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PHOTOS Snooki, Jionni, JWoww and Roger in pirate costumes for Lorenzo’s 1st birthday party

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like just yesterday that former Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to her son Lorenzo, but it was actually a year ago this past Monday and the happy mom and pop celebrated with a gnarrrrrrly pirate-themed first birthday bash in New Jersey yesterday! Keep reading for the costumed Snooki looking more like Captain Hooki as well as Jionni LaValle transformed into Jionni Depp. Also, Snooki & JWoww co-star Jenni Farrrrrrrrley and her fiance Jolly Roger Mathews!

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Lamar Odom arrested for DUI

ByAsa Hawks

Lamar Odom continues to spiral out of control, almost literally! The 33-year-old NBA forward and reality star was reportedly pulled over and arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” in the San Fernando Valley early this morning after he was seen driving too slow and in a “serpentine manner” on the 101 Freeway by California Highway Patrol.

TMI! Bruce and Kris Jenner’s sex tape is topic of discussion on Keeping Up With the Kardashians
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TMI! Bruce and Kris Jenner’s sex tape is topic of discussion on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

ByEmily

So that’s where Kim got the idea! Momager Kris Jenner reveals she made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner back in the day. Bruce was mortified by the revelation and claimed they erased it immediate… But now that the truth’s out there, it will be difficult to look at them the same way ever again!

PHOTOS VIDEO Kate Middleton’s first post-baby public appearance proves she’s superhuman
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PHOTOS VIDEO Kate Middleton’s first post-baby public appearance proves she’s superhuman

ByEmily

The Duchess of Cambridge wowed crowds during her first public appearance post-pregnancy. Her presence was actually a surprise to many of those who gathered at the start of a British ultra-marathon, as Kate wasn’t scheduled to make a public appearance until Sept. 12.

All eyes were on her body, which showed no remaining signs of pregnancy.

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VIDEO Big Brother’s Aaryn Gries denies being racist after eviction

ByDarren O

The awkward Big Brother moment that has been a long time coming finally happened last night, as controversial house guest Aaryn Gries was evicted and had to face a stern Q&A from show host Julie Chen about her overtly racist comments made while in the house. See the intense post-eviction interview in full as well as a transcript as Aaryn attempted to defend her actions.

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Today’s Jenna Wolfe and Stephanie Gosk create Twitter account for their newborn, Harper Estelle

ByEmily

Today’s Jenna Wolfe and Stephanie Gosk welcomed baby Harper Estelle last week and have already created a Twitter account for her. There’s no denying that the comments are cute, but is it wrong to impose a voice on such a young child? We want your opinions!

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Shailene Woodley makes own her medicine, cheese, and toothpaste, forages food, and collects spring water from a mountain

ByStarcasm Staff

In the past Divergent star Shailene Woodley has hinted that she leads a more “natural” lifestyle and struggles to marry it with the materialistic world of Hollywood. Now she’s revealing just how dedicated she is to living an “alternative” DIY lifestyle.

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Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber get their “Twerk” on

ByDarren O

It looks like Miley Cyrus is soldiering on with her strategy of twerking the memory of Hannah Montana into the grave. On the heels and booty shaking of her much ballyhooed twerk-fest during the MTV VMA’s, the songstress has had a tune “leaked” yesterday entitled “Twerk” featuring Justin Bieber. Yes. It’s called “Twerk…”

PHOTOS Hayden Panettiere’s sexy, bold new look before Late Night show
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PHOTOS Hayden Panettiere’s sexy, bold new look before Late Night show

ByEmily

Looks like Hayden Panettiere gave herself a nice little 24th birthday present: a bold makeover! The Nashville star debuted the new look while arriving at the Late Show. Noticeably absent from the look was an engagement ring. See what that means for her relationship with Wladimir Klitschko…

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REPORT The Kris Jenner Show canceled by Fox

ByAsa Hawks

Kardashian momager Kris Jenner gave it a good go with her Fox talk show The Kris Jenner Show, but apparently even a blockbuster finale with Kanye West and the world premiere of Kim Kardashian’s daughter North West wasn’t enough to keep the show afloat as the network has reportedly decided not to renew the show for a second season.

UPDATE – The official Twitter account for the show is disputing the report — keep reading for their reactionary tweet.

