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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a mermaid Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

This time of year is always so fun and exciting! We get to see little kids dressed in wonderfully imaginative costumes going door-to-door in a rare instance of real community amongst neighbors who are complete strangers the rest of the calendar year Kim Kardashian wrapping her otherworldly figure in yet another eye-popping, super-sexy Halloween costume! Keep reading to see Kim KarSPLASHian dressed in a glittery mermaid costume at last night’s Midori Halloween party New York City!

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian in a see-thru leopard Halloween costume

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s that time of year again! Nothing says Halloween like Kim Kardashian in a ridiculously over-the-top sexy costume, and that’s exactly what we got earlier today when Kim shared this photo of herself in a form-fitting leopard costume along with the caption, “Rawwwr!!! Halloween Costume shopping.” Kim Kardashian is no stranger to catsuits, having worn a leopard bodysuit for Halloween in 2010, but this one is a bit unique because it has a sheer front panel which will remind everyone that Kim has an awful lot of T to go with her awful lot of A! (Actually, the spelling on that should be “aweful.”) PLUS! See our humble recommendation for Kim’s costume this year!

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Kanye sex tape being shopped, “co-star” is 18-year-old married Kim K look-alike

ByBilly Devon

We all know the old adage, “The couple that previously films themselves having sex with other random people and then has said footage sold to be spread on the internet together stays together.” Okay so maybe that’s not exactly how it goes but it’s how Kimye rolls apparently! See a big screen grab from the clip, an expert’s opinion on Kanye’s performance and how the 18-year-old self-described married young woman “co-star” is a dead ringer for Kim.

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Everything you don’t need to know about The Kardashians’ ovulation

ByStarcasm Staff

The Kardashians overshare. It’s what they get paid to do (besides looking perfect all the time,) but they’ve been talking about their eggs so much on their show lately I feel like I don’t want to go near a woman’s magazine for about five years. Also, I’m wondering if I should freeze my eggs.

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Kris Jenner is fuming over Today Show 9/11 scandal: Kim Kardashian compares her marriage to cancer

ByLindsay

On Monday, the world remembered the tragedy of 9/11 and while all the other morning talk shows chose to share their sentiments by airing a national moment of silence in honor of those lost, the Today Show aired something else — a Kris Jenner interview about her breast implants and reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Now that the nation is in an uproar over the incident, Kris Jenner is furious that she’s stuck in the middle.

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Kanye West cancels VMA appearance because Kim Kardashian couldn’t be there

ByAsa Hawks

Those anxiously awaiting another earth shatteringly awkward moment from rapper Kanye West at the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards are going to have to wait another year because he has cancelled his appearance at the event due to the fact that his girlfriend Kim Kardashian won’t be able to make it. Wait, maybe this is his earth shatteringly awkward moment!

“Happy Sunday” Kim Kardashian swimsuit photo is more like “Happy Moonday”

ByAsa Hawks

Yesterday, perhaps in honor of the tail end of the Olympics, anatomical wonder Kim Kardashian showed off her Olympic tail end with a swimsuit posted to Instagram along with the caption, “Happy Sunday.” The 31-year-old reality star packed her ample trunk junk in a black one piece that looked a bit ill-fitted everywhere butt where it counted.

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VIDEO Kim Kardashian and Kanye West commercial for 2012 MTV VMAs (oh, and Kevin Hart)

ByAsa Hawks

The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards are set to air Thursday, September 6 at 8/7c, and MTV has recruited the most famous new couple on the planet to help promote it. Check out this funny commercial starring love buddies Kim Kardashian and Kanye West along with this year’s VMA host, Kevin Hart! (It’s pretty funny.)

PHOTO For those who think Kim Kardashian has no talents

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian often gets criticized for being one of the most famous people on the planet without having any actual talents to speak of, aside from being damn good at being famous. For those naysayers out there, let me present photographic proof that Kim Kardashian is indeed talented at something, perhaps more so than any other celebrity outside of Christina Hendricks — and I’m not talking about modeling bikinis!

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Kim Kardashian shows off bikini body, says she doesn’t count calories

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Kardashian, who seems to have a regular tabloid magazine schedule where she poses in a bikini and exclaims how she lost 5 lbs. doing some zany diet, now says she doesn’t worry about calories so much. (She and her family are being sued over one of those diets: Quick Trim.)

That approach seems to be working.

