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PHOTOS Retro ‘Total Film’ magazine covers for X-Men: First Class

ByAsa Hawks

The new issue of Total Film magazine features a cover story on X-Men: First Class with the headline, “History in the making: X-Men: First Class, Inside Marvel’s mind-blowing mutant epic.”

But the real story isn’t the story, but the cover itself! Or should I say, the covers themselves because the issue boasts four different covers, three of which are wonderfully retro-stylized and feature individual shots of James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier, Michael Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto) and a full-length shot of the much-talked-about January Jones in her XXX-Men lingerie-inspired Emma Frost costume!

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Rebecca Black vs. Ark Music Factory: Is the ark splintering in copyright lawsuit?

ByChris Gaines

Is the Ark sinking? Rebecca Black sues Patrice Wilson and Clarence Jey for copyright infringement. As fast as Rebecca Black’s career shot into the sky, will it be that fast for the Ark Music Factory to fall to earth in Hindenbergian fashion? And what does this mean for potential stars on the rise Alana Lee, Abby Victor and more?

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Giuseppe Joe Giudice mug shot photos for fake driver’s license arrest

ByAsa Hawks

As we previously reported, Teresa Giudice’s husband Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice has been arrested again, this time for allegedly using his brother’s information to obtain a driver’s license after his had been suspended due to a DWI arrest last year. (Catch up on all the complicated details by clicking the link.)

There was a bit of a delay but The Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s mug shot photos from the arrest have finally surfaced! (Yes, I said mug shots with an “s”) Keep reading to see the two latest additions to the Real Housewives Mug Shot Hall of Fame!

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Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry gets a new job

ByAsa Hawks

Kailyn Lowry’s financial troubles are no secret as they have played a major part in her storyline on Teen Mom 2. But perhaps her fortunes are about to change because the single mother of one just announced via Twitter that she has a new job! Find out where she will be working and see a photo of her just before heading off to the interview. (And of course there are some bonus shots of Isaac)

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Lady Gaga kicks Adam Lambert out of her birthday party for drunken fist pumping

ByAsa Hawks

I would have to think that for a gay man to get kicked out of a Lady Gaga party he would have to be acting quite the fool. According to numerous reports that’s exactly what Adam Lambert was doing Sunday night at Lady G’s 25th birthday bash where he allegedly showed up uninvited, drunk, and suffering from a bad case of Jersey Shore Fistpumpititis! Keep reading for all the embarrassing deets that include an awkward attempt at serenading.

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Report: Another Jenelle Evans fight caught on video a week before the infamous brawl

ByDarren O

I’m not even creative enough to make this sh!t up and no this isn’t an April Fool’s post. According to one of Jenelle Evans’ rommates the Teen Mom 2 cast member was caught on camera, by an MTV crew no less, in a fight just a week before her now infamous brawl! See a photo of Jenelle and the other girl in this alleged fight getting their smoke on back during better days and read on for who the players are in this alleged “other fight” and how a sucker punch may produce yet another Kieffer Delp mug shot!

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Funny Or Die: “Black Friday” Rebecca Black overdoses on Werther’s Originals with Sammy Hagar

ByChris Gaines

It wouldn’t be Friday without a post about Rebecca Black. Nor would it be April 1st without a hilarious video from the guys at Funny or Die. But I’m sorry, there’s nothing funny about Rebecca Black overdosing on candy. And Sammy Hagar is right when he says “Friday” is the greatest song ever written. What’s the joke here?

PHOTO First look at Syfy’s Piranhaconda

ByAsa Hawks

The Syfy network has created a monster with its series of low-budget horror movies featuring terrifyingly hilarious genetic mash-ups like Sharktopus, DInoshark and Mansquito. The newest creature feature currently being rushed through the Syfy film factory could be the greatest Syfybrid of them all! Meet Piranhaconda! Keep reading to see the first picture of what the Syfybrid will look like and find out which Tarantino favorite will star alongside which former supermodel in the flick!

