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Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 casts uniting for ‘Ask the Moms’ special

ByAsa Hawks

It’s the MTV crossover event of the decade! All the mothers from Teen Mom 2 as well as the original Teen Mom (sans Farrah Abraham) will reunite on stage in New York City on August 24 for the taping of the MTV “Ask the Moms” Special! Keep reading for all the details as well as information on how to get tickets!

REPORT Jacqueline Laurita returning to Real Housewives of New Jersey to stir up more drama
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REPORT Jacqueline Laurita returning to Real Housewives of New Jersey to stir up more drama

ByEmily

Despite a wild hair-pulling incident, Bravo producers reportedly think this season of Real Housewives of New Jersey is too tame… So they’re bringing back Jacqueline Laurita so she can publicly feud with sister-in-law Dina Manzo.

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Former Real Housewife Dana Wilkey indicted on federal fraud charges

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star-for-a-minute Dana Wilkey — you remember, the event planner with $25,000 sunglasses and the genius multi-lingual child? Anyways, it appears as though Dana may have paid for her expensive shades by being expensively shady as she has been named with two other women in a federal fraud indictment!

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Ramona Singer officially splits from Mario Singer

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Ramona Singer filed for divorce from her husband on 22 years, Mario Singer, back in January, but it appeared as though the two were working things out. That has all apparently changed just one day after photos of Mario and his mistress Kasey Dexter reuniting surfaced online. Ramona took to Facebook and Twitter today and officially announced their relationship is over.

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VIDEO Jenelle Evans on responsible pet ownership, mistreating her dog Moogan on Teen Mom 2 episode

ByAsa Hawks

Less than 24 hours after news broke that Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith’s dog Moogan was stolen by two overzealous sisters concerned for the Husky’s well-being, Jenelle was shown on an episode of Teen Mom 2 mistreating the Husky. Today MTV posted a clip in which Jenelle talks about responsible pet ownership, and admits that she was overwhelmed and shouldn’t have taken out her anger and frustration out on Moogan.

Kevin Smith blames Jennifer Garner for breaking up his friendship with Ben Affleck
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Kevin Smith blames Jennifer Garner for breaking up his friendship with Ben Affleck

ByEmily

In the 1990s and early 2000s, Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck were two of the most consistent movie-making partners. Fast-forward a decade from their last collaboration and it sounds like the former friends aren’t even on speaking terms — and Kevin says it’s largely because of Ben’s wife.

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REPORT: Tallulah Willis is in rehab

ByStarcasm Staff

According to Star Magazine 20-year-old Tallulah Willis is in rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse. According to Star’s website, Tallulah entered The Meadows addiction center in Arizona on July 23, the same day she posted the above image on Instagram with the caption “the last supper. #ifuknoUkno.” Star’s sources report that her sister Scout told…

VIDEO PETA posts $16,000 reward for arrest of Grand Canyon squirrel-kicking culprit

ByDarren O

A video of a man callously luring and then kicking a squirrel off the edge of the Grand Canyon has garnered such an outcry that PETA has now put out a large cash reward for the identification and arrest of the man responsible. Find out what spokespersons from both PETA and the Grand Canyon had to say about the heinous act.

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Kanye West tells lawyer he needs hall pass to say ‘n’ word

ByDarren O

Kim Kardashian’s husband was pure Kanye during his deposition in that case where he’s accused of knocking around a paparazzo and destroying the dude’s camera. Get West’s thoughts on his own mental prowess in comparison to Britney Spears and how the struggles of celebrities in modern Hollywood are parallel in some ways to those fighting for civil rights back in the ’60s.

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MUG SHOTS Two sisters arrested for stealing Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith’s dog

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2‘s usually trouble-prone star Jenelle Evans has been doing phenomenally well at staying out of trouble since her arrest after an altercation with boyfriend (and dad-to-be) Nathan Griffith back in December, but that hasn’t stopped the headline-grabbing drama from finding her. The most recent incident involved a bit of online drama that got out of hand and resulted in two overzealous sisters being booked and charged with stealing Jenelle and Nathan’s dog!

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E! renews Botched for Season 2

ByAsa Hawks

E! announced earlier today that they have renewed their plastic surgery gone awry then gone a-right reality series Botched starring plastic surgeon Real Househusbands Dr. Paul Nassif and Dr. Terry Dubrow for a second season. I’m particularly thrilled at the announcement because I think it is the best new reality show of 2014. Keep reading for the announcement, the doctors’ reactions, and my reasoning for thinking Botched is the best new reality show of 2014.

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Who is Peter Quill’s father in Guardians of the Galaxy?

