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Carla Facciolo | Celebrities | Drita D'avanzo | Karen Gravano | Mob Wives | Ramona Rizzo | Renee Graziano

Mob Wives season 2 primer: Promo video, poster, new cast member and arrests
ByDarren O November 29, 2011November 29, 2011

I figured I’d do a little checking to see what my Staten Island fairies have been up to and holy freakin’ crap Drita D’Avanzo, Renee Graziano, Karen Gravano and Carla Facciolo have been busy. Instead of breaking this all up I figured I’d just give a big ol’ here’s what’s up with the upcoming 2nd season of the breakout reality hit Mob Wives on VH1. Check out a new promo video and poster, meet the newest addition to the cast, Ramona Rizzo, and find out about the recent arrests surrounding Renee including her father and ex-husband.

Read More Mob Wives season 2 primer: Promo video, poster, new cast member and arrests
Kim Kardashian | Kourtney and Kim Take New York | Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries’ Kim-look-alike ex-girlfriend says he married Kim Kardashian for fame; Kris horrified at show edits
ByStarcasm Staff November 29, 2011March 30, 2014

Here’s a shocker, Kris Humphries may have married Kim Kardashian for fame, and mocked Kim and her family when he dated ex-girlfriend Bianka Kamper (above, who sort of looks like Kim.) Plus, Kris is “horrified” by Kourtney and Kim Take New York edits!

Read More Kris Humphries’ Kim-look-alike ex-girlfriend says he married Kim Kardashian for fame; Kris horrified at show edits
News | Steve Carell | The Office

Dunder Mifflin is a real paper brand now!
ByStarcasm Staff November 29, 2011September 26, 2013

If you’re like me, the one thing in your life, before now, less-than-perfect was not being able to buy printer paper from the fictional middle-man paper supply company Dunder Mifflin from NBC’s The Office. Now you can, so there’s nothing else to want from life.

Quill.com teamed up with NBC to sell copy paper stamped with the Dunder Mifflin logo. The packaging also includes Dunder Mifflin slogans “Limitless paper in a paperless world” and “Quabity First.” Forget silly T-Shirts, bobbleheads, and buttons, THIS is the product to get a fan of The Office this Christmas.

Read More Dunder Mifflin is a real paper brand now!
Celebrities | Dr. Conrad Murray | Michael Jackson

Dr. Conrad Murray sentenced to full 4-years for involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson
ByDarren O November 29, 2011September 26, 2013

The sentencing has been issued for Dr. Conrad Murray following his guilty verdict for the involuntary manslaughter of the late king of pop, Michael Jackson. Get the particulars on the sentencing and find out what this will really mean for Murray’s near future.

Read More Dr. Conrad Murray sentenced to full 4-years for involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson
Bitter Feuds | Celebrities | Usher

Usher’s ex-wife files ‘papers’ for sole custody of children
ByDarren O November 29, 2011January 21, 2023

Usher Raymond’s ex-wife wants her Saks 5th Avenue credit card back. Oh, and sole custody of their kids too.

Tameka Raymond has filed dem papers in Georgia asking that a judge strip the R & B superstar of joint physical custody of their children. Usher and Tameka were married for two years and have two children together, Usher Raymond V and Naviyd Ely Raymond. Read on for the deets and the list of grievances that Tameka is claiming including being cut off from her Saks account, denying her the “special benefits” that card offers.

Read More Usher’s ex-wife files ‘papers’ for sole custody of children
Health and Beauty | Rose McGowan

PHOTO Rose McGowan leaves the gym, obviously not for the first time
ByAsa Hawks November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

Picture of Rose McGowan leaving a gym in Los Angeles wearing skin-tight black workout clothes that showed off quite nicely the very positive results of going to the gym. Lookin’ fine ain’t easy y’all!

Read More PHOTO Rose McGowan leaves the gym, obviously not for the first time
American Pickers | Danielle Colby Cushman

American Pickers’ Danielle Colby Cushman shop 4 Miles 2 Memphis opens December 3
ByAsa Hawks November 28, 2011August 3, 2021

Pin-up punkabilly office manager Danielle Colby Cushman is using her fame from starring in The Histoey Channel’s American Pickers to achieve her dream of opening her own shop! 4 Miles 2 Memphis, which is located next door to Antique Archaeology and will feature Danielle’s handmade clothes, printed t-shirts, and artwork as well as some of her own “picks” from flea markets and back yards around the country, is all set to open December 3, which also happens to be Danielle’s birthday.

Read More American Pickers’ Danielle Colby Cushman shop 4 Miles 2 Memphis opens December 3
Jenelle Evans | Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans announces plans to become a surgical assistant
ByAsa Hawks November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

Hold on to your appendix! Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has announced she will start classes in January in pursuit of becoming a surgical assistant! Can you imagine the last thing going through your mind as you succumb to the anesthesia while being wheeled into surgery being, “Wait a minute. Is that Jenelle?”

