VIDEO St. Arcasm and Uncle O’Grimacey wish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Starcasm and the following vintage video clip of McDonaldland’s 70’s spokes-thingy Uncle O’Grimacey would like to wish all our readers a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
VIDEO Casey Abrams sings Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on American Idol Top 12
Watch 20-year-old Casey Adams perform a version of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” from the American Idol Top 12 show earlier tonight. The judges seemed to like it, but it left my eardrums a little bloody and I can’t help but think ol Kurt Cobain rolled over in his grave a little. Keep reading to watch the video and judge for yourself!
PHOTO Kelly Brook is pregnant!
Kelly Brook announced on Twitter earlier today that she is pregnant! The 31-year-old actress and model shared the shocking news just a couple hours ago by tweeting, “Thom and I are happy to announce we are expecting a baby girl. We are delighted XXXXX” Keep reading for all the deets on the baby as well as Kelly’s new man, and see a photos of what almost-three-months pregnant looks like if your name is Kelly Brook!
Teen Mom Jenelle Evans finds out Jace has a brother
Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is a headline machine – and not in a good way. The latest drama from the Oak Island mama is from OK! magazine, who reveal in their current issue that Jenelle recently found out that her baby daddy Andrew Lewis has fathered another child! Keep reading for the latest chapter in the Jenellian drama epic!
Top quotes from the Sister Wives season 2 premiere
We have been brought back to the fascinating Brown family fold as TLC aired the season 2 premiere of their polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. Read on for my hand picked favorite quotes from the engrossing show that scored some seriously impressive ratings.
Andy Cohen: Bravo is ‘done’ with any new Housewives
Andy Cohen, President of Original Programming and Development at Bravo and host of the network’s wonderfully entertaining talk show Watch What Happens Live, has crushed the future dreams of to-do housewives across our great land in just the briefest of statements to OK. Read his comment that could signal the end of any further Housewives franchising!
PHOTOS Mandy Moore’s Virgin Love Button
Do you feel guilt for only “liking” one of your friend’s amazing Facebook posts because you have no other options to express your pleasure? Well Mandy Moore and Virgin Mobile are hoping to change all that by launching the Love Button App that will allow users to spread the love on Facebook. Check out Mandy as spokes-hottie from her Toronto endorsement appearance including a pic with a dude that would certainly be deserving of a “love” status.
Jonah Hill lost 30 pounds for 21 Jump Street! Before and after photos
Members of the Hollywood Chub Club are dropping pounds faster than starlets to score movie roles! The crew of young pudgy comedians who gained success as schlubby clueless-but-nice guys in films like Knocked Up and Superbad is downsized. First Seth Rogen dropped his baby weight for his Green Lantern role, and now Jonah Hill, who…
Emily Maynard high school yearbook photo from 2004
Emily Maynard won the heart of Brad Womack (and most of America) on season 15 of ABC’s The Bachelor and judging from her 2004 Key West High School yearbook photo, that’s something she’s been doing for years! The attractive blond is pictured here when she was 18 and obviously taking full advantage of the
Florida sun.
Kelly Brook bikini photos for her New Look Swimwear line
Actress, model and all-around super hottie Kelly Brook is launching her own line of swimwear for New Look, a UK-based clothing store with over 1,000 locations worldwide. And what would a Kelly Brook swimwear line be without Kelly Brook in swimwear?
PHOTOS Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp arrive for yet another court date
Gather round the ol’ Teen Mom campfire everybody because it’s time for what is becoming a near weekly event here at Starcasm; the Jenelle Evans and or Kieffer Delp arrive for a court date photos post! Check out photos of the two including what appears to be a make out session in front of a church sign and help us try to figure out which offense they were there for this time!
PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Megan Nelson look-alike contest
Starcasm fave Megan Nelson makes her triumphant return to Teen Mom 2 tonight as she and Chelsea Houska reunite to attend a Lady Gaga concert together! In honor of this momentous occasion I thought I might highlight something fun going on right now over at that Facebook place – a Megan Nelson look-a-like contest! Keep reading to see my top pick and find out how to cast your vote!
Charlie Sheen porn star associate Kacey Jordan attempted suicide
Adult film actress Kacey Jordan, if you’ll remember, was the original porn star Charlie Sheen associated with when all of his falling down or #WINNING depending on your vantage point began. Well it looks like Jordan has run into hard times as TMZ is reporting that she attempted suicide at the Peninsula Hotel in Chicago last night. Read her desperate (for attention) tweets and find out how she’s doing now.
