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Adult themed game BoneCraft lampoons Worlds of Warcraft

ByDarren O

They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, well I would argue that in today’s media cycle a porn-parody is the highest compliment any pop culture phenomenon can achieve. And now “Worlds of Warcraft,” the game a gazillion people have played has been bestowed with this ultimate demarcation.

“BoneCraft” exists and you’ve been warned! Read on for what SFW deets I could share and see a clip from my favorite South Park episode that also targeted the mega-popular game.

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VIDEO Snooki’s publicist vs. Bill O’Reilly’s producer

ByDarren O

These are strange media times we’re living in and I have a wonderful example of this via a video clip from The O’Reilly Factor. Watch as Bill O’Reilly’s publicist attempts to barge in on a Snooki book signing but gets headed off at the pass by the Jersey Shore reality star’s publicist. Middle men and women of the world unite!

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 Episode 2 After Show with Leah, Jenelle, Kailyn and Chelsea

ByStarcasm Staff

The girls from Teen Mom 2 sat down with MTV’s SunChin Pak to talk about the issues that came up in tonight’s second episode of the first season of the new reality series. Keep reading to find out how Leah dealt with her baby’s health issues, how Jenelle feels about her custody battle with her mom, whether Chelsea thinks getting back with her notorious baby daddy Adam is a good idea, and if Kailyn regrets announcing she was dating someone new via Facebook!

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PHOTO First look at X-Men: First Class in costumes

ByAsa Hawks

See the first photo of the X-Men: First Class cast in costume including Michael Fassbender as Magneto, Rose Byrne as Moira MacTaggert, January Jones as Emma Frost, Jason Flemyng as Azazel, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, Lucas Till as Havok, Zoe Kravitz as Angel, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique and James McAvoy as a standing upright Professor Charles Xavier!

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A look back: Willie Nelson’s ‘Spirit’ 15 years later

ByDarren O

So what if I told you that musical legend Willie Nelson released arguably his best album in 1996 to little fanfare or critical acclaim? And what if I told you that if this hidden gem were to be classified as a “country” album that it would be the very best release under that genre in the last 20 years? You would probably think, like that character in Willie’s classic song, that I’m crazy right? Well I may be crazy but this is exactly my opinion of Nelson’s masterpiece Spirit.

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans and Tori Rhyne smoking
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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans smoking pot (or a funny looking cigarette)

ByAsa Hawks

Back before she had to deal with the stress of being an international celebrity (and mother), Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle Evans was a fun-loving teenager who liked going to the beach, partyin’ with the girls and uploading videos of herself smoking what looks to be marijuana to YouTube.

I wrote a post about one of these videos and Jenelle’s love for the wacky weed way back before her episode of 16 and Pregnant first aired, but soon after making the post the video mysteriously disappeared and was feared lost forever. Since that time Jenelle’s pot-puffin’ potty-mouthed pickup party has been forced to live on only in the memories of those of us fortunate enough to have seen it and in mythical retellings around message board campfires… Until now!

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Michael Douglas photobombed wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globes

ByStarcasm Staff

Not only was Michael Douglas celebrating the good news that his tumor is gone, but he scored probably the best moment of the entire 2011 Golden Globes ceremonies when he photobombed two of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood (one of whom is his wife, lucky guy.) “Hai! We’re smug A-list hotties wearing green, and…

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Is ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood dating someone new?

ByDarren O

Just when you think you have Teen Mom Amber Portwood figured out she goes behind all our backs and dates a new man! That’s right, according to sources with Radar Amber has moved on from cage fightin’ Clinton Yunker to a new man AND managed to keep it a secret. Find out the deets about the new man in Amber’s life and the glitzy date they reportedly went on with Amber’s old cellmate Carol Thomas!