Read More Teen Mom Jenelle Evans announces plans to become a surgical assistant
News | The Virgin Diaries

VIDEO Full TLC “The Virgin Diaries” TV commercial with… Worst. Kiss. Ever.
ByAsa Hawks November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

Ever wondered what it would be like if your first kiss didn’t happen when you were 6, but when you were 30 instead? Thanks to the good folks over at the TLC reality show factory we don’t have to wonder what that would have looked like any more! The network aired the first commercial for its upcoming special “The Virgin Diaries” this weekend featuring adult men and women who have been saving themselves for that special someone, including one couple who are refraining from kissing until their wedding day. (Proceed at your own peril and remember, that which is seen cannot be unseen.)

Read More VIDEO Full TLC “The Virgin Diaries” TV commercial with… Worst. Kiss. Ever.
Celebrities

VIDEO Soldier surprises daughter at school
ByDarren O November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

This is just a clip from all of us here at starcasm as a thank you to our readers following the Thanksgiving holidays. There are some things that don’t tire for me personally and one of them is the ever popular, “soldier surprise” videos. I found this fantastic clip of a father surprising his daughter via WelcomeHomeBlog and it’s sure to bring out a Kleenex or two. We hope you had a great turkey day. Enjoy!

Read More VIDEO Soldier surprises daughter at school
Jersey Shore | Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi | Paul Delvecchio | Snooki

PHOTOS Who wouldn’t want Jersey Shore on their Christmas tree?
ByDarren O November 28, 2011November 28, 2011

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree how lovely are your guidos…

The Home Shopping Network rolled out the Seaside Heights red carpet for author and Jersey Shore reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and it was a tremendous success. The vertically challenged sensei of GTL sold items like they were going out of the style they were never in. As a special holiday treat Snooki and HSN teamed up with Kurt S. Adler to reveal a limited Jersey Shore ornament collection. Check out Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation as limb danglers here!

Read More PHOTOS Who wouldn’t want Jersey Shore on their Christmas tree?
Celebrities | Miley Cyrus

VIDEO Miley “Bob Miley” Cyrus brings more birthday weed controversy
ByDarren O November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

Another birthday and another Mary Jane incident for Disney starlet Miley Cyrus.

On Wednesday Miley celebrated her 19th birthday and someone on hand caught a bit of the celebration on video and Miley made what some are perceiving as a self incriminating stoner statement. Check out the video that arrived at 4:20 via the Pineapple Express that was driven by Cheech and Chong and then read her buddy Kelly Osbourne’s defense of her friend.

Read More VIDEO Miley “Bob Miley” Cyrus brings more birthday weed controversy
News | News of the Bizarre

Woman stole sperm from ex-boyfriend’s condoms to get pregnant at fertility clinic
ByStarcasm Staff November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

Joseph Pressil is suing his girlfriend Anetria Burnett because she allegedly took the sperm from their used condoms to a fertility clinic to get in-vitro fertilization. Pressil also alleges that she was trying to get pregnant so she could have possession of his Texas home (Pressil now lives in Long Island), and child support payments.

Read More Woman stole sperm from ex-boyfriend’s condoms to get pregnant at fertility clinic
Meri Brown | Robyn Sullivan Brown | Sister Wives

Sister Wives surprise: Robyn wants to be Meri’s surrogate
ByStarcasm Staff November 28, 2011January 13, 2026

Sunday night’s season finale of Sister Wives showed the emotional home birth of Robyn and Kody Brown’s first child together Solomon, the 17th in the polygamous Brown family. (Click here for first photos of baby Solomon)

After the whole family crowded in to meet Solomon (even Hunter, who was reluctant about the situation) Robyn asked to speak to first wife Meri alone. Through streaming tears Robyn asked Meri if she wanted her to be her surrogate, and carry Meri and Kody’s baby.

Read More Sister Wives surprise: Robyn wants to be Meri’s surrogate
Courtney Stodden | Doug Hutchison

PHOTOS What Courtney Stodden looks like going to church
ByAsa Hawks November 28, 2011September 26, 2013

Twitter’s terribly trashy teen titillater Courtney Stodden took time out from her gratuitous tweeting to attend church services in Los Angeles this morning. As you might have expected, the newly-turned 17 year old wasn’t afraid to bring the sexy and was sporting a revealing black minidress with a peek-a-boo lace back and walking on a pair of intimidatingly steep metallic gold stiletto heels.

