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VIDEO Hilarious Storage Wars Season 3 trailer “Summer Lockbuster”

ByAsa Hawks

Storage Wars is the most popular television series in the history of A&E and the network has shown their appreciation with a Hollywood blockbuster style trailer for the show’s third season, set to premiere June 5th at 10pm/9c. The trailer features cast members Barry Weiss, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester and dynamic duo Brandi Passante and Jarrod Schulz as mercenaries competing for “stuff” with the aid of guns, explosions, a flame thrower, and… a monkey? Keep reading to watch the trailer and check out the two greatest Storage Wars animated gifs of all time!

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Teen Mom’s Ryan Edwards and girlfriend Dalis Connell break up

ByAsa Hawks

After nearly a year of seemingly blissful dating, Teen Mom Maci Bookout’s ex Ryan Edwards and his girlfriend Dalis Connell have split up. The announcement was made by both Dalis and Ryan on Twitter Sunday, with Ryan proudly announcing, “Well I’m single and ready to mingle ;)” Keep reading for all of the pleasantly undramatic details and find out what else happened to Dalis this weekend that will surely make this Mother’s Day weekend one she hopes to forget.

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NBC’s “The New Normal” preview video clips and photos with NeNe Leakes

ByAsa Hawks

Glee co-creator Ryan Murphy’s sitcom The New Normal has been picked up by NBC and this weekend the network posted some preview video clips and photos for the show, set to premiere this fall. The show is about a gay couple (played by Justin Bartha and Andrew Rannells) who elect to have a child via a surrogate (played by Georgia King) with a supporting cast that includes Ellen Barkin and… NeNe Leakes?!? Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!

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PHOTOS Halle Berry’s curly hair extensions at 2012 EIF Revlon Run/Walk

ByAsa Hawks

Actress Halle Berry showed off her new long, curly hair at the 19th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk in Los Angeles on Saturday, marking the hairdo’s first appearance at an official event. Keep reading to check out the fun new ‘do and let us know what you think about Halle leaving her short hairs behind!

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Whitney Houston’s family gets Lifetime reality show “The Houston Chronicles”

ByAsa Hawks

Lifetime Networks announced yesterday that members of Whitney Houston’s family have signed on for ten episodes of The Houston Chronicles, a reality series documenting how they cope with dealing with the passing of Whitney, who drowned in a hotel tub on February 11. “The tragic loss of Whitney Houston left a void in the hearts of people all over the world, but certainly none more so than her beloved family,” says Rob Sharenow, Executive Vice President, Programming, of Lifetime Networks. “In this series, the multi-generations of the Houston family will bravely reveal their lives as they bond together to heal, love, and grow.” Keep reading for the details, including the full, official press release from Lifetime.

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PHOTOS Snooki Wild Cherry Soda by Rocket Fizz

ByAsa Hawks

Are you such a big Snooki fan that you’ve found yourself saying out loud, “Ooooooo, I could just drink her up!” Well, now you can thanks to Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops. I introduce to you: “Snooki Wild Cherry Soda!” (To be honest, I’m rather surprised Snooki was the first Jersey Shore cast member to come out with her own soda pop – Sammi Sweetheart Gian-Cola seemed like a natural!) Keep reading for the sketchy deets on Snooki’s drank, as well as her new novel due out Tuesday!

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PHOTO Trace Cyrus gets elaborate Native American tattoo on his head

ByAsa Hawks

It seems Miley’s brother Trace Cyrus is running out of un-tatted real estate! The ink-loving singer added to his extensive collection of skin art with a rather large and intricate tattoo of a Native American on the left side of his head. He shared a photo yesterday along with the tweet, “Got my head tatted today! Excuse all the ink on my face. And yes this hurt!!!” Keep reading for Trace’s new scalp as well as photos of the rest of his tattoos as well as his pop’s tat tributes to Native Americans.

