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Jimmy Fallon recreates Kate Gosselin’s ‘Paparazzi’ dance

The judges and the American public may have seen tabloid queen Kate Gosselin’s paso doble to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi,” as a complete disaster, but Late Night host Jimmy Fallon saw a brilliant work of art. Jimmy adorned himself in a Captain Kangaroo disco blazer and expensive blond hair extensions before mimicking Gosselin’s beautifully robotic clunkiness…

A sexy Traci Lynn johnson smiles during a Tiki Barber photoshoot
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Tiki Barber and mistress Traci Lynn Johnson pictured together before he left his wife

Another high-profile “family man” has given it all up for some hot young bootay. This time around it’s former New York Giants running back and television personality Tiki Barber, who is reportedly leaving his wife Ginny, who is eight months pregnant, for a 23-year-old blond intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. See a hilarious photo of the two attending an event together with Traci looking quite satisfied in the background!

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Raychel Coudriet photos: Tiger Woods’ latest mistress… and neighbor!

The latest entrant in the Tiger Woods mistress parade is 22-year-old (at the time) University of Alabama student Raychel Coudriet of Windermere, Florida. If that town sounds familiar it’s because Raychel was Tiger’s neighbor! That’s right! Not only was Tiger sleeping with his waitress at the Perkins restaurant down the road, he was also having sex with his neighbor’s daughter, who Tiger had known since she was 14! Read all the details and see pictures of Raychel!

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Jesse James has over 12 sex tapes, many of them Nazi-themed!

An anonymous source close to Jesse James has revealed to Radar Online that there are at least twelve sex tapes involving Mr. Sandra Bullock and “most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia.”

Click to see our exclusive sneak peek at what the first DVD release will look like!

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After five years, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy break up

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have called it quits after five years, the comedian confirms via Twitter. He wrote: Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^> Jenny also commented on Twitter: Im so grateful for the…

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Kate Gosselin’s strange Paparazzi strut

Last night everyone’s most hated mom and dancing novice, Kate Gosselin, strutted to Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi” during her third week at Dancing With The Stars. Unlike most of the other contestants Gosselin was never a trained entertainer, let alone a dancer. Considering that on the top of the fact that she’s in an emotionally insecure…

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Nicollette Sheridan sues ABC Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry

While Nicollette Sheridan is no longer a cast member of ABC’s “Desperate Housewives” she certainly reminds us of all the twisted scheming down on Wisteria Lane as the latest chapter finds her suing “Housewives” creator Marc Cherry for assault and battery, gender violence, and wrongful termination.

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Ali Fedotowsky Bachelorette Files: Kirk DeWindt photos and info

Welcome to the “Bachelorette Files!” We will be profiling contestants on Season 6 of The Bachelorette based on the research and conjecture of our own investigators as well as sleuths from around the web! Click to meet Kirk DeWindt, a 26-year-old personal trainer from Madison, Wisconsin who will be competing for the heart of the lovely Ali Fedowtowsky starting May 24!

My Name is Earl star Jason Lee beat his ex-wife Carmen Llywellyn, knocked her unconscious

The actor who played the lovable hick on My Name is Early might not be so gentle and kind-hearted in real life, according to his ex-wife Carmen Llywellyn. The couple were married from 1995 to 2002 and sometime during that period Jason Lee converted to Scientology, and beat her. Probably in that order. Llywellyn, an…

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Ron Artest to star in reality show: “They Call Me Crazy”

Explosively controversial Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest is set to star in his own reality show “They Call Me Crazy”. Artest has been a lightning rod with on and off the court problems and drama since being drafted 16th overall out of St. Johns University by the Chicago Bulls in the 1999 NBA draft.

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Peaches Geldof’s boyfriend Eli Roth writes a long, passionate letter to the reddit guy’s mom

It was the reddit posting heard all over the world. The madness started when some guy named Ben Mills posted a crazy story on reddit in answer to the thread question: “What’s your most WTF one night stand?” He detailed a wild night where he did heroin with some girl who was staying in an…

Brooke Shields discovers details about her grandmother Theresa Dollinger’s tragic life

On tonight’s Who Do You Think You Are, Brooke Shields begins her genealogical journey by discovering the story behind her maternal grandmother’s stormy demeanor. Shields was estranged from and resented her grandmother for most of her life because of the way her grandmother, Theresa Dollinger, treated her mom, Teri Schmonn. Brooke begins her journey by…

PHOTOS Dynasty actor John Forsyth dies

Actor John Forsythe died late Thursday from complications of pneumonia, according to publicist Harlan Boll.

