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PHOTOS Pauly D celebrates his birthday with family at an amusement park

ByAsa Hawks

Yesterday (July 5) was Pauly D’s birthday and the Jersey Shore star celebrated it Jersey shore style – by riding rides at an amusement park with his family! Though he is technically 31 now, little Paul DelVecchio looked all of 12 as he rode a couple different roller coasters and took his turn on a colorful inflatable slide – all with his mom right there beside him. Keep reading for all the fun pics and take the poll to let us know which Jersey Shore cast member you’d most like to visit and amusement park with!

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Teen Mom Jersey Shore? Kailyn Lowry meets The Situation: MTV Worlds Collide

ByStarcasm Staff

MTV reality show worlds almost imploded Friday when Teen Mom 2’s Kailyn Lowry was strolling on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, NJ, and saw none other than The Situation chilling outside of the T-Shirt shop the Jersey Shore kids have to work at. Both MTV-lebrities were filming for their respective shows, so MTV put the kibosh on the two of them meeting.The producers probably muttered something about the world exploding after briefly concocting a showmance storyline between the two reality stars.

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Snooki and ex Jionni LaValle kiss and hold hands in Seaside Heights, are they dating again?

ByStarcasm Staff

In early June Snooki reportedly broke up with boyfriend of eight months Jionni LaValle while taping in Florence, Italy. Now, back in Seaside Heights, they’re kissing and holding hands on the boardwalk. Which means . . they’re probably back together, if they ever really were broken up to begin with.

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PHOTOS Snooki and JWoww looking at home in Seaside Heights

ByAsa Hawks

Some things were just made for each other: peanut butter and jelly, Johnny Cash and June Carter, Heather Locklear and Melrose Place, and the cast of Jersey Shore and… the Jersey shore! See a few pictures of the dynamic Guidette duo Snooki and JWoww back in familiar surroundings and looking as Snookish and JWowwish as ever!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast returns to Seaside Heights to film Season 5

ByAsa Hawks

The prodigal sons and daughters have returned! The cast of Jersey Shore are back in their old digs in the infamous beach house where it all began to begin shooting Season 5 of the show on Monday. In a surprise move, MTV decided to bump up filming of Season 5 to maintain the chemistry of the cast – which also meant the guys and gals have been basically sequestered since their stint in Italy ended a little over a week ago. Keep reading for the welcome home shots and a little more info about the quick turnaround on shooting!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast packs up and leaves Florence Italy

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like only yesterday Snooki was loading her stuffed alligator onto an airplane at Newark airport, signaling the beginning of the five-week Jersey Shore invasion of Florence, Italy. Well, now the five weeks are up and the porta party that is the Jersey Shore cast are packing their bags and heading back stateside. Keep reading for the sad scene as all eight guys and gals pack up and head out, leaving Florence basically intact.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s JWoww is “chef chic” in Florence

ByAsa Hawks

The Florentine festivities continue for the cast of Jersey Shore as the transplanted reality stars were treated to a cooking lesson at the Trattoria Nella restaurant Thursday. While waiting for her pasta to become al dente, JWoww seized the opportunity for a smoke break and a spontaneous pastarazzi photoshoot while still wearing her apron and chef’s hat!

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PHOTO Jersey Shore cast poses for official photo in Florence with Italian flag and a Vespa scooter

ByStarcasm Staff

The guys and gals of Jersey Shore put on their Saturday night best and posed for an official photoshoot on the streets of Florence along with an Italian flag (held by Vinny Guadagnino, whose extended family is from Italy) and a gold Vespa scooter. I don’t know that they’ve ever looked better!

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PHOTOS JWoww’s new praying hands and cross tattoo

ByStarcasm Staff

There were reports a couple days ago that Jenni “JWoww” Farley and her boyfriend Roger Mathews had stopped into a tattoo parlor and got tattoos and today Jwoww unveiled the newest addition to her collection of skin art: a large pair of praying hands clasping a large cross on her right shoulder! Keep reading to see some great photos of the tat and find out what recent sad event inspired JWoww to get it.

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PHOTOS BIOS The Situation’s twin girlfriends Erica Taltos and Brittany Taltos?

ByAsa Hawks

Find out all about Erica Taltos and Brittany Taltos, the two blond University of Florida twin sisters who have been spending a great deal of time under the arms of Jersey Shore‘s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino while “studying” in Florence, Italy this summer! Could The Situation be headed for his own Sister Wives spin off reality series?!?