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VIDEOS Farrah Abraham’s Days of our Lives auditions as hooker Destiny

ByAsa Hawks

Is there anything Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham can’t at least try to do? One day after updating our readers on how her erotic romance novel is coming along, we’ve discovered a couple of Youtube clips uploaded back in April that feature Farrah flexing her acting chops apparently (judging from the clip titles) auditioning for the soap opera Days of our Lives! And it appears the script may have been written by Farrah herself because her character is selling herself to “geezers” on SugarDaddy.com!

UPDATE – According to Radar Online, Farrah actually got the role as Destiny the hooker!

Demi Lovato’s nude photo scandal grows as images hit the Internet
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Demi Lovato’s nude photo scandal grows as images hit the Internet

ByEmily

A shopper with nude pictures that are supposedly of Demi Lovato has found a buyer. The newly published photos show a woman with tattoos identical to Demi’s in various states of undress. If the photos are indeed of Demi, hopefully she can learn something from her Disney peers who’ve dealt with photo leaks before…

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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones split

ByAsa Hawks

Hollywood super-couple Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones have reportedly separated after nearly 13 years according to the cover story in this week’s People magazine. Douglas, 68, and Zeta-Jones, 43, were last photographed together on April 22 and according to the magazine, they decided to split after he returned from the Cannes Film Festival in May. Since that time they have been photographed separately at events, and most recently Michael Douglas has been seen vacationing on a yacht with the couple’s children off the coast of Sardinia while Zeta-Jones remained at home in New York.

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Artis and Jess: The strangest Catfish yet?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nev had injured his foot working out and was on crutches, but he still had to spring to action and prevent a fight at the conclusion of this week’s Catfish. It was a usual Catfish scenario in that there were too many red-flags to mention, but what was really going on was completely unexpected and unprecedented on the show.

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PHOTO Is Kenya Moore engaged? That sure looks like an engagement ring

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kenya Moore has the Bravoverse all a-twitter after posting a photo on instagram sporting (very obviously) what appears to be a rather large engagement ring. Let’s all prepare ourselves for the inevitable Boy Meets Twirl wedding spin-off.

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The meaning behind Kanye West’s “Blood on the Leaves” lynching tree photo at VMA performance

ByStarcasm Staff

Miley Cyrus has succeeded in seriously distracting everyone with her twerks and grinds, and tongue action (just to mention a few of the things) at the VMAs Sunday night, which is kind of sad because Kanye West’s simple, stripped down performance is being largely overlooked.

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Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis sentenced to jail time for 2011 assault

ByEmily

Although Joe Francis just finished his stint on Couples Therapy, a judge has ordered he complete an additional year of psychological counseling and a Level 3 Anger Management Course. Worse yet, Joe was sentenced to 270 days in county jail. All the penalties stem from his 2011 assault of a woman. Wonder what Dr. Jenn Berman would think?

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Farrah Abraham’s erotic romance novel is coming along, Amazon wish list sells out

ByEmily

The latest book from everyone’s favorite Teen Mom/adult film star/New York Times bestselling author is in the works! Farrah Abraham commented on Sunday night that she is working on an “erotic romance novel.” She didn’t reveal the title or subject, but we have one humble suggestion…

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VIDEO PHOTOS Miley Cyrus’ Michael Jordan themed video shoot with Wiz Khalifa, Mike Will Made It, Juicy J

ByAsa Hawks

Miley Cyrus is still all everyone is talking (and meme-ing about) after her memorable performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards during which she basically filmed a live sex tape with Robin Thicke and a foam hand while over-sized teddy bears watched on. But Miley is a busy gal and the 20-year-old singer was back to twerk the very next day as part of a music video shoot for Mike WiLL Made It’s new single “23” in which she apparently wears some Michael Jordan inspired booty shorts and straddles a basketball goal with a ball between her legs. In other words, just being Miley. Keep reading for a photo and video from the shoot.

Does Robin Thicke’s new music video explain some of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance?
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Does Robin Thicke’s new music video explain some of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance?

ByEmily

It certainly seemed like elements of Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance were totally random, but Robin’s new music video reveals it was all carefully planned. See some of the commonalities between the VMA show and the Give It 2 U music video…

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REPORT Waka Flocka Flame joining Love and Hip Hop Atlanta with Tammy Rivera

ByAsa Hawks

Just when you thought Love & Hip Hop Atlanta couldn’t get any more dramatic, fun, and/or sexy, the show reportedly adds popular Atlanta-based rapper Waka Flocka Flame (real name Juaquin Malphurs) and his super-fine fiancee Tammy Rivera to the cast for Season 3!