The silver-haired actor, most famous for his role of Blake Carrington on the prime time soap opera Dynasty from 1981-1989, had been struggling with cancer for a year in Santa Ynez.

Click to see photos of one of the smoothest and most suave men to ever grace the small screen!

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PHOTOS Suri Cruise rocks the adorabometer again

Kittens and puppies are cute, but even they can’t compare to the overwhelmingly adorable combination of celebrity children and umbrellas! First we had Matilda Ledger doing her best Morton’s Salt Girl impression in a yellow rain slicker and now we have little Princess Suri Cruise keeping the rain off her ballet outfit with a Barbie Princess umbrella. If you can stomach the cuteness, click to see the pictures!

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Jason Hoppy and Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

The Real Housewives of New York City’s Bethenny Frankel got married March 28 at The Four Seasons Hotel and despite a few images of arrivals outside, they have kept us photo-hungry Frankelites in the dark… Until now!

OK! Magaine had exclusive rights and just released 29 pictures of the bride and groom. See a couple of the pictures and thumbnails of all 29 photos with a link to the rest of the full-sized images at OK!

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PHOTOS Scarlett Johansson Black Widow movie posters in a skin-tight catsuit

Marvel has released two new movie posters for their much-anticipated sequel Iron Man 2 featuring the always-sexy Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight blue catsuit and bright red hair. Click to check out the hi-res image as well as a couple still images of Scar Jo as the BW!

Why does Andrea Arlington give her daughters Alexis and Tess daily Adderall?
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Why does Andrea Arlington give her daughters Alexis and Tess daily Adderall?

Pretty Wild is an E! Reality Show that’s part scripted gag-inducing lines and partly the real story of two young things (Alexis Neiers Arlington and Tess Talyor) trying to break into Hollywood. They have obstacles to overcome along the way, like their former Playboy model mom who still yearns for the spotlight herself, and of…

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VIDEO – Janelle Monae and Big Boi tip on the ‘Tightrope’ in new video

They try to take all your dreams, but you can’t allow it. – Janell Monae, “Tightrope” In her music video for “Tightrope” Janelle Monae is a tux-wearin’ inmate at The Palace of The Dogs asylum, and she’s breakin’ all the rules with her dancin’ moves. You see, dancing has been forbidden at The Palace of…

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Kourtney Kardashian Lost All Her Baby Weight In Three Months

Getting pregnant is such a jackpot for female celebrities! Did anyone even care about the Kardashian sisters (minus Kim, of course) until Kourtney got pregnant? She had a ton of press for her baby bump and now gets a ton more for losing the weight she gained. Naturally, Kourtney has parlayed her magical weight loss…

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Tiger’s most glamorous mistress Mindy Lawton speaks out about the National Enquirer – tampon – Men’s Fitness cover-up

Mindy Lawton, a Perkin’s restaurant manager, is featured in Vanity Fair‘s new Tiger’s Mistress article spilling the beans about the 2007 Enquirer Coverup Scandal that the Wall Street Journal uncovered December, 2009. These days it’s hard to tell who’s the tabloid and who’s the laudable newspaper, and with The Enquirer up for a Pulitzer, things…

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Call girl Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was the only mistress Tiger spent money on

For their May Issue Vanity Fair sat down with some of Tiger Wood’s side women, and shot some very fun, playful glamour shots. Tiger was notoriously known among his trove of ladies to be cheap, but there was one certain model / alleged call-girl who got to spend a little of Tiger’s vast sums of…

Are 16 & Pregnant’s Nicole Fokos and Tyler Keller still together?

Nicole Fokos and Tyler Keller from episode seven of MTV’s 16 & Pregnant were the second couple this season who have potential to work long-term (episode six’s Samantha and Eric also seemed pretty solid.) Tyler, much like the Tyler from last season and Teen Mom, seems to be a real sweetie. He’s kind of immature,…

PHOTOS Entourage star Adrian Grenier finds a dead dog while jogging in Los Angeles

Animal-loving Entourage star Adrian Grenier was out for a jog in Los Angeles today when he came across a terrible scene: a small dog on the side of the road that had apparently been hit by a car! See photos of Grenier as he moves the dog’s body and contacts police.

