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Jersey Shore cast react to Hurricane Sandy devastation, to participate in “Restore the Shore” special

ByLindsay

The Jersey Shore cast may have said goodbye to the Shore after filming their sixth and last season there over the summer, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t just as devastated about the damage done there by Hurricane Sandy. In fact, they are planning on doing whatever they can to help rebuild.

Next great American author? Britney Spears to write a fiction novel based on her life

ByStarcasm Staff

Britney Spears is in talks with HarperCollins imprint It Books to publish a roman a clef (a fictionalized version of her own life experiences.) No word yet on expected publish date, but if this pans out Britney will join the ranks of Snooki and Lauren Conrad.

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50 Shades of Grey baby and kids’ clothes

ByLindsay

Fifty Shades of Grey has taken the world by storm, and while the book is known for it’s explicitly erotic scenes, that hasn’t stopped creative momtrepreneurs from figuring out ways to show their passion for the book and its main character, Christian Grey, with custom-made baby clothes! Keep reading for a sampling of what’s available including prices and links to where you can purchase your own!

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 stars talk to E! News about fame, mistakes, and teen pregnancy

ByLindsay

Teen Mom 2 Season 3 premieres in just under a week, and the girls have made their annual trip to New York City to promote the new season. Yesterday, Jenelle Evans, Kail Lowry, Leah Calvert, and Chelsea Houska talked to E! News about the fame that has come along with the show, how they’ve learned from their mistakes, and why they signed on to do the show in the first place.

Lindsay Lohan to be charged for fibbing to the police

ByDarren O

It looks like Lindsay Lohan has taken the latest lead in the “other” tight race on America’s mind; “Who is the most dangerous actress behind the wheel in L.A. County, Amanda Bynes or Lindsay Lohan?” According to sources with TMZ, Lindsay Lohan will be officially charged for lying to police officers about an accident involving her infamous road-rammin’ Porsche. Find out which accident we’re talking about and if this latest trouble will land LiLo back in the pokey.

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The Starcasm Presidential Election poll

ByAsa Hawks

Here at Starcasm we usually avoid political issues because they are so divisive. (We choose instead to focus in on what’s important, such as gossip, celebrity wardrobe malfunctions, and Honey Boo Boo) But, in honor of election day, we thought it might be fun to do a poll and find out which presidential candidate our readers favor! And unlike the real election, if you don’t live in a swing state your vote still counts! 😉

Sam Worthington mug shot photo from Atlanta arrest outside Vortex restaurant

ByAsa Hawks

Avatar actor Sam Worthington must have been at one heck of a Real Housewives of Atlanta premiere pre-party Saturday night because he was refused entry at one of the city’s famous Vortex restaurant locations late last night for allegedly being too intoxicated (and also for not having proper ID). Worthington then reportedly got into an altercation in which “he allegedly pushed the doorman twice and the doorman responded by pepper spraying him and putting him in cuffs until the cops arrived,” according to the police report.

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Kim’s sober, but still fighting sister Kyle Richards on RHOBH’s Season 3

ByLindsay

Kim Richards may be sober during Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 3, but that doesn’t mean that she and her sister, Kyle Richards, are getting along any better and on tonight’s first episode, the sisters waste no time getting into it over Kyle’s invite to her daughter Portia’s 4th birthday party.

Lacey Wildd willing to risk her life to upgrade LLL breasts to a MMM

ByLindsay

Glamour model Lacey Wildd may be embarrassing her children and unable to sleep comfortable with her size LLL breasts, but that isn’t stopping this mother of 4 from going even bigger. After suffering two torn vertebrae and having an internal bra made of pigskin and her own muscles implanted into her torso, Lacey is ready to upgrade her already 21 pounds breasts to a MMM.

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Drita D’Avanzo and Mob Wives camera crew crash Sandy relief effort

ByLindsay

Drita D’Avanzo and her Mob Wives camera crew showed up to an event over the weekend and while that would usually be exciting for those around her, appearing unannounced to a Hurricane Sandy relief effort was less appreciated. In fact, many volunteers thought it was downright inappropriate that she would take advantage of such a bleak situation to film her show.

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Kate Gosselin upset over pictures of her kids with a pit bull posted by Jon’s girlfriend Liz Jannetta

ByAsa Hawks

Sometimes compared to a pit bull herself by television viewers, former Jon and Kate Plus 8 star Kate Gosselin is none too pleased that her former husband Jon Gosselin’s current girlfriend Liz Jannetta shared photos of two of her eight children playing with one of the controversial pooches. KEep reading to see the photos, read Jannetta’s defense, and see how Kate responded!

How much of Ben Affleck’s Argo movie is true?

