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VIDEO PHOTOS Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale Palms Casino, Las Vegas concert

ByAsa Hawks

Britney Spears performed a three-song mini-concert at Rain nightclub in the Palms Casino & Resort in Las Vegas last night to promote the Tuesday release of her brand new album Femme Fatale. A scantily-clad and sexualized Britney performed three songs from the new album: “Hold It Against Me,” “Big Fat Bass” and “Till the World Ends.” Keep reading for photos from the show as well as a brief video clip of Brit doing the as-yet-not-officially-released “Big Fat Bass!”

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Is NeNe Leakes dating Celebrity Apprentice nemesis Star Jones’ ex husband?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nene Leakes has been publicly feuding with her Celebrity Apprentice co-star Star Jones Real Housewives-style for weeks, but it looks like their rift might have just gotten personal. Is NeNe’s new boyfriend Star Jones’ ex-husband? Nene (who is divorcing her husband Gregg) has been flirting via Twitter with Al Reynolds, who was married to Star…

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VIDEO “Friday” interview with Ark Music Factory founder and Rebecca Black producer Patrice Wilson

ByChris Gaines

The secretive producer, writer and rapper of Ark Music Factory finally speaks! And guess when? Friday, of course! One of the maestros behind Rebecca Black, Alana Lee, Abby Victor and the AMF phenomenon gives an exclusive interview, and he answers questions about AMF seeking out talent, charges of exploiting kids and parents and destroying pop music, how and why AMF does what they do, and more!

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RHONJ’s Juicy Joe Giudice arrested for fraudulent driver’s license

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of New Jersey househusband Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice is in trouble yet again. Adding to a list of brushes with the law that includes a DWI arrest, forgery, concealing assets, and a bar brawl in the Dominican Republic, Joe was arrested Friday for creating a fake driver’s license! Keep reading for the full 411!

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VIDEO Listen to Lady Gaga’s “The Country Road” version of “Born This Way”

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga announced yesterday that she would be releasing an alternate version of the anthemic title track from her new album Born This Way and just like always, LG delivered on her promise! Keep reading to give the alternate version a listen and see if you think it’s better or worse than the original!

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PHOTOS Who is Hannah Hurwitz from “Pregnant in Heels?”

ByDarren O

Bravo is set to premiere a new reality show Pregnant in Heels on April 5th. The show centers around pregnancy and maternity guru Rosie Pope, a former model who has created an empire that is all things “having a baby.” As we’ve come to learn, any power player needs a trusty assistant and Rosie is no exception as the show will also feature her right-hand woman Hannah Hurwitz. Read on for photos, bio info, links and more on the lovely cast member for what promises to be a great watch.

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VIDEO RHONYC’s Sonja Morgan addresses lesbian rumors

ByDarren O

In the preview video for the upcoming and delayed premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City we were given a tasty dose of Sonja Morgan vamping it up both with her words and her bloomers-revealing attire. She’s been keeping up the sex kitten role in her recent public appearances too including the 2011 GLADD awards. She was asked about innuendos of “lesbian tendencies” and her response was wonderfully up for interpretation. Wait a second, I think I’m crushing on Sonja Morgan!

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Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry’s salaries revealed

ByAsa Hawks

Sources close to Teen Mom 2 stars Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry have revealed the two moms are making substantially less money than the girls from the original incarnation of the popular reality series! Keep reading for the amounts and my theories on the discrepancies.

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Lady Gaga to release “The Country Road” version of “Born This Way” late tonight!

ByAsa Hawks

The hardest working woman in show business is at it again! Lady Gaga announced earlier today via Twitter that she will be releasing an alternate version of her smash #1 single “Born This Way” tonight at 12am Pacific (3am Eastern)! Keep reading for the startling tweetails and find out why Nashville needs to prepare for a full-scale invasion!