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VIDEO PHOTO – Drunk Paz de la Huerta flashes boob and falls at Golden Globes after party

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night wild girl Paz de la Huerta partied a little too hard last night at a Golden Globes after-party. Her HBO show Boardwalk Empire won big that night with best drama series and best actor for Steve Buscemi, but the young starlet (, drank so much that she could barely walk, fell down, and…

Skins co-creator Bryan Elsley explains how regular teens help write the show

ByStarcasm Staff

Skins, a US adaptation of the provocatively-raw-yet-sweet UK show about hot young things trying to have a little fun and learn how to love while they find their way in the world, is so fresh and authentic because it is partially written by real teenagers. US Skins‘ (which premieres tonight @ 10/9 c on MTV)…

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PHOTOS The Bachelor’s Britt Billmaier bikini photos from Tempe12

ByAsa Hawks

Although Brittany (Britt) Billmaier said on last week’s episode of The Bachelor that she is a bit on the shy side, these super sexy bikini photos seem to suggest otherwise! Keep reading and see if Britt doesn’t clear up any question in your mind that she would be a nice catch for any eligible bachelor, including Brad Womack! And as a bonus, read up on her gymnastic prowess while a student at Stanford!

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Top 25 Currently Pregnant Celebrities PHOTOS and BIOS

ByAsa Hawks

Apparently it isn’t just the future stars of MTV reality shows having unprotected sex! The baby boom bonanza in Hollywood is out of control as we seem to hear about a new expecting celeb about every 12 hours or so. To help you keep track of all these buns in the ovens I’ve compiled a list of the Top 25 Pregnant Celebrities that includes photos and a little background info on the expecting moms and baby daddies as well as how the pregnancies were announced.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry kissing her new boyfriend Jordan

ByAsa Hawks

The Teen Momarazzi have invaded Pennsylvania! Photographers captured Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry out and about with co-worker and rumored new boyfriend Jordan as they shopped for diapers and threw a party celebrating Kailyn’s son Isaac’s first birthday earlier today. Kailyn (or Kail as she likes to be called) was not afraid to unleash some serious public displays of affection as she and her new man got rather intimate for the cameras.

PHOTOS Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s humble new home

ByDarren O

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is a fascinating young man. At the age of 24 he has amassed billions of dollars but has remained low key to say the least. The film that focused on his life story, “The Social Network” was the big winner at the Golden Globes last night and this success is due in large part to the enigmatic young man who launched a new social revolution.

In keeping with his M.O. Zuckerburg has moved into a new home that by any billionaire’s standards would seem extremely humble. See photos and info for the new digs that Mark calls home.

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Does Kelsey Grammer like being treated like a woman in the boudior?

ByDarren O

On the “heels” of cross-dressing rumors started by Camille Grammer a new report from Radar sources close to Kelsey Grammer have stated that, “He was into, let’s just say, having women treat him like a woman in terms of what was done in the bedroom.”

Read on for the salacious deets and further reported exploits from the Frazier star including long ago leaked photos that were too hardcore for the tabloids.

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VIDEO Lacrosse halftime show features a lap dance contest

ByDarren O

At Saturday night’s home opener for the Boston Blazers, a professional lacrosse team, the halftime festivities included a sexually supercharged promotion. Three ladies in heels and short skirts lined up and took turns performing lap dances on the team’s mascot Scorch in a too hot for the jumbotron adult contest. What!?!

Yes, there is video and yes there were many children in attendence.

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara 2011 Golden Globes red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara put the “golden globes” in the 2011 Golden Globes in a bosomtacular red gown that is nothing short of jaw-dropping. Sadly, we don’t have any aerial shots of the dress, but that’s OK. We’re happy to settle for what we got, which is a full-length photo of Sofia Vergara in all of her sensual Colombian glory complete with her infamously contagious warm smile.

