Don’t worry, you’re like everyone else, including the EPA. You downloaded the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app ironically and then got addicted to playing the fame game. Maybe you spent $5 or $10 to buy a cat or a new hairdo. Kim Kardashian herself is super nice to you and gives you lots of tips about how to get to the top and stay there, but that blonde b!tch Willow Pape never has a good word for you or anyone. Many of the characters of the game you run into are nods to real people, so is Willow based on anyone in particular, or does she just represent one of nastier parts of getting ahead?