Farrah Abraham skips DUI trial for Exxxotica appearances in Florida?

ByDarren O

Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has become quite the hot commodity since the release of her “private” sex tape with hired gun James Deen. As you might expect from someone inexperienced at juggling a busy schedule, Farrah appears to have overextended herself by scheduling multiple personal appearances today. That may not seem so bad, but one of her scheduled personal appearances is in Douglas County Court in Nebraska where her DUI trial was scheduled to begin this afternoon! Meanwhile, Farrah is in Florida where she will be signing autographs and posing for photos with fans at Exxotica expo — and after that she will be celebrating her 22nd birthday by hosting an Exxxotica after party at Passion Nightclub. Keep reading for all the latest, including Farrah’s tweet from earlier today that seems to suggest jail might be a real possibility!

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Joran van der Sloot is getting married to girlfriend Leydi Figueroa Uceda next month

ByLindsay

Joran van der Sloot is currently serving a 25-year sentence for murder but he’s not letting that minor detail affect his love life. Late last year, Joran announced that he was expecting a baby with girlfriend Leydi Figueroa Uceda and now, he’s going to be marrying her.

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Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz faked drug tests for UFC and feeds her children alcohol

ByLindsay

Jenna Jameson lost custody of her four-year-old twin boys, Jesse and Journey, earlier this year after their father Tito Ortiz became concerned that she was no longer fit to care for them. Jenna and Tito had dealt with their fair share of drama prior to Jenna losing custody but after a DUI and alleged assault on her assistant, Tito took action. Now, Jenna is fighting back with some very serious allegations against him.

VIDEO Jessica Simpson tweets vintage high school performance from A Chorus Line

ByDarren O

The Throwback Thursday trend on Twitter is so hot right now and celebrity Jessica Simpson joined in on the fun yesterday when she shared a vintage video of herself performing in a high school musical production. Hop into the Chicken of the Sea time machine as Simpson dons skin-tight pants and dances her way through “The Music and the Mirror” as Cassie in A Chorus Line.

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Philip Seymour Hoffman entered detox after snorting heroin

ByDarren O

Philip Seymour Hoffman, widely regarded as one of the finest actors of his generation, recently entered a detox program after a drug abuse problem escalated to the point of where the Oscar winner found himself snorting heroin. Find out about Hoffman’s past struggles with drugs and who the father of 3 thanked with assisting him to get the help he needed.

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian to star in scripted series based on their lives

ByLindsay

LeAnn Rimes’ new album Spitfire comes out June 4 and already she’s got another project lined up as the 30-year-old singer and actress (and full time Brandi Glanville nemesis) announced just hours ago that she and husband Eddie Cibrian have signed on to star in their very own show together!

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Mariah Carey & Nicki Minaj both announce they’re leaving American Idol today

ByAsa Hawks

Fox’s former flagship competition series American Idol continues sinking as both Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj announced today they are jumping ship and won’t be back next season. Keep reading for both of their announcements as well as the statements from Fox and Idol producers on both Mariah and Nicki’s departures. Now begins what the show seems to be all about now, which is a competition show for judges competing to judge a singing competition show.

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Old photos of Pawn Stars’ Richard “Old Man” Harrison, Chumlee and Rick Harrison

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of History Channel moving its smash hit reality series Pawn Stars to Thursday nights the network has been participating in Throwback Thursdays the last few weeks, sharing some older pictures of World Famous Gold & Silver Pawn Shop’s Rick Harrison, Richard “Old Man” Harrison and fan favorite Austin “Chumlee” Russell. Keep reading to see the pics — plus we’ve matched them up side-by-side with recent photos so you can more clearly see the differences!

UPDATE – History has also added an older photo of Rick’s son Corey Harrison, which looks to be from his high school graduation! Yep, we added it to the post. (Might be the best of the bunch!)

