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Teen Mom fight! Amber Portwood vs. Jenelle Evans round 2

Amber Portwood broke the first rule of Teen Mom fight club:

“You don’t freakin’ talk jack about other Teen Moms.”

Alas, Amber created a riff in the TM universe by blasting Jenelle Evans. Well we all knew Jenelle would have something to say (or Tweet) about this mess. Read on for round 2. MEOW!

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Jenelle Evans rekindles Teen Mom war with Kim Kardashian

A while back Kim Kardashian released the Preggersburg Address, a blog post about the issue of teen pregnancy and singled out the show Teen Mom in the process blaming it for glamorizing pregnancy for young women. Teen Mom Amber Portwood replied with a thoughtful smack down that mentioned Kim’s sex tape fame while questioning her expertise on the subject.

Things had been quiet lately in my favorite accidental pop culture celebrity war of words, that was until the always candid Jenelle Evans tweeted a brief review of Kim K’s new song. Oh yeah, you gotta read this!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s movie date night

Teen Mom Amber Portwood and baby daddy Gary Shirley’s on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again…. relationship is back ON – and it appears to be rather serious. (If being together for more than two days consecutively without any know feloniously violent outbursts counts as “serious,” which in Amber and Gary’s case it does.) Keep reading for photos of the couple’s date night to a local movie theater and find out which surprising flick they wound up seeing!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood shopping for promise rings

In Chapter 337 of “Who Is Amber Dating Now?” the Teen Mom star and her former fiance Gary Shirley were photographed at Kay Jewelers in Indianapolis shopping for a promise rings! And right after that they headed off to Burlington Coat Factory to buy outfits for an Oscars party. (Yeah, there’s a photo of that too!)

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PHOTOS of Amber Portwood and new boyfriend Adam Dockery together

In an earlier post I mentioned that Amber Portwood is reportedly dating Adam Dockery, an aspiring tattoo artist that works at the Studio X tattoo parlor where Amber Portwood got her infamous Leah tattoo. Now we have the first photographs of the couple together! Keep reading to see the first known pictures of Adamber!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood devastated over leaked nude photos

Yes those naked photos were of Amber Portwood! So were they:

A) Leaked by Gary Shirley so he could show how good he’s got it?
B) Taken during a party with Charlie Sheen?
C) Supposedly stolen from Amber’s cell breaking celebrity rule #2?

Find out the answer, Amber’s comments about the pics and what celebrity rule #1 is right here!

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VIDEO Amber Portwood groped by Gary Shirley as they sing along to ’80s songs

I literally have no idea what to make of this one folks. This video was posted on a relatively new Facebook account claiming to be Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley and it features Gary along with his former fiancee Amber Portwood singing along to Youtube videos for the ’80s songs “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper and “Love Is A Battlefield” by Pat Benatar! In the video Amber appears to be drunk or high and Gary is grotesquely over-affectionate. Not good. Not good at all. You gotta see it!

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Monthly “Teen Mom Amber Portwood Pregnant Again!” post

In case you’re wondering what Teen Mom star Amber Portwood spends her reported $280,000-a-year on, apparently most of it goes toward pregnancy tests. That is if you believe the numerous “insiders” and “sources close to Amber” who seem to surface weekly claiming the troubled single mom is knocked up again by some new man. The source this time is none other than Amber’s reported new beau, Adam Dockery! Keep reading to find out just how many pregnancy tests came back positive this time!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s no-contact order lifted

There ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough… to keep Teen Mom Amber Portwood and her baby daddy/punching bag Gary Shirley apart!