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PHOTO – Halle Berry flashes thigh at 2011 68th Golden Globes

ByStarcasm Staff

Halle Berry showed up at the 68th Annual Golden Globes in a black short Nina Ricci dress with a bustier top which flashes quite a bit of leg. Halle is up against the formidable Natalie Portman for best actress in a drama for her performance in Frankie and Alice. This 44-year-old actress has some gams…

PHOTOS Maria Menounos on the 2011 Golden Globe Awards red carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Starcasm favorite Maria Menounos once again stole the show on the red carpet, this time leaving the fashion competition at the 2011 Golden Globes behind by wearing a form-fitting and Golden-Globe-squishing plunging V-neck pink gown. Keep reading for lots of M. M. glory as well as a very unfortunate photobomb by an unknown woman with a very unfortunate countenance!

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PHOTOS – Who is Christian Bale’s wife Sandra Sibi Blazic

ByStarcasm Staff

Christian Bale won a Golden Globe tonight for his role in The Fighter, and he thanked his lovely wife. But who is she? Bale married the Chicago native with a Serbian background, Sandra “Sibi” Blazic, on January 29, 2000. They have one child together, 5-year-old daughter Emmaline. Although Sandra, who goes by “Sibi,” has a…

VIDEO Ricky Gervais kicks off Golden Globes by trashing The Tourist, Mel Gibson, Hugh Hefner and certain Scientoligists

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the absolutely brutal opening comedy routine by host Ricky Gervais at the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards in which he trashes the film The Tourist repeatedly before moving on to other rabid attacks including insinuating Tom Cruise and John Travolta are gay, references to the appearance of Hugh Hefner’s nether region and Mel Gibson’s antisemitism !

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PHOTOS – 2011 68th Golden Globes red carpet – Olivia Wilde in brown Marchesa ballgown

ByStarcasm Staff

Olivia Wilde arrived at the 68th Annual Golden Globes ceremony in a chocolate brown Marchesa princess gown with sparkly embellishments and tulle for miles. It’s the kind of dress little girls dream about. I know you’re like me and want to take a closer look at those “sparkly embellishments” right?!? What is that? Sequins? Little…

PHOTOS – Young Kim Zolciak on the reality show Are You Hot?

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak was a wig connoisseur and reality-show veteran long before she was the gold-digger-turned-bisexual-turned-cougar-novelty-pop-star we know and love today. Two years ago Dlisted found footage (alas, already taken down) of a 24-year-old Kim in 2003 when she was on the show Are You Hot? (inspired by Hot or Not website)….

Listen to the real speech from The King’s Speech
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Listen to the real speech from The King’s Speech

ByStarcasm Staff

Colin Firth’s portrayal of the stammering England’s King George VI in The King’s Speech is not-to-be-missed performance this movie season. Firth, who displayed a wealth of emotional depth and subtlety, got so into his character as the ambivalent and frustrated king that he continued to stutter weeks after filming ended. The King’s Speech is an…

VIDEOS PHOTOS Miss America 2011 Teresa Scanlan Miss Nebraska

ByAsa Hawks

Last night at the Planet Hollywood casino-resort in Las Vegas Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan became the youngest woman to ever win the Miss America crown at the tender age of just 17! She is also the first representative from the Cornhusker State to bring home the title in the pageant’s 90 year history. Keep reading for lots of videos and photos of the lovely Teresa, who plans on getting a law degree and pursuing a career in politics.

PHOTO Kim Kardashian tweets unbelievable bikini photo

ByAsa Hawks

It seems I may have been more serious than I thought when I suggested in my previous Kim Kardashian post featuring the lovely reality starlet on the red carpet at the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards that I was considering becoming the world’s first Kim Kardashianologist. I was planning on moving on to some other well-deserving celebrity headline when I got blind-sided by this bikini photo tweeted by Kim Thursday with the caption “Photo shoot time! @JasonofBH jewels and red lips! #2sexy2tweet?”

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp back together?