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Paz de la Huerta arrested for punching Samatha Swerta in the face

ByStarcasm Staff

Sunday night was just another average night for Broadwalk Empire starlet Paz de la Huerta: she got really drunk and her boob came out. But that’s not all the action that went down that night. The New York Daily News reported yesterday that Paz asaulted former The City cast-member Samantha Swetra Sunday night after Samantha…

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Bachelor Brad Womack joins Twitter, says he and Emily are ‘better than ever’

ByDarren O

Our indecisive bartendin’ hunk of love from Austin, TX has joined Twitter. I’m not sure what all this means in the long run but as far as the short term it apparently represents an opportunity to repeatedly assure folks (and perhaps himself) that he and Emily Maynard are fine. See his barrage of me and E are great tweets and then see Emily’s welcome that would indicate the same.

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VIDEO Miami Housewife Adriana De Moura works a stripper pole

ByDarren O

While Marysol was out in snow capped Aspen getting hitched to her French lover Philippe the real action was happening back in Miami where Housewife Adriana De Moura was melting faces and hearts as she worked on her pole dancing techniques. H-O-T! Video and some SFW and good for your soul screen caps await.

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Is Tamra Barney engaged to Eddie Judge? Tamra clarifies the marriage rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County were a bit shocked when they read yesterday’s article on RadarOnline.com originally titled “OC Housewife Tamra Barney Tells Radar: I’m Getting Married!” Read Tamra’s response to the inevitable onslaught of wedding and engagement rumors! Is she getting married or not?!?

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SETLIST PHOTOS Duran Duran “Unstaged” Directed By David Lynch, Live Review VIDEO

ByChris Gaines

What do Double D Barbie dolls, a grill full of weiners and Duran Duran have in common? If you said David Lynch, you’re right on, Eraserhead. If you said anything else, maybe you need to read up on one of the most intriguing combinations to come along in a long while!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Sneak Peek of Teen Mom Leah Messer and Corey Simms’ wedding day

ByDarren O

MTV let it all hang out in their sneak peek video for next week’s episode of Teen Mom 2. Well not ALL out because the entire video exclusively featured scenes from Leah Messer and Corey Simms’ wedding day but that’s just fine with this Team Leah man! Leah looks glowing,beautiful and nervous as a young bride should while the scene between Corey and his dad will bring out any deeply buried man tears. Check out the video and multiple screen grab images I pulled from the joyous clip as we anticipate next week’s episode!

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PHOTOS Who are Alana Lee’s boy crush and mean girl enemy in the video for “Butterflies”?

ByChris Gaines

The comments are going crazy, the emails are flowing in: Who is the boy in Alana Lee’s “Butterflies”? And who is the mean girl? Starcasm’s got the scoop on Anthony Ballestero and Kyndall Slotemaker, the actors in one of YouTube’s hottest videos!

Actress Elizabeth Taylor dies of congestive heart failure at 79

ByAsa Hawks

Numerous new source are reporting that actress Elizabeth Taylor passed away earlier today. He publicist has since released a statement saying the Hollywood icon died in Los Angeles of congestive heart failure.

Elizabeth Taylor got an early start in Hollywood as a child actress and never looked back, becoming not only one of the greatest actresses from the film industry’s “Golden Age” but also one of popular culture’s greatest icons.

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PHOTOS Mick Fleetwood has suffered a hat attack

ByDarren O

Fleetwood Mac has been in the news recently because the mega-popular show Glee is planning to cover their gazillion selling masterpiece Rumours in an upcoming episode. Band founder and drummer Mick Fleetwood has aged amazingly well and his secret just may be all about having an arsenal of hats at your disposal. See pics of Mick from Maui as he shows his rock-n-roll contemporaries how to grow old awesomely.

PHOTO RHOM Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery
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PHOTO RHOM Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery

ByAsa Hawks

See a pre-plastic surgery picture of The Real Housewives of Miami‘s break-out star Mama Elsa Patton! The photo was tweeted by daughter Marysol last week with the caption, “Special Treat @elsapatton at my age, such a babe.”

(And be sure to tune in tonight and watch Mama Elsa and Marysol on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen!)

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Wedding photo from Marysol Patton’s Aspen marriage to Philippe Pautesta-Herda

ByStarcasm Staff

The Real Housewives of Miami have lacked that little something that most of the other shows have, but what they do have is Mama Elsa (who has had more plastic surgery than the cat lady, likes her wine, and may be a witch! We love her!) Mama Elsa wouldn’t be a mama without her charming…

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PHOTO Katy Perry looking downright confectionary in Manchester

ByAsa Hawks

Even when Katy Perry isn’t adorned in lollipops and whipped-cream-spurting brassieres she still looks like a perfect little dessert! Seeing this photo of the sugary pop princess out and about in Manchester, England earlier today made me realize there are completely appropriate times in which you can refer to a woman as “cupcake.”

