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How does oldest runway model Carmen Dell’Orefice stay beautiful?

ByStarcasm Staff

Carmen Dell’Orefice, who at 81 holds the Guinness World Record for Oldest Working Model, is still stunning her way down the catwalk. She made a splash at Fashion Week last week by walking the runway twice in one day, and being photographed with Ryan Lochte.

She was discovered at age 13 while riding a bus in New York, and landed a $7.50/hr gig for Vogue by age 15. It hasn’t been all rosebuds since then, at age 77 she lost practically all of her life’s fortune in the Madoff scandal. That hasn’t fazed Carmen, though, she’s been working steadily ever since that setback.

How does she stay so gorgeous?

'Teen Mom 2' couple Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp
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EXCLUSIVE Jenelle Evans is moving to New Jersey with Kieffer Delp

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans and her current boyfriend Kieffer Delp have embarked on a road trip to New Jersey, and while rumors have surfaced that Jenelle and Kieffer are living out of her car after running out of money and getting evicted, the Teen Mom 2 star says that’s a bunch of B.S. She even claims she has photographic evidence to prove that she’s not broke.

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Dalis Connell and Ryan Edwards fly to California to be with her ailing mother

ByLindsay

Dalis Connell is getting some serious support from her boyfriend of 15 months, Teen Mom star Ryan Edwards. Bentley’s daddy was by his girlfriend’s side this weekend when she flew to California to be with her mother who was recently diagnosed with stage III cancer. Keep reading for an exclusive update from Dalis on her mom’s condition and see photos of Ryan and Dalis in California.

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Lindsay Lohan’s bitter Twitter outburst over Amanda Bynes kid gloves treatment

ByLindsay

Amanda Bynes… where do we start? The former child star has been having some serious driving issues as of late — and that’s putting it lightly. It all started back in April when Amanda was charged with DUI. Since then, she has been accused of numerous hit and runs, and has been seen driving on a suspended license several times. Last week, she was even photographed driving while smoking out of a drug pipe. Now, fellow former child star (and fellow perpetual bad driver) Lindsay Lohan is wondering why Bynes hasn’t been thrown in the slammer yet!

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Chi magazine publishes more Kate Middleton topless photos

ByAsa Hawks

European tabloids continue to be a royal pain in the ass as another magazine publishes some of the now-infamous topless photos of Kate Middleton (aka Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge) (aka Catherine, Topless of Cambridge) sunbathing on the balcony of a French chateau. Fresh on the heels of France’s Closer, Italian magazine Chi has followed through with their plans to publish some of the more than 200 previously unseen Middleton ta-ta pics in their latest issue, which hit newsstands yesterday.

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Ryan Culberson calls Brooks Ayers a “lying piece of sh!t” on Twitter, Vicki Gunvalson defends her man

ByLindsay

The Real Housewives of Orange County may not be currently filming, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t plenty of drama going on. Vicki Gunvalson is still dating bad boy Brooks Ayers and her daughter, Briana Culberson, is still not happy about it — and neither is her husband. Just as she did during the season, Vicki is sticking be her man and not letting what everyone else thinks impact her life.

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Did Maci Bookout and Kyle King break up again?

ByLindsay

Maci Bookout and Kyle King rekindled their relationship this summer after breaking up back in February for what Maci referred to as Kyle cheating on her. Kyle denied claims but admitted to chatting with a few girls on Facebook and now, unfortunately for die-hard Maci/Kyle fans, it looks as though these two have broken up yet again.

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Everything you don’t need to know about The Kardashians’ ovulation

ByStarcasm Staff

The Kardashians overshare. It’s what they get paid to do (besides looking perfect all the time,) but they’ve been talking about their eggs so much on their show lately I feel like I don’t want to go near a woman’s magazine for about five years. Also, I’m wondering if I should freeze my eggs.

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Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June issues statement on Sugar Bear’s ATV accident and injury

ByAsa Hawks

As was widely reported online, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo patriarch Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson was taken to a Macon, Georgia hospital over the weekend with complications stemming from an injury sustained in a four-wheeler accident a couple weeks ago. There was very little information about why Sugar Bear needed to be hospitalized, but “Mama” June Shannon took to the Honey Boo Boo Facebook fan page earlier today to let fans know what happened. Keep reading for her full statement!

