Lindsay Lohan’s new Chanel tattoos are fake

ByAsa Hawks

I just published a post with photographs of Lindsay Lohan’s new skin art, which includes a bird and a Chanel pendant. Being that I am a celebrity blogger and have nothing better to do on a Saturday, I did some more research into the meaning of LiLo’s new body art and what I found out was utterly….. disappointing.

The tattoos are “temporary skin art” available from Chanel.com for $75.00. Keep reading to find out more and order your own Lindsay Lohan arm kit!

PHOTOS Yo Gabba Gabba’s Muno and Brobee at Nickelodeon’s ‘Mega Music Fest’

ByAsa Hawks

Nickelodeon held its inaugural ‘Mega Music Fest’ at the Brooklyn Academy of Music on May 22, 2010 and among the celebrities in attendance were Yo Gabba Gabba! stars Muno and Brobee! Also in attendance? La chica muy atrevida, Dora the Explorer! Oh, and John Leguizamo.

Chronicles of Narnia 3 poster ‘The Voyage of the Dawn Treader’

ByAsa Hawks

20th Century Fox has released its first The Voyage of the Dawn Treader movie poster! The movie is the third installment of the Chronicles of Narnia movies based on the series of books by C. S. Lewis and will be directed by Michael Apted. Keep reading to see the full poster and a list of the cast for the film!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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PHOTOS Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replaces Megan Fox in Transformers 3

ByAsa Hawks

Just a few days after it was announced Megan Fox would not be returning for the third installment of the Transformers movie franchise GeekWeek.com is reporting that her replacement has been cast and it is Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley!

Keep reading to see photos of Rosie as well as a video clip of her only known acting experience. (It’s okay, she’s wearing lingerie throughout.)

Britney Spears prom photo

ByAsa Hawks

The folks over at Celebuzz dug up this gem, which shows Britney Spears at her prom wearing a red-hot flame-chested dress. Sadly, for those Britney schadenfreudians out there, she looks pretty darn good! I was hoping she would be with some doofus in a light blue ruffled shirt, but alas!

How did Britney Spears even go to prom? Didn’t she already have five albums and a kid by then?

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PHOTOS Cheryl Cole wows at ‘Outside The Law’ Cannes premiere

ByAsa Hawks

See the amazing dress that X-Factor Judge and former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole wore on the red carpet at the premiere of Outside the Law in Cannes tonight that caused this photographer’s jaw to hit the ground!

Oh, and find out a little bit about the controversial film, which the French government almost banned from the festival altogether!

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PHOTOS Ronan Keating’s alleged mistress Francine Cornell

ByAsa Hawks

Boyzone frontman Ronan Keating and his wife of twelve years, Yvonne Connolly, announced they were splitting up yesterday. The former couple issued a statement saying that the split was “amicable” but reports are beginning to emerge that their separation was caused by Ronan Keating having an affair with one of the Boyzone tour dancers, Francine Cornell.

See photos of the sexy blond who allegedly visited Ronan’s “boyzone” on numerous occasions!

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Bethenny Frankel is in Kelly Bensimon’s nightmares

ByAsa Hawks

Krazy Kelly Bensimon gives us all a glimpse into her murky subconscious while talking on the phone with Jill Zarin in this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. During the call she reveals details about her nightmares that feature a Bethenny made out of knives trying to kill her! See the movie poster from the soon-to-be-released Bravo horror film inspired by Kelly’s dark dreams!

WANTED: LINDSAY LOHAN Warrant issued for her arrest

ByAsa Hawks

Judge Marsha Revel issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan after she missed her court appearance earlier this morning. After running off to France for the Cannes Film Festival, Lohan Polanski first claimed that the volcano in Iceland prevented her from getting a flight home and then later said her passport had been stolen, but Judge Marsha laid the hammer down anyway!

Keep reading to find out what kind of hot water Lindsay is in now!