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PHOTOS Courteney Cox nip slip bikini wardrobe malfunction

ByDarren O

Cougar Town’s official hot cougar has been all over the internet lately showing that she still has got one smokin’ hot bikini bod. What appeared to be another day in St. Barts featuring Courteney Cox in a bikini turned into another day in St. Barts featuring Courteney Cox in a bikini that got “malfunctioned” by a big ol’ wave! That’s right, that old good friend from Spring Breaks past Mr. Wave came in with a refreshing sense of humor and gave the world a genuine Cox nip slip! (SFW with NSFWish links)

Concert poster for the Danielle Colby Cushman Farmageddon CD release party
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American Pickers’ Danielle Colby to perform burlesque at Farmageddon concert

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been a little while since we’ve updated you on what television’s sexiest office manager is up to! As we mentioned in a previous post, American Pickers’ Danielle Colby Cushman is not only a burlesque dancin’ and roller derbyin’ kit shicker but she’s also a huge fan of alternative country and roots music. In addition to spear-heading a CD release to help out Farmageddon Records Danielle and her Burlesque le Moustache dance troupe will be performing at the official CD release party in Rock Island, Illinois! Keep reading for the promotional poster and all the details about the show!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Peggy Tanous at 2011 Bravo Upfront

ByAsa Hawks

In conjunction with the season finale of Top Chef All Stars Bravo held three separate Upfront parties in New York City, Chicago and Hollywood. As you probably already know we here at Starcasm are absolute Bravolebrity addicts so we were like deer caught in the headlights with all the amazing photos of pretty much every body that is a body on Bravo!

So where to begin? I think as a kind gesture to Bravo’s most recent inductee into the Housewives franchise we will feature Peggy Tanous from The Real Housewives of Orange County, who went all out with a wildly fun animal print dress and an even wilder and funner (?) hairdo!

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VIDEO Zooey Deschanel sings “So Long” in Winnie the Pooh promo clip

ByAsa Hawks

Actress, musician, singer/songwriter and all-around uber-babe Zoey Deshanel is lending her musical talents to Disney’s brand new feature-length film, Winnie the Pooh, performing the classic theme song, “A Very Important Thing To Do” and the original end-credit song “So Long,” which was written by Deschanel and performed with She & Him bandmate M. Ward. Keep reading to watch Zooey recording “So Long” while narrating her love and admiration for everyone’s favorite honey addict!

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Ramona Singer vs. Cameron Diaz: side-by-side bikini photos

ByAsa Hawks

Last season’s premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City featured a revitalized Ramona Singer who not only had a new outlook on life, but also had a new hairdo and a trimmed down, super-toned bikini body, which she proudly displayed on her Hamptons boat party with the rest of the Big Apple Ladies. She drew a few chuckles from her cast mates, fans and even Andy Cohen by comparing herself to Cameron Diaz and I thought doing a silly post with side-by-side bikini photos in honor of next Thursday’s RHONYC premiere would be a fun way to poke a little fun at Ramona and get geared up for the new season. I was wrong. Ramona, you have my apologies. I withdraw all chuckling.

VIDEO Spring Break 2011 bikini waterfall tub FAIL

ByDarren O

Check out this bound to become viral Spring Break clip that comes in at just under one minute and has it all. An extremely hot northern girl, an extremely small beer sponsored bikini, a bikini contest, difficult to tolerate music, a waterfall tub, screaming bare chested men, an indifferent contest host and most importantly an EPIC FAIL! This sexy gal from Boston grinds herself into and right out of the waterfall tub.

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PHOTOS Kyle Richards chokes Camille Grammer at Bravo Upfront in LA

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arch rivals Kyle Richards and Camille Grammer had a little fun with photographers last night as they posed for pictures on the red carpet at Bravo Media’s 2011 Upfront Presentation at The Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood, California. The two ladies took some awkward pictures together at Perez Hilton’s birthday bash last week, but they seemed a lot more at ease at the Upfront, going so far as to make light of their infamous falling out when Kyle pretended to choke Camille.

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Emily Maynard is moving to Texas to be with Brad Womack?

