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PHOTOS BIOS Swamp People Fathers and Sons: RJ and Jay Paul Molinere

RJ and Jay Paul Molinere are the latest father and son addition to The History Channel’s immensely popular reality series Swamp People, but they are anything but new to hunting alligators. They are members of the Native American Houma nation, which used to kill their alligator prey by pushing a long sharp stick down their mouths. These days RJ and Jay Paul use a rifle . . . and an airboat.

Read bios of both men, including a video clip of Jay Paul kicking butt in an Mixed Martial Arts bout and a link to RJ giving an arm wrestling tutorial. (Did I mention these two were tough?)

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BIO Stanley Tucci cast as Hunger Games’ Caesar Flickerman

Let’s just get this out in the open right away: Ruby loves Stanley Tucci. Loves him. So . . . if you came to Starcasm today looking for a sober, objective look at the newest member of the Hunger Games cast, you might as well move along. This post will be completely nonobjective and could probably be considered nothing short of inebriated fawning. (Dare I say “Tucci feely?”)

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LISTEN Lady Gaga’s new single “The Edge Of Glory” with Clarence Clemons

The promotional blitz leading up to the release of Lady Gaga’s second studio album Born This Way continues as the pop songstress put out a new single from the album just moments ago. “The Edge Of Glory” is a driving ballad reportedly inspired by the passing of Gaga’s grandfather and is about that last moment of life before death. Oh, and did I mention Clarence Clemons from The E Street Band is on there?!?

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16 & Pregnant Jamie McKay’s baby-daddy explains arrests

Our boy Ryan McElrath, Jamie Mckay’s baby-daddy from the most recent episode of 16 & Pregnant, did not come out looking too sweet after the show or after all the recent publicly broadcasted accounts of his arrest history. Read on to get R-Mac’s defense of his rap sheet and see if all this explaining passes our stern “the father of a teen daughter” test.

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PHOTOS Brad Womack and Emily Maynard hold hands in Austin, reportedly back together

The Bachelor Brad Womack and ex-fiance Emily Maynard are on and off again more than a hotel vacancy sign! Just ten days after Emily reportedly ended things with a phone call to Brad from her home in Charlotte, North Carolina the two lovebirds were photographed in Austin having lunch and holding hands. Keep reading to see the pictures, including one that reveals Emily is still wearing a ring!

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The 80’s called and wants fashion back from X Factor judges

The 1980’s were the days man, big hair, shiny purple ruffled ensembles on those senior girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day. The smell of Aqua Net virtually emanating from their yearbook photos. Big earrings and over-sized trinket jewelry. Open shoulder tops with high waist big belt sexiness… WAIT!?! I think The X Factor judges have a hot tub time machine and stole the 80’s fashion!

Bonus: Simon Cowell in a Members Only jacket – top that!

Kelly Brook suffers miscarriage, loses baby five months into her pregnancy

31-year-old model Kelly Brook is reportedly devastated after suffering a miscarriage late last week and losing the five-month-old baby girl she was expecting with boyfriend Thom York.

As you may know, Kelly is a favorite of starcasm’s and we report on her often – including a post on her joyful announcement via Twitter on March 16. Our thoughts are with Kelly and Thom as they suffer through this terrible tragedy.

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VIDEO Ramona Singer says Bethenny Frankel’s Skinny Girl didn’t sell for $120 million, more like $30 million

On tonight’s episode of Bethenny Ever After the reality star turned business mogul Bethenny Frankel sells her Skinny Girl cocktail line to the spirits company who owns Jim Beam, a sale that was rumored to have a price tag in the neighborhood of $120 million dollars. But wait! Another Real Housewives of New York City alcohol entrepreneur has weighed in and said that number is greatly exaggerated! Watch the video clip of the Queen of Pinot Grigio, Ramona Singer, offering up what she thinks the actual price tag may have been. Oh, and of course Bethenny fires back!

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PHOTO Christina Aguilera out without lipstick

Octave buster Christina Aguilera stepped out with her boyfriend Matt Rutler in New York City over the weekend but forgot her lipstick. Check out a fresh faced X-Tina in a photo that will make you realize just how used to seeing her in fiery red lipstick we all were. In addition check out a side-by-side that really accentuates how unique her look was!

