VIDEOS Teens are using “butt chugging” and vodka tampons to get drunk

ByDarren O

I feel inadequate, unoriginal, and old when I look back now at my glory days of doing keg stands in the back yard. For each generation it seems that teenagers manage to go next-level in creative means to consume alcohol. According to the following report today’s teens are just bypassing the stomach and going straight for the gusto. How are they doing this? The answer my friends is via vodka tampons and butt chugging according to KPHO out of Phoenix.

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First Kim Zolciak wedding photo with Kroy Biermann

ByAsa Hawks

The non-fake celebrity Kim wedding was this weekend in Atlanta as The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak wed her NFL stud muffin beau Kroy Biermann in a lavish ceremony on 11-11-11. See the first photo to emerge of Kim and Kroy in their wedding day finery thanks to Life & Style magazine, who will be featuring lots more photos and behind-the-scenes info in this week’s issue.

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VIDEOS Coonskin cap Carter Johnson tied for greatest eyewitness ever

ByDarren O

After watching Antoine Dodson excitedly explain to peeps that they better hide their kids and wife because there was a rapist on the loose I thought to myself, “Never will thine eyes see such an amazing eyewitness again.” That’s right I went all Biblical “thine” with my quote because the following clip of Floridian, yes this is Florida, Carter Johnson and his coonskin cap explaining what happened during a high speed chase changed my life. I have seen the southern truth and it is awash in Dukes of Hazzard and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and has thusly equaled the greatness that will always be Dodson.

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Kat Von D thanks Jesse James for his alleged 19 mistresses

ByDarren O

Once again Kat Von D is unleashing some blasters on ex-boyfriend Jesse James. The man forever attached to her armpit was the target of a recent Facebook open letter in which the tattoo artist extraordinaire thanked him for having cheated on her with an an alleged 19 different women. Read a pot calling a kettle black and then think it all over with some old school Cher!

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Beverly Hills Housewife Dana Wilkey, fiance John Flynn sued for alleged fraud

ByDarren O

If you’re gonna be a Beverly Hills Housewife, get yourself a great PR person and an even better lawyer! Dana Wilkey and her fiancé John Flynn are being sued for allegedly defrauding an investor out of 53,000 buckaroos. Read on for details and to get Flynn’s response.

Is this Rob Kardashian’s secret girlfriend?

ByStarcasm Staff

Rob Kardashian is burnin’ it up on the dance floor while his sister gets burned at the stake by the press after her divorce fall-out, so nobody probably cares too much who the mystery girl he’s talking about in his Twitter feed is.

Except us! We’re tired of Kim’s drama, and want to know who Rob was talkin’ on Twitter about when he said “I got such a cool girl! AHHHH” last night right after he tweeted “Coldplay: Us Against the World.”

Here’s a good guess who might have stolen Rob’s heart.

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RHOA: Did Kim Zolciak fire assistant Sweetie Hughes?

ByStarcasm Staff

We got to watch Kim Zolciak’s assistant Sweetie Hughes help Kim’s now-husband Kroy Beirmann arrange a surprise 33rd birthday party for Kim, but now things apparently aren’t so sugary between the two of them. Last season of Real Housewives of Atlanta there was a controversy when Kim was seen on camera yelling at Sweetie, causing some of her castmates and RHOA fans to think Kim was being abusive towards Sweetie.

Now it looks like Sweetie is no longer working for Kim

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PHOTOS Snooki shows off her new tattoos at 24th birthday party at LAX Nightclub

ByAsa Hawks

Snooki celebrated her 24th birthday at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas Saturday night and she used the opportunity to show off her elaborate new shoulder tattoos! In addition to the large crowned pink heart tattoo that the Jersey Shore star revealed back in September Snooki also had a couple shooting stars amidst wavy motion lines added over top.

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Flipping Out’s Jenni Pulos gets engaged to Jonathan Nassos, orthopedic surgeon from Chicago

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak wasn’t the only Bravolebrity with some good matrimonial news this weekend! In addition to Kim’s nuptials, Flipping Out star (and world-class rapper) Jenni Pulos announced on Twitter that her man, Dr. Jonathan Nassos, popped the question earlier today! Keep reading to find out all about Jenni’s mystery man and future star of Jenni Getting Married?

