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Watch What Happens Live Gangnam Style parody video

ByAsa Hawks

I realize “Gangnam Style” parody videos are soooooo 2012, but this Watch What Happens Live mashup clip put together by sisters Tamara Turkisher and Jodi Taranto is so great I just had to share it! Keep reading to watch the video, see some silly Andy Cohen graphics, and see what you can do to help these two creative sisters realize their dream of being on the show! (Oh, and there’s a bonus clip of Andy Cohen attempting the horsedance with way more enthusiasm than ability! “Heeeeeeey, sexy Andy!!”

UPDATE – We contacted Jodi and she was kind enough to provide the complete “Watch What Happens Style” lyrics!

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Controversial Kate Middleton royal portrait restored by controversial Jesus Fresco artist

ByAsa Hawks

Check out what the much derided official royal portrait of Kate Middleton revealed earlier today would look like if noted (i.e. notorious) Jesus fresco restoration artist Cecilia Giménez were allowed to spruce it up a bit. (I know. This is sooo 2012, but I couldn’t resist!)

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VIDEO Brad Paisley performs Honey Boo Boo theme song on Jimmy Kimmel Live

ByAsa Hawks

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Alana Thompson is nothing short of an inspiration! We’ve had a comic book, the Redneckipedia, an American Country Awards skit with Tim McGraw and Kristin Chenoweth, original artwork made completely of trash, and even a South Park episode. The latest addition to the Honey Boo Boeuvre is courtesy of 14-time Country Music Award winning singer/songwriter Brad Paisley, who unveiled his rendition of a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo theme song during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night.

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Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si becomes Uncle Psy in Gangnam Style music video parody

ByRuby Turpin

Duck Dynasty, Psy’s “Gangnam Style” and wordplay are three of my favorite things, so imagine my pleasure in discovering a Jib Jab video that combines them all! Duck Dynasty tea addict Uncle Si Robertson transforms into Uncle Psy in this hilarious clip in which could either be called “Duck Psynasty” or “Louisiangnam Style!” (You may…

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VIDEO UPS driver steals iPad delivered by FedEx driver

ByDarren O

Tis the season for random viral video thefts and so it was for Mr. Al Alverson from deep in the heart of Texas. Al had come home expecting the delivery of an iPad mini he had purchased as a Christmas gift for his daughter. When he discovered it was not there, he went to his surveillance footage and got a shock when he discovered why. It turns out that a UPS delivery dude who had brought a separate package had stolen the iPad mini that was delivered by a FedEx delivery dude earlier in the day. This IS NOT logistics my friends. See the crime after Al posted it to YouTube when he got no justice from UPS.

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VIDEO Tim Urban performs inevitable Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up song

ByAsa Hawks

American Idol Season 9 veteran Tim Urban has created an entirely new genre music: cover versions of songs that haven’t been written yet! The 23-year-old singer has channeled the lyrics to what he believes to be the inevitable song written by Taylor Swift after she breaks up with current rumored boyfriend, One Direction’s Harry Styles — and it’s downright believable!

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VIDEO Shananay interviews Farrah Abraham, awkwardness ensues

ByAsa Hawks

Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham seemed a bit unprepared for what was in store when she sat down with Youtube personality Shane Dawson (as his famously ridiculous character Shananay on The Shanany Show) for an interview promoting her book My Teenage Dream Ended. The result will most certainly be inducted into the Cringeworthy Hall of Fame.

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VIDEO Drag queens reenact NeNe Leakes and Sheree Whitfield’s “I’m VERY rich b!tch!” scene

ByAsa Hawks

In “How in the world didn’t this happen sooner?” news, Funny or Die has just released a hilarious video clip in which two “real life” drag queens reenact the infamous “I’m very rich b!tch!” scene between Real Housewives of Atlanta stars NeNe Leakes (Latrice Royale) and Sheree Whitfield (DiDa Ritz). Its almost too dead on to be funny! Almost 🙂

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Hulk Hogan sex tape hits the web, Linda Hogan arrested for DUI

ByLindsay

Hulk Hogan and his ex-wife Linda Hogan are having a rough week. While the two divorced nearly 5 years ago after having numerous problems in their marriage, they don’t seem to be doing that great apart either. Just this week, both Hulk and Linda made the headlines for some not-so-favorable issues.