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Paris Hilton apologizes for making fun of Lindsay Lohan’s necklace theft case – Watch clip

Paris Hilton, former BF of Lindsay Lohan took a joking jab about the necklace caper on her new reality show, but soon apologized after Lindsay complained about the meanness of the joke. See the clip here, was it really that bad?

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Tara Reid loses tooth, glues it back and continues to party

If your front tooth fell out at the club would you glue it back in and get back to groovin’? If you’re party-girl legend and resident Alcohall of Fame member Tara Reid you would apparently! Read on for a great Tara Reid being Tara Reid story and decide for yourself if you believe it’s true.

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Teen Mom’s Leah Messer opened up about feelings with ex Corey Simms: lies, and cheating, in online journal

It’s been a tough road for Teen Mom 2’s Leah Messer this past year as she’s had to deal with a breakup with the father of her twin girls and husband of six months Corey Simms while MTV cameras were rolling, and a media firestorm heated up. She’s even appeared on Dr. Oz since the…

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Happy Mother’s Day to the young ladies of Teen Mom 2 too!

I just wrapped up the starcasm.net Teen Mom “Happy Mother’s Day” card with well wishes for the original MTV mommies and now I’d like to offer up some similar love and genuine admiration to “All the Single Ladies” of Teen Mom 2: Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry, Leah Messer and Jenelle Evans. (Yes, even Jenelle!)

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Swamp People Fathers and Sons: Meet Troy and Jacob Landry

If someone told me that I was going out into the bayou tomorrow to hunt alligators with one of the guys from Swamp People and I had 30 seconds to choose which one, I’d have 29.5 seconds left over. I’d choose Troy Landry as fast as my mouth could form the his name. No doubt.

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Happy Mother’s Day to the young ladies of Teen Mom!

I wanted to take a moment on this Mother’s Day to recognize the four young ladies of MTV’s Teen Mom. We started this site a little over three years ago and have been covering the 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom shows from their inception. Since that time we have built up quite a large following of fans of the show, and also since that time we ourselves have become big fans! So, I thought I might take a break from arrests, rumored break-ups, spring break partying, Facebook feuds and shark fishing to spread a little love and a lot of admiration for Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood.

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16 & Pregnant’s Jamie McKay mug shot: arrested for punching a girl twice

16 & Pregnant‘s latest episode featured Jamie KcKay, whose baby daddy Ryan McElrah was a stand-out d-bag of the series (and that’s hard to do.) Jamie is seeking sole custody of their daughter Miah because Ryan McElrath is a hard parties on cocaine and booze, and has multiples arrest under his belt. Unfortunately, Jamie has…

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PHOTOS Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz at Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides Premiere

It just doesn’t get any handsomer or prettier than the pirate/wench duo of Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz! The two stars of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides were on hand for the world premiere of the sure-to-be-blockbuster sequel held at Disneyland in Anaheim, California and they were arrrrrrrrrguably the best looking man and woman to ever walk the plank black carpet!

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PHOTOS Chris Brown celebrates 22nd birthday with Lil Wayne, hip hop birthday cake

Ever since the infamous Rihanna attack photo surfaced I’ve given ol Chris Brown a pretty hard time here on the virtual pages of starcasm.net. It’s been over two years since that fateful night and I was thinking perhaps it was time to… keep pouring it on! Check out Chris Brown’s ridiculous birthday cake from his 22nd birthday bash at Club Play in Miami Friday night! (Oh, and Lil Wayne was there looking more like Liller Wayne.)

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PHOTOS Kate Gosselin at Kentucky Derby in a vulture feather lampshade hat

Kate Gosselin looked more like Kate Gothelin in her Addams Family inspired black feather hat at the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby earlier today. See pictures of the 36-year-old mother of eight as I try to make a case (in spite of the vulturous lampshade headgear) that Kate is looking pretty good these days!

