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Joe Giudice will definitely spend some time in jail in plea deal over fraud and impersonation charges

ByStarcasm Staff

It looks like “Juicy” Joe Giudice might be going away for at least a little while. The husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice was in court Tuesday, where his attorney asked for more time to negotiate a some sort of resolution for his pending criminal fraud and impersonation charges. It looks like, however, that no matter how much time they get to work it out, he is guaranteed to spend some time in the slammer, which could be up to ten years.

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Gretchen Rossi and Tamra Barney Confirm That Vicki Gunvalson Was Trying To Have Alexis Bellino Fired!

ByLindsay

Earlier this week, rumors hit the web claiming Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson had tried to get Alexis Bellino fired from the show after the ‘phony intervention’ in Costa Rica. The report claimed that after consoling Alexis following their drama-filled dinner, Vicki went back to the cast and suggested they all write a letter to the heads at Bravo suggesting they give Alexis the boot.  The following morning, Vicki confided in the ladies that she had been up all night writing her letter, but none of the other ladies cared to do their part.

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Vicki Gunvalson Unknowingly Reveals New ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Star

ByLindsay

It was announced earlier this year that Real Housewives of Miami would return for a second season after a dismal first season. However, the cast needed a face-lift (no pun intended) and two wives got the boot — Larsa Pippen and Cristy Rice. The rest of the women will return as official housewives with the exception of Alexia Echevarria who will return in a limited role.

Vicki Gunvalson has clued us into who’s joining the cast for their sophomore season.

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Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese goes for the Mug Shot Hall of Fame!

ByDarren O

There are many wonderful gifts to be thankful for from our guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore and this latest hall-of-fame worthy mug shot of Deena Cortese is no different! Cortese got canned after cops saw her roaming the streets of Seaside Heights looking rather inebriated while dancing and slapping cars randomly for no reason. For the rest of us it’s called a drunken walk of shame, for the denizens of JS it’s a walk of fame! Check out Deena in full mug glory and see how just days later she was unfazed strolling around with a box full o’ booze!

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PHOTOS Phil Robertson’s patent on Duck Commander duck calls

ByRuby Turpin

The Robertsons of Duck Dynasty are great to watch on TV, but they are also savvy businessmen and ingenious inventors. But, what exactly makes Duck Commander Duck Calls so special? How did Phil Robertson take his love for duck hunting, convert it into an original design for a new kind of duck call, and then turn that design into the foundation for a multi-million dollar business?

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Robin Ann of The Glass House is the author of a sex blog

ByDarren O

Yours truly is a sexy blogger {ahem} but Robin Ann of The Glass House is a bona fide sex blogger! ABC’s answer to Big Brother (which CBS unsuccessfully attempted to have taken off the air), The Glass House features 43-year-old Robin from Washington D.C. and simply states that her occupation is “blogger.” It turns out that Robin is that but she’s a specialized blogger and it’s all about S-E-X. Find out what the name of her site is and why she chose to start it after the age of 40.

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The Situation has a girlfriend! Guess who?

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore fans haven’t seen much of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s dating life. Although he’s had several hook-ups, he has never had a girlfriend at the shore. However, he has had some long-term booty calls and one of them has reportedly turned into his girlfriend! That’s right; Mike is going to be in a relationship on Jersey Shore season 6!

Who’s the lucky lady? Drumroll please..

VIDEO Parents unable to share brawl at preschool graduation

ByDarren O

It’s important to teach our young ones to share and to be nice when having to take turns. Apparently this lesson was seriously lost on a group of moms who were attending a preschool graduation at Lenicia B. Weemes Elementary School in Los Angeles! See footage of the crazy melee in which thankfully none of the children, for whom the celebration was all supposed to be about, were injured.

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VIDEO Jamie Lynn Spears performs new song dedicated to sister Britney

ByDarren O

Last night during an intimate performance at 3rd and Lindsley Bar & Grill in Nashville, TN Jamie Lynn Spears debuted a new county-tinged song dedicated to her older sister Britney called, “I Look Up To You.” See the full performance and let us know what you think!

After POTUS plea denied, Amanda Bynes to prove innocence in court

ByDarren O

Nickelodeon vet and Los Angeles County’s hell-on-wheels ambassador Amanda Bynes received no assistance from Barack Obama despite a Twitter plea in regards to her DUI charge. In response she’s decided that she’s gonna do it herself and prove her innocence in court! Read on for her new friends and video footage strategy and get some info from a source who isn’t so sure about Bynes current state of mind.