VIDEO Sir Patrick Stewart embraces woman he helped save from domestic violence

ByDarren O

Sir Patrick Stewart was the featured speaker at this week’s Comicpalooza in Houston. During the question and answer portion a fan by the name of Heather Skye informed the actor that a speech he’d previously given for Amnesty International on the topic of violence against women was a touchstone moment in helping her turn her life around. What transpired after was a truly beautiful moment as Stewart hopped off the stage and embraced Heather telling her, “You never have to go through that again, you’re safe now.” See the video and read Heather’s own inspiring words about the moving moment between two strangers.

REPORT Two and a Half Men to replace Angus T. Jones with female cast member

ByLindsay

Angus T. Jones is leaving Two and a Half Men after ten seasons with the show and rumor has it that producers are going to be replacing him with a girl! (Womangus T. Jones?) It’ll be like Three Men And A Little Lady, but with more booze and one less dude. Keep reading to find out who the new teen gal will reportedly be related to and how!

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Machete Kills trailer with Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, etc

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of gratuitous violence and famous female celebrities in killer (literally) sexy costumes rejoice! The first trailer for director Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation sequel Machete Kills has arrived! Actually, it’s not so much a trailer as it is a series of animated gifs with sound introducing all the big names (In order of appearance in the…

PHOTOS VIDEO Hit the Floor’s Taylour Paige as a Laker Girl

ByDarren O

VH1’s scripted drama Hit the Floor premiered to great ratings as folks tuned in to catch the new show about the dynamics between a fictitious professional basketball team in Los Angeles and their cheerleading squad that brings the spirit and the heat. The lead cast member of the show is Taylour Paige, who portrays Ahsha Hayes, and it turns out that the budding young star has some experience with being a cheerleader in L.A. as she was a Laker Girl for a brief 3-month run. See pics and a video of Taylour as a member of the Laker Girls.

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Shakira is hooked on breastfeeding, says it has helped with weight loss

ByLindsay

Shakira welcomed her first child, son Milan Pique Mebarak, in January. Since then, she has been every bit of the doting mother — she even took little Milan to the set of The Voice. In a new interview, Shakira revealed that one of her favorite things about being a mommy is breastfeeding.

Grumpy Cat inks movie deal, probably doesn’t care

ByDarren O

Grumpy Cat’s takeover of all media platforms has continued as Deadline is reporting that the cranky-countenanced kitty has lined up a movie deal. That’s right, the most decorated cat in internet history could very well be coming to a big screen near you in the future, even though she probably doesn’t care. Find out why the people behind the deal believe this can work and a list of G.C.’s impressive accolades that back up their presumption.

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LeAnn Rimes considers surrogacy and adoption, needs another girl in her testosterone-filled home

ByLindsay

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married for over two years and now they’re talking babies. Eddie has two sons, Mason and Jake, with ex-wife Brandi Glanville but LeAnn would love to have a child to call her own. However, with fertility issues in her family, she’s having to consider her options.

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Adam Levine obviously loves America after saying “I hate this country”

ByDarren O

Adam Levine found himself marooned publicity wise after he said “I hate this country” following the elimination of two of his team members on Tuesday’s results episode of The Voice. Read his sort-or apology and find out why it was viewers of the show, and not America in general, that Adam has a distaste for.

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Amanda Bynes attacks Chrissy Teigen, revels in news the NYPD’s case against her appears flimsy at best

ByAsa Hawks

In the latest edition of The New York Bynes Amanda gets a little good news from her favorite website, TMZ, who report that the NYPD’s case against her is looking shaky at best thanks to a serious lack of any real evidence — or smoking gun bong if you will. Prior to getting the good news Amanda was back at her favorite new past time, bashing the appearance of other female celebrities. The latest she-lebrity caught in Amanda’s crosshairs is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model Chrissy Teigen. Keep reading to find out what Chrissy tweeted that set Amanda off, and read Amanda’s lengthy response that included telling Chrissy “thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me!”

VIDEO The Kris Jenner Show website launches, premiere set for July 15

ByAsa Hawks

The Kardashian empire continues to expand with the latest addition being Kris Jenner’s talk show, which is scheduled to premiere July 15. Earlier today the show officially launched its website, which includes photos, videos, Twitter and Facebook links, and how to get tickets to be on the Kris Jenner Show! Keep reading to watch the video announcement from Kris and find out how to get tickets because Kris says, “a little birdie told me that the audience members will go home with some really cool giveaways!”