Kate Gosselin tweets photo of 11-year-old daughter Mady wearing high heels, some fans outraged

ByAsa Hawks

Parents pushing the boundaries of what is inappropriate attire for their daughters is a continual source of debate in the world of celebrities with images of Kendall and Kylie Jenner and Jessica Simpson’s 4-month old daughter Maxwell in bikinis, and the 3-year-old girl wearing the prostitute costume from Pretty Woman on Toddlers & Tiaras being some recent examples. The latest parent to be put in the crosshairs is former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Kate Gosselin, who tweeted a photo on Friday of her 11-year-old daughter Mady trying on her mom’s high-heeled shoes.

Macaulay Culkin looks better, is making naked Seinfeld pop art with friends Adam Green and Toby Goodshank

ByStarcasm Staff

Macaulay Culkin’s reps have denied rampant reports that the former child star is battling some sort of addiction, possibly heroin. Now a video has been released of Macaualy looking much better and talking about his art project.

Pamela Anderson puts her ‘Baywatch’ bathing suit on and hits the beach at 45
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Pamela Anderson puts her ‘Baywatch’ bathing suit on and hits the beach at 45

ByLindsay

Pamela Anderson recently took her iconic red one-piece swimsuit out of retirement for a Baywatch-inspired commercial,and much to the dismay of women everywhere, she looks just as good at 45 as she did in the 90’s. On Thursday, the blonde bombshell was spotted running on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro, lifesaver in hand, channeling her former role as C.J. Parker.

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New Music Friday! Christina Aguilera “Your Body,” Nicki Minaj “The Boys,” Taylor Swift, One Direction

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s Friday, and that usually means it’s time to kick back and party, so every Friday we’re gonna round up some of the hottest new music to help everyone get their party on. This week we’ve got Christina Aguilera, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, and One Direction (well, we’ve got some artwork.)

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PHOTOS: Lady Gaga’s Fame perfume launch was crazy! She got a cherub tattooed on her head, peed in a champagne bucket, and more!

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga launched her “Fame” fragrance last night, and she put on quite the performance!

The perfume itself is odd: it’s the first ever black fragrance, and it’s got blood, semen, and poison in it.

Here’s what went down:

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Chris Brown gets F-16 jet tattoo on his chest, similar to Rihanna’s Isis chest tattoo

ByLindsay

Is it just us or does Chris Brown seem a bit desperate to get back with his former girlfriend/assault victim Rihanna, even though he is currently in a relationship with Karrueche Tran? The former couple have been rumored to be having secret flings for months now, and during last week’s MTV VMAs, the pair even shared a kiss for the world to see. Following the award show, Chris has gotten two tattoos, both of which seem to be connected to his former love. Keep reading to see Brown’s masculine winged version of Rihanna’s Isis chest tattoo!

More Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery photos
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More Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery photos

ByLindsay

Marysol Patton’s mother Elsa has made a name for herself as the non-filtered comic (and psychic!) relief of The Real Housewives of Miami. Unfortunately, the reality star opted for plastic surgery several years ago and the procedure left her face nearly unrecognizable from what it once was. Keep reading to see pictures of Elsa before the surgery that she said in the RHOM Season 2 Premiere “ruined” her face – but not her personality!

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French magazine “Closer” publishes Kate Middleton, Duchess Catharine topless photos

ByLindsay

Newlyweds Kate Middleton and Prince William recently went on vacation to France and stayed at the Queen’s nephew’s chateau, which they thought had a private balcony. The Princess decided to do a little sunbathing sans bikini top, and was caught on camera by a rather industrious photographer. The Kate Middleton topless photos found their way into (and on the cover of!) the French magazine Closer, and needless to say, the Royal family is fuming.

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Marysol Patton split from husband Philippe Pautesta-Herda; Mama Elsa rubs salt in the wound

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of Miami star Marysol Patton married Philippe Pautesta-Herda March 2011, but by the time she started filming for the second season of the Bravo show, they had split up. Mama Elsa was pleased, much to Marysol’s annoyance.

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Pretty Little Liars Halloween episode photos and spoilers

ByAsa Hawks

See tons of preview photos from the much-anticipated 13th episode of Pretty Little Liars Season 3, which is (appropriately enough given the number) a Halloween Special! “Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer are looking forward to some good old Halloween fun now that the traumatic events with Nate are behind them. But once aboard the Rosewood Ghost Train, the girls are in for much more than just some childish trick or treats. With ‘A’ running amok and unexpected party-goers popping up at every turn, this Halloween event becomes one killer party.”

