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VIDEO PHOTOS Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star in Lady Gaga’s G.U.Y. music video

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga premiered her epic new music video for her ARTPOP single “G.U.Y.” (Girl Under You) last night and the 7+ minute mini-movie starred some familiar faces to Starcasm readers as most of the ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills made the transition from Bravolebrities to Lady Gagavolebrities — including Giggy and Andy Cohen!

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PHOTOS Lisa Hochstein gets a ‘vampire facial’ from her husband

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Miami‘s Lisa Hochstein just shared some rather startling photos on Facebook documenting her recent “vampire facial.” No, that doesn’t mean she was in some sort of Twilight porn spoof, the 31-year-old reality star was merely taking advantage of one of the many fringe benefits of being married to prominent plastic surgeon Dr. Lenny Hochstein. Keep reading for all the photos and an explanation of the procedure and its promised results. (For the extra curious there’s a video too!)

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Breaking Amish’s Sabrina High gives birth to daughter

ByAsa Hawks

Perhaps the upcoming third season of TLC’s popular Breaking Amish reality series should be called Breaking Momish as star Sabrina High reportedly gave birth yesterday to a baby girl — just a couple months after cast mate Rebecca Schmucker gave birth to her second daughter! Keep reading for all the details.

PHOTOS Kanye West and Kim Kardashian cover Vogue, North West also photographed
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PHOTOS Kanye West and Kim Kardashian cover Vogue, North West also photographed

ByEmily

Despite a reported feud with editor Anna Wintour, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian scored the April 2014 cover of Vogue. Daughter North West was also photographed for the fashion magazine. See more images from their session with Annie Leibovitz…

Michael Abraham responds to daughter Farrah Abraham’s abuse claims, is writing a tell-all
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Michael Abraham responds to daughter Farrah Abraham’s abuse claims, is writing a tell-all

ByEmily

Farrah Abraham’s father, Michael Abraham, announced he is releasing a tell-all book that will touch on the Teen Mom‘s childhood, adult film negotiations and life as a single mother. He promises it will address things “nobody has ever heard of.”

Johnny Cash’s grandniece Courtney Cash murdered, found inside a box
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Johnny Cash’s grandniece Courtney Cash murdered, found inside a box

ByEmily

Johnny Cash’s grandniece was found dead inside a wooden box in her own home, Tennessee authorities reported this week. She was allegedly stabbed during an altercation with a friend on Wednesday morning. The local sheriff said the suspect likely planned to hide Cash’s body “for as long as he could.”

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My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Season 3 trailer and photos

ByAsa Hawks

Get your #MBFAGW hashtags ready because the brazen and bodaciously blinged-out brides of TLC’s My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding are coming back for a third season of venue-trashin’, gorge-bashin’ and over-the-top fashion on Thursday, April 3 at 9/8c! Keep reading for the extended SMDH-worthy Season 3 trailer, tons of photos and the full press release from TLC revealing some of what viewers can expect this season.

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Celebrity Apprentice season 7 contestants announced: Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Ludacris and more

ByEmily

Donald Trump announced the cast of the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice during a press conference today. Find out who faces the dreaded “you’re fired” phrase…

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Breaking Boston’s Noelle Trudeau in Maxim, on MTV and almost a WAAF Miss Mantown calendar girl

ByAsa Hawks

Breaking Boston‘s Noelle Trudeau is no stranger to being in the public eye. Keep reading for video and photo samples from the 25-year-old Beantown beauty’s rather extensive resume that includes being a Maxim Hometown Hottie, a candidate for WAAF’s Mantown girlie calendar, and an unenviable episode of MTV’s Is She Really Going Out With Him? titled “Massclown.”

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19 Kids and Counting’s eldest Duggar daughters on accidentally drinking alcohol, learning to kiss

ByEmily

Even though the publication is basically the antithesis of everything the Duggars stand for, oldest daughters Jana, Jill, Jessa and Jinger spoke with Cosmopolitan. Subjects included accidentally drinking alcohol and their thoughts on pre-marital sex.

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS Kim Kardashian models new luxury lingerie line ‘Kardashian Intimates’

ByAsa Hawks

The Kardashian empire is expanding south of the equator courtesy of Australian retailer Mary Holland, who has partnered with the fashion fam on a new line of luxury lingerie called Kardashian Intimates. The “Down Underwear” line looks to have been available, at least in part, since just before Valentine’s Day, but Kim and Khloe just announced the launch earlier today on Twitter. Keep reading to see the entire collection with select pieces modeled by none other than Kim Kardashian herself, thanks to one of the funnest Photoshop sessions I’ve ever had.

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Courtland Rogers’ ex Taylor Lewis questioned, her sister arrested in kidnapping case

ByAsa Hawks

The Brunswick County Police Department continues to work full-time playing Two Degrees of Jenelle Evans with the latest incident involving Courtland Rogers’ ex (and mother of his daughter Jordan), Taylor Lewis, and her sister Kristen Lewis. Taylor was called in for questioning while Kristen was arrested with four others and charged with kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill or inflict serious injury and more! Keep reading for all the mug shot photos and details about the alleged kidnapping/assault/robberies.

