VIDEO Stranger danger training helps save 7-year-old from Walmart abduction

ByDarren O

On Wednesday morning 7-year-old Brittney Baxter was grabbed by an adult male in the toy aisle of the Bremen, Georgia Walmart. Thankfully young Brittney remembered her stranger danger training from school and did what she was taught to do and her actions prevented her abduction. See the scary clip, what Brittney did to get herself out of the dangerous situation, then get the criminal history of the man accused of the crime and a detailed list of tips for children K-5 on what to do in case of a possible abduction.

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The Pauly D Project to premiere March 29 on MTV, features Britney Spears, 50 Cent, and more

ByAsa Hawks

MTV undoubtedly captured lightning in a bottle with the charismatic crew of its smash reality series Jersey Shore, and now they’re hoping one of the show’s most beloved cast members will be able to continue that success on his own as the network announces The Pauly D Project will premiere March 29, right after the revamped Punk’d. Keep reading for all the details, including the big celebrity names lined up to appear on the first season!

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PHOTOS Lindsay Lohan attends 2012 amfAR New York Gala

ByAsa Hawks

As a celebrity blog we are contractually obligated to do some sort of Lindsay Lohan post once a month, and since the troubled starlet has somehow managed to avoid making headlines with another arrest, posing nude in a magazine, helping to kill Osama Bin Laden, revealing secret love affairs with Heath Ledger, having serious issues with her teeth, or getting into yet another scuffle with her mom or dad, this month’s update is merely a visual check-in as Lindsay posed for photos on the red carpet at the 2012 amfAR Gala in New York City last night.

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Katy Perry signs off on smiley face divorce settlement from Russell Brand

ByDarren O

While the split of Kris “sad boxes” Humphries and Kim Kardashian is taking a turn for the worse stars Katy Perry and Russell Brand are showing how this difficult emotional time can be handled with humility, grace and smiley faces 🙂 Perry and Brand have reached an official settlement in their divorce as is indicated by court documents we obtained. When you sign off with a smiley face and your ex-husband seeks no spousal support even though he had every right to pursue that avenue I think you have a great opportunity to remain friends in the future. How refreshing!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans on The Soup with Joel McHale

ByAsa Hawks

Forget all the tabloids and the talk shows and the celebrity blogs – you haven’t really hit the big time until Joel McHale makes fun of you on The Soup! So let me be the first to congratulate Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, whose post-court appearance breakdown with ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp earned the scorn of mockery master McHale on Wednesday night’s episode! KEep reading for both the online version as well as the version that actually aired on TV.

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VIDEO The Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson autotuned with Ben Flajnik for “I Got The Rose”

ByAsa Hawks

If you’re one of the millions of people tuning in every Monday night to watch winemaker Ben Flajnik look for love on ABC’s The Bachelor, then you are probably one of the millions who want to blow a hole in their TVs with a shotgun every time model Courtney Robertson starts one of her snooty rants about all the ways she is edgier, awesomer, and less prude than the other ladies in the house. If this is the case for you, then I absolutely guarantee there is at least one video of Courtney that won’t have you loading ammunition and it comes thanks to the hard work of a fan and the magic of autotune!

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Tabloid covers for the week of February 20, 2012

ByAsa Hawks

Last week’s tabloid covers were dominated by Demi Moore’s troubles, but this week Demi takes a back seat on all but one publication (The National Enquirer) and is replaced as the main cover story by a diverse cast of tabloid-worthy staples like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, Khloe Kasrdashian, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans and The Bachelor Ben Flajnik with [SPOILER ALERT] rumored fiance Courtney Robertson.

Lady Gaga announces Born This Way Ball tour dates, reveals poster and stage set design sketch

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Tour was one of the most elaborate, entertaining, and successful concert tours in the history of our planet. LG announced earlier this week the follow up to the Monster Ball would be called (appropriately enough) the Born This Way Ball, and today she shared the first 11 dates on the tour! Keep reading for the dates as well as the official tour poster and a sketch of the elaborate stage set!

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Spare Parts: A dedication to the moms of Teen Mom 2

ByDarren O

Last night’s penultimate episode of Teen Mom 2 was an hour and a half roller coaster of emotions and learning the hard way via the school of hard knocks. We’ve admittedly got a soft spot for our girls and find ourselves pulling for them to break through the very real problems they face and to better themselves for the future of their children. As the curtain closed and we saw Leah overcome with the reality of her impending divorce, I was reminded of a song called “Spare Parts” and thought I’d share it. It’s a reminder that even in these moments in time where each turn seems like a bad one there’s grace, strength, conviction and love to be found.