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans stated on Facebook yesterday yesterday that she and boyfriend Kieffer Delp had called it quits, but the couple was spotted together out and about in Wilmington earlier today looking quite happy together! Whuh?!? I think we have our new Speidi! I dub them “Jenieffer.” Keep reading for the photos!

PHOTO Britney Spears “Hold It Against Me” wallpaper

ByStarcasm Staff

Britney Spears fans got their first taste of the pop singer’s much-anticipated 2011 album release when the single “Hold It Against Me” was released on the internet last week, but for those fans wanting some Britney visuals to go along with their audio here is a sexy super-high-resolution wallpaper image of Brit taken from the same photo shoot as the picture on the cover art for the “Hold It Against Me” single!

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VIDEO – Rachel Thevenard, Daniel Flaherty, and Camille Cresencia-Mills defend MTV’s “dangerous” US Skins show

ByStarcasm Staff

According to preliminary reports the MTV’s US version of the UK teen drama Skins is just as raunchy, debauched, and gritty as the original. Unlike other teen dramas that gloss over issues like drugs, sex, mental illness, and the complicated ties of human relationships with superficial representations, Skins succeeds in presenting these issues with a…

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PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump and GIGGY at the NBC TCA Press Tour party

ByAsa Hawks

NBC Universal held its annual Winter TCA Press Tour All-Star Party in Pasadena last night and tons of stars showed up including such notables as Paris Hilton, Jenna Fischer, Kathy Bates, the Fonz and Tori Spelling. But, no star shined as bright as the new break-out star from Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… GIGGY THE POM! Keep reading for photos of Giggy and his sugar momma Lisa Vanderpump lighting up the red carpet!

PHOTOS: Christina Hendricks in Playboy from 1999 shooters ad

ByDarren O

Do you recognize the gal wearing the blond wig in this 1999 ad featured in Playboy for shooters? Maybe the wig throws you off but I bet there is something about those ta-tas that seem familiar. That’s right! That is none other than “Mad Men’s” ambassador of curves Christina Hendricks.

Check out both full images tweeted by the men’s magazine and try to avoid a clown and a tanned clown while you’re at it. It’s time to party like its 1999 ya’ll!

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PHOTOS Snooki’s new look at book signing in Brick, New Jersey

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was almost unrecognizable without her pouf and sporting a different make-up style while signing copies of her new book, A Shore Thing, at the Barnes and Noble book store in Brick, New Jersey earlier today. Keep reading for more photos including Snooki’s new man, Jionni LaValle!

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PHOTO Kanye West’s $180,000 Tiret watch

ByAsa Hawks

Custom watch maker Tiret of New York has unveiled their most recent custom timepiece created for Kanye West with his portrait on the dial created out of gold and diamonds. Kanye reportedly paid $180,000 for the timepiece, which is $70,000 less than what Usher paid for his Tiret wristwatch late last year. Keep reading to see both Kanye’s and Usher’s ballin’ wrist bling!

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RHBH Why did Cedric Martinez move out of Lisa Vanderpump’s house?

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE: Click here to read more detailed information about why Cedric left, and the blackmail that followed. On the premiere season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we were introduced to Lisa Vanderpump’s houseguest Cedric Martinez, who has been living with Lisa and her husband Ken for about a year; and has been receiving different…

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PHOTO First look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man

ByAsa Hawks

Andrew Garfield was reportedly in tears the first time he tried on his Spider-Man costume for the upcoming reboot of the comic book classic. Now, thanks to the folks at Columbia Pictures, we can all shed a little tear seeing Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man in this high-resolution still from the film – the first official photo of Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker’s super-hero alter ego!

Dire Straits “Money For Nothing” banned in Canada for gay slur

ByDarren O

The Canadian Broadcast Standards Council has decided after 25+ years that a gay slur in the classic Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing” now makes the song unsuitable for broadcasting in its unedited form. Read on for further deets including the original music video, songwriter Mark Knopfler’s thoughts on the f-word in question and the full lyrics for the tune. Man this ain’t working!