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Everything you need to know about Alex Sekella before the Teen Mom 3 premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Our comprehensive Wikipedia-style profile of Teen Mom 3 star Alex Sekella with everything you need to know about her, her daughter Arabella, and Arabella’s dad Matt McCann. Includes Alex’s episode of 16 & Pregnant, details about her mom and siblings, links to all of her social media accounts, and a timeline of Starcasm articles about Alex dating back to November of 2011.

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VIDEO – Watch ‘NSYNC reunite at the 2013 VMAS!!!!

ByStarcasm Staff

Justin Timberlake won the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award last night after performing a long, impressive medley of his hit songs over the years. For a brief segment of that medley his old pals from ‘NSYNC joined him on stage for a reunion that melted nostalgic hearts of young women everywhere.

AUDIO Brooks Ayers recorded threatening to beat Vicki Gunvalson, caught in murder-for-hire plot?
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AUDIO Brooks Ayers recorded threatening to beat Vicki Gunvalson, caught in murder-for-hire plot?

ByEmily

During the final Real Housewives of Orange County reunion tonight, Vicki Gunvalson’s boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, faces some serious allegations from Vicki’s daughter, Briana. Specifically, Briana mentions a recording where Brooks threatened to beat Vicki and encouraged Briana’s husband to do the same with her. We have the full audio…

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PHOTOS Perez Hilton wears leather strap skull top, meggings to poorly attended One Night In Brooklyn pre-VMA party

ByAsa Hawks

Fresh off his very public bitter feud with former “wifey” and avant-garde fashionista Lady Gaga, blogger Perez Hilton hosted his “One Night In Brooklyn” pre-VMA party at the Music Hall of Williamsburg last night wearing a Gaga-esque leather bondage strap skull harness top with skeleton leggings. See a photo of Perez Skeleton as well as a photo from the concert in which it appears that his feud with Lady Gaga may have impacted attendance as less than 50 people can be seen in the “crowd.”

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REPORT Lamar Odom missing for 3 days, “deep into crack cocaine”

ByAsa Hawks

More details continue to emerge about the strained relationship between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. On the heels of allegations of infidelity, it is now being reported by reliable sources that Lamar “has been deep into crack cocaine for at least 2 years” and even visited a rehab facility a year ago before leaving after only three weeks. Now friends and family are concerned because no one has been able to get in contact with the NBA star for 72 hours, and it is feared that he is on a drug binge.

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Lea Michele wears Finn necklace while shooting Glee’s memorial episode for Cory Monteith

ByStarcasm Staff

Before boyfriend Cory Monteith’s drug overdose death, Lea Michele began wearing a gold necklace with his name on it, and needless to say, after he passed away, she did not take it off. Friday Lea shared a photo with her Twitter followers of a similar necklace her Glee character Rachel Berry is wearing for Cory’s…

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Breaking Amish LA siblings Sam and Lizzie Stoltzfus ‘before the show’ photos

ByAsa Hawks

The dam is beginning to burst on information about the Breaking Amish La cast members prior to going on the show! Last week we uncovered Betsy’s wedding photos and this week we found Facebook and other online profiles for the show’s siblings Sam and Lizzie Stoltzfus! Keep reading to see the photos of Sam and Lizzie living the English life prior to filming the show and find out what could be the birthday of Lizzie’s child from an online gift registry!

Linda Ronstadt diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and “can’t sing a note”

ByAsa Hawks

Linda Ronstadt says she has lost the ability to sing after being diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease eight months ago. Ronstadt, 67, opens up in a new AARP article, revealing that she believes she may have first started showing signs of the disease as far back as eight years ago, but attributed the symptoms to a tick disease. She also had shoulder surgery that she thought caused the shaking in her hands.

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RHOBH’s Taylor Armstrong engaged to John Bluher after elaborate proposal in Mexico

ByAsa Hawks

It has been a very rough and rocky road for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong over the last few years, but she seems to have found some stability with her boyfriend, lawyer John Bluher. Actually, things will soon be getting a lot stabler as John Bluher transitioned from boyfriend to fiance after proposing to Taylor while the two were on vacation at the St. Regis Punta Mita Resort in Mexico on Thursday! Keep reading for the details on John’s romantic proposal!