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Snooki states she’s bi, drops Jersey Shore quote of the day

ByDarren O

Snooki and JWoww are hittin’ the press circuit gearing up for their spin-off show on MTV. The tall and short guidettes have an undeniably entertaining chemistry and they seem to have a bottomless well of reality quote gold. The ladies from down along the shore discussed everything from sexuality, feminism, misconceptions and The Situation’s sexual orientation in a recent interview. In the middle of the fun read Snooki did what Snook-Snook does and dropped a fantabulous quote about her sexual preferences. Read on for a good one from Nicole and find out who JWoww and her gal-palzoni would most like to emulate in regards to their career.

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What did Joan Rivers look like before plastic surgery?

ByStarcasm Staff

It must be plastic surgery day at starcasm! 78-year-old comedy queen Joan Rivers is as well-known for her surgical procedures as she is for her trail-blazing, envelope-pushing comedy. And she still wants more.

She joked to Australia’s Telegraph “”Every weekend I just go in and I do something new. I get a 10th one free. It’s a little like coffee you just keep going.” But all joking aside, how many has she had?

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Corey Simms and Leah Messer wedding photos – Teen Mom 2 flashback

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight is a special 90-minute episode of Teen Mom 2 in which Leah Messer files for divorce from husband Corey Simms – something fans knew was coming since last April when their filing was published in a local newspaper. Before we all have our hearts broken all over again watching this young couple shatter and split, I thought we might take a short trip down memory lane with some photos from their wonderfully West Virginia wedding ceremony.

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My 600-lb Life’s Donald Shelton before and after weight loss photos

ByDarren O

Tomorrow night, TLC’s My 600-lb Life will introduce us all to the amazing story of Donald Shelton from Pasadena, Texas. The network has followed four different people for 7-years through their journey of gastric bypass surgery and the trials and tribulations that follow. See the preview video for the premiere of David’s episode and see a before and after photo of the young man brave enough to share his story on TV.

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Amber Portwood says she wants her family back, is willing to remain drug free

ByAsa Hawks

During her court hearing yesterday in which a judge accepted her plea deal allowing her to re-enter rehab in lieu of serving jail time, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood said she was committed to her family and being drug free. She also said that once she was released she would finally set up the court-mandated $10,000 college trust fund for her daughter Leah, get her GED, and pay $56 in outstanding court fees. “I understand it’s going to be hard,” she said, “but I have a lot to lose.”

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Mob Wives’ Big Ang invades Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

Angela “Big Ang” Raiola, the latest and greatest breakout star from VH1’s Mob Wives, has taken her drama-be-damned good timin’ bigger-than-life persona from coast to coast! Leaving behind the familiar confines of the Big Apple, Big Ang is currently in Los Angeles where she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live before having dinner at the famous BOA steakhouse. Keep reading for photos of Big Ang at BOA and hilarious videos of her with Jimmy Kimmel!

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“Human Doll” Sarah Burge gave seven-year-old daughter Poppy plastic surgery gift certificates for the future

ByStarcasm Staff

There are so many things going on with this story, it makes the brain whirl!

Sarah Burge is a 50-year-old U.K. lady who supplements her income from “organizing plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels” with selling tabloids stories about herself and her four daughters. The latest headlines is a jaw-dropper that’s landed her a gig on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers (her episode airs today after his Teen Mom update.) She gave her daughter Poppy a gift certificate for breast implants for her seventh birthday as party of a “pamper party.” Last year she made headlines with Poppy for teaching her to dance around a stripper pole.

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Madonna didn’t get paid for Super Bowl performance for good reason

ByDarren O

While the Material Girl sees no problem with her fans saving up all year to drop 300 + for a ticket to her upcoming tour she had absolutely no qualms rocking the Super Bowl halftime for free. Actually, this charitable approach from the performer shouldn’t be a surprise as it’s actually the in vogue thing to do these days. Find out why Madonna felt so charitable and how this trend may be changing in an unexpected way in the near future.

