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PHOTOS of all the 2012 Puppy Bowl VIII puppies (part 2)

The rest of the cute and charismatic canines participating in Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl VIII set to air at 3pm on Super Bowl Sunday. This post features 17 more adorable doggies ranging alphabetically from Montana, a nine-week-old Collie/Rottweiler Mix, through York, an eleven-week-old Bassett Hound Mix with the only pair of over-sized floppy ears in the entire field. Keep reading for a serious dose of the warm fuzzies!

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Report: Leah Messer suffers a miscarriage

According to the cover story in the latest issue of OK! magazine, Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer has suffered a miscarriage. An “insider close to the reality star” reveals to the tabloid, “She was having bad cramps for the past two weeks, and then she miscarried.” Leah Messer’s fiance (and father-to-be) Jeremy Calvert reportedly spoke with OK!, saying, “It’s a devastating experience, but all I can do is support Leah and take things day by day.” He then adds, “It’s hard, but we will get through it.”

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PHOTOS All the 2012 Puppy Bowl 8 puppies (part 1)

Come Super Bowl Sunday Tom Brady won’t be the only cute and furry thing taking the field! That’s right, Animal Planet returns with everybody’s favorite gridiron adorabalooza… Puppy Bowl 8! This year’s lineup includes 37 pigskin playing pooches, all sponsored by pet adoption agencies around the country. Keep reading to see photos and descriptions for 20 of the 37. ***MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE AWWWWING AND TRIPS TO YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER!

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Jersey Shore beats out GOP Presidential debates to win top basic cable show of the week

GTL reigned supreme over the GOP as MTV’s Jersey Shore finished the week ending January 22, 2012 as the most watched basic cable television show, beating out both Republican Presidential debates as well as History Channel powerhouse Pawn Stars and Lifetime’s original movie Drew Peterson: Untouchable. Keep reading for the rest of the Top 25!

PHOTO Lady Bunny at the W.E. premiere in New York City

Madonna’s film W.E. had its New York premiere last night at the Ziegfeld Theater and those in attendance included Madonna herself, Ewan McGregor, Julia Stiles, Lucy Lawless, Gayle King, and Calvin Klein. But none of those red carpet pros could hold a candle to show-stealing drag queen Lady Bunny who wore an eye-popping ummm… I have no idea.

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Brandi Glanville hooked up with Gerard Butler for a week this summer

While playing “Plead the Fifth” on Watch What Happens Live! Monday night The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville revealed that she hooked up with Gerard Butler for a week this summer! Keep reading for all the hot off the presses details!

UPDATED with more juicy deets!

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Kyle Richards family vacation photos. Should they replace The Kardashians?

Move over Kardashians, make way for Keeping Up With The Richards!

Keep reading for a ton of Mexican beach vacation photos from one of the best looking families in all of reality television with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards, her “Sexiest Real Housewives Husband” Maricio Umansky, and their four lovely daughters: Sophia, Farrah, Alexia, and little Portia.

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PHOTO Why Kim Kardashian remains relevant

Just when I find myself chanting along with a number of our commenters, demanding to know the answer to the puzzling questions, “Why do people care about Kim Kardashian?!?” that’s when I usually run across a photo like this one. Suddenly I’m curious to know more about this woman – her family, the rather low quality products she endorses, everything!

But, it seems my own personal weakness may not be shared by everyone, as the Kardashian brand is beginning to be viewed as “toxic” by business insiders. What do you think? Was Kim’s farcical marriage to Kris Humphries the beginning of the end of Kardashian relevance? Or will we all be lulled back into believing that we care by more AMAZING photos of Kim? (I confess I’m feeling really, really lulled right now.)

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham getting master’s degree, to offer scholarships to teen parents

It’s our weekly “What’s Farrah Abraham up to now?” post! The last time we checked in with MTV’s resident Teen Momtrepreneur she had just revealed the labels for her new “Mom & Me” brand Italian hot sauce. This week she sat down with ACT.MTV.com for an interview in which she revealed her college plans won’t be stopping at a bachelor’s degree and she hopes to help out other teen parents in similar situations by setting up scholarships!

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“If I Die” Facebook app allows you to post messages after you’re dead

Are you concerned about what will happen to your Facebook profile after you’re gone? There’s no need to worry because Israel-based startup company Willook has got you covered with their “If I Die” app that allows you to post text messages and/or videos to your wall after you’re gone! Keep reading to find out what all you can do, watch a couple promotional videos, and see a screen shot of the app’s interface.