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Brandi Glanville reveals she’s had a liquid nose job. Wait, what?

ByLindsay

Brandi Glanville shocked the world when she announced in her memoir Drinking & Tweeting that she had essentially bought a new vagina with her husband Eddie Cibrian’s money after finding out that he was having an affair. In a new interview, Brandi is revealing even more about what she’s had done cosmetically, including a “liquid nose job” after breaking her nose in 2009. Keep reading to find out what the heck that is as well as what else Brandi has and hasn’t done to her face!

PHOTOS Kanye and Kim Kardashian’s $4,000 acrylic crib

ByAsa Hawks

I think Nickelodeon should do a spin-off the popular MTV reality series that invited viewers into the homes of the celebrities, only with the nurseries of celebrities who are either expecting or just gave birth. The first episode of the show, which of course would be called Nick Cribs, could feature Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, who have reportedly purchased a $3950 acrylic Vetro Crib. Keep reading for photos and specs on the Kimye krib and find out which other super couple recently purchased the same one!

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Countess LuAnn de Lesseps signs contract for RHONY Season 6

ByAsa Hawks

Money can buy you class after all! After months of much-publicized contract disputes and delays in filming it appears as though Bravo has reassembled The Real Housewives of New York City cast from Season 5 in its entirety for Season 6! The last piece remaining after Avivia Drescher signed on a couple weeks ago was Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, and according to The Hollywood Reporter, she ended her holdout “and will rejoin production immediately.” But before LuAnn fans get too excited, it should be noted that her new role may be just that of a “Friend of the Housewives.”

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PHOTOS Hallmark releases line of Duck Dynasty Father’s Day cards

ByDarren O

Sometimes it’s hard to get the old man a Father’s Day card that expresses how you truly feel without coming off too sentimental and what not. Hallmark and the bearded brethren of Duck Dynasty are looking to help out with this problem as the two have teamed up for a line of Father’s Day greeting cards. See 3 of the cards in the collection in HI-RES and get our guess as to what the inside will read for Phil and Uncle Si’s.

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Brandi Glanville says LeAnn Rimes’ new album Spitfire has ‘the worst songs I’ve ever heard’

ByLindsay

Brandi Glanville vowed to end her feud with LeAnn Rimes following the end of her book tour, but it’s looking like that isn’t going to happen any time soon. Days before the release of LeAnn’s controversial new album Spitfire, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is critiquing her ex-husband’s new wife’s tunes — and in true Brandi form, she’s not holding back.

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REPORT Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split

ByLindsay

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have called it quits. After a turmoil-filled few months, multiple sources confirm that these two are finally going their separate ways. Since February, Miley and Liam have been plagued with break-up rumors but Miley continued to deny them despite being spotted without her wedding ring on several occasions. Now, it looks like her ring is off for good.

PHOTO 10-year-old daughter riding in dog cage in truck bed gets mom arrested

ByDarren O

A Pennsylvania mother and her boyfriend are facing charges of child endangerment after they were spotted zooming down a turnpike with her 10-year-old daughter inside a dog cage along with the family pet in the bed of their truck. See a photo taken by a concerned motorist and get the couple’s defense of their actions as they explain how they didn’t want the dog to suffer and were unaware that it would become a big deal.

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Victoria’s Secret uses Kate Upton photos in new catalog after their booking agent slams her look

ByLindsay

It wasn’t long ago that Victoria’s Secret made waves with their booking agent’s shocking statement about Kate Upton’s look and why she’d “never” hire her. At the time, they seemed unimpressed with Kate’s beauty and healthy curves but now, it looks like they’ve had a major change of heart. In an odd turn of events, Victoria’s Secret has debuted photos of Kate in their new catalog.