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Kris Humphries to bring down reality TV in Kim Kardashian divorce

ByDarren O

The most hated player in the National Basketball Association, Kris Humphries, has a new strategy in what is becoming an embittered divorce from Kim Kardashian. The man whose sad boxes found no home in the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York While Forgetting About That Kris Dude is setting his sights squarely on the fake fakery that is fake reality TV. Get the deets and watch as we riddle this approach with bullet (point) holes.

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Did Maci Bookout and Kyle King break up?

ByAsa Hawks

Over the last week or so Teen Mom star Maci Bookout and boyfriend Kyle King have seemingly done everything allowed under their MTV contracts to announce to the world they have split up including not-so-subtle tweets, changing Facebook relationship status, Kyle is no longer following Maci on Twitter, and even reliable reports that Maci has been staying with her female friends. So are Maci and Kyle broken up? We believe so, but keep reading for all the evidence and decide for yourself.

PHOTOS Extra’s Maria Menounos in New York Giants bikini in Times Square after losing Super Bowl bet

ByAsa Hawks

For all the broken-hearted New England Patriots fans out there today there is at least one silver lining from last night’s Super Bowl victory by the New York Giants – Extra host (and starcasm babe fave) Maria Menounos was forced to honor her pro-Patriots wager with co-stars Mario Lopez and AJ by wearing a bikini in Times Square after the loss.

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Super Bowl XLVI was the most-watched TV show ever with 111.3 million viewers

ByAsa Hawks

The final numbers are in and last night’s broadcast of the Super Bowl on NBC is officially the most-watched U.S. television program of all time! The final numbers have viewership at 111.3 million, which beats out last year’s Super Bowl on Fox by .3 million. Keep reading for more of the night’s record-breaking numbers including Madonna’s halftime performance and the season premiere of The Voice.

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PHOTO – Why 27-year-old Kelly Osbourne dyed her hair grey

ByStarcasm Staff

27-year-old Fashion Police pundit Kelly Osbourne’s been sporting a questionable hair-do for a while: gray hair (with hints of violet.) Natural gray hair can be really striking and beautiful on a young woman (or man, we’re lookin’ at you Anderson Cooper) when it happens naturally, but Kelly’s is purely from the bottle. Whatever moved her to try this out? (And stick with it?)

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s plea deal accepted, headed to rehab instead of jail for now

ByAsa Hawks

An Indiana judge has approved Teen Mom star Amber Portwood’s plea deal that would allow her to enter rehab in lieu of serving out a 5-year prison sentence for drug possession and violating her probation. As we reported last week, the deal mandates that Portwood successfully completes the Madison County Drug Court program, and if she has any sort of slip up she will be forced to serve out the prison sentence. Keep reading for the details.

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VIDEO Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen blames Super Bowl loss on New England Patriots receivers

ByAsa Hawks

Tom Brady’s Brazilian supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen was leaving the VIP suites at Lucas Oil Stadium after the game last night when she answered the taunts of a Giants fans by saying, “My husband can not f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

The Artist’s Uggie is sick with mysterious shaking disease; retiring after The Oscars

ByStarcasm Staff

If you haven’t seen the magically entertaining The Artist, you’re missing out on a real heckofan entertaining, whimsical film, and you’re also missing out on the full charms of Uggie, Jack Russell Terrier Extraordinaire. (The Artist is a black-and-white silent film, which sounds boring, but it’s absolutely the best bit of fun you could possibly have at the movie theater, or at your home theater if you DVD it when it comes out.)

Uggie narrowly escaped a trip the pound when trainer Omar Von Muller rescued him and trained him into the skillful actor he is today. 10-year-old Uggie was previously seen in early 2011’s Water for Elephants, but truly won the hearts of the world in his show-stealing performance in The Artist. Unfortunately though, after Uggie massive success (which should result in an Oscar, but we’re award shows are so human-centric,) he’s going to have to retire because he’s suffering from a mysterious shaking illness.

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VIDEO Swamp People 3 “This is Your Boss” Super Bowl Commercial

ByRuby Turpin

The fourth quarter of Superbowl XLVI may or may not go down in history for its great football, but it will live forever in the memories of everyone who has ever dreamed of riding in RJ and J Paul Molinere’s airboat, having a cold beer with the Guist Brothers, or hearing Troy Landry yell “choot ’em” in their ear. Because this isn’t just the year of Superbowl XLVI, this is Swamperbowl I! Here’s the “This is Your Boss” video — our first glimpse of Swamp People Season 3.