Mob Mives Big Ang plastic surgery before and after photos
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Big Ang before and after plastic surgery photos: What procedures has she had done?

VH1’s mafia-themed reality series Mob Wives won fans over in its inaugural season with a cast of no-holds-barred drama mamas who were more than capable of both talking the talk and walking the walk! (And by “walking the walk” I mean going tooth and nail in knock-down, drag-out cat fights.) But it only took a couple episodes into the second season for Angela “Big Ang” Raiola to steal the show with her life-loving and drama-averse personality! Oh, and her obvious love of plastic surgery!

Keep reading to see lots of photos of Big Ang when she was A Little Bit Smaller Ang as well as slightly less surgerized.

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George Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler wrestling videos and career timeline

50-year-old two-time People magazine “Sexiest Man Alive” George Clooney has himself a new girlfriend. Unlike his previous relationships with a former cocktail waitress and a couple of professional models/European television show hosts, 32-year-old Stacy Keibler has a much more colorful resume… as a professional wrestler! Keep reading for a detailed account of her days in the WCW and WWE including videos of her wrestling antics in lingerie, mud, and even a wedding dress – which is sure to have you wondering exactly what sort of shenanigans Stacy and George are up to behind closed doors!

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Storage Wars’ Brandi Passante photos from Now and Then Thrift Store Grand Re-Opening

No doubt the top reasons for tuning in to A&E’s Storage Wars are: seeing all the bizarre stuff left behind in storage lockers and how much it’s worth (or not), Barry Weiss, and Brandi Passante. (The order depends on a person’s weakness for collectibles, passion for custom automobiles, and testosterone levels.) For those of you who find yourselves smitten by Jarrod’s whip-cracking significant other (like yours truly) I uncovered these pictures of Brandi taken at the Grand Re-Opening of her and Jarrod’s Now and Then Thrift Store in Orange, California.

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PHOTOS Real life Beavis and Butt-Head?

Watching Beavis and Butt-Head will never be the same thanks to self-employed special effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick (Sucker Punch, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) who created life-like sculptures of the juvenile cartoonagers for the upcoming art show “Conjoined 2 in 3d; The Sequel” opening at the Copro Gallery on Saturday. If you’re not averse to OMG moments or night terrors, keep reading for the photos! “Heh heh!”

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Teen Mom NOH8 photos: Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell and Kailyn Lowry

Teen Mom stars Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell as well as Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry were all in California recently doing a number of promotional events, including taping an episode of Dr. Drew’s Life Changers. While there, the three gals got together and posed for photographers Adam Bouska and Jeff Parshley in a series of NOH8 photographs opposing the state’s controversial anti-gay marriage legislation, Proposition 8. Keep reading for the photos including an appearance by Maci’s beau Kyle King and a behind-the-scenes shot of Maci and Kailyn!

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Frank Darabont finally addresses “The Walking Dead” firing

The creator, director, and executive producer of AMC’s smash hit zombie drama The Walking Dead was shockingly let go by the network in July and both sides have been quite about what exactly happened. Darabont broke his silence in a recent interview with TV Guide and bitterly explains the reasons he left the show. (Includes my irreproachable argument for why I’m taking Frank Darabont’s side in this squabble as well as every other debate he is involved in ever.)

PHOTO Kate Gosselin looking like the HBIC on set of Extra

Former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Kate Gosselin looked intimidating as usual on the set of Extra earlier today. But, unlike her heyday on TLC, Kate also looked downright (fellow members of the Celebrity Bloggers’ Union forgive me) fierce and sexy. Keep reading to check out the photo and see if you don’t agree. (Now, if she could just get a personality makeover, she might could get a little better gig than being a coupon blogger.)

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Kardashians magazine nixed over Kris Jenner demands for complete control

It seems as though the world may yet be spared the existence of a Kardashians-only magazine as the potential deal with American Media Inc. (Star, National Enquirer, Shape, Radar Online) has reportedly stalled due to Kris Jenner’s demands for complete editorial control over the content. At least ten people are very upset over the the announcement.

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More Snooki without makeup photos

Say what you will about Jersey Shore‘s demonstrative little superstar meatball, but no one can argue that Snooki knows how to give fans what they want – and it was clear after Snooki’s makeup-free photo took the internet by storm last night that what they wanted was more all-natural Snooki! Normally, fans wanting more all-natural Snooki would probably have resulted in more nude photos and possibly a rather excruciating naked pole dancing video, but in this case it meant more picture of Snooki completely unSnookified!