Sister Wives Season 2 Episode 2 "Free Range Browns"
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Top quotes from Sister Wives ‘Free Range Browns’

ByDarren O

Check out our hand-picked favorite quotes from season 2 episode 2 of TLC’s engaging polygamist reality show Sister Wives entitled “Free Range Browns.” The family heads up to Kody’s dad’s ranch in “Y for Wyoming” for a little working vacation and we discover among other things that his 2nd wife Janelle’s mother is married to Kody’s dad Winn! It’s worth it just to hear Kody’s mom talk about “spokes in a wheel.”

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Teen Mom video: How much money did Jenelle fraudulently charge on her mom Barbara’s credit cards?

ByStarcasm Staff

Last week’s Teen Mom 2 episode saw Jenelle and her bummy boyfriend Kieffer Delp take a road trip to Jersey on her mom Barbara’s dime. While relaxing over a dinner of sushi and hibachi grill, Barbara called demanding to know what happened to her credit card. The nerve! Jenelle has a point that Barbara is…

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VIDEO Neil Diamond’s Drunken Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame induction speech

ByChris Gaines

You say you like your Neil Diamond drunk, passive aggressive and squirrely? Neil Diamond’s only preparation for his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was a bottle of “Red, Red Wine” with a Tennessee Moonshine chaser, and Starcasm has the rambling video of his speech!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Chris Brown melts down, breaks window after GMA interview

ByAsa Hawks

Watch Chris Brown’s interview on Good Morning America in which Robin Roberts asks him a few questions about his 2009 assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna. The interview infuriated Brown who began yelling afterward in his dressing room and even smashed a window before taking off his shirt and walking out of the studios before his scheduled second performance! (Pictures of the tatted Bruce “Chris Brown” Banner and his latest smash victim included)

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New site creates anonymous backdoor for Facebook trash talk

ByDarren O

If you’ve ever wanted to talk jack about a fellow Facebook user but haven’t had the courage to do it in their virtual face now you have a backdoor means to anonymously say anything you want. Find out about this new site and discover the negative ramifications including what appears to be an open invite for bullies. Read a couple of nasty, but certainly not the nastiest, comments made about Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and Lady Gaga for example and decide for yourself if this is a good or bad idea.

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Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston topless photo and booty shakin’

ByAsa Hawks

Check out 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston almost exactly how Tiger Woods gets to see her! The attractive blond can be seen sans top while catching some sun in Florida – but don’t get too excited because the pic is very much SFW. To make up for that fact, I’ve included some Alyse badonkadokegery!

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PHOTO Gary Shirley and Maci Bookout partying in Nashville

ByAsa Hawks

In what could very well be the most stunning confluence of Teen Momegery outside of a Reunion Special, Gary Shirley tweeted the above photo of himself and Teen Mom Maci Bookout partying hearty in Nashville over the weekend! Keep reading to see the full picture and find out all the reasons why this image is so amazing!

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Bethenny Frankel sold her Skinny Girl cocktail brand!

ByStarcasm Staff

On recent episodes of Bethenny Ever After, we’ve witnesses the former Real Houewife, and brand machine Bethenny Frankel stress out over the fact that the manufacturer of her low-calorie pre-mixed low-calorie margarita isn’t shipping out enough product to stores to meet the demand that she’s created through her reality shows, books and media coverage. On…

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RHOM’s Mama Elsa Patton tweets from her Miami to NYC road trip!

ByDarren O

When Andy Cohen was told that the biggest star from The Real Housewives of Miami, Mama Elsa Patton, was not going to appear on Watch What Happens Live because of a fear of flying he sent staffers down to Miami to DRIVE both Elsa and her Housewife daughter Marysol all the way up to New York for the show. Well played Andy, but even better that that we have video, photos and Twitter updates from Elsa and Marysol’s road trip for the ages!