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James Lipton was a Parisian pimp in the 1950s

ByDarren O

It’s hard to believe that Bravo’s Inside the Actors Studio is set to celebrate its 250th episode tonight as it soldiers on during its incredible 19th year on TV. ITAS has made a legend out of its card-flipping, intrepid host James Lipton. I’ve always been a fan of Lipton’s as he approaches his craft with a wonderful combination of joy and austerity. Find out about Lipton’s genuine pimp past, his favorite interview from the show (including a seriously vintage clip of this person), and a great photo of the man with his wife of over 40 years as he states that marrying her was his greatest accomplishment.

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Couple’s Therapy Season 3 trailer video: Tyler Baltierra says he’s not ready for marriage

ByLindsay

Former Teen Mom stars Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell will make their TV return in just a couple of weeks in the third season of VH1’s Couple’s Therapy. The former fan-favorite couple planned to marry this July, but before tying the knot, Tyler and Catelynn wanted to be 100% certain that marriage was what they both wanted. In the just-released trailer, Tyler is seen admitting that he may not be ready to make the commitment.

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Amanda Bynes attacks Courtney Love and TMZ, may drop charges against NYPD officer

ByAsa Hawks

Amanda Bynes continues to take full advantage of the benefits of TwitPlus responding today to more criticisms and accusations aimed at her and her activities over the past few months with lengthy diatribes proclaiming her sanity and the unattractiveness of every other female on the planet. The latest installment of The New York Bynes incudes her reaction to Courtney Love telling her to “pull it together dude,” TMZ’s recent story alleging to have a photograph of what may be the bong Amanda tossed out her 36th floor apartment the night she was arrested, and more info on what Amanda plans to do about the police officer she said sexually harassed her and “slapped my vagina.”

VIDEOS Fan spanks Beyonce’s butt during Copenhagen concert

ByAsa Hawks

During her concert in Copenhagen last night Beyonce made her way down the walkway into the crowd wearing a glittery blue body suit singing “Irreplaceable” when a fan got a little overconfident and slapped her booty! Beyonce whipped around as the crowd laughed and, seemingly with a slightly humorous tone, said, “I will have you escorted out right now, all right?” I think this is what as referred to as a “badonkadon’t!” Keep reading to watch 3 different views of the incident!

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Kentucky man brandishes loaded AK-47 during argument with neighbor

ByDarren O

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger and you probably shouldn’t do any amateur rabbit hunting around Rodney Wold of Louisville, Kentucky. Wold got pretty upset about his next-door neighbor’s Elmer Fudd impersonatin’ and threatened the guy with a loaded AK-47 assault rifle.

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UPDATE Full Courtland Rogers interview video from jail

ByAsa Hawks

On Thursday we posted video clips from an interview with Jenelle Evans’ husband Courtland Rogers, who is currently in jail awaiting a court date for charges stemming from his and Jenelle’s arrest on April 23 in which 12 bindles of cocaine were allegedly found in their possession after they got into an altercation and police were called to the scene. The videos, recorded by fan Krista Lynn, were all under a minute, and there were large chunks of the interview left out. Krista has since re-edited the videos and uploaded them so that now we can see the Courtland Rogers jailhouse interview pretty much in its entirety, including his claims that his ex (and current Jenelle bestie) Taylor Lewis told him Jenelle is pregnant again with his child!

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Police release statement regarding Amanda Bynes’ arrest allegations

ByLindsay

Amanda Bynes was arrested last week and charged with marijuana possession among other things. According to Amanda, one of the arresting officers “slapped my vagina” during the arrest and because of it, she planned to sue them. Earlier this morning, the NYPD released a statement regarding her accusations.

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Justin Bieber is still driving recklessly, neighbors call police

ByLindsay

Justin Bieber is back in the news for all the wrong reasons. On Sunday night, police visited Justin’s Calabasas home after once again receiving calls that the “Beauty and the Beat” singer was driving recklessly throughout the neighborhood. Now, the Biebs is under investigation and the case will soon be presented to the L.A. County District Attorney.