ByAsa Hawks

To quote Texas legend Willie Nelson, “It’s been rough and rocky traveling” for The Bachelor‘s Brad Womack and his fiancee Emily Maynard since she took home the final rose. But, after seeming to take a few steps back the couple is reportedly taking a small step forward because Emily is packing her bags (And her daughter Ricki!) and moving to Texas to be with Brad! Keep reading for the details on this still-possible happily ever after!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Lawrence “LT” Thompson from Pregnant in Heels

ByDarren O

In less than a week Bravo will be premiering a new reality show Pregnant in Heels that will follow maternity guru Rosie Pope as she assists her customers and clients through the process of having a baby. We’ve already profiled Miss Rosie as well as her business assistant Hannah but now it’s time for everyone to meet Lawrence “LT” Thompson. LT is flamboyant, fabulous and exactly what a fashion mogul like The Lady Pope needs; a tell-it-straight GBF fashion assistant!

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Brittany Maggard: Jenelle Evans made money from fight video

ByDarren O

Now we’re getting down to what actually happened with the now infamous Jenelle Evans brawl. Pusher Brittany Maggard’s version and Jenelle Evans’ version of the events are certainly different, especially in regards to how much the video sold for! See what each has to say, who is coming out smelling like roses and prepare yourself for Maggard’s bombshell implication that the Teen Mom star was in on it and made money from the fight!

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How does the Sister Wives’ Brown family make money?

ByStarcasm Staff

Aside from the fact that they’re now getting money from TLC for their popular reality show that’s now into the second season and their fame no doubt has also given them other opportunities to make money via endorsements and such, one of the biggest questions about The Brown Family from Sister Wives is how they were able to feed and house a family of 21 people up until this point? Of course, rumors flew about abusing the welfare system, but there seems to be no real evidence of that.

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PHOTOS Victoria’s Secret angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima at Swim 2011 launch

ByAsa Hawks

In yet another sign that spring has arrived, Victoria’s Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima were able to get back to doing what they do best: wearing next to nothing and looking damned amazing! Why are you still reading this? Get in there!!!

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Teen Mom brawl ‘victim’ Britany Truett interview: files charges against Jenelle

ByAsa Hawks

Time for your hourly Jenelltdown 2011 update! 19-year-old Britany Truett (The girl on the receiving end of Jenelle Evans’ vicious beat-down) and reported baby daddy Stephen Byrd visited attorney Adrian Iapalucci in Boiling Springs, North Carolina earlier today, and afterward the two stopped to give a short interview with a reporter. Keep reading to find out what they revealed about their pending lawsuits against both Jenelle Evans and Brittany Maggard!

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Bachelorette Ashley Hebert’s sister Chrystie Hebert Corns to be on Extreme Couponing reality show

ByStarcasm Staff

It looks like reality television runs in the Hebert family. Bachelorette Ashley Hebert‘s sister Chrystie Hebert Corns will be featured on an upcoming TLC reality series about couponing, Extreme Couponing. That’s right, this is EXTREME, not your run-of-the-mill everyday lazy couponer who has a stash of expired coupons in an overstuffed drawer. Chrystie, who will…

Colin Farrell had a love affair with Elizabeth Taylor?

ByStarcasm Staff

Colin Farrell was the sole celebrity to attend Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral last week, and even read a poem.  Elizabeth has had many long-term friendships with celebrities like Elton John, so many of us were wondering how 36-year-old Colin got the honor of speaking at the Hollywood Icon’s funeral. It turns out they had been involved…

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A look back: Buck Owens and His Buckaroos’ Roll Out the Red Carpet 45 years later

ByDarren O

Come along as I look back at the 1966 Buck Owens and His Buckaroos classic album Roll Out the Red Carpet. Buck and his band dominated country music for most of the 60’s and this work from that era that is absent of any charting single is in my opinion the definitive album for the band’s addictive and game changing sound.

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PHOTOS Milla Jovovich nip slip wardrobe malfunction at Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th Birthday Gala

ByAsa Hawks

Usually 80th birthdays celebrations for former Soviet heads of state are a bit on the boring side – or at least I assume they are. But actress Milla Jovovich, or at least her poorly constructed dress, was bound and determined to keep that from being the case at Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th Birthday Gala Concert held at the Royal Albert Hall in London England last night.