ByRuby Turpin

Ben Affleck’s film, Argo, tells the compelling story of six Americans who barely escaped becoming hostages in Iran in 1979, were hidden by Canadians for 10 weeks, and were led to safely by Tony Mendez and his crazy plan to present them as a film crew scoping locations in Tehran for a film. Some of Argo is true, but not all of it. Read on to sort out fact from fiction.

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Shark Tank: How did Barbara Corcoran make her fortune

ByRuby Turpin

Mark Cuban knows how to sell, and Kevin O’Leary has unbelievable timing, but what’s Barbara Corcoran’s business super power? How did she become a Shark? Read on to learn about Barbara’s early lessons in projecting an image of success, and how she has milked that lesson throughout her impressive career.

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Gold Rush: What Happened to Jimmy Dorsey

ByRuby Turpin

It seems like ages ago that Jimmy Dorsey rumbled with Greg Remsburg and then left the Hoffman crew at Porcupine Creek for good. Heck, it seems like ages since the Hoffmans were at Porcupine Creek at all. Read on to see what in the world Jimmy Dorsey is up to these days. Hint: it involves gold mining and reality tv!

Sam Lufti’s case against Britney Spears dismissed by judge

ByLindsay

Britney Spears and her family just had a great day in court. The lawsuit against Britney and her parents Lynne and Jamie brought by her self-proclaimed former manager Sam Lufti has been completely thrown out by a judge who claims that his allegations of libel, breach of contract, and battery don’t add up.

Selena Gomez thinks she would have been a teen mom if she had stayed in Texas

ByLindsay

Selena Gomez is one of the most popular young stars in Hollywood today and while she may have it made now with a successful career and strong relationships, Selena was once headed in the wrong direction and in the December issue of Glamour Magazine, she’s explaining how she nearly became a teen mom.

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VIDEO – Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton’s moving CMA Awards acceptance speech for “Over You”

ByStarcasm Staff

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert must be competing for Cutest and Sweetest Couple in the World. Their “wild” and adorable marriage was featured in this week’s People Magazine, and last night Miranda Lambert gave a moving and tearful CMA acceptance speech for “Over You.”

Amanda Bynes surfaces in a New York tanning salon — and she’s naked

ByLindsay

Amanda Bynes recently moved to New York City after several questionable incidents involving her vehicle and some extremely odd behavior. Since her move last month, she’s stayed out of the spotlight, for the most part, but now Amanda is back and she’s still exhibiting odd behavior. During a visit to Beach Bum Tanning Salon, the retired actress shocked everyone (but not really) when she made an appearance in the lobby area wearing nothing but her birthday suit.

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Exclusive! Danielle Cunningham is pregnant with baby #2 – see her baby bump

ByLindsay

Danielle Cunningham is pregnant! The 16 & Pregnant Season 3 alum has confirmed she will be welcoming her second child with boyfriend Jamie Alderman in summer, 2013. Keep reading for Danielle dishing all of the details on her pregnancy as well as clearing up rumors surrounding the custody of her son and her past drug use.

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PHOTO The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills dress up as The Beverly Hillbilles

ByLindsay

Come and listen to a story
’bout some crazy Housewives
who come on Bravo weekly
to show us ’bout their lives.
Then one day
they got a notion to be silly,
and dressed up for In Touch
as the Beverly Hillbillies!

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Jessica Simpson shows off slim figure in sexy wench Halloween costume

ByLindsay

Jessica Simpson welcomed daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson 6 months ago, but losing the baby weight has proved to be quite the challenge for her after reportedly gaining nearly 70 pounds during her pregnancy. With the help of Weight Watchers, the pop star has reportedly lost 60 pounds and she flaunted her new, slimmer figure in a sexy wench Halloween costume!

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PHOTOS Chris Brown dresses as terrorist in white face for Halloween

ByAsa Hawks

We all know how much Chris Brown likes controversial photos with a violent theme, and the singer didn’t disappoint with a photo of himself and his pals dressed as apparent Arab terrorists for Halloween. In the picture Brown is wearing white face makeup, long beard, turban, and traditional dishdasha or thobe (robe worn by Islamic men) while waving a machine gun above his head. The 23-year-old singer later attended on-again/off-again girlfriend Rihanna’s Halloween bash at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood, still wearing his terrorist garb, sans the beard and white face.

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VIDEO Political ads make little girl cry, we approve her message

ByBilly Devon

All of these endless political ads could make a person cry… Actually they have done just that as 4-year-old Abigael Evans has had enough of all of this Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney mess. See her adorable video that mom uploaded and read NPR’s apology. We are Starcasm and we approve Abby’s message.

