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Tabloid covers for the week of February 27, 2012 – Whitney Houston memorials

As you might imagine, this week’s tabloids are all about the tragic passing of Whitney Houston with the singer making the cover of every major tabloid is some capacity this week with the exception of OK! and Reality Weekly. Other cover headline grabbers this week include lots of Kim Kardashian, Angelina and Brad, Teen Mom Leah Messer, and Lisa Vander-rump?

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PHOTOS Bruce Jenner reminded he was awesomest dude on the planet at retro Wheaties box unveiling

Long before Bruce Jenner was a stretch-faced reality show prop begging for money to buy remote control helicopters and getting his colon scoped on national television, he was a bigger-than-life hero to just about every little boy in America. His heroic status was cemented by his iconic appearance on the front of a Wheaties box later that year and many more after that. Now Wheaties is honoring Bruce as well as fellow Olympian Mary Lou Retton and boxer Mohammad Ali with three retro boxes unveiled at a ceremony earlier today. Keep reading to see Bruce and Mary Lou at the event and relive your boyhood dreams with numerous images of the original Bruce Jenner Wheaties boxes!

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Rumer Willis discusses mom Demi Moore’s recovery

Demi Moore’s family has kept things close to the vest since the actress was hospitalized. Her daughter Rumer Willis opened up for the first time about it to a German news outlet while overseas promoting a Thomas Sabo jewelry event. See what Rumer had to say and why it lends credence to the reports that the actress is in rehab.

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Kandi Burruss mug shot photo

Could it be that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss is trying to catch up with co-star Marlo Hampton’s rather extensive and much-publicized criminal history? Check out this mug shot photo of the former Xscape singer and Grammy winning songwriter from Chicago last night where Kandi was scheduled to appear for the launch of her Kandi Koated Nights package at the Hard Rock Cafe!

All 5 Official Videos from Kate Upton’s 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue

As difficult as it was I told management that I would take the hit and do this post featuring all five official videos provided by Sports Illustrated of cover girl Kate Upton rolling in the deep in tiny bikinis and talking about stuff. Things you’ll learn about Kate; she’s a goofy dancer, she can probably make her melons clap, bad music must accompany all bikini videos and it’s really fun to watch Upton in not much at all.

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SWAMP PEOPLE How much does a gator sell for? 2011 alligator price chart for Season 3

The Season 3 premiere of Swamp People revealed that alligator prices sky rocketed in 2011, creating a gold rush of sorts in the swamps of Louisianna. Find out just how much the prices increased with our foot-by-foot alligator pricing chart, and see our estimates of what some of the stars will be binging in if they’re able to fill all of their tags. Who knows, maybe all the thrills and the $$$ will have you thinking about buying a boat, some hooks, and a bunch of rotten chicken and trying your luck with a new summer job!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2 S2 E12 After Show and bonus footage break down: Leah says divorce was a result of foolish pride

This week’s After Show starts with the girls reflecting on what it’s like to look back at the last year of their life. Personally, I think I’d need a bucket and a corner man if I had to watch a video recap of my life each year. That can’t be easy man! Anywho, Leah gets very real and reflective about the whirlwind that was the divorce, Kailyn looks back at her hook-up with Jo and what that meant to her and Jordan, Jenelle discusses rehab and what it was like to see her mom so openly overjoyed to see her return home and Chelsea talks Adam and lets the slightest bit of hope in that she’ll one day get past him.

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PHOTOS, VIDEO – Justin Bieber signs Carly Rae Jepsen to his record label Schoolboy Records

How can you not love Justin Bieber? When he’s not spending Valentine’s day with critically ill fans, he’s helping other girls fulfill their dreams by signing them to his record label. At least he did that with up-and-coming Canadian singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepson. Justin made the announcement Feburary 14 that he and manager Scooter Braun were siging Carly to their label Schoolboy Records.

How did Carly get The Biebs revved up enough to give her this amazing opportunity?

