Injured Mariah Carey wears three different adorned arm slings to perform for charity event

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Mariah Carey had only recently left the hospital after injuring herself last Sunday while shooting a music video, but she was determined to make the show go on. The singer showed off three separate designer arm slings to match her gowns when she performed Saturday as a guest of the New York Philharmonic at the Major League Baseball All-Star Charity Concert, a charity benefit for relief efforts for Hurricane Sandy.

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Kris Jenner uses only black toilet paper, and her daughters have a few comments about that

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Kris Jenner has a black color scheme to her house, which is fine, to each their own, but what’s a little strange is that she uses black toilet paper. In fact, her black toilet paper became a point of contention when she tried to convince pregnant Kim to move in with her after she had her baby.

VIDEO: Astronaut Karen Nyberg shows us how to wash your hair in space

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Astronaut Karen Nyberg, who was the fiftieth woman in space when she flew to the the International Space Station in 2008, posted a fun demonstration video this week showing how she washes her hair in space. There are packets of hot water involved, and sometimes you have to chase down the water droplets. #Spaceprobz

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Ellen Pearson Kardashian countersues stepchildren Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Rob

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Earlier this year the Robert Kardashian’s widow Ellen Pierson Kardashian sold his own personal diaries to In Touch magazine. Her stepchildren, the Kardshians, sued her for copyright infringement, and now she’s countersuing. It’s hard to follow all this legal drama.

The handwritten diary includes some allegations of abuse. The Kardashian siblings first denied that the diary belonged to their father, but ended up suing Ellen for copyright infringement. Now Ellen is suing them right back.

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Caylee Anthony’s grandparents reportedly sold their granddaughters toys in a garage sale. Should they have done that?

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There is a report that Caylee Anthony’s grandparents sold their deceased granddaughter’s toys in a yard sale, and now George and Cindy Anthony are getting attacked for profitting on their granddaughter’s death. What do you think?

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Born Schizophrenic: Update on schizophrenic child January Schofield

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January “Jani” Schofield was only 6-years-old when she was diagnosed with schizophrenia, which is extremely rare. In 2010 a film crew followed January and her family around as they dealt with helping Jani get treatment for a documentary that aired on the Discovery Health channel. A few years later, they revisited Jani and her family to see how they were doing.

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Nicki Minaj and her Barbz have their own secret language, plus Nicki offers some deep life advice

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Nicki Minaj calls her fans “Barbz” and they even have their own secret language. Barbz is a reference to all the Barbie doll imagery she uses in her branding, and the “z” is there for some extra sass. Nicki’s take on Barbie is empowered, and a little deranged. Nicki’s Barbie doll might literally bite your head off. This January she discussed this special language she shares with her Barbz with Jimmy Kimmel, but still manages to not decipher much of it.

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Victoria Beckham has working mom’s guilt

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Victoria Beckham is a hard working mother of four: Brooklyn, 14, Romeo, 10, Cruz, eight and Harper, 21-month-old with a career in the fast-paced, high-pressure fashion industry. She’s said before that she makes her kids her priority, but sometimes you just have to go to work. Like many moms, Posh feels a twinge of guilt whenever she walks out the door.

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Johnny Depp loves watching Honey Boo Boo, and so do tons of other celebs

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Johnny Depp admits to being a Honey Boo Boo fan, even though it scares him a little bit. “I’m a little frightened of the show,” he revealed on Extra while promoting The Lone Ranger. “That’s the thing… they’re probably great people, but there are bits that happen that just I am mesmerized by.” This wasn’t just a one-time Honey Boo Boo mention, Depp also told The Rolling Stone that he’s a “Honey Boo Boo man.”

Johnny’s not alone in his HBB addiction, click to see more high profile celebs who can’t get enough of Alana Thompson, Mama June, Sugar Bear, and the rest of this eccentric Georgia family.

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Health update: Is Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga’s dad Giancinto Gorga doing better?

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Teresa Giudice and her feud with brother Joe Gorga was made even more uncomfortable and poignant this year when their father Giancinto Gorga fell ill with pneumonia. Teresa explained on her blog that although he’s recovered and is doing well now, he had a very hard time last winter. Not only did he battle with…

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Who is Wendy Starland, and why does Lady Gaga want to silence her?

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Wendy Starland is a 32-year-old pop singer and composer who discovered Lady Gaga and helped set her up with producer Rob Fusari. Wendy sued Fusari in 2010, and now Lady Gaga is filing court documents to silence any information from this lawsuit. Who is Wendy Starland, and what information does she have?

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What language do the Amish speak?

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One of the best parts of Breaking Amish (reunion special part 1 airs tonight at 10 EST) is when they start speaking to each other in their own special language. It doesn’t leave out the audience because there are always subtitles, but it’s pretty interesting to hear this different language people speak in pockets of the US. Sometimes the words seem familiar to English words, and that’s because they are both Germanic languages So, what is this language?