BEFORE & AFTER Kim Kardashian fully commits to Celebrities Undercover with a serious makeunder
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BEFORE & AFTER Kim Kardashian fully commits to Celebrities Undercover with a serious makeunder

ByEmily

Kim Kardashian appeared on the premiere episode of Celebrities Undercover as Cynthia, a less-than-glamous aspiring personal assistant. See what Kim looked like after the transformation, which was so extreme that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick didn’t even recognize her.

Lamar Odom continues campaign to win back Khloe Kardashian as sources say she’s softening to reconciliation
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Lamar Odom continues campaign to win back Khloe Kardashian as sources say she’s softening to reconciliation

ByEmily

After a back injury ended his Euroleague basketball run, Lamar Odom is back in the United States and determined to win back Khloe Kardashian. See what he said and how she’s reportedly responding.

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Chrisley Knows Best’s Todd Chrisley accused of making lewd comments to employees in 2010 lawsuit

ByEmily

Chrisley Knows Best‘s Todd Chrisley was accused of regularly making offensive comments and lewd gestures to male and female employees at Chrisley Asset Management. In two different lawsuits, six former employees details the sexual harassment they endured with the goal of retaining their jobs…

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VIDEO Preview trailer for Mystery Girls starring Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth

ByAsa Hawks

Are you worn out from all the dark philosophizing of True Detective? No need to fear, you can now get your detectiving duo TV fix dressed in hot pink with a side of silly sexy courtesy of ABC Family’s new series Mystery Girls starring 90210 alum Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth! Check out the very first preview trailer just released by the network on Tuesday!

How do they determine the matches on Are You the One?

ByStarcasm Staff

MTV’s latest dating reality show Are You the One? puts a spin on The Bachelor with compatibility testing. It up to 20 people living together in Hawaii to correctly pair up with a romantic match that has been predetermined for them in order to split a $1 million prize between them. How did the show decide these matches? Is this really an indication that these people are meant for each other?

Who was the real Artemisia? How accurate is Frank Miller’s 300 Rise of an Empire?

ByRuby Turpin

Frank Miller’s 300 Rise of an Empire pits the Athenian general Themistocles against Artemisia, the great (but evil) Persian woman behind the great king of Persia, Xerxes. Themistocles is a well known historical figure, so we know he was real, but how about Artemisia? Did Frank Miller make her up, or was she a real person, too?

VIDEO Two and a Half Men’s Angus T. Jones is unrecognizable, says he was a paid hypocrite
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VIDEO Two and a Half Men’s Angus T. Jones is unrecognizable, says he was a paid hypocrite

ByEmily

Since leaving Two and a Half Men last year, Angus T. Jones has transformed his look and lifestyle. He now attends college in Colorado and works with a Seventh Day Adventist Church in Houston. One thing that hasn’t changed? His negative opinion on Two and a Half Men. See what he said last weekend…

Kanye West sentenced to anger management, community service in court deal

ByDarren O

Kanye West avoided any jail time by striking a deal in regards to the charges of misdemeanor battery and grand theft stemming from an incident with a photographer in July at LAX. Find out how the deal went down, what the photog will receive and what West is required to do in regards to his end of the agreement.

VIDEO Chris Brown ordered to stay in jail until April 23

ByAsa Hawks

It looks like Chris Brown’s current Facilities Tour will not be adding any new venues for a while as a judge ordered today that the singer must take up residency in Los Angeles County jail until a hearing on April 23. Keep reading to watch a video of Brown in court wearing orange as the judge issues and explains his ruling.

PHOTOS Old Navy caught Photoshopping thigh gaps on jeans

ByAsa Hawks

It seems the practice of poorly Photoshopping thigh gaps on clothes listings is becoming an epidemic as Old Navy is added to the dubious list of stores caught with their pants down unnaturally split. Less than a week after Target’s rather unfortunately gap-enhanced bikini photos made headlines, Old Navy is getting called out for their line of plus-size jeans which feature a clumsy bit of the Photoshop equivalent of Wite-Out between the legs.

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PHOTOS Little Walt from Lost all grown up at Paley Center 10-year anniversary event

ByAsa Hawks

Check out photos of 21-year-old actor Malcolm David Kelley, who played 11-year-old Walter “Walt” Lloyd on Lost, from the Paley Center’s panel discussion event this weekend honoring the ten-year anniversary of the show’s inception. Plus, find out what Malcolm has been up to since freaking people out by disappearing on the island! (HINT: There’s a music video for you to watch.)

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Fashion designer, Mick Jagger’s girlfriend L’Wren Scott found dead from hanging

ByDarren O

Sad news today as it’s being reported that rock star Mick Jagger’s longtime girlfriend and noted fashion designer L’Wren Scott was discovered hanged to death in her Manhattan apartment today. Get Jagger’s brief statement and see an example of Scott’s gorgeous work as worn by Nicole Kidman to the 2013 Academy Awards.

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Sex offender lottery winner used windfall to commit more horrible crimes

ByDarren O

A Level 3 sex offender who won $10 million in 2008 from the Massachusetts State Lottery has been arrested on charges that he sexually abused a boy for years. Find out about the extensive sexual abuse crimes on his record before he won the lottery and let us know if you think states should allow convicted sex offenders to claim winnings from state ran lotteries.