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Lady Gaga’s black “Fame” perfume was made with her own blood, smells like poison and expensive hookers

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga didn’t sweat it too much when she found out a beauty editors leaked the first photos of her first fragrance Fame on Twitter, she just tweeted her own photos of the black liquid along with a tongue-in-cheek message frustration: “Oh fashion editors, I could just crinkle my hands at you!”

Now that we know the bottle looks like a black egg held by a spikey claw, what does the stuff smell like?

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RHONJ: Sisters Dina and Caroline Manzo end their feud?

ByLindsay

Caroline Manzo and her sister Dina Manzo had a painful falling out last year and to this day, fans still don’t know what happened. Although Teresa Giudice was rumored to have something to do with it, Dina denied it. Regardless of whose fault it was, we have good news — they recently met with one another at their mother’s house!

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PHOTOS Corey Simms’ new girlfriend, police officer Miranda Patterson

ByAsa Hawks

Leah Messer got married to her man Jeremy Calvert in a secret ceremony in early April and now it appears her ex Corey Simms may have found true love in the arms of… a police officer?!? Keep reading to meet Miranda Patterson, a 21-year-old blonde beauty who just recently became the newest gun-toting employee of the Mason County Sheriff’s Department in Point Pleasant, West Virginia! Plus, read Corey and Miranda’s mushy tweets after what appears to be one of the best first dates in history!

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Starcasm EXCLUSIVE: Tamra Barney denies Vicki’s accusation that she’s responsible for boyfriend Brooks Ayers’ negative press

ByLindsay

Tamra Barney has gotten word of Vicki Gunvalson’s Bravo blog — and she’s not happy. This week, Vicki accused Tamra of being responsible for the negative press Brooks has gotten since they have been dating. Not only is Tamra denying claims, she is shocked that Vicki would say such a thing!

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Taylor Armstrong forced to give up engagement ring and two Birkin bags in MyMedicalRecords.com lawsuit settlement

ByLindsay

Taylor Armstrong has had a rough year. In the past twelve months, she split from her husband, lost her husband to suicide, and got sued. To add insult to injury, the lawsuit brought against her may not have had anything to do with her. Did her deceased husband’s final blow come in the form of a massive debt?

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham upgrades cover for ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’

ByDarren O

When the image for Farrah Abraham’s book My Teenage Dream Ended popped up on Amazon we posted it up and the reaction wasn’t so hot. Our resident graphics expert, Asa, did a little critiquing and even provided a couple of examples of what might be better themes in general. Farrah responded that she couldn’t wait to reveal the real cover and that day has finally come. See the serious upgrade of the final product and a side-by-side of the original and the new.

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Police Sergeant Kevin Braun of The Glass House previously cleared for shooting suspect

ByDarren O

One of the 14 contestants vying for $250,00 inside The Glass House is Kevin Braun, a police sergeant from Toledo, Ohio. Back in 2003 Kevin had only been on the force for 2 years when he was called upon to fire on a man who had allegedly pulled a gun on him and a fellow officer. Read on for details of Kevin’s heroic actions as well as his additional awards received in the line of service.

VIDEO Toddler thrown from stolen SUV during police chase ‘miraculously’ okay

ByDarren O

In one of the most amazing videos I can recall, an 18-month-old is tossed from a stolen SUV during a high-speed police chase and is seen getting up and walking towards the wrecked vehicle. It turns out the robber and driver was the little girl’s daddy and the mother of the toddler is seen getting out of the SUV and rushing towards her child.

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PHOTO Chris Brown’s chin gashed during dust up with Drake’s crew

ByDarren O

According to NYC police Chris Brown’s crew got into it with Drake’s crew at a nightclub. See Brown’s jacked up chin from a photo he tweeted which has been deleted, see Drake’s seriously stout hired muscle he was seen with as he headed out for the evening and find out what Rihanna allegedly had to do with the whole throw-down.

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Meatball problems: Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese was drunk and distraught about missing her “meatball” before arrest; will she go to jail?

ByLindsay

Deena Nicole Cortese of Jersey Shore, the lowest paid cast member, had one heck of a day on Sunday! She was arrested for “disorderly conduct” in Seaside Heights while filming the sixth season of the hit MTV show. Disorderly is how we like our Jersey Shore cast members but apparently when you’re drunk and roaming the street, it’s frowned upon. In Jersey Shore world, though it’s probably time for a raise!