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Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston full arrest report from 2010 DUI

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s the startling arrest report from Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston’s 2010 DUI, including her blood alcohol level and her statement, “I need to be held responsible for what I did.” Keep reading for the detailed description of Alyse’s condition at the time of her arrest, how she did during the field sobriety tests, and some mind-blowingly fascinating revelations about her diet!

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VIDEO and LYRICS Randy Quaid performs self penned song “Star Whackers” live

ByStarcasm Staff

In all of this Sheen #winning and Mel Gibson ranting we’ve almost forgotten about the absolute most whacked out celebrity going right now and that’s Mr. Randy Quaid. He has taken his celebrity murdering conspiracy theory of star whackers to the next level by penning a song and performing it live. Hold on to your seats for video and full lyrics of Randy Quaid and The Fugitives performing “Star Whackers” live in Vancouver, British Columbia March 18th, 2011!

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PHOTOS celebrities enjoying lollipops

ByDarren O

Hardly a day goes by where our image news feed doesn’t feature some sexy young celeb enjoying that ol’ double entendre photo op of sucking on a lollipop. As a shout out to all you who enjoy slowly licking up the goodness I’ve put together a photo gallery of celebs enjoying lollipops. Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, actual royalty, Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus, Real Housewife Jill Zarin and even Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane are all a part of this popping lollipop post. Check it out!

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PHOTOS Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie and their 6 children out and about in New Orleans

ByAsa Hawks

In one of the rarest sightings known to paparazzi, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed with all six of their children walking the streets of New Orleans yesterday! See the pictures as well as an informational graphic to help you keep all the members of the Jolie-Pitt clan straight!

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Alyse Lahti Johnston mug shot – Tiger Woods alleged new girlfriend arrested in 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Tiger Woods has reportedly moved on from ex-wife Elin Nordegren and is currently dating Alyse Lahti Johnston, the 22-year-old daughter of an exec at IMG, the PR firm that represents Tiger. See a brutal mug shot of Alyse from October, 2010 and find out what being able to afford a good lawyer can do to a DUI charge!

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VIDEO Rebecca Black performs acoustic “Friday” on Good Morning America

ByAsa Hawks

In an attempt to quell some of the haterade being poured all over her smash single “Friday,” overnight sensation Rebecca Black performed an acoustic version of the song for ABC and Good Morning America. The performance includes accompaniment on acoustic guitar and piano in a living room setting with what appears to be some of Rebecca’s friends. (Who are quick to chime in during the audience participation segment of the song, “Partyin’, Partyin’ YEAH! Partyin’, partyin’ YEAH!”) Keep reading and watch the video as the clock ticks down on your work week. “We we we so excited!”

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VIDEO Is Alana Lee’s “Butterflies” the next breakout hit for Ark Music Factory?

ByChris Gaines

Rebecca Black started the week on Monday with a YouTube explosion and ended it on Friday with a Good Morning America interview. We don’t know what the future holds specifically for Ms. Black (other than for her, Sunday is two days afterwords), but we can muse about which of the Ark Music Factory stable might have similar stardom in her future.

Keep reading to watch the video “Butterflies” by Alana Lee, which gets my award for the best single released so far by the Ark Music Factory! (Includes lyrics)

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PHOTO – Jeff Bridges as ‘The Beast’ and Penelope Cruz as ‘Belle’ in new Leibovitz Disney Dream Portrait

ByStarcasm Staff

Grisled Jeff Bridges, who I love and want to be my uncle, teamed up with Penelope Cruz  for a Beauty and the Beast photo-shoot with Annie Leibovitz for the latest Disney Dream Portraits to promote Disney Parks. Bridges appears and the “transformed” beast, but let’s fact it, he looks more like the (kinda) cute-but-hairy beast…

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Jimmy Buffett looking to cash in on Sheen’s ‘Tiger Blood’

ByStarcasm Staff

Jimmy Buffett is the second wisest business Buffett in America right behind that uber-rich Warren Buffett guy. The “Margaritaville” singer’s latest business concept? He’s looking to cash in on Charlie Sheen’s #tigerblood. Read on for the deets and see our rewriting of his classic from”Margaritaville” to “Tiger Bloodyville!”