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VIDEO Muse “Neutron Star Collision” from the Twilight Eclipse Soundtrack

ByAsa Hawks

Twilight fans sure are lucky! In between their movies, which come out twice a year, it seems like they always have some new trailer or poster or pregnancy rumor or music video to feed their passion. Today is no exception as Muse premieres their music video for “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)” off of the Twilight: Eclipse Soundtrack.

Keep reading to get your Twilight fix and find out which character from the movie got left on the cutting room floor!

Megan Fox won't be returning for Transformers 3
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Megan Fox cut from Transformers 3

ByAsa Hawks

It seems the very public feud between hot-bodded actress Megan Fox and director Michael Bay has finally taken it’s toll on America’s favorite ‘bot flick franchise. According to Deadline.com, Paramount will not be picking up Megan’s contract for the third installment of The Transformers franchise and the decision was ultimately Michael Bay’s to make.

Keep reading for a brief recap of the Fox/Bay feud!

VIDEO PHOTOS Jessica Halter arrested at Ohio prom for drunkenly assaulting a police officer

ByAsa Hawks

18-year-old Jessica Halter of North Ridgeville High School in Ohio wasn’t about to let ANYTHING get in the way of her enjoying her senior prom, and “anything” included sobriety and police officers!

According to the Lorain Police Department report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Jessica was approached by an officer working the event after school officials received numerous complaints that she was “highly intoxicated.” Jessica responded to the complaints with what could become the mantra of senior high school girls from now until eternity:

“This is my f**king prom, this is bulls**it.”

Keep reading for all the chair-tossing, blood-spitting, kicking and screaming details as well as a video slideshow of Jessica from before the rage.

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The Bachelorette Files: Justin “Rated R” Rego

ByAsa Hawks

None of Ali Fedotowsky’s suitors have drawn more attention prior to the start of the season than professional wrestler Justin “Rated R” Rego! ABC released a Bachelorette Season 6 preview clip that featured the cocksure Canadian during which he confesses to Ali that he is a wrestler and then unbuttons his shirt to reveal a t-shirt with “Rated R” printed across the front. The surprising part? Ali seemed to like it!

So as I wrap up “The Bachelorette Files” just prior to the season kicking off May 24, I wanted to be sure to create one for the guy who could turn out to be the most memorable person from Season 6 – including Ali!

SNEAK PEEK VIDEO: Rihanna’s “Rockstar 101”

ByAsa Hawks

Rihanna has released a preview clip from her next music video for the single “Rockstar 101” from her album Rated R.

Rihanna once again demonstrates she ain’t afraid o’ the sexy as she struts her RiRidiculously hot bod all around the screen in what appears to be a latex mini-skirt with matching thigh-high latex boots! Keep reading ot see the clip and photos from the video!

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AlcoHall of Fame Inductee: Charlotte Church

ByAsa Hawks

The girl with the golden throat has become the girl with the Golden Grain! Child singing sensation Charlotte Church was photographed out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch May 1st – or perhaps it would be more accurate to say she was photographed passed out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch May 1st!

See the pictures from Charlotte’s Uno de Mayo fiasco!

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Lady Gaga performs at Sportpaleis in Antwerp May 17, 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Quickly recovering from her euphoric night sharing the stage with Bruce Springsteen (and others), Lady Gaga hopped right back on her Monster Ball Tour, rocking the Sportpaleis in Antwerp, Belgium last night.

See photos of LG in her skin-tight leocheetahtard and watch videos of “Telephone” and “Just Dance” from the performance!

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PHOTOS NeNe Leakes’ dramatic new nose job

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Sheree Whitfield was “Dancing with the Stars” in Atlanta Sunday night, but once again it was fellow cast member NeNe Leakes stealing the spotlight! See before and after photos of her dramatic rhinoplasty!

The outspoken and charismatic Leakes normally sucks up the attention with her tour de force personality, but the boisterous peach didn’t have to do or say anything thanks to her dramatically altered new nose! Keep reading to see a before-and-after side-by-side comparison of Leakes’ beaks – I even added a third image with the new nose and her old hairstyle just you wouldn’t blame it on the ‘do!