“Friday” singer Rebecca Black is going on tour! Coming to a mall near you!
Cashing in on the success of her viral YouTube video for the song “Friday” singer Rebecca Black is following in the footsteps of teen pop pioneers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson with a tour of malls across America! Keep reading for the tour poster and all the dates! (How could you live with yourself knowing you missed the next Britney Spears playing in front of a dollar store?!?)
Tom Waits set list and quotes from last night’s Rock & Roll HOF induction
One of my personal musical heroes, Tom Waits, was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night by none other than Neil Young. Read on for some amazing quotes like, “Any day on this side of the dirt is a great day,” from his induction speech and then hold onto your seats as you see the mind altering four-song set list from his performance!
PHOTOS Current American Idol front-runner Pia Toscano at PaleyFest 2011
American Idol was honored last night during PaleyFest 2011 and our girl Pia Toscano was on hand looking fabulous as usual! Read on for some great photos of the current Vegas front-runner and check out some song suggestions for this week’s birth-year theme.
Who is Chantal O’Brien dating?
Chantal O’Brien didn’t let a little thing like being spurned by Brad Womack prevent her from a little happiness. She appeared last night on After the Final Rose a little miffed that Brad took her all the way when it seemed obvious that he never had any intention of picking her, but she also…
Teen Mom fight! Amber Portwood vs. Jenelle Evans round 2
Amber Portwood broke the first rule of Teen Mom fight club:
“You don’t freakin’ talk jack about other Teen Moms.”
Alas, Amber created a riff in the TM universe by blasting Jenelle Evans. Well we all knew Jenelle would have something to say (or Tweet) about this mess. Read on for round 2. MEOW!
Who is Ryan Phillippe’s alleged baby mama?
Yesterday news broke of a possible paternity situation for Ryan Phillippe with his former (reportedly casual) girlfriend model/actress Alexis Knapp. Knapp, who can be seen later this year with Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven in So Undercover, was recently spotted out and about looking very pregnant. Click here to see pics. US Weekly published a…
Gilbert Gottfried fired by Aflac for Tsunami jokes on Twitter
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck after tweeting numerous insensitive jokes about the recent tsunami and earthquake in Japan. Keep reading for all the details including a statement from Aflac as well as some examples of the tasteless jokes posted by Gottfried on his Twitter account over the weekend.
VIDEOS Ark Music Factory Builds Stable Of Popstars: Rebecca Black, Alana Lee and more!
Find out all about Ark Music Factory, the folks responsible for the Rebecca Black music video “Friday” and many, many more just like it! See sample videos from some of their other artists including Alana Lee, Abby Victor and Britt Rutter, and find out how you can have your own music video built by this teen star factory!
VIDEO PHOTOS – Is Rebecca Black’s “Friday” YouTube hit fake or real?
You may not have heard this song on the radio…yet. But it’s a YouTube smash, racking up hits faster than you can say “Bieber.” Granted, we first heard about Rebecca Black’s song and video for “Friday” from this Tosh.0 post ridiculing the presentation of the video, the performance and especially the lyrics, but 3 million plus views is 3 million plus views! Keep reading to watch the video everyone is talking about!
Engaged Brad Womack and Emily Maynard broke up, canceled their wedding!
The Bachelor Brad Womack and fiancee Emily Maynard revealed some shocking news during their appearance on the “After The Final Rose” special on ABC including the fact that they broke up and got back together and nixed plans to have their wedding… last night! Keep reading for all the details from the special!
PHOTOS Glee’s Darren Criss on dating show ‘You Rock, Let’s Roll’ in 2008
From the “Before They Were Stars” file are these great photos of Glee hunk Darren Criss on the Fuse TV game dating game show You Rock, Let’s Roll from 2008. Keep reading to see the photos and a very brief video clip from the show featuring a blindfolded Darren and a blond woman who is probably kicking herself right about now!
Jenny McCarthy makes Miami hotter in a bikini and fedora
Jenny McCarthy gave Kelly Benismon a run for her bikini-money this weekend in Miami. Kelly definitely has a fit, toned, body, but Jenny, a 38-year-old former Playboy bunny, is still working her sex symbol status to the max. She touched off her black bikini with some sunglasses and a black fedora. She sunned in South…
PHOTO Pete Wentz ‘tames the mane’
Pete Wentz has went and got himself a new do following his divorce from Ashlee Simpson. It is called “tame the mane” and you can see it for yourself along with a side-by-side-by-side of Pete’s hair through the years!