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Sam Lufti claims Britney Spears was caught with crytal meth in her home

ByLindsay

Britney Spears seems to have put her “crazy days” behind her, but unfortunately she can’t seem to get rid of Sam Lutfi. Her former manager is currently suing her for defamation of character, and in the documents recently filed as part of the upcoming trial against her, he dropped a huge bomb!

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Wanna be Draperrolled? Mad Men cast sing Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

ByRuby Turpin

With the Emmy’s coming up and 17 Nominations sitting in a big pile right in front of AMC’sMad Men, a little celebration is in order. Whether you’re hopelessly devoted to the employees of Sterling Draper or just need a little Joan-led conga line to get you through the day, we have just the thing. Check out this very cleverly edited romp through the last 5 seasons, and see the Mad Men cast singing the song you never knew they knew.

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Britney Spears still not mentally capable of making her own decisions

ByLindsay

We’ll never forget the images of a bald Britney Spears beating the hell out of a paparazzi’s van with an umbrella just a few years ago. The incident was just the beginning of Brit’s downward spiral and although she has seemed to be back on the right track, Britney still has looming mental issue that’s holding her back from making her own decisions.

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The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Redneckipedia (aka “Rednexicon”)

ByAsa Hawks

In addition to bringing a whole new outlook on life, TLC’s hit reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo brings something else new to TV — a completely different language! From beautimous to vajingle jangle, this small town Georgia family is introducing an entirely new vernacular to millions of viewers around the country, and around the world. So we’ve compiled for you a complete compendium of all the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo terms in something we call “The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Redneckipedia!” Keep reading for definitions of all the strange terminology used on the show as well as all the nicknames of Alana’s family and friends.

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Gary Shirley jokes about Farrah Abraham’s album and single

ByStarcasm Staff

Teen Mom star Gary Shirley is no stranger to having a little fun on Twitter (as his “It’s Gary Time” motto and ID would attest) and last night was no exception as he shared a series of tweets obviously making light of cast mate Farrah Abraham’s recent album release and the much-disparaged single “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom.”

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VIDEO Five Guys Burgers and Fries review by Daym Drops

ByAsa Hawks

Move over Zagat and Michelin Guide, America’s got a new go-to food guru to help guide us through the confusing array of high-calorie food on the go. Meet Youtube reviewer Daym Drops, a big guy with a big appetite and a contagious, charismatic passion for the franchised culinary arts. Check out this clip of Daym reviewing a 5 Guys and Fries double cheeseburger and fries straight from that most intimate of fast food dining room locations – the front seat of his car.

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PHOTO Jessica Simpson shows off her post-baby bubbies

ByAsa Hawks

Jessica Simpson recently signed on as a spokesperson for Weight Watchers and is currently trying to shed the forty-plus pounds she gained while pregnant with her daughter Maxwell Drew. She has been spotted at the gym often recently, and Friday went for a power walk with her daughter in a stroller wearing a low-cut black top that seems to reveal where a large part of her weight gain occurred. Keep reading to see the photo as well as Jessica’s funny tweet that accompanied it. Also, we run the picture through our exclusive Photoshop “dude view” filter! (Yeah, Sundays are kind of slow around here)

VIDEO Man distracted by texting walks into a bear

ByAsa Hawks

Now we know why Tarzan doesn’t have a cell phone.

A KTLA news helicopter was tracking a 500 pound black bear walking the streets of La Crescenta, California Tuesday morning when the furry feller turned the corner to walk down an alley. Also walking down the alley was a man who appeared to be texting on his phone, and completely unaware of what he was walking into. Comedy ensued.

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VIDEO Amy Phillips’ Bravolebrities wish Andy Cohen happy birthday

ByAsa Hawks

Although Bravo ringleader Andy Cohen’s birthday isn’t until June 2, that didn’t stop comedian Amy Phillips from putting together this hilarious video birthday card in which she impersonates some of the network’s biggest stars as they wish Andy the best on his special day!