PHOTOS Mountain Men’s Eustace Conway as a beardless younger man

ByAsa Hawks

History Channel has continued its string of successful manly reality series with the 8-episode Mountain Men, which focuses on the lives of three men living “off the grid” in the mountainous regions of northern Alaska, Montana, and the Appalachian Mountains of North Carolina. Keep reading to see photos of Blue Ridge Mountains resident Eustace Conway as a clean-shaven younger man, taken somewhere around the time he was trekking down the Mississippi River in a homemade canoe, living with a Mayan Indian tribe in Guatemala, and riding horseback across the United States with his brother Judson. Sound fascinating? The post has more details about this pretty famous nature lover, including the fact that he was the subject of a National Book Award finalist biography written by the author of Eat, Pray, Love. Eustace ain’t no joke!

David Arquette has his bar mitzvah at 40 in Jerusalem while filming travel show; learn more about his Jewish roots

ByStarcasm Staff

David Arquette has had quite a week! After being separated for nearly two years, he finally filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, and he finally became a man! At least a man in the eyes of Judaism.

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Photos of Holly Yako from The Glass House plus a leg hair removal video

ByDarren O

I’m guessing that living in a glass house could make you wacko but from all accounts this will be just fine for Holly Yako of Phoenix, Arizona. Yep, it’s another Glass House profile and this time we’ve got 21-year-old Holly, a graduate of Arizona State University. Check out some great candid photos of the brunette including one with her fraternal twin Heather. Also watch a local news report in which Holly acted as a test subject for a hair removal product. You know, something tells me this Sun Devil is gonna be a fun devil in The Glass House!

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Teen Mom Catelynn Lowell definitely NOT pregnant again!

ByDarren O

According to In Touch, Teen Mom Catelynn Lowell and fiance Tyler Baltierra are currently expecting their 2nd child. The source on this report is Catelynn’s longtime friend, 26-year-old Jamie Pyrzewski. Read on for what the tabloid is saying and let us know if you think there’s any truth behind it.

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PHOTO NME can’t tell Fiona Apple and Alanis Morissette apart

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s further evidence that British music journalists think all female American alternative pop stars in their 30s with critically-acclaimed mid-1990s debut albums look alike. In the current issue of NME (New Musical Express) magazine there is a review for Fiona Apple’s new album The Idler Wheel is Wiser than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords will Serve You more than Ropes will ever do (Yes, that is the album’s actual title) for which they used a large photo of Jagged Little Pill singer Alanis Morissette.

Casey Anthony breaks silence: ‘Obviously, I didn’t kill my daughter Caylee’

ByDarren O

Piers Morgan landed an exclusive 10-minute telephone interview with Casey Anthony and later reviewed what was discussed with her attorney J. Cheney Mason. Read on for what Anthony had to say about her innocence, how the media perceived her and how she’s matured since the story of her daughter’s death became a national scandal.

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Andrea Clark of The Glass House family photos and audition video

ByDarren O

I’ve been profilin’ up some of the contestants for ABC’s answer to Big Brother, The Glass House. The latest installment features 31-year-old mother-of-three Andrea Clark from Santa Clarita, California. Andrea has conservative values and a serious zest for life that was fueled in part by being the only female sibling of 8 brothers! See her audition video which includes some sky diving and see some great photos of her lovely family including husband Kris.

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Teen Mom Season 4, Episodes 1 “Separation Anxiety”

ByStarcasm Staff

We don’t usually do recaps anymore, but this is the last season of Teen Mom, so we’re giving it a shot. This is a recap of the first of the two episodes that aired last night: “Separation Anxiety.” There is a LOT of tough stuff going on this season, and we finally get a look…

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Find out how many millions the entire cast of Jersey Shore makes

ByLindsay

The Jersey Shore stars’ salaries have always been a topic up for debate. These kids seem to have it made! They get to go on vacation a few times a year and party with friends for a couple months at a time. Most people have to pay for vacations, not the other way around!

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Is Teen Mom one of the most important shows in television history?

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight is the beginning of the end of MTV’s “ground-breaking docu-series” Teen Mom as the fourth and final season of the show premieres with back-to-back episodes featuring Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, Amber Portwood, and Farrah Abraham, who invited the world into their lives when they first appeared on 16 and Pregnant in 2009. Join me as I take a look back on almost three years of writing about these young women and see if you don’t agree with me that Teen Mom will go down in history as one of the most important shows in television history.