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Charlize Theron: Fannytasstic Photo of the Day!

ByAsa Hawks

Actress Charlize Theron showed off her Reindeer Gams after doing some grocery shopping in West Hollywood Sunday. Wearing a teeny tiny pair of hemmed Daisy Dukes, Charlize decided to treat Paparazzi to a Thightalian job while leaning into the backseat of her car. Speaking of backseat, the Legend of Legger Vance won’t be winning any SAG Awards for that Trial and Derriere!

Click to see a larger image. (I promise there are no more altered Charlize movie titles – just legs for days!)

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VIDEO PHOTOS Rapper Yung Hott gunned down while shooting music video

ByAsa Hawks

Georgia rapper Yung Hott was gunned down Saturday night while filming his first video in his hometown of Griffin, Georgia – about 40 miles south of Atlanta. Yung Hott, whose real name is Jerode Paige, was shooting a video for his single “Killin’ ‘Em” at about 6 PM near the corner of near the intersection of Tinsley and Fourth streets when police estimate 20 rounds were fired.

Click to see an unsettling photo of the cover of Yung Hott’s CD “Killin ‘Em” which features a murder crime scene after a shooting on the streets of Griffin, Georgia.

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TV chef Juan-Carlos Cruz arrested for cooking up plot to murder his wife

ByAsa Hawks

The host of The Food Network’s Calorie Commando and Weighing in, chef Juan-Carlos Cruz, was arrested in Santa Monica, California Thursday after allegedly soliciting homeless people to kill his wife!

Read all the details about the arrest and see photos as well as a video from The Calorie Commando’s television career with links to his website and books on amazon!

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Justin Rego’s girlfriend Jessica Spillas photos

ByAsa Hawks

In the interest of those few Bachelor/Bachelorette fans out there that don’t want to know anything about what’s going to happen during the season, which is pretty hard to do given the fact that Reality Steve reveals pretty much every detail before the first show even airs, I will not say who Jessica Spillas is. But, if you already know who she is or don’t care if you find out who she is, then keep reading to find out what she looks like and why she matters to The Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Bruce Springsteen and Lady Gaga together at rainforest benefit concert

ByAsa Hawks

Musical planets collided Thursday night when New York born Stefani Germanotta (aka Lady Gaga) shared the stage with Bruce Springsteen (aka The Boss) during the Rainforest Fund’s 21st Birthday Concert at Carnegie Hall in New York City.

I suppose you could look at this convergence of musical superstars in one of two ways:

1. An almost random, but inevitable pairing resulting from a mutual concern for the environment.

Or…

RHONYC Countess LuAnn de Lesseps date Cort Coerte Felske
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Who is Countess Luann’s author boyfriend Cort? Cord? Coerte Felske?

ByAsa Hawks

In episodes 10 and 11 of The Real Housewives of New York City the Countess LuAnn finally seems to be moving on after her recent divorce from Count Alexandre de Lesseps! She’s been dating an author known only as “Cort” on the show.

That got my curiosity peaked, as I’m sure it did yours as well, so I cranked up the ol interwebs sleuth-a-matic and dug up not only Cort’s actual first and last name, but a list of his books as well! Are you ready? His full name is…

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HOprah Winfrey? Kitty Kelley book claims Oprah had sex for money

ByAsa Hawks

In the latest biography on Oprah Winfrey by Kitty Kelley the talk show host’s sister-in-law Patricia claims Oprah used to get her out of the house with a Popsicle and then would have sex with boys for money! Well, not sex – Oprah used to call it “The Horse.” Giddy up padner!

Keep reading for all the juicy details, including Oprah’s cousin who says her claims of being molested and dirt poor are exaggerated!