(SPOILER ALERT!)

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Emily Maynard and Jef Holm plan for a spring wedding

ByLindsay

Emily Maynard and Jef Maynard got engaged for the world to see on the season 8 finale of The Bachelorette, and after several months of traveling back and forth to see each other and get to know each other better, the two have gotten started on the wedding planning process — and they’re sharing plenty of exciting details.

Rapper Webbie arrested after allegedly kicking a woman down the stairs

ByLindsay

Webbie was arrested early this morning and no, it wasn’t a crime of fashion for his uni-brow. The rapper allegedly got into a disagreement with a woman at a Louisiana hotel which got so intense that he resulted to kicking her down two sets of stairs — and that’s not all. Webbie then stole $340 out of her purse.

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Albie and Chris Manzo to open restaurant called Little Town New Jersey in Hoboken, New Jersey

ByLindsay

Albie and Chris Manzo may be marketing a line of bottled water in BLK, but these two Real Housewives of New Jersey sons are not stopping there. They will be joining forces with New York City restaurateurs Michael Sinensky and Sean McGarr to open up Little Town New Jersey in Hoboken, New Jersey.

MUG SHOT – Sally Struthers arrested for DUI in Maine

ByStarcasm Staff

Former All in the Family star Sally Struthers (who played Gloria, the liberal daughter of Archie Bunker) was busted for a DUI in Maine Wednesday morning. According to E News: The Ogunquit Police Department tells E! News that the 65-year-old thesp was collared on suspicion of operating under the influence after being pulled over on…

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Heidi Klum admits to having relations with bodyguard, denies cheating on Seal

ByLindsay

Heidi Klum has finally gone public with her new relationship and just as it was suspected, she’s dating bodyguard Martin Kirstin. Just last week, Heidi’s ex-husband Seal had called her out for “fornicating with the help” while they were still married, which she denied. She’s still denying that her relationship with Martin began before she split from Seal but gushing about her new romance.

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Kris Jenner is fuming over Today Show 9/11 scandal: Kim Kardashian compares her marriage to cancer

ByLindsay

On Monday, the world remembered the tragedy of 9/11 and while all the other morning talk shows chose to share their sentiments by airing a national moment of silence in honor of those lost, the Today Show aired something else — a Kris Jenner interview about her breast implants and reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Now that the nation is in an uproar over the incident, Kris Jenner is furious that she’s stuck in the middle.

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‘Real Housewives of Miami’ stars dish on season 2 drama: Love triangle, slaps, and fights!

ByLindsay

Real Housewives of Miami returns tonight to Bravo tonight for season 2 and although season 1 was deemed a flop by some, the new season has four new housewives and all new drama. Marysol Patton, Adriana de Moura-Sidi, and Lea Black are all returning and will be joined by Joanna Krupa, Karent Sierra, Ana Quincoces,…

Amanda Bynes caught smoking out of a drug pipe while driving on a suspended license

ByLindsay

Amanda Bynes is at it again. After three hit and runs and a DUI, the troubled child star has hit an all new low. On Tuesday, photographers spotted Amanda behind the wheel again and this time she was smoking out of a drug pipe. On top of that, her license is suspended, so Amanda shouldn’t have been behind the wheel at all.

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Before and after meth addiction: Jael Strauss, finalist of America’s Next Top Model face change after six year meth addiction

ByStarcasm Staff

This story blows away all those “Faces of Meth” ads. Jael Straus was on Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model a five years ago looking gorgeous, and now her face is ravaged by six-year meth, cocaine, and painkiller addiction (that’s right, she was using while on the show.) She unrecognizable now, and her family staged an intervention on Dr. Phil (which airs this morning.)

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VIDEO: Jillian Jensen, the X Factor contestant who made Simon Cowell cry

ByStarcasm Staff

On the first episode of the second season of The X Factor USA, Jillian Jensen brought tears to everyone’s eyes, including Simon Cowell with her heartbreaking story and heartrending performance of Jessie J “Who You Are.” At the end Demi Lovato was so moved that she walked on stage to huge and reassure her.

