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VIDEO Miley Cyrus accepts Global Action Youth Leadership Award

ByAsa Hawks

It appears all of daddy Billy Ray Cyrus’ concerns about his daughter heading for disaster and being under attack from Satan were ill-founded after all!

Miley Cyrus was in Beverly Hills last night to accept the Global Action Youth Leadership Award from Hilary Duff at the 1st Annual Global Action Awards Gala, and you don’t receive the Global Action Youth Leadership Award unless you’re doing something right! Right? Keep reading to watch the video of Miley accepting her award and explaining to all of us how seeing her and meeting her makes kids “wanna do good and wanna get involved and make a difference.”

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What kind of job is Jon Gosselin working now?

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s hard to remember, but about a year and a half ago the tabloid fame now enjoyed by Teen Moms was bestowed upon The Gosselins, the reality family gone haywire. Jon Gosselin responded particularly poorly (or well, depending how you look at it) to this situation, and went through hoards of young girlfriends, paparazzi product…

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PHOTO Marysol Patton mug shot Real Housewives of Miami

ByAsa Hawks

Things don’t officially get rolling on the latest installment of Bravo’s Housewives franchise until Monday night when The Real Housewives of Miami kicks off at 10|9c. But, the drama is already unfolding as the cast members get vetted by the media and the skeletons come dancing out of the closet like a Grateful Dead music video! Keep reading to see cast member Marysol Patton’s mug shot and find out exactly what it was that got her arrested!

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PHOTO RHONY’s Ramona Singer at WTB show during Fashion Week

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of The Real Housewies of New York City are going to have to wait for Turtle Time to officially begin thanks to Bravo pushing the premiere back a bit, but in honor of National Drink Wine Day I thought I might wet your whistles with a little bit of the Pinot Grigio maven herself, Ramona Singer, who was lookin’ fine as usual at the WTB show last night!

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MUG SHOTS Real Housewives of Miami’s Elsa Patton DUI arrest

ByDarren O

Elsa Patton is the mid-70’s outspoken mom of The Real Housewives of Miami cast member Marysol Patton. Elsa promises to be featured prominently on the show as her daughter said as much in an interview with The Miami Herald. Back on October 9th, 2010 Elsa was arrested for DUI and driving without a valid drivers license and we have some undeniable mug shots to prove it. Read on for the details about the arrest and Miss Elsa who promises to be one of the more entertaining personalities on RHoM.

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Monthly “Teen Mom Amber Portwood Pregnant Again!” post

ByAsa Hawks

In case you’re wondering what Teen Mom star Amber Portwood spends her reported $280,000-a-year on, apparently most of it goes toward pregnancy tests. That is if you believe the numerous “insiders” and “sources close to Amber” who seem to surface weekly claiming the troubled single mom is knocked up again by some new man. The source this time is none other than Amber’s reported new beau, Adam Dockery! Keep reading to find out just how many pregnancy tests came back positive this time!

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Miami Housewives premiere features underage drinking controversy

ByDarren O

The premiere for The Real Housewives of Miami is almost upon us and we’re already getting drama stemming from the debut episode. During this premiere sexy Venue magazine editor Alexia Echevarria gets cavalier in a discussion with her teenage son about scoring a table at a bar with bottle service. Read on for Alexia’s statement in regards to her family’s shall we say “relaxed” view on underage drinking.

PHOTO Katy Perry for Thomas Sabo Jewelry

ByDarren O

In a little bit of cross-promotion ingenuity pop star Katy Perry is appearing in ads for German jeweler Thomas Sabo while Sabo returns the favor by sponsoring her California Dreams World Tour. Find out about the endorsement agreement that includes the exclusive right of Sabo to be the only man, other than Russell Brand, to be fortunate enough to “hang” in Perry’s famous cleavage!

