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PHOTO Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Kieffer Delp arrive for court date

ByAsa Hawks

Reality star Jenelle Evans celebrated the series premiere of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 a day early by attending a scheduled court date at the Brunswick County courthouse in Bolivia, North Carolina with her boyfriend Kieffer Delp. The two were arrested in October for breaking and entering, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia and were scheduled to appear in court today, but when they arrived they were informed that all Brunswick County government offices were closed due to the winter storm moving through the area.

Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere
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Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere

ByDarren O

Check out our 10 favorite quotes from the premiere episode for season 2 of You’re Cut Off in addition to photos of the new crop of pampered princesses. For example:

“I know I’m not stupid. My high school GPA was like two-point-something but I’m not a handyman.”

Bonus You can also watch the entire first episode here before its televised premiere tonight that includes one queen bee who doesn’t even make it through the first day!

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VIDEO The Bachelor’s Michelle Money in the movie ‘Midway to Heaven’

ByAsa Hawks

It seems that vampire Madison Garton isn’t the only contestant on The Bachelor with an acting background! Check out this movie trailer for the film Midway To Heaven starring the aspiring Mrs. Brad Womack, 30-year-old Michelle Money! (Includes some great screen caps, including Michelle’s character’s online dating profile!)

American Pickers' Danielle Colby Cushman photo taken by her father Kevin Colby
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American Pickers’ Danielle Cushman autographed photos taken by her dad!

ByAsa Hawks

Are you a fan of the burlesque dancin’, roller derbyin’, tattoo-lovin’, fashion designin’ alternabilly filly and office manager extraordinaire Danielle Colby Cushman from The History Channel’s popular reality series American Pickers? Do you have and empty space on your bedroom wall, your mantle, or the inside of your locker? Would you be willing to do very little to help Danielle out and fill those voids at the same time? Then hop on over to Etsy and buy yourself an autographed picture of Danielle Cushman taken by her dad, Kevin Colby, who is selling them for $20 each to help out with medical expenses stemming from Leukemia.

Keep reading for Danielle’s intro to her father the photographer and a link to buy your own personalized Danielle picture!

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner YouTube videos (5 total)

ByAsa Hawks

Watch five (and possibly a sixth) videos uploaded to YouTube by Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner to a YouTube account under the name Classitup10. These text-only videos seem to suggest exactly what you would expect, that Jared was a mentally unstable man who took politics very seriously.

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner photos from MySpace and Twitter

ByAsa Hawks

U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona was shot along with 12 others earlier today during a political meeting being held at a Tuscon, Arizona, grocery store. The shooter has been identified as Jared Lee Loughner, a 22-year-old student at Lima Community College in Tucson, Arizona. See the photos from his deleted MySpace profile as well as a picture of him tweeted earlier today by an associate of Giffords.

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Adorable! – Ryan Gosling does Ellen in a onesie, on an exercise bike

ByStarcasm Staff

Sometimes the world of celebrities hands you beautiful gift, and it’s everything you didn’t know you wanted. Like when Ryan Gosling went on the Ellen show Friday, the day she was working out the entire show. So we start off with Ryan talking about living with his co-star Michelle Williams while filming Blue Valentine (and…

Grossest Hoarders episode ever: Glenn has 2,500 rats!

ByStarcasm Staff

A&E’s show Hoarders has tried very hard to disgust it’s viewership with the level of filth human beings will allow themselves to live in, but they might have topped themselves with this season’s finale featuring Glen, a guy who lives with 2,500 rats! Just like cat-people (including Lisa, the other hoarder on the season finale)…

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Kieffer Delp, boyfriend of Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2

ByDarren O

Ever since we first broke news that 16 & Preganant and upcoming Teen Mom 2 cast mate Jenelle Evans was smoking marijuana while pregnant it seems like it’s been one scandal after another for the young mother. More details have come to light on her and current boyfriend Kieffer Delp’s arrest including our boy’s mug shot. Find out the latest for the trouble-making mommy as we gear up for next week’s premiere of TM2!

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PHOTOS – Who is The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien’s ex-husband Jason Vena?