After felony charges were filed against Amber for her on and off-screen attacks on Gary Bear a judge placed a no-contact order disallowing the two from being in contact with each other outside of that which was necessitated by their shared custody of daughter Leah. That order was lifted today by an Indiana court and the two were photographed leaving the courthouse holding hands! And they lived happily ever after…

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Gary Shirley’s new girlfriend Autumn Jones is a mother stand-in for baby Leah

Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley is reportedly moving on from his explosive relationship with baby mama Amber Portwood. Radar Online says he’s dating another young mom named Autumn Jones, and Gary and Amber’s daughter Leah is reportedly calling Autumn “Mommy!” Radar’s anonymous source explains: “Amber’s never around and doesn’t spend quality time with Leah, so she’s…

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Kim Kardashian vs. Teen Moms!

Here at Starcasm we are all about keeping up with Kim Kardashian and all our favorite Teen Moms but not in a million years did I see the two forces coming together in a virtual war of words! Somehow, someway the two unstoppable pop phenomenons have found themselves at the doorsteps of a battle over the issue of teen pregnancy and it ain’t pretty folks.

Read what Kim K blogged and then batten down your hatches for Amber Portwood’s and Jenelle Evans’ heated returns of fire. Pop culture cat fight!

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Is ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood dating someone new?

Just when you think you have Teen Mom Amber Portwood figured out she goes behind all our backs and dates a new man! That’s right, according to sources with Radar Amber has moved on from cage fightin’ Clinton Yunker to a new man AND managed to keep it a secret. Find out the deets about the new man in Amber’s life and the glitzy date they reportedly went on with Amber’s old cellmate Carol Thomas!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood reportedly offered $500,000 to star in adult film

I guess starring in a porn would be one way for Teen Mom Amber Portwood to help pay for legal fees stemming from her current troubles with the State of Indiana. Find out the deets in regards to the offer and the surprising person who is reportedly bragging about the mega-dollar deal!

Teen Mom's Gary Shirley
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AUDIO Gary Shirley tries to cover up another Amber attack in phone call with girlfriend Ashley

In yet another reminder that Hollywood’s best screenwriters can’t possibly compete with the entertaining twists and turns of “unscripted” reality television, an audio recording has surfaced of a phone conversation between Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley and his new girlfriend Ashley in which he tries to talk her into covering up an incident that occurred between him and baby mama Amber Portwood the day before. Keep reading to listen to the phone call and read a transcript of the conversation!

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State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood update: Leah returned to ‘Teen Mom’

Following her release from jail Teen Mom Amber Portwood will be reunited with daughter Leah under the close supervision of Indiana Child Protective Services. Find out the latest deets in regards to the altering of the “No-Contact Order” and whom Amber is now prevented from having any contact with.

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State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood update: No-Contact order issued

Find out the latest legal deets for Amber Portwood including a “no-contact” order that prohibits the Teen Mom star from having any form of contact with her daughter Leah. Also find out who will be responsible for Leah’s well being while this order remains in effect.

Bonus: See a street view image of the foreboding Madison County Jail where Amber is currently being held!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood mug shot photos

Teen Mom Amber Portwood turned herself in to Anderson, Indiana authorities earlier today and knowing that her mug shots would be plastered all over the internet she obviously took some time to get herself made up for her moment in front of the police camera! See full screen images of both of Amber’s soon-to-be infamous booking photos!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood is in prison: State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood!

Prosecutors in Madison County, Indiana have moved ahead with a legal case and have decided to charge Teen Mom Amber Portwood with three felony counts and one misdemeanor charge stemming from episodes of violence that took place in front of her baby daughter Leah! During an airing of the hit MTV show Amber was shown slapping baby-daddy Gary Shirley while her daughter was in the room. The case was opened December 27th and is officially titled State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood.

Please read on for further details.

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Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley dropping serious cash but not on daughter Leah

If you’re dropping $6,000 on a boys weekend in Miami while pinching pennies when it comes to your baby daughter you’re working on an exclusive membership to the bad-dad club. We’re talking to you Mr. Gary Shirley!

Read on for a detailed bachelorfied list of things Gary has bought while not showing little Leah any of that monetary affection.