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Vinny and Snooki busk for change in Florence

ByStarcasm Staff

I suppose I just need to start a “Jersey Shore in Florence Photo of the Day” column because the hilarious pictures just keep coming in! The latest Jersey Shorence gem features the odd duo of Snooki and Vinny Guadagnino getting their busk on while chillaxing on the sidewalk. Vinny plays a ukulele (“very well” according to the photographer’s description) while Snooki silently holds out her large white ball cap hoping for donations.

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Greatest Jersey Shore photo ever? Snooki, bullhorn, and a gypsy in Florence

ByAsa Hawks

See what I seriously consider to be the single greatest Jersey Shore photograph ever taken featuring Snooki talking to a begging gypsy woman through a bullhorn in a compositionally perfect representation of the hedonistic and ascetic inclinations of the human condition. Keep reading for my verbose, over-the-top pontification of its many merits. (Oh, and did I mention it’s hilarious?)

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Pauly D and Vinny fight in the street, film The Hangover 3

ByAsa Hawks

You can take the boys out of Jersey but you can’t take the Jersey out of the boys! The streets of Italy were transformed into a WWE ring as Jersey Shore stud muffins Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino re-enacted the Peter Griffin vs. Chicken fight from Family Guy in the heart of Florence last night! But that’s just one of the highlights from a single evening that produced enough crazy photos to be the closing credits for The Hangover 3. Keep reading for all the rasslin’, homoromanticism and child mannequin harassment you can stand! (Wait, what’s Vienna Girardi doing with The Situation?!?)

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Jersey Shore calls Florence’s bluff, exposes big time party town?

ByRuby Turpin

Florence, Italy may well be the cultural capital of Europe. With art and architectural treasure comparable to Rome or Paris and a walkable central district smaller than some American mega-malls, Florence packs a serious cultural wallop. Add some of the best food and wine in the world and an ethereally beautiful countryside, and you have an unstoppable combination of attractions for practically anyone willing to apply for a passport and board a plane.

But, Florence is also a mecca for good-timing young folks from around the globe – a place where they can tell their parents about soaking in the likes of Brunelleschi, Michelangelo and da Vinci while actually spending all day and night soaking in the spirits of Brunello (wine) and house music at the disco. It’s a side of Florence vital to their economy, but not something the want to publicize – especially on, say, one of the most popular reality series in the world! Keep reading for our in-depth report from Ruby Turpin, our resident academic currently vacationing in Florence!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry visits Jersey Shore

ByAsa Hawks

In what sounds like an MTV crossover event, Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry headed to Seaside Heights, New Jersey today for some fun and sun with her friend Kim. Of course the boys and girls of Jersey Shore weren’t patrolling their home turf as they are currently in Italy filming Season 4, but that didn’t stop me from using the magical powers of Photoshop to bring the MTV stars together. (Plus, find out about the interesting feller Kailyn did meet!)

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PHOTOS Snooki and boyfriend Jionni LaValle kiss and make up after nightclub argument

ByAsa Hawks

Shortly after Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi drove her Fiat Multipla into an Italian police car, her boyfriend Jionni LaValle flew into Florence to comfort his diminutive darling. The two were seen arguing at a club June 2 but were back out on the streets of Italy literally kissing and making up the next day! Something tells me Season 4 of Jersey Shore is going to include a romantic Italian marriage proposal! Can you say Snooki spin off?

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Jersey Shore Season 5 ordered; Season 4 in Italy premieres August 4

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore just won’t ever quit. It’s fourth season, which is filming now in Florence, Italy will air on MTV in the U.S. starting August 4, 201 at 10 PM EST. But that’s not the end of the GLT-pack. Not even close. They’ll return to Seaside Heights to film a fifth season of spray-tan scented partying.

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PHOTOS Snooki sports a prank neck brace after police car crash; starts fashion craze?

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wasn’t about to let a little neck injury get in her way of making her usual bold fashion statement as she proudly strutted the streets of Florence, Italy wearing a huge whiplash neck brace just one day after driving her vehicle into an Italian police car! In addition to the medichic horse collar, Snooki was also wearing an amazing pair of sunglasses you have to see to believe!