VIDEO PHOTOS Model Ioana Spangenberg has 20-inch waist

ByAsa Hawks

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the meals of Romanian woman Ioana Spangenberg! The 30-year-old model is quickly becoming an internet sensation after photos of her 20-inch waist grabbed headlines in Europe this weekend. Keep reading for the jaw-dropping photos and a video of Ioana that you have to see to believe!

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VIDEO The Voice “Vocal Kombat” Super Bowl karate commercial

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the action-packed, super campy, and super fun Super Bowl commercial for the second season of NBC’s The Voice featuring judges Christina Aguilera, Blake Shelton, Adam Levine, and Cee Lo Green showing off their kung fu skills as they race to find out which surprise celebrity is behind the beautiful voice wafting through their elegant hotel.

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Swamp People 3: Meet new cast member Chase Landry

ByRuby Turpin

When Troy Landry goes out to hunt alligators, he almost always has his son Jacob at his side. This year, he’ll have a son on both sides because his youngest, Chase, has joined the crew for Swamp People Season 3! What happened to Liz Cavalier, and which Landry will be Troy’s new “chooter?” How will Chase change things on the Landry crew? Keep reading!

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Woman busted in FBI sting for trying to extort Duggar’s cousin, country singer Amy Duggar with “harmless” photos

ByStarcasm Staff

Teresa Hunt was busted in a FBI sting after she tried to extort $10,000 from the Duggar family, or get them off the air in exchange for not releasing what she called “damning” photos of Duggar first cousin (and aspiring country singer) Amy Duggar.

Hunt actually shopped the photos to Radar Online at some point, who declined to buy the photos. The Radar staff says the photos were “harmless snaps rather than incriminating, damning photos,” and at the time they passed on them they had no idea Hunt was trying to extort the Duggars.

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VIDEOS Teen Moms Catelynn, Maci and Kailyn on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom stars Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell will be joining Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry on Tuesday’s episode of Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers to address teen pregnancy and give updates on what is going on in their lives now. They will also “host a town hall meeting with fellow teens at a local Los Angeles high school to discuss teen pregnancy and birth control.” Keep reading to watch a brief preview clip!

UPDATE – Additional clip added with more details about what to expect from the episode!

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Daniel Radcliffe says he was often drunk while filming Harry Potter

ByAsa Hawks

“Hi. My name ish Darry Potter.”

Actor Daniel Radcliffe opened up about his former drinking problem in a recent interview with Heat magazine, including the fact that he would sometimes show up on the set of the Harry Potter films “just gone.” And what about the groupies? “Someone once said to me, ‘You can go outside and pick from the girls at the stage door.'” So what did Harry Potter do? Keep reading to find out!

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Who is reportedly Marlo Hampton’s rich sugar daddy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Marlo Hampton came on the Real Housewives of Atlanta scene with an extensive record, and rumors that she was very smart with the money she got from a former white, rich sugar daddy. The other girls on the show, including Kim Zolciak, who had a similar arrangement with Lee Najar, make fun of Marlo for being a kept woman. Kandi Burruss lit up the blog with this zinger: “Now Marlo, she says she’s always been good with money… she’s good at holding on to money… like, she doesn’t blow money. The question is, does she blow to get money?” Good question.

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VIDEO Snooki says UTI was caused by “butt sex or something” on WWHL

ByAsa Hawks

In case you were wondering why Andy Cohen’s late night talk show is called Watch What Happens Live, last night’s episode would have left little doubt in your mind! Jersey Shore stars Snooki and JWoww were happy to answer questions most guests might consider too embarrassing or risque, often times providing a little too much information in the process. Keep reading to watch the jaw-dropping clip in which Snooki casually explains her theory as to what cause the urinary tract infection that had her peeing in her underwears on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore!

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RHOC’s Vicki Gunvalson’s ex-husband Donn has cancer

ByStarcasm Staff

Donn Gunvalson’s stepson Michael Wolfsmith told The National Enquirer that his mom’s ex-husband Donn Gunvalson has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. He said that this cancer diagnosis, and also Brianna’s elopement have caused things in their household to be weird, and even though Vicki and Donn are divorcing (Vicki is also dating a new man), the whole family is pulling for him.