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Fashion designer Kaylin Andres to be featured on Season 2 of World of Jenks

ByDarren O

The critically acclaimed World of Jenks is finally returning for a 2nd season on Nov 12 and this time the focus of documentarian Andrew Jenks will be squarely on 3 extraordinary young adults. One of the peeps that Andrew spent an entire year with is fashion designer and so much more, Kaylin Andres. Find out about a truly interesting soul including links, bio, videos, photos and more.

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Kim Kardashian’s producer ex-husband Damon Thomas is joining The X Factor along with Khloe

ByStarcasm Staff

The X Factor producers are REALLY going for the Kardashian drama now. It was recently announced that Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez were cast as cohosts for the live show beginning in November, and now Radar Online reports that Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Damon Thomas, who has been brutal to Kim in the press, will also be joining the show as a mentor!

RUMOR: Did Britney Spears and fiance Jason Trawick break up?

ByStarcasm Staff

The latest issue of Star Magazine claims that Britney Spears is splitting from her fiance Jason Trawick after dating for two years. There is currently no word from their reps confirming or denying the report, but we can keep in mind that the same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were going through a “$67 million divorce” just two weeks ago, which turned out to not be true.

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PHOTO Is Duck Dynasty’s Willie Robertson a vampire, or does he have a 19th century Scottish doppelgänger?

ByRuby Turpin

Willie Robertson is famous for making his family’s duck call business into a dynasty, but might there be something a bit more mysterious behind his success? Could Willie be a vampire? Or, did he have a doppelgänger in nineteenth century Scotland. Either way, this resemblance is creeping me out a little bit.

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Teen Mom 3 cast officially announced, the cast speaks out

ByLindsay

The cast of Teen Mom 3 has finally been confirmed. Earlier this year, MTV announced that four girls from the fourth season of 16 & Pregnant would be chosen for the all new series and while many reports and incriminating photos have surfaced since then, we finally know for sure which of the girl’s lives we will be following.

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Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick headed for a TV wedding?

ByLindsay

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have been together for as long as we can remember, but Kourtney has been hesitant to tie the knot with Scott, even though he is the father of her two children. Now, it looks like the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star has had a change of heart and is ready to make it official with Scott. An, in true Kardashian style, fans may be seeing it all play out on the show.

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The Walt Disney Company acquires Lucasfilm Ltd, announces new Star Wars movies

ByLindsay

The Walt Disney Company has purchased George Lucas’ film company, Lucasfilm Ltd, for $4 billion and is already planning for more Star Wars movies, the earliest of which will premiere in 2015.  “It’s now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers,” Lucas said in a statement.  Lucas, who will act as “creative consultant” on episodes 7 ,8, and 9, had previously told press that the Star Wars franchise was dead, so this news will come as a great surprise to fans. Keep reading for the complete press release, a video in which George Lucas talks about the future of the Star Wars franchise, and forward looking statements from Robert A. Iger (Disney’s Chairman and CEO) and Jay Rasulo (Disney’s Senior Executive Vice President and CFO).

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Storage Wars’ Brandi Passante sues over fake porn video

ByAsa Hawks

Brandi Passante and partner Jarrod Schulz are the “Young Guns” on the A&E hit reality show Storage Wars, but despite the show’s huge success, Brandi has managed to keep her personal life very private. So, imagine her surprise when she received a tweet from notorious internet “stalker porn” king Hunter Moore’s “Is Anyone Up” Twitter account that read “Love the pics” with a link to pornographic images and a video purporting to be Brandi Passante! As you would imagine, Brandi was shocked and has since filed a lawsuit against Moore U.S. District Court in Central California.

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Exclusive! Jennifer Gimenez clears up the rumors, dishes on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByLindsay

Jennifer Gimenez was the target of an internet rumor recently that claimed her BFF Brandi Glanville kicked her out of her home and forced her into treatment for an alleged drug problem. But Jenn is speaking out, clearing up this far-fetched claim, and is also dishing on the upcoming third season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!

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Maci Bookout’s relationship timeline

ByLindsay

Maci Bookout is currently single after a year filled with break-ups, make-ups, and nude photo scandals. The Teen Mom star started off the year with Kyle King, and while the two have tried and tried to make it work, it just doesn’t seem to be in the cards. (Or does it?) But this year wasn’t the only time in which Maci’s love life was complicated. We’ve put together a timeline of her relationships, dating all the way back to her appearance on 16 and Pregnant, and running right up through Bentley’s 4th birthday party this weekend.

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Halloween PHOTOS: Chord Overstreet as Brad Pitt in Chanel No. 5 ad, Emma Roberts as aunt Julia in Pretty Woman

ByStarcasm Staff

Both Chord Overstreet and Emma Roberts (who used to date, but that’s besides the point) dressed up as other celebrities for Halloween. Chord channeled idol Brad Pitt in his broody Chanel No. 5 ad, and Emma Roberts went as her aunt Julia’s prostitute role in Pretty Woman.