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Snooki crashes car into police vehicle, currently in custody in Florence, Italy

ByAsa Hawks

The cast of Jersey Shore have spent a relatively quiet couple of weeks in Florence, Italy with the only headlines being Ronnie’s scuffle with The Situation and Deena’s novelty nude David apron. Snooki must have realized their reputations as fun-loving rabble rousers were at stake so she apparently took matters into her own hands and drove her car into a parked police car!

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PHOTO – Jwoww looks pretty and sweet in her floppy romantic hat

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s hard to deny it. Jersey Shore’s bad girl Jenni Jwoww Farley is a pretty lady sometimes (the rest of the time, she’s a pretty tough lady who will knock your teeth into your ankles if you look at her wrong, or a hot chick making unfortunate fashion choices). Shes looks especially lovely in this…

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PHOTOS Snooki pulls a groin – this time it’s her own

ByAsa Hawks

We all know Snooki’s got some gymnastic chops as evidenced by some of her high school cheerleading videos as well as her recent showmanship inside a professional wrestling ring. But, Snooks may have been a bit out of practice when she decided to show off her Rockette Snookette high kick for photographers in Florence, Italy earlier today as she appears to injure herself in the Snooki cookie area.

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PHOTO Jersey Shore’s Ronnie and Sammi holding hands in Italy – are they back together again again?

ByAsa Hawks

More photos of the Jersey Shore cast in Italy continue to come in and the latest batch features on again off again on again off again on again couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola holding hands and looking (as they do early in every season) to be a happy couple once more. (Collective sigh around the world) Keep reading for the PDA as well as a rather revealing photo of Ronnie in which the city of Florence attempts to tell Sammi what everyone else has been saying for years!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese as a naked man?

ByAsa Hawks

The hi jinx continues in Tuscany as the feisty fun-lovin guys and gals of Jersey Shore continue filming season 4 of their reality series on location in Florence, Italy. Up until now our focus has been on the intimidating attire and proportions of JWoww, but newest cast member Deena Nicole Cortese steps into the spotlight today for her eye-popping proportions courtesy to the King of Proportions himself, Michelangelo! (Safe for work with safe for classroom links)

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‘The Situation’ threatens to sue ‘The Confrontation’

ByDarren O

The Situation’s pop Frank Sorrentino, also known as The Confrontation, has continued his verbal war against who he calls his a-hole son that broke his heart. Well the Sitch has finally returned fire with an email threat from his lawyers. Read on to find out what Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino is threatening and Frank’s hard line reaction to it all.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast puts the T in GTL in the ITL (Go to a tanning salon in Italy)

ByStarcasm Staff

The surreal confluence of Jersey Shore meets Italy continues as the cast gets acclimated to their new Tuscan digs – or perhaps it would be more accurate to say “as their new Tuscan digs get acclimated to them.”

One thing America’s favorite Guidos and Guidettes will not allow is for a trip to Florence, Italy to interfere with their acronympho mantra, GTL! The boys and gals were photographed earlier on their way to a tanning salon – and from the looks of them and their attire it seems the G and the L are safe as well! (For those of you in Florence or other remote regions of the world not yet familiar with the Guidocabulary, GTL stands for Gym, Tan, Laundry.)

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PHOTO JWoww looks UNBELIEVABLE heading to a disco in Florence Italy

ByAsa Hawks

Just in case you were wondering how Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley got her nickname, this (rather grainy) photo from Florence, Italy tonight should explain it perfectly! JWoww packed herself into a white form-fitting mini dress before strutting out to disco ‘Otel’ looking like New Jersey’s version of “The Birth of Venus.”

There is just no way Florence could possibly be prepared for this!

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PHOTOS First night in Italy for the Jersey Shore cast and they… ride a carousel?

ByAsa Hawks

Maybe it’s because the clubs don’t open until late in Florence, or it maybe it’s because there are no clubs in Florence, but whatever the reason the cast of Jersey Shore hit the streets for their first night out in Italy and wound up smushing some carousel horses!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast arrives in Florence, Italy

ByAsa Hawks

The cast of Jersey Shore can now officially be added to the long list of Italian invaders that includes the Byzantines, Franks, Visigoths and even the Allied forces of World War II. See pictures of the elite Guido and Guidette forces as they invade the Jewel of the Renaissance: Florence, Italy.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore girls Snooki, JWoww, Sammi and Deena leave for Italy

ByAsa Hawks

Guidette party girls Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Deena Nicole Cortese left the country earlier today to begin filming on Season 4 of Jersey Shore in Florence, Italy. The four grand, tanned and unmanned brunettes were photographed at Newark Airport with a wide array of animal print accessories including luggage and… animals?!?