In an event I like to call “The Fall of the Lace Curtain,” the top right portion of Milla’s dress came loose in a suspiciously perfect manner, exposing what could be interpreted as an homage to Gorbachev’s infamous birthmark – or in other words, a nipple. (SFW with NSFWish links)

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PHOTOS Who is LuAnn de Lesseps new boyfriend Jacques Azoulay?

ByStarcasm Staff

Everything’s comin’ up roses for LuAnn de Lesseps! She’s been dating a hot French wine distributor for over a year, and she also has a budding acting career! Despite her recent divorce, Real Housewives of New York star Countess LuAnn de Lesseps found herself off the market again — just as soon as she was…

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Lady Gaga to join V Magazine as columnist, needs you to illustrate her

ByDarren O

As if Mother Monster isn’t busy enough she is now branching out to become a guest columnist for the New York City fashion magazine V. See Gaga’s tweet-out about the news then discover how YOU can be the one to provide her illustration that will accompany Gaga’s article via the Drawn This Way contest.

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VIDEO played at Leah Messer and Corey Simms’ wedding reception

ByAsa Hawks

For those of you who have stopped crying from the emotional season finale of Teen Mom 2 in which the show’s sweethearts Leah Messer and Corey Simms finally tied the knot in a real-deal West Virginia wedding ceremony complete with camouflage vests and ties, here is a wonderful video shared by Leah’s official Facebook fan page that was played during the actual wedding reception!

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PHOTOS MTV “Sex is no accident” safe sex PSA cartoons

ByAsa Hawks

As if the mind-blowing drama and stress portrayed on shows like 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom wasn’t a bold enough public service announcement for safe sex, the folks at MTV in Germany have created these hilarious comic book inspired ads with the slogan, “Sex is no accident. Always use a condom.”

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VIDEO PHOTOS Christina Aguilera “The Voice” promo trailer and pics

ByAsa Hawks

Watch two trailers for NBC’s answer to American Idol titled The Voice starring judges/coaches Cee Lo Green, Christina Aguilera, Adam Levine (Maroon 5) and Blake Shelton with host Carson Daly. Find out about conceptual twists to the show including blind auditions and the formation of teams that will be competing against one another throughout the season. Oh, and lots of promo pics of Christina Aguilera!

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Jenelle Evans pusher Brittany Maggard talks about the fight, Brittany Truett and Kieffer Delp

ByAsa Hawks

Jenelltdown 2011 continues full steam ahead! The latest chapter in the fallout drama is a video interview with Jenelle Evans pusher Brittany Maggard who admits, “I wanted to see ’em fight so I pushed her.” Find out what else Brittany had to say in this very candid interview, including Kieffer Delp’s role and whether or not Brittany Truett deserved what she got!

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Lady Gaga got a bloody 25th birthday surprise!

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga turned a quarter century yesterday, and was treated to a birthday surprise last night after the last song on her show in L.A. at the Staples Center. The fake-blood soaked pop artist was presented with a giant berry-flavored bloody cake by her back-up dancers while her audience sang “Happy Birthday”! Gaga (real name…

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Is tonight the end of The Real Housewives of Miami?

ByDarren O

The ladies of RHOM are hitting their Twitter feeds looking for support for a second season. Bravo and rep Andy Cohen have been hush on the futures of both Miami and D.C. The ratings haven’t been so hot and the season ends tonight (except for a live reunion show) in only its 6th episode. This could very well be the end of the line for our gals down Miami way.

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PHOTOS Kyle Richards makes nice with Camille Grammer and sister Kim Richards

ByAsa Hawks

The inaugural season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was drama-packed to say the least, and most all of the drama revolved around strong-willed brunette Kyle Richards. See photos of Kyle seemingly trying to repair the burnt bridges with sister Kim Richards and arch-nemesis Camille Donatacci Grammer at two separate birthday parties!