Bonus: Find out the music superstar, who has been in the news recently for his sexual exploits, that co-wrote and sang backing vocals on the song!

PHOTO Jenelle Evans’ father Robert Evans didn’t even know she was on Teen Mom 2, or a mom at all!
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PHOTO Jenelle Evans’ father Robert Evans didn’t even know she was on Teen Mom 2, or a mom at all!

ByAsa Hawks

Jenelle Evans made her explosive debut on the series premiere of Teen Mom 2 Tuesday night, but the shock of seeing Jenelle’s combustible relationship with mom Barbara Evans is nothing compared to the shock felt by Jenelle’s dad Robert Evans, who just recently found out Jenelle is a mom! Keep reading to find out how he found out!

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Golden-voiced Ted Williams seeks rehab for alcohol after fight with daughter Jenay

ByStarcasm Staff

Golden-voiced former homeless man Ted Williams has had a smorgasbord of “golden” opportunities to use his amazing talent as a radio announcer since a video of him demonstrating his gift went viral. Even Oprah extended a job offer, but all the jobs, money, support, and success isn’t exactly what Ted Williams needs right now, because…

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PHOTOS Spring Breakers’ Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tattoo on his face

ByAsa Hawks

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream tattoos on our face! Or at least rapper Gucci Mane did before Atlanta tattoo artist Shane Willoughby gave him what he wanted with a massive three-scoop ice cream cone tattoo on the right side of his mug! Keep reading for photos of the ice cream facial during the process and after it was finished!

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Kelsey Grammer in cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles

ByDarren O

Camille Grammer hasn’t held back very much in the heated divorce with her famous Hollywood husband Kelsey Grammer. The latest shot to the bow in her one-sided war of words came on the Howard Stern show as she insinuated that Kelsey might be a cross-dresser.

Hear what she said and then see multiple videos and images from the cross-dressing musical La Cage aux Folles starring Kelsey that she uses as an example.

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Andre Agassi auctions a peek at nude cell pic of wife Steffi Graf for charity

ByDarren O

Tennis legend Andre Agassi was in Taiwan for a charity event / fund raiser. In a burst of sudden insane inspiration he offered a peek at his wife Steffi Graf in the buff via a pic saved on his cell phone. The price was $4,000 and a middle-aged man was more than willing to fork over the cash for a peek at some candid Graf.

Check out the video and decide for yourself if Andre’s move was a wonderful gesture for charity or a total bonehead husband decision.

PHOTO: Audrina Patridge dazzles on cover of FHM Australia

ByStarcasm Staff

I know they photoshop and airbrush these men’s magazine covers. I already knew from previous “research” that Audrina Patridge might be the hottest woman in a bikini alive right now. Despite all of this, the latest cover of FHM Australia still boggles my mind!

Check out the full high-res image of Miss Patridge setting FHM’s cover on string bikini fire!

VIDEO: Grizzlies vs. Bobcats game with less than 1,000 fans

ByDarren O

What do you get when you mix a bad team, a major storm, and the BCS title game? Less than 1,000 fans in attendance for the Bobcats game in Charlotte last night. See a great video uploaded on YouTube by one of the die hards in attendance as you hear the home team victory announcement followed by an awkward silence while viewing thousands and thousands of empty seats.

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PHOTOS RHONY’s Cindy Barshop at Sonja Morgan’s Burlesque party

ByAsa Hawks

More photos from The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Sonja Morgan’s “Show Me Your Best Burlesque” party held at The Empire Hotel on Saturday. This installment features the latest addition to the cast – vuh-jazzling spa mogul Cindy Barshop – wearing a sexy, all-black rock ‘n’ roll inspired look sure to leave you longing for the new season to begin RIGHT NOW!

