Can you say M.C. Asscher? The now official number one reality star on the planet Kim Kardashian went over the top by putting a pair of intricate houndstooth patterned pants over her bottom and walking around New York City earlier today.
Her already hypnotizing posterior became a dizzying vortex that surely must have left a trail of staggering, bewildered males in its wake. (More so than usual.) Although Kim is no stranger to houndstooth, the much-smaller pattern on her spherical cuteus maximus caused a distortion in the visual space time continuum, much like the other famous trunk in Stephen King’s From a Buick 8.
Here’s an animated moon zoom that I should warn you may cause dizziness, nausea, and the usual intoxicating sense of wonder:
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Kim Kardashian photos: Jackson Lee / Splash News