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Clinton Yunker’s mug shots and baby mama Tara

Amber Portwood has moved on from baby daddy and ex-fiance Gary Shirley and is now seriously involved with Clinton Yunker, who she has been photographed with often all over their hometown of Anderson, Indiana. With Clinton Amber is once again demonstrating her affinity for danger because he, just like Amber’s date Chris from Season 2, has a history of run-ins with the law that include arrests in 2007 and 2010.

Keep reading to find out about Clinton’s legal difficulties as well as his 19-year-old baby mama and on-again, off-again girlfriend Tara who played an important part in one of the arrests!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, Leah and Clinton Yunker decorate for Christmas

Teen Mom Amber Portwood, daughter Leah and her new boyfriend Clinton Yunker got into the holiday spirit by putting up Christmas decorations in the snow at Amber’s new apartment near Anderson, Indiana earlier today. Keep reading for all the holiday fun including some absolutely adorable shots of little Leah!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood struts, new boyfriend Clinton Yunker works

The Teen Momerazzi were out in full force yesterday as Amber Portwood and her new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker, went to lunch at what appears to be a Mexican barbeque place before spending some quality time at Anderson’s favorite hot spot, Wal-Mart.

After Wally World the couple went their separate ways. Clinton proved that he has at least one thing better than Amber’s baby daddy and former fiance, Gary Shirley – a job! See pictures of Clinton bringing home the bacon and Amber turning heads while strutting the streets of Anderson!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood gets a tattoo of Leah

A little over a week ago Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s daughter Leah became a ward of the State of Indiana, who placed the two-year-old with her father Gary Shirley. But in a way it’s as though mother and daughter were never apart thanks to Amber getting a very large and colorful tattoo of Leah on her left side! Keep reading to see Amber’s skin art tribute to her daughter as well as photos of Amber leaving the tattoo parlor!

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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood regains custody of daughter Leah

The day before Thanksgiving the mercurial Amber Portwood lost custody of her daughter Leah to the state of Indiana (who placed Leah with her dad Gary Shirley), but now US Weekly reports that mother and daughter have been reunited! An anonymous source from Anderson tells US: “Leah is moving into Amber’s new home, where Amber…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood visits Pyschiatric clinic in Anderson

Amber Portwood has mentioned on several occasions that she is receiving therapy for the anger issues responsible for her multiple violent attacks against her former fiance Gary Shirley, attacks that have since led to multiple charges of felonious battery and the couple’s daughter Leah becoming a ward of the state of Indiana. The Teen Momerazzi were in tow as Amber attended one of her therapy sessions at the Anderson Psychiatric Clinic in her hometown on November 4th, 2010.

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Teen Mom’s Amber loses baby Leah to the state

After several domestic violence episodes caught by MTV cameras and reported to the police (not to mention other incidents that happened privately) Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood has officially lost custody of her baby Leah. Amber was recently charged with one misdemeanor and two felony domestic violence counts based on the violence recorded by MTV as…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood moves out of her apartment, MTV films away

It seems Teen Mom Amber Portwood is starting over from scratch! In addition to getting a new boyfriend (CLICK HERE to see photos of Amber and her new beau, mixed martial arts cage fighter Clinton Yunker!) and a new tattoo, Amber has gotten new digs! That’s right, Amber’s infamous second-floor Anderson, Indiana apartment is a…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s new boyfriend Clinton Yunker

It seems Teen Mom Amber Portwood has finally moved on from her volatile relationship with baby daddy Gary Shirley! Amber, who was just charged with two felony count and one misdemeanor count of battery for assaulting Gary, was photographed all over her hometown of Anderson, Indiana with her new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker!

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Cousin Krystal claims Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley physically abused Amber Portwood

Yesterday Amber Portwood was charged with two counts of felony domestic violence against her baby’s father Gary, but her cousin Krystal claims that the domestic violence was not one sided. Krystal, who has been featured on the show, tells Radaronline that Gary has “laid his hands” on Amber many times, and even shoved her against…

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood charged with two felonies, faces up to three years in prison

Teen Mom Amber Portwood has been charged with two felony counts of domestic violence and battery and one misdemeanor count of the same for her assaults on former fiance Gary Shirley. Two of the charges stem from what was aired on MTV, but one of the felony counts is from an unaired incident that sounds terribly brutal! Keep reading for a description of that unaired episode and read the full affidavit detailing all three counts against Amber.