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PHOTOS Cast of Storage Wars at A&E 2012 Upfront in New York City

ByAsa Hawks

The Big Apple was transformed into the Big Yuuuuupple Thursday night as the entire cast of the A&E blockbuster reality series Storage Wars were in attendance at the network’s 2012 Upfront presentation held at Lincoln Center. Keep reading for all the great red carpet photos of Barry Weiss, Brandi Passante, Jarrod Schultz, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester, and auctioneers Dan and Laura Dotson!

Asian woman beating baby in viral Youtube video arrested a year ago, currently in prison

ByAsa Hawks

A brutal and horrific video featuring a young Asian woman beating and torturing an infant child laying on a bed went viral on Facebook and Twitter Wednesday evening as a swell of outraged viewers demanded that the identity of the woman in the clip be revealed and she be punished for her heinous crimes. As it turns out, the video is close to a year old and the woman in the clip is currently behind bars after being arrested in Petaling Jaya, Malaysia last May. Keep reading for more details and a link to the Youtube clip for those of you wanting to see it first hand.

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Official hi-res Teen Wolf Season 2 cast photos of Scott, Allison, Stiles and more

ByAsa Hawks

In Teen Wolf, MTV looks to have found something it has desperately been looking for for some time – a successful scripted series. The ratings for the show’s inaugural season were very strong, ending with more than 2.1 million viewers for the finale. The second season is set to kick off just after the 2012 MTV Movie Awards on June 3, and to help tide you over until then, here are some wallpaper-quality photos of the cast as well as the trailer for Teen Wolf’s sophomore season!

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TLC to air two more episodes of “Virgin Diaries” in 2012

ByAsa Hawks

It’s amazing that 15 seconds of cringe-worthy affection could spawn a reality television franchise, but that seems to be exactly the case with TLC’s Virgin Diaries. The network aired their first one-hour VD special in December of 2011 and it featured a wedding of dualing virgins who had never even kissed when they were pronounced husband and wife. What happened after the preacher said “you may kiss the bride” single-handedly reduced the mononucleosis rate in America by 36 percent. Now TLC has officially announced it will air two more Virgin Diaries specials this summer. Keep reading for the official press release and to relive that infamous moment when everyone realized the art of kissing is not instinctive.

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New old mug shot photo of tanorexic mom Patricia Krentcil from April 2012 arrest

ByAsa Hawks

Patricia Krentcil, the infamously leather-faced 44-year-old “tanorexic” New Jersey mom who was arrested last week for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning salon and allowing her to use a tanning bed, is apparently no stranger to the police booking camera! Due to her extensive time lounging in the pop culture tanning bed known as “the media spotlight,” another Patricia Krentcil mug shot photo has been uncovered from waaaaaay back in April 24, 2012!

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Wines By Wives launch party with Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Orange County stars Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Barney hosted a launch party for their Wines By Wives club last night at at The Lexington in Hollywood, California. The red carpet event not only featured the blonde matriarchs of Bravolebridom, but a number of other celebrities showing their support for V&T’s business and charity venture. Keep reading for photos and videos as well as an explanation of Wines By Wives and how it works.

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Jersey Shore’s Sammi and Ronnie are back together!

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro are on again, off again more than a Seaside Heights nightclub strobe light! But, I think everyone thought their last split was for good. But, with filming of Season 6 set to begin shortly, the two have magically found love again as Sammi announced this weekend they are currently dating!

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Jenelle Evans responds to nude photos leaked by Kieffer Delp

ByAsa Hawks

Last night Radar Online published nude photos of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans taken before and just after her breast augmentation surgery on Wednesday, May 2. It was speculated that Jenelle’s ex Kieffer Delp may have been the one who provided the photos and that was confirmed by Jenelle and her boyfriend Gary Head on Twitter today. Keep reading for the rest of what Jenelle, Gary, and Kieffer had to say about the photos, including Jenelle’s explanation for how how it happened.

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PHOTOS Beyonce’s revealing look at Costume Institute Gala

ByAsa Hawks

People magazine’s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” Beyonce Knowles dropped jaws at the “Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations” Costume Institute Gala in New York City tonight, showing off her post-pregnancy body in a nude illusion black lace gown. Be sure to check it out because evryone’s going to be talking about this look tomorrow!