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PHOTOS and BIOS of all 25 Bachelorette Season 6 contestants Ali Fedotowsky

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s the story
Of a lovely lady
Who broke the heart of a very lovely Jake.
Twenty-four guys they all want
To be her husband
Justin “Rated R” Rego is a fake.

I proudly present to you all the single ladies men that will be competing for the love of The Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky on Season 6 of the popular reality show that kicks off on May 24, 2010 on ABC at 9/8c!

See photos and brief bios of all of ’em! It’s a Fedotowsky man meat market!

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VIDEO Six seasons of Lost’s Hurley saying “Dude!”

ByAsa Hawks

Remove sexiness from the equation and undoubtedly hefty Hugo “Hurley” Reyes is the greatest character to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost – and that’s coming from someone who thinks there are a LOT of great characters to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost!

John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!

But, perhaps most importantly, Hurley had the power to reel in the sometimes absurd and borderline over-the-top plot twists of the show, and he did it with a single four-letter word…

Alexis Neiers E! News interview May 11, 2010
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VIDEO Pretty Wild’s Alexis Neiers E! interview after Bling Ring jail sentencing

ByAsa Hawks

18-year-old Alexis Neiers sat down with E! News to talk about her plea of no contest Monday to her involvement in the so-called “Bling Ring” robbery of Orlando Bloom’s home last year. The teenager was sentenced to 180 days behind bars, a sentence that is scheduled to begin June 24.

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VIDEOS Bachelorette’s Justin “Rated R” Rego on ‘Keys to the VIP’

ByAsa Hawks

One of the two preview clips for the upcoming season of Ali Fedotowsky’s The Bachelorette released by ABC features the sure-to-be-controversial Justin “Rated R” Rego, a professional wrestler with an overabundance of confidence and, judging from his crutches, an apparent sprained ankle. But is it all an act? Watch Justin on the reality competition show Keys to the VIP in which he and a dude named ‘Fromeo’ battle it out to see who is the better pick-up artist!

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The Ali Fedotowsky Bachelorette 6 Files: Chris Lambton

ByAsa Hawks

It’s time for another installment of “The Bachelorette Files!”

One of the very last contestants whose name was revealed is 32-year-old Chris Lambton, a former high school math teacher from the High School for Economics and Finance in New York City who currently resides in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. See photos and read more about Chris’s tragic story.

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Erin Andrews in “Darrin’s Dance Grooves” video commercial

ByAsa Hawks

The fact that Erin Andrews is still around on this season’s Dancing With The Stars should come as no surprise to those tens of people familiar with the workout video Darrin’s Dance Grooves! Watch Erin poppin’ and lockin’ her way to that perfect body and listen to what she has to say about the video!

PHOTOS Anna Nicole Smith items to be auctioned off in Las Vegas

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of the late Anna Nicole Smith can now own a part of her life thanks to an auction of some of her possessions to be held June 26 in Las Vegas. Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannielynn, and is selling his former partner’s things to raise money for charity as well as “Dannielynn’s future.”

See pictures of some of the stuff going on the auction block, including perhaps the froo-frooest dog bed of all time!

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The Ali Fedotowsky Bachelorette Files: Chris Hasek-Watt

ByAsa Hawks

The Season Premiere of Ali Fedotowsky’s debut as the new Bachelorette on May 24 is closing in fast! The next installment of “The Bachelorette Files,” in which I try to compile background info on the male suitors on Season 6 of The Bachelorette, is Chris Hasek-Watt of Vancouver, British Columbia.

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New Lindsay Lohan song “I Wanna Be Bad” leaked

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been said for a couple years now that the music industry is going down like the Titanic, which appears to be true with as many leaks as it has! It leaks more than a ten cent diaper! And speaking of ten cent diapers, the latest victim of pre-releasal is the Queen of Downward Spiral herself, Lindsay Lohan!

Listen to “I Wanna Be Bad” and see if you can figure out the mysterious ‘rocket going boom!’ metaphor!