ByStarcasm Staff

SPOILER ALERT! The Bachelor contestant and rumored F1 of Brad Womack’s second season on the ABC reality show, Chantal O’Brien, has a recent divorce in her past! Reality Steve, who named Chantal as the final rose recipient, claims that she’s got a back story that’s tabloid ready, but so far her divorce to almost-successful musician…

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Former ‘Bachelorette’ DeAnna Pappas blogs about being rejected by ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack

ByDarren O

When Bachelor Brad Womack decided not to give a rose to either of the final two girls during his first run he sent fans into a tailspin. One of these two ladies was DeAnna Pappas who went on to become The Bachelorette to find love not with her selection but with the brother of a previous Bachelorette contestant!

Well DeAnna has decide to blog about Brad’s return providing thoughts on the hunky Texan and the girls who are vying for his love including who her favorites are and who she thinks the next Bachelorette will be!

Man arrested for intent to detonate home made sex toy explosive while in use

ByDarren O

I’ve heard many a news of the weird revenge stories in my line of work but one Mr. Terry Allen Lester may just be the Dr. Evil of mulleted angry boyfriends. You see Terry had a plan and that plan involved buckshot, gun powder, wiring, a trigger and most importantly a Trojan horse in the form of a sex toy left for his ex-girlfriend. That’s right blogosphere, Terry Lester made a bomb out of a sex toy and allegedly had plans to detonate it later while in use by his intended target. Read on for the wicked deets that’s sending “vibrations” through the interwebs.

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13 MUG SHOT PHOTOS of Ted Williams, the homeless ‘man with the golden voice’

ByAsa Hawks

Before becoming an overnight media sensation, “The Man With The Golden Voice” Ted Williams was apparently using his amazing vocal talents to unsuccessfully try to talk himself out of trouble. Keep reading to see 13 different mug shots from a criminal past that includes arrests for theft, robbery, escape, forgery and drug possession!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese bikini, red carpet and partying pics

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore returns to desterilize America’s living rooms tonight with a third season of their Garden State flavored brand of hedonism that millions of fans (like me!) gobble up like so much high-calorie low-nutrition fast food value meals! Keep reading to check out the latest addition to the menu, 23-year-old Deena Nicole Cortese, the self-proclaimed “party in a body” hand-selected by Snooki to stir up even more drama in the only beach house currently under quarantine by the CDC!

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Does Snooki need rehab for her drinking problem?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzo is a charming little fireball who took the world by storm with her guido and guidette friends on MTV’s Jersey Shore last year. They became pop culture icons for their over-the-top personalities, penchant for alcohol binges and the indiscriminate sexual activity that can accompany it. Most people who have been to college,…

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VIDEO: Golden voiced Ted Williams 2008 ‘I Got My Whiskey’ promo

ByDarren O

If you’re like us and can’t get enough of the golden voiced Ted Williams then check out this incredible video clip for a 2008 promo that he did the voice over for. So what’s the event he’s pushing you ask? The answer would be; Mel Waiter’s BYOB New Years Eve show in Columbus, Ohio for his “I Got My Whiskey” tour. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself!

Michalka sisters heat up People’s Choice red carpet

ByDarren O

Amanda and Alyson Michalka who form the sister duo band 78Violet wowed on the red carpet yesterday for the 2011 People’s Choice Awards. The Disney vets who recently changed their band name from Aly & AJ took separate fashion paths but both looked amazing as the wall of cameras on hand couldn’t get enough. Check these sexy sisters out!

PHOTOS Olivia Palermo barely wears a bikini in St. Barts with beau Johannes Huebl

ByAsa Hawks

Just when I think I’ve got my favorite body type all worked out something (or someone) comes along and throws a monkey wrench into the works. Such was the case when I saw these junk under the hoodless photos of The City star Olivia Palermo striking sexy poses on the beaches of St. Barts! Keep reading to broaden your horizons too!

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VIDEO PHOTO “Golden-voiced” homeless dude Ted Williams gets multiple job offers

ByStarcasm Staff

Ted Williams, the homeless guy from Columbus, Ohio with a golden voice got his life changed by the internet! A dude with a camera asked him to make good on displaying the “God Given GIft” advertised on his begging sign, and Mr. Williams, a former radio announcer whose life went sour when he turned to…

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How much plastic surgery has Janice Dickinson had? Before and After pics

ByStarcasm Staff

Janice Dickinson has had a long career in the spotlight, both as a crazy-successful supermodel, and more recently she’s found work as a notorious reality-show personality. She can be seen right now on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew recovering from alcohol and prescription drug addiction. Like many addicts, Janice uses drugs and alcohol to…

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VIDEO Taiwanese NMA.tv’s CGI animation of Brett Favre sexual harassment lawsuit

ByAsa Hawks

Just in case you weren’t clear about the details in the recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed by massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole against NFL quarterback Brett Favre the wonderful folks at Next Media Animation (NMA.tv) have provided yet another one of their Pulitzer-worthy CGI animations to illustrate exactly what happened!