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Jesse James continues to overshare and compare Sandra Bullock and Kat von D

Jesse James, who last year was hiding under a rock when his tattooed mistress Bombshell McGee (who may, or may not have been a white supremist) outed their relationship immediately after Jesse’s then-wife Sandra Bullock won an Oscar for The Blind Side and they adopted a black baby together (who is The Cutest! BTW). Sometimes…

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VIDEO RHOC’s Peggy Tanous fights foreclosure, may lose home

It didn’t take long for The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Peggy Tanous (aka Peggy Tyler, aka Peggy Farney, aka Margaret Farney) to join current and former OC cast mates in the not-so-glamorous home foreclosure club! According to reports, Peggy and husband Micah Tanous are already having real estate issues before their inaugural season on the show has even completed its run. Keep reading for the details on the Tanous’ $1.3 million $875k home and take a video tour of the property hosted by Peggy herself!

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Jillian Michaels to join Dr. Phil and co-host “The Doctors”

It seems all those rumblings about The Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels building a daytime talk show empire were true! In an official press release issued yesterday it was announced J-Prah will be joining the Dr. Phil spin off The Doctors! In addition to that gig she will also be making regular guest appearances on Dr. Phil. Keep reading for all the deets and a look back at some other spin off spin offs from television history.

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Pregnant in Heels’ Rosie Pope got pregnant naturally with son Wellington after devastating fertility issues

Former Baroness Rosie Pope details her life as a maternity concierge to rich Manhattan women on Bravo’s Pregnant in Heels, but while filming the show, she suffered from devastating feritility issues while trying to conceive her second child with husband Darron Pope.

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VIDEOS Chris Brown’s mom discusses Rihanna, GMA, leaked naked photos and more

I think, check that I KNOW, Chris Brown should hire his momma as his publicist. In a short period of time he’d have a good woman, a renewed rep and the freedom to get back to laying down great records. Read and watch two videos of Joyce Hawkins’ refreshing comments in regards to her son’s past including the Rihanna assault, the leaked naked photos, and the GMA blow up.

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Eddie Cibrian to ex Brandi Glanville: Don’t parade kids on RHBH

As I reported yesterday it’s a near certainty that Brandi Glanville will become the newest Housewife of Beverly Hills. Her ex Eddie Cibrian is reacting strongly about the news taking a hard line in regards to the two sons they share appearing in any form on the show. Read reports of his and Brandi’s reactions and let us know if you think he’s being a hypocrite or not.

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PHOTO American Pickers’ Danielle Colby gets scooteriffic sexy!

YES! This is a Starcasm internal Friday victory crush-theft joyous moment for yours truly. Until this post fellow blogger Asa H. has cornered the market on having to “work” on all the sexy burlesquein’ Farmageddon supportin’ Dannie Dieslin’ action that is American Pickers sweetheart Danielle Colby. Asa took a little holiday today and to show my support I’m stealing Danielle right out from under him! See Danielle vamp it up scooter style and find out where you can see more great pics of Miss Colby.

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Amber Portwood headed to trial for Gary Shirley beating

Amber Portwood is not a happy Belden Lineman Camper following yesterday’s court appearance stemming from her televised beat down of baby-daddy Gary Shirley. Catch up on the details, find out how Amber reacted and read the multiple charges she will now have to defend against in a full on trial.

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The Bachelorette’s Ben Castoriano photos and brief bio

Meet Ben Castoriano, a 28-year-old lawyer from New Orleans who hopes to defend himself in the court of love on Season 7 of The Bachelorette with Ashley Hebert. Working for Ben? He’s French. Working against Ben? He has a pretty old Facebook group dedicated to him that is a little less than flattering!

Watch the full Lady Gaga “Judas” video, which leaked early of course

First we had Nene Leakes, then we had Wiki-Leaks and now we have Lady Gaga leaks! Pretty much every major event surrounding her new album release Born This Way has been spoiled by leaks on the internet and her new music video for the single “Judas” is no exception. Scheduled to premiere on an episode of American Idol this week, the biker-themed video starring Lady Gaga as Mary Magdalene and actor Norman Reedus as the literal Hell’s Angel and title character made it’s way onto the web earlier today.

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PHOTOS: Big Love’s Daveigh Chase proves scooters, short skirts do mix

My heart about dropped on the floor along with all the Dorito and Krispy Kreme crumbs when I came across these photos of Big Love’s Daveigh Chase leaving a party on a scooter. I loved me some Big Love and I have thought the world of Daveigh ever since I first saw her on screen as Roman Grant’s 16-year-old bride to be Rhonda Volmer. Check these awesome pics out and as a bonus catch the unforgettable performance she made on Big Love as she sang “The Happiest Girl in the Whole U.S.A.”