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TEEN MOM Tabloid cover stories for November 22, 2010

None of the Teen Moms were the lead story on any of the major tabloids this week so I had to create my own magazine! So be sure to check out the premiere “Teen Mom” issue of Life & OKUStar!

Though not the lead story, the Teen Mom girls did still make it on the covers this week, so keep reading to get all caught up on Amber’s three new boy toys, the latest on Amber’s issues with Derrick’s mother Stormie Clark and much more!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Amber Portwood, Gary Shirley and Leah celebrate Amber’s birthday

Anderson, Indiana resident and Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was out on the town earlier today along with ex-fiance Gary Shirley and their daughter Leah and the small town’s first paparazzo was there to capture it all on film memory card! Keep reading to see the photos that include Leah toting a “Happy Birthday Mom” balloon suggesting the trio was out celebrating Amber’s birthday!

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TEEN MOM Tabloid Wednesday! Amber’s troubled past, Bentley’s 2nd birthday and Farrah’s angry baby grandma

It’s been a few weeks now since the season finale of Teen Mom and a number of the tabloids are abandoning the queens of teen momma drama. But, there are still a few faithful folios around and among their stories this week are Amber’s troubled past, her recent reclaiming of Leah and move from Anderson, Bentley’s 2nd birthday party and Farrah’s custody battle with Stormie Clark! Keep reading for the deets!

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Teen Mom salaries revealed!

There is little about the lives of MTV’s Teen Moms that we don’t know by now as Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell have taken over the reality tabloid reigns from Jon and Kate Gosselin. But, there was still the closely guarded secret of how much they were getting paid that everyone was keeping 100% hush-hush about… Until now!

Keep reading to find out what an insider revealed to Life & Style about how much each of the girls make per season!

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TEEN MOM tabloid cover stories for Nov. 8, 2010

The second season of Teen Mom is over but these memorable mommies still have media momentum as their personal lives continue to gobble up valuable real estate on the covers of the weekly tabloids! Keep reading to find out all sorts of dark secrets about Amber including losing Leah, her pending arrest, her abuse of prescription drugs, suicide threats and rumors of cutting! Also, is Maci taking Bentley away to Los Angeles to star in her own TV show?!?

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Cops called after another physical fight for Teen Mom’s Amber and Gary

Amber and Gary, the troubled couple from Teen Mom who are already involved in a domestic violence investigation in Anderson, Indiana, got into another physical altercation early Wednesday morning that resulted in police coming to their Gary’s house and escorting Amber back home. According to reports, Gary was texting a male friend who Amber suspected…

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Latest ‘Teen Mom’ tabloid covers: Is Amber pregnant? Ryan’s new girlfriend! And plastic surgery for Farrah and Maci?

The four young ladies of Teen Mom are a tabloid sensation! Every week someone is pregnant again, someone had a boob job, someone breaks up, someone gets back together and someone has a deep dark secret revealed by a distant relative or neighbor with a propensity for telling tall tales and the desire to make a quick buck.

Anyway, here’s the rundown of this week’s Teen Mom tabloid cover stories!

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Watch Online Teen Mom Season 2 finale “See You Later”

It was a sad night last night as we had to say good-bye to our favorite reality show on television. Or perhaps we should all take a cue from Tyler and Catelynn and just say “See you later” to the young women and men of Teen Mom.

Thankfully MTV knows how to handle “see you laters” and they gave us an hour and a half worth of mama drama for the season finale. Keep reading to watch the full final episode followed by a bulleted recap of what happened with each of the moms!