Read More PHOTOS What Courtney Stodden looks like going to church
Kim Kardashian | Kourtney and Kim Take New York | Kourtney Kardashian | Kris Humphries | Scott Disick

PHOTOS Kourtney and Kim Take New York Twitter background and Facebook profile pics
ByAsa Hawks November 27, 2011September 26, 2013

For those of you not boycotting the Kardashian family after Kim Kardashian’s offensively short matrimony to Kris Humphries, here are some photos to help you celebrate the Season 2 premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York later tonight!

Read More PHOTOS Kourtney and Kim Take New York Twitter background and Facebook profile pics
Apollo Nida | Interviews | NeNe Leakes | Peter Thomas | Phaedra Parks | Real Housewives of Atlanta | Sheree Whitfield

Cynthia Bailey’s husband Peter Thomas speaks out again about Phaedra Parks, Apollo Nida, Sheree Whitfield and more
ByStarcasm Staff November 27, 2011November 27, 2011

Cynthia Bailey’s much-maligned husband Peter Thomas was at the center of the drama in last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta after Phaedra Parks’ husband Apollo Nida confronted him about remarks Peter made about Phaedra Parks in an interview, including stating that she is “an idiot.”

It seems that the struggling restaurateur liked the spotlight because Peter Peter Attention Seeker was back at it again this week, dissing on just about every one of his cast mates in yet another sure-to-be incendiary interview with Uptown Magazine! In the interview Peter throws grammar out the window and pretty much everyone under the bus as he unleashes a barrage of no-holds-barred insights into what he thinks about his fellow Bravolebrities and some of the things that have happened on the show.

Read More Cynthia Bailey’s husband Peter Thomas speaks out again about Phaedra Parks, Apollo Nida, Sheree Whitfield and more
Paris Hilton

PHOTOS Paris Hilton goes shopping in new Ferrari, buys Lady Gaga book, saves world economy, etc
ByAsa Hawks November 27, 2011September 26, 2013

Just like most everyone in the USA, Paris Hilton is using the days after Thanksgiving for our country’s favorite past time… shopping! Paris was photographed at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills, arriving in her brand new, cherry red 2012 California Spyder Ferrari worth about $280,000! While at the store Paris picked up a copy of Lady Gaga x Terry Richardson. Keep reading to see photos of the car and find out the reasoning behind Paris purchasing it for herself as an early Christmas present.

Read More PHOTOS Paris Hilton goes shopping in new Ferrari, buys Lady Gaga book, saves world economy, etc
Demi Lovato | Music

VIDEOS Demi Lovato pulls out her hair extensions during Kansas City concert
ByAsa Hawks November 26, 2011November 26, 2011

Demi Lovato’s concert in Kansas City Tuesday night got off to a bit of a rough start as the singer’s studded jacket got tangled up in her hair during her opening performance of “All Night Long,” ripping out a huge chunk of Demi’s red locks! Keep reading to watch three different videos of the incident in which Demi is the consummate professional and continues on seemingly unfazed by the hair loss.

Read More VIDEOS Demi Lovato pulls out her hair extensions during Kansas City concert
Briana Wolfsmith | Real Housewives of Orange County | Vicki Gunvalson | Weddings

Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith elopes, marries Ryan Culberson
ByAsa Hawks November 25, 2011September 27, 2013

The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson has a little something extra to be thankful for this holiday season – a new son-in-law! Vicki’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith eloped in Las Vegas with fiance Ryan Culberson either Wednesday or Thursday!

Read More Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith elopes, marries Ryan Culberson
Meltdown | News

Customer pepper sprays 20 at Wal-Mart for Black Friday deals
ByAsa Hawks November 25, 2011November 25, 2011

Tis the season to be ~~jolly~~ insanely aggressive!

Such was the case at a Los Angeles area Wal-Mart where an unidentified woman used pepper spray on 20 other customers just after the plastic wrapping was removed from a video game display containing items on sale. Keep reading for all the “No-el she didn’t!” details!

Read More Customer pepper sprays 20 at Wal-Mart for Black Friday deals
Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling dressed baby Hattie up as a turkey for Thanksgiving
ByStarcasm Staff November 25, 2011September 27, 2013

Tori Spelling shared on her ediTORIal website three creative ways to make a turkey. The first was the regular way, the second was a kid-friendly version involving arranging vegetables and hot dogs into a turkey, and for the third idea she dressed baby Hattie like a turkey.

Read More Tori Spelling dressed baby Hattie up as a turkey for Thanksgiving
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Kim Kardashian | Zoe Saldana

THANKSGIVING PHOTO OP! Kim Kardashian feeds the hungry at Los Angeles Mission with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Zoe Saldana
ByStarcasm Staff November 24, 2011September 26, 2013

Kim Kardashian, still in a whirlwind of a major PR (and possibly legal) fight with ex-husband Kris Humphries, fed the hungry yesterday at Los Angeles Mission. She served up traditional Thanksgiving fixin’s with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Zoe Saldana, and posed for a ton of photos!