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Former Jenner / Kardashian nanny Pam Behan tells all in book “Malibu Nanny”

ByLindsay

The former nanny to the Kardashian and Jenner children is telling all in an upcoming book. Pam Behan worked for the Kardashian family from 1991-1996. Prior to that, Pam worked for Bruce Jenner’s wife, Linda, and took care of their sons, Brody and Brandon Jenner.  If anyone knows the Kardashian/Jenner’s dirt, it’s Pam! She is releasing Malibu Nanny: The True Adventures soon — and she’s not holding back! Check out this sneak peek at what’s to come!

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VIDEOS Kanye West makes ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ debut in special Monday night episode

ByLindsay

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been dating since March, and yet fans of Keeping Up With The Kardashians have yet to see him on the show — until tonight! That’s right, E! is airing KUWTK on a special night as Kanye West makes his debut appearance with a song he wrote about falling in love with Kim! Keep reading to watch a couple preview clips and listen to Kanye’s Kimcentric song “Cold.”

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VIDEO Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj is pregnant, says he is the father!

ByLindsay

It appears that marriages to Kim Kardashian may be the only thing Kris Humphries is good at pulling out of early. His ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj (the one he kept denying was his girlfriend) is pregnant, and although she hasn’t officially announced who the baby daddy is, sources are saying that Kris is the father!

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Oprah interview: Kim Kardashian is aware she’s famous because of a sex tape, is Kanye her fairytale?

ByStarcasm Staff

In the second part of her interview with Oprah that Oprah herself described as “perfect,” Kim Kardashian talked about her relationship with Kanye West, and how she feels about fame and her image.

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Did Kris Jenner “direct” Kim Kardashian’s sex tape? Khloe Kardashian responds

ByStarcasm Staff

This week reports came out through Kris Humphries former girlfriend Myla Sinanaj that he claimed Kris Jenner was behind her daughter Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape with Ray-J. You know, the one that launched the whole family’s career? Did he Kris Humphries lie?

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Kim Kardashian so eloquent about failed marriage Oprah ‘could weep’

ByDarren O

It’s quite a statement about the current state of affairs in television when Oprah Winfrey’s network is seriously struggling while the Kardashians keep trucking on with ratings gold. One met the other last night as Oprah featured the Kardashian clan on her show Oprah’s Next Chapter. The headliner was Kim Kardashian of course as last night viewers were given the rather strange site of a very serious Oprah interviewing a very serious Kim K. The big topic was the reality TV mega-star’s failed marriage to Kris Humphries. See a clip from the interview and read the statement that Kim made which caused Oprah to declare, “That is so perfect I could weep.”

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian gets sexy for Esquire Latin America cover shoot

ByAsa Hawks

Another day, another batch of photos to remind us men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and Kim Kardashian is from some other planet entirely. This time her heavenly body posed for the June 2012 cover of Esquire Latin America as well as an interior photoshoot with photographer John Russo.

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PHOTO: A giant Kim Kardashian on Big Ben in London to launch Quick Trim in the U.K.

ByStarcasm Staff

The Kardashian’s weight loss supplement company Quick Trim just launched in the U.K., and their marketing (by Guerilla) is both brilliant and kind of terrifying.

Kim was at a bunch of launch parties and what not, but they also put giant projections of the American reality princess on timeless iconic London landmarks like Big Ben and Marble Arch.

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Latest Kardashian family video features bikinis, donkeys, Disick’s doo rag

ByDarren O

Oh those fun-loving silly Kardashians. They are just so difficult to keep up with but at least they have the courtesy to post random family videos from time to time to help us all out. What you will see in the following 4:26 of “can’t be unseen” silliness; Bruce Jenner slappin’ Momager Kris Jenner on the backside, lots and lots of bikini prancing even from Kendall (16) and Kylie (14) including bikini bare-back donkey riding, Scott Disick in a doo rag and sunglasses rapping, Kourtney bumpin’ with her baby bump and Kim making waves with her booty – all to Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize.”

Kim Kardashian accuses British Airways of stealing stuff from her luggage

ByAsa Hawks

In “celebrities have the same problems as us” news, Kim Kardashian went on a Twitter rant yesterday accusing British Airways of “opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!” The alleged thievery took place as Kim was leaving Europe to return to the United States after attending events in the UK to promote her perfume, and then making appearances at the Cannes Film Festival in France with her man Kanye.