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VIDEO Millionaire blooper involving Meredith Viera and Uranus

The planet of Uranus has been the glorious set-up for a million wonderful and painful puns and jokes through the years. Well here’s another as a contestant on Millionaire, a straight laced gal named Rebecca, discusses the planets with Meredith Viera. Her delivery, though unintentional, is absolutely perfect and the end result is priceless. Check it out!

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MTV confirms 3rd and 4th seasons of Teen Mom, roll out teen pregnancy PSAs

Love ’em or hate ’em or love to hate ’em the original party of four from Teen Mom have been confirmed for a 3rd AND 4th season of the hit show. Read on for the details and see a recent “wish we would have just cuddled” teen pregnancy prevention PSA filmed by Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci!

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Camille Grammer confirms RHBH season 2, will Brandi Glanville be added?

Get ready to rock out your Vanderpumps and straighten out your Grammer because The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will be returning to a TV screen near you! Actually Bravo hasn’t confirmed this but none other than Hurricane Camille Grammer confirmed that the real deal BH wives are set for a second season today! In addition it’s looking probable that Eddie Cibrian’s ex Brandi Glanville will be added to the cast.

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Phaedra Parks’ funeral home details: bejeweled programs, scouting out places “where people are dying,”

Say what you will about Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Pheadra Parks, but she is a godsend to the show. I honestly believe that she’s probably really fun and down-to-earth to talk to (as everyone who knows her in real life reports,) but let’s just say she gives good television (or good interviews, in this case.)…

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16 and Pregnant’s Ashley Salazar releasing book “Bittersweet Blessing” this fall

We took a shining to 16 and Pregnant‘s Ashley Salazar months before her episode closed out season 2 of the popular MTV reality series because of her very well written (and gut-wrenchingly honest) blog detailing the emotional trauma of giving her daughter Callie up for adoption. Well it seems Ashley has continued writing and has just announced that she will be releasing a book this fall titled Bittersweet Blessing! Keep reading forAshley’s actual announcement and find out what else Ashley has been up to over the last few months. (Oh, and of course there’s a recent photo of her daughter Callie!)

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Peggy Tanous high school yearbook photos as Peggy Farney

Check out The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Peggy Tanous back when she was Peggy Farney at Foothill High School in Santa Ana, California from 1985-1987! Includes photos of Peggy as a sophomore, junior, and senior as well as revealing what Peggy Tanous Tyler Farney’s real name actually is! (HINT: It’s not Peggy.)

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16 & Pregnant Jamie McKay seeking sole custody, cites baby-daddy ‘history of cocaine abuse’

We are in desperate need of another happy ending like epsiode 1’s Jordan Ward in the 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom franchises. Once again we have a bad boy baby-daddy who seems hell bent on doing wrong and a young mother headed to court seeking sole custody. Read Jamie McKay’s official claims against baby-daddy Ryan McElrath that follows up on her allegations of alcohol and cocaine abuse.

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Renee Graziano’s dad Anthony not speaking to her and sister producer Jenn Graziano over Mob Wives

VH1’s Mob Wives is shaping up to be pretty interesting. This Sunday in particular we watched Renee Graziano fall into histrionic pieces when she found out her ex-husband and the father of her son A.J. Junior (Hector Pagan Jr.) get rounded up in a huge FBI bust last year. (More on that in a future…

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Biggest Loser Recap Season 11, Week 18: Makeovers with Fairy Godfather Tim Gunn

This year, the producers of the Biggest Loser know we know they know that it is makeover week, so there’s no need to be coy. Rather than linger on “before” pics and walk us step by step through the makeover process, they get right to it.   The episode opens with Tim Gunn approaching the…

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Jamie McKay 16 and Pregnant After Show video interview with Facebook updates

Find out if 16 and Pregnant‘s Jamie McKay is still with her bad news baby daddy Ryan in an After Show interview with MTV’s Alaina Huffman. Plus, find out what had her perturbed after she finally had a chance to see the episode according to posts on her Facebook page!

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The Voice week 2 recap with performer photos

Check out our after-show week 2 recap of The Voice. Our readers had Adam Levine’s group in the lead after week one but will the new additions that fully complete the teams from tonight change all that? See photos of the performers chosen, which coach will be leading their way and a list of songs performed.