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans continues to cough blood, makes multiple trips to the hospital

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has had a bad month. In addition to all the legal drama surrounding her falling out with former roommate Hannah Inman, she has had a terrible time of it health-wise. After being diagnosed with strep throat and mono, she had to go in last week for a tonsillectomy. Last night she was back in the hospital after she began coughing up blood, and returned home late last night only to begin coughing up blood again a few hours later. Jenelle expressed her frustration on Facebook and even posted a rather gruesome photo of what her latest coughing fits had produced.

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Former Bachelor contestant Samantha Levey unleashes on Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajnik

It’s been easy for those of us watching The Bachelor at home to see the dark side of contestant Courtney Robertson, the brunette model who has essentially stripped her way to the heart (and other body parts) of Ben Flajnik this season. But what was it like for the other ladies in the house? Was it really as bad as it looks on television? Judging from ousted bachelorette Samantha Levey‘s commentary on the recent episodes, the answer is a resounding “hell yes!” Keep reading for all of her recent “Oh Snap!” moments, including my favorite: “Who knew Lane Bryant makes rompers for wh0res?” Meowww!

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Meet Lisa Hochstein, former Playboy model and Real Housewives of Miami’s newest cast member

The last time Bravo went to the former Playboy model well they found pure gold with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer, and now the network hopes the bunny lightning will strike twice with Playboy alum Lisa Hochstein, the newest cast member on The Real Housewives of Miami! But an extensive modeling portfolio isn’t the only thing this 29-year-old buxom blonde bombshell brings to the table, she also has a rather famous Bravolebrity husband! Keep reading to find out who he is and see lots and lots and lots of Lisa.

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The truth about Valentine’s Day: A dark, brutal history

Valentine’s Day as we know it now is very bittersweet: Sweet if you’ve got a generous crush/love and/or lots of friends to shower you with gifts, cards, emails, tweets, flowers, and candy, until you’re swimming in red and pink colored flattery. It’s also sweet if you’re a pop star who spends Valentine’s Day with a dying fan.

But it’s also very bitter, for those who think it’s just another cynical holiday meant to sell candy and cards, and of course, if you’re not linked up to anyone romantically during this time, it just seems like everyone who is is just rubbing it in your face. That girl at work that keeps getting flowers delivered. That kid at school with ALL the candygrams. Your best friend/sister/mortal enemy and her reservations at the poshest spot in town with her fiance (who’s in finance, looks like George Clooney, and loves puppies.) Really, it’s kind of sadistic when you think about it.

So, how did this wretched/wonderful holiday come about? It turns out the history of Valentine’s day is even more brutal than finding an empty Valentine’s cubby in elementary school.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 70’s stache

While for some, Valentine’s Day is this big ol’ bunch of happy love crap for the rest of us it’s time to be left alone with our Little Debbie boxes and Netflix. For those who find themselves pining for love on this annual reminder of loneliness rest easy because Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 70’s stache is here to save you. What power does cupid’s little bow hold over the unstoppable force that is Jean Claude’s righteous facial hair? Go ahead cherub, draw back your tiny bow because Van Stache is ready to grasp that arrow and snap it in half with the forces of all that is kick ass in the world!

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VIDEO Wendy Williams gets emotional discussing fellow Jersey girl Whitney Houston, addiction

Wendy Williams keeps it real and that usually results in some hilarious and memorable day time TV. On Monday, however, the host got extremely emotional when she addressed the passing of fellow Jersey girl Whitney Houston and the trappings of addiction. See Wendy’s emotional plea for those watching to “call out” those whom they know that suffer from addiction to drugs and alcohol and why she related so much to the late singer.

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VIDEO I don’t think Selena will mind Justin Bieber’s new valentine: Meet Mrs. Bieber

Young Avalanna Routh has a very rare form of brain cancer called Atypical Teratoid Rhabdoid Tumors. In an effort to cheer her up during a particularly harsh round of chemotherapy last year friends and family threw her a “wedding” in which she received a t-shirt that read, “The Future Mrs. Bieber.” About a week ago her babysitter and her sister set up a Facebook and Twitter page in hopes of getting the attention of Bieber’s camp with the goal of getting Avalanna to meet her hero. The hard work paid off as Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun took notice and flew the Routh family to New York City for some quality time with the Biebs. See 2 adorable photos, read Justin’s tweets on how inspired he was by the visit and see a local video report.