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Nigella Lawson’s husband dumps her via The Daily Mail because she didn’t defend him over choking photos

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Ouch! It’s got to suck learning about your divorce via an exclusive news story, and that’s exactly what happened to celebrity chef Nigella Lawson this morning. In his statement, he denies that he was ever violent towards his wife, and says she would put her hands around his neck too.

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VIDEO: Rebecca Black covers Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop”

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It’s been over two years since Rebecca Black assaulted our ears with the virulent hit “Friday,” and she’s finally redeeming herself by making charming covers of pop songs. Rebecca’s latest cover is an acoustic collaboration with Jon D. of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop,” and it’s really nice. It’s nice to hear the song without…

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Artist creates Barbie doll with the shape of a real girl (Barbie’s finally got a booty!)

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We’re obsessed with the Barbie doll. Every generation of girls (and boys, both directly and indirectly) for the past five decades has grown up with her help, but the truth is she looks insane. She’s not shaped like any woman, even supermodels. (Valeria Lukyanova came close with the help of plastic surgery and other interventions.) Finally someone created a Barbie doll that looks like a real girl!

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HOT: Ian Somerhalder in a bathtub and eating Chinese food in bed

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Ian Somerhalder (or Smolderhalder, as I like to call him) has a hot new photoshoot with his photographer pal Butch Hogan. In these pics the Vampire Diaries star enjoys the perfect night in, eating Chinese food in bed, and then lounging in a bathtub with soem beer. Which guilty pleasure TV marathon do you think he’s watching?

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Farrah Abraham in rehab program for alcohol abuse

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Farrah Abraham checked herself into a Florida rehab late Sunday night to deal with alcohol abuse. The reality star turned adult film star released a statement in which she says “At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life. I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time.”

UPDATE – Farrah’s dad Michael Abraham has addressed his daughter’s decision to admit herself to a rehab facility, and he also addresses (at length) some of the hateful comments his daughter’s decision has inspired.

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Rob Kardashian is going through a tough time

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Rob Kardashian doesn’t seem to be doing very well this season onKeeping Up With the Kardashians. He’s complained before about gaining weight, his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora won’t admit to dating him, and his family complain about his constant complaining, his anger, and his lying on the show. Then, to top things off, a warrant is issued for his arrest over an alleged assault of a photographer who took shirtless photos of Rob.

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Breaking Amish: Abe’s brother Andrew slept with Rebecca before Abe and Rebecca were together

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Tonight’s episode of Breaking Amish had an appearance of Abe’s brother Andy, who showed up to express his disapproval of his sister Katie Ann going English. He had just got out of prison for writing a bad check, and wanted to confront his family with some problems he has with Rebecca.

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Breaking Amish VIDEO: Rebecca admits she’s jealous of Kate

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On TLC’s Breaking Amsih: Brave New World, there is a lot going on that doesn’t make sense (like why did they move in with Amish people in Florida?,) but there is a lot of genuine drama happening with these kids, most notably Rebecca’s intense jealousy of Kate, who not only has a promising modeling career,…

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Anna Nicole Smith’s deadly drug struggle revisited in Lifetime biopic

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Anna Nicole Smith’s wild and unbelievable life story will be revisited tonight with the Lifetime move Anna Nicole, directed by American Psycho director Mary Harron. It’s based mostly on facts that emerged from Anna Nicole’s Supreme Court case detailed in a New York Magazine article called “Paw Paw and Lady Love.”

The Playboy Playmate’s life was driven by a thirst for attention, fame, money, and anything else that could get her high: food, sex, pills, alcohol.

Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” music video is based on her real life

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Miley Cyrus’ party-inspired music video “We Can’t Stop” broke a Vevo record by being viewed over 10 million times in a 24-hour-period. It’s fun, laid-back pop song, and the images in the video are quirkily insane. There’s even a french fry sculpture! What’s not to love?

How fake is Naked and Afraid?

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Each week on Discovery’s new buzzed about show Naked and Afraid, two people are left in a jungle together for 21 days without food, water, or clothes. They are allowed one personal item, and are told to fend for themselves. The Daily Mail reveals that with last week’s participates Kim Shelton and Shane Lewis not everything is as it seems. (Shocker for a reality show, right?) Just how fake is Naked and Afraid?

Update on Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt 20 years later (John Wayne used his reattached penis to do porn, and bed 70 women)

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It’s been 20 years since Lorena Bobbitt lopped off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt’s business in a fit of rage and then drove off and chucked it in a field. At the time the media was obsessed with this story, and the “Bobbitt” jokes flowed incessantly. How are Lorena and John Wayne doing now?

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Rita Ora steps out in prison stripe pantsuit; gushes about her new boyfriend

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Rita Ora had some interesting fashion choices in London these past few days. Monday she made a really bold choice in a Stella McCartney pantsuit that may be recycled from an old Paris Hilton prisoner Halloween costume. She shared this pic of herself on Instagram out on the town: Her cat’s eye sunglasses and red…