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PHOTOS RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin at “Season of the Witch” premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Season of the Witch held it’s premiere at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square theater in New York City last night and in addition to the film’s stars Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman and Claire Foy the red carpet was also graced by Big Apple Bravolebrities Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer! Keep reading for pictures of Jill and Ramona as well as Mario Singer, Avery Singer and Bobby Zarin! (Oh, and did Ramona get a boob job or what?!?)

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Simon Le Bon’s famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades

ByDarren O

In a recent interview with Q Magazine Duran Duran lead singer Simon Le Bon unloaded quite a shocking bit of information when he revealed that his famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades. See photos and a video of his ‘banana’ and in case you’re wondering; yes he IS talking about peen in the quote!

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VIDEO Muppets perform Kanye West’s “Monster” (explicit)

ByAsa Hawks

Kanye West has often complained that people don’t get his music. Thanks to this Youtube video I’m beginning to think that it’s not Kanye or his music’s fault but people’s, because it seems obvious that muppets completely get it! Probably because they were raised on the street…

Sesame Street that is!

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VIDEO Josh Groban sings Kanye West tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live

ByAsa Hawks

Another miner has struck gold in the hills of Kanye West’s tweets! Following in the footsteps of the memetastic New Yorker cartoons with Kanye tweets as captions and the addictive process of Kanye tweet Tracy Jordanization achieved by adding “Liz Lemon” before each of Kanye’s literary gems is “Oscar and Grammy nominee” Josh Groban, who has recorded 752 songs of Kanyeisms on 48 CDs – all of which with lyrics containing 140 characters or less!

Keep reading for the emotionally moving commercial and order your Josh Grobanye today!

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VIDEO Homeless man Ted Williams has best radio voice in America

ByDarren O

Homeless man Ted Williams from Columbus, Ohio has a home made sign that reads:

“I have a God given gift of voice, I’m an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times. PLEASE! any help will be greatfully appreciated. Thank you and God bless you. Happy Holidays.”

See the incredible video that backs up his claim and demonstrates a voice that could move mountains. What a clip!

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Robert De Niro making funny faces for soft-core ‘Sam’s Song’

ByDarren O

Legendary actor Robert De Niro recently stated that he enjoyed working on a soft-core film called “Sam’s Song.” The film, from ’69 of course, features a mind blowingly mustached De Niro cavorting around with a hot young blond. Read De Niro’s comments about the role and the full SFW version of the film right here!

Bonus: See arguably the best funny face gallery in existence that I was able to pull from the film. It may just overtake “Sad Keanu” as the new viral image trend!

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The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien high school prom photo with singer Nic Newsham

ByAsa Hawks

Someone just sent us this lovely photographic blast from the past of The Bachelor‘s Chantal O’Brien at the 2000 Bellevue Christian High School senior prom! Keep reading to find out who her date was and what his connection is to Chantal’s ex-husband Jasoon Vena!

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16 & Pregnant Update: Ebony Jackson is married to Josh Rendon and trying for another baby

ByStarcasm Staff

Ebony Jackson was one of the original teen moms featured on MTV’s 16 & Pregnant, but both she and Whitney Purvis reportedly weren’t invited to be featured on the fame-inducing sensation Teen Mom. On Ebony’s episode she seemed like a girl with a good head on her shoulders, but the baby’s father Josh needed to…

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Brett Favre has more text message “bad intentions”

ByStarcasm Staff

Another Brett Favre sex text scandal! Reeling from the crotch photos story that broke in October, Brett Favre is in trouble again over his provocative text messages. Two former massage therapists who worked for the New York Jets in 2008, Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole, are suing the football player for sexual harassment. Scavo complains…

Spike TV to premiere globe trotting tattoo hunter ‘Permanent Mark’ tonight

ByDarren O

Spike TV is ready to premiere a three-part series that follows tattoo wild man Mark Walters as he searches the globe for the most extreme ink known to man. The series takes its name from the moniker of the man which is, wait for it, Permanent Mark. That’s a tough ink artist name to swallow, kind of like Michael Angelo from Dexter, but the dude does appear to be fearless in his search for exotic ink.