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SNL VIDEO The Real Housewives of Disney deleted scenes

ByAsa Hawks

Watch some hilarious outtakes and deleted scenes from Saturday Night Live‘s hilarious comedy short “The Real Housewives of Disney” featuring more drama from those Disney divas Cinderella, Snow White, Jasmine, Belle, Rapunzel, and Prince Charming! Includes a Kristen Wiig pulling that would make even Sheree Whitfield proud!

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The Top 5 Starcasm Sarah Palin Moments

ByAsa Hawks

The HBO film Game Change has rekindled America’s interest in the self-proclaimed “pit bull with lipstick” and former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, whose nomination as John McCain’s Vice Presidential running mate in 2008 took the political world, and the nation, by surprise. She then became an overnight political superstar after making her national stage debut with a dynamic 40-minute speech at the Republican National Convention.

Keep reading to relive the highlights of our coverage of Palin’s meteoric rise to fame that includes numerous silly Photoshopped images and even a couple pen and ink drawings from our “early early years.”

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Daniel Radcliffe says he was often drunk while filming Harry Potter

ByAsa Hawks

“Hi. My name ish Darry Potter.”

Actor Daniel Radcliffe opened up about his former drinking problem in a recent interview with Heat magazine, including the fact that he would sometimes show up on the set of the Harry Potter films “just gone.” And what about the groupies? “Someone once said to me, ‘You can go outside and pick from the girls at the stage door.'” So what did Harry Potter do? Keep reading to find out!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Star Wars mash ups

ByAsa Hawks

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. alternate universes collided as the stars of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 merged with the iconic creations from the world of George Lucas’s Star Wars films. The result is an entirely meaningless and silly handful of mash up images straight from the planet of Teenmomtooine.

UPDATED! Now with Jenelle and Kailyn!

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VIDEO Khloe Kardashian punked by Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne

ByAsa Hawks

MTV’s prankster series Punk’d returns on March 19 and the network has released a rather startling preview clip featuring Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne pulling a There’s Something About Mary sausage grinder prank on an unsuspecting Khloe Kardashian. In the video a delivery man asks to use the bathroom and then pretends to get his Lamar Scrotum caught in his zipper. MTV programming ensues.

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Parents photobomb Maria Menounos Christmas bikini pic

ByDarren O

We heart us some Maria Menounos here at starcasm. The TV reporter, author, and all around super-hot babe is always up for some fun pics even if they happen to include a “Leave it to Beaver” wardrobe malfunction. See the latest bikini pic she can add to her resume as Pa and Ma Menounos photobomb her Christmas day bikini photo.

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VIDEO Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary is awesomely bad

ByDarren O

Commentaries from actors and directors often accompany the DVD release of major Hollywood films. These can frequently provide insights into the processes and work that goes behind creating cinema. And then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s commentary for his classic action film Total Recall. Symbolism and extrapolation be damned as the Governator just literally tells you what you’re watching on the screen. It’s kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 minus any snark or irony. See this great compilation video of some of the “best of” from Arnold’s literal translations.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom trading cards are here! Buy yours now!

ByAsa Hawks

Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)

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VIDEO Miami news reporter Joyce Evans has best sign off ever

ByAsa Hawks

Back before she was the co-anchor for Philadelphia’s FOX 29, Joyce Evans was a young reporter workin’ the beat for WCIX in Miami. In a short video clip that has become an internet sensation, Joyce can be seen in 1983 finishing up a report from in front of the Miami Police Department, which is apparently not her favorite place to be. Watch the hilarious clip and then watch the full blooper reel it came from, including more of Joyce as well as her foul-mouthed co-workers at WCIX!

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PHOTOS New Boy Scout ad campaign depicts boys with beards

ByDarren O

Hipsters and lazy bloggers beware, the realm of full grown Amish style beards are no longer your sole property! In a print ad campaign masterminded by creative group Ogilvy & Mather we are shown four sparkling young boys looking off valiantly into the frontier with graphically imposed beards on their countenances. It’s as if these images are saying, “Yonder I see truth and adventure so why do I look like a prepubescent Zach Galifianakis!?!” Check ’em out here and “Be One With the Wild!”