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VIDEO – Britney Spears reunited with ex-duet partner Don Phillip on The X Factor; it didn’t end well

ByStarcasm Staff

32-year-old Vocal Coach Don Phillip had an emotional reunion with former duet partner Britney Spears. They recorded “I Will Still Love You” about 10 years ago. Since then he says he’s been doing a lot of writing and producing. He says he’s had a “lot of maybes, I mean a ton of almosts,” saying that X Factor is his final chance.

The Newsroom’s Alison Pill accidentally tweets topless photo of herself

ByAsa Hawks

The Newsroom actress Alison Pill did the unthinkable when she accidentally tweeted (instead of deleting) a topless photo of herself. Keep reading for a censored version and a link to the original, and read Alison’s apology tweet and the subsequent tweets by her fiance, Jay Baruchel.

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REPORT Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley engaged? Find out what Gretchen has to say!

ByLindsay

Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley have been together for over three years and although they are completely committed to each other, the Real Housewives of Orange County star has been holding out on taking the next step — until now.

Levi Johnston and Sunny Oglesby name their daughter Breeze Beretta

ByLindsay

Levi Johnston in officially a father of two. His girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, 20, welcomed a baby girl, Breeze Beretta Johnston, into the world earlier today. Johnston, 22, is also daddy to three-year-old Tripp Palin with his ex-fiance, Bristol Palin. At the time of his first child’s birth, he was a teen, as was Bristol and although having a child at a young age may encourage some to wait longer for baby #2, Johnston had other plans.

PHOTO: Octomom Nadya Suleman has a new house in Palmdale, CA with porn money

ByStarcasm Staff

Octomom Nadya Suleman finally has a new home for her 14 kids. Her LaHabra, California house went into foreclosure this summer, and she’s since had several rejections from potential landlords. But she does have some cash now thanks to her porn endeavors, and she was able to splash down 8 months of advanced rent on…

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PHOTOS Bill and Giuliana Rancic introduce baby Edward Duke!

ByLindsay

Bill and Giuliana Rancic struggled for years to have a child and now that they finally have a healthy baby boy, they are over the moon and happy to share Edward Duke with the world. Their little one, whom they call Duke, arrived just two weeks ago and already, the two are thriving in their new roles as parents.

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REPORT Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin engaged

ByLindsay

Kailyn Lowry and her boyfriend Javi Marroquin have reportedly taken the next step in their relationship — by getting engaged! The Teen Mom 2 star and her man of about one year have been going strong for a while now. In fact, along with Kail’s son Isaac, they seem to be one big happy family. So, why not make it official?

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PHOTOS VIDEO Halloween candy corn Oreos are here!

ByAsa Hawks

The people at Oreo are no strangers to corny flavors (some of their limited edition flavors have included Strawberry Milkshake Oreos, Green Tea Oreos, and Birthday Cake Oreos), but Nabisco’s latest creation is perhaps the corniest of them all — Candy Corn Oreos! Keep reading to find out all you need to know about the orange and yellow filled cookies, including where to buy them and how long they’ll be available! We’ve even got a review for you, including a video clip of three food dudes cracking open a bag and trying them out.

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Jessica Simpson sparks controversy over bikini photo of baby daughter Maxwell

ByAsa Hawks

Jessica Simpson made an appearance on Katie Couric’s talk show Katie earlier this week to show off the fact that she has lost 40 pounds since the birth of her and husband Eric Johnson’s daughter Maxwell in May. Although Jessica looked great as she modeled her slimmer, trimmer frame in a long-sleeved black top and matching skirt, it was a photo she shared of newborn daughter Maxwell that has the internet abuzz this week.

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Amber Portwood’s statement from the Teen Mom Season 4 finale Special with Dr. Drew

ByAsa Hawks

Last night was the second part of the Teen Mom Season 4 Finale Special with Dr. Drew with updates on Maci Bookout and Amber Portwood. (Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham appeared in Part 1) As you probably could have guessed, Amber was unable to attend because of all her legal and personal issues, but she did write a rather lengthy statement, which Dr. Drew read on the show. Keep reading for the complete statement, which addresses her drug addiction, relationship with Gary, how she was portrayed on the show, and what she hopes people take away from her story.