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Paris Hilton victim of Absinthe-spiked birthday cake heist by some guy named Paz

ByStarcasm Staff

Before now my favorite Paz was the trainwreck wannabe-nudist chick from Boardwalk Empire, now it’s the drunk “L.A. musician” who stole Paris Hilton’s $3200 birthday cake and then shamelessly bragged about it on Facebook. This takes balls and all, but dude stole a $3200 cake. Lindsay Lohan is currently steeping in a pot of extra…

Britney Spears’ new music video “Hold it Against Me” is a comment on fame, commercialization

ByStarcasm Staff

Britney’s hot new track “Hold it Against Me” is an airy, simple dance track with the requisite amount of sexual innuendo. The music video, which premiered Thursday night, it a lot smarter than that. It’s a cheeky nod to the strange world she inhabits. It’s got plenty of product placements (including heavy pushing of dating…

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PHOTOS Kelsey Grammer kisses bikini-clad Kayte Walsh, then grabs her…

ByAsa Hawks

Talk about bad Grammer! Only seven days after getting his divorce finalized from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and former Playboy model Camille Donatacci, Kelsey Grammer and his new fiance, former flight attendant Kayte Walsh, got non-adulterously lascivious poolside in Miami Thursday. Keep reading to find out which of Kayte’s body parts Kelsey went for next!

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PHOTOS Vanessa Hudgens gets a butterfly tattoo on her neck

ByAsa Hawks

This is what happens when you start hanging out with sexy rebel lesbian MTV hosts! Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens fell under the influence of Australia’s Ruby Rose late last night and as a result her skin lost its virginity… to a tattoo! Keep reading for Vanessa’s epidermal deflowering in progress as well as the finished product.

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera arrested for being under the influence of marijuana

ByDarren O

The topsy turvy world of Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry just became even more unsettled. The father of her son Isaac, Jonathan Rivera, who goes by Jo on the show was arrested for being under the influence of marijuana on Sunday! Read on for the arrest details and how this all might effect who will garner custody of Isaac.

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After diss, Lil’ Kim kills Nicki Minaj on bloody Black Friday mixtape cover

ByStarcasm Staff

This all started with  young rap caricature Nicki Minaj (with an epic booty) called Lil’ Kim a “has been” on her rwarrtastic “Roman’s Revenge” song from her hit album Pink Friday. Lil’ Kim was pissed, and she wanted her own Revenge. She ripped Nicki a new one on a new song “Black Friday” and then…

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Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki yearbook photos through the years

ByDarren O

Check out the recently announced new Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki through the years in a fantastic yearbook gallery. Read about her accomplishments in High School that would lead me to believe that the actress may already have been a Wonder Woman before being cast in the role of a lifetime!

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PHOTOS Adrianne Palicki is the new ‘Wonder Woman’

ByDarren O

After much speculation and innuendo we now know that Friday Night Lights alum Adrianne Palicki will be the actress to fill the big sexy boots of Lynda Carter and portray Wonder Woman in David E. Kelly’s TV reboot of the popular classic show.

Check out some certifiably H-O-T pics of Palicki including a side-by-side next to the living legend Lynda Carter just so we all can remember that NO ONE will ever out sexy LC as Wonder Woman! Also see Lynda’s positive reaction via Twitter to the big news.

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick receives surprise proposal on red carpet

ByDarren O

In the midst of all this Hollywood heartbreak divorce news about love gone wrong its refreshing to see the other end of the love spectrum. Jersey Shore starlet Angelina Pivarnick thought it was just another red carpet day with her boyfriend when unexpectedly David Kovacs got down on one knee in front of the press and everyone else and proposed! Awwwwwwwwww.

Read on for some fantastic photos of the genuinely surprised Jersey love.