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Kailyn Lowry joins Jenelle Evans on The Road To Redemption Tour with And By Love

ByStarcasm Staff

We announced last week that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans was going to be making appearances across the state of North Carolina as part of of “The Road To Redemption Tour” alongside alternative music group And By Love. The tour’s sponsor, Life Is Good Agency Group, is proud to announce that Jenelle’s co-star (and good friend) Kailyn Lowry will be joining the tour as well! Keep reading for all the deets!

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PHOTOS Kim Zolciak’s $58,000 Baracci wedding dress

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Zolciak and fun-bunned beau Kroy Biermann got married in Atlanta earlier today and it may surprise you to know Kim was wearing… a second-hand dress! That’s right, Kim bought a used wedding gown! But, before you start tweeting your joy at Nene Leakes, you should know that it wasn’t just any used wedding dress – it was an elaborate designer dress designed by famed Beverly Hills designer Baracci that originally cost $58,000! Keep for photos of the dress (and Kim in it!) as well as the story of her purchasing the dress from the founder of the website where she got it.

Real Life Mrs. Robinson: Ex-Mayor Linda Lusk blames sex with daughter’s 14-year-old boyfriend on depression from death of son with genetic disorder

ByStarcasm Staff

ABC is taking a strange angle in their reporting of an adult-child sexting scandal. 49-year-old former Mayor of Prosser, Washington Linda Lusk was caught sexting (even a sending pic of herself in her bra) to her teenage daughter Carly’s 14-year-old ex-boyfriend Bubba. Linda and her husband Kevin are explaining the dirty text messages by blaming it on Linda’s depression after the death of her son Taylor, who passed away after living for 15 years with the crippling genetic disorder Trisomy 13.

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Teen Mom 3 Alex Sekella biography with photos & videos

ByAsa Hawks

As the Teen Mom Universe anxiously awaits the December 6 premiere of the second season of Teen Mom 2 the identities of some of the girls featured in the upcoming fourth season of 16 and Pregnant continue to leak out. First we had Katie Yeager a couple months ago, and now we have 17-year-old Alexandria Sekella of Neffs, Pennsylvania. Keep reading for the 411 on Alexandria and her daughter Arabella including numerous photos and even videos of Alexandria dancing and singing!

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VIDEO – Beavis and Butt-head make fun of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s boob job

ByStarcasm Staff

MTV doesn’t mind poking a little fun at itself, and their rebooted classic Beavis and Butthead is the perfect vehicle to impose a little self snark at shows like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom. They used to make fun of the music videos MTV played, but that was a bygone era when the words behind network initials meant something [anyone remember The Learning Channel (TLC) or Arts & Entertainment (A & E)?]

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PHOTOS Demi Lovato bares her chest at Latin Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Domo arigato Demi Lovato!

Demi Lovato was more like Demi No-bra-to at last night’s Latin Grammy Awards as the 19-year-old singer wore a fuchsia gown with a neckline that plunged more than Greg Louganis! Keep reading for the chestacular pics that also highlight Demi’s new red hair, albeit slightly faded.

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Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak’s wedding is today, 11-11-11

ByAsa Hawks

Remembering his anniversary is going to be no problem for Kroy Biermann, who is marrying The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak later today, joining thousands of other couples tying the knot on 11-11-11. Keep reading for Kim’s excited tweets on her special day!

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Kim Richards’ son Chad Davis is dating Kim’s boyfriend’s daughter Gaby Blumenfeld

ByAsa Hawks

Wait, what?

It seems boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld wasn’t the only romantic secret The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards was keeping. Her 20-year-old son Chad Davis is reportedly dating Ken’s 18-year-old daughter Gabrielle “Gaby” Blumenfeld! Keep reading for the deets and pics of the young lovebirds!

Lady Gaga tweets Marry The Night video still on a gurney with nurses; loathes reality

ByStarcasm Staff

Little monsters everywhere are anticipating Lady Gaga’s newest music video for “Marry the Night.” The Mother Monster and her team have been working hard trying to keep things under wraps, but she tweeted the above image last night with a quote evoking theatrics, imagination, and basically her whole life-as-performance philosophy: “It’s Not that I’ve been Dishonest, It’s Just that I Loathe Reality.” Click for more details on the “Marry the Night” video!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and dance instructor Ilyse Baker teaming up on workout video for moms?