ByAsa Hawks

First, let me say that if you’re on the fence about checking out Marvel’s seemingly light-hearted comic-book-based summer blockbuster Guardians of the Galaxy, then waiver no more! The film is a raucously joyful roller coaster that perfectly balances action, humor and heart thanks to an amazing cast of actors portraying an amazing cast of characters — all of which are handled wonderfully by director James Gunn! That being said, the film did leave a couple burning questions, as comic book movies with potential sequels often do. Keep reading to find out the answer to the biggest unanswered question from the film, which might reveal a great deal about what we can expect in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel! Needless to say… SPOILER ALERT!!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, MTV cameras present for Leah’s first day of school

ByDarren O

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley accomplished one of the simultaneously toughest and proudest moments that parents can go through as they took their daughter Leah to her first day of kindergarten today. See an adorable pic of Leah that includes a photobomb from what we’re assuming is an MTV cameraman!

PHOTOS MTV’s Scream TV series cast revealed

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been more than a year since MTV made the announcement it would be bringing the super popular Scream horror movie franchise to the small screen, and earlier today the network revealed the project is finally getting underway in a press release that included who has been cast for the pilot! Keep reading for all the announced cast members and descriptions of all their characters as well as descriptions of other characters to be featured in the series!

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Kid Rock goes off on lawyers over Insane Clown Posse glass sex toy case

ByDarren O

Kid Rock has responded in epic fashion to having his name dragged through the mud in the bizarre Insane Clown Posse glass sex toy case with letters to all parties involved. Get the brief history of how this madness came to pass and then read as Kid Rock eviscerates the “a**holes” that are “the worst kind of scum.”

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Game of Thrones reminds pot smoking foster parent of baby left in hot car

ByDarren O

29-year-old foster parent Seth Jackson of Wichita, Kansas has been charged with first degree murder following the death of a 10-month-old baby girl under his care after he left her in a sweltering car on July 24. Get the details on the tragedy as he was said to have been reminded that the child was in the car while he ate leftover pizza, smoked marijuana and heard a crying baby on an episode of Game of Thrones that he was watching with his partner.

PHOTOS VIDEO Mom dresses 4-year-old daughter in Hooters costume for pageant

ByAsa Hawks

England’s Channel 5 is picking up where TLC’s cancelled Toddlers & Tiaras left off with their documentary Blinging Up Baby featuring pageant moms “kitting out their children in top-to-toe glamour.” One of those moms is quickly gaining notoriety around the world after she was shown dressing up her four-year-old daughter in a Hooters uniform! Keep reading for photos and video of little Scarlett’s performance and mom Liane’s defense of the costume.

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Anna Paquin explains to Larry King what it means to be married, monogamous and bisexual

ByStarcasm Staff

Anna Paquin joined Larry King’s internet talk show Larry King Now to gab about the success of True Blood, but she ended up schooling the 80-year-old talk show host about what it means to be bisexual and in a monogamous relationship. When King asked if she was a “non practicing bisexual,” Anna replied, “Well, I…

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PHOTO JWoww goes blonde

ByAsa Hawks

Jenni “JWoww” Farley continues to go through some serious life changes! Just three weeks after officially transitioning from JWoww to JMomm with the birth of daughter Meilani Alexandra, and only one week after abandoning her Jersey Shore look for more lady-like Victorian attire, the 28-year-old reality star has dyed her trademark Guidette brunette hair blonde!

UPDATE – Now includes an additional photo of JWoww’s “finished product!”

VIDEO Taylor Swift surprises young cancer patient with sing-along

ByDarren O

During a visit to Boston Children’s Hospital, Taylor Swift had a beautiful encounter with one of the most enthusiastic kids you’ll ever meet, Jordan Lee Nickerson. See the video as the boy who’s been asked to deal with more by the age of 6 than anyone ever should, steals the show and reminds us all of the power of seeing the world through a child’s eyes.

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PHOTO Javi Marroquin meets Miley Cyrus

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 dad Javi Marroquin has not kept his admiration for pop star Miley Cyrus a secret, often times tweeting about it and even wearing shirts featuring the 21-year-old singer on the show. This weekend Javi and his brother Sal Marroquin went to see the Bangerz Tour at Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center and they got to get up close and personal with Miley — and her tongue!

Megan Fox: F*ck off if you don’t love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Megan Fox: F*ck off if you don’t love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

ByDarren O

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles starring Megan Fox hits theaters nationwide this Friday. The highly-anticipated summer blockbuster has had, as franchises with passionate fan bases always do, its fair share of detractors ever since the news of its existence was first announced. During a recent press conference Fox had some choice words for all the pre-haters.

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Florida bride brawls with knife wielding accidental photobomber

ByDarren O

It’s time for a another public service announcement from your friends here at Starcasm. Florida, weddings, photo bombs and knives do not mix! Find out how a beach vendor found himself beaten and holding off an irate wedding party by wielding a filet knife he managed to procure from his truck.

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber hides face, lets his butt hang out in Ibiza

ByAsa Hawks

Justin Bieber is one of the apparent millions of celebrities currently vacationing in Ibiza, and the 20-year-old Orlando Bloom punchee was getting off a boat when he demonstrated his paparazzi priorities by hiding his face with a towel and letting his shorts magically dangle almost to his knees.