IMDB writer Jon C. Hopwood rewrites Kim Kardashian’s bio, basically calls her the downfall of our civilization

ByStarcasm Staff

Jon C. Hopwood has written a great many respectful and detailed mini biographies on IMDB for celebs from Henry Miller to January Jones. He recently rewrote Kim Kardashian’s biography, and he wasn’t so kind. It’s a scathing review of Kim as a celebrity, and rings with a lot of truth, using quotes from actors like Jon Hamm and Jonah Hill to support his unpleasant view of the reality star, and likens our making a celebrity of her to the wanton orgies in Rome. Basically he says the fact that we made Kim Kardashian a celebrity because she had a sex tape signals the fall of our civilization. This theory seems a little extreme, but maybe he’s right.

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Why are Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian going to the White House Correspeondents’ dinner?

ByStarcasm Staff

This Saturday night two of America’s favorite (or most hated, take your pick) tabloid queens are going to the White House Correspondents’ dinner, where they will rub elbows with the country’s most powerful politicians and distinguished journalists. Why were they chosen to go?

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian creates badonkadoptical illusion in houndstooth pants

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say M.C. Asscher? The now official number one reality star on the planet Kim Kardashian went over the top by putting a pair of intricate houndstooth patterned pants over her bottom and walking around New York City earlier today. Keep reading to see the mind-altering, dizzying display – but only if you’re not driving or operating heavy machinery!

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E! signs 3-year deal with the Kardashians for reported $40 million

ByAsa Hawks

It seems E! doesn’t have the same commitment issues as Kim Kardashian because they have signed Kim and her family to three more years of their flagship reality series, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The deal is worth a reported $40 million and locks in cast regulars Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian Odom, Rob Kardashian, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Scott Disick, and of course little Mason. Keep reading for the details, including how the pay breaks down among the cast! (It’s world dominashian y’all!)

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VIDEO Kim Kardashian plans to run for mayor of Glendale, California

ByAsa Hawks

In world dominashian news, Kim Kardashian has announced she plans to run for mayor of Glendale, California in five years. The bombshell announcement was made by Kim during an unaired bonus clip from from Sunday’s episode of Khloe & Lamar in which Kim and her sister Khloe are driving around Dallas and pass the Ross Perot Museum. Keep reading to watch the clip and find out what two current Glendale City Councilmen think of Kim’s political aspirations.

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Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian model new Kardashian Kollection swimwear line

ByAsa Hawks

I realize that the blogosphere (as well as the media in general) is overly saturated with the Kardashians, but when Kim Kardashian dons a bikini all other topics seem mundane and insignificant. That being said, check out Kim and sisters Khloe and Kourtney modeling the new swimwear from their Kardashian Kollection fashion line! Plus, photos of all the suits available with current prices!

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Kim Kardashian flour bomber is PETA activist Christina Cho, her sister was on Keeping Up With The Kardashians

ByAsa Hawks

The Flourgate plot thickens! Not only is the infamous Kim Kardashian flour bomber Christina Cho an award-winning PETA activist, but her sister Michelle Cho also works for PETA and was featured on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! Keep reading for all the latest in this huge conspiracy including Khloe’s denouncement of PETA and Kim’s change of heart about pressing charges.

Kim Kardashian has a bag of flour dumped on her at a red carpet event
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VIDEO Woman throws flour on Kim Kardashian at True Reflection fragrance launch event

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Kardashian was attending the launch of her new True Reflection fragrance at a red carpet event held at the London Hotel in West Hollywood last night when an unknown woman walked up on her from behind, shouted “Fur hag!” and then dumped a bag of flour of the reality star. (It all happened so fast some in attendance mistook it for a marriage.) Keep reading for a video of the moment Kim got dumped on as well as before and after photos!

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Kim Kardashian responds to Jon Hamm’s ‘idiot’ slam

ByDarren O

Jon Hamm, who is known to the world as Mad Men’s Don Draper, sounded off on his opinion of reality stars to an overseas publication. In summary he singled out Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, called them “f’n idiots” and insinuated that the audience that makes them rich are the same. It’s a Mad Men mad man vs. a mad woman in a mad, mad, mad, mad world! Well we all know Kim Kardashian is never one to miss out on an opportunity to provide her 2 cents worth to later make 10 cents worth. Read Kim’s Twitter reply that went way past 140 characters to defend her character.

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Jon Hamm says Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are “f***ing idiots”

ByAsa Hawks

It appears Jon Hamm is a mad man when it comes to the popularity of reality stars! The Mad Men actor spoke very candidly on the subject in April’s Elle UK magazine, saying “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.” Then he adds, “Being a f***ing idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.” Find out what other trait in women he is not a big fan of, that is bound to further enrage Bethenny Frankel.

