PHOTO Charlie Sheen self-portrait statue unveiled!

Charlie Sheen as Michelangelo's famous sculpture of David

Charlie Sheen told us he has magic and poetry in his fingertips (even when he naps) and now there’s proof! In addition to being an F-18, a tiger, a Vatican assassin and a drug (Methamphetasheen?) Gnarly Charlie is also a world class sculptor.

Two and a Half Vinci took time between Tweeting, working out, not sleeping and negotiating custody for his children to create the above masterpiece simply titled “Adonis.”

Michelangelo? Try MichelangeLOSER!

Bring it.