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry is bisexual, why isn’t this addressed on Teen Mom 2?

An insider reveals in the latest issue of Star magazine that Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry has has multiple relationships with women since middle school, including an on-and-off-again relationship with her good friend Gigi Hanna. We talked with a source close to Kailyn and have every reason to believe this story is true. Keep reading for all the details!

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PHOTOS Snooki without makeup and Snooki without makeup Snookified!

See a mind-blowing photo of Jersey Shore star Snooki completely without makeup and then put your brain back together with the very same photo run through the “Snookify Me” app. (Seriously – the makeupless Snooki is downright exotically gorgeous don’t ya think?!?)

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American Idol premieres tonight, to go head-to-head with The Voice starting February 5

Fox’s standard bearer for competition reality shows, American Idol, kicks off its 11th season tonight at 8/7c and will air on Wednesday and Thursday nights for the next few months. But, starting February 5, it won’t be alone as NBC’s The Voice will begin its 2nd season right after the Super Bowl. (After the premiere, The Voice will air every Monday night.) Could this be the beginning of the end of Idol, or is this an overly bold move by NBC? And let us know know which show you will be tuned into by taking our poll!

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Storage Wars’ Barry Weiss is Jesse James’ “Jewish godfather”

Researching Barry Weiss of Storage Wars is like peeling an onion! As evidenced on the show, this rock star collector has had an amazing life during which he has made friends with a slew of fascinating famous and not-so-famous folks. One of the fascinating and famous folks counted among Barry’s friends is former Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, whom Barry isn’t only a friend to, he’s his godfather. No, seriously! And you’ll never guess which piece of infamous memorabilia Barry gave to his godson.

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What kind of glasses does Barry Weiss of Storage Wars wear?

Starcasm is officially changing its name to BarryWeissopedia. This dude has more interesting stories than Barnes and Noble! But this post isn’t really a story necessarily, although it did lead to one (check out the very next post). This post is about Barry’s style – more specifically, his trademark black-rimmed custom glasses. Keep reading to find out who made ’em and whether or not it’s possible that you can own your own pair. (I hate to spoil it, but the answer to that question is “Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup!”)

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Teen Mom 2’s Corey Simms breaks up with girlfriend Summer Tavarez

It seems like only yesterday we were profiling Corey Simms’ new girlfriend Summer Tavarez, a 24-year-old manager of a tanning salon in Kanawha City, West Virginia. The couple appeared to be head over heels in love with each other, and we couldn’t have been happier for them. But it seems the match wasn’t one made in heaven because the two appeared to have split. Keep reading for the tweets and the official “Facebook relationship status updates.”

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PHOTO LeAnn Rimes gets a foot tattoo “the only one that matters”

Just in case Brandi Glanville hasn’t gotten the message yet, singer LeAnn Rimes tattooed something her current husband (and Brandi’s former hubby) Eddie Cibrian recently told her on her foot: “the only one that matters.” Keep reading for a photo of the podiatric ink as well as what LeAnn had to say about it on Twitter.

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VIDEO The Bachelor’s Blakeley Shea gives a tour of Re:Public club where she works

The Bachelor Ben Flajnik continues to whittle down his courters as the number of eligible bachelorettes is now down to 15. One of those remaining is model and VIP waitress Blakeley Shea Jones, who pulled no punches in episode two when she aggressively cornered Ben in the swimming pool for a steamy make-out session, much to the dismay of the other gals (as you might imagine).

Needless to say Blakeley is an early favorite as she has clearly caught the lustful eye of Ben Flajnik early on. But, guided tongue tours of the back of her mouth aren’t the only tours Blakeley is good at! Check out this video from the Re:Public night club in Charlotte, North Carolina where Blakeley works. The video features Blakeley Shea giving a tour of the club, including the exclusive VIP section and Re:Public’s “state of the art, one of a kind tequila bar.”

Complete list of 2012 Golden Globe winners and nominees

All of the 2012 Golden Globe Awards results with a complete list of who was nominated and who won in each category! Includes photos, a video recap, commentary, and… Uggie the dog! Keep reading to see the list and offer up your opinions on the winners, losers, and those not even nominated. (Breaking Bad wasn’t even nominated for best drama?!? Come on!) (See how fun that was?)

