VIDEOS Fiona Apple addresses arrest on stage, could face up to 10 years for felony hashish possession

ByAsa Hawks

On Thursday singer Fiona Apple entered into the Hudspeth County Texas Marijuana Bust Hall of Flame alongside such notable tokers as Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg when she was arrested after a drug sniffing dog (not Dogg mind you) caught wind of Apple’s tour bus and police found about four grams of marijuana and four grams of hashish in a backpack. Apple spent the night in jail and was forced to reschedule her concert in Austin scheduled for that evening. She posted $10,000 bail Friday morning and was able to make her appearance at the Bayou Music Center in Houston where she kicked off the show by addressing her arrest. Keep reading to see two different video clips of her apologetic but still angry rant!

Maggie Rizer says United Airlines ‘killed’ her dog

ByLindsay

Maggie Rizer recently arranged for her two dogs to fly with her from New York to San Francisco. The professional model was sure she took all of the precautions necessary, so when she arrived in San Francisco and found out that one of her dogs, a two-year-old golden retriever named Beatrice, had passed away during the flight, she was left devastated and shocked. After a frustratingly difficult time getting the dog’s body back from the airline, she took it to her vet and was appalled when the necropsy showed Bea had died from heatstroke. Maggie has since taken to the internet to express her anger and frustration toward United Airlines with a heartfelt blog entry titled, “United Airlines Killed Our Golden Retriever, Bea.”

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Estee Lauder’s granddaughter Aerin Lauder launches her own makeup line, and you could try it for free!

ByStarcasm Staff

42-year-old Aerin Lauder is following in her grandmother Estee Lauder’s footsteps with her very own makeup and accessories line. We’re hosting a giveaway, find out how you can get try out a $70 package of Aerin’s collection.

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Bayou Billionaires’ Albert Harris mug shot photo from 1998 meth arrest

ByAsa Hawks

The charismatic multi-aliased mush-mouthed Albert Harris of CMT’s Bayou Billionaires is a jack of many trades. In addition to being a musician, catfish herder, sculptor, and honorary X-Files agent, he is also a former convict! (That probably didn’t really deserve an exclamation point, I know.) Keep reading to see Albert (aka Karl) Harris’ mug shot from an arrest for possession of methamphetamine outside of a Missouri casino in 1998.

LMFAO splitting up; Redfoo and SkyBlu go their separate ways

ByLindsay

Put down your glowsticks, kids. The party is over.. Well, at least the party rocking. After six years together Redfoo and SkyBlu are taking a break from their techno-pop group LMFAO. Redfoo announced the split, saying that the two will be going their separate ways and pursuing their own individual interests.

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REPORT JWoww and Roger Matthews are engaged

ByLindsay

Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley did what Ronnie Magro told her not to do — she fell in love at the shore. JWoww and Roger Matthews hit it off during season 3 of Jersey Shore and now, three seasons and one spin-off later, the two are still in love and ready to take the next step in their relationship — marriage. Last week, Roger reportedly proposed to his guidette and she said “yes!” Keep reading for the details on Roger’s rather dramatic proposal!

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Colorado shooter James Holmes new mug shot – loses orange hair, still looks insane

ByAsa Hawks

The Colorado Dark Knight shooting suspect James Holmes has lost his infamous Joker-inspired orange hair for his latest mug shot photo, but he still managed to keep with the caped crusader theme by looking absolutely bat-sh!t crazy. Keep reading for the photo and an update on the trial.

PHOTOS Lady Gaga gains 25 pounds, blames dad’s pasta and pizza

ByLindsay

Lady Gaga is known for her ever-changing appearance, and while we’re used to seeing her trying new things, recently it looks like she’s trying out a new size. Today on Elvis Duran’s morning show, the singer addressed her recent weight gain, what caused it, and what she’s doing to get back in shape.

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Kanye sex tape being shopped, “co-star” is 18-year-old married Kim K look-alike

ByBilly Devon

We all know the old adage, “The couple that previously films themselves having sex with other random people and then has said footage sold to be spread on the internet together stays together.” Okay so maybe that’s not exactly how it goes but it’s how Kimye rolls apparently! See a big screen grab from the clip, an expert’s opinion on Kanye’s performance and how the 18-year-old self-described married young woman “co-star” is a dead ringer for Kim.