Kate Upton 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover leaked

The world was supposed to find out which lucky model would be gracing the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue during tonight’s episode of The Late Show With David Letterman, but thanks to a careless mistake by a magazine distributor in Michigan, a cell phone camera, and the power of the internet, the cat Kate is out of the bag! Keep reading to see 19-year-old American model Kate Upton wearing a string bikini that is 95% string and only 5% bikini!

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian asscends an escalator. AKA “Moonrise Over Los Angeles”

Kim Kardashian’s star may be falling, but her most glorious asset is on the rise thanks to a Sherman Oaks escalator! The reality starlet had just completed a workout at the gym when she was snapped by the badonkarazzi in the midst of this tide-altering display of gravity-defying heavenly bodiness. Plus, Kim was seen this weekend being very chummy with a famous ex! And no, her and Kris Humphries’ isn’t over as quick as their marriage!

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PHOTOS Sophia Grace and Rosie walk the Grammys red carpet

Last night’s Grammy Awards featured hundreds of elegantly clad superstars in designer clothing as music industry royalty graced the red carpet in designer gowns and over-the-top costumery. But, the belles of the ball were unquestionably viral video mavens Sophia grace and Rosie, who brought their indomitable good spirits to the event packaged in froo froo pink skirts and shimmering gold tops with “ellen” proudly spelled out across the front. Keep reading for photos and to watch Sophia’s amazing Youtube video performing Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” that went viral last October and landed these two British girls on ellen and eventually the Grammy Awards!

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Jenelle Evans harassment case continued until March 19 because the state had no witness

Jenelle Evans and her attorney Dustin Sullivan were in court today to face charges of communicating threats, harassing phone call, and violating a protective order against her former roommate Hannah Inman, but the case was continued due to a mix up on the date on the subpoena. Sullivan tells us the case will be heard again on March 19.

In Vogue Adele says ex that inspired her heartbreaking hit records “deserves a little credit,” she’s done being a “bitter witch”

For a long time 6-time Grammy winner Adele felt like the ex who broke her heart and raked it over the coals didn’t deserve one iota of credit for her massive success she’s gained from mining her heartbreak to create beautiful songs.

But now, she tells Vogue, she thinks he deserves at least a “little” credit for providing the inspiration that helped her become a Grammy-winning worldwide music titan.

But now, she tells Vogue, she thinks he deserves at least a “little” credit for providing the inspiration that helped her become a Grammy-winning worldwide music titan.

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VIDEO Willie Nelson overshadows Coldplay with their own song during Grammys

Last night’s Grammys was a seriously star laden affair with veterans Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, and a reunited Beach Boys joining the likes of newcomers Adele and Taylor Swift. With all of these mega-names British band Coldplay got somewhat lost in the shadows and to make matters worse were topped by a commercial that followed their performance. See the great Chipotle ad featuring Willie Nelson singing Coldplay’s song “The Scientist” and find out why the British rockers shouldn’t feel bad about it at all.

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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee catches some rays, wears unironic cut off shirt

In “weird, I never really thought about that” news, it turns out that folks tattooed from head to toe like to tan too! Or at least that the case with Jesse James’ infamous mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee who spent Saturday afternoon poolside at her West Palm Beach, Florida hotel catching some rays before donning over-sized boxing gloves and a “WH0RE” cut-off tank top to compete in the Damon Feldman Pillow Fight Championship. (Celebrity mistressing is a tough career choice y’all!)

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VIDEO Mother induces labor so that dying father can hold his daughter

Sometimes stories come around that are so life affirming they demand to be posted. Such is the case with the Aulger family from Texas. Diane Aulger was around two weeks away from her expected delivery date when she and her husband, Mark Aulger, made a hard decision that there was no time to wait. You see, Mark Aulger had been told that he only had days to live and he wanted to see and hold his baby girl. Read on for the beautiful story of this family and how 45 minutes can last forever.

