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Ashlee Simpson files for divorce from Pete Wentz

If Hollywood’s rich and famous aren’t busy making babies, they’re busy getting divorced. Next up on the big “D” train is Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz. TMZ is reporting that Simpson has filed for divorce in Los Angeles.

Read on for further details including what specifics Ashley is seeking from the split.

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‘Dexter’ co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter cut ties

Like blood slides hidden in a window unit air conditioner sometimes celebrity news can surprise you. Such is the case with the latest Hollywood marriage gone Splitsville. Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are officially calling it quits.

Read the joint statement that sounds like it came from Dexter’s dark passenger.

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Elizabeth Hurley forced to admit split via Twitter

The British tabloids have been on top of Elizabeth Hurley almost as much as I’d like to be recently for an alleged affair with Australian cricket pro Shane Warne. Innuendo was flying left and right about random secret rendezvous with the whole story exploding recently with a report that the two were spotted sneaking into a London hotel together. All of these reports forced the hand of the British bikini bombshell as she took to her Twitter account of all places to announce that she had split “weeks ago” with her husband Arun Nayar.

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VIDEO Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, Erin Barry and Brent Barry together

See a video of Eva Longoria Parker, Tony Parker, Erin Barry, Brent Barry and the Barry’s son riding together during the 2007 Spurs River Parade in San Antonio. It was reported today that Tony Parker had an affair with Erin Barry, wife of Tony’s Spurs teammate Brent.

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Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker file for divorce

After lots of speculation and rumors actress Eva Longoria Parker and NBA basketball star Tony Parker officially filed for divorce Wednesday ending one of celebridom’s most storybook romances and ruining the chances of one of Earth’s most beautiful babies ever being born.

UPDATE – Tony cheated on Eva with more than one woman!

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Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Tish Cyrus file for divorce

Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Leticia “Tish” Cyrus filed for divorce Wednesday, ending their 17 years of marriage. The official papers, filed in Tennessee, cite irreconcilable differences as the cause for separation. Keep reading for the couple’s statement about the split.

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Vicki Gunvalson and son Michael comment on divorce announcement

Real Housewives of Orange County fans were shocked by reports earlier today that the show’s matriarch Vicki Gunvalson filed for divorce from husband of 16 years, Donn Gunvalson. Keep reading for Vicki and her son Michael’s responses to the split.

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RHOC’s Vicki Gunvalson files for divorce

So much for renewing their vows! Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson filed for dissolution of marriage from husband Donn Gunvalson Monday in Orange County Superior Court! The couple have been married since 1994 and renewed their vows in 2009 in an emotional ceremony that aired on the show last season.

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Courtney Cox and David Arquette to divorce?

An emotionally fragile David Arquette told Howard Stern that problems arose in his marriage with Courtney Cox over their dwindling sexual activity and Courtney no longer wanting to “mother” him. Despite all that and the fact that he has a hot new “conquest” (his word), Jasmine Waltz, David still wants to work things out with…

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Jasmine Waltz photos – David Arquette’s new girlfriend

Life & Style magazine has confirmed what has been rumored for some time: Courteney Cox and David Arquette have split up! In a press release issued by the publication it is revealed that Courteney and David have been separated for a couple months and David Arquette has already rebounded with serial celebrity arm candy Jasmine Waltz.

If that name sounds familiar it could be because of an extensive dating resume that includes Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt, or it could be because Jasmine, 28, was the waitress that supposedly punched out Lindsay Lohan at LiLo’s birthday celebration at Voyeur in LA! Keep reading to find out exactly why no straight male celebrity can resist doing the Jasmine Waltz!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger breaks up with fiance Andy Friedman over children

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger was dating her fiance Andy Friedman for six years when she dumped him over a “non-negotiable” issue in their relationship. The 49-year-old Bravolebrity wanted kids, but the 52-year-old real estate executive didn’t. At that point in your life it’s really now or never. After the break-up she posted on her Twitter:…

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Bachelorette Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski end engagement

The BachelorBachelorette romance making franchise has taken another hit as last season’s Bachelorette Jillian Harris and her showmance husband Ed Swiderski have called it quits ending their engagement. See their statements, an ironic montage video from happier times and find out just how bad these two shows are at finding lasting love.