PHOTO, VIDEO – Justin Bieber’s new spiky hair, political views, and “girlfriend” Selena Gomez screensaver
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PHOTO, VIDEO – Justin Bieber’s new spiky hair, political views, and “girlfriend” Selena Gomez screensaver

ByStarcasm Staff

Justin Bieber is growing up! Just last year he was 15 years old and probably still had his “new baby smell.” Now he’s 16 and things have changed. Most notably his voice. His Grammy performance proved that his signature teeny-bopper high range had dropped considerably. He also has a rumored steady girlfriend, and in the…

Top Ten Chrissy Teigen tweets from her ‘SI Swimsuit Issue’ promo tour

ByMichael Dunaway

In case you weren’t aware, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Christine Teigen has some awful nice tweets. In honor of the release of the 2011 Bikini Bible we’ve gathered up the best of the best from Chrissy’s whirlwind promotional week that included accompanying boyfriend John Legend to the Grammys, SI Swimsuit Issue cover reveal on David Letterman, Legend’s simultaneous performance on Leno and an appearance on The Today Show!

PHOTOS VIDEO “Tha Life: Atlanta” gay black male reality series

ByAsa Hawks

Given the popularity of the flamboyant, high-heels-wearing man-peaches on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta I suppose it was inevitable that someone would try to pitch a reality show based on a similar cast of characters from the ATL. And obeying the definition of the word inevitable “it” has happened in the form of Tha Life: Atlanta, a reality series starring five gay black men living an openly gay lifestyle in Atlanta.

Keep reading to meet all five cast members, including J. Will (Mr. Unpredictable) and Terrance (The Mayor of Atlanta).

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VIDEO – Will villain Russell Hantz finally win Survivor with his same strategies?

ByStarcasm Staff

Sometimes when you have a good thing going, you shouldn’t let it go. Reality competition shows don’t have the same luxury of easily keeping around their best villains like other reality shows (ex: Real Housewives,) so what they do instead is come up with new twists and turns to bring back figures that their fans…

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Survivor 22: Redemption Island, Julie Wolfe is a World Championship Outrigger canoer, firefighter

ByStarcasm Staff

On of the most athletically accomplished contestants on Survivor 22: Redemption Island, premiering tonight @ 8 on CBS, is 50-year-old firefighter Julie Wolfe. Wolfe won the World Championship Outrigger Canoe Race in 1996 and 1998, a pretty impressive feat that involves a 41 mile course. This mother of two not only kicks ass at canoeing,…

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PHOTOS Kathy Griffin in lingerie for Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party

ByDarren O

Kathy Griffin has always intrigued me as a lover of pop culture and women. I’ve always thought she’s hilarious but have never been able to answer the simple question, “Hot or not?” Well thanks to some recent photos of Kathy in lingerie on her way to Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party I am no longer unsure. Kathy Griffin is hilarious AND hot!

Check out high-res photos of the D-List Queen in lingerie, fishnet stockings and boots to see if you agree with my conclusion.

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VIDEO Marysol Patton discusses The Real Housewives of Miami

ByDarren O

We are gearing up big time for the premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami which is less than a week away! The six South Beach mavens that comprise the cast of the show have been doing the same as this post features PR firm CEOh-Yeah Marysol Patton discussing a little of what can be expected from the franchise’s South Florida edition.

Check out her video interview with The Miami Herald in which Marysol discusses her on-camera engagement, RHoM’s natural drama, and how her outspoken mom may just end up being the real star of the show!

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RHOBH Reports: Camille Grammer to stay, Kim Richards out and Brandi Glanville close to being cast

ByDarren O

E has come out with what appears to be the most concrete insider information on what to expect cast wise for season 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. If they’re accurate, Camille will be back, Kim Richards is out and Cedric Martinez’s new BFF Brandi Glanville will fill the vacated throne! Read on for all the details and reasons given by the insider for the claims.

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A Garbage Bin of Jewels: Bravo responds to Allison Dubois by airing hour long psychic dinner party special

ByStarcasm Staff

No one flipped a table at this classic Real Housewives dinner party, but it was apparent that at least one guest was flipped out. Camille Grammer invited all the girls, including her nemesis Kyle Richards to a dinner party heavy on the cocktails, and featuring one very special guest star: Psychic Medium Allison Dubois (who…

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PHOTOS Avril Lavigne at 2011 BRIT Awards looking downright… adorable!