It was Kim’s first time at the mission, but a rep told US Weekly that Kim was “was very cordial and friendly,” and “worked hard in both the food preparation area and in serving the food to the guests.”

Read More THANKSGIVING PHOTO OP! Kim Kardashian feeds the hungry at Los Angeles Mission with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Zoe Saldana
News | William Adams

Texas judge William Adams, caught on video beating daughter, suspended
ByDarren O November 23, 2011September 26, 2013

When 23-year-old Hillary Adams uploaded a video to YouTube that showed her father beating her with a belt she unleashed a firestorm of anger against the Texas judge. This has resulted in Adams’ suspension from the bench with pay while he is under investigation. Read on for the latest in the saga of Judge William Adams including his battle with his ex-wife for their joint-custody agreement over their other 10-year-old daughter.

Read More Texas judge William Adams, caught on video beating daughter, suspended
Mug Shots | News | Twilight Breaking Dawn

Teen Olivia Ornelas arrested for DUI, blames boyfriend for making her miss Twilight Breaking Dawn premiere
ByAsa Hawks November 23, 2011September 26, 2013

Here’s a valuable piece of dating advice for all the young men out there: NEVER, EVER come between your girl and Twilight! That’s something the boyfriend of 18-year-old Olivia Ornelas of Aurora, Illinois wished he had known Friday night when he chose to not take her to the premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 1. Olivia later arrested after getting drunk and driving her car, which was missing a front tire by the way, into a ditch.

Read More Teen Olivia Ornelas arrested for DUI, blames boyfriend for making her miss Twilight Breaking Dawn premiere
Sugarland

Sugarland sued over tragic Indiana State Fair stage collapse
ByDarren O November 23, 2011November 23, 2011

Country music group Sugarland are being sued for negligence by 44 victims of the horrifying stage collapse that happened just before their scheduled show at the Indiana State Fair this year. Read on for the details of the lawsuit and find out specifically why the duo of Jennifer Nettles and Kristian Bush have been listed as defendants.

Read More Sugarland sued over tragic Indiana State Fair stage collapse
NeNe Leakes | Real Housewives of Atlanta

NeNe Leakes to launch Miss Moscato wine, wants to be the next Oprah Winfrey
ByAsa Hawks November 23, 2011May 27, 2022

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta this season the tide has turned against the show’s first superstar, NeNe Leakes. Most of the cast members (Cynthia Bailey ***yawn*** excluded) claim that fame has gone to NeNe’s head, which is quite a bold claim given how far fame would have to travel to reach her rather lofty noggin. But, according to the latest issue of Life and Style, it appears that the gals are not alone in their assessment as NeNe herself pretty much admits that fame has gone to her head – just not in a “feel guilty about it” kind of way.

Read More NeNe Leakes to launch Miss Moscato wine, wants to be the next Oprah Winfrey
Celebrities | Meri Brown | Robyn Sullivan Brown | Sister Wives

VIDEO Robyn is the sister wife Meri always wanted in season finale preview
ByDarren O November 23, 2011June 1, 2014

This Sunday marks the season finale for TLC’s fascinating polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. In a preview video the always candid first wife Meri Brown reveals some pretty heart felt emotions in regards to Kody’s latest wife and her relationships with Christine and Janelle.

Read More VIDEO Robyn is the sister wife Meri always wanted in season finale preview
Britney Spears | Celebrities | Jason Trawick

Report: Jason Trawick ring hunting for Britney Spears
ByDarren O November 23, 2011September 26, 2013

Will the 3rd time be a charm for Britney?

According to a report from Radar Britney Spears’ man Jason Trawick is on the hunt for an engagement ring. A source stated that Brit-Brit’s long time boyfriend has been partaking in some serious bling shopping and plans on dropping some bank very soon.

Read on for the latest in the world of Brit-Brit.

Read More Report: Jason Trawick ring hunting for Britney Spears
Boardwalk Empire | Paz de la Huerta | Spoilers

Paz de la Huerta let a Boardwalk Empire finale spoiler slip
ByStarcasm Staff November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

America’s favorite droppy-eyed prohibition agent seductress Paz de la Huerta was in attendance at the November 17 launch party for the Y&J Multiplicity jewelry line by Robert Verdi when she was asked by a partygoer to share a teaser about the season finale of HBO’s Boardwalk Empire. Just as her BE character Lucy Danziger goes a little far with the teasing, so did Paz as she dropped a plot bombshell, telling the partygoer that…

Read More Paz de la Huerta let a Boardwalk Empire finale spoiler slip
Dwight Yoakam | Hot Boys

PHOTO Dwight Yoakam walking post
ByAsa Hawks November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

You don’t know me but you don’t like me
You say you care less how I feel
How many of you that sit and judge me
Have ever walked the streets of ~~Bakersfield~~ West Hollywood?

