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REPORT Kanye West wants wedding soon, lawsuit imminent for YouTube co-founder who leaked video

ByDarren O

Don’t know if you heard, but Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got engaged… Okay so everyone knows, and as photos and brief images began to leak from the question popping it became clear just how over-the-top the production was. Now sources close to the couple are saying that Kanye is ready to get married quick and that the couple is furious over YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley leaking a full video of the moment Kanye proposed (we have that video as well). Get caught up with the latest from camp Kimye!

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Katy Perry had suicidal thoughts after Russell Brand sent divorce text

ByStarcasm Staff

After suffering the gut-punching blows of a surprise divorce via text message, pop princess Katy Perry thought her next album was going to be dark, maybe even acoustic. When the first single “Roar,” an anthem about picking yourself up and winning, came out it was obvious that wasn’t happening. Katy still goes to some dark places on PRISM: “Ghost” mentions that divorce text in the first line, and in the final song “By the Grace of God,” Katy talks about contemplating suicide.

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO BJ’s to accompany Dick’s in Tallahassee

ByDarren O

The citizens of Tallahassee, Florida have been in a frenzy since their hometown Seminoles whipped the Clemson Tigers and vaulted to #2 in the initial college football BCS rankings. Now the denizens of the Sunshine State’s capital have another great newcomer other than quarterback Jameis Winston to celebrate, the anticipated opening of the beloved business combination, BJ’s and Dick’s! See our exclusive photo of what’s sure to be a popular pair.

BEFORE & AFTER The Vampire Lady of Mexico definitely doesn’t have to pick a Halloween costume
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BEFORE & AFTER The Vampire Lady of Mexico definitely doesn’t have to pick a Halloween costume

ByEmily

She doesn’t exactly look the role, but the Vampire Lady of Mexico is actually a devoted mother-of-four and anti-domestic abuse advocate. See what she looked like before the procedures and why she decided to undergo the transformation…

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VIDEO Sean Penn describes “personal fantasy” about Julia Roberts eating in 3-D

ByDarren O

Sean Penn has submitted his name into the fascinatingly strange award presentation clips hall of fame with his dedication speech for actress Julia Roberts at Monday night’s 2013 Hollywood Film Awards. During his rambling in which he started off asking if drinks were free on stage as well, he went on an amazingly awkward ramble about a “personal fantasy” involving watching Julia eat in 3D. We’ve got the clip cued up to the strangeness as well as a transcript during which Penn pines, “How great would it be to sit there watching a Julia Roberts movie, eating in 3D, she’s eating corn on the cob and then something gets stuck here (gestures between his teeth) and you could take your virtual toothpick and say, ‘I got that babe?'” Oh – Julia’s response is priceless too!

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Nothing says “spooky” quite like clown-inspired Halloween mug shots!

ByDarren O

It’s almost time for Halloween which means it’s already time for the internet to get the wonderful gift of Americans getting arrested and having booking photos made in their costumes. In today’s version of “Halloween Mug Shots,” we keep the theme creepy with the assistance of Maine’s Dennis Lalime as The Joker and New Jersey’s Andrew Hannah as Ronald McDonald. Find out how these two “clowns” ended up on the wrong side of the law and see their full-page mug shots while you’re at it… BOO!!!!

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PHOTOS Katie Ball of American Hoggers in fitness bikini competition

ByDarren O

American Hoggers returns tonight with its Season 4 premiere and Jerry Campbell has himself a new recruit in the fabulous form of bartender and fitness model / competitor Katie Ball. Get to know the 24-year-old Texan that Jerry hopes to groom into a “better, faster, and stronger version of his daughter Krystal” including bikini photos from her appearance at the 2012 West Texas Classic, how much she can squat (important info here folks) as well as a link to her Facebook fan page.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian proposal video and photos

ByAsa Hawks

As you’ve probably heard, Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian last night by renting out AT&T Park (where the San Francisco Giants play baseball) and having a 50-piece orchestra on hand to play while the words “Pleeease Marry Meee!!!” lit up the jumbotron. As the world adjusts to the big news, more photos and even a video has emerged from those in attendance — and we’ve got them all for you here!

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Groom that called in bomb hoax to own wedding sentenced to year in prison

ByDarren O

A British groom who called in a phony bomb threat to his own wedding venue, just days after the Boston Marathon tragedy, has been sentenced to a year in prison. If you missed the original story find out how this serious lack of judgment happened… If you already knew about the really poor decision, check out the serious verbal undressing Neil McArdle was given by the judge.

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VIDEOS Jenna Jameson talks Farrah Abraham on WWHL, seems stoned on Good Day New York

ByAsa Hawks

Former adult film star Jenna Jameson is currently on a publicity tour promoting her new novel, Sugar, with scheduled appearances on Watch What Happens: Live! last night and Good Day New York this morning. After arriving with only five minutes left of the show on WWHL, Jenna did an after show interview in which she talked about her film career and what she thinks of Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham getting into the p0rn business. Then, this morning, Jenna’s appearance on Good Day New York reportedly had to be cut short because she was slurring her speech and appeared to be completely out of it. Keep reading to watch both clips!