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham continues to come up with ideas to expand her media empire, the latest of which appears to be a creating a fitness/workout video for moms with California dance instructor to the stars Ilyse Baker!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2 premieres December 6 – Official MTV Press Release

ByAsa Hawks

MTV officially announced earlier today that the gals of Teen Mom 2 will be returning for their second season on December 6 at 10pm ET/PT! KEep reading for the full press release from MTV and start preparing for the drama mama roller coast to begin again!

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber wins BAMBI Award for largest collar ever

ByAsa Hawks

While alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater continues to stir up controversy at home here in the States, Justin Bieber continues his European Awards Shows Tour. His latest stop was Wiesbaden, Germany where the teen superstar was on hand to pick up his golden fawn for hugest collar ever “Entertainer” at the 2011 BAMBI Awards. Keep reading to see pics of The Biebs and find out what the heck a BAMBI Award is!

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MUG SHOTS Women cut man over 300 times in bloody, sexual satanic ritual

ByDarren O

An unnamed 18-year-old man from Phoenix, Arizona put himself on a bus and rode all the way to Wisconsin to meet with Rebecca Chandler (22) of Milwaukee. He met her online and what happened to him at first seemed like an okay deal until things went way wrong. Wrong as in 300 wounds, bloody satanic ritual wrong. Read on for the bloody details and see the two cringe worthy mug shots of the alleged cutters.

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RHOBH: Kim Richards’ cocktail of prescription drugs caused erractic behavior, not alcohol or meth

ByStarcasm Staff

Everyone remembers the shocking moment when Kim Richards’ own sister accused her of being an alcoholic during the season finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Then, after they wrapped filming, Kim went to rehab, but checked herself out after a week.

But when the new season started filming again, Kim seemed more out of it than ever. She misses many of the pre-arranged Housewives engagements, and when she’s there, she’s late and appears intoxicated. Sometimes she slurs her words, appears more animated than normal, and during the infamous “game night,” she went to the bathroom numerous times; leading Brandi Glanville to accuse her of being on meth. She’s also been cagey with her sister Kyle about the details of an impending move, which turned out to be her trepidation about introducing sister Kyle to her new boyfriend Ken.

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Christopher Walken to star in film with Tom Waits, break world record for awesome, end Hollywood, etc

ByAsa Hawks

Blueprint Pictures and CBS films have just announced that singer/actor/raspy Übermensch Tom Waits will be joining the cast of their upcoming film project Seven Psychopaths, which means he will be sharing the screen alongside actor/comedian/dancer/cowbell enthusiast Christopher Walken – creating perhaps the hippest on screen pairing of all time!

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16 & Pregnant’s Ebony Jackson-Rendon giving rehab another try

ByDarren O

Ebony Jackson-Rendon of 16 & Pregnant fame is giving rehab another go following her arrest after her home was found covered in human and dog feces. Find out who the reliable source is with this information and why today is supposed to be a very important one for her and her husband Josh.

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Ashton Kutcher on self-imposed Twitter restriction following Paterno gaffe

ByDarren O

Ashton Kutcher has learned a valuable lesson. Don’t tweet off your disgust about something until you’ve got the facts. Especially when it involves child molestation charges and you’ve got yourself over 8,000,000 followers. Find out how an uninformed tweet about ousted coach Joe Paterno has led to a self-imposed Twitter ban for A-Kutch.

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Jordan Ward Finder’s baby stops breathing, taken to the hospital

ByAsa Hawks

On Sunday we shared the good news that 16 and Pregnant Season 3 star Jordan Ward Finder had given birth to her second child, daughter Arri Monroe Finder. Earlier this afternoon Arri stopped breathing and had to be taken back to the hospital where she is currently being cared for in the neonatal intensive care unit. Keep reading for the sketchy details.

UPDATE – Jordan shared on Twitter earlier today (November 10) that Arri is fine and may have sleep apnea.