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PHOTOS Barry Weiss’ house in Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

Storage Wars star Barry Weiss is a charismatic and wonderfully humorous riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, to co-opt the words of Winston Churchill. The more you find out about Barry, the more mysteries there are! In our latest attempt to better understand the man behind the legend we attempted to track down exactly where it is that Barry Weiss calls home – a search that bore fruit. Too much fruit. Keep reading to see photos of what is reportedly Barry’s main residence, which is located in an affluent gated community in Los Angeles – across the street from Natalie Portman! Also, watch a hilarious Storage Wars outtake clip in which it is revealed that the house Barry parked at and said was his on the show, wasn’t his at all! Things get a little hairy when the real owner comes out and meets Barry at the front door.

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Briana Culberson pregnant, Vicki Gunvalson to be a grandmother

ByAsa Hawks

Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith continues to be the center of The Real Housewives of ORange County attention as it is being reported today that she is four months pregnant! The announcement comes just before Briana and husband Ryan Culberson are to have a lavish wedding ceremony in Santa Barbara to celebrate their October, 2011 elopement. Congrats to Briana and Ryan and Vicki!

Tessa Vanvlerah given 2 life terms for allowing rape of 5-month-old daughter by professor she met online

ByAsa Hawks

One of the most gruesome and revolting legal cases imaginable came to a close this week as a judge sentenced 22-year-old Tessa Vanvlerah of Saint Louis, Missouri to two consecutive life sentences after she plead guilty to allowing a man she met online to rape her at-the-time five-month-old daughter on more than one occasion. Keep reading for the despicable details, including the man’s lesser sentence as well as the shocking story of how Tessa allegedly got pregnant in the first place.

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PHOTOS Alex Sekella wants you to help choose her prom dress

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant Season 4 cast member (and reported future star of Teen Mom 3) Alex Sekella is taking full advantage of the exposure being on MTV has given her by asking fans to help with one of the most difficult decisions a young girl has to make: choosing a prom dress! Keep reading to see Alex in 13 different looks and vote for your favorites!

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VIDEO Scarlett Johansson reveals she is a huge Storage Wars fan on Jay Leno

ByAsa Hawks

“As I remember, you like bizarre television,” Jay says. “You fixate on shows,” he adds.

“Well yeah, there are certain shows that I do like,” Scarlett replies. “Now I’m more into Storage Wars, which I just love that show.” [The audience erupts with thunderous applause]

Yuuuuuuup! ScarJo is a Storage Wars fan! I don’t know about you, but I think I’m going to start referring to Scarlett as “The Wow Factor.”

Keep reading to watch the clip and find out Scarlett’s reasons for being a fan as well as her fascination with the upcoming Spike TV reality show Luggage Wars, which is similar to , only with unclaimed baggage auctions!

PHOTO Courtney Love being Courtney Love in New York City

ByAsa Hawks

Every so often we like to check in with the incomparable Courtney Love just to make sure she is fulfilling her role as Miss Hot Mess America. (Or should that be Hot Mess America?) Today we found the 47-year-old singer-songwriter, actress, Honorary Patronage recipient, journalist, and visual artist about to light up a cigarette while sporting a gray trench coat in the Lower East Side of New York City. Obviously her title is safe.

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans shows off new boobs, is dating Gary Head again

ByAsa Hawks

I’m beginning to seriously think that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is the only person on Earth that could pull off a 24/7 live feed reality show! Earlier this week she broke up with her infamous hoodied beau Kieffer Delp, in addition to having a boob job on Wednesday. Now she is back with her other ex-boyfriend Gary Head after he volunteered to come stay with her as she recovered from her breast augmentation surgery. Keep reading for the four of them together, appearing quite happy.