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PHOTOS Joy Glass of The Glass House Playboy photos (SFW with Not SFW links)

ByDarren O

According to the bio for Joy it shouldn’t be much of a problem for the 27-year-old nurse to live in The Glass House. The single mother of one said, “I have been modeling since 2007 and I have posed for Playboy 6 times. I love to travel, meet new people, and go to Playboy Golf events around the country.” Her full name is Joy Glass (yes, her name is Glass and she’s going to be in The Glass House) and being the dedicated provider of information that I am, I forced myself to gather some of Joy’s Playboy modeling photos and put them together here so you can be more informed in regards to whether or not you want to give her your… vote. Click on for some copious amounts of Joy!

Maria Menounos sexually assaulted by a doctor during exam for throat issues

ByDarren O

DWTS and Extra star Maria Menounos made some very serious claims during her recent appearance on Howard Stern’s radio show. The frequent Stern visitor stated that she has been sexually abused by a number of physicians during examinations icluding having her genitals fondled during an exam for throat issues.

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VIDEO Farrah Abraham revisits Derek Underwood’s grave in Season 4 promo

ByDarren O

Tonight is the beginning of the end for the first mommies of Teen Mom. Catelynn, Maci, and Farrah have been out in full force hitting the promotional circuit as they and the network look to send the series out with a ratings boom. In the latest promo video provided by MTV we see Farrah Abraham and Sophia visiting the grave of the late Derek Underwood, Sophia’s father, on his 21st birthday. No punches are being pulled here as we get an example of what should prove to be an extremely emotional 4th and final season as Teen Mom looks to sum up the incredible changes these young mothers have been through since their 16 & Pregnant episodes.

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Details on Aviva Drescher’s $25,000 artificial leg. Oh, and her other one too!

ByAsa Hawks

In the Season 5 Premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City, new cast member Aviva Drescher went with Sonja Morgan for a pedicure, where she revealed that she not only has an artificial leg (stemming from a traumatic childhood accident in a barn), but she has two of them – one for high heels and one for flats! And she has to bring them both along any time she gets a pedicure so that all fifteen of her toes match! (Makes perfect sense – I just never thought bout it before.) Keep reading to watch the clip and find out more fascinating facts about Aviva’s prosthetic, including how long it takes her to switch them out, how much it cost (in case you didn’t read the title), and how much weight she can gain or lose before it won’t fit any more!

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PHOTOS Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers still together, Alexis Bellino injured

ByAsa Hawks

Despite recent reports to the contrary, it appears that The Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson is still getting her love tank filled by her talking greeting card from Mississippi, Brooks Ayers! Vicki and Brooks joined Alexis Bellino in Sonoma and Napa, California this weekend to celebrate Jim Bellino’s 50th birthday. See photos of both couples, including Alexis getting stitches after sitting on a wine glass at the party!

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Stephanie Link of The Glass House resolve strengthened after tragic loss of husband

ByDarren O

If the courts let it happen, ABC’s re-visioned version of Big Brother, The Glass House, is set to premiere in a week. They have released some cast information on the contestants vying for $250,000, first name only, and one of the competitors is Stephanie, a scientist from Boston. The Bean-Town lady’s full name is Stephanie Link and a friend’s heart-felt blog reveals how Stephanie tragically lost her husband overseas and how that experience has strengthened her resolve.

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Caption this photo: Mob Wives’ Drita D’Avanzo and Chris Brown hanging out

ByAsa Hawks

We need your help to caption this photo of Mob Wives tough gal Drita D’Avanzo and singer Chris Brown gettin’ chummy at a club Sunday night. Drita shared the picture on Facebook along with the caption, “Hung out with Chris Brown last night…and had a great time. He was so nice.:)”

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Ashley Forrestier of The Glass House is a ‘Creole Queen’ singer

ByDarren O

In spite of CBS trying to show Big Brother shade it looks like ABC is moving ahead with its own voyeur reality show, The Glass House. They have announced the cast, first names only, and one of the contestants is Ashley hailing from New Orleans, LA. It turns out that her full name is Ashley Forrestier and she currently lives in Houston after being displaced by Hurricane Katrina. Before becoming a hopeful reality star Ashley was the self described “Creole Queen,” doing her best to make waves in the music bus. See two killer pics of Ashley as well as two videos of originals all about her love for The Big Easy.

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VIDEO Maci Bookout talks about the final season of Teen Mom

ByAsa Hawks

Maci Bookout sat down with Us Weekly recently to discuss the final season of Teen Mom. She addresses how painful it was sending Bentley to daycare, what her relationship with Ryan is like now, how much she has changed over the last four years, and whether or not we will see her and Kyle King’s break up on the show. Keep reading to watch teen adult mom Maci and get ready for tomorrow night’s back-to-back episodes!