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REPORT: Whitney Houston’s family told she died from prescription drugs, not drowning

As the music community gathered last night for the Grammys and celebrated the life of Whitney Houston more details have emerged on the late singer’s passing. According to sources, Houston’s family has been notified that she did not die of drowning, but rather from what appears to be a toxic mix of prescription pills including Xanax and alcohol.

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Farrah Abraham, Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry discuss Teen Mom on Anderson

Anderson Cooper threw down with a little Teen Mom mixer as he invited OMG (Original Mom Gangsta) Farrah Abraham and two stars of the second coming, Teen Mom 2, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska, to discuss the show that has changed the TV landscape as well as their own personal lives forever. Get the girl’s reactions to some poignant questions from Anderson including him wondering how they would feel if their child ended up in the same young and pregnant situation.

Remembering Whitney Houston: 1991 Super Bowl National Anthem, “Memories” by Material, and astonishing “vocals only” “How Will I Know”

After the shock of Whitney Houston’s untimely death, Starcasm looks back at a pair of obscure but titanic early performances, as well as the one performance that may well be her lasting legacy to greatness. Fortunately, we’ll always have the music…

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Georgia Mall “WELCOMES WALKERS” to celebrate Walking Dead premiere?

We’re not quite sure what the Milledgeville Mall in Middle Georgia had planned for AMC’s mid-season Walking Dead premiere, but part of their festivities involved opening their doors wide for the most controversial customer base this side of People of Wal-Mart.

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VIDEO Emotional Bobby Brown performs with New Edition after Whitney Houston’s death

Bobby Brown was on tour with New Edition when he received word that his ex-wife Whitney Houston had died. Just a few hours later he went on stage with the group at at the Landers Center in Southaven, Mississippi and struggled through ten songs with the group. Watch a clip of one of the songs recorded by an audience member in the front row.

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PHOTOS Nicki Minaj arrives with the Pope at the Grammys

The Grammy Awards is famous for some of the most outrageous fashion statements of the year as music’s best use the red carpet to show off their eccentric tastes. (Remember Lady Gaga arriving in an egg?) This year the jaw-droppingest eyebrow raiser of the evening was rapper Nicki Minaj who arrived in a lucious Little Red Riding Hood look hand in hand with the Pope!

PHOTOS Who wore a King costume to the Grammys? Zamora, Venezuelan new age pianist

As the fashion critics dissect the best and worst dressed from the 2012 Grammy Awards there will be little debate over who the King of the red carpet was! The crown goes to Venezuelan new age pianist Zamora, who arrived dressed the part in a king costume complete with crown, cape and scepter! Find out all about Zamora, including why he was at the Grammys! (Yes, he was nominated!)

Adele’s heartbreakingly beautiful “blues” are rooted in a troubled childhood with an alcoholic, absent father

Adele is set to sweep the Grammy Awards tonight with her soulful songs about heartbreak. She based both of her heart-rattling albums 19 and ” target=”_blank”>21 on relationships gone wrong, but it turns out her difficult childhood must have also been a source for her emotionally stirring performances.

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How did Whitney Houston die?

Singer Whitney Houston is dead at age 48, her rep told the Associated Press.

From Beverly Hills Police Lieutenant Mark Rosen: “I can confirm that Whitney Houston was pronounced dead at 3:55 p.m. at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. We received a call at 3:43 p.m. from hotel security and Beverly Hills Fire and police responded minutes later. It’s unclear who notified hotel staff because she has quite an entourage here at the hotel. We attempted to resuscitate her, to no avail.”

Keep reading for for more details.

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Grammys Whitney Houston tribute to feature Jennifer Hudson and Chaka Khan

The Grammy production team has reportedly been trying to put together a tribute to the late Whitney Houston to be included in Sunday night’s telecast, and according to multiple sources, it will feature a “respectful musical tribute” by Jennifer Hudson and Chaka Khan. Keep reading for a statement about the tribute from Grammy executive producer Ken Erhlich and watch a video clip of Jennifer Hudson’s powerful rendition of “I Will Always Love You” during the 2010 BET Awards tribute to Whitney Houston.