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PHOTO Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp break up again, Kieffer rips up his love poem

ByAsa Hawks

It seems all of our posts from April 27 are cursed! We reported earlier today that the famous “falling bear” from the viral photo had been killed after walking into traffic on a busy Colorado road, and now we have a second victim: Kieffer Delp’s love poem (and drawing) to Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans. Keep reading for the brutal photo of Kieffer’s poetic masterpiece torn into poetic master pieces and see a visual glimpse into the future from our resident Teen Mom psychic.

Black bear from viral falling bear photo killed after being hit by a car

ByAsa Hawks

Just a week after being immortalized in a midair photo by University of Colorado student Andy Duann, viral sensation “falling bear” took his non-human fearing bravado a little too far Thursday morning by walking out into the Denver-bound lanes of U.S. 36, where he was struck by a car and died. Keep reading for the sad details and listen to our tribute song to the late, great Bear Jordan.

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The Bachelor host Chris Harrison splits from wife Gwen Jones

ByAsa Hawks

40-year-old host of ABC’s The Bachelor and The Bachelorette Chris Harrison is reportedly a bachelor himself after splitting from his wife of 19 years, Gwen Jones. The split comes a little over two years after Rozlyn Papa famously accused Harrison of hitting on the wife of one of The Bachelor producers while filming in New Zealand. Could we possibly see Chris Harrison as The Bachelor in Season 17?!?

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REPORT Katie Yeager to be on Teen Mom 3

ByAsa Hawks

Earlier today it was revealed that 16 and Pregnant Season 4 cast members Alex Sekella and Mackenzie Douthit will be included in MTV’s third installment of the Teen Mom franchise, and now it appears that Katie Yeager will be joining them as a Teen Mom 3 cast member! Keep reading for the deets and the evidence.

VIDEO Mob Wives Chicago trailer featuring song “Playing for Keeps” by Elle King

ByAsa Hawks

VH1 announced in early March that they were planning on expanding their Mob Wives franchise into the Windy City, and now we have our first official visual for Mob Wives Chicago in the form of a 30-second preview trailer! Keep reading to watch the trailer, hear what the cast members had to say “behind the scenes” while filming it, and find out more about singer Elle King, whose song “Playing for Keeps” is used as the background music in the clip.

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REPORT Teen Mom 3 cast to include Alex Sekella and Mackenzie Douthit

ByAsa Hawks

It appears that we have half of the cast of the upcoming third installment of MTV’s Teen Mom franchise! An MTV source has confirmed with Radar Online that Alexandria Sekella and Mackenzie Douthit will be two of the girls featured on Teen Mom 3.

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Teresa Giudice paid $6,500 by In Touch for apology letters

ByAsa Hawks

In jaw-droppingly shocking reality star news, it turns out The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice may have been motivated by more than regret when she allowed tabloid In Touch to publish a series of apology letters from her to her fellow cast mates last week. The table-flipping, financially challenged New York Times best-selling author reportedly got paid $6,500 for the “I’m sorries,” confirming the suspicions and doubts of some of her cast mates who questioned the earnestness of Teresa’s apologies. Keep reading to find out the surprising source of the info!

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PHOTOS Will Mackenzie Douthit be on Teen Mom 3? Camera crew seen at her prom!

ByAsa Hawks

When I was compiling prom photos for the cast members of 16 and Pregnant Season 4 (see the post here) there were a couple photos I didn’t see. Keep reading to see two photos of Mackenzie Douthit (which have since vanished from the internet) in which a woman can clearly be seen in the background carrying camera equipment almost identical to that used by MTV! Hmmmmmm…

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Jessica Simpson gives birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like it has been forever, and looking at her belly it looks like it has been forever, but Jessica Simpson has finally given birth to her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson! Keep reading for the statement from Jessica and Eric which includes the weight and length of little Maxwell! (With the belly Jessica had, that had to be a big baby!)