Amanda Bynes gets into pinching match with photographer and it’s all caught on tape

ByLindsay

Amanda Bynes is making headline yet again for her odd behavior. Luckily, this time it doesn’t involve a vehicle. The now-retired actress got into an altercation yesterday in Hollywood with a photographer who took a less than flattering picture of her and the events that ensued were nothing short of shocking.

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PHOTOS Adrienne Maloof selling Beverly Hills estate for $26 million

ByLindsay

Adrienne Maloof is moving on from Dr. Paul Nassif in every way possible. After first insuring that her former partner cannot be within 100 yards of her or her sons, she’s now getting rid of the mansion they once shared. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has listed the Beverly Park mansion for $26 million.

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Lisa Whelchel (Blair from Facts of Life) divorced husband Steve Cauble right before filming Survivor

ByStarcasm Staff

Lisa Whelchel, who we all know as love as Blair from Facts of Life, is going through some major life changes. As if it weren’t enough that she suddenly popped up on Survivor: Phillipines, right before she left her Texas home this March to start filming the competition show, she ended her 24-year marriage to Steve Cauble.

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Kenya Moore and Porsha Stewart officially announced as Real Housewives of Atlanta cast members

ByAsa Hawks

Ever since the announcement was made that original Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Sheree Whitfield would not be back for the fifth season, the internet has been awash in speculation and rumors about who would be replacing her. Earlier tonight Bravo cleared up all the mystery with an official announcement of two new cast members as well as a Season 5 premiere date of November 4!

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VIDEO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 trailer

ByLindsay

Big news ‘Wives fans! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 trailer is here, along with a premiere date, and the full, official cast list!

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EXCLUSIVE! Ana Quincoces and Karent Sierra speak out about the Rodolfo Jimenez texting scandal

ByLindsay

A feud is brewing between the new ladies on tonight’s new episode of Real Housewives of Miami. Karent Sierra claims to be in a relationship with Rodolfo Jimenez, but Ana Quincoces says he’s texting her — so what’s really going on in the MIA? Is there a love Miangle, or is all fo this just a big misunderstanding?

Marysol Patton and Philippe Pautesta-Herda on 'Real Housewives of Miami' season 1
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Marysol Patton opens up about her divorce from Philippe Pautesta-Herder

ByLindsay

Marysol Patton married Philippe Pautesta-Herder in an intimate ceremony in Aspen for the world to see on a season 1 episode of Real Housewives of Miami. While the show has just returned for its second season, their marriage has not. The pair has split and as fans of the show will see on the new season, Marysol is busy trying to move on. Keep reading for Marysol’s comments on the separation from a recent interview.

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New “Hitchcock” movie poster with Anthony Hopkins, 2012 release date announced

ByAsa Hawks

Fox Searchlight released the first official Hitchcock movie poster earlier today featuring a finely dressed Anthony Hopkins holding a large butcher knife between entwined fingers under Alfred Hitchcock’s famous opening words “Good Evening.” In addition to the poster being released, the production company also made the surprise announcement that the film, originally scheduled for a 2013 release, will hit theaters on November 23. The move will make the film (and its cast and crew) eligible for Oscar awards this season!

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Farrah Abraham hasn’t had sex in two years

ByLindsay

Although Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham spent the past year and a half dating an array of dude duds, she continues to stay positive while looking for a “real partner” to complete her family with little Sophia. But hold your horses gents! Despite what we saw during her trip to Texas in Season 4, this gal likes to take things slow and easy.

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David Lowell confirms spin-off for daughter Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra

ByBilly Devon

Celebuzz is confirming the celebrity buzz surrounding Teen Mom Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. According to their source, Catelynn’s dad David, the two are filming a spin-off show for MTV. Read David’s comments that would seem to follow up on previous rumors and speculations about this supposed show. In addition, read MTV’s reply to the possibility.

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MUG SHOT Fiona Apple arrested for hashish possession in Texas

ByLindsay

Talk about your bad apples! Fiona Apple has been arrested after being pulled aside at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, Texas where police searched her tour bus and found hashish. The small West Texas town is notorious for hip hemper busts having previously arrested popular puffers Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson. (“Welcome to Sierra Blanca, where we’re totally not cool dude.”)