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Russell Brand “Obsessed” With Bridal Magazines

Oh, Katy Perry. She’s still trying to get Russell Brand to put a ring on it, even though the notorious manwh0re is allegedly getting tired of being in a monogamous relationship. He was even spotted at that infamous Victoria’s Secret party last week that Lindsay Lohan was banned from! He was probably there to meet…

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MUGSHOT Bone Thugs-N-Harmony’s Stanley Howse (Flesh-N-Bone) arrested for attacking mom

A Bone Thugs-N-Harmony concert in Cleveland Sunday night turned into Gun Thug-N-His Mommy when band member Stanley Howse, who goes by the stage name Flesh-N-Bone, was arrested on domestic violence and felonious assault charges stemming from an attack on his mother 12 years ago. Read all the details and see Flesh-N-Bone’s mug shot!

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Mischa Barton vomits everywhere at Hollywood’s Bar Marmont

A source tells Page Six that struggling actress, 5150 verteran, and long-term partier Mischa Barton strolled into the Bar Marmont Saturday alone and looking “out of it.” Just minutes after stepping in the bar she stepped out again to “vomit everywhere” then went back in for more. Her rep declined a comment on the situation,…

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Top 10 Taylor Lautner Leaning Photos

Being a fully licensed celebrity foible-ologist I am sometimes burdened with the unpleasant task of being the first to diagnose famous people with some pretty unpleasant maladies. Such is the case with Twilight heart throb Taylor Lautner who not only suffers from lycanthropy, but also has one of the worst cases of simple chronic tiltosis I have ever seen! See the startling visual evidence!

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DWTS dance instructor Tony Dovolani tells Kate Gosselin “I quit” after stormy fight

Kate Gosselin is proving that she can still bring the drama to reality television when she riled her dance instructor and partner, the normally cool Tony Dovolani, into a tizzy. During rehearsals for the second week, frustrated Kate, who doesn’t take to dancing naturally, made Tony feel like she thought he didn’t know how to…

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Lindsay Lohan releases new single “Stuck”

We weren’t looking, but we all found white powder literally billowing out of Lindsay Lohan’s shoes Saturday. We also weren’t looking for her to release a single today, but that happened too. That’s right, in the middle of her worldwide death poll Lindsay tried to quietly drop a new single, “Stuck”. Unfortunately it’s not exploding…

VIDEO – Kelis’ new video ‘Acapella’ is a visual symphony

Kelis may be having some trouble getting ex-husband Nas to pay child support, but she knows how to bang a beat and treat our eyes for a buck, so she’ll be alright. A truly mesmerizing video for her latest work, “Acapello” debuted today on her site, iamkelis.com. It’s the leading track for her upcoming album…

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Are Erin Andrews & Maksim Chmerkovskiy dating? The DWTS partners are getting romantic

Maksim told People: ESPN’s Erin Andrews and her DWTS partner Maksim Chemerkovskiy may be dating according to him. The pair have been spotted out together outside of practice for Dancing With The Stars, and he told a Hollywoodlife.com reporter that they may be dating. “She’s very friendly, super nice, great personality. She does not hold…

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Bethenny Frankel’s ‘Romantic’ Amsale’s Kenneth Pool wedding dress

Reality TV’s b!tch!iest barb-slinger Bethenny Frankel got married yesterday (March 28, 2010) at Four Seasons Hotel in New York City to Jason Hoppy. She is 7 1/2 months pregnant with the couple’s first child. You can catch Bethenny pre-wedding in a cute jogging outfit with “bride” on the booty, but pics of Bethenny in her…

VIDEO – Niecy Nash to jiggle in the Foxtrot tonight on DWTS with Louis Van Amstel

Niecy Nash is set to jiggle her bits to the Foxtrot with partner Louis Van Amstel. Last week this Reno 911 comediane who’s more recently been helping Lindsay Lohan clean out her house, gave a pretty solid Cha Cha Cha with a good does of fun and sass (video below). Unlike other bigger girls who’ve…

Peaches Geldoff fired from Miss Ultimo after Reddit heroin one-night stand scandal

Peaches Geldoff has been replaced by Kelly Brook as the face and body of British underwear line Miss Ultimo because Thatcoolguyben on reddit said he had a heroin fused romp with Peaches that landed him vomiting the next morning in a Scientology sauna. Although Peaches’ lawyer came out to deny that Peaches did heroin with…

Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video from New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankhh

Normally when a musician takes a “stripped down” approach to their new single they don’t mean it literally, but in Erykah Badu’s music video for “Window Seat,” she walks through downtown Dallas removing her clothes piece by piece until there ain’t nothin’ left but 100% Badu! Click to watch the pixelated version.

