With a multimillion dollar tabloid deal hanging in the balance, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian won’t release a single Instagrammed photo of North until every offer is on the table. Until that point, the deprived public will just have to subsist on these spoof images from parody photographer, Alison Jackson.
“We can now reveal the world’s first ever pictures of the wee nipper, who is adapting fast to her luxury lifestyle,” her website jokingly teases. “Celebrity photographer Jackson was even present at the birth – along with a camera crew who were filming every contraction. So as well as pictures of North West peeking through shutter sunglasses, wearing an astonishing amount of bling, and being breast fed by… her father, we can semi-exclusively reveal a photo of Kim and Kanye’s baby just minutes after she was born.”
Alison explores every little detail of North’s first few days. From listening to her dad’s much (which she hates) to sporting shutter-style sunglasses for the first time, no crucial milestone is overlooked.
In spite of reports that Kanye refuses to change North’s diaper, Alison believes he is a very hands-on type of father.
Alison even goes back in time to shoot an intimate portrait of the still-pregnant Kim.
Although the Kardashian-West clan was a divergence for Alison, who typically spoofs the British royals, we think she was spot on with her pictures of North West’s first days!