PHOTO Miami Housewife Adriana De Moura claims she was choked, raped by ex-husband Roberto Sidi
Adriana De Moura shocked the other Miami Housewives when she revealed that she discovered via a phone call that her ex-husband and father of her son Alex, Roberto Sidi, was married to another woman who just so happened to be 17. Well her other South Beach cast mates might have fallen out of their Vuittons if they heard the rest of story which includes court papers that claim he choked and raped her! Read on for the shocking details and see a photo that Star magazine printed and claims is Mr. Sidi.
PHOTOS Danny Trejo’s guns mock TSA at LAX
For those peeps who feel all of the TSA security measures go a little overboard you now have a bona fide, bad-mother, world destroyer of a spokesman, Danny Trejo’s guns! That’s right you Travelocity using frolickers of the friendly skies, Danny Trejo and his tattooed biceps have spoken for you and I’m going to bet the TSA cats are listening. Read what Trejo’s peacemakers had to say and view photographs of the Machete star symbolically silencing the TSA.
AUDIO – Listen to Gretchen Rossi’s new dance song: “Revelation”
Gretchen Rossi is not stopping her crusade to be a singing Real Housewife (how many of these can the world possibly hold?) Last year she released “Nothing Without You,” a tribute to her late fiance Jeff Bietzel. Her new tune is a dance mix called “Revelation.” Catch the revelatory magic below: This video was actually…
PHOTOS Leah Messer and Corey Simms get tattoos!
Everybody who is somebody is getting a tattoo these days! From Vanessa Hudgens’ neck butterfly to Gucci Mane’s face cream cone it seems any bit of bare celebrity skin is considered to be blank canvas, and the Teen Moms are no exception. Keep reading to see the latest additions to the Teen Mom Skin Art Collection thanks to Leah Messer and her husband Corey Simms!
Did Tamra Barney date Fernanda Rocha?
Newly divorced Tamra Barney has been spending a lot of quality time with lesbian belly dancer Fernanda Rocha on the first two episodes of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra often references their flirting (which includes kissing on the lips.) Were they ever more than just friends?
PHOTO Lou Reed takes a walk on the wild side, hails a NYC cab
It’s not uncommon for the correspondents here at Starcasm Control to be jamming out to some good music while we work. Wouldja believe I was listening to the classic Lou Reed album New York when this pic came across the wire? Keep reading to see Lou dealing with the frustrating street hassle of hailing a cab in New York City, and find out what the Velvet Underground vet and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee is up to nowadays besides riding around in taxis!
PHOTOS Tamra Barney and new boyfriend Eddie Judge together
See photos of Tamra Barney and her new man Eddie Judge, including some shots with fellow Bravolebrities Andy Cohen and Patty Stanger and one in which Tamra removes her bra with no negative effects!
PHOTOS Avril Lavigne got a “f**king neck tattoo”
Avril Lavigne, who’s latest album Goodbye Lullaby came out last Tuesday, celebrated last night by getting a neck tattoo! Keep reading to find out what Avril got permanently inked on her hickey spot!
VIDEO Clip – Sister Wives: The Brown family prepares to “come out” as polygamists
Tonight TLC’s controversial reality show Sister Wives is back for a second season, and we get to watch a meta-situation of sorts. The Brown family is a-rattle with nerves as they prepare to leave their Utah home for New York to come out as polygamists to the world on national television. That decision wasn’t one…
VIDEO – Evelyn Lozada admits to affair with Tami Roman’s ex-husband Kenny Anderson while they were married?
VH1’s Basketballs Wives definitely ended with a bombshell last week. Evelyn Lozada has since threatened to quit the show after footage of her admitting to “unknownigly” having a six-month affair with Tami Roman’s ex-husband Kenny Anderson while they were still married aired. Evelyn complained that the producers of the show egged the other girls on…
PHOTOS from the Freaks and Geeks reunion at Paleyfest 2011
See pictures from the Freaks and Geeks Reunion at Paleyfest 2011 featuring director Paul Feig, executive producer Judd Apatow and perhaps the most amazing cast in the history of television comedies, including Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Busy Philipps, Martin Starr and more! (Academy Award nominee James Franco was the only notable cast member absent from the event.)