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

Bethenny Frankel arriving for her New York City wedding
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Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel became a real Real Housewife of New York City tonight by marrying boyfriend and future baby daddy Jason Poppy in an intimate, closed ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Click to see photos of RHONYC arrivals Ramona, Mario, Alex, Simon and Bethenny!

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Katy Perry gets slimed at the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards

Never one to dodge any opportunity to be outrageous and fun, singer Katy Perry surrendered herself to to the infamous Nickelodeon green goo otherwise known as… SLIME!

Click to see video, tons of photos and even an animated gif of the slimetacular event! Also, check out Katy’s revealing look on the red orange carpet!

PHOTO John Travolta promotes ‘Thigh-entology’ at Australian Grand Prix

Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.

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Any truth to Countess Luann de Lesseps cheating rumors?

This third season of Real Housewives of New York has been breaking ratings records, and breaking the fragile skin of all the housewives. Sure, these fights and blow-ups are staged, but the non-stop barbs and assaults must surely slice their delicate socialite skins on occasion. One must suffer dearly for two things: beauty, and fame….

VIDEO – Watch Dennis Hopper receive his Hollywood Walk of Fame star

Dennis Hopper finally received his Hollywood Walk of Fame star today, just days after legal documents claimed he is in the last days of his 10-year fight with prostate cancer. The Easy Rider star appeared thin and frail, but seemed happy to take pictures with his star, his plaque, and his young daughter Galen, who…

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Heidi Montag Is Dedicating Herself To Acting and Writing

Did you know The Hills is ending? That’s right, your favorite fake reality show will have its swan song this season and ride off into the sunset, where we will hopefully have to hear about Stephanie Pratt again. No one is happier than Heidi Montag, who told People magazine she can now dedicate herself to…

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Michelle Bombshell McGee selling Sneek-a-Peeks online for $9.95

If Michelle Bombshell McGee was truly on her hustler game, she would have had a dedicated server and monthly membership for her website before she spoke to In Touch Weekly about her Jesse James dalliances, but you live, you learn. Now her website is back with free wallpaper if you join her blog, and a…

VIDEO PHOTOS The Back to the Futurama Hummer Humvee

This ironic art piece is part of 33-year-old artist Jeremy Dean’s project “Back to the Futurama” and debuted at the 2010 Pulse Art Fair in New York City. Dean, with the help of Slick’s Garage in Palmetto, Florida, fabricated the rolling criticism of American culture, consumerism and lack of environmental activism out of a perfectly “good” Hummer H2, using welding equipment to flip the hood and completely remove the engine. What is left is a gas-guzzling hay-chewing Sports Utility Vehicle Wagon with 382 2 horsepower!

See photos and watch video of the construction process!

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Beyonce pregnancy rumors are back!

MediaTakeout.com has a “ROCK SOLID” source telling them that Beyonce is really, truly pregnant with her husband Jay-Z’s baby. Everyone’s always suspecting of Beyonce of being pregnant, mainly because if she was, she wouldn’t tell us. She married Jay-Z in 2008, but didn’t breath a word about it until her 2010 Grammy acceptance speech, where…

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Jesse James vandalizes photographer’s car, makes citizen’s arrest for stalking

Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!

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Morgan Christie: another woman who’s over Jon Gosselin

Morgan Christie can now join the growing list of women who are frustrated with Jon Gosselin. Why would she kick to the curb that lovable Ed Hardy dough-boy? CLICK HERE to see pictures of Morgan Christie. Turns out he’s a lazy guy with no friends who just sits around all day eating Cheetohs and watching…

Chat live with The Real Housewives of New York City during the new episode tonight!

Everyone wants to talk about Real Housewives while were watching it, but wouldn’t it be perfect if we could talk to the housewives themselves while we’re watching? Guess, what? We can! Bravo is working with an interactive chatting site, Talkbubble, to host a chatting party with the New York City Housewives and producers of the…

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Did Reggie Bush cheat on Kim Kardashian with aspiring singer January Gessert?

The storyline is that Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian some time in the last several weeks because she wants to get married and he didn’t. He even had a brief conversation with Kim’s parents, Kris and Bruce Jenner, about his intentions with their daughter, which may have scared him off. Reggie just isn’t…