WE SO EXCITED! New Rebecca Black album and single: “LOL” to follow up “Friday”!

ByChris Gaines

There’s news on a new single and album from pop culture phenom Rebecca Black, but if we tell you the name, you can’t laugh! Ready? “LOL!” That’s it: “LOL!” Hey, you’re laughing! Cut it out! There’s plenty more details where that came from, our Starcasm BFFs!

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Teen Mom fight update: Amber Portwood chimes in, Evans’ lawyer cries foul

ByDarren O

The avalanche of circumstances following the already infamous Jenelle Evans Teen Mom fight video has kept Starcasm busy! The action is happening fast and furious like Jenelle’s right hook so read on for a summary of where it all stands now including what Amber Portwood has to say, what the D.A. is charging the girls with, and Jenelle’s lawyer’s (photo included) theory that the whole thing was a set up possibly masterminded by the other girl in the fight, Britany Truett.

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Pia Toscano’s Backdoor Intentional Quasi Photo Bomb

ByDarren O

American Idol front-runner and Starcasm’s forecasted star Pia Toscano has shown the first kink in her singing armor as judges and fans are looking for her to go with a song selection other than a ballad. I say BACK OFF because Pia has now created an entirely new pop culture phenomenon; The Backdoor Intentional Quasi Photo Bomb! Read on for the explanation that involves Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard and a misplaced husband drop.

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PHOTOS Jesse James “American Outlaw” book cover front and back revealed

ByAsa Hawks

It was announced months ago that uber-douche Jesse James would be publishing his autobiography, and yesterday the human antidote for Happily Ever After released the images for the front and back cover of the dust jacket. Keep reading to see the final photos as well as a couple exclusive alternate covers left on the cutting room floor!

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PHOTOS Pusher Brittany Maggard wanted to see Jenelle Evans fight

ByDarren O

Brittany Maggard is the young lady who started the whole Jenelle Evans caught-on-tape fight by pushing the Teen Mom in to her soon to be victim Britany Truett. See her Facebook profile pic, read her candid reasons for starting the fight, why she’s “pissed” at Jenelle and why you never want to get caught with just one Spider-Man sock on!

Bonus: Read her Facebook shout-out to her bf that bailed her out of jail and her f’ all h8rs MySpace bio.

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MUG SHOTS Britany Truett, Brittany Maggard arrested for Teen Mom Jenelle Evans fight

ByDarren O

At this pace the whole teenage population of North Carolina may get arrested for the already infamous Teen Mom Jenelle Evans fight video. We already posted up Jenelle’s mug shots from her arrest but now the girl on the other side of Jenelle’s hay-makers, Britany Truett, was also arrested as was the girl who initially pushed Evans into Britany, Brittany Maggard! Check it all out as our Monday becomes a full on Teen Mom mug shot fest!

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2011 Juno Awards Photos: Shania Twain, Neil Young, Arcade Fire, Daniel Lanois and more from the red carpet!

ByChris Gaines

Canada’s 2011 Juno Awards showcased the resplendent beauty of Shania Twain, the vital musical insurgency of Arcade Fire, and the grizzled independence of Neil Young. Starcasm’s got the pics to prove it!

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MUG SHOTS Teen Mom’s Kieffer Delp arrested again

ByDarren O

Blah blah Kieffer Delp arrested again. Blah blah yakkety yak latest mug shots for the boyfriend of Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans blah. Kieffer Delp arrests are like some uninspired version of the movie Groundhog Day. Check his smirk from multiple angles and then more importantly read on for my new submission to the English lexicon based on this very bad boy, “delper!”

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MUG SHOTS Jenelle Evans arrested for violent fight caught on tape

ByDarren O

Britany Truett was the young lady on the wrong end of Teen Mom Jenelle Evans’ fists. The shocking caught-on-tape brawl seemed to have come to a peaceful Facebook conclusion but Truett has changed her mind and pressed charges.