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VIDEOS Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Bachelorette interview previews

There will be bombs bursting in the air on July 4th but the real fireworks are going to be the following night when ABC airs the explosive interview with former Bachelor Jake Pavelka and his ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi during the July 5th episode of The Bachelorette! Watch a couple preview clips of the duo featuring Vienna denying rumors she was unfaithful and answering why she went public with so many details about their split.

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Pavelka vs. Girardi: First post-break-up interview explosion!

Things are getting real messy for Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi following the announcement of their recent split! In an interview with Star magazine Vienna claims that Jake never wanted to actually get married, was obsessed with pursuing a career in acting and was never “intimate” with her. Needless to say, the article angered Pavelka, who says selling the story to Star was crossing the line. Now the couple is reuniting for the first time since their break-up to air out their differences in a televised interview for US Magazine set to air during the July 5 episode of The Bachelorette! Say what you will about Jake and Vienna, but they know marketing!

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Did Mel Gibson beat his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva?

Tabloids and celebrity blogs were all abuzz yesterday when word spread that Mel Gibson had taken out a restraining order against his girlfriend and mother of his eighth child, Oksana Grigorieva. Although that was true, we’re now finding out that it was Oksana who first took out a restraining order, alleging that Mel had been “extremely violent.” In other words, Mel Gibson went all Mel Gibson on her! Read all the latest Mel Gibson baby mama drama, including a family friend’s claim that Mel hit Oksana on several occasions!

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Jake and Vienna’s rose petals wither and die

Another Bachelor romance bites the dust as the most recent reality show love match Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have called off their engagement and called it quits. Read their brief statement and refresh your memory on all the juicy cheating rumors that may have doomed this relationship from the start.

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Real Housewives of DC Catherine Ommanney divorcing husband, White House photographer Charles Ommaney

The Real Housewives of DC hasn’t even aired yet, and it’s already claimed a marriage. Catherine Ashely Ommaney is a British interior designer who moved to the U.S. in 2008 to marry Charles Ommaney, a renowned photojournalist, after a brief period of dating. In 2006, when she was Catherine Davies, she sold a story to…

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PHOTOS Ronan Keating’s alleged mistress Francine Cornell

Boyzone frontman Ronan Keating and his wife of twelve years, Yvonne Connolly, announced they were splitting up yesterday. The former couple issued a statement saying that the split was “amicable” but reports are beginning to emerge that their separation was caused by Ronan Keating having an affair with one of the Boyzone tour dancers, Francine Cornell.

See photos of the sexy blond who allegedly visited Ronan’s “boyzone” on numerous occasions!

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Emma Caulfield files for divorce, discusses CONTROPUSSY

It looks like Emma Caulfield is ready to drive a stake through the heart of her husband Cornelious Grobbelaar. The actress best known for her role as the vengeful Anya in ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ has filed divorce papers citing the old go to “irreconcilable differences.” The two have been married for nearly four years. Emma is also the co-author of the webcomic ‘CONTROPUSSY’. No, I’m serious about the webcomic folks.

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VIDEO Conan O’Brien 60 Minutes interview preview clip

60 Minutes has released a preview clip of Steve Kroft’s interview with Conan O’Brien where the late night talk show host and comedian talks openly for the first time about his acrimonious departure from NBC and The Tonight Show. Keep reading to watch the video – the full interview airs Sunday, May 2 on CBS at 7 PM ET/PT.

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey break up, split custody of Nahla

Halle Berry’s hard luck at love continues as she and Gabriel Aubry are calling it quits after being together more than five years. A source close to the couple says Gabriel initiated the split because of issues with the couple’s age difference. The two are reportedly working amicably together on a 50/50 custody deal for their two-year-old daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry.