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Dad shoots son for singing karaoke Kenny Chesney, son ain’t mad about it

ByDarren O

Country singing star Kenny Chesney leads the way with 9 ACM Award nominations. Just don’t mention that crap to William Oller Sr. of Singletown, California because he just might shoot you son. Or shoot his son! Read on to find out how Sr. went about shutting Jr. up and why after a few bullets his son ain’t mad about it. Now that’s country!

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Adam Lambert announced as new Queen front man

ByAsa Hawks

Mama mia, mama mia! American Idol alum Adam Lambert has officially been announced as the lead singer for Queen’s upcoming summer tour along with original Queen members Brian May and Roger Taylor. Keep reading for Adam’s statement and find out what he has to say about whether or not he can replace Freddie Mercury!

New Jersey teen made death threat against Taylor Armstrong’s daughter

ByDarren O

Embattled Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Taylor Armstrong as well as her young daughter, Kennedy, received death threats from a New Jersey teen via Twitter. Find out why the FBI took this very seriously and how this is an important lesson in protecting yourself and your loved ones when threatened via social media.

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Jamie Lynn Spears opens up about being 16 and pregnant, discusses Teen Mom

ByDarren O

Long before the show 16 & Pregnant forever changed the television landscape Jamie Lynn Spears was the fierce target of the tabloid universe for being just that. In a recent interview with Glamour, the now 21-year-old discusses that crazy time and how she’s evolved and matured in the process. Catch up with Jamie and get her thoughts on the Teen Mom phenomenon and learn how more than possibly anyone, she can relate to what the stars from Teen Mom go through.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Madonna answers awkward and lame questions at Super Bowl XLVI press conference

ByAsa Hawks

Madonna looked fantastic as she took the stage at a Super Bowl XLVI press conference earlier today to talk about her upcoming halftime performance. The Queen of Pop seemed quite restrained as she fielded a seemingly unending stream of awkward and lame questions ranging from “How much help do you get?” to “So, I’m assuming no kiss after this?” Keep reading to watch a video of the entire press conference and see a couple photos of what a lifetime of cardio looks like!

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Anti-gay activists One Million Moms ask JC Penney to fire Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson

ByStarcasm Staff

Ellen DeGeneres is working with JC Penney (rebranded as JCP) as they try to rejuvenate their company (the ads with all the screaming didn’t exactly help with that, somebody page Don Draper.)

But thanks to the anti-gay conservative Christina activist group One Million Moms (which only has about 40,000 likes on Facebook, btw) JCP’s getting some extra free press. OMM calls for a boycott of JCP’s products unless they drop Ellen, just because she’s openly gay.

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VIDEOS Bering Sea Gold’s Emily Riedel, the opera singer

ByDarren O

As if being a self described “wild Alaskan” and a beautiful Bohemian gold hunting gal isn’t enough it turns out that Bering Sea Gold’s Emily Riedel’s first career choice is that of an opera singer! We did some serious profiling of the glorious deckhand from the Clark but felt that her opera career was worthy of its own post. She’s got gold fever but her priorities lie in the higher ranges of that of a classical singer. Check out a graceful and poised Emily performing Bach and Schubert.

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Bering Sea Gold’s Emily Riedel is a pioneering deckhand opera singing beauty

ByAsa Hawks

Bering Sea Gold exploded onto the airwaves Friday night scoring the highest rated debut in the history of the Discovery Channel. If you missed it, than you also missed one of the most intriguing women to ever grace the reality landscape, Emily Riedel. Emily is a Bohemian beauty native of Alaska who just so happens to be an opera singing, gold hunting, massage therapist, pursuing an opera masters degree in Vienna. Find out all about my newest TV crush including photos, a video, bio information and more.

Wealthy businessman sued for DUI wrongful death adopts girlfriend; is it incest for them to have sex?

ByStarcasm Staff

48-year-old 2ealthy Polo club founder John Goodman, who is currently in the middle of a civil case over a drunk driving death he caused in 2010, is receiving a lot of heat for adopting his 42-year-old girlfriend Heather Hutchins October 2011. Not only is that a weird act, but plaintiff’s attorneys believe this odd legal action was a blatant attempt to shield his assets from the legal proceedings.

Sounds sort of fishy, but while the legal system works out this mess, it still begs the question: Now that his girlfriend is his daughter, is it legally considered incest to have sex with her?