PHOTO: Owen Wilson’s future baby momma Jade Duell

ByDarren O

Owen Wilson made a surprising announcement to People that he was expecting a baby very soon with mystery girlfriend Jade Duell. Wilson’s camp has been very protective of the couple’s relationship but according to sources and a little piecing together of the facts it looks like the woman you see on the bicycle is the mystery momma-to-be.

Read on for two large high-res images, the deets and the sources that would certainly make it seem like this is Owen Wilson’s girl!

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Julianne Hough: Too hot for CMT but cool enough for Bieber shades

ByDarren O

Check out Julianne Hough’s funny tweet out to Justin Bieber. All you need is a funny pose, a cheap pair of shades and the love of Ryan Seacrest and you too could be tweetin’ the Biebs!

Bonus Find out the 80’s classic movie that Hough is set to star in that sent this blogger into a balloon kickin’, tractor chicken challengin’ rage!

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The Bachelor spoilers: Is Brad Womack engaged to final pick?

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE – It looks like Reality Steve was wrong about the below information. CLICK HERE to find out more! If  you’ve been on the internet or read a tabloid or entertainment magazine recently, you know who Brad Womack picked during his second shot on The Bachelor (thanks to Reality Steve.) He’s been telling the press…

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PHOTO – The Bachelor’s Brad Womack & 15 contestants film Red Cross PSA

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight on ABC’s The Bachelor, Brad Womack goes on one-on-one dates with two special ladies. One date includes a private Train concert and pampering at a Beverly Hills hotel. The other date goes to a carnival! Spoilers (from Reality Steve are invisible. Highlight with your cursor to read: (Ashley Herbert goes on the carnival date….

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PHOTO Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp arrive for court date

ByAsa Hawks

Reality star Jenelle Evans celebrated the series premiere of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 a day early by attending a scheduled court date at the Brunswick County courthouse in Bolivia, North Carolina with her boyfriend Kieffer Delp. The two were arrested in October for breaking and entering, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia and were scheduled to appear in court today, but when they arrived they were informed that all Brunswick County government offices were closed due to the winter storm moving through the area.

Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere
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Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere

ByDarren O

Check out our 10 favorite quotes from the premiere episode for season 2 of You’re Cut Off in addition to photos of the new crop of pampered princesses. For example:

“I know I’m not stupid. My high school GPA was like two-point-something but I’m not a handyman.”

Bonus You can also watch the entire first episode here before its televised premiere tonight that includes one queen bee who doesn’t even make it through the first day!

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VIDEO The Bachelor’s Michelle Money in the movie ‘Midway to Heaven’

ByAsa Hawks

It seems that vampire Madison Garton isn’t the only contestant on The Bachelor with an acting background! Check out this movie trailer for the film Midway To Heaven starring the aspiring Mrs. Brad Womack, 30-year-old Michelle Money! (Includes some great screen caps, including Michelle’s character’s online dating profile!)

American Pickers' Danielle Colby Cushman photo taken by her father Kevin Colby
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American Pickers’ Danielle Cushman autographed photos taken by her dad!

ByAsa Hawks

Are you a fan of the burlesque dancin’, roller derbyin’, tattoo-lovin’, fashion designin’ alternabilly filly and office manager extraordinaire Danielle Colby Cushman from The History Channel’s popular reality series American Pickers? Do you have and empty space on your bedroom wall, your mantle, or the inside of your locker? Would you be willing to do very little to help Danielle out and fill those voids at the same time? Then hop on over to Etsy and buy yourself an autographed picture of Danielle Cushman taken by her dad, Kevin Colby, who is selling them for $20 each to help out with medical expenses stemming from Leukemia.

Keep reading for Danielle’s intro to her father the photographer and a link to buy your own personalized Danielle picture!

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner YouTube videos (5 total)

ByAsa Hawks

Watch five (and possibly a sixth) videos uploaded to YouTube by Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner to a YouTube account under the name Classitup10. These text-only videos seem to suggest exactly what you would expect, that Jared was a mentally unstable man who took politics very seriously.