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EXCLUSIVE! 16 & Pregnant’s Ashley Salazar and baby’s father Justin Lane talk about dating again; shoot down rumors

Ashley Salazar, who recently released a very honest, well-written book accounting her decision to give up her baby for adoption to her aunt and uncle, and had the experience documented on MTV’s 16 & Pregnant, is now dating her baby’s father again!

Ashley was kind enough to speak to us about the new development in her life. Read what she has to say here!

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North Carolina Dad upgrades daughter’s laptop . . . with his gun

When Tommy Jordan found a letter on his daughter’s Facebook page addressed “To My Parents”, he decided to read it. But he wasn’t very happy with what he found. Nope. Not happy at all. Take a look at the full video of Tommy’s response to Hannah’s letter and watch what he decided to do with her laptop. Hint: it involves a gun.

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PHOTOS Katy Perry wears over-sized flower hat to MusiCares gala

Katy Perry seems to be back to her fun fashionable self after a lengthy period of joyful fashion mourning since her split from husband Russell Brand back in December. The 27-year-old singer wore an elegant flapper-esque dress and gigantic pink floral hat to the 2012 MusiCares Person Of the Year Gala in honor of Paul McCartney last night. Keep reading for the photos and find out what Katy had to say about what we can expect from her performance at the Grammys Sunday night!

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Jay-Z and Beyonce release first Blue Ivy photos

Beyonce and husband Jay-Z gave the world a pleasant surprise earlier today when they published a Tumblr blog dedicated to their newborn daughter Blue Ivy Carter and shared five amazing photos of little girl Blue alone and with her parents. Keep reading to see all five photos (with links to the high-resolution originals) as well as the hand-written note that accompanied them!

***WARNING*** Serious Awwwwwww potential!

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How do you get a Bering Sea gold mining claim? Can anyone do it?

Discovery Channel’s hit new reality series Bering Sea Gold follows several dredge crews just off the coast of Nome, Alaska. After only a couple episodes it seems pretty clear that some of these folks don’t really have much experience (to put it nicely). Actually, most of the stars of the show admit to being newbies, and most of the dredges seem like crazy, thrown-together mousetraps of old car parts bolted to floats. So, you have to wonder . . . can just anyone throw a VW engine on a raft, don a wet suit, and start sucking up gold? Well, the answer is yes . . . and no.

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PHOTOS Aubrey O’Day shows off red hair and cleavage at Grammy event

Singer Aubrey O’Day transformed herself into Auburn O’Dayum! at the TRANS4M i.am.angel Grammy event last night as she showed off her red hair and just about every inch of her buxomness in an almost not up to the task mini-dress. Plus, see a photo of Aubrey posing with Real Housewives of Atlanta star, and fellow Celebrity Apprentice contestant, NeNe Leakes at Mr. Chow! (That name again is Mr. Chow!) (Obscure Simpsons reference there)

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Kris Jenner shills for sexual arousal oils that ‘keep the monotony out of monogamy’

As if we needed further proof that the Kardashian clan will endorse and attempt to make money off of anything… Now we have momma Kris Jenner signed on as the official spokesluber for Zestra, a brand of arousal oils that vows to “help women get in the mood and ready for romance in minutes.” That’s right ladies, if it’s late and you roll over and Bruce Jenner is giving you those hungry eyes you now have a go-to that is backed by the full faith and credit of the Kardashian empire! Read Kris’ full endorsement of the product that keeps her and Bruce’s love life, “feeling amazing” with the Zestra Rush™ so you too can fully understand how to keep “up” with the Kardashians.

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Coco defends nude photo with infant nephew on Twitter

No stranger to pushing the envelope on what is appropriate and inappropriate (or pushing the envelope on what bras and jeans can withstand), Ice T’s uber endowed wife Coco seemed to go waaaay too far this week when she posted a photo of herself in the bed nude with her infant nephew. Find out what she had to say about why she posted the photo and why she still thinks there was nothing wrong with it.