SNL vet Victoria Jackson doesn’t like Muslims, gays, Obama, Glee…

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what ever happened to Victoria Jackson, the bubbly comedienne from Saturday Night Live who played the part of the ditzy blond so perfectly? It seems she has moved on to playing the part of the conservative blogger so perfectly! Check out highlights from her most recent post titled “The Muslims Next Door” in which she compares two men kissing on Glee to suicide bomber tips in an Al Qaida magazine. Oh, and she’s included a video clip with a bit of musical comedy to help make her point!

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Are Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry and baby-daddy Jo Rivera on good terms now?

ByDarren O

Teen Mom 2 cast member Kailyn “Kail” Lowry and her baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera seem to divide fans of the show right down the middle. One of the arguments for Team Kail is that Jo doesn’t appear to have a work ethic. Well rapper Greystroke has posted a video he believes answer Jo’s h8rs on that subject. Check out a very random clip of Jo repairing a copier and then read tweets from Kail and Jo that show the two may actually be on good terms now!

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VIDEO Rebecca Black requests duo with Justin Bieber

ByDarren O

Today is Friday so I thought I’d get this party started with everyone’s favorite “Friday” singer Rebecca Black. She appeared on this morning’s episode of Good Morning America and discussed her sudden and overwhelming YouTube fame. Her ode to the day before the weekend is now rocking at over 14 million (Dr. Evil voice – MILLION) views! Read what particular comments made her cry and watch her heart felt request for a duet with none other than Justin Bieber!

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Ashely Hebert before and after Bachelorette makeover

ByStarcasm Staff

Future dentist Ashley Hebert is reworking her image after being chosen to be the next Bachelorette, but with her physical appearance, and her personality. Ashley appeared on The Bachelor as a light, blondish redhead with over-tweezed eyebrows, and now she’s a auburn/brunette with filled-in arched brows. Her new hair color is actually more like her…

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PHOTOS Giggy and Audrina Patridge strike up romance, Lisa Vanderpump dismayed

ByAsa Hawks

Big screen super-couple Brangelina may have some small screen competition in the form of Audriggy! Two of the loveliest visages in all of reality televisiondom were photographed earlier today as The Hills star Audrina Patridge was caught with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ little studly-do-right Giggy the Pom in what looks to be a true case of puppy love!

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Governor Chris Christie suspends Albert Manzo from Real Housewives of New Jersey

ByAsa Hawks

No, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t have the power to suspend anyone from a reality series. But, he does have the power to suspend someone from the North Jersey District Water Supply Commission, which is exactly what he did to Caroline Manzo’s husband Albert Manzo this week claiming that the Real Hosuewives of New Jersey star abused the public’s trust! Keep reading to find out exactly what ol’ Albert allegedly did!

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Who is the rapper in the Rebecca Black “Friday” video? Meet ‘Pato’ Patrice Wilson

ByAsa Hawks

Overnight YouTube sensation Rebecca Black continues her successful-so-far bid for musical world domination as her single “Friday” has not only launched a tour but has since been made available for download and is racing up the charts!

Much has been written about Ark Music Factory, the company behind the successful single that has been called everything from “great teen pop” to “the worst song ever written,” but little has been mentioned about Rebecca’s co-star in the video: mysterious rapper dude driving a car. Find out who he is and what his connection is to Ark Music Factory!

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VIDEO Jack White’s surprise street performance at SXSW

ByDarren O

Jack White’s Third Man Records based out of Nashville went mobile and rolled up to Austin’s SXSW festival in the form of a big yellow truck. All of that’s fine and dandy and hipster “whatever” being that it’s hard to make news at what has arguably become THE music festival but when White himself stepped out with the baddest looking Gretsch acoustic you’ll see and began to belt out Buddy Holly’s “Not Fade Away,” well, BLAMMO! Check out the high quality video of the entire performance from NPR right here.

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 cast discuss money issues on ‘After Show’

ByDarren O

The two main issues that seem to keep popping up for our girls from Teen Mom 2, after their babies of course, is that of baby-daddys and money. In our last After Show round-up host SuChin Pak and the girls chatted up the former but in the most recent sit down Kailyn, Leah, Chelsea and Jenelle had their minds on their money and their money on their minds. See the clip and read a summary of the comments made about each young lady’s financial situations.