VIDEO – Vicki Gunvalson flirts at a bowling alley, did she cheat on Donn?
Before Vicki Gunvalson’s marriage to Donn takes it’s last breath, the Real Housewives of Orange County star enjoys some “googling” from another man. And she doesn’t mean on the computer!
Chelsea Houska’s ex Adam Lind arrested, has extensive rap sheet
In addition to being a lazy, insensitive jerk, Teen Mom 2 Chelsea Houska’s baby daddy Adam Lind is also guilty of a number of actual “breaking the law” crimes – one of which had him behind bars from February 20 to March 2! Find out what sort of illegal activities Adam wasn’t too lazy to engage in.
Kelly Bensimon bikini photos in Miami
Forget robins, the real first signs of spring are celebrities in bikinis! Now you may argue that The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Kelly Bensimon isn’t that big of a celebrity, but for something as wonderful as spring I’m willing to play the optimist and take whatever I can get. Plus, even completely cuckoo can look fantastic in two-piece swimwear!
Justin Timberlake is back on the market: Did he break Jessica Biel’s heart? Cheat?
Justin Timberlake is back on the market! It’s official! Justin Timberlake is single again and eligible for giddy fans of The Social Network, Shrek the Third, and/or N’SYNC to fantasize about having the 0.00000000000000001 chance of scoring a date with him. Despite constant (hopeful, no doubt) rumors of breaking up, the couple were together for…
PHOTOS Mel Gibson arrives for court, pleads no contest, won’t go to jail
See photos of Mel Gibson arriving back in the United States at the Los Angeles County Superior Court Airport Courthouse where he pleaded no contest to simple battery charges stemming from an altercation with his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Find out what the plea means and what Mel’s punishment is.
VIDEO New The Smurfs 3D movie trailer
Here’s the first extended look at the upcoming Columbia Pictures movie The Smurfs 3D with a mixture of animation and live action from such stars as Neil Patrick Harris, Hank Azaria, Jayma Mays (Glee) and the voice of Katy Perry as Smurfette. (It looks pretty smurfin’ bad to me – what do you think?)
Does MTV purposefully encourage drama and conflict on the Teen Mom shows?
Whitney Purvis was featured on an episode of the teen pregnancy reality show 16 & Pregnant. She has told ABC news that MTV manufactures drama and conflict by the way they produce the Teen Mom franchise shows. Read her statement, MTV’s reply and watch the video report filed by ABC.
Links for earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan
Right before 3p.m. Friday (March 11), Japan was hit by an 8.9 magnitude earthquake, the strongest quake in at least 100 years, followed by massive tsunamis striking it’s coastal cities. Hundreds were killed and thousands have been displaced. The nation is in dire need of international support. Here’s how you can help.
Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale album leaks! Listen to all 12 songs
In what seems to be the unavoidable standard for major album releases, the tracks from Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale have all made it to the web thanks to a slow, overnight leak. Britney officially released the two tracks, “Hold It Against Me” and “Till The World Ends,” and now the other ten songs on the album are available to listen to from various sources on the web. Keep reading to listen to each and every track (12 total!) in the order they will appear on the CD.
PHOTOS NYC Housewife Sonja Morgan’s sexy artist love interest Brian Farrell
The firecracker of a season 4 preview video for The Real Housewives of New York City shows Sonja Morgan cutting loose and expressing that she just needs a man that can f**k her. Well her man of choice to make THAT happen in the upcoming season is a seriously fine fine artist named Brian Farrell. Read on to see some examples of his work, his interesting bio including how Glenn Beck helped save his life and photographic proof of his Sonja Morgan worthy hotness!
VIDEO Is Charlie Sheen on the road to self destruction?
The latest Sheen saga finds the LAPD raiding his home based on a call that Sheen was in possession of firearms which would be breaking his restraining order filed by Brooke Mueller. This whole strange scene involving police, guns, Sheen tweeting about warlocks, lawyers and hamburgers begs the asking of the obvious question emerging from his public falling down.
Is Charlie Sheen on the path to self destruction?
Become a polygamist via the Sister Wives Facebook app
TLC knows they have a hit on their hands with their plural marriage themed reality show Sister Wives. In one of the strangest promotional ideas I’ve seen the network has launched a Sister Wives Facebook app that allows you to invite your friends to become a sister wife and assign them tasks. This sounds so naughty! Read on for the deets and how to get your polygamy on just like Kody Brown and his ladies!
