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Anna Nicole Smith’s deadly drug struggle revisited in Lifetime biopic

ByStarcasm Staff

Anna Nicole Smith’s wild and unbelievable life story will be revisited tonight with the Lifetime move Anna Nicole, directed by American Psycho director Mary Harron. It’s based mostly on facts that emerged from Anna Nicole’s Supreme Court case detailed in a New York Magazine article called “Paw Paw and Lady Love.”

The Playboy Playmate’s life was driven by a thirst for attention, fame, money, and anything else that could get her high: food, sex, pills, alcohol.

PHOTO CBS releases ‘Rules of Under the Dome’ graphic

ByAsa Hawks

After their new Stephen King based series Under the Dome premiered to a whopping 13.54 million viewers Sunday night, CBS has tried to help clear up a little bit of the mystery surrounding the town-engulfing supernatural fish tank with a graphic titled “Rules of Under the Dome.” Don’t worry, their are no spoilers — though perhaps there are a couple spoilery hints. 🙂

Kenya Moore eviction details: Landlord files motion claiming Kenya defaulted on the lease at least 15 times
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Kenya Moore eviction details: Landlord files motion claiming Kenya defaulted on the lease at least 15 times

ByAsa Hawks

Kenya Moore’s landlord Conya Dillon Weems has filed a motion for a expedited hearing in her eviction case based on numerous allegations, including that Moore defaulted on her lease more than 15 times, Weems has suffered financial and emotional distress due to the delay, and that “as a reality TV personality, [Kenya Moore] has utilized this Court and the media to intentionally and knowingly delay execution of a Writ of Possession in an attempt to avoid public humiliation for her irresponsible financial behavior.” Keep reading for a bullet point synopsis of the claims (including how much Kenya was paying — albeit delayed — for rent, as well as the amount Kenya said her annual salary was when she signed the lease!)

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VIDEO Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4

ByLindsay

On Wednesday night, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards hosted a charity David Lerner Fashion Show at her Beverly Hills boutique, Kyle By Alene Too, to raise money for the Children’s Hospital of LA. During the event, she and rumored new ‘wives Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia chatted with TooFab about “hypothetically” joining the show.

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VIDEO Cher says Tom Cruise was a top 5 top gun lover

ByDarren O

If Cher could turn back time one of the things she might do is bed Tom Cruise again! The diva appeared on Watch What Happens Live last night and revealed to host Andy Cohen that ol’ Maverick was certainly a top gun. Cher and Cruise were an item back in the 80’s and Cher did some serious sharing about how much she enjoyed Cruise’s close company.

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PHOTO Sesame Street’s Bert & Ernie New Yorker cover after Supreme Court gay marriage rulings

ByAsa Hawks

It seems the landmark rulings by the Supreme Court on two separate gay marriage cases Wednesday is having implications everywhere — even on Sesame Street! The New Yorker revealed the cover for it’s next issue earlier today and it features muppets Bert and Ernie seemingly cuddling on the couch and watching coverage of the rulings on TV.

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Cynthia Bailey to undergo surgery for mystery illness

ByLindsay

Cynthia Bailey may be looking like perfection, but deep down she’s holding a dark secret about her health. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is suffering from what seems to be a life-threatening illness and although she can’t disclose what it is, she’s opening up about what steps she will be taking to ensure she gets through it.

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PHOTO Season 4 premiere date for Duck Dynasty revealed, Alan Robertson with a beard!

ByDarren O

It’s almost duck season again! The Robertsons of Duck Dynasty will be returning with the 4th season of the most popular reality show on cable. See the clever way the news was announced, find out the premiere date and see new addition Alan Robertson, who’s already famous for not having a beard, with a beard.

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Selena Gomez hangs with Austin Mahone at Disneyland

ByLindsay

Selena Gomez may have finally moved on from Justin Bieber. Just days after it was reported that Justin has been secretly dating a married woman, Selena has stepped out with Austin Mahone. On Wednesday night, the pair was spotted enjoying a late night visit to Disneyland with a few of Selena’s girl friends.

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Alec Baldwin has homophobic Twitter meltdown after wife accused of tweeting during Gandolfini funeral

ByDarren O

Alec Baldwin unleashed a gay-bashing Twitter assault after a report was posted claiming his wife tweeted during the funeral service of James Gandolfini. See a censored version of the since deleted tweets, his wife Hilaria’s explanation as well as a comment from the actor’s rep who Baldwin had claimed he fired during his meltdown.

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VIDEO Kimmel shows some Beliebers love Bieber no matter what

ByDarren O

During Jimmy Kimmel’s most recent edition of “Lie Witness News,” he sent a fake lady reporter out to Justin Bieber’s show at the Staples Center and asked fans what they thought about some fake and preposterous news stories to see what they would say. The result: Some Beliebers will defend Bieber to the end!

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Kristen Bell proposes to Dax Shepard on Twitter following DOMA announcement

ByLindsay

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are ecstatic about the news that the U.S. Supreme Court has repealed DOMA (The Defense of Marriage Act).. The news broke yesterday and right away the Veronica Mars actress took to Twitter and proposed to her baby daddy in celebration.

Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” music video is based on her real life

ByStarcasm Staff

Miley Cyrus’ party-inspired music video “We Can’t Stop” broke a Vevo record by being viewed over 10 million times in a 24-hour-period. It’s fun, laid-back pop song, and the images in the video are quirkily insane. There’s even a french fry sculpture! What’s not to love?

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Shaun White lands record deal with his band, Bad Things… Hear their first single!

ByEmily

Olympic gold medalist Shaun White is famous for landing complicated tricks on his snowboard. One less known fact is that Shaun is also skilled at earning perfect scores with record companies: His band, Bad Things, is scheduled to release its first album later this year with the help of Warner Bros. Records. Listen to their first single!

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REPORT Courteney Cox is dating her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt

ByLindsay

Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt were first linked in 2010, but finally, it looks like they have gone public. The two were recently seen acting like “boyfriend and girlfriend” during dinner in West Hollywood and sources say that’s because they are. Brian has even hit it off with Courteney’s daughter.

James Woods’ 20-year-old girlfriend charged with felony drug possession

ByDarren O

66-year-old Academy Award nominated actor James Woods has been seen out and about recently with 20-year-old Kristen Bauguess. The two have flirted openly on Twitter and Woods took Bauguess to the New York premiere of one of his latest films, White House Down. The pair was also spotted at The Grove in West Hollywood. The two have quite an age gap but what’s really making headlines is the recent run-in with the law the young brunette had in Chatham County, Georgia.

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PHOTOS The Brand UR announces Farrah Abraham anti-bullying tank top

ByAsa Hawks

The anti-bullying clothing brand first made famous by Honey Boo Boo has just added former Teen Mom and current adult film star Farrah Abraham as the latest addition to their line of celibriTEEs. The Brand UR made the announcement Wednesday night on Facebook, writing “Introducing our newest celebriTEE per her personal request, Farrah Abraham!” Keep reading to check out the shirt and read the full announcement from The Brand UR!

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Jenelle Evans’ boyfriend Nathan responds to gay rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Jenelle Evans’ new boyfriend Nathan Griffith responds to recent rumors he is gay after a couple photos surfaced on the Twitter account of a gay Las Vegas bathhouse with a lengthy statement that includes, “My family is religious and I’m not trying to be a hater but God burned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Um sodomy is against my religion sorry to disappoint you.” See the photos that sparked the rumors (SFW) and read Nathan’s response in its entirety.

How fake is Naked and Afraid?

ByStarcasm Staff

Each week on Discovery’s new buzzed about show Naked and Afraid, two people are left in a jungle together for 21 days without food, water, or clothes. They are allowed one personal item, and are told to fend for themselves. The Daily Mail reveals that with last week’s participates Kim Shelton and Shane Lewis not everything is as it seems. (Shocker for a reality show, right?) Just how fake is Naked and Afraid?

PHOTOS Agnes Bruckner as Anna Nicole Smith in Lifetime biopic

ByAsa Hawks

Lifetime continues its string of celebrity biopics this Saturday with the premiere of their original film Anna Nicole, which tells the tragic story of model and actress Anna Nicole Smith. As you would imagine, playing the part of one of the most voluptuous women of the last 20 years is quite the challenge, especially for Agnes Bruckner, who landed the role. The 27-year-old actress certainly possesses the beauty and the acting skills, but as lots of women (and men) know, merely acting like your B-cup breasts are Double Ds just isn’t enough.

Pictures of North West, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are brilliantly spoofed
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Pictures of North West, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are brilliantly spoofed

ByEmily

With a multimillion dollar tabloid deal hanging in the balance, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian won’t release a single Instagrammed photo of North until every offer is on the table. Until that point, the deprived public will just have to subsist on these spoof images from parody photographer, Alison Jackson.

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VIDEO Paula Deen backtracks from N-word testimony on Today, didn’t know it was offensive

ByDarren O

Paula Deen appeared on Today this morning for her first public interview since the fallout from a deposition revealing that she had used the N-word. See the full emotional clip as Deen explains “I is was at I is,” how she’s unsure if the N-word is offensive to African-Americans and who she blames for her recent public image hit.

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UPDATE Aaron Hernandez has been charged with murder

ByDarren O

Aaron Hernandez was arrested and taken away from his home in handcuffs this morning after an acquaintance of the NFL star tight end was found dead near his home. It took less than 2 hours for the New England Patriots to make a move as they have decided to drop Hernandez from their roster completely. Find out what sources think the charges will be against Hernandez and the Patriot’s official statement on why they let Hernandez go after signing him to a 5-year, $40 million contract last summer.

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Miley Cyrus talks about being just like her buddy Snoop Lion, getting high and forgetting her name

ByLindsay

Miley Cyrus appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and her interview was very, let’s say, interesting. While Miley hasn’t exactly made her marijuana use a secret in the past, she opened up and got candid during last night’s interview.