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VIDEOS ‘The Situation’s’ dad ‘The Confrontation’ brutally calls out son

ByDarren O

In this line of work you see some strange strange things. I can’t recall in recent memory anything quite like the rampaging videos that Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino, “The Situation,” has had posted ripping him a new one from his own pops. Frank Sorrentino, “The Confrontation,” has launched a website with the apparent desire to go after his boy, to flat out call him out on forgetting where he came from. Get prepared to have your brain imploded by the new model for family dysfunction clips!

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant

ByAsa Hawks

I guess we all figured that with all that smushin’ there would eventually be some pushin’ and that’s exactly what two-time Jersey Shore cast-off Angelina Pivarnick will be doing at some point in the next nine months – because she’s pregnant! Keep reading for baby daddy info and a whole bunch of Angelina snark.

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PHOTOS: How did Snooki lose weight?

ByStarcasm Staff

Just a few pounds make a big difference on pint-sized Jersey Shore caricature Snooki Polizzi. During her wildly popular run on the first three seasons of MTV’s Jersey Shore, Snooki, who struggled with an eating disorder in high school, carried a few extra pounds. The lifestyle featured on the show, boozing and lounging,didn’t exactly help…

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick receives surprise proposal on red carpet

ByDarren O

In the midst of all this Hollywood heartbreak divorce news about love gone wrong its refreshing to see the other end of the love spectrum. Jersey Shore starlet Angelina Pivarnick thought it was just another red carpet day with her boyfriend when unexpectedly David Kovacs got down on one knee in front of the press and everyone else and proposed! Awwwwwwwwww.

Read on for some fantastic photos of the genuinely surprised Jersey love.

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PHOTOS The Situation at the 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Ultra-glamorized Guidettes Snooki and JWoww weren’t the only Jersey Shore cast member representin’ at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. We all know that and event isn’t an event unless it’s a Situation!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino stayed a little truer to his Jersey Shore roots than his female cast mates, looking like he just hopped out of a Seaside Heights night club in dark denim jeans, dark jacket, V-neck shirt, no tie and ultra-white tongue-out sneakers.

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PHOTOS Jenni JWoww Farley imposter at 2011 Grammy Awards

ByAsa Hawks

HOLY CRAP! This may be more jaw-dropping than Lady Gaga showing up in an egg! Jersey Shore‘s Jenni JWoww Farley has gone through yet another makeover, this time emerging as an super-estrogenalized version of Rose McGowan – and I mean that in a scary good way! Keep reading for a heapin’ helpin’ of the brand spankin’ new, fully animal-printed JMeowwwww!!!

UPDATE – My astonishment at JWoww’s remarkable makeover was justified because it’s not really JWoww at all! That’s what I get for trusting the photography website’s caption more than my own two eyes. Anyways… Somebody looked fierce!

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PHOTO Who is JWoww’s new boyfriend Roger Matthews?

ByStarcasm Staff

JWoww has reportedly moved on after her split last summer with long-time boyfriend Tom Lippolis (who later sued her for claiming that he helped her get famous.) She’s was caught in a cheating scandal this summer with an oil truck-driver named Roger Williams, but now she has been most recently linked to another Roger, bodybuilder…

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JWoww tweets Teen Mom Maci Bookout’s stylish new look

ByDarren O

It’s looking more and more like Teen Mom Maci Bookout is goin’ Hollywood. Life & Style is reporting that she’s had breast augmentation surgery and a recent photo posted by JWoww of all people shows a stylized and blonde hair extension rockin’ upgrade. Read on for an all around Bookout update including her reaction to the infamous beer bong pics and video as well as a full image of the photo tweeted by JWoww of a new and improved Maci!

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VIDEO – Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has rectal bleeding

ByStarcasm Staff

Tomorrow night on Jersey Shore we get to see Ronnie Ortiz-Magro get an anal probe because he’s experiencing rectal bleeding! Scary! Sammi, who punched him last episode and now regrets the violence, went with him to the doctor to him checked out. Hopefully we can take as a spoiler the fact that there’s been no…

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PHOTOS JWoww WOWS at recent promotional appearance

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore hottie Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley made a recent appearance at a GNC store in Paramus, NJ to promote the supplement Ab Cuts by Revolution. I’m not sure what Ab Cuts supplements but from the event photos of JWoww it is apparent she didn’t need any cleavage supplementation! She let her fans know via Twitter about the appearance but she forgot to mention the beyond skin tight dress she would wear. Folks would of been lining up from GNC to the friggin’ Turnpike. Check her Wowness out!