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Tara Reid calls off her wedding to Michael Axtmann

Tara Reid was engaged? Apparently so!

Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann and Tara were planning to get married next month after his dramatic proposal at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles January 18, which brought applause from patrons at the restaurant.

No word if the couple broke off the engagement at a restaurant, eliciting boos from the patrons. The only word from Tara Reid about it is this short statement: “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.” (via People)

Keep reading to find out my theories as to what may have led to the break up!

A sexy Traci Lynn johnson smiles during a Tiki Barber photoshoot
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Tiki Barber and mistress Traci Lynn Johnson pictured together before he left his wife

Another high-profile “family man” has given it all up for some hot young bootay. This time around it’s former New York Giants running back and television personality Tiki Barber, who is reportedly leaving his wife Ginny, who is eight months pregnant, for a 23-year-old blond intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. See a hilarious photo of the two attending an event together with Traci looking quite satisfied in the background!

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After five years, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy break up

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have called it quits after five years, the comedian confirms via Twitter. He wrote: Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^> Jenny also commented on Twitter: Im so grateful for the…

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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3/21 Tiger Woods interview on ESPN tonight at 7:30 PM

ESPN will be airing an interview with Tiger Woods tonight at 7:30 PM eastern time. The interview is with Tom Rinaldi and will be only the second time Tiger has spoken publicly since his SUV crash early Thanksgiving morning as news of his numerous affairs became public. ESPN has said that the only restriction on the interview is a big one: it can be no longer than five minutes. Rinaldi did say that Tiger refused to answer questions about the night of the crash and that there were some startling things revealed in the interview.

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PHOTOS What Sandra Bullock can do to win back Jesse James

Sandra reportedly moved out of the couple’s Long Beach home on Monday and things aren’t looking good for the once happy couple.

As is often the case, starcasm is here to help! We think we’ve come up with the perfect solution for both parties and though it would be quite painful for Sandra, we think it would be less so than a break up. Keep reading to see our suggestion!

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Real Housewife Tamra Barney’s dating Eddie Judge

Where are the Bravo cameras when you need them?!? On January 7 Simon Barney filed for divorce from his wife of eleven years Tamra Barney, one of the stars of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Less than a month later Simon reportedly walked into the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas where he saw Tamra holding hands with his good friend Eddie Judge.

Find out the juicy details and read diva Simon’s Facebook tears!

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Did Tamra Barney and Simon Barney get a divorce? See the documents!

The Real Housewives of Orange County has another marital casualty on their hands as OC matriarch Tamra Barney and her husband Simon Barney officially filed for divorce Wednesday, January 6. Previews for tonight’s episode feature Tamra in tears as she explains that she and Simon are headed for divorce. According to Radar Online Tamra moved…

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Why did Taylor Swift dump Taylor Lautner? Were they ever even together?

Taylor squared, the romance made in pop culture heaven may never have even happened. At least, it didn’t happen the way the public was lead to believe. After a few photo opts, hints on SNL, and filming romantic scenes together for the upcoming romantic flick Valentine’s Day, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have called quits…

Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal are ‘distraught’ over parents Naomi Foner and Stephen Gyllenhaal Christmas Eve divorce

The parents of the indie-cinema dynamo siblings Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal have legally split over Christmas after 32 years, and the family is reportedly devastated over the split. Naomi Foner, a screenwriter and producer, filed for divorce from director Stephen Gyllenhaal mid-October, citing irreconcilable differences. They have been living separately since January 1, 2009, which…

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After 23-years Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins broke up this summer

Susan Sarandon’s representative Teal Cannaday told People that the actress split from her long-time partner Tim Robbins this summer! How did they keep it under wraps so long? The pair hade been together for a whopping 23-years, and have often credited not getting married for their longevity. Sarandon has said in interviews that their nonmarried…