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TLC to air Breaking the Faith reality series based on former Mormon FLDS members

ByAsa Hawks

TLC announces it will be premiering a brand new reality series in the spirit of Breaking Amish, but focusing on eight young men and women who have just left the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or “FLDS” as it is more commonly known. The show, titled Breaking the Faith, premieres November 24 and will be followed by another FLDS-based series titled Escaping the Prophet following the life of former FDLS member (and author) Flora Jessop. Keep reading for all the details and see some photos of the ladies that will be featured on the shows!

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Tennessee couple charged with renting out 4 daughters to appear in child pornography

ByDarren O

A federal grand jury has charged Tennessee couple Connie and Ronnie McCall, believed to be strung out on bath slats at the time, with selling their four daughters, ages 5, 12, 15, and 17, to create child pornography. The alleged unspeakable crimes were discovered after investigators looked into what they called “deplorable” living conditions at the family’s trailer. The youngest girl was said to be found with nearly all of her teeth rotted, head and body lice, flea bites and ring worm.

Corey Feldman opens up about sexual abuse, friendship with Michael Jackson in ‘Coreyography’
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Corey Feldman opens up about sexual abuse, friendship with Michael Jackson in ‘Coreyography’

ByEmily

Former teen star Corey Feldman is opening up like never before in his explosive autobiography, Coreyography. With no holds barred, Corey talks about his relationships with Corey Haim, Michael Jackson and Hollywood insiders.

PHOTOS Rihanna kicked out of Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque for unapproved photo shoot
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PHOTOS Rihanna kicked out of Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque for unapproved photo shoot

ByEmily

Bad Gal Riri was at it again last weekend: The singer got kicked out of the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi following an unauthorized photo shoot. This was the third time in less than two months that Rihanna’s created serious trouble with her social media actions…

Kim Kardashian poses for Terry Richardson, says Kanye West dictates her style
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Kim Kardashian poses for Terry Richardson, says Kanye West dictates her style

ByEmily

Kim Kardashian showed off her trim figure in a new photoshoot with Terry Richardson, but admitted in another interview that she hasn’t been working out because she doesn’t like to leave baby North. She also had some interesting comments on the four-month-old’s style…

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UPDATE Kelly Clarkson confirms wedding, shares beautiful photos!

ByDarren O

It’s being widely reported that Kelly Clarkson married fiance Brandon Blackstock over the weekend. The two obtained a marriage license on Tuesday but did they say “I do” already? Find out the source of the rumors that has created a firestorm for one unknown woman and possible trouble for her sister!

Update: No sooner than we posted this up, Kelly confirmed the good news! See two gorgeous photos from her big day. #Congrats

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Fit mom defends “What’s your excuse?” Facebook photo post

ByDarren O

California mother-of-three, Maria Kang, has received a mountain of criticism after a photo she posted on Facebook went viral that shows her very fit physique along with her three young children and the tag “What’s your excuse?” Get her #SorryNotSorry response to a cavalcade of critics accusing her of fat shaming as well as her reply to supporters.

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CeeLo Green to be charged with ecstasy possession, cleared of sexual assault

ByDarren O

The Voice judge CeeLo Green will be cleared of sexual assault, but will be charged with possession of ecstasy, after a woman alleged that the “F**K You” singer slipped the drug in her drink. Get the details of CeeLo’s legal situation and what type of punishment he’ll probably face.

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PHOTOS Martha Stewart in pink Fairy GrandMartha costume at Hub Network Halloween Bash

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight was the Hub Network’s First Annual Halloween Bash and the children’s television network secured the Queen of craft, Martha Stewart to serve as expert judge for the event, which is scheduled to air October 26. As you would expect, Martha arrived in costume herself, wearing the elaborate pink froo froo “Fairy GrandMartha” costume that she also wears on the cover of Martha Stewart Halloween 2013 issue. Keep reading for photos of Martha on the purple carpet and find out more about the Hub Network’s costume contest!

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Before and after photos: Toby Sheldon’s $100k worth of plastic surgeries to look like Justin Bieber

ByStarcasm Staff

33-year-old songwriter Toby Sheldon is such a Justin Bieber fan that he spent five years and $100,000 on plastic surgeon to look more like the pop star! Check out the before and after plastic surgery photos above and see if you think he succeeded. Here’s another “after” picture of Toby in which he is holding…

LISTEN: New Taylor Swift song “Sweeter Than Fiction” for One Chance film

ByStarcasm Staff

Taylor Swift wrote an original song “Sweeter Than Fiction” for the film One Chance, a biopic about Paul Potts, a Britain’s Got Talent winner who had a hard life and stunned the audience with her opera singing. Listen or download Taylor Swift Sweeter Than Fiction for free on Pleer Here’s the trailer for One Chance

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REPORT: Miley Cyrus has been dating a Rolling Stone photographer since before split with Liam

ByStarcasm Staff

Although the provocative singer told Ellen DeGeneres she was “obsessed with being alone,” The Huffington Post reports that Miley Cyrus is definitely dating Rolling Stone photographer Theo Wenner, and has been since this summer before she and Liam publicly split.