Film’s Great Inanimate Objects: Lloyd Dobler’s boombox from Say Anything
Read my ode to one of the great inanimate objects in cinema history, Lloyd Dobler’s boombox that blasted out Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” from the 80’s classic Say Anything. Discover the genesis of the famous scene, what song was actually playing during the shoot and the resting place for that old plastic rectangular device that came to symbolize the desperate, youthful, and suppressed voice yearning to be heard for a generation of young Americans.
Where Are They Now? Gary Coleman’s remains
Sadly, the bitter feud over the remains and estate of the late Gary Coleman is still ongoing. The two parties seeking control of what Gary left behind are his ex-wife Shannon Price and his former business manager and girlfriend Anna Gray. Read on to discover the really sad news of where Gary Coleman’s remains currently reside.
PHOTOS The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl ARE dating!
Confirming rumors that began with a Star magazine article early last month, The Bachelor‘s Vienna Girardi has been sharing numerous photos online with her new boyfriend, The Bachelorette‘s Kasey Kahl! Click to see all the mushy-gushy photos the two have been sharing on Twitter as well as their matching mushy-gushy tweets. (Awwwwww! Who needs Jake and Ali?)
PHOTO Julianne Moore playing Sarah Palin in HBO movie ‘Game Change’
Straight from the WTF Files is this latest bit of casting news: Julianne Moore will be portraying 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in the HBO movie Game Change based on John Heilemann and Mark Halperin’s book by the same title based on the 2008 presidential campaigns. Keep reading for more details and to see an exclusive image of what Sarah Palianne Moore will look like!
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Teen Mom Tabloidegery – Kailyn Lowry engaged? Leah and Corey to divorce?
This week’s issue of In Touch Weekly features a Teen Mom 2 doubleshot cover story claiming that Kailyn Lowry is headed for marriage with boyfriend Jordan Wenner and Leah Messer is headed in the opposite direction and is divorcing Corey Simms! Keep reading for the deets and to read Leah and Kailyn’s reactions.
VIDEO Teen Mom 2 after show baby-daddy reveals
The after show posted online following last night’s Teen Mom 2 episode featured all 4 gals discussing their baby-daddys and mommy-boyfriends. Check out the clip and catch a quick recap of some of the highlights including Chelsea’s trust issues with Adam, how far Leah went to prove her love to Corey, Kailyn’s thoughts on Jo’s frustrations and who Jenelle considers to be her son Jace’s father figure.
Bonus: Take our poll on which man, other than Corey because that ain’t even fair, will make the best father and find out which dude was once a man nanny, commonly referred to as a “manny.”
American Pickers’ Danielle Colby promotes Farmageddon Records CD release
Danielle Colby Cushman is a tattooriffic roller derbyin’ burlesque queen and one of the stars of The History Channel’s popular American Pickers reality series. As if that list wasn’t enough awesome, Danielle is also a huge fan of alternative country/roots music and is using her celebrity (and hot rod bod) to help promote the artists on Indie label Faramageddon Records! Keep reading for all the details and find out how you can get your limited-edition autographed copy of
VIDEO Philippe Pautesta’s proposal to Miami Housewife Marysol Patton
Watch a preview video of next week’s Real Housewives of Miami in which Marysol Patton’s mysterious French lover Philippe proposes to her. In addition find out more about this man who is trying to become witch Elsa’s son-in-law and get a full transcript of the proposal right here. Oh yeah, and find out if Marysol says yes or no of course!
MUG SHOT PHOTO David Davis arrested while getting a haircut
David Davis of New Haven, Connecticut was in the middle of getting a haircut when he allegedly slashed another man in the back with a pair of scissors Tuesday. The incident lead to one of the greatest worst mug shots of all time and a brand new hairstyle called the “halfro.”
VIDEO Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog!?!
Montgomery Burns, I mean Alan Simpson, took time out of his busy schedule of walking up hill both ways to a segregated school in a snow storm because his T-Model ford broke down and made an appearance on Fox News. During the appearance he revealed that today’s grandchildren are obsessed with scatological music and poor fashion choices and then proceeded to call rappers Eminem and Snoop Dogg Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. This is 17 seconds you can’t miss folks!