How did Leslie Carter die? Details emerge about Nick and Aaron Carter’s sister’s death

How did Leslie Carter die? Details emerge about Nick and Aaron Carter’s sister’s death

ByDarren O

House of Carters reality star Leslie Carter, the sister of Backstreet Boys Nick and Aaron Carter, passed away on Tuesday at the too-young age of 25. The grieving family kept information tight on what happened but details are starting to emerge on how she may have died. Read on for the latest.

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My 600 lb Life’s Melissa Morris before and after 500 pound weight loss

ByStarcasm Staff

Melissa Morris, the subject of a special 2 hour premiere episode of TLC’s new show My 600-lb Life, was filmed by the network over the last seven years as she struggled to lose over 500 pounds. Formerly tipping the scales at 673 pounds, she now triumphantly weighs in at 170. Now that she weighs a fourth of what she once weighed, she’s struggling to redefine her relationship with her husband Chris, who married her when she was heavy, and to see herself as she looks today, not as she was when she was over 600 pounds and immobile.

Pfizer issues massive recall on mispackaged birth control pills

ByDarren O

Consider this a serious heads up to those of you who read starcasm and could possibly be effected by this recent news. Pfizer has recalled a million possibly mispackaged birth control blister packs. Find out which blister packets of the pill are being recalled and what you need to do if this effects you.

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Snooki smushes pregnancy rumors, takes it as a shot at her weight

ByDarren O

It didn’t take long for Snooki to deny the pregnancy rumors that were stirred up by Radar via Star Magazine. As we previously reported they were citing “insider sources” who claimed that she was hiding a secret pregnancy with boyfriend Jionni LaValle. Read what she had to say and how she turned the whole thing into an issue about weight.

Internet spooked by scary woman behind the couch photo

ByAsa Hawks

It’s not often I get to do a post about a photo of a piece of furniture (I think the closest I have come is when I wrote about Teresa Giudice’s bankruptcy auction), but today I get that rare opportunity thanks to the viral heebie jeebie inducing couch photo above. It might seem like your everyday sofa photo at first glance, but if you look long enough you might just poop your britches when you find yourself face to face with…

THE WOMAN BEHIND THE COUCH!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2 S2 E10 After Show and bonus footage break down: Kailyn isn’t okay with Jo’s ‘groupies’

ByDarren O

We’re getting deep into the 2nd season of Teen Mom 2. Wednesday finds us once again breaking down the After Show and bonus footage from MTV for last night’s episode. For this Wednesday wake-up call we’ve got Jenelle and her total backstabbing court situation with Delp, Leah’s exasperation at Corey’s inability to express himself and where he’s coming from as their marriage crumbles, Chelsea not talking about Adam for the most part which is awesome, and Kailyn trying to explain why she thinks it’s okay for her to have a boyfriend but not all right for Jo to have one of his “groupies.”

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Snooki is reportedly pregnant with boyfriend Jionni LaValle’s baby, according to Star Magazine

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki is reportedly expecting a little Snooki-wooki with long-time boyfriend Jionni LaValle.

Star‘s website partner Radar Online says a source told them “She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” but she has “been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

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Justin Bieber’s dad Jeremy Bieber bashes nephew’s face in reported drunken bar brawl

ByAsa Hawks

According to reports Justin Bieber’s father Jeremy Bieber has serious issues dealing with reality. According to a family source the former mixed martial arts fighter punched his 20-year-old nephew Tylor in the face repeatedly after he told Biebs Sr. he was living off his son and “wouldn’t be anything if it wasn’t for Justin.” Keep reading for all the sad details, including Justin Bieber’s dad’s drunken plea, “Don’t call me Justin Bieber’s dad!”

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton rocks faux garter stockings at a gas station, covers FHM, does other fierce stuff

ByAsa Hawks

Fun fashionista Paris Hilton flashed some fierce faux garters as she popped in to a Los Angeles gas station earlier today, a look very reminiscent of her flirty fetishtastic February FHM cover. Keep reading for her photos from the gas station, the FHM cover, a behind-the-scenes video from her photo shoot for the magazine, and a recent picture of Paris from the red carpet. It’s a Paris party post y’all!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Star Wars mash ups

ByAsa Hawks

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. alternate universes collided as the stars of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 merged with the iconic creations from the world of George Lucas’s Star Wars films. The result is an entirely meaningless and silly handful of mash up images straight from the planet of Teenmomtooine.

UPDATED! Now with Jenelle and Kailyn!