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Chris Brown charged with hit and run, he responds on Twitter with a photo and statement

ByLindsay

Chris Brown has just been charged with a hit and run in his recent fender bender in Beverly Hills. According to reports, Chris allegedly gave the driver of the vehicle he hit incorrect identification as well as false insurance information. Now that he’s been charged, Chris could be found guilty of a probation violation and thrown behind bars.

Mom hopes horrific home invasion footage will result in capture of criminal

ByDarren O

Last week a Millburn, New Jersey mom was put in the hospital after a man invaded her home and viciously beat her in front of her motionless 3-year-old daughter. The brutal crime was caught on a recently installed nanny cam and the family, along with area police have released the video in hopes of catching the criminal.

Update on Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt 20 years later (John Wayne used his reattached penis to do porn, and bed 70 women)

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s been 20 years since Lorena Bobbitt lopped off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt’s business in a fit of rage and then drove off and chucked it in a field. At the time the media was obsessed with this story, and the “Bobbitt” jokes flowed incessantly. How are Lorena and John Wayne doing now?

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Rita Ora steps out in prison stripe pantsuit; gushes about her new boyfriend

ByStarcasm Staff

Rita Ora had some interesting fashion choices in London these past few days. Monday she made a really bold choice in a Stella McCartney pantsuit that may be recycled from an old Paris Hilton prisoner Halloween costume. She shared this pic of herself on Instagram out on the town: Her cat’s eye sunglasses and red…

Johnny Depp owns a life-size replica of the Elephant Man's skeleton

Johnny Depp has a life-size Elephant Man skeleton replica in his office

ByAsa Hawks

For his recent cover story interview with Rolling Stone, Johnny Depp invited writer Brian Hiatt into his office at his Los Angeles based production company, Infinitum Nihil. As the two sat in the office they faced a set of double doors that opened into what Hiatt described as “a sort of museum” with all sorts of memorabilia from Johnny Depp’s rather extensive and eccentric oeuvre. Oh, and life-size replica of the Elephant Man’s skeleton.

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Amanda Bynes tweets that Drake is airbrushed to “look like he doesn’t have down syndrome”

ByAsa Hawks

Amanda Bynes’ on-again, off-again love/hate Twitter romance with singer Drake is apparently off again as she has recanted her earlier tweets recanting her earlier tweets that Drake is ugly. (Confused? That probably means you’re sane.) Today Amanda returned to her infamous “tweet ‘n’ delete” ways with more derogatory comments about Drake’s appearance, this time tweeting a photo of Drake from a red carpet event and writing “they airbrushed @drake to make his eyes look like he doesn’t have down syndrome.” Keep reading for the rest of Amanda’s bitter Twitter anti-Drake tirade, all of which has since been deleted of course.

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Scottie Pippen puts man in hospital who allegedly spit on his daughter

ByDarren O

Photos circulated earlier of a dude being taken off in a neck brace via ambulance after he was said to have had a run-in with retired NBA star Scottie Pippen. Speculation ran rampant as to what this man might have said or done, and if he deserved the beat-down he received. If the latest reports are accurate, the man had it coming and then some.

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Brandi Glanville angry that John Kerwin’s angry she kept quiet about STD on their date

ByAsa Hawks

Talk show host John Kerwin went on a date with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville back in December, and with the help of a lot of alcohol things reportedly got very heated very quickly. Recently a friend of Kerwin’s read Brandi’s book Drinking & Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders (in which she revealed she has HPV) and the talk show host has launched an all-out Twitter assault on Brandi for not telling him that night! Needless to say, Brandi is none too pleased about all of this.

‘We Support Paula Deen’ Facebook page already has nearly 400,000 likes

ByDarren O

The firing, or better said refusal to extend the contract, of Paula Deen by the Food Network, after it was revealed via court testimony that the southern-fried cook admitted to using the N-word, has launched a virtual army of supporters. A Facebook page entitled “We Support Paula Deen” was created on June 21 (Friday) and it already has nearly 400,000 likes! Read what some of Paula’s many backers have had to say and let us know what you think about Deen’s current situation.

Another Storage Wars star is preparing to depart after the fourth season
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Another Storage Wars star is preparing to depart after the fourth season

ByEmily

In recent seasons, Storage Wars has quietly shuffled in and out some bidders, presumably to find a fitting replacement for Dave Hester. But, new reports claim even more shuffling has gone on behind the scenes — and an actual fan favorite prepares to move on.

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SPOILER Get Cassie’s real identity from tonight’s Catfish Season 2 premiere

ByDarren O

Get your rod, reel and tackle ready. Season 2 of MTV’s critically acclaimed show Catfish is premiering tonight and they’ve provided us a 10 minute preview as if we weren’t amped enough already. In addition, this preview provided us enough clues to do our own Schulmanhunting and we’ve discovered the full identity of Episode 1’s Cassie. Even though her social media provides serious clues to what happened we kept that out of this post. But still, this is chock full o’ spoilage so stay away if ya wanna go into tonight’s premiere without the knowledge of who Cassie is and the links to her Twitter, Facebook and YouTube accounts!