ByAsa Hawks

Little rockin’ rebel Avril Lavigne was across the pond for the 2011 BRIT Awards earlier tonight and the 26-year-old singer/actress looked all of 17-years-old in her little black dress with bejeweled breastplate and Muppet fabric skirt. Keep reading to see the photos for yourself – I’ve even included one of Avril with the teenagerest person on the planet so you can see how perfect they look together!

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans’ new “J” and skull butterfly tattoos

ByAsa Hawks

What was the first thing Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans did after returning home from the Reunion Special taping in Los Angeles? Get a tattoo! Keep reading to see the design fresh from the tattoo studio! Oh, and of course there’s some Jenelle tweetage to go with it.

UPDATED with a new photo and another tattoo!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry in a car accident! Car totaled, Kailyn is fine

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry posted about an hour ago on Facebook that she was involved in a two-car accident that left her own car totaled! All her original status update said was – “My carcar is totaled. :'(“ – which as you might expect drew tons of responses from concerned fans. Keep reading to find out what she posted later about the accident, including the fact that no one was seriously hurt.

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PHOTOS Jessie J flashes panties in emerald microskirt at 2011 BRIT Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Just before introducing herself to the world with the release of her debut album Who You Are, singer Jessie J almost introduced the world to her little sister, Vuhjay J on the red carpet at the 2011 BRIT Awards! Keep reading to check under her hood and watch the video for her smash single “Price Tag” (featuring BoB), which held off Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” to remain number one in the UK this week!

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber 2011 Brit Awards as ‘The Man In Black’

ByAsa Hawks

What’s black and white and red all under?

Justin Bieber on the 2011 Grammy Awards and 2011 Brit Awards red carpets!

The singer, star of Never Say Never and gracious runner-up for the 2011 Best New Artist Grammy followed up his vibrant white look from Sunday night with a mostly black “bad guy” look at the Brit Awards tonight. The Biebs’ leather jacket was zipped up most of the way, as were his pants – contrary to his casual open fly look backstage at the Grammys!

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PHOTOS ‘The Office’ new cast member Cody Horn

ByAsa Hawks

There are big changes in store at the Scranton Branch of Sabre/Dunder-Mifflin in the wake of Steve Carell’s departure later this season. As previously announced Will Ferrell will be making a guest appearance spanning four episodes and now we have an announcement that model-turned-actress Cody Horn will be joining the cast. Keep reading for lots of pictures of Cody and find out the surprising identity of her love interest on the show!

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SISTER WIVES Season 2 to premiere March 13 on TLC

ByAsa Hawks

TLC has announced the date for the return of their popular polygamist reality series Sister Wives starring Kody Brown, his four wives and their 17 children. The second season, which will be split into two parts, will kick off with a one-hour episode Sunday, March 13. Keep reading for more details including some mild spoilers about what to expect in Season Two!

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QB Nate Montana leaving Notre Dame to play for University of Montana

ByDarren O

Joe Montana’s son Nate Montana has had a strange journey in his desire to follow in his old man’s footsteps and play college football. His latest stop has found Nate leaving his father’s alma mater Notre Dame and enrolling at The University of Montana, which means he will have his name on both the back AND front of his jersey!

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of Miami Cristy Rice’s Bri Bri Boutique

ByDarren O

In addition to her quality naps and looking after her three kids Real Housewives of Miami’s Cristy Rice spends quite a bit of her time and energy focused on running her South Miami clothing store Bri Bri Boutique. The store shares its unique name with Cristy’s vibrant and beautiful daughter Bri Bri. I was able to find out some info and links for the RHoM’s business and thought I’d share this brief write up so you can have a good idea of what takes up so much of Cristy’s time.

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of New York City invade New York Fashion Week

ByDarren O

So what are the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York City to do since their premiere was pushed back and replaced with a new batch of Housewives from South Beach? Well they hit the streets of the NYC and made themselves very public during New York Fashion Week Fall 2011 of course! Check out some great photos of our big apple bites looking glam and hitting the fashion scene including Jill Zarin taking her turn on the catwalk for designer Zang Toi!

