Beginning later this year the Jersey Shore mantra GTL will stand for Gorgonzola, Tuscany and Leonardo as America’s favorite group of hedonistic Guidos and Guidettes head to their homeland for the fourth season of their hit reality series. That’s right – Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww, Pauly D, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny and Deena will be packing their bags and headed to Italy!
MTV made the announcement earlier today as programming vice president Chris Linn used a lot of big words which basically said the network hopes the show’s millions of viewers will respond by saying, “That is effed up! Oh Hell yeah I’m watchin’ that!” (Which was exactly my reaction!) Here’s what he actually said:
“While the stateside “Jersey Shore” locales have become iconic for our audience it’s really the constantly evolving dynamic amongst the cast that keeps them coming back each season, and Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us. The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can’t wait to see what erupts as a result.”
I’m not certain about this, but I believe that according to the bylaws of the United Natons, this act can be construed as an act of war against Italy. Dropping the cast of Jersey Shore on a foreign country is just plain biological warfare folks! That being said, it’s just Italy right? *&%@ ’em! Let’s get this party started! I want to see Snooki taking a drunken leak in the Trevi Fountain! AMERICUH, #%@& YEAH!
Another wonderfully blasphemous Italian Jersey Shore mash-up is in order!
I wonder what the Vatican is going to say?