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans shoots an AK-47, country trembles

Somebody needs to send Kieffer Delp a heads up – things are gonna be different when he gets out of jail! Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has herself an assault rifle! Keep reading for the video sure to make you lose sleep as well as Jenelle’s mom Barbara’s hilarious text message response to all the artillery.

What did Laura Kaeppeler’s dad Jeff Kaeppeler do to get arrested? Ponzi scheme mail fraud

Miss Wisconsin Laura Kaeppeler was crowned Miss America 2012 last night in Las Vegas after showing off her amazing swimwear figure, singing opera, and promoting her platform: mentoring children of the incarcerated. Though the platform may seem to be a an odd choice for this 23-year-old beauty from Kenosha, Wisconsin, but not after you find out Laura’s father, Jeff Kaeppeler, served 18 months in federal prison for a mail fraud conviction almost ten years ago stemming from his involvement in a Ponzi scheme bilking investor’s out of more than $6 million.

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VIDEOS Lana Del Rey’s SNL performances of “Blue Jean” and “Video Games”

Eyebrows were raised when it was announced Lana Del Ray would be the musical guest on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live, one of the rare times a singer that didn’t even have an album out yet has received the honor. Her performances did little to prove the decision was a wise one as nearly everyone is offering up harsh criticisms, or at best, sympathy for Lana after her cringe-worthy renditions of “Video Games” and “Blue Jean.” Keep reading to watch the clips and decide for yourself if the decision to have her perform on the show was perhaps a bit premature.

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PHOTOS Kelly Rowland shows off donkey booty at 2012 BET Honors

We’ve yet to reach The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Phaedra Parks for official confirmation, but we believe we have a confirmed donkey booty sighting at the 2012 BET Honors in Washington, DC! The bootylicious backside belongs to singer Kelly Rowland, who showed off her generous assets in a skin-tight lavender full-length gown which revealed that in her trunk is the only place you’ll find any junk on her slim but curvy frame!

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Teen Mom star Ryan Edward’s girlfriend Dalis Connell launches fitness blog

As we mentioned in our profile oon her back in August, Ryan Edwards’ girlfriend Dalis Connell is a fitness fanatic! In addition to being on scholarship for cross-country running, the attractive blonde brunette is also majoring in Pre-Physical Therapy & Personal Training at Tennessee Tech. Now, the 19-year-old has channeled her seemingly limitless energy into a fitness blog on which she offers exercise and diet tips in the form of written entries and videos. Keep reading for the link, samples from the blog, and some fitness photos of Dalis that are all the credentials she needs!

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PHOTOS Kris Jenner’s boy toy “Ryan” is Todd Waterman, affair led to divorce from Robert Kardashian

See photos of Todd Waterman, an animator and former professional soccer player who claims to be Kris Jenner’s former boy toy she calls “Ryan” in her autobiography, an affair that would eventually result in Kris divorcing Robert Kardashian. Includes a description of the affair from Kris Jenner And All Things Kardashian as well as quotes from Todd, who didn’t even know the extent of his inclusion in the book until just a few days ago.

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Madonna on Lady Gaga and Born This Way / Express Yourself controversy

Madonna has finally addressed the controversially eery similarities between her song “Express Yourself” and Lady Gaga’s recent smash hit “Born This Way” while talking with Newsweek senior reporter Jacob Bernstein for an article to appear in their January 30th issue. Keep reading for the divalicious quote that is sure to remind everyone who the still holds the Queen of Pop crown!

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PHOTOS Deena Nicole Cortese’s new boyfriend Chris Buckner

It seems that Jersey Shore star Deena Nicole Cortese has finally gotten over her obsession with Pauly D and found herself a man of her own! Keep reading to see numerous photos of Deena and her cute new man Chris Buckner.

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEENA! She turned 25 today!

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Storage Wars’ Barry Weiss photo from the 1980s… with long hair!

There is no doubt that eccentric collector Barry Weiss is the rock star of A&E’s popular reality series Storage Wars, but who knew his rock star identity dates all the way back to at least the 1980s?!? Keep reading for a mind-blowing image of Barry and his flowing blond hair and a sexy, pre-Storage Wars groupie taken some time in the 1980s. (***WARNING*** May cause irreparable man crush among some heterosexual males ages 35-50)

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Jenelle Evans’ former boss James Duffy charged with cyberstalking her

One day after Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans was arrested for harassing former roommate Hannah Inman, Jenelle’s former boss James Duffy is charged with cyberbullying Jenelle. Keep reading for the details, a statement from Jenelle’s attorney, and a rough timeline of all the events leading up to Jenelle’s arrest and Duffy’s cyberstalking charge.