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Hannah Inman drops restraining order against Jenelle Evans and moves away from Duffy; Jenelle responds to adoption rumors

Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle Evans, currently recovering from tonsil surgery, has been no stranger to the legal system in the past, but it’s quickly coming to public light that her two recent arrests in January really were as bogus and unsubstantiated as her camp claimed!

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VIDEO Adele goes ‘Rolling in the Deep’ a cappella for post-surgery 60 Minutes debut

Adele is ready to return to total domination Sunday night as she’s slated as the opening performer for the Grammys. In a preview clip for a pre-show appearance to air on 60 Minutes the “Someone Like You” singer let it loose for Anderson Cooper with an a capella version of her biggest hit “Rolling In the Deep.” Just give her the Grammys after this video whammy!

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My Strange Addiction season 3 premiere features man in a sexual relationship with car

My Strange Addiction is returning Sunday night with the season 3 premiere and from all indication it’s getting stranger than ever. The first episode will focus on 27-year-old Nathaniel and his love affair turned sexual relationship with his 1998 Chevy Monte Carlo named Chase. See a full preview in which he breaks down his car love to his dad and a clip from Anderson in which we’re introduced to Chase’s predecessor Dylan, a toy convertible Corvette.

VIDEOS Dog survives heroic rescue, then bites anchor woman in the face

The day after being rescued from icy waters by a heroic diver from a Denver fire departement, 85-pound Argentine mastiff Gladiator Maximus (Max) went on 9News Wednesday morning where the feel-good story took a bad turn after anchor Kyle Dyer leaned in a little too close and Max bit her on the face. Keep reading for the shocking video (Not graphic at all) and find out how Dyer and Max are doing.

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Game Of Thrones Season 2 photos of Brienne, Davos the Onion Knight, Melisandre, and more!

On April 1st HBO’s critically acclaimed (and enormously popular) fantasy series Game of Thrones returns for its second season of back stabbing and front stabbing as a slew of new characters are added to the elaborate chess match based on George R. R. Martin’s A Song Of Ice And Fire series of books. Keep reading for 17 character photos from Season 2 released by HBO earlier today, including the first clear looks at Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth, Liam Cunningham as Davos, and Carice van Houten as Melisandre!

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So much for my brilliant Blue Ivy Carter™ party pacifier idea…

Arguably the most celebrated celebrity baby since the invention of the internets will soon have its name trademarked by momma and daddy. Yeppers, Blue Ivy Carter™ will soon be the trademark property of Jay-Z and Beyonce so that the struggling couple trying to make ends meet (I Keed… 99 Problems etc…) can later use it for a future line of baby cosmetics, diaper bags, baby strollers and other wonderful must have toddler accessories. Find out why this is common celeb practice and how one very lucky store owner is unaware of the goldmine they’re sitting on!

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Leah Messer deletes Facebook page, all but abandons Twitter account after “cheating” episode

In this week’s 90-minute episode of Teen Mom 2 an emotional Leah Messer revealed to her husband Corey Simms that she slept with her ex Robbie Kidd a week before their wedding. As you might imagine, fans responded with an outpouring of tweets and Facebook comments, most of which were condemning Leah for her actions (although there were a large number of fans showing their support as well). As a result of the outpouring of negativity, Leah asked that her official Facebook fan page be disabled and will only be using her verified Twitter account on Tuesdays and for major announcements. Keep reading for Leah’s statements regarding the changes.

VIDEO Stranger danger training helps save 7-year-old from Walmart abduction

On Wednesday morning 7-year-old Brittney Baxter was grabbed by an adult male in the toy aisle of the Bremen, Georgia Walmart. Thankfully young Brittney remembered her stranger danger training from school and did what she was taught to do and her actions prevented her abduction. See the scary clip, what Brittney did to get herself out of the dangerous situation, then get the criminal history of the man accused of the crime and a detailed list of tips for children K-5 on what to do in case of a possible abduction.