VIDEO Pumpkin Tetris anyone? Check out this working Tetris jack-o-lantern!

ByAsa Hawks

What do you get when you combine Halloween, a chronic tinkerer, a classic video game, and the internet? Pumpktris! That’s right, a fully functioning Tetris jack-o-lantern made with LED lights with the stem working as a functioning joystick. Keep reading for a video and photos of the most addictive thing made out of a pumpkin since pumpkin pie!

Octomom Nadya Suleman checks into rehab

ByAsa Hawks

Nadya Suleman has checked herself into a rehabilitation facility to help deal with her reported addiction to the prescription drug Xanax, an anti-anxiety medication. According to her rep, Suleman entered the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California this weekend for a 30-day program, leaving a team of nannies and friends to watch over her 14 children.

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First photos of pregnant Leah Messer-Calvert’s baby bump

ByLindsay

Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer-Calvert and husband Jeremy Calvert announced they were expecting a baby just one week ago, and now we’ve got the first photos of her baby bump. Over the weekend, Leah took her twin girls, Ali and Aleeah, to a park in West Virginia near her home and form the looks of things she’s been hiding her pregnancy for some time!

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PHOTOS The Real Housewives and families in Halloween costumes

ByLindsay

There’s not a funner or more dramatic group of peeps no the planet than the stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchises, and there is no better holiday for being fun and dramatic than Halloween, right? Right! Check out the ‘Wives and their families celebrating the holiday in all sorts of spooky, fun, and sexy costumes!

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PHOTO Justin Bieber gets a new owl tattoo on his arm

ByAsa Hawks

18-year-old singer and unofficial ruler of planet Earth, Justin Bieber, continues to add to his quickly growing collection of skin art, this time electing to get a rather large owl on his forearm. The Biebs shared a photo of his avian tat on instagram along with the caption, “Befo the paps get me.” Keep reading to see the picture and read some tweets from Bieber peeps that may give some insight as to its meaning!

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Big Rich Atlanta’s Ashlee Hawn attacked by co-star Kahdijiha Rowe at her own birthday party

ByLindsay

Big Rich Atlanta isn’t scheduled to premiere until January, 2013 but the cast is already making headlines for an assault that occurred earlier this month! Ashlee Wilson Hawn claims to have been attacked by her co-star Kahdijiha Rowe while celebrating her birthday earlier this month, and now she is reportedly afraid for her safety and refusing to return to the show! Keep reading for all the hair-pulling smackdown drama including a photo of Ashlee’s injuries!

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Top 5 quotes from the Teen Mom 2 Season 3 trailer

ByAsa Hawks

Yesterday MTV released the official extended trailer for Teen Mom 2 Season 3 and as you would expect it was jam-packed with jaw-dropping drama and revelations including proposals, screaming matches, arrests, paternity issues, new pregnancies, new girlfriends, new boyfriends, sexy dentists, and lots and lots of cute little kids! Keep reading to watch the clip and check out our top 5 quotes!

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BREAKING AMISH Jeremiah Raber releases his own police reports

ByAsa Hawks

It was revealed a couple weeks ago that Breaking Amish cast member Jeremiah Raber and ex-wife Naomi Stutzman had a volatile relationship that resulted in numerous claims of abuse by Stutzman. According to a report by Pennsylvania’s CBS 21, there are at least 17 separate police reports involving Raber, eight of which were for domestic violence. Now, apparently thanks to Jeremiah himself, we have some of the details from the reports that didn’t have to do with domestic violence.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a mermaid Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

This time of year is always so fun and exciting! We get to see little kids dressed in wonderfully imaginative costumes going door-to-door in a rare instance of real community amongst neighbors who are complete strangers the rest of the calendar year Kim Kardashian wrapping her otherworldly figure in yet another eye-popping, super-sexy Halloween costume! Keep reading to see Kim KarSPLASHian dressed in a glittery mermaid costume at last night’s Midori Halloween party New York City!

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Maci Bookout’s son Bentley’s 4th birthday party photos

ByAsa Hawks

The late October party of the year used to be Heidi Klum and Seal’s annual Halloween costume party, but now that the Hollywood super couple have broken up, it means we have a new top dog! That’s right, the title of Awesomest Fall Bash now belongs to the annual festival otherwise known as Bentley Edwards’ birthday party! Keep reading to see photos from cowboy Bentley’s 4th birthday party including mom Maci and her (maybe not?) ex Kyle Regal!

Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones (who had sex with a student) lands reality show

ByLindsay

Sarah Jones shocked America earlier this  month when she admitted to having an affair with one of her 17-year-old students after denying she had done anything wrong in months prior. Now, the ex-Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader has landed her own reality show with the producers of Jersey Shore, and people are outraged.