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The real reason Kevin Gillespie didn’t win Top Chef: He was going through a divorce

Kevin Gillespie, everyone’s favorite pork-lovin’ leprechaun, lost Top Chef Season 6 to Evil Robot Michael, and I’ve been inconsolable ever since. Now the lovable Yukon Cornelius lookalike has revealed that a personal issue that may have affected his performance during the final round. Gillespie was a standout favorite in a Top Chef season devoid of…

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Alec Baldwin breaks up with longtime girlfriend, lawyer Nicole Seidel; still brings her to ‘It’s Complicated’ premiere

In the same day Alec Baldwin told Men’s Journal that he’s split from attorney Nicole Seidel, his girlfriend of seven years, he showed her off on the red carpet at the It’s Complicated New York premiere. Alec told the publication that despite rumors, he’s only been with Seidel since 2002, but he’s also not too…

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For ABC Adam Lambert out, Chris Brown in: Chris Brown tapes tell-all 20/20 interview with Robin Roberts

ABC may have banned Adam Lambert, but they’ve asked girlfriend beater Chris Brown to tell his side of the story on an upcoming episode of 20/20, set to air December 11. Just a few weeks ago Rihanna sat down with Diane Sawyer to speak out for the first time about the incidents that happened February…

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VIDEO – Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN – Read transcript of full resignation statement

Tonight in a surprise turn Lou Dobbs gave his last CNN broadcast. He cited a desired to expand his career and said that CNN President Jonathan Klein has released him from his contract.  Dobbs has been with Central News Network since it’s beginning in 1980, when he anchored “Moneyline.” Although he was a top financial…

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VIDEO – 20/20 interview: Rihanna reveals details of Chris Brown’s attack, admits her mother was a battered woman – Chris Brown issues statement

Image: ABC Rihanna is a shockingly gorgeous girl, and she’s even more beautiful during her intimate two-part interview with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Thursday we saw Rihanna tell women everywhere to “Eff love.” She very openly admitted how in love and obsessed she was with Chris Brown, but now she’s embarrassed by that blinding kind of…

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Did Adam Lambert and boyfriend Drake LaBry break up?

Listen to Adam Lambert’s new music video Time for Miracles Just Jared has a source telling them that Adam Lambert has dropped his Louisiana boy-toy Drake LaBry. The source says that the break-up was drama free, mutual and amicable! It’s also rather conveniently timed between the drop of Glambert’s shudder-inducing album cover,  the release of…

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Lohan Feud Blowout: Lindsay Lohan blasts Michael Lohan via Twitter, Dina Lohan demands child support

Lindsay Lohan’s taken to Twitter to fight back against her father, who will take $5 to tell you middle school newspaper that Lindsay’s scheduled to die next week.  From the coherent quality of the message, it looks like Lindsay was completely sober when she crafted this message (that’s not usually the case): “My father is…

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Jon Gosselin gets dumped by Hailey Glassman AND Michael Lohan – Ouch

After months of basking some sort of glorious high school wet dream where he got to get his ears pierced, wear stupid shirts, and cheat on women he was cheating on his wife with, Jon Gosselin is finally losing everyone who enabled his asshatery. Both Hailey Glassman, Jon’s naive (until now) party-girl main squeeze, and…

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Steve Phillips fired from ESPN

It appears that ESPN doesn’t stand for “Exhalting Steve Phillips’ Naughtiness.” The sports network has reportedly fired the sack-hopping analyst after details of his affair with 22-year-old ESPN analyst Brooke Hundley made headlines last week. As is often the case with hard news these days, the source of the information is twitter – more specifically…

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PHOTO Brooke Hundley took out a restraining order against Steve Phillips!