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Jenelle Evans hospitalized in New Jersey after ovarian cyst bursts

ByAsa Hawks

As we revealed earlier this week, Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is currently in New Jersey where she has been apartment hunting with boyfriend Kieffer Delp. But, the 20-year-old’s trip took a bit of a bad turn earlier today when she was forced to go to the hospital for a burst cyst. And to add insult to her injury, she and Kieffer have broken up yet again, leaving Jenelle “all alone with no support” in a hospital in New Jersey. Keep reading for our exclusive update from Jenelle just moments ago!

Paris Hilton catches heat for saying gay men are ‘disgusting, most probably have AIDS’

ByDarren O

If the political world proves anything it’s that what you say could very well be recorded and then released at a later to date to make you look like a terrible human being. Such is the case for Paris Hilton, as a taxi ride confession audio has surfaced in which Hilton makes some disparaging remarks about gay men. Read her comments, and then her rep’s official response that attempts to put into context the reasons as to why Paris said what she said.

Slow cable service causes Sir Patrick Stewart to lose his will to live

ByDarren O

We all know cable service can really, really, really suck. But when you leave Sir Patrick Stewart hanging out to dry so long that he has to tweet out in desperation you have a publicity nightmare on your hands. Read on for Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s 36hrs of horror and the pathetic attempt at making it right as well as a video response from the cable guy. Hey man, we’ve all been there.

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Adrienne Maloof alleges Paul Nassif choked and abused their kids, is awarded temporary custody

ByLindsay

When news of Adrienne Maloof and Dr. Paul Nassif’s separation went public, the pair insisted that they would try to be civil with each other and transition into their new lives as seamlessly as possible for their children’s sake. However, not everything goes as planned, and now that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills couple is in the midst of a divorce, things are really getting ugly.

Breaking Amish star Katie Stoltzfus mugshot photo for 2012 DUI arrest in Boca Raton Florida
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MUG SHOT Breaking Amish’s Kate Stoltzfus arrested for DUI, plus modeling photos

ByAsa Hawks

TLC has yet another smash hit on its hands as the first two episodes of their new reality series Breaking Amish have averaged just under 3 million viewers! The show, which features four Amish youths and one Mennonite leaving their restrictive religions behind to explore New York City together, is now coming under fire as details begin to emerge about the five cast members which suggest they aren’t quite as “fresh off the farm” as TLC would have us believe. Keep reading to see Katie “Kate” Stoltzfus’ photo from an online modeling contest in 2010 as well has her infamous mug shot photo for a DUI arrest in Florida early this year.

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RHOM’s Karent Sierra could face legal issues because the vehicle Lindsay Lohan crashed into a pedestrian was registered in her name

ByLindsay

Karent Sierra just got thrown into the middle of the chaos surrounding Lindsay Lohan’s recent arrest. As it turns out, the car Lindsay allegedly ran into a pedestrian with is registered to the Real Housewives of Miami star.

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Shakira and boyfriend Gerard Piqué are expecting their first child

ByLindsay

Shakira and her soccer star boyfriend of nearly two years, Gerard Piqué, are expecting their first child together. The excited singer wrote on her blog, “As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned over the next few days.” Keep reading for the rest of what Shakira had to say about the good news!

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Woman found out her dead husband was also her dad

ByStarcasm Staff

60-year-old Valerie, of Doylestown, OH, is sharing her heartbreaking and shocking story with the world in hopes of helping others. Eight years ago Valerie found out that her late husband Percy Spruill, was actually her father (he died in 1989 a the age of 60.) But, his wasn’t the first “family secret” Valerie had had to deal with, her family life had been rife with hidden truths.

Melissa Joan Hart welcomes third son

ByLindsay

Melissa Joan Hart and her husband of nine years, Mark Wilkerson, have welcomed their third son. The 36-year-old actress had announced her pregnancy back in April, and while they chose not to know the baby’s gender before he was born, they thought it was going to be a boy — and they were right! Keep reading for his name and all the baby deets!

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Madonna professes love for Lady Gaga

ByStarcasm Staff

After years of media-fueled catfights, Madonna is finally embracing Lady Gaga.