Danielle Colby Cushman as Dannie Diesel on PinUp America magazine cover
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Danielle from American Pickers covers ‘Pin Up America’ magazine as Dannie Diesel

ByAsa Hawks

While other reality starlets wind up on the covers of tabloids caught in various scandals or victimized by close friends looking to make a fast buck by ratting them out, America Pickers star Danielle Colby Cushman finds herself on the cover of the current issue of Pin Up America on her own terms, or at least on the terms of Dannie Diesel, her burlesque dancing alter ego. Keep reading for the pinuptacular cover shot, a glimpse of her centerfold spread, and a video interview with Danielle by Pin Up America‘s Rachel Dee from the 2011 Muddyroots Music Festival!

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16 and Pregnant Season 4 cast prom photos

ByAsa Hawks

As the ground-breaking MTV documentary series 16 and Pregnant drills home in every episode, getting pregnant as a teenager means you are forced to miss out on a lot of memory-making activities such as partying with pals, cheerleading, cruising downtown on Friday night, and even prom – the most sacred of feminine high school events. Well, not necessarily! Keep reading for photos of some of the Season 4 cast members who rocked their respective high school dances as prom moms including Katie Yeager, Lindsey Harrison, Sarah Roberts, Mackenzie Douthit, and Sabrina Solares!

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Miss New Hampshire USA 2010 Nicole Houde arrested for attacking boyfriend

ByAsa Hawks

We here at starcasm are suckers for beauty pageant queen mug shot photos (mug shottenfreude?), and the newest addition to our ever-growing collection is 2010 Miss New Hampshire USA Nicole Houde, who was arrested last week for allegedly punching, kicking, scratching and biting her boyfriend Scott Nickerson after a dispute over allegations she had cheated on him. In Nicole’s defense, the alleged attack did occur after her boyfriend took her cell phone and refused to give it back. (It’s hard to imagine a jury without at least one member thinking her actions were justified!) Keep reading for her mug shot, a few more details about the arrest, and pictures of Nicole when she’s not getting booked!

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PHOTOS VIDEO 17-yr-old Shyanne gets married on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding

ByAsa Hawks

TLC’s My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, inspired by their hugely successful European-based Big Fat Gypsy Wedding series, premieres tonight with an episode featuring 17-year-old virgin Shyanne, who is marrying her 18-year-old fiance Michael after having met him only twice. As little as she knows about her betrothed, she knows even less about what to expect on her wedding night because in Romanichal Gypsy culture girls are purposefully kept in the dark about anything having to do with sex with the assumption the husband will teach her all she needs to know. Keep reading for a video preview and some photos of Shyanne in her lavish and abundantly diametered hoop wedding dress.

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Brandi Glanville returning for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as official “Housewife”

ByAsa Hawks

Get your laser pointers ready y’all because Brandi Glanville is coming back! Radar Online is reporting the super sexy sassy former model with no bra to hold her breasts and no ability to hold her tongue will be back for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 as an official “Housewife,” ditching the probationary “friend of the housewives” title she was given in her Season 2 debut.

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Judge orders Teen Mom Amber Portwood to pay rent for subsidized housing she didn’t qualify for

ByAsa Hawks

An Indiana judge has ordered Teen Mom star Amber Portwood to fork over $673 or face further legal action as a result of a lawsuit filed by her former landlords claiming she lied about her income to qualify for government subsidized housing. (Amber reportedly made $280,000 in 2010.)

PHOTOS VIDEO DJ Khaled’s tour bus catches fire, explodes prior to Grad Bash Orlando show

ByAsa Hawks

DJ Khaled and his crew were en route to their scheduled performance at 2012 Grad Bash in Orlando Friday night when their tour bus caught fire and then exploded. The 36-year-old rapper, radio personality, and President of Def Jam South shared a photo of the burning bus along with a tweet assuring his fans no one was hurt in the blaze. Keep reading for the picture as well as a guided tour of the bus by DJ Khaled back in 2010 with some interior and exterior photos of his luxurious ride – may it rest in peace.