Alexis Neiers in court pleading no contest to felony burglary charges
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Bling Ring’s Alexis Neiers pleads no contest, gets 6 month jail sentence

ByAsa Hawks

Alexis Neiers, alleged ‘Bling Ring’ conspirator and star of the E! reality show Pretty Wild, has just pled no contest to felony burglary charges stemming from her involvement in the robbery of actor Orlando Bloom’s home on July 13 of last year.

The plea will result in six months in jail, three years of felony probation and paying restitution to Mr. Bloom in an amount to be specified at a later date. Alexis must surrender herself sometime before June 24.

Read all the details of the ruling and see photos from the courtroom!

New Katy Perry Song “Futuristic Lover” leaked

ByAsa Hawks

I kissed a… Martian?

Another new song from Katy Perry’s upcoming second album has hit the internet! The song is called “Futuristic Lover” and it plays on an extraterrestrial metaphor with lines like “wanna be your victim, ready for abduction” and “you’re from a whole ‘nother world, a different dimension.” This seems to support my theory that Russell Brand is actually from another planet! I knew it!

Listen to the track and read the lyrics!

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For Nashville: Top 5 Country Songs About Floods

ByAsa Hawks

The death toll from the recent flooding in Tennessee, Kentucky and Mississippi has risen to 31, according to reports from CNN.com. Hardest hit by the torrential rains was Tennessee and its capital city, the home of country music, Nashville. 21 people have died in the Volunteer State and 10 of its counties have been declared disaster areas by President Obama. Damages in Nashville alone are expected to exceed $1 billion.

In honor of our Southern brothers and sisters suffering through this natural disaster I’ve put together what I think are some of the best songs ever written about the damages caused by too much rain, sung in the voices of some of country music’s greatest performers. Audio clips and my rambling analysis are included.

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George Rekers talks to Rentboy Lucien on speakerphone

ByAsa Hawks

George Rekers, the anti-gay lobbyist and co-founder of the Family Research Council, continues to mishandle the media after he was photographed with a 20-year-old male escort from rentboy.com at the Miami airport. The two had just returned from a 10-day trip to Europe during which Lucien (rentboy) claims he gave Rekers erotic massages. Rekers continues to claim he didn’t know Lucien was a paid escort, bu a recent phone conversation with Lucien (on speakerphone with reporters present) seems to contradict that claim. Read all the latest on the Rekers scandal and read some excerpts from his telling phone conversation with rentboy!

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Umbro World Cup Soccer wives photos & videos

ByAsa Hawks

Umbro knows how to market sportswear! The apparel company has launched a new line of World Cup Soccer themed shirts (or “kits”) in honor of the seven nations that have won the title and they’ve gathered wives/girfriends/baby mammas of players from those national teams to model them – sans pants. Keep reading to see hi-res images, videos and brief bios of all the shirts and WAGs! (That’s UK-ese for Wives and Girlfriends of soccer players)

PHOTOS from Lawrence Taylor’s arraignment

ByAsa Hawks

Here are some images from the arraignment of NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor who was arrested in Rampo, New York earlier today and charged with the statutory rape of a 16-year-old girl and patronizing a prostitute. The linebacker allegedly paid the girl and a man who appears to have been her pimp, Rasheed Davis, $300 to have sex with her. Keep reading to see theimages and find out details from the arraignment as they happen!

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MULTIPLE CHOICE with Antonio Banderas

ByAsa Hawks

Here is a photo of Spanish actor Antonio Banderas taken May 5, 2010. Your job is to figure out which of the following explains what you’re looking at! Is it:

A. Antonio has a new rap album

B. Antonio received an honorary doctorate degree from Malaga University

C. Antonio will be playing the dust mop in the new Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast

D. Antonio is merely showing off his Championship ring after winning the first ever World Cup of Doily Koosh Ball

Keep reading to find out the correct answer!

NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor arrested for rape

ByAsa Hawks

NFL Hall of Famer, and possibly the greatest defensive football player of all time, Lawrence Taylor has been arrested in the town of Ramapo, New York on suspicion of rape. The 51-year-old former New York Giants linebacker was accused of raping someone at a Holiday Inn in Montebello, New York. An official press conference will be held sometime this afternoon. Kepp reading for the official statement issued by the Ramapo Police Department.

Kelly Clarkson’s vengeance tune “Wash, Rinse, Repeat” leaked

ByAsa Hawks

Kelly Clarkson has sprung a leak and previously unreleased songs just keep pouring out! Earlier this week the songs “Lover Stay,” “Naked Eye” and the demo “Cleopatra” all made their way onto the web leading some to speculate that Clarkson or someone at RCA must have had their computer or online account hacked.

The latest Clarkson tune to surface is a vitriolic sarcastic number directed at her record label and Ryan Tedder, who she accused last year of using the same beats for her song “Already Gone” and Beyonce’s “Halo.” Listen to the angry track and sing along if you like because the lyrics are included!

VIDEO The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s tearful apology to Erin Andrews

ByAsa Hawks

Elisabeth Hasselbeck got very emotional on The View today as she apologized for a flippant joke she made at the expense of Dancing With The Stars contest Erin Andrews on a previous show. Watch the heartfelt apology and find out what she said about Erin Andrews that made her so remorseful!

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VIDEO Chely Wright’s coming out interview on ‘The Today Show’

ByAsa Hawks

Country singer Chely Wright has announced to the world that she is gay on the cover of this week’s People magazine, in her autobiography Like Me: Confessions of a Heartland Country Singer released today and in an interview on The Today Show early this morning.

Watch the video and find out which country music performer had Chely contemplating suicide after his condemning remarks.

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Where Are They Now? CHRIS BROWN

ByAsa Hawks

How many of you remember that guy that beat up Rihanna? How ’bout that viral wedding video where the bridal party enters dancing to the tune “Forever?” That was singer Chris Brown. Ever wonder what happened to Chris? Well, we did too – so in honor of his birthday tomorrow (May 5) we sent out our crack team of celebrity detectives to see if we could find out what he’s doing now.

Keep reading to find out where he turned up!

Alexis Neiers
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Pretty Wild’s Alexis Neiers’ statements in Orlando Bloom Bling Ring robbery admissible

ByAsa Hawks

A judge ruled that Alexis Neier’s admission to being present but drunk at the Bling Ring robbery of Orlando Bloom’s home is admissible. Alexis faces up to six years in jail if convicted of the felony charge. With the trial set for May 10 my guess is that E! is about to start filming Season Two!

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VIDEO Kanye West vs. Cleveland Brown, Jr. on The Cleveland Show

ByAsa Hawks

The egonormous Kanye West once again got the prime time animation treatment, this time from Family Guy spin-off The Cleveland Show. The clip is much kinder and gentler than the brutally hilarious Southpark “Gay Fish” episode and features Kanye and Cleveland, Jr. in a rap slam contest! Keep reading to watch the clip and read the bombastic, sarcastic and even breakfastic lyrics!

Real Housewives of New Jersey interview
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VIDEO Real Housewives of New Jersey talk about Season 2

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 premieres tonight on Bravo and all the ladies that like each other (in other words, Danielle wasn’t there) sat down with Us Weekly to dish about the new season. Is there more bubbies talk on the horizon? Yup!

PHOTOS Hank Azaria as Gargamel from ‘The Smurfs’ movie

ByAsa Hawks

The Simpsons voice vet Hank Azaria took to the streets of New York City dressed as Gargamel Friday as filming continued on The Smurfs movie, due out in August of 2011.

The film will be a mixture of live action and CGI animation with all of the smurfs being the latter. Hank Azaria, voice of Springfield’s Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and many others, will be one of the live action stars as he takes on the villainous role of the evil Gargamel who is plotting to capture all the smurfs who have somehow tumbled into Central Park.

See photos of Azaria’s Gargamel and a side-by-side with Smurfdom’s original cartoon bad guy!