Read on for photos, video and a very interesting self bio from Permanent Mark Walters.

WEDDING PHOTO – Author Neil Gaiman and singer Amanda Palmer from Dresden Dolls are married!

ByStarcasm Staff

Author Neil Gaiman, who wrote Coraline!, married singer Amanda Palmer (also of The Dresden Dolls) this weekend in Ayelet Waldman and Michael Chabon’s living room. That’s a lot of literariness with musicality for spice in one living room! The couple had been engaged for one year and one day when they exchanged vows in San…

PHOTOS – Cute Cari Cucksey turns trash into cash on HGTV’s Cash & Cari

ByStarcasm Staff

HGTV’s new reality series Cash & Cari combines two surefire elements, a pretty lady and picking treasures out of junk. The History Channel has hot, tattooed office manager Danielle Cushman (who is a burlesque dancer at night), but HGTV is putting a chick at the helm of their treasure hunt show, and we can’t wait…

The Bachelor's Emily Maynard and Ricky Hendrick photo
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The Bachelorette’s Emily Maynard was Ricky Hendrick’s fiance before he died

ByAsa Hawks

Millions of viewers will be tuned in Monday night when the 15th season of ABC’s reality romance competition The Bachelor premieres at 8/7c featuring Brad Womack taking a second stab at finding true love among 30 beautiful women assembled from all over North America. For most of the women contestants it will be the first time they will find themselves in the national spotlight, but the same cannot be said for Emily Maynard, a 24-year-old blond beauty originally from Morgantown, West Virginia.

Emily’s tragic story and triumphant recovery is covered in detail in this installment of The Bachelor Files!

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PHOTOS VIDEO The Bachelor vampire Madison Garton is actress Madison McKinley

ByAsa Hawks

Season 15 of The Bachelor features dapper Texan Brad Womack, 29 sexy woman from around the continent and one vampire. That’s right, one of The Bachelor harem may be thirsty for more than just love and fame!

25-year-old model Madison Garton will bare her fangs in tonight’s premiere and reveal that she is a member of the New York Underground Vampire Club! Keep reading to find out more about Count Bachela, including her deep, dark secret alternate identity!

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The Bachelor 15 spoilers: Did Brad Womack spend Thanksgiving with Chantal O’Brien?

ByStarcasm Staff

SPOILERS! Blogger Reality Steve is notorious for spoiling seasons of The Bachelor, and The Bachelorette, but he has also been proven wrong a few notable times. He nailed The Bachelor 14 with Jake Pavelka, and his chosen girl Vienna Girardi, but he fumbled with the ending of The Bachelorette 6 with Ali Fedotowsky, claiming that…

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood reportedly offered $500,000 to star in adult film

ByStarcasm Staff

I guess starring in a porn would be one way for Teen Mom Amber Portwood to help pay for legal fees stemming from her current troubles with the State of Indiana. Find out the deets in regards to the offer and the surprising person who is reportedly bragging about the mega-dollar deal!

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VIDEO – The Bachelor’s Brad Womack, gets slapped, faces the girls he dumped: DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft

ByStarcasm Staff

ABC’s The Bachelor-land is a strange place. It’s a place where the audience gets so wrapped up in the rules of the game that they get vehemently upset when a Bachelor makes the most logical decision and chooses none of the women who were thrust upon him by ABC producers. Jake Pavelka chose someone, and…

Meet the animated cast of ‘Bob’s Burgers’

ByDarren O

Fox is set to premiere another animated series during their self proclaimed Sunday night “Animation Domination.” The show is called Bob’s Burgers and it follows the day-to-day life of third generation restaurateur Bob, his wife Linda, and his three children Louise, Gene and Tina.

Check out high-res photos of the family, read about the creation of the show as well as some funny Q&As given by the talented comedians who will be voicing the characters including Kristen Schaal.

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Who’s singing ‘Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’ at the end of True Grit?

ByDarren O

The Coen brothers 2010 version of the western classic “True Grit” is receiving near universal high praise. One of the more interesting questions that movie goers have had after catching the film is, “Who is the woman singing the traditional hymn ‘Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’ while the closing credits roll?” Well it is my pleasure to answer that very question because she happens to be one of my all time favorites.