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The Pauly D Project to premiere March 29 on MTV, features Britney Spears, 50 Cent, and more

MTV undoubtedly captured lightning in a bottle with the charismatic crew of its smash reality series Jersey Shore, and now they’re hoping one of the show’s most beloved cast members will be able to continue that success on his own as the network announces The Pauly D Project will premiere March 29, right after the revamped Punk’d. Keep reading for all the details, including the big celebrity names lined up to appear on the first season!

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PHOTOS Lindsay Lohan attends 2012 amfAR New York Gala

As a celebrity blog we are contractually obligated to do some sort of Lindsay Lohan post once a month, and since the troubled starlet has somehow managed to avoid making headlines with another arrest, posing nude in a magazine, helping to kill Osama Bin Laden, revealing secret love affairs with Heath Ledger, having serious issues with her teeth, or getting into yet another scuffle with her mom or dad, this month’s update is merely a visual check-in as Lindsay posed for photos on the red carpet at the 2012 amfAR Gala in New York City last night.

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Katy Perry signs off on smiley face divorce settlement from Russell Brand

While the split of Kris “sad boxes” Humphries and Kim Kardashian is taking a turn for the worse stars Katy Perry and Russell Brand are showing how this difficult emotional time can be handled with humility, grace and smiley faces 🙂 Perry and Brand have reached an official settlement in their divorce as is indicated by court documents we obtained. When you sign off with a smiley face and your ex-husband seeks no spousal support even though he had every right to pursue that avenue I think you have a great opportunity to remain friends in the future. How refreshing!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans on The Soup with Joel McHale

Forget all the tabloids and the talk shows and the celebrity blogs – you haven’t really hit the big time until Joel McHale makes fun of you on The Soup! So let me be the first to congratulate Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, whose post-court appearance breakdown with ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp earned the scorn of mockery master McHale on Wednesday night’s episode! KEep reading for both the online version as well as the version that actually aired on TV.

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VIDEO The Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson autotuned with Ben Flajnik for “I Got The Rose”

If you’re one of the millions of people tuning in every Monday night to watch winemaker Ben Flajnik look for love on ABC’s The Bachelor, then you are probably one of the millions who want to blow a hole in their TVs with a shotgun every time model Courtney Robertson starts one of her snooty rants about all the ways she is edgier, awesomer, and less prude than the other ladies in the house. If this is the case for you, then I absolutely guarantee there is at least one video of Courtney that won’t have you loading ammunition and it comes thanks to the hard work of a fan and the magic of autotune!

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Tabloid covers for the week of February 20, 2012

Last week’s tabloid covers were dominated by Demi Moore’s troubles, but this week Demi takes a back seat on all but one publication (The National Enquirer) and is replaced as the main cover story by a diverse cast of tabloid-worthy staples like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, Khloe Kasrdashian, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans and The Bachelor Ben Flajnik with [SPOILER ALERT] rumored fiance Courtney Robertson.

Lady Gaga announces Born This Way Ball tour dates, reveals poster and stage set design sketch

Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Tour was one of the most elaborate, entertaining, and successful concert tours in the history of our planet. LG announced earlier this week the follow up to the Monster Ball would be called (appropriately enough) the Born This Way Ball, and today she shared the first 11 dates on the tour! Keep reading for the dates as well as the official tour poster and a sketch of the elaborate stage set!

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Spare Parts: A dedication to the moms of Teen Mom 2

Last night’s penultimate episode of Teen Mom 2 was an hour and a half roller coaster of emotions and learning the hard way via the school of hard knocks. We’ve admittedly got a soft spot for our girls and find ourselves pulling for them to break through the very real problems they face and to better themselves for the future of their children. As the curtain closed and we saw Leah overcome with the reality of her impending divorce, I was reminded of a song called “Spare Parts” and thought I’d share it. It’s a reminder that even in these moments in time where each turn seems like a bad one there’s grace, strength, conviction and love to be found.