2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model revealed early: Irina Shayk

ByAsa Hawks

Though it wasn’t supposed to be revealed until tonight’s airing of The Late Show with David Letterman, someone snapped and tweeted this photo of Irina Shayk on the cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue during the brief billboard unveiling from the show taping earlier this evening!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans swarmed by paparazzi at LAX

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s a little glimpse into the frenzied atmosphere faced by Jenelle Evans and the other stars of Teen Mom 2 as they landed in Los Angeles to tape the Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew. The scene was captured by a videographer from X17 and it will make you realize these scenes are a lot crazier than they look in the photographs! (And it will also make you realize that Jenelle seems to like the attention)

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PHOTOS What is the word above Brad Womack’s back cross tattoo?

ByStarcasm Staff

Bachelor Brad Womack (Picklesimer) isn’t exactly a catch known for his wit, but he definitely has a bangin’ bod – and on that bod is a pretty sizable tattoo. On his back, between his shoulder blades, is a giant cross with the word “Prosapia” written above it, which is Latin for “family.” Family is definitely…

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Andrew Garfield as ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ first official photo

ByAsa Hawks

Columbia Pictures announced earlier today that the name of their latest Spider-Man reboot starring Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker and the web slinger will be titled The Amazing Spider-Man. As part of the announcement the studio also released the first official image of Garfield as The Amazing Spider-Man – keep reading to check him out and get your Spidey sense tingling!

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Teen Moms Farrah Abraham and Chelsea Houska respond to tabloid ‘lies’

ByDarren O

A back and forth between Teen Moms Farrah Abraham and Chelsea Houska becomes an interesting study on the dichotomy of reality TV creating fame. Read on to see what they had to say about recent tabloid articles and how this reflects on the unique fame creating machine that is the Teen Mom franchise.

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Spencer Pratt returns fire at Andy Cohen’s Heidi Montag “trash” bash

ByDarren O

Bad Idea: Be Heidi Montag and try to claim that you’re going to be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Worse Idea: Be Spencer Pratt and try to get in to a war-of-words vs. What Watch Happens Live host Andy Cohen.

Read on for the deets in this, “you really shouldn’t have went there Speidi” situation and then catch a video that represents what I think a Pratt vs. Cohen battle might look like!

VIDEO – Barbie and Ken are back together! Dating again after seven year break

ByStarcasm Staff

Mattel’s Valentine’s Day gift to the word is getting Barbie and Ken back together after a long, difficult seven-year break (where Ken no doubt explored his sexuality and Barbie tried to excel in her 100,000 professional careers.) Barbie confirmed her romance via Facebook, changing her status to “in a relationship,” and posting this comment: Yes…

PHOTOS VIDEOS Multitalented Judy Greer to star in Mad Love premiering tonight

ByDarren O

CBS is ready to premiere its latest sitcom Mad Love tonight. While the pilot has received so-so reviews actress Judy Greer’s turn as BFF Connie is garnering near universal acclaim. I’ve been a fan of the actress who’s made unforgettable appearances in films like 27 Dresses and Elizabeth Town as well as TV roles in Arrested Development and Miss Guided. Check out photos and videos of one of my favorite young stars including a preview of tonight’s episode.

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2011 Grammy VIDEO – Katy Perry uses footage of her wedding to Russell Brand during Grammy performance

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night at the Grammys Katy Perry performed “Not Like the Movies” and “Teenage Dream” off her her Grammy-nominated album Teenage Dream. She started off with “Not Like the Movies,” a sentimental ballad, and wistfully sat on a white swing which was hoisted up mid song with a fabric background that acted as a screen…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Leah Messer, Corey and the twins return to West Virginia

ByAsa Hawks

The Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew has wrapped up and the girls have all left Los Angeles to return to their homes east of the Mississippi. The moms mentioned the troublesome LA paparazzi numerous times on Twitter and Facebook, so it must have been quite a surprise for Leah Messer and her husband Corey Simms to find a photographer waiting for them upon their arrival at the airport in their home state of West Virginia!