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PHOTO Kieffer Delp’s love poem to Jenelle Evans

ByAsa Hawks

We reported earlier today that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is officially back together with her ex Kieffer Delp. The two exchanged a number of tweets and even posed for a photo together. But, just in case you thought these two were back together for any other reason, Jenelle offered up proof that the reconciliation is purely romantic in the form of a poem written (and drawn!) by the Delper himself! Keep reading for a photo of the poem as well as a transcription!

Bethenny Frankel “Skinnydipping” novel to be released May 1

ByAsa Hawks

Reality show star turned business mogul success story Bethenny Frankel is once again attempting to expand her empire, adding fiction author to her already extensive resume. Keep reading for all the details on Skinnydipping, Bethenny’s debut novel that appears to be loosely based on her own rise to stardom that began as a topless actress and ended on top of the world!

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VIDEO PHOTO John Ernest Cross arrested after forcing man to perform the moonwalk at gunpoint

ByAsa Hawks

30-year-old John Ernest Cross of Clark Fork, Idaho has been charged with felony assault after allegedly forcing another man to perform Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk dance move at gunpoint. Keep reading to see his mug shot as well as Bruce Willis’ spot-on pre-enactment of the crime from 1987’s Blind Date.

PHOTOS Julissa Bermudez and Adrienne Bailon in bikinis filming Empire Girls reality series

ByAsa Hawks

The Style Network announced last week they will be airing the “docu-series” Empire Girls: Julissa & Adrienne following the “glamorous lives of Julissa Bermudez (106 & Park) and Adrienne Bailon (The Cheetah Girls) — two of America’s sexiest up-and-coming Latina actresses.” The show is set to premiere Sunday, June 3rd and the gals are already hard at work on the beaches of Miami! Keep reading to see the gals in their beachy best, including Adrienne’s rather unconventional Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome one piece! (I think it comes with saddlebags!)

VIDEO PHOTOS Jessica Simpson’s elaborate Charlotte’s Web themed baby shower

ByAsa Hawks

Back on March 18 Jessica Simpson was the honored guest(s) at an elaborate Charlotte’s Web themed baby shower that included a hay bale gift repository, an organic ice cream cart, and elaborate electric signage. Keep reading for photos and a video clip of highlights from the shower, shared by Jessica on her website earlier today. (Celebrities should be required to have lotteries when they throw events like this so us normal folks could have at least a slim chance of attending!)

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Is Sarah Michelle Gellar pregnant again? Yep! Expecting baby #2 with hubby Freddie Prinze, Jr.

ByAsa Hawks

Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband Freddie Prinze, Jr. are expecting their second child. The couple married a few years after meeting on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer in 1997 and had their first daughter, Charlotte Grace, in 2009. Congrats to Sarah and Freddie, one of my favorite couples in Hollywood! (If it’s a boy, I think his name should be Freddie Prinze, Jr., Jr.)

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VIDEO Snooki & JWoww preview trailer

ByAsa Hawks

MTV had its annual Upfront Presentation at the Beacon Theatre in New York City today where they revealed a number of things about their upcoming programming like premiere dates, new reality and scripted show in the works, and “first look” previews, including the much-anticipated Jersey Shore spin-off, Snooki & JWoww! Keep reading to watch the preview clip and read the official MTV press release with lots of info on their upcoming schedule!

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian creates badonkadoptical illusion in houndstooth pants

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say M.C. Asscher? The now official number one reality star on the planet Kim Kardashian went over the top by putting a pair of intricate houndstooth patterned pants over her bottom and walking around New York City earlier today. Keep reading to see the mind-altering, dizzying display – but only if you’re not driving or operating heavy machinery!

TLC to air “Obese and Expecting” special, possible reality series

ByAsa Hawks

The Learning Channel continues its emphasis on the unconventional with a one-hour special titled Obese and Expecting airing on May 17. The documentary-style program will focus on four morbidly obese women hoping to overcome the health risks associated with being extremely overweight and pregnant as they struggle to become moms. Depending on how well the special is received, TLC may opt to turn it into a reality series as they did with Toddlers & Tiaras and Extreme Couponing. Airing after Obese and Expecting will be another one-hour potential backdoor pilot titled Birth Moms focusing on three mothers to be living in an adoption center. Keep reading for the full descriptions of both shows from TLC.

