Jesse James vandalizes photographer’s car, makes citizen’s arrest for stalking

Jesse James as Gomer Pyle

Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!

The confrontation was instigated by a phone call to the Long Beach Police Department by a paparazzo who claimed Jesse James had vandalized his car outside of West Coast Choppers.

Neither party were placed in custody, but police are reportedly investigating the allegations. defines stalking as “pursuing (game, a person, etc.) stealthily.” Yes, Jesse James, photographers are stalking you!

Here’s Gomer and the most famous citizen’s arrest of all time:

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