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REPORT Is Leah Messer pregnant again… with twins? UPDATE: Leah calls twins story “fake”

Not to be out-scooped by Reality Weekly‘s shocking interview with Leah Messer’s boyfriend fiance Jeremy Calvert last week (which revealed Leah is indeed expecting again), In Touch has gone to one of their unnamed “inside sources” for a shocking Leah Messer follow-up announcement: “Leah Pregnant – It’s Twins Again!” Keep reading for the details from the article and our take on the validity of the story.

Pregnant 14-year-old girl sues family to prevent forced abortion

A pregnant teen in Corpus Christi, Texas has gone to court to prevent her family from forcing her to have an abortion. The 14-year-old girl, who chooses to remain anonymous, reportedly lived with her adult cousins who she accused of “physically assaulting her by grabbing her by the neck, hitting her across the jaw and threatening to beat her if she didn’t get an abortion.” She has gotten a court injunction preventing her family from interfering with her decision, but it expires on January 19 when she is scheduled to go before the judge again to try to have it extended.

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VIDEOS NeNe Leakes as swim coach Roz Washington on Glee

Glee stars Lea Michelle and Chris Colfer announced during their appearance on Watch What Happens Live a few weeks ago that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes would be appearing on Glee as swim coach Roz Washington and now we have video proof! Check out these two video clips of Miss Linnethia Leakes from the set of Glee during taping of her episode “Yes/No,” set to air January 17.

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PHOTOS The Bachelor’s Blakeley Shea was Hooters Energy Drink can model

The 25 single ladies competing for Ben Flajnik on Season 16 of The Bachelor are so attractive I just want to drink them up! Imagine my surprise when I found out that for one of them, model Blakeley Shea, it’s actually an option! Keep reading to see Hooters hottie Blakeley Shea as a model gracing cans of Hooters Energy Drink. As a bonus, you can also see Blakeley’s cover of Hooters magazine as well as videos of her in a Hooters bikini contest and posing for a…. convenience store restroom photo shoot?

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Barry Weiss’ Cowboy Cadillac from Storage Wars

On A&E’s treasure-hunting reality series Storage Wars the second-most exciting moment is when they cut the locks of the abandoned storage units and the doors go up, revealing the mysterious contents inside. The first-most exciting moment? Seeing what kind of vehicle “The Collector” Barry Weiss arrives in! Keep reading for all sorts of photos, videos, and info on Barry’s most famous ride, his custom black 1947 “Cowboy Cadillac.”

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Cajun Pawn Stars uncovers lost Jerry Lee Lewis recording from 1952

As further proof that reality shows can be educational as well as historically significant, the second episode of Thee History Channel’s new series Cajun Pawn Stars features a rare recording purported to be from 1952 and featuring rockabilly/rock and roll/country piano legend Jerry Lee Lewis – two years prior to when historians previously thought Jerry Lee cut his first demo. Goodness gracious… Great balls of fire!

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Katy Perry responds to gossip about divorce on Twitter

Singer Katy Perry wants everybody to know one thing: Nobody speaks for Katy Perry other than Katy Perry!

Katy took to Twitter to thank her fans for their support after her husband of 14 months filed for divorce on December 30, but immediately after she angrily tweeted in response to the numerous stories about the split that quoted her family and sources close to her. It also assumed she is referencing her parents recent sermon in Ohio during which the topic of Katy’s divorce came up numerous times.

PHOTOS LeAnn Rimes plays bikini bocce ball, Eddie Cibrian plays grabass

Singer LeAnn Rimes has been putting on quite the bikini fashion show over the last few days as she vacations in Hawaii with hubby Eddie Cibrian. In the latest installment of LeAnn’s “Bikinithon 2012” she is photographed toting a couple frosty brews, playing a rather suggestive game of bocce ball, and allowing Eddie a PG-13 feel up of her slightly more ample badonkadonk.

UPDATE – We had a number of commenters claiming that they could see the planet between Saturn and Neptune in the pics (in other words, a LeAnnus) so I had to censor the photos. But, if you’re feeling like Galileo and want to go looking for planets you can click on the edited picture for originals.