See Jenelle’s latest mug shots, hear her lawyer’s interesting comment about the fight that should launch many conspiracy theories including ours of course. What a not-so-hot mess!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Tamra Barney and Fernanda Rocha pose topless for “No H8” campaign

ByAsa Hawks

For the second week in a row Tamra Barney fans got a sizzling treat as the The Real Housewife Divorcee of Orange County took her clothes off yet again for a racy NO H8 photoshoot with her sexy lesbian friend and trainer, Fernanda Rocha! Keep reading to watch the video clip and see some racy topless lady pond pics! (SFW) (D’oh!)

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Gary Busey before and after dental veneers photos

ByStarcasm Staff

One of the break-out stars of Celebrity Apprentice this season is Gary Busey. The actor, reality show personality, and former cocaine addict and two-decade survivor of a horrific motorcycle accident has a new lease on life, a new fiancee (actress Steffani Sampson) and one-year-old son (Luke) and a penchant for making backwards acronyms (LUCKY= Living…

Limited edition of Scarface on Blu-ray to sell for $999.99, comes in custom humidor

ByAsa Hawks

Universal Studios Home Entertainment has announced that Scarface will be released on Blu-ray for the first time on September 6, 2011. Brian De Palma’s genre-defining gangster film masterpiece starring Al Pacino as Miami crime lord Tony Montana has been “newly restored” and will come in two special limited edition packages including a $999.99 custom humidor version!

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PHOTOS Selenea Gomez at Perez Hilton’s Blue Ball 33rd Birthday Celebration

ByAsa Hawks

Selena Gomez was most azuredly in theme at Perez Hilton’s Blue Ball last night dressed as a sexy Smurfette cigarette girl from the 1930s complete with blue lipstick, blue eyeshadow and blue skin bling. Perez himself was in attendance as well sporting a Boogie Nights adult film denim look with an over-sized red afro! Can’t comprehend? Keep reading to see the pics!

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Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans and assault victim Britany Truett make up via Facebook

ByAsa Hawks

Foul-mouthed firecracker and star of Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans made headlines once again yesterday when a graphic video of her fighting another girl made its way to the internet. There has been a good deal of debate as to whether or not Jenelle would be facing serious jail time for the assault, but instead of the dispute being settled in a courtroom the two young ladies settled the new-fashioned way – on Facebook! Keep reading for the forgive and forgetful exchange between the two combatants.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Britney Spears’ Femme Fatale Palms Casino, Las Vegas concert

ByAsa Hawks

Britney Spears performed a three-song mini-concert at Rain nightclub in the Palms Casino & Resort in Las Vegas last night to promote the Tuesday release of her brand new album Femme Fatale. A scantily-clad and sexualized Britney performed three songs from the new album: “Hold It Against Me,” “Big Fat Bass” and “Till the World Ends.” Keep reading for photos from the show as well as a brief video clip of Brit doing the as-yet-not-officially-released “Big Fat Bass!”

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Is NeNe Leakes dating Celebrity Apprentice nemesis Star Jones’ ex husband?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nene Leakes has been publicly feuding with her Celebrity Apprentice co-star Star Jones Real Housewives-style for weeks, but it looks like their rift might have just gotten personal. Is NeNe’s new boyfriend Star Jones’ ex-husband? Nene (who is divorcing her husband Gregg) has been flirting via Twitter with Al Reynolds, who was married to Star…

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VIDEO “Friday” interview with Ark Music Factory founder and Rebecca Black producer Patrice Wilson

ByChris Gaines

The secretive producer, writer and rapper of Ark Music Factory finally speaks! And guess when? Friday, of course! One of the maestros behind Rebecca Black, Alana Lee, Abby Victor and the AMF phenomenon gives an exclusive interview, and he answers questions about AMF seeking out talent, charges of exploiting kids and parents and destroying pop music, how and why AMF does what they do, and more!

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RHONJ’s Juicy Joe Giudice arrested for fraudulent driver’s license

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of New Jersey househusband Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice is in trouble yet again. Adding to a list of brushes with the law that includes a DWI arrest, forgery, concealing assets, and a bar brawl in the Dominican Republic, Joe was arrested Friday for creating a fake driver’s license! Keep reading for the full 411!