Doyle Hargraves insists you keep reading.

Read More PHOTO Dwight Yoakam walking post
Jonathan Cheban | Kim Kardashian | Kourtney and Kim Take New York | Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million over homophobic comments?
ByAsa Hawks November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

In the new issue of Life & Style a source reveals that Kris Humphries has met with a legal team and is planning on suing Kim Kardashian in an attempt to prevent unflattering footage of him being aired on the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The footage includes a rather inflammatory scene in which Kris bullies Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban and calls him “gay” in a derogatory manner. Meanwhile, Kris’ family makes the cover of DUH! magazine by revealing the show is mostly scripted, including the controversial scenes in question. (So why did Kris agree to do them?!? Didn’t he realize that scripted scenes performed in front of television cameras might be aired one day?) Anyways, keep reading for all the details, even though it’s all probably just another example of masterful media trickery by the Kardashian family publicity machine.

Read More Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million over homophobic comments?
Dancing With The Stars | Rob Kardashian

Who won Dancing With the Stars? Rob Kardashian, or J. R. Martinez?
ByStarcasm Staff November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

Ricki Lake got eliminated in third place tonight on the finale of Dancing With the Stars, leaving Rob Kardashian (who’s looking like the golden, drama-free Kardashian these days,) and J.R. Martinez (a veteran who used his hardships from being a burn victim during the Iraq war to become a motivational speaker and actor.)

Who’s gonna take home the mirrorball?

Read More Who won Dancing With the Stars? Rob Kardashian, or J. R. Martinez?
Bitter Feuds | Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Teen Mom 2

Jenelle Evans and roommate Amber’s falling out: Probation officers, smack talk, and… Kieffer Delp?
ByAsa Hawks November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

Teen Mom 2 Season 2 premieres on MTV on December 6 but Season 3 is already being broadcast on the internet right now! Jenelle Evans seemed to have finally settled down (both literally and figuratively) with her new roommate Amber when the two of them signed a lease on a wonderful rental home in early October, but things have since taken a turn for the worse as the two have apparently had a major falling out. Keep reading to catch up on Amber and Jenelle taking turns telling their sides of the story online, including Amber’s claim that Kieffer Delp lived with them while wanted by the local police!

Read More Jenelle Evans and roommate Amber’s falling out: Probation officers, smack talk, and… Kieffer Delp?
Secrets

Beautiful “Secrets” video made by a teen who found her mother after she committed suicide
ByStarcasm Staff November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

“Secrets” videos are confessional videos uploaded to YouTube. The stories told via hand-printed note cards while meaningful background music plays. The effect is refreshing and gripping storytelling that really helps a lot of other people feel less alone in the struggles they face, and probably has a healing effect on the videos’ creators as well.

This video is especially moving

Read More Beautiful “Secrets” video made by a teen who found her mother after she committed suicide
Ali Fedotowsky | Roberto Martinez | Splitsville | The Bachelorette

Ali Fedotowsky’s love bites dust in another Bachelorette fail
ByDarren O November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

I think that ABC’s extremely popular Bachelor / Bachelorette franchises might need to change their theme song to the following:

The latest couple who shared that final rose only to watch the pedals slowly wilt, die and flutter away into the winds of brokenheartedness are Bachelorette Season 6’s Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez. Read on for the official statement and then get some insider information and a summary as to why it just wasn’t in the cards for Ali and Roberto.

Read More Ali Fedotowsky’s love bites dust in another Bachelorette fail
Celebrities | Jon Hamm | Kristen Wiig

PHOTO Jon Hamm lauds Kristen Wiig as GQ’s sexy Bro of the Year
ByDarren O November 22, 2011September 26, 2013

I usually roll with my natural instincts and the inner me thought Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig was one sexy mofo. Following her recent nod as GQ’s “Bro of the Year” my feelings have been verified by none other than John Hamm. You can’t do better than Don Draper confirming ones thoughts about the sexiness of a lady. See the sweat inducing lingerie pic of Wiig, read a snippet of Hamm’s write-up and see the hilarious “Lady Business” clip from from SNL featuring Kristen.

Read More PHOTO Jon Hamm lauds Kristen Wiig as GQ’s sexy Bro of the Year
Corey Simms | Leah Messer | Teen Mom 2

PHOTOS Corey Simms’ new girlfriend Elizabeth Norman?
ByAsa Hawks November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

Teen Mom fans are well aware that Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer has moved on since her split from husband Corey Simms in April, having found true love in the arms of pipefitter Jeremy Calvert. Now, after a couple much-publicized romances, it appears that Corey Simms may have him a new gal as well: 21-year-old Elizabeth Norman, a mighty attractive brunette from right down the road in West Hamlin, West Virginia.