See videos and find links to purchase the music of an artist whose unique voice was also selected to close out the much loved TV drama Northern Exposure

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RHOA Cynthia Bailey’s husband Peter Thomas financial troubles: Uptown Supper Club closed

ByStarcasm Staff

Successful model Cynthia Bailey has on-screen friction with her then-fiance-now-husband Peter Thomas over money on Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. First, Peter and Cynthia fight because he’s spending too much time at his Atlanta investment, The Uptown Supper Club, and when he comes home he wants Cynthia to drop everything to spend…

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Who is the girl in True Grit? Actress Hailee Steinfeld photos, info, videos, Oscar buzz for Mattie Ross

ByDarren O

When the Coen brothers, (The Big Lebowski, No Country For Old Men) , decided to take on the daunting task of adapting the classic western film True Grit little did they realize that they would be creating their own cinematic version of television’s American Idol. The most critical element in the development of the film…

VIDEO Chris Brown spoofs Ricky Romance with a gun and a puppy

ByAsa Hawks

The bitter Twitter battle between Chris Brown and Raz-B continues to escalate, even after both have issued apologies for their parts in the debacle.

The latest chapter in Douchapalooza is a video featuring Chris Brown imitating Raz-B’s brother Ricky Romance, who made numerous violent threats towards Chris via Twitter and YouTube. (You can get caught all caught up on the feud HERE.) The video features an exaggeratedly thuggish Chris Brown with a toy gun and what appears to be an actual newborn puppy!

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VIDEO Kim Kardashian debuts new single at Tao night club in Las Vegas

ByAsa Hawks

The wait is over! Well, sort of…

Kim Kardashian brought in the new year at Tao Night Club in Las Vegas and as a special treat for those in attendance she played her brand new single! That’s the good news. The bad news is that the only known recording was made from the audience and the sound is a little less than stellar. Keep reading to sort of hear the new tune!

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Meet 16 and Pregnant’s Ashley Salazar in person… and win a cheetah print coat!

ByAsa Hawks

If you watched the emotional season finale of Season 2b of 16 and Pregnant and want to help out and possibly even meet teen mom Ashley Salazar then here’s your chance! All it takes is a high bid on eBay and a trip to Texas and you can meet her and pick up a nice almost new cheetah print coat! Keep reading for all the details.

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Psychic medium Allison Dubois blames her drunken, mean behavior on RHBH on editing

ByStarcasm Staff

Psychic medium Allison Dubois apparently didn’t see her public stoning when she got smashed and fired off vicious insults and curses at Kyle Richards during a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills dinner party hosted by Camille Grammer. The psychic, who had the television show Medium based around her, and claims to talk to dead people…

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young sings ‘Tardy For The Party’ on Watch What Happens Live

ByAsa Hawks

As part of his acceptance speech for winning Watch What Happens Live‘s mazel for Entertainer of the Year, late night talk show host Jimmy Fallon dusted off his infamous Neil Young falsetto and delivered an emotional rendition of Kim Zolciak’s smash hit “Tardy For The Party!”

Preview photos from Kim Kardashian’s new music video

ByAsa Hawks

Though there is still not a leaked peep of what Kim Kardashian will sound like on her much-anticipated new music release, we do get to catch a glimpse of what she will look like in her new music video thanks to a couple photos tweeted by Kimmy K yesterday! Keep reading to see the photos and determine for yourself is Kim looks like a music star!

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PHOTO – Jersey Shore’s Snooki Polizzi inside a Seaside Heights ball drop for 2011

ByStarcasm Staff

2011 will not only be brought in with a Wig Drop at Andy Cohen’s Bravo clubhouse, but MTV is bringing in the New Year with a Snooki Drop! Snooki was originally supposed to be in the ball at Times Square, but got denied by the Times Square Alliance, so they moved the party to Seaside…

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PHOTOS – Sir Giggy Vanderpump celebrated Christmas in style!

ByStarcasm Staff

Lisa Vanderpump’s blogger extraordipup Giggy the Pom Vanderpump took time off from setting the Real Housewives straight to celebrate Christmas in his Santa suit AND a tasteful white winter sweater. Giggy’s social calendar is always full, and right now he’s at the Bravo clubhouse bringing in the New Year with his mistress Lisa, Andy Cohen,…

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The Bachelor 2011 contestant Michelle Money photo, video and brief bio

Bycarrieglass

Meet Michelle Money, a 30-year-old hair stylist from Salt Lake City, Utah competing for the heart of Brad Womack on Season 15 of The Bachelor premiering January 3, 2011 on ABC. Keep reading for a 3/4 length photo, brief bio and interview with Michelle!