Check out this photo and complete transcript of the restraining order taken out by ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley against her superior and reported lover ESPN analyst and former general manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips. The document bloodhounds at TMZ turned up this gem, filed in Connecticut on August 20 of this…

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Brooke Hundley ESPN scandal photos plus audio of 911 call by Steve Phillips’ wife Marni Phillips

More details are emerging about ESPN analyst and former general manger of the New York Mets Steve Phillips’ affair with 22-year-old ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley and it’s looking more and more like a real life Fatal Attraction scenario. As I mentioned in a previous post, Steve Phillips’ mistress Brooke Hundley began to harass Steve’s…

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PHOTOS Letter to the wife of ESPN’s Steve Phillips from mistress Brooke Hundley

There seems to be a a completely different kind of “swine flu” sweeping the nation and the symptoms are: fame and an uncontrollable desire to sleep with young women who work for you. ESPN baseball analyst and former manager of the New York Mets Steve Phillips is the latest to be diagnosed with the pig…

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Jon Gosselin addresses Kate, TLC, Hailey and children in PopEater interview

Jon Gosselin sat down for an exclusive interview with popeater.com, during which he addresses his ongoing divorce battle with Kate and TLC as well as the effects all of this is having on their eight children. Most of what Jon has to say is the same stuff he’s been mumbling about on the TV shows…

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TLC blasts Jon Gosselin in statement; suspends shooting on “Kate Plus 8” after Jon’s Cease and Desist order

Finally! TLC finally has reason to tear Jon Gosselin a new one, and they stepped up to the plate with gusto. Here’s the storyline: TLC dropped Jon Gosselin’s name from the TV show, changing “Jon and Kate Plus 8” to “Kate Plus 8” – TLC everyone took this to mean that Jon was basically fired…

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TLC films a gleeful ‘Kate Plus 8’ – minus Jon

Kate had a good day Wednesday. She got some coffee, ran errands, picked her children up, took everyone to gymnastics and filmed an episode of her new show, “Kate Plus 8.” The reality star was unable to hide her joy as TLC followed her throughout her busy day. While Kate was out and about, TV…

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Estranged wife Rachael Kneeland seeks restraining order against cocaine-smoking Edward Furlong

Edward Furlong’s estranged wife Rachael Kneeland has been granted at temporary restraining order against the Terminator star. Kneeland claims that he beats her, smokes cocaine, and has threatened that he will hire someone to beat her with “balls and chains.” Kneeland filed for divorce from Furlong July 6, 2009. They have a hearing for this…

Emmy Rossum and Justin Siegel’s secret marriage ends in divorce

Barely known actress and singer-songwriter Emmy Rossum and Justin Siegel have ended their secret year-and-a-half marriage. Siegel, a music producer, filed for divorce Friday, September 25, 2009, citing irreconcilable differences. He is seeking spousal support from Emmy, and expects her to pay all divorce costs. The couple married February 17, 2008, and kept the whole…

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Kelly Rutherford is granted restraining order against ex-husband Daniel Giersch

Kelly Rutherford has been granted a 21-day restraining order against her recent ex-husband Daniel Giersch. Rutherford divorced Giersch while she was still pregnant with their second child, Helena. Her current restraining order is not just to keep Giersch away from herself and the children, but also her mother and her nanny. Rutherford says Giersch has…

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Hugh Hefner files for divorce from wife: Who is Kimberly Conrad Hefner?

Hugh Hefner is making headlines because he’s divorcing his wife of 20 years, Kimberly Conrad. They got married in 1989, and have been separated since 1999. Hugh’s gone on to have multiple, simultaneous relationships with young blond things since the split, but never officially broke it off with Kimberly. What’s the story with their marriage,…

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Jon Gosselin Really Hates Kate – Good Morning America interview reveals deep anger

This morning another part of Jon Gosselin’s interview with Good Morning America’s Chris Cuomo aired – and Jon had a lot of anger to let out. It begins with Jon making a bold statement: he feels like he loves new girlfriend Hailey Glassman more than he loved Kate. Jon then says he was jealous of…