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Lindsay Lohan reportedly shows up late for Glee filming

ByAsa Hawks

Just as Lindsay Lohan seems to be getting her life and career back together by finally getting off of probation, hosting Saturday Night Live, and landing a role as Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime movie, she shows up late for taping of her guest appearance on Glee after reportedly being out late the night before! (Cue: slushie)

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans takes the cinnamon challenge

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has had her issues with substance abuse in the past, but after passing numerous drug tests while on probation for the last 12 months, most assumed she had remained clean. But, as this video recorded on April 5 proves, Jenelle has continued her old ways by abusing a new substance: cinnamon! Keep reading to watch her and two of her friends take the infamous “cinnamon challenge” in which they attempt to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon without drinking any water. (SPOILER: One of them is actually successful!)

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Ke$ha pees in the street, shares photo on Twitter

ByAsa Hawks

Ke$ha has taken the notion of leaking photos to a whole new level! The 25-year-old “Tik Tok” singer may have to consider re-recording the song as “Tinkle Tok” after she opted to take a pi$$ in the street yesterday, apparently because she was held up in traffic and couldn’t get to a restroom. Of course the notoriously trashy gal had to share the moment with her fans, tweeting a photo of herself in the act. Keep reading for Ke$ha’s Jersey Shore moment and learn more about her past urinary transgressions.

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E! signs 3-year deal with the Kardashians for reported $40 million

ByAsa Hawks

It seems E! doesn’t have the same commitment issues as Kim Kardashian because they have signed Kim and her family to three more years of their flagship reality series, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The deal is worth a reported $40 million and locks in cast regulars Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian Odom, Rob Kardashian, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Scott Disick, and of course little Mason. Keep reading for the details, including how the pay breaks down among the cast! (It’s world dominashian y’all!)

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Is Megan Fox pregnant? Yep! It’s confirmed!

ByAsa Hawks

So who’s ready for a little fox cub? E! News is confirming recent rumors that 25-year-old actress Megan Fox is pregnant! Star magazine (Radar Online) first broke the story on March 28 with an insider stating, “They just found out and are incredibly excited.”The source added that the pregnancy was unexpected and the two were trying to keep it hush hush. “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members,” the source said at the time. Keep reading for the sketchy deets as well as a clip from early March in which Ellen scares Megan nearly to death with a banana.

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4 Premiere party

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off its fourth season last night as Teresa Giudice continued to distance herself from her family (and reality in general), and the rest of the cast tagged along for the dramatic roller coaster ride. Keep reading to see photos from the Season 4 Premiere party held last night with most of the newer cast members in attendance, including Melissa Gorga and husband Joe Gorga, Kathy Wakile and husband Richie Wakile, Victoria Wakile, and Joseph Wakile. (Includes Melissa shaking her Gorgageous body on the dance stage! On display, on displaaaaay!)

PHOTO The-Dream bleaches his beard blond after losing sports bet

ByAsa Hawks

Singer/producer The-Dream (real name Terius Nash) may be changing his stage name to The-Nightmare after betting on the Atlanta Hawks last week and losing. The Hawks loss cost The-Dream something more humiliating than money as he was forced to bleach his beard blond! Keep reading for the picture and accompanying humble tweet, and find out how long it was before The-Dream chinny-chin-chin was dark again!

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PHOTOS Katy Perry and new boyfriend Robert Ackroyd of Florence and the Machine getting intimate at Coachella

ByAsa Hawks

Last week it was rapper Tupac Shakur rising from the ashes for a headline-grabbing holographic performance at Coachella, and this weekend it was Katy Perry rising from the ashes of her relationship with Russell Brand to find romance with Florence and the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd! (Yeah, that was a bit of a stretch, I know.) Keep reading for pictures of Katy and Robert hugging, kissing, holding hands and otherwise getting their hippie on during the final day of the festival!