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VIDEO Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 6 promo commercial

This season, family rules.

Or at least that’s what the brand spankin’ new commercial for Keeping Up With The Kardashians says about Season 6 of the flagship program of America’s first family of reality television. Keep reading to watch the brand new trailer – you know you can’t resist!

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VIDEOS Dr. Oz behind the scenes with Teen Moms Leah, Kailyn and Maci

Teen moms Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Maci Bookout appear on an episode of The Dr. Oz Show this week to talk about teen pregnancy in honor of National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy tomorrow. In addition to what they talked about on the show the girls also took the time to film some behind-the-scenes videos in which they discuss the hardest parts about being a teenage mother what they want viewers to take away from watching Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2.

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney in hot, hot, HOT pink at Teri Hatcher charity yard sale

The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney has made a complete turnaround this season, going from a distraught housewife trapped in a toxic relationship to vivacious lady-kissing poster child for self-confidence and fun! See pictures of Glamra and her sexy new man Eddie Judge bringin’ the sexy to Teri Hatcher’s Red Carpet Yard Sale charity event this weekend!

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VIDEOS 5 unfortunate covers of Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’

On the heels of Casey Abrams American Idol abomination that was “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Miley Cyrus has rocked out her own version of the mammoth Nirvana classic. Assembled here for your viewing displeasure are five rather unfortunate covers of a song that would have to be on the list of the 20 most important in rock-n-roll history. Some things are best when left to stand on their own.

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PHOTOS Meet the players in the Amber Portwood vandalism scandal

Oh what a tangled web Amber Portwood weaves in the small town of Anderson, Indiana. The latest coming from the headline making Teen Mom involves vandalism, an angry neighbor who claims that Amber has stolen her baby-daddy and some serious jack talk via Facebook. See photos of her neighbors Midas Fields and Jamie Monroe then prepare yourself for some serious Portwood bashing courtesy of Monroe’s Facebook page! Terms used during said bashing include devil, wh*re, c*nt, looooooser and b*tch!

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Kamakanaalohamaikalani!?!

Mr. Antonio Sabato Jr. of General Hospital and general hotness fame has welcomed his third child into the world with current girlfriend Cheryl Moana Marie. A while back they announced that they would be having a son and his name was to be Antonio Harvey Sabato III. Well they left off one important and lengthy bit of info, the baby boy’s middle name, Kamakanaalohamaikalani!

Find out what the name means in Hawaiian and how this will be both a blessing and a curse as he grows older.

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Rick Springfield mug shot photo after DUI arrest May 1, 2011

Singer Rick Springfield was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving last night after police noticed him speeding down a Malibu street in his 1960s Corvette just after 8pm. See his sadder-than-Keanu teary-eyed mug shot photo and of course relive the glory by watching the music video for his career-making 1981 song “Jessie’s Girl!”

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PHOTO “All The Single Ladies” of Teen Mom 2

With the latest news that Teen Mom 2 stars Kailyn Lowry and Jordan Wenner may be calling it quits, that would mean none of the four girls on the show currently have a steady significant other. So I was thinking the girls should get together and recreate Beyonce’s classic “Single Ladies” music video and worked up a preview in Photoshop of what that glorious event might look like! Go ladies! Go ladies!

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Did Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry and Jordan Wenner break up?

It seems like only yesterday we were obsessed with whether or not Leah Messer and Corey Simms were splitting up and while our tissues are still soaked with tears over that one we’re getting rumblings of yet another Teen Mom 2 feel-good romance gone bad! This time it’s Kailyn Lowry and Jordan Wenner who are apparently having some serious difficulties.

Noooooooooooo!!!

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Jordin Sparks tweets new ‘Fruity Pebbles’ bikini bod

Since winning season 6 of American Idol Jordin Sparks has went on to prove the judges right. She has the highest selling single, “No Air” of any AI contestant and she’s also made a well received debut on Broadway with In The Heights. With all of this success I guess there wasn’t much else for our girl to do but slim down and blast Twitter-space with a “fruity pebbles” themed bikini bod pic. Check out a slimmed down Jordin as she gives us all a little peak at some tasty lookin’ breakfast. Yabba Dabba Do!