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PHOTOS Nicki Minaj performs at the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight was the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and adding to the visual smorgasbord of colorful unmentionables and elaborate matching costumes was the queen of elaborate and colorful herself, Nicki Minaj. Keep reading for pictures of Miss Minaj performing “Super Bass” on stage, including one with a VS Angel sporting a skirt that must have been stolen right out of Nicki’s closet!

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How much money does the Hunger Games movie need to make for Lionsgate to justify a sequel?

ByRuby Turpin

Unlike the big six studios who can count on amusement parks and cable networks to boost their bottom lines, Lionsgate counts on tv shows and and movies. Despite a few successes over the last four years, some big failures have put them in a bit of a bind. They need a big movie to straighten out their balance sheet. But, just how big does the Hunger Games need to be for Lionsgate to commit to a sequel (or three)?

VIDEO Teacher Cindy Clifton charged with having sex with 11 students + mug shot photos

ByAsa Hawks

Tipton, Tennessee middle school teacher Cindy Clifton was charged with 14 counts of rape by an authority figure after a three-month investigation determined she allegedly had sex with 11 teenage students. The sexual encounters reportedly took place at her Covington, Tennessee home where she would supply alcohol to her teenage daughter and friends. Clifton faces 53 total charges and will be arraigned on Thursday. Keep reading for a video report and Clifton’s tearful mug shot photos after her arrest.

PHOTO Kate Winslet’s wax likeness is eerily great

ByDarren O

When Leonardo DiCaprio’s character from Titanic, Jack, drew his beloved Rose, portrayed by actress Kate Winslet, he did a pretty good job of recreating her. His reward has some backseat nookie on a sinking ship. Well if that’s the case I’m not sure what Kate will have to give the folks with Madame Tussauds because her wax likeness is uncanny. Check out a side-by-side featuring the same ensemble and decide for yourself if they did a great job.

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Kyle Richards addresses Kim Richards’ new boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld on her blog

ByAsa Hawks

In Sunday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards was caught completely by surprise when her sister Kim revealed that she wasn’t going to be moving closer to Kyle, as she had been suggesting for some time, but was instead moving in right next door – with her secret boyfriend of more than a year, Ken Blumenfeld! Keep reading to find out if Kyle’s initial negative reaction to the news has changed as she talks about Kim and Ken in her most recent blog post.

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PHOTOS American Hoggers’ horsewoman Leah Penick

ByDarren O

When the show American Hoggers first came across my radar I was immediately drawn to Krystal Campbell and for good reason, but now that I’ve been watching my eyes turn more and more to family friend Leah Penick. See some great photos of the accomplished horsewoman and find out why she’s so helpful to the Campbells when the terrain gets rough.

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MUG SHOT Face melted meth maker busted making meth again

ByDarren O

I wonder what Breaking Bad’s methamphetamine producing perfectionist Walter White would think of Heather Raybon from Milton, Florida? In 2004 Heather had her face darn near melted off during a meth lab explosion but she was back at it cooking again and police busted her at her mobile home while searching for a different fugitive.

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Joe Paterno announces retirement amid molestation scandal

ByDarren O

Joe Paterno is the winningest coach in top level college football history but his legacy will now forever be tarnished by the molestation scandal that has rocked Penn State University. Read his official statement and let us know if you believe he failed what police called a, “moral obligation,” to inform them of what he knew about long time assistant coach Jerry Sandusky.

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VIDEO Mariah Carey drops 70lbs, reveals post baby body

ByDarren O

The greatest selling female artist in music history, Mariah Carey, made a big splash via the The Rosie Show displaying an impressive post twin-baby body. She sat down with Rosie and revealed that she has dropped an amazing 70lbs after being just 6 months out from having given birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe. See her smokin’ hot Jenny Craig commercial and read her comments about why it’s more about health than, “Hey, look at me.”

PHOTO You can play with Katherine Heigl’s Cabbage Patch

ByDarren O

Ever since I caught Katherine Heigl in the hilarious film Knocked Up I’ve thought to myself, “What I wouldn’t give to spend some alone time with Katherine Heigl’s cabbage patch, kid.” Well dreams do come true even if they aren’t exactly the way you intended. See the doll of an actress and producer as a doll as she shares her likeness for a great charity.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood can totally relate to Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!