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PHOTO LeAnn Rimes’ home wrecker joke posing on back of tow truck

ByAsa Hawks

LeAnn Rimes is once again trying to stir things up with Brandi Glanville as she tweets a photo of herself gleefully riding with her boots in the air on the back of a tow truck with “WRECKER SERVICE” spelled out along the side of the bed. Keep reading to see the full picture, find out what LeAnn wrote to go with it that showed she obviously knew what kind of reaction it would get, and also our prediction for Brandi’s next move in the feud.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kanye West meets Jesus Christ during concert in Seattle

ByAsa Hawks

It was Yeezus meets Jesus last night in Seattle as Kanye West brought out Jesus Christ to segue into his performance of “Jesus Walks” during a 27-song set that kicked off the rapper’s “Yeezus Tour.” Keep reading for a video and photos from the encounter as well as a ten-plus-minute clip from the opening of the show and a complete setlist of the 27 songs performed by Kanye.

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VIDEO Dolly Parton raps on Queen Latifah’s show, calls out Miley Cyrus: “I’ve got your wrecking balls right here!”

ByMichele Marino

Is Dolly Parton trying out a new career? In an episode of The Queen Latifah Show that’s airing Monday, she trades the country for the street to try her hand at rapping—and apparently no topic is off-limits! Check out Dolly as she celebrates her body and gives a hilarious shout-out to her godchild, Miley Cyrus.

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VIDEO Ellen surprises Ruby Tuesday waitress who bought furloughed soliders’ lunches

ByMichele Marino

Ellen DeGeneres has once again made sure that good things happen to good people. On the October 18 episode of Ellen, everybody’s favorite (well, millions of people’s favorite, anyway) talk show host gave 22-year-old Ruby Tuesday server and single mom Sarah Hoidahl a huge surprise in reward for her viral gesture of paying for two furloughed soldiers’ lunches and leaving them a hand-written letter of appreciation.

VIDEOS Dead fetus found in teen shoplifter’s bag at NYC Victoria’s Secret

ByAsa Hawks

17-year-old Tiona Rodriguez of Brooklyn, New York is currently at Bellevue Hospital after she and a friend were stopped for shoplifting at the Herald Square Victoria’s Secret yesterday and it was later discovered that in addition to stolen undergarments, Tiona was carrying a dead fetus in her bag. She later reportedly revealed to officers she had suffered a miscarriage the day before and she and her friend were shoplifting while trying to figure out what to do with the body. Keep reading for the shocking and tragic details, including SFW video news reports and the preliminary autopsy results.

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Why Lorde doesn’t do selfies

ByStarcasm Staff

16-year-old Ella Yelich-O’Connor, better known as Lorde, is the latest chart-topping pop sensation. In a time when other pop singers are posting multiple selfies on social media, and going farther and farther with oversexualized music videos, this teen shows very little skin and there are barely any photos out there of her. The ones that are out there are very specially chosen. This girl is flipping the script on the assumed guidebook of modern pop stardom. And it’s working.

Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to change the constitution, run for president
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to change the constitution, run for president

ByEmily

The former governor of California is reportedly lobbying for a constitutional amendment that would allow him to run for president. Arnold Schwarzenegger would need to change the second article of the American Constitution, which says foreign born citizens are ineligible for the presidency.

Danielle from American Pickers
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American Pickers’ Danielle Colby reveals she was sexually molested as a child, in abusive relationships as an adult

ByAsa Hawks

Just after announcing she was launching the first annual Iowa Burlesque Festival, American Pickers star Danielle Colby (who dances burlesque under the name Dannie Diesel) responded to criticisms received online with a lengthy heartfelt response explaining why she finds burlesque dancing beautiful and empowering. Although she obviously has no problems “shaking her sugar” on stage, Danielle doesn’t usually like to share details about her personal life, but her reservations seem to go out the window as talks openly about her Jehovah’s Witnesses upbringing, being sexually molested as a child (along with her sister), and being in abusive relationships as an adult.

Colin Wilkinson lashes out at sister Kendra Wilkinson, says she’s an ‘inconsiderate b*tch’
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Colin Wilkinson lashes out at sister Kendra Wilkinson, says she’s an ‘inconsiderate b*tch’

ByEmily

Kendra Wilkinson may be gaining a new child, but the reality TV star’s brother says their relationship is over! Although he once walked her down the aisle, Colin Wilkinson says his relationship with his sister is so badly damaged that he never wants to talk to her again.

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham gets ‘MOM’ tattoo in honor of herself

ByAsa Hawks

It’s TGIF y’all! And by TGIF of course I mean “Thank God I’m Farrah,” which appears to be the message of Farrah Abraham’s new tattoo. The former Teen Mom showed off her new ankle ink (inkle?) yesterday, revealing a colorful floral background with a bright red heart, over top of which is a banner that reads “MOM.” Now, the “MOM” tattoo is perhaps the most common of all tattoos, but leave it to Farrah to make it a rare oddity by putting it in a rather unexpected self-centered context.