I think Madonna was genuinely miffed at Lady Gaga for a while for being a young superstar, copying some of her looks, and also one of her songs, but she’s over all that now. She’s grown past the frustration and jealousy, and is ready to work WITH Lady Gaga instead of against her. If you can’t beat ’em, right?

PHOTOS Stunning Lord Robert Walters looking for an American gal on Secret Princes

ByDarren O

TLC has rounded up some overseas royalty and sent them to America ala Eddie Murphy in Coming to America to find love in the good ol’ U.S. of A. One of these four dignitaries looking for his princess on the show entitled Secret Princes is the stunningly sculpted and handsome Lord Robert Walters. So who’s in for some royal British skin courtesy of Lord Rob Dub the underwear model? You got it!

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VIDEO Jesse Tyler Ferguson announces engagement to Justin Mikita

ByLindsay

Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson took to his YouTube account yesterday to announce some huge news — he’s engaged. Jesse popped the big question to his partner of nearly two years, lawyer Justin Mikita, and he said “yes.” The pair also revealed that they have teamed up with Tie Bar to create a line of bow-ties with all proceeds helping support equal rights. Keep reading for the charming clip and to find out more about their charity efforts!

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Original Teen Mom returning to MTV with “Farewell” and “Ask the Moms” specials

ByAsa Hawks

Just when you thought we’d seen the last of the original cast of Teen Mom on MTV with last night’s “Unseen Moments” special, MTV has announced Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, and Catelynn Lowell will be returning to the network for two more specials in October! A one-hour “Farewell” special will air on October 2 featuring the cast members looking back at their journeys over the last four years, with “with never-before-seen footage including their original casting tapes.” Then, on October 9, MTV will air a half-hour “Ask the Moms” special during which the cast members will answer lots of burning, unanswered questions such as “whether Maci and Ryan have ever hooked up post breakup to whether or not any of the girls will be on TV again!”

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Kim Zolciak reveals the first photos of baby Kash Kade

ByLindsay

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak and her Atlanta Falcons husband Kroy Biermann welcomed son Kash Kade on August 15, 2012, and now, the couple has finally introduced him to the world. Kash Kade joins Kim and Kroy’s first son, Kroy Jagger, as well as Kim’s two daughters from a previous relationship, Brielle and Ariana.

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POLL Who’s more dangerous behind the wheel – Bynes, Lohan or Toonces the Driving Cat?

ByBilly Devon

It’s time for our readers to chime in with the latest starcam poll! In light of Lindsay Lohan’s latest arrest for an alleged hit-and-run in New York City we ask who you think is the most dangerous behind the wheel? Let your voice be heard and stay safe out there y’all.

Disney World’s Magic Kingdom to serve booze

ByLindsay

Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida is about to get even more fun — at least for those 21 years and older. The world famous theme park will now be serving beer and wine for the very first time in 41 years. However, it will only be available at the Beauty and the Beast-themed Be Our Guest restaurant which is set to open this November.

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UPDATE Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart reunite! Plus, Liberty Ross spotted with a new man

ByLindsay

Fans have been rooting for a Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart reconciliation since news broke of their split and according to new reports, it looks like that might be happening. Unfortunately for Rupert Sanders, the same is not the case for him and his wife. In fact, Liberty was just spotted holding hands with another man.

Lindsay Lohan arrested

ByDarren O

Lindsay Lohan and her Porsche were out apparently doing some damage again but this time it was on the east coast in the NYC. She was arrested early this morning for allegedly clipping a pedestrian with her car and fleeing the scene. Read on for the latest crash and burn for the actress as she attempts to reclaim her throne as biggest Hollywood hell on wheels from Amanda Bynes.

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Honey Boo Boo brings in Miss Georgia 2011 Michaela Lackey for pageant tips

ByAsa Hawks

On this week’s episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Alana continues to get ready for the big Rock Star Pageant by bringing in the big guns in the form of Miss Georgia 2011, Michaela Lackey! “We’re hoping to give her some tips on improving in the pageants,” Michaela says in the promo. She later adds, “Alana’s manners, I think they could definitely be worked on a little bit.” Sounds like Michaela has a pretty good grasp on the task at hand.