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian may be sued over weight loss drug QuickTrim, which is basically Kaffeine pills

ByStarcasm Staff

The New York Post says Kim and Khloe Kardashian are facing a potential lawsuit from Bursor & Fisher law firm, which is preparing a suit against Windmill Health Products, the fitness company the family struck a deal with in 2009. (Mom Kris and sister Kourtney also participated in promoting QuickTrim, but they’re zeroing in on Kim and Khloe because they both reported losing 15 lbs on the drug.)

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VIDEO Linsanity dismisses Kimsanity

ByDarren O

How hot is New York Knickerbocker Jeremy Lin right now? He’s the only star who could drag Beyonce and Jay-Z away from baby Blue Ivy. That’s pretty freaking awesome but one of the unfortunate side-effects of becoming an explosively famous baller is that you’re gonna be linked to Kim Kardashian. There’s just no way around it, and Lin is no exception while he’s been surprisingly exceptional on the court. See a video as Linderella addresses the rumors that he’s the new baller-beau in Kim K’s life.

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Reggie Bush provides thoughtful insight on “Bush and ‘The Tush'” reunion

ByDarren O

Over the weekend Kim Kardashian and her ex-boyfriend, no not that one, no not the one in the tape, (sigh)…. Reggie Bush were spotted out having lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel. This little get together flamed some serious, “Are Kim K. and Reggie B. hooking back up rumors.” We all know her ex-husband baller Kris Humphries wasn’t much of a talker and that in general professional athletes get the rap of not being the talkative type so it was refreshing to see what Reggie Bush had to say when he was asked straight up about the possibility of being Mr. Kim K. again.

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian asscends an escalator. AKA “Moonrise Over Los Angeles”

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian’s star may be falling, but her most glorious asset is on the rise thanks to a Sherman Oaks escalator! The reality starlet had just completed a workout at the gym when she was snapped by the badonkarazzi in the midst of this tide-altering display of gravity-defying heavenly bodiness. Plus, Kim was seen this weekend being very chummy with a famous ex! And no, her and Kris Humphries’ isn’t over as quick as their marriage!

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Kris Humphries to bring down reality TV in Kim Kardashian divorce

ByDarren O

The most hated player in the National Basketball Association, Kris Humphries, has a new strategy in what is becoming an embittered divorce from Kim Kardashian. The man whose sad boxes found no home in the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York While Forgetting About That Kris Dude is setting his sights squarely on the fake fakery that is fake reality TV. Get the deets and watch as we riddle this approach with bullet (point) holes.

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Kardashian sisters go topless in Kardashian Kollection jeans photo

ByAsa Hawks

Once again proving they know everything there is to know about selling themselves, Kardashian sisters Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim went topless to promote a new line of jeans for their Kardashian Kollection label. Keep reading for the SFW half Monty and find out how much a pair of ’em (the jeans, silly!) will set you back.

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Kim Kardashian to start Bible study group, pastor Snoop Dogg chimes in

ByDarren O

As tears of makeup darkness trickled down the countenance of Kim Kardashian’s face last night in the season finale of a couple of those K gals take a city show, we have instant news on the Kim K. front. Is this a surprise? Of course not! Come along as we find out about Kim’s desire to start a Bible study group, a stalker at her home who had the cops called on him and then hear some insightful and thoughtful preachifications on the whole Kim and Kris situation from none other than Snoop Dogg.

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PHOTO Why Kim Kardashian remains relevant

ByAsa Hawks

Just when I find myself chanting along with a number of our commenters, demanding to know the answer to the puzzling questions, “Why do people care about Kim Kardashian?!?” that’s when I usually run across a photo like this one. Suddenly I’m curious to know more about this woman – her family, the rather low quality products she endorses, everything!

But, it seems my own personal weakness may not be shared by everyone, as the Kardashian brand is beginning to be viewed as “toxic” by business insiders. What do you think? Was Kim’s farcical marriage to Kris Humphries the beginning of the end of Kardashian relevance? Or will we all be lulled back into believing that we care by more AMAZING photos of Kim? (I confess I’m feeling really, really lulled right now.)

PHOTOS, VIDEO: Evidence Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner filmed Dubai marriage talk scene after she filed for divorce
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PHOTOS, VIDEO: Evidence Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner filmed Dubai marriage talk scene after she filed for divorce

ByStarcasm Staff

What? The Kardashians faked something? Color us shocked!