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VIDEO Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley applied to be on Biggest Loser in 2009

After filming was complete for Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s episode of 16 and Pregnant and before production began on the first season of Teen Mom, the hefty baby daddy created a video application to be a contestant on Biggest Loser! Keep reading to watch the video and hear why Gary thinks he could have been the next Biggest Loser! (With guest snarking and poo-pooing by Amber!)

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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley still together!

Photos have surfaced of Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley having fun at a water park together on the same day that their controversially violent episode aired on MTV! The pictures were taken at The Wilderness At The Smokies water park in Sevierville, Tennessee, on Tuesday and feature the couple with daughter Leah looking as though they were all one big happy family.

Teen Mom's Gary Shirley in the movie Precious
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TEEN MOM Gary and Amber’s domestic violence scene was like watching Precious

Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood and ex current ex-fiance Gary Shirley are infamous for their volatile relationship, but they still managed to shock viewers this week when Amber violently lashed out at Gary after kicking him out of their apartment yet again. Could this latest outburst of domestic violence inspire a remake of an Academy Award-nominated movie? Could it at least inspire a fake movie poster about a remake of an Academy Award-nominated movie? I think so!

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Anderson, Indiana police are investigating Teen Mom domestic violence incident

MTV has shown us violence against Gary Shirley by the mother of his child, Amber Portwood, before, but Tuesday’s episode indicates that it has escalated. In Season One of Teen Mom Amber is seen choking and slapping Gary after he disrespects her father. Now we see that MTV’s cameras caught Amber punching and hitting Gary…

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Is Teen Mom’s Amber still with Gary?

Amber Portwood and her baby Leah’s father Gary Shirley have undergone more than their share of drama. Ever since Amber got pregnant and invited MTV’s cameras into their lives, it’s been nothing but explosive fighting (sometimes violent) interrupted by rare peaceful interludes. They’ve been engaged at least twice on camera, and broken up a million…

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VIDEO ‘Teen Mom’ Season 2, Episode 4 ‘Spring Break’

Is there any doubt in anyone‘s mind who will take home this year’s Emmy Award for worst proposal? Watch as Amber and Gary demonstrate how even a marriage proposal can be a huge argument! Meanwhile, Farrah talks to her mother before heading out for a night on the town, Maci meets Ryan’s girlfriend (sort of) and Tyler and Catelynn continue their seemingly manufactured drama with counseling.

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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood is down to 120lb!

Amber Portwood was once the most zaftig girl on MTV’s Teen Mom (Second Season premiering tonight at 10 pm. EST), but from the looks of this picture of her posted this May she’s now almost stick-thin! Amber was already looking more fit during the reunion special for the first season of Teen Mom this February,…

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VIDEO – Teen Mom Season 2 trailer: A quadruple dose of drama

We fell in love with Maci, Amber, Farrah, and Catelynn when they first appeared on the first season of 16 & Pregnant. They returned to the small screen to share more of their experience of raising children at such a young age for the first season of Teen Mom, and now they’re back again with…

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VIDEO Is Amber Portwood from Teen Mom pregnant again?

UPDATE June 23, 2010: The Season Two trailer for Teen Mom reveals that Gary may be cheating on Amber, and that she may, in fact, be expecting again! On “Teen Mom Finale Special: Checkup with Dr. Drew” Amber Portwood tells her now on-again boyfriend, Dr. Drew, and the rest of the world that she may…

VIDEO Teen Mom’s Amber chokes and slaps fiance Gary
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VIDEO Teen Mom’s Amber chokes and slaps fiance Gary

MTV appears to have a male/female graphic violence double standard, censoring the now-infamous “Snooki Punch” from the airing of the episode of Jersey Shore, yet they had no problem with Amber violently pushing her fiance Gary into a corner by his throat and then slapping him while screaming the entire time. Could you imagine the outrage if the roles had been reversed – if Gary had choked Amber and violently pushed her into the corner and hit her?!? (We almost get the same effect when Amber grabs him by his D-cup man boobs.)

Watch the clip!