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PHOTO Gold Rush’s Todd Hoffman without a beard

ByAsa Hawks

Before the bearded Robertson men of Duck Dynasty took the world (and Walmarts) by storm, there was another batch of bushy-mugged reality show relatives whose chinny-chin-chins never saw the light of day — Jack and Todd Hoffman of Discovery’s Gold Rush and Gold Rush South America. You can see Jack Hoffman without his Santa worthy white beard thanks to photos of him as a young man in the military, but Todd is a completely different story — his Facebook-Page-inspiring goatee is so inexorably linked to Todd’s visage some have pondered if perhaps he wasn’t born with it. It’s time to rest your weary imagination, folks! Thanks to the magic of Photoshop, we have the world’s first picture of Todd with nothing more than a five o’clock shadow adorning his chin!

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A ‘Reality Bites’ TV show is happening!

ByStarcasm Staff

When I heard there was a Reality Bites TV Show in the works, I felt giddy, but I quickly realized I would only enjoy this if it starred Winona Ryder, Janeane Garofalo and Ethan Hawke. That’s impossible because the show’s concept is still about recent graduates, but recent graduates these days are about 40, so maybe it can still happen.

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Are Kendra Wilkinson and husband Hank Baskett headed toward divorce?

ByStarcasm Staff

Kendra Wilkinson has a new reality show called Kendra on Top debuting on WE TV following her home life with husband Hank Baskett and their son Hank Jr., and it looks like the series will be pretty dramatic as the couple works through relationship problems. At one point couple discuss having an open marriage, or as Hank puts it “being single and living together.”

Nicole Kidman said divorce from Tom Cruise left her depressed, but is now happier than ever
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Nicole Kidman said divorce from Tom Cruise left her depressed, but is now happier than ever

ByEmily

A time when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were married seems like ancient history. However, the Academy Award-winning actress said it took her a long time to get over the shock and pain of the relationship’s end. Now that she has, she’s happier than ever.

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PHOTOS Duck Dynasty Martin’s mystery date/girlfriend Brittany Brugman

ByRuby Turpin

Last week’s episode of Duck Dynasty titled “So You Think You Can Date” focused on the Robertson boys’ brother from another mother Martin’s sweet, but awkward preparation for a first date with a mystery woman named Brittany. Read on to meet Martin’s Brittany and to learn why it looks likely that they may have exaggerated the “firstness” of that date by quite a bit.

Chris Brown goes all Chris Brown on Twitter, calls DA racist, explains why he paints monsters

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Chris Brown was ordered to do 1,000 more hours of community service last week after it was determined by a judge that he had submitted false records while completing his initial 1,400 hours as part of his sentence for brutally beating his girlfriend Rihanna back in 2009. Chris managed to remain relatively quiet about the court’s decision, but he couldn’t hold back about the injustice any longer and unleashed on Twitter late last night by calling the District Attorney in the case a racist and venting about the legal system, which he refers to as “u bitchass ni**as and this bitchass system.” Oh, and he explains why he likes to draw monsters with spray paint. (Yes, it’s related.)

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VIDEO: Kanye West gives touching interview about his “joy” with Kim Kardashian and baby North

ByStarcasm Staff

Kanye West stopped by Kris Jenner’s talk show this week to reveal how deeply he cares about girlfriend Kim Kardashian, and what she and their daughter mean to him. It’s emotional. It’s sweet, and it’s a very human moment.

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REPORT Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham to join Dancing With the Stars Season 17

ByEmily

Get ready to learn the Farrah Flamenco! The former Teen Mom star has reportedly been invited back to the realm of prime-time television by being a contestant on Dancing With the Stars during the upcoming season. Keep reading to find out who else has reportedly been approached to cha cha cha.

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REPORT: Kim Kardashian got fat from her legs injected into her butt

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Kardashian’s appearance has changed over the years, and her famous behind used to be smaller, but she refuted claims that she’s had her butt augmented in some way with an X-Ray. The X-Ray may prove that she has not had implants, but it doesn’t prove that she didn’t have fat injected, which is what a new report claims.