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PHOTOS Rihanna’s half-naked striped dress at 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Depending on whether you are an optimist or a pessimist Rihanna was either half-naked or half-dressed at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. (Whichever way you say it, I’m still optimistic!) Keep reading to see what it would be like to see Rihanna nude through furry Venetian blinds.

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PHOTOS Nicki Minaj at 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

There were a lot of bold looks at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards including a feathered Katy Perry, a sneakered Situation and even Lady Gaga in an egg, but I think the boldest of them all was Miss Nicki Minaj who was not only wearing bigger-than-life badass fashion but had more than enough attitude to fill it properly! Keep reading to take in all the Nicki Minaj glory – if you think you can take it!

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VIDEO – Christina Aguilera, Yolanda Adams, Florence Welch, Martina McBride, and Jennifer Hudson rock Aretha tribute

ByStarcasm Staff

Forget Train’s Grammy-winning “Soul Sista,” these five eclecticsoul sisters really knocked down some Aretha Franklin favorites tonight at the 53rd Grammys. Gospel singer Yolanda Adams, R&B idol Jennifer Hudson, country diva Martina McBride, pop powerhouse Christina Aguilera, and the ethereal dynamo Florence Welch really nailed those songs. Christina was at her best, showcasing her truly…

VIDEO Lady Gaga performs “Born This Way” at 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga finally came out of the egg she arrived in at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards! The hatching occurred at the kick off of her performance of “Born This Way” and was followed by yet another memorable Gagatastic event as she danced and sang her heart out on the new anthem. Keep reading for a video of the performance in its entirety!

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PHOTOS The Situation at the 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Ultra-glamorized Guidettes Snooki and JWoww weren’t the only Jersey Shore cast member representin’ at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. We all know that and event isn’t an event unless it’s a Situation!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino stayed a little truer to his Jersey Shore roots than his female cast mates, looking like he just hopped out of a Seaside Heights night club in dark denim jeans, dark jacket, V-neck shirt, no tie and ultra-white tongue-out sneakers.

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PHOTO – Pregnant Selma Blair struts her baby bump at the 2011 Grammy Awards

ByStarcasm Staff

Selma Blair, who was nominated for a Grammy (Best Spoken Word Album for Children for the audio book Anne Frank: The Diary Of A Young Girl: The Definitive Edition. Blair is another celeb on the baby train, and she sported her cute baby bump in blue and grey/green empire waist number that looks like it’s…

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber at 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

The magic of Justin Bieber is that he somehow always looks cooler than you expect him to. Such was the case again tonight at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards – and believe me, my expectations were set on uber-cool because I knew the Biebs was riding on the coattails of a successful opening weekend for his film Never Say Never.

But, dude was cooler than uber cool

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PHOTOS Jenni JWoww Farley imposter at 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

HOLY CRAP! This may be more jaw-dropping than Lady Gaga showing up in an egg! Jersey Shore‘s Jenni JWoww Farley has gone through yet another makeover, this time emerging as an super-estrogenalized version of Rose McGowan – and I mean that in a scary good way! Keep reading for a heapin’ helpin’ of the brand spankin’ new, fully animal-printed JMeowwwww!!!

UPDATE – My astonishment at JWoww’s remarkable makeover was justified because it’s not really JWoww at all! That’s what I get for trusting the photography website’s caption more than my own two eyes. Anyways… Somebody looked fierce!

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PHOTOS Lagy Gaga at 2011 Grammy Awards in… an egg?

ByAsa Hawks

I assumed Lady Gaga would be making a grand entrance at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards given that she is on the brink of the release of her much-anticipated album Born This Way, but once again I am completely taken aback by just how grand. Actually, “grand” may not be the appropriate word here. Words like bizarre or surreal would be more fitting to describe the pseudo-transparent egg-like sarcophagus in which Lady Gaga was toted onto the red carpet by four muscular dudes. Keep reading for the full LG bizarrousness!