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“Leaked” Bachelorette rap music video with Desiree Hartsock and Soulja Boy

ByLindsay

The Bachelorette 2013 premieres tonight on ABC, but before it airs, fans are getting an unauthorized sneak peek at one of Desiree Hartsock’s group dates in the form of a leaked music video! In the clip, Desiree and a handful of her suitors perform a rap song with Soulja Boy about the “right reasons,” an infamous recurring catchphrase on the show in reference to the “true” motives of the competitors. Keep reading to watch the clip and read the lyrics!

Amanda Bynes wants to be a rapper, addresses Rihanna tweets

ByAsa Hawks

Amanda Bynes continued defending herself against allegations of mental instability as well as drug and alcohol abuse today. She also addressed her “mocked up” tweets from yesterday telling Rihanna that Chris Brown beat her because she “wasn’t pretty enough” and “you look so ugly tryin to be white.” Oh, and Amanda also announced she’s “looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!” Keep reading for Amanda’s latest diatribes and see our list of rapper name suggestions!

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Catfish Season 2 premiere date and details announced by MTV

ByAsa Hawks

MTV announced back in December that their hugely popular reality series Catfish: The TV Show would be returning for a second season and since that time the hairy-chested Nev Schulman and sidekick Max Joseph have been hard at work baiting their hooks and reeling in an all new mess of catfish! And by “mess” of catfish I mean 16, as MTV announced last week that Catfish Season 2 will feature 16 episodes and will premiere on Tuesday, June 25 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT! Keep reading for the full press release that includes details about the “Hooked on Catfish: The Road to Season Two” special to air prior to the Season 2 premiere.

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PHOTOS: Olivia Wilde and fiance Jason Sudeikis on the beach in Hawaii

ByStarcasm Staff

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis enjoyed beach time (including paddle-boarding) in Hawaii Sunday morning. The couple announced their engagement this January, but they don’t have any immediate wedding plans. Olivia told ABC News in April, “Anything you heard [about timing] is a lie because we don’t know yet! We’re so blessed to be very busy…

At 78, Barbara Eden gets back in her “I Dream of Jeannie” costume

ByStarcasm Staff

At 78 Barbara Eden is still Jeannie!

The 1960s icon got back in her “I Dream of Jeannie” costume and showed off her toned abs next to some of the world’s most powerful people at the Life Ball in Vienna, a huge European charity events that raises fund to promote HIV and AIDS awareness.

Amanda Bynes says Chris Brown beat Rihanna because she’s ugly; also attacks parents, media, cops, etc.

ByAsa Hawks

Amanda Bynes continues her attempts to debunk reports that she is mentally unstable by acting completely mentally unstable on Twitter. In the latest edition of Train Wreck Daily Amanda tells Rihanna that “Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough” and says she is suing her parents “for money laundering/unethical manager work” and adds that she “would rather them be homeless than live off of my money.”

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Modern Family’s Ariel Winter goes back to her blonde roots

ByStarcasm Staff

Usually dark-haired Modern Family star Ariel Winter recently revealed in a Twitter session that she’s naturally blonde, and now she’s gone back to her roots! The 15-year-old posted a fair-haired selfie on instagram Friday (above,) with the comment “Back to blonde#fridaychange #blondie #imnaturallyblonde #nicetobeback #whatdoyouthink #selfie” Here’s Ariel out and about Sunday: Her brunette days:

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney tries on wedding dresses

ByAsa Hawks

As we reported on Wednesday, The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney has landed her own Bravo wedding special and the bride to be was spotted at designer Mark Zunino’s shop in West Hollywood Friday trying on her wedding dress — or should I say wedding dresses? Tamra was actually photographed trying on two different looks; both a form-fitting strapless gown with flared skirt and a revealing lace and beaded floral top gown with a neckline that plunges for miles!

Amanda Bynes returns to Twitter, says cop “slapped my vagina”

ByAsa Hawks

After being arrested in her New York City apartment Thursday night for allegedly smoking pot and tossing a bong out her 36th floor window, Amanda Bynes appeared in court yesterday where a judge released her on her own recognizance. Of course it took no time at all for Amanda to take to Twitter to give her side of the story — and it is nothing short of fantastical.