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Robin Roberts diagnosed with myelodysplastic syndrome

ByDarren O

For my money, the very best morning news host, Robin Roberts, of Good Morning America has revealed that she’s been diagnosed with MDS or myelodysplastic syndrome. This is a medical problem that came about from her breast cancer treatment she received approximately 5 years ago. The candid Roberts posted a statement explaining what has happened to her and why she fully intends on beating MDS, a disease of the blood and bone marrow that was once called pre-leukemia. Read on for a portion of Roberts’ statement, a photo of her sister Sally-Ann Roberts who will be donating marrow and why I believe Robin when she states she will beat MDS.

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Madonna purposefully flashes breast during Istanbul performance

ByDarren O

During Madonna’s MDNA tour performance in Istanbul Thursday night the 53-year-old singer decided she would just go ahead and whip a breast out and the clip has of course found its way online. Be assured, this was not the Material Girl going for 2nd best in the form of an accidental “nip-slip,” this was a purposeful maneuver as the clip in question obviously points out. Yep, Madonna put her breast to the test to make the crowd know how it feels when they see that skin’s for realz. One click link to the full page image and video of Madonna expressing herself after the jump.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese arrested for being drunk, slapping cars

ByAsa Hawks

In “the sky is still blue” news, Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese was arrested earlier today after Seaside Heights Patrolman Chris Linnel spotted her in the middle of the road looking inebriated and slapping passing cars. Keep reading to see photos and read tweets shared by folks watching as it all went down, and find out how much trouble Deena is in!

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VIDEO Duck Dynasty’s Willie Robertson serenades Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves

ByRuby Turpin

The Robertson Boys like to make it look easy. They hunt, they play, they make millions. But, truth be told, these guys have skills. Here’s one of Willie’s lesser known talents–serenading professional athletes with songs made up on the spur of the moment. Check out this video of Willie writing and performing “The Rattlesnake Song” for Atlanta Braves future Hall of Famer Chipper Jones.

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AUDIO Listen to Melissa Gorga’s new single “Rockstar”

ByAsa Hawks

Of all the aspiring Real Housewives pop stars (excluding Kandi Burruss), Melissa Gorga of The Real Housewives of New Jersey certainly seems to be the most dedicated and hardest working. The 34-year-old brunette beauty has just released her third single “Rockstar,” following in the high-heeled footsteps of her previous releases: “How Many Times” and her famous debut, “On Display.” Keep reading to listen to a sample of the song, which Melissa is going to be performing on tonight’s episode!

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Will Roberto Martinez be the next Bachelor?

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s been denied that Roberto Martinez, but that’s happened in the past with people who ended up being The Bachelor/Bachelorette. There’s really no evidence either way, but Life & Style AND spoiler blogger Reality Steve are claiming that it’s a done deal. Even the denial to US Magazine says that ABC is asking Roberto to be The Bachelor.

VIDEO Lady Gaga hit in the head with a pole, gets concussion during New Zealand concert

ByAsa Hawks

Apparently concussions aren’t just a problem for professional football players, they’re also an issue for pop singers with elaborate stage productions! Lady Gaga found that out the hard way during her Born This Way Ball concert in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday as one of her dancers accidentally hit her head with a pole during her performance of “Judas.” Keep reading to watch a video clip in which the “pole dancing” accident is clearly visible and find out if Lady Gaga was able to finish the show and how she’s doing now.

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian gets sexy for Esquire Latin America cover shoot

ByAsa Hawks

Another day, another batch of photos to remind us men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and Kim Kardashian is from some other planet entirely. This time her heavenly body posed for the June 2012 cover of Esquire Latin America as well as an interior photoshoot with photographer John Russo.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore brawl leads to lawsuit by Devon Chichele and Justin Viterito

ByAsa Hawks

America’s favorite Guidos and Guidettes are currently back in Seaside Heights filming the sixth and final season of Jersey Shore and it appears they’re up to their old tricks again. According to numerous reports a number of the cast members were involved in a massive brawl at the Bamboo Bar Friday night. Keep reading to see photos of two men allegedly involved in the brawl who have already hired an attorney and have announced they plan on filing a lawsuit. Also, see a photo of JWoww on crutches after she allegedly injured her ankle during the altercation!

Proof Cher’s got good genes: her 86-year-old mom Georgia Holt

ByStarcasm Staff

66-year-old Cher looks amazing (thanks to plastic surgery and working out) but she’s also got some good genes. Exhibit A is her 86-year-old mom Georgia Holt, who recently wowed Obama. Cher shared this pic on Twitter, which she snapped right before Georgia met The Prez. Cher told him mom’s age, and he responded with “Georgia,…