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Dourtney destroys Dr. Drew’s dream with implant free breasts

ByDarren O

Dourtney made their way to Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers to prove once and for all that Courtney Stodden has not had breast implants. See the clip where things got weird during an exam leaving Dr. Drew to falsely proclaim that she did indeed have an implant. In addition find out why no implants does not mean that she hasn’t had her breasts augmented.

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Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 20th baby!

ByStarcasm Staff

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar announced that they’re expecting their 20th baby almost two years after their youngest baby Josie was born under traumatic medical circumstances.

Is Michelle’s health in danger?

45-year-old Michelle reports that she’s about 3 months along, feels good, and is “past the sickness stage now.”

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans joining band And By Love on “Road To Redemption Tour”

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has really turned her life around over the last few months, and the formerly troubled teen plans to share her story with other young people by going on tour! She will be speaking at numerous locations throughout North Carolina alongside alternative band And By Love, who will also speak and be performing concerts at the events.

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VIDEO Octomom beats Long Island Lolita in celebrity boxing ring

ByDarren O

This is like the incredible Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler minus any hope of redemption or greater purpose. Two Double-D-listers Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Amy “Long Island Lolita” Fisher went toe-to-toe and preposterously over-sized big-glove-to-big-glove in a “celebrity” boxing match last night. See clips and a photo from the “fight.”

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VIDEO Women collapse in court after being sentenced to life for murder of 3-year-old

ByDarren O

Erica Mae Butts and Shanita Latrice Cunningham both 25 from Summerville, South Carolina, were sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of beating three-year-old Serenity Richardson to death. What followed was a courtroom calamity as both women collapsed and had to be wheeled out by court officials.

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Attention Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s DNA and his lawyers are coming!

ByDarren O

The saga of Mariah Yeater and her paternity claim against Justin Bieber kept chugging along this weekend as TMZ is reporting that the Biebs will submit his DNA for a paternity test. According to sources, the lawyers representing Bieber are now going to address this situation head on. They are not only going to submit DNA testing but plan on suing Yeater to make an example out of her. The young star is over in Europe right now and plans on submitting his proof as soon as he returns in a couple of weeks. Read the response from Yeater’s attorneys and my reaction to why I think it’s a good move for J.B. and B-A-D news for Yeater.

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PHOTO 16 and Pregnant’s Jordan Ward Finder gives birth to second child

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant Season 3 star Jordan Ward inder has given birth to her second child! Arri Monroe Finder (pronounced Are-e) was born this morning (November 6, 2011) at 12:23 AM. She was 6 pounds 12 ounces and 18 inches long. Congrats to Jordan and her husband Brian! (Keep reading for a photo and Jordan’s tweets from just before and after giving birth)

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RHOA Sheree Whitfield hired castmate Phaedra Parks to sue ex-husband Bob Whitfield for child support

ByStarcasm Staff

This year Phaedra Parks got closer to Real Housewives of Atlanta castmate Sheree Whitfield when she helped Sheree legally fight her ex-husband Bob Whitfield for back child support. On the very first season of RHoA Sheree bragged about hopefully getting a “seven-figure settlement” from Bob, a former NFL offensive tackler. That never panned out, and neither did Sheree’s fashion line, so she had to downsize her house in Atlanta, and lowered her expectations.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian waits outside Kris Humphries’ home in Minnesota

ByAsa Hawks

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Kim Kardashian caught a flight to Minnesota to talk with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries “because she felt like she owed it to Kris to talk things through with him face-to-face.” But, it seems Kris didn’t get the memo because Kim was photographed this evening waiting impatiently at the back door of Kris Humphries’ Minnesota house!

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PHOTOS Snooki and JWoww at the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

It’s only been a few months since Snooki took Florence, Italy by storm while filming the fourth season of Jersey Shore, and now the diminutive diva has once again made the trek cross the pond – this time to Belfast, Northern Ireland for the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards! Keep reading to see Snooki showing off her slimmer, trimmer figure and a brand new towering hairdo to replace her famous pouf!

UPDATE – Now with JWoww too!