got hitched shotgun Vegas style at the official, “This is probably a mistake,” Little White Wedding Chapel on Sunday. Find out who the gambling man is and how the late night ceremony went down.

Read More Someone married Rachel Uchitel!
Adele | Music

Adele ‘heartbroken’ about canceling entire U.S. tour
ByDarren O October 5, 2011August 20, 2013

I apologize for interrupting you while you listen to Adele’s “Someone Like You” for the millionth time to bring this bummer announcement. Due to vocal issues, emerging British superstar soul singer Adele has been forced to cancel her entire U.S. tour. Remember, do not kill the messenger peeps! Read on for Adele’s heart felt explanation and apology.

Read More Adele ‘heartbroken’ about canceling entire U.S. tour
16 and Pregnant | Danielle Cunningham

16 & Pregnant’s Danielle Cunningham pregnant with second child
ByAsa Hawks October 4, 2011August 20, 2013

If MTV decides to start a new reality series titled 17 and Pregnant they have a potential cast member with 16 and Pregnant alum Danielle Cunningham, who is reportedly pregnant with her second child. Keep reading for the announcement from Danielle’s friend as well as a photo of the actual pregnancy test! Plus, find out who the daddy is! (There’s now way it’s Jamie Alderman again, right?!?)

Read More 16 & Pregnant’s Danielle Cunningham pregnant with second child
DJ Pauly D | Jersey Shore

DJ Pauly D childhood photo ballin’ on a tricycle
ByAsa Hawks October 4, 2011August 20, 2013

Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D recently tweeted this photographic proof that he was too cool for school long before becoming a reality star on MTV! The photo features lil Pauly hamming it up aboard his ballin’ three-wheeler from back when GTL meant gum, tricycles, Legend of Zelda! Keep reading to see the full picture as well as an image of what lil Pauly would have looked like with his signature blowout hair do!

Read More DJ Pauly D childhood photo ballin’ on a tricycle
Peggy Tanous | Real Housewives of Orange County

Peggy Tanous announces she is leaving Real Housewives of Orange County
ByAsa Hawks October 4, 2011

What in the world is going on over at Bravo?!? They’re losing housewives faster than King Henry VIII! The latest drama mama to jump ship is The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Peggy Tanous, who posted her farewell announcement on Facebook earlier today. Keep reading for the full announcement as well as my favorite example from my now worthless collection of Peggy Tanous pin-up trading cards. (Cue Debby Downer music)

Read More Peggy Tanous announces she is leaving Real Housewives of Orange County
Amber Heard | Celebrities | Eddie Cibrian | The Playboy Club

Comprehensive Retrospective: NBC’s ‘The Playboy Club’
ByDarren O October 4, 2011May 20, 2022

It’s time for all of us to take a look back at NBC’s legendary ode to the glory days of Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Club coyly called The Playboy Club. From its initial pilot episode that aired on 9-19-2011 to the climactic conclusion of the finale on 10-3-11 The Playboy Club kept America stunned with minds blown by what they were witnessing.

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Humor

WTFest intruder story ever from Ohio Beacon Journal
ByAsa Hawks October 4, 2011

Keep reading for what could very well be the most bizarre three sentences in crime blotter history! (This was rumored to be a hoax but has since been verified as a real article that ran in The Beacon Journal in 2003.)

Read More WTFest intruder story ever from Ohio Beacon Journal
Brandi Glanville | Celebrities | Lisa Vanderpump | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Does Lisa Vanderpump want a three-way with Brandi Glanville?
ByDarren O October 4, 2011August 20, 2013

Brandi Glanville has only made two appearances on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but she’s already stirring things up. She’s on the bad side of Lisa Vanderpump, making a “you just can’t go there in The Hills” age comment about her fellow Housewife. Now she’s went next-level by accusing Vanderpump and her hubby Ken of wanting to have a 3-way with her. Read on for her Twitter-bomb and see a classic Lisa video as she responds candidly to Brandi’s age diss.

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