A few weeks ago on Kourtney and Kim Take New York Kim Kardashian was seen in a weird car scene with her mom Kris Jenner talking about problems she was having in her marriage to Kris Humphries. (This was the episode where they were in Dubai to open Millions of Milkshakes.) There were a few things shady with the scene: the car windows were blacked out, and at one point when she’s supposed to be talking to her mom about the divorce, the camera pans away and her voice is completely different. The minute the strange segment aired, Kris Humphries took to Twitter with a cryptic tweet:

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Kardashians magazine nixed over Kris Jenner demands for complete control

ByAsa Hawks

It seems as though the world may yet be spared the existence of a Kardashians-only magazine as the potential deal with American Media Inc. (Star, National Enquirer, Shape, Radar Online) has reportedly stalled due to Kris Jenner’s demands for complete editorial control over the content. At least ten people are very upset over the the announcement.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian cheated together on Amber Rose and Reggie Bush?

ByStarcasm Staff

Kanye West’s ex girlfriend Amber Rose hasn’t spoken much about her breakup with Kanye West, but now, in an exclusive interview with Star magazine, she says Kanye was cheating with Kim Kardashian in 2010, who was also cheating on her ex Reggie Bush. Looks like Kim Kardashian was taking her “many loves” dream to the extreme!

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VIDEO – Kim Kardashian wants to be Elizabeth Taylor, especially the marrying a bunch of husbands part

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Kardashian has always had a thing for Elizabeth Taylor. They both have dark, shapely good looks, both love jewelry and heavy makeup, and both have multiple marriages in a lifetime. Multiple loves and marriages happen to some people, but few people actually plan it (including Elizabeth Taylor, who told Kim that “live happens”) but it sounds like Kim Kardashian is actively planning and hoping to fall in love and get married a bunch of times.

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Nanny Pam Behan writing tell-all book about Kardashians and Jenners

ByStarcasm Staff

Pam Behan, former nanny, cook, and personal assistant to Kris and Bruce Jenner is shopping a tell-all to spill secrets about the the whole Kardashian and Jenner clan; especially Bruce’s older children Brody and Brandon Jenner (Bruce’s kids from his second marriage, to Linda Thompson), and Kim and Kourtney Kardashian.

Find out what she’s itching to tell!

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Vegas pays up for Kim Kardashian New Year’s Eve appearance

ByDarren O

While it seems the whole world from President Obama to Barbara Walters is hating on Kim Kardashian right now it hasn’t stopped sin city from paying up big time for her presence during New Year’s Eve. Find out how much Tao is dropping so that you can party with Kim K to ring in the new year and find out how much it will run you just to get in the doors as general admission.

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The somber 2011 Kardashian/Jenner Khristmas Kard is available in 3-D

ByStarcasm Staff

In case we haven’t all seen enough of the Kardashians this year, their 2011 Holiday Card in available in 3-D (as well as the 2-D version you see above.)

The whole klan is there (except for Brody Jenner and his girl Avril Lavigne, who never really get sucked into the Kardashian/Jenner entertainment machine) with Khloe and Kourtney standing by their men Lamar and Scott, while Kim stands starkly alone in her sequined tuxedo jacket.

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PHOTOS Top 5 krappy things you can buy at the Kardashian Khaos store

ByAsa Hawks

The entire Kardashian clan was on hand at The Mirage in Las Vegas yesterday for the grand opening of their “Kardashian Khaos” store, which features “a variety of items only available at Kardashian Khaos, including all the products that the Kardashian girls and Kris Jenner own, represent, market and endorse, coupled with exclusive Las Vegas souvenir items.” Keep reading for my list of the worst of the worst culled to together from the limited selection of photos available to us. (In other words, I’m sure there are more, even krappier items not on the list.)

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Barbara Walters calls the Kardashians like she sees them

ByStarcasm Staff

Barbara Walters caught some flack for naming The Kadashians (Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kris Jenner) as one of her 10 Most Interesting People, but footage from her interview with the reality empresses shows she didn’t let them off easy. (This was shot before Kim’s Krazy divorce, so there were no questions about that.)

Here’s what Babs had to say:

“You don’t really act. You don’t sing. You don’t dance. You don’t have any – forgive me – any talent.”

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Kris Humphries wants to avoid divorce at all cost

ByDarren O

As we previously reported Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment hoping to wipe the slate clean of his marriage from Kim Kardashian. He is claiming fraud stating that he believes that Kim never really loved him and that it was all a show for her show. Kim has argued this claim stating that she really loved him. This move sets up the possibility for a serious legal battle but sources are stating it’s Kris’ religious convictions and not money or bitterness that has lead him to want to annul the marriage. He’s so motivated on this front he actually has a plan B as well in hopes of avoiding a divorce.