Keep reading to find out more about Michaela, including a background that reveals she has a little more in common with Alana than you might think!

VIDEO Jennifer Aniston debuts baby bump in Smartwater ad

ByLindsay

Jennifer Aniston has suffered through break up after break up since husband Brad Pitt left her for his Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie, but it seems the 43-year-old actress has found true love with fiance Justin Theroux. And now it appears as though Jennifer is rapidly making her way through all three steps of the popular rhyme — first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!

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VIDEO Doug Hutchison ready to fight The Dirty’s Nik Richie over Courtney Stodden insult

ByBilly Devon

Who’s ready for some staged animosity between a blogger and that older dude who married a 16-year-old? No? Well, it’s what I’m working with here so let’s do this. Watch as Doug Hutchison bows up to The Dirty’s Nik Richie after he insults his wife. Train wreckage awaits!

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Alexis Bellino leaving ‘Real Housewives of Orange County’

ByLindsay

Alexis Bellino endured one hell of a seventh season of the Real Housewives of Orange County and while she publicly announced that it had left her wondering if returning to the show was the best thing for her, many doubted that she’d ever walk away. Now, after three seasons with Bravo’s hit show, Alexis has had enough.

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Nikkole Paulun’s son Lyle is in the Intensive Care Unit

ByLindsay

16 & Pregnant season 2 star Nikkole Paulun is living every parent’s nightmare. Her son, Lyle, was taken to the hospital and as if that weren’t scary enough, he has now been transferred to the Intensive Care Unit. All the while, Nikkole has no idea what even went wrong with him — and  neither do his doctors.

Does Amanda Bynes need a conservatorship like Britney Spears?

ByDarren O

Sources close to Amanda Bynes have been observing some strange behaviors recently. In addition, a recent incident at a Hollywood store now has folks wondering if Amanda is in need of a conservatorship like Britney Spears. Read on for the latest on Bynes and what those close to the star say her opinion is of her troubles with the law and reports that have circulated about her entering rehab.

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Usher to replace Cee-Lo on The Voice? (Also, he told Oprah he has sex to his own music)

ByStarcasm Staff

We’ve got two items of Usher news up. Number one is US Weekly says Usher and Shakira are going to replace Cee-Lo Green and Christina Aguilera on The Voice next season. (via Straight from the A)

Number 2 is Usher told Oprah he likes to have sex to his own songs.

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How fake is Breaking Amish? Jeremiah Raber is divorced with three kids; Does Abe have a baby with Rebecca?

ByStarcasm Staff

Breaking Amish is a fun new TLC reality show (I say fun because it has an unexpected and captivating Real Housewives-type drama brewing between the girls,) but there are murmurs online that the truth of the show doesn’t exactly line up with the “reality” television they’re presenting. This is par for the course, but in…

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Ke$ha hints at Rihanna duet with Waffle House waitress instagram photo?

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Ke$ha has the internet all in a tizzy after posting a rather mysterious photo and caption on Instagram earlier today. In the photo a Waffle House waitress can be seen holding a piece of paper with a stylized capital “R” hand drawn on it and the caption reads, “what’s it all mean???”

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TLC to air Here Comes Honey Boo Boo family-sized episodes tonight with unseen footage

ByAsa Hawks

For those of us who just can’t seem to get enough of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, TLC has just what the doctor ordered in the form of a three-hour marathon of “family sized” episodes featuring tons of previously unseen footage of Mama June, Honey Boo Boo, Sugar Bear, Chubbs, Pumpkin and Chickadee as they engage in their Southern brand of redneckreational activities! Keep reading for the list of episodes and air times!

Shaun White mugshot photo after he was arrested for vandalizing his hotel room
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MUG SHOT Shaun White arrested after trashing his Nashville hotel room

ByLindsay

Two-time Olympic gold medalist Shaun White was arrested early this morning in Nashville, Tenessee hotel after reportedly getting drunk and trashing his room. Keep reading for the amazin account of what allegedly transpired, including numerous fire alarms being set off, a busted hotel phone, a physical altercation with a “citizen,” and a mug shot photo sure to go down in the Celebrity Mug Shot Hall of Fame!