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Facebook, Twitter, Google, Wikipedia and more threaten shut down over SOPA bill

When The House of Representatives meet on January 24 they will be served with a heaping helping of hot potato in the form of the SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) bill. The legislation is aimed at cracking down on copyright infringement and has ruffled the feathers of a coalition of internet giants such as Google, Facebook, Yahoo!, Twitter, Wikipedia, eBay, and more. The coalition is reportedly considering a “nuclear option” that would mean a synchronized shut down that would bring the internet to a virtual halt. Keep reading for more details and links that might have you stockpiling your virtual bomb shelters in preparation for SOPArmageddon!

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Jersey Shore’s “The Unit” facing 3-5 years for having date rape drug Ketamine

It appears as though Jersey Shore‘s curly-headed walking six-pack known as “The Unit” is in a bit of a “situation.” The Unit (real name Jonathan “Jonny” Manfre, 32) was arrested back in July when Seaside Heights Police found him in possession of a white powdery substance that turned out to be Ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic sometimes used as a date rape drug. He has since been charged with felony drug possession and faces 3-5 years behind bars if convicted.

Keep reading for all the details in the “Return Issue” of starcasm.net’s Douche Bagazine, on virtual newsstands now!

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney explains why she had her breast implants removed

After having her breast implants removed The Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney has been inundated with fans asking her why she would do that, to which she responded on Facebook with a laundry list of reasons. Keep reading for those as well as photos of Tamra before and after she had her “stripper look” breast implants removed.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham launches Mom & Me brand Italian hot pepper sauce

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham is at it again! The reality star revealed today that she will be launching a line of food products under the “Mom & Me” brand name, the first of which will be an Italian hot pepper sauce. Keep reading for preliminary photos of what the label and logo will look like as well as lots of details about the brand and the hot sauce in particular!

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PHOTOS Beverly Hills Housewife Dana Wilkey gettin’ her drink on, flashin’ her unmentionables

“See these panties? 25 thousand dollars.”

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newbie Dana Wilkey was more like Vuh-Dana Silky (that was for you Andy Cohen) last night as she left Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR Lounge looking to be twenty-five thousand sheets to the wind. After stumbling about with the assistance of a pal (no, not her mysterious fiance John Flynn) Dana flopped into her car Britney Spears style, giving photogs (and now us) a Wilkey’s Secret fashion show.

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PHOTOS Who is Snooki’s friend Ryder? Meet Caitlin Ryder from Jersey Shore

Snooki’s pal Ryder made her Jersey Shore return during the Season 5 premiere earlier tonight and it didn’t take this DTF bombshell brunette long to get her smoosh room ticket punched! Keep reading to find out who got to put the first notch of the season in the ol’ beach house bedpost and get to know Ryder better with photos and a little background info. (Make sure you have your virus protection turned on!)

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PHOTO Jason Derulo breaks his neck, cancels concerts

22-year-old Jason Derulo was rehearsing in Florida for his upcoming world tour when he injured himself performing an acrobatic stunt. The singer landed awkwardly on his head resulting in an acute fracture to his vertebra. Derulo has reportedly been released from Memorial West Hospital in Pembroke Pines, Florida and was able to share a photo wearing his neck brace along with a positive message for fans on his Facebook page.

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VIDEO Honey Boo Boo gets “juiced” before pageants with Go-Go Juice

The latest installment in the Toddlers & Tiaras Hall of Fame is 6-year-old Alana from McIntyre, Georgia whose mom June (“The Coupon Queen”) gives her “special juice” to help her get energized for pageants. But, unless she’s on special juice all the time, I don’t know why she needs it! This girl is pumped and ready to go ALL THE TIME!

“Those other girls must be crazy if they think they’re gonna beat me, honey boo boo chiiiiild!”

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Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever!

Tonight the cast of Jersey Shore makes their triumphant return to television and to Seaside Heights as Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, The Situation, Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie, and Deena kick off the Season 5 Premiere of MTV’s smash hit reality series. Who ever would have ever thought that those tanned, drunk, half-naked, ridiculously nicknamed Guido and Guidettes gettin’ nasty in a hot tub would go on to become six five of the biggest celebrities on the planet?!?

Starcasm.net started not long before Jersey Shore debuted on MTV, so it was one of the first shows we covered from the very beginning. So, in honor of five seasons of contagious charismatic clubbing and GTL, I though I might compile Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever highlighting our lengthy and rather intimate (don’t worry – we used virus protection) relationship with the guys and gals of Joisey Shore!