Read More PHOTOS Corey Simms’ new girlfriend Elizabeth Norman?
Andy Cohen | Watch What Happens Live

Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens: Live to air 5 nights a week starting January 8
ByAsa Hawks November 21, 2011November 21, 2011

Sing it errybody… “Andy Cohen’s got the 411 – King, King of Midnight Fun!”

The greatest talk show in all of late night is going full time y’all! Bravo made the official announcement today that Andy Cohen’s kitschy hip Watch What Happens: Live will be expanding to five nights a week starting January 8! Keep reading for all the details including the full official press release from Bravo.

Read More Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens: Live to air 5 nights a week starting January 8
Gretchen Rossi | Real Housewives of Orange County | Slade Smiley

Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley host fundraiser for his son Grayson
ByAsa Hawks November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

It appears The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Slade Smiley is taking Tamra Barney’s accusations from last season’s Reunion Special that he is a “deadbeat dad” to heart. Although he is still unemployed from his real estate job after the market crash a few years ago, he and girlfriend Gretchen Rossi are putting their fame to work for his son, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor in 2006, by sponsoring a fundraiser for him Tuesday night at the Victor Paul Salon in Costa Mesa, California.

Read More Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley host fundraiser for his son Grayson
Justin Bieber | Mariah Yeater | scandal

Justin Bieber’s DNA has been submitted
ByDarren O November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

I’m a man who believes in the ideology of democracy and in that vein our readers have spoken loud and clear about Bieber Babygate. Whether you’re inclined to believe he’s the father of Mariah Yeater’s son or not there’s been one persistent vibe, one echoed sentiment that has come across loud and clear….

Just take the freakin’ DNA test and settle it one way or another.

Justin Bieber has done just that. Read on for the deets and why this may be a sitch that requires Jack Bauer.

Read More Justin Bieber’s DNA has been submitted
Rebecca Black

VIDEO Kohl’s releases Rebecca Black Friday commercial
ByAsa Hawks November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

I suppose it was inevitable that a retailer would use the most infamous song about Friday ever recorded to promote their biggest Friday of the year. That’s right, Rebecca Black’s “Friday, Friday, Friday” is now “Black Friday, Black Friday, Black Friday” thanks to a new commercial for department store giant Kohl’s. (Relax, it’s Christmas y’all!)

Read More VIDEO Kohl’s releases Rebecca Black Friday commercial
Celebrities | Kailyn Lowry | Style and Fashion | Teen Mom 2

PHOTOS Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s son Isaac launches clothing line
ByDarren O November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

We all know Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s son Isaac is a dapper little diaper dandy so it only seems natural that he would one day get his own clothing line. I just didn’t think that day would come so soon! That’s right, Isaac is now a fashion toddler mogul as momma Kail has announced the launch of the Isaac Elliot Collection via Little Miss Cupcake. See a couple of sharp-dressed-Isaac pics and find out how you can order your very own I.E.C. threads.

Read More PHOTOS Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s son Isaac launches clothing line
Arnold Schwarzenegger | Humor

VIDEO Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary is awesomely bad
ByDarren O November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

Commentaries from actors and directors often accompany the DVD release of major Hollywood films. These can frequently provide insights into the processes and work that goes behind creating cinema. And then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s commentary for his classic action film Total Recall. Symbolism and extrapolation be damned as the Governator just literally tells you what you’re watching on the screen. It’s kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 minus any snark or irony. See this great compilation video of some of the “best of” from Arnold’s literal translations.

Read More VIDEO Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary is awesomely bad
Bruce Springsteen | Celebrities | Clarence Clemons | Music | Taylor Swift

Springsteen chills with Taylor Swift, to tour in 2012 behind new album
ByDarren O November 21, 2011September 26, 2013

Last night Taylor Swift dominated the AMA Awards taking home the big cheese of Artist of the Year among many other trophies but that pales to getting to hang with none other that Bruce Springsteen backstage! Yes, Taylor lived out my fantasy as the Boss serenaded her with “Dancing in the Dark” and then signed the guitar he played and gave it to her. And in even bigger Boss news Springsteen reveals that he and the mighty E Street Band will be touring while backing up a new album.

Read More Springsteen chills with Taylor Swift, to tour in 2012 behind new album
Amber Portwood | Catelynn Lowell | Farrah Abraham | Gary Shirley | Humor | Maci Bookout | Ryan Edwards | Teen Mom | Tyler Baltierra

PHOTOS Teen Mom trading cards are here! Buy yours now!
ByAsa Hawks November 21, 2011September 24, 2013

Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)

Read More PHOTOS Teen Mom trading cards are here! Buy yours now!
Cynthia Bailey | Peter Thomas | Real Housewives of Atlanta

RHOA Inside Peter Thomas’ new tapas bar and restaurant BarOne
ByStarcasm Staff November 20, 2011March 30, 2014

Peter Thomas, who wed Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey on camera last year, also watched his restaurant venture The Uptown Supper Club go under. Now, things are looking up with a new culinary adventure that opened this June (2011): a tapas bar and restaurant called BarOne.