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Amber Portwood is losing weight, writing a book, and singing in prison choir

ByLindsay

Teen Mom Amber Portwood may be serving a five-year prison sentence, but that doesn’t mean she’ll just be sitting around with a bunch of other inmates doing nothing. She has big plans for her future and her mother is letting fans in on what she’s been doing.

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Farrah Abraham dishes on the Teen Mom reunion, her parents’ relationship, and Daniel Alvarez

ByLindsay

Farrah Abraham said goodbye to Teen Mom two weeks ago when the fourth season of the show came to an end but fans still have a few questions such as the real reason behind why she calls her dad “Michael,” what she really thinks of Daniel Alvarez, and how she is doing with her mother. Luckily, Farrah is answering it all.

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Mindy Kaling’s mom died of pancreatic cancer on the same day her show got picked up by Fox

ByStarcasm Staff

Mindy Kaling covers New York Magazine this week, and along with a lot of fascniating background about her work as a writer and showrunner for two years of The Office, we learn that Mindy’s mother passed away on the same day her show The Mindy Project, got picked up by Fox.

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Did O.J. Simpson put Khloe Kardashian in his will? Does he think she’s his daughter?

ByAmelia Cunningham

Since Khloe Kardashian refused to take a paternity test, rumors about who her real father may be seem to never die. The National Enquirer (yes, cue grains of salt) is saying that O.J. Simpson is convinced that Khloe is his daughter, so much so that he put her in his will along with his four other children.

Did this really happen? Did O.J. Simpson really put Khloe Kardashian in his will?

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Are Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra filming a ‘Teen Mom’ spin-off?

ByLindsay

Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have said goodbye to Teen Mom after four seasons. The couple quickly became a fan favorite which leaves fans wondering, will we ever see them on television again? There have been rumors of a Teen Mom spin-off circulating the web and since the couple is preparing to wed, it seems like the perfect fit. Plus, Tyler has tweeted some pretty revealing information.

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Kelsey Grammer claims Camille hadn’t slept with him in a decade

ByLindsay

Kelsey Grammer has been talking more about his ex-wife and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer after their marriage than he did when they were together. It seems like every interview is his chance at trying to make her look bad after his affair with now-wife Kayte Walsh.

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VIDEO Psy teaches Britney Spears and Ellen the ‘Gangnam Style’ horse dance

ByAsa Hawks

Britney Spears outed herself as one of the millions of fans of viral internet sensation Psy and his music video for the single “Gangnam Style” by tweeting back on August 28, “I am LOVING this video – so fun! Thinking that I should possibly learn the choreography. Anybody wanna teach me?! haha” Ellen DeGeneres is one of Hollywood’s biggest bluff callers, and she did exactly that when Britney appeared on her show yesterday. And being Ellen, she was able to get Britney the best “Gangnam Style” horse dance instructor on the planet – Psy himself!

Heeeeyyyyyy sexy laydayyy!

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PHOTOS What’s the meaning of Rihanna’s Isis tattoo?

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Rihanna was clearly heartbroken when her “GranGran” Dolly passed away from cancer on July 1st, and now the 24-year-old singer has paid tribute to her grandmother in true Rihanna fashion – with a HUGE tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis on her chest! Keep reading to see the GranGrand gesture and read Rihanna’s accompanying words.

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Real Housewives of Miami Season 2 premiere party photos

ByAsa Hawks

Thankfully, Mama Elsa Patton appears to be fine after collapsing at The Real Housewives of Miami Season 2 premiere party this weekend. Keep reading to see photos of all eight cast members, including Joanna Krupa, Karent Sierra, Lisa Hochstein, Lea Black, Alexia Echevarria, Ana Quincoces, Marysol Patton, and Adriana de Moura! (That’s a whole lotta hot drama mamas y’all!)

Real Housewives of Miami's mama Elsa collapses at Season 2 premiere party
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PHOTOS VIDEOS Mama Elsa Patton collapses at Real Housewives of Miami Premiere party

ByAsa Hawks

The cast of The Real Housewives of Miami were all at the The Forge in Miami Beach Sunday night to celebrate this Thursday night’s Season 2 premiere, but the celebratory atmosphere dissipated when show matriarch “Mama Elsa” Patton collapsed to the floor! Keep reading for photos of Mama Elsa at the event before and after she fainted as well as a video taken just after she collapsed. Plus, find out from her daughter Marysol how Mama Elsa is doing now!