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia

ByStarcasm Staff

Soon after Kim Kardashian announced she had filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries she hopped a plane to the opposite side of the globe for some planned appearances in Australia. One of those appearances was at the David Jones department store in Sydney where fans lined up to meet Kim and sister Khloe, including a little girl who seemed enamored by Kim. Keep reading to see a picture and find out what I imagine the two were talking about.

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PHOTO Rob Reiner leaves wake of crazy happy awesome

ByAsa Hawks

Actor and director extraordinaire Rob Reiner is so awesome he leaves a contrail of exuberant joy and mischief wherever he goes! Keep reading to check out some rare photographic proof taken earlier today featuring otherworldy beings thriving in the Reinster’s intoxicating aura as heads for a seemingly mundane doctor’s appointment in Beverly Hills .

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VIDEO Father records son’s shock at Star Wars reveal

ByDarren O

If you’re of a certain age (raising hand slowly) then you may have a memory of what your reaction was when you first discovered ( WARNING: Decades old spoiler!!!) that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s father. In an already goin’ viral clip a dad with some Jedi like Star Wars foresight recorded his 4-year-old boy Faris watching this very scene and his reaction is priceless. Check it out!

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison’s E-Harmony commercial

ByDarren O

I’m going to sensually slip down my fingers and lusciously type out an introduction to a purrfectly hot parody video of teen-bride Courtney Stodden and her old, old-man Doug Hutchison. I hope nothing “pops out” while I entice my readers with some of my best internal juices. Meow!

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VIDEO Must see Chuck Testa taxidermy ad from ‘Commercial Kings’

ByDarren O

In May 2011, Ojai Valley Taxidermy and Chuck Testa were selected to take part in the reality TV show from IFC called Commercial Kings. The show involves YouTube stars Rhett and Link creating a commercial for the business. What they came up with certainly backs the show’s name as this clip will surely go down as one of the best local ads you’ll ever see.

Bonus: See a behind the scenes clip of Testa giving Rhett and Link a taxidermy lesson.

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Alabama’s Panhellenic Rush Week video

ByDarren O

What you will not see in the following Rush Week University of Alabama viral recruitment video is drinking, lingerie, Revenge of the Nerds style hidden cameras, wardrobe malfunctions or even a good old-fashioned keg stand. What you will see is a recruitment rap video put together by the steel magnolias that features a Rebecca Black ‘Friday” breakdown. In addition it looks like they’re trying to separate themselves from having ever made it by deleting their own version. Ah those college regrets!

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VIDEO John Stamos and Bob Saget in Full House fantasy cuddle tutorial

ByDarren O

John Stamos is one of the most handsome men you can think of off the top of your head and he’s filmed a tutorial on how to snuggle like a real man. His old Full House cast mate Bob Saget is his mannequin of love in this hilarious clip that teaches the art of the Stamos Snugglefest. It’s also in support of a great charity, ProjectCuddle. You need to check this out!

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Are Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie getting married?

ByAsa Hawks

Larry King’s letterman jacket is probably the only thing that has been in the closet longer than Sesame Street bosom buddy muppets Bert and Ernie, but that may be about to change! No, Larry King didn’t get cast in a flux-capacitor-gone-wrong Back To The Future sequel – Bert and Ernie may be getting married! Or at least they will if a viral online petition gets its way.

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Kris Jenner throwback ‘I Love My Friends’ music video from 1985

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of her 30th birthday in 1985 Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner recorded a music video for family and friends titled “I Love My Friends.” Prepare to laugh yourself to death as Olivia Newton Jenner takes you on a 80’s inspired joy ride through her life at the time, including tons of family photos, a sultry bubble bath, and even guest appearances by the likes of Michael Jackson and… OJ Simpson?!? Oh, and of course the Kardashian daughters make an appearance as well!