Read More RHOA Inside Peter Thomas’ new tapas bar and restaurant BarOne
Oneal Morris | Plastic Surgery

VIDEOS PHOTOS “Dr.” Oneal Morris arrested for injecting cement and Fix-a-Flat in people’s buttocks
ByAsa Hawks November 19, 2011September 24, 2013

In perhaps the greatest “Badonkadon’t try this at home” story ever, Miami Gardens Police arrested Oneal Morris Friday after he reportedly injected a combination of cement, Fix-a-Flat, and mineral oil into a patient’s rear before sealing up the incisions with Super Glue. Police were made aware of the situation when the patient in question had to be hospitalized for a “serious medical condition as a result of the injections.” See the amazing booking photos of the transgendered Oneal Morris, who has obviously been injecting himself with the same concoction!

Read More VIDEOS PHOTOS “Dr.” Oneal Morris arrested for injecting cement and Fix-a-Flat in people’s buttocks
Books | Keeping Up With the Kardashians | Khloe Kardashian | Kourtney Kardashian

PHOTOS Kourtney Kardashian runs late for book signing with sister Khloe in Los Angeles
ByAsa Hawks November 19, 2011September 24, 2013

While sister and co-author Kim continues her post-divorce hideout from the media, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian continue their book signing tour to promote their new novel Dollhouse. The latest stop was at a Barnes and Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles Friday where things got a little hectic when the start time came around and there was no Kourtney! Keep reading – the fate of the world lies in the balance!

Read More PHOTOS Kourtney Kardashian runs late for book signing with sister Khloe in Los Angeles
scandal

PHOTOS Gillian Welch and David Rawlings caught kissing in Ireland
ByAsa Hawks November 19, 2011September 24, 2013

I suppose in the world of tabloid headlines photos of Americana princess Gillian Welch with her musical accompaniment savant and life partner David Rawlings sharing some public displays of affection may seem a few miles shy of newsworthy, but in the world of Asa Hawks (and other Gillian Welch devotees) this is downright earth-shatteringly salacious stuff! Keep reading to see what may very well be the only photo of Gillian Welch and David Rawlings gettin’ their smooch on in existence!

Read More PHOTOS Gillian Welch and David Rawlings caught kissing in Ireland
Kyle Richards | Paris Hilton | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

PHOTOS Paris Hilton parties with aunt Kyle Richards at Rock the Kasbah charity event
ByAsa Hawks November 18, 2011July 26, 2014

Celebridom’s greatest aunt/niece combo got together for a good cause Wednesday night as Paris Hilton united with her Aunt Kyle Richards for Sir Richard Branson’s 5th annual Rock the Kasbah fundraising gala in Hollywood. Keep reading for photos from the event as well as a childhood photo of lil Paris on Auntie Kyle’s knee!

Read More PHOTOS Paris Hilton parties with aunt Kyle Richards at Rock the Kasbah charity event
News

Florida woman enlists in Marines to finish what her fallen fiance started
ByDarren O November 18, 2011September 24, 2013

Travis Nelson was just 19-years-old when he died serving his country in Afghanistan. The Marine was killed in action during his first tour, in fact he only had been deployed five weeks and now his fiancee Madeline Cates is joining the Marines to, as she says, “Finish it.” See a local news report about Madeline’s choice, read a letter that Travis wrote in case of his death during service and get her mother’s feelings about her difficult decision.

Read More Florida woman enlists in Marines to finish what her fallen fiance started
Celebrities | Jersey Shore | Snooki | Style and Fashion

VIDEO Snooki uses kitty litter as an exfoliant
ByDarren O November 18, 2011September 24, 2013

Ladies and manscapers around the globe have pined for the answer as to how Jersey Shore’s Snooki maintains her quasi-orange sheen about her lovely countenance. We know about the T in GTL but apparently it’s a product made for pussycat poop that really does the trick. See the always funny, “guido or guidette on Conan” clip and then catch the amazing images of Conan and Andy after they use Snooki’s app “Snookify Me.”

Read More VIDEO Snooki uses kitty litter as an exfoliant
16 and Pregnant | News | Teen Mom | Teen Mom 2

Federal report: Birth rate plummets for young women
ByDarren O November 18, 2011September 24, 2013

A detailed finding by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that the birth rates for young women are historically low. Being a site that reports frequently on Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant and holds firmly to the belief that these shows in no way glorify teen pregnancy these findings make me want to say….. Nanny-nanny-poo-poo! In fairness the correlation between the current recession and this decline is the primary factor cited. There is also one other theory that could be causing this trend; a severe dislike for the Green Bay Packers! Read on for the deets.

Read More Federal report: Birth rate plummets for young women
Celebrities | Chris Brown

Haters have almost killed Chris Brown’s Twitter account
ByDarren O November 18, 2011November 19, 2011

Way to go you mean, rotten Chris Brown haters. Your campaign against the pop singer’s Twitter account almost won out as Brown has thrown his twit-hands up in the air and said, “I give up.” Read Breezy’s final tweets that explain why he sent his Twitter history to the graveyard of celebrity social media.

Read More Haters have almost killed Chris Brown’s Twitter account
Christopher Walken | Crime

UPDATE: Was Natalie Wood murdered? New information in a 30 year case
ByStarcasm Staff November 18, 2011September 24, 2013

Actress Natalie Wood died from drowning 30 years ago when she was 43 years old on November 29, 1981. She had been drinking with husband Robert Wagner and their friend Christopher Walken on a yacht (who she may or may not have been having an affair with), and at some point fell overboard. The official story was that it was an accident, but there was speculation that she might have thrown herself in the water because she was distraught over a fight with Wagner. Now there is a third possibility: she may have been murdered.

Natalie’s sister Lana Wood and Dennis Davern, Natalie’s yacht captain on that fateful night were pushing for the police to reopen the case last year. November 17, 2011 the L.A.P.D. said homicide investigators will be looking at “additional information” about the drowning.

A press conference will be held today concerning this mysterious case

Read More UPDATE: Was Natalie Wood murdered? New information in a 30 year case
Kim Kardashian | Kris Humphries | News

PHOTOS Kris Humphries gets $150,000 endorsement deal for Sector watches
ByAsa Hawks November 18, 2011September 24, 2013

As Kim Kardashian holes up trying to ~~emotionally recover from her traumatic divorce~~ figure out how to quell the public rebellion against her, future ex husband Kris Humphries is using his NBA lock out free time cashing in on his fame while he still can. The 6′ 9″ baller was officially announced as the new spokesman for Sector watches at a ceremony in New York this evening. Keep reading for all the ***yawn*** details as well as a great joke sure to turn up on Leno later tonight.

Read More PHOTOS Kris Humphries gets $150,000 endorsement deal for Sector watches
Lady GaGa | Music

PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s hip does weird things at Children In Need Rocks Manchester concert
ByAsa Hawks November 18, 2011November 18, 2011

American export Lady Gaga stole the show at Thursday night’s Children In Need Rocks Manchester 2011 concert, performing rousing renditions of the title track to her latest album Born This Way as well as her brand new single “Marry The Night.” It was during the latter that Gaga donned an extremely tight corset-esque outfit with fishnet stockings that did some rather unflattering things to her hips! Keep reading for some photos as well as video clips of both of her performances.

Read More PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s hip does weird things at Children In Need Rocks Manchester concert
Bradley Cooper | Hot Boys | Ryan Gosling

Protesters Occupy People Magazine over Ryan Gosling not being Sexiest Man Alive 2011; George Clooney agrees
ByStarcasm Staff November 18, 2011March 30, 2014

Finally! A cause worth standing behind! Enough with the Republican tea parties, anti-Wall Street hippie rallies, hooligan street riots, and political government-overthrowing revolutions (not to mention things like starving babies and gay marriage.) We need the people to come together to continue the Occupy People Magazine movement (#occupypeople) to protest the gross and negligent naming of Bradley Cooper as the Sexiest Man Alive over the formidable true Sexiest Man 2011 Ryan Gosling (because of swagger, indie movies, breaking up street fights, giving his dog a mohawk, blockbuster movies, an adorable meme, and dying his hair trashy bleach blonde (see above) to name a few of the million reasons.)

Even George Clooney agrees.

Read More Protesters Occupy People Magazine over Ryan Gosling not being Sexiest Man Alive 2011; George Clooney agrees
Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Twilight Breaking Dawn

PHOTOS The many faces of Robert Pattinson at the Breaking Dawn premiere in Barcelona, Spain
ByAsa Hawks November 17, 2011September 24, 2013

Even being the star of the biggest movie franchise on the planet can sometimes get monotonous, or at least that’s the impression Robert Pattinson gave when he put on an amazing display of facial expressions at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 in Barcelona, Spain earlier tonight!

***WARNING*** May cause incurable crushes among women and gay men of all ages as well as metrosexual males ages 16-27. Proceed with caution. (i.e. dude is cute)

Read More PHOTOS The many faces of Robert Pattinson at the Breaking Dawn premiere in Barcelona, Spain

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