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VIDEO Game of Thrones “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister” with lyrics

ByAsa Hawks

What do you get when you mash up one of the all time great ironic movie theme songs with the best new television series of 2011? You get “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister” – a video tribute to the hoighty toighty, incestuous, holier-than-thou, debt-paying Medieval Game of Thrones gangsters from House Lannister set to the beat of “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” from Mike Judge’s Office Space.

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Who is Karl Welzein?

ByDarren O

This is one of those you can say I heard about it at Starcasm first. Karl Welzein is arguably the funniest thing going on Twitter. He’s a middle-aged Michigan man who goes by the Twitter handle @DadBoner. He’s in a mid-life crisis of sorts and is torn between his love of good bowel movements, beer and his family. Karl’s plight will grow on you until you find yourself hoping the best for a man that you’re 99% sure is the figment of a very funny person’s imagination.

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VIDEO Jon Stewart addresses Anthony Weiner and “Weinergate” on The Daily Show

ByStarcasm Staff

Jon Stewart used to visit Anthony Weiner at his house near the beach in Delaware when they were young college-aged whippersnappers, and as everyone knows Jon’s political views tend to align with the Democratic Party, so many thought he wouldn’t touch the Weiner Gate story with a (ahem!) ten foot pole. But, as Jon explains at length in this clip, a story about a picture of a man’s penis, Twitter and a dude with a name synonymous with penis HAS to be addressed! And that address is The Daily Show‘s wheelhouse!

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VIDEO Bridesmaids outtakes from Funny or Die

ByAsa Hawks

The sure-to-be blockbuster comedy of the summer just got funnier thanks to this video clip of hilarious (and a bit raunchy) outtakes! Watch as Kristen Wiig’s character Annie gets taken through the entire Jon Hamma Sutra (not as pleasant as it sounds), Wendi McLendon-Covey unleashes a barrage of horrifically foul metaphors for what her house smells like, and scene-stealer Megan (Melissa McCarthy) rambles through every ill-conceived and preposterous bachelorette party idea ever!

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Tara Reid loses tooth, glues it back and continues to party

ByDarren O

If your front tooth fell out at the club would you glue it back in and get back to groovin’? If you’re party-girl legend and resident Alcohall of Fame member Tara Reid you would apparently! Read on for a great Tara Reid being Tara Reid story and decide for yourself if you believe it’s true.

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VIDEO Millionaire blooper involving Meredith Viera and Uranus

ByDarren O

The planet of Uranus has been the glorious set-up for a million wonderful and painful puns and jokes through the years. Well here’s another as a contestant on Millionaire, a straight laced gal named Rebecca, discusses the planets with Meredith Viera. Her delivery, though unintentional, is absolutely perfect and the end result is priceless. Check it out!

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PHOTO “All The Single Ladies” of Teen Mom 2

ByAsa Hawks

With the latest news that Teen Mom 2 stars Kailyn Lowry and Jordan Wenner may be calling it quits, that would mean none of the four girls on the show currently have a steady significant other. So I was thinking the girls should get together and recreate Beyonce’s classic “Single Ladies” music video and worked up a preview in Photoshop of what that glorious event might look like! Go ladies! Go ladies!

VIDEO: Atlanta tornado forecaster Megan McGlover of “WMLM” reporting from her bathtub!

ByChris Gaines

Megan McGlover started the day with an eloquent blog post about the beauty of unpredictable weather, and ended it cowering in her bathtub reconsidering everything! See the viral video that shows how one Georgian chose to hilariously handle the tornados outside.

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Fan Crystal Thornton who died during, yet survived Lady Gaga concert

ByDarren O

Today’s Tasty Peep is 33-year-old Crystal Thornton from Lyles, Tennessee. Crystal is a devoted “little monster” that made her way to the Lady Gaga concert Tuesday night in Nashville where she proceeded to die during the opening act! Died, as in unconscious with no heartbeat dead but thankfully for her some seriously well-trained paramedics were on hand and brought her back to life. Catch up with Crystal and read her brief but amazing quote that shows some unmitigated “mother monster” devotion!