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Jersey Shore Season 4 to be filmed in… ITALY!

ByAsa Hawks

Beginning later this year the Jersey Shore mantra GTL will stand for Gorgonzola, Tuscany and Leonardo as America’s favorite group of hedonistic Guidos and Guidettes head to their homeland for the fourth season of their hit reality series. That’s right – Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww, Pauly D, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny and Deena will be packing their bags and headed to Italy! Keep reading for the official statement from MTV and a very unfortunate mashup of The Situation and Michelangelo’s David!

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VIDEO Snooki’s publicist vs. Bill O’Reilly’s producer

ByDarren O

These are strange media times we’re living in and I have a wonderful example of this via a video clip from The O’Reilly Factor. Watch as Bill O’Reilly’s publicist attempts to barge in on a Snooki book signing but gets headed off at the pass by the Jersey Shore reality star’s publicist. Middle men and women of the world unite!

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PHOTOS Snooki’s new look at book signing in Brick, New Jersey

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was almost unrecognizable without her pouf and sporting a different make-up style while signing copies of her new book, A Shore Thing, at the Barnes and Noble book store in Brick, New Jersey earlier today. Keep reading for more photos including Snooki’s new man, Jionni LaValle!

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese bikini, red carpet and partying pics

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore returns to desterilize America’s living rooms tonight with a third season of their Garden State flavored brand of hedonism that millions of fans (like me!) gobble up like so much high-calorie low-nutrition fast food value meals! Keep reading to check out the latest addition to the menu, 23-year-old Deena Nicole Cortese, the self-proclaimed “party in a body” hand-selected by Snooki to stir up even more drama in the only beach house currently under quarantine by the CDC!

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Does Snooki need rehab for her drinking problem?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzo is a charming little fireball who took the world by storm with her guido and guidette friends on MTV’s Jersey Shore last year. They became pop culture icons for their over-the-top personalities, penchant for alcohol binges and the indiscriminate sexual activity that can accompany it. Most people who have been to college,…

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PHOTO – Jersey Shore’s Snooki Polizzi inside a Seaside Heights ball drop for 2011

ByStarcasm Staff

2011 will not only be brought in with a Wig Drop at Andy Cohen’s Bravo clubhouse, but MTV is bringing in the New Year with a Snooki Drop! Snooki was originally supposed to be in the ball at Times Square, but got denied by the Times Square Alliance, so they moved the party to Seaside…

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VIDEOS Jersey Shore’s Vinny spoofs Old Spice ad plus an extended season 3 trailer

ByDarren O

Starcasm has been a huge fan of Old Spice’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” commercials since the very first one appeared over the TV airwaves. We’ve also shown mad love for all the would be reality starts hustling down along the Jersey Shore. Well two of our pop-culture worlds have collided as Vinny Guadagnino from JS has thrown down with his own Isaiah Mustafa impersonation in a spot for MTV!

Bonus: Catch a fantastic extended trailer for season 3 set to begin on January 6th.

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Jwoww wants her naked photos back from Tom Lippolis

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore’s Jwoww is a looker and it looks like we all could be looking at ALL of her if her lawyers don’t get their way in a current court battle with her ex Thomas Lippolis. Lippolis has turned sour grapes into a $300,000 money grab disguised as a lawsuit. It looks like Jwoww will pay part of this amount for business manger services her ex provided with one very important condition; that he hand over his collection of butt naked photos that he has of the sexy reality star!

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Jwoww being sued by ex Thomas Lippolis

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore’s resident hottie Jwoww, real name Jenni Farley, is finding herself on the wrong friggin’ end of a lawsuit. The dude who is trying to creep on some of Jwoww’s hard earned bank is her ex boyfriend Thomas “Sour Grapes” Lippolis.

Find out what his claims are against Jwoww and just how much of her hard earned money he believes is rightfully his.

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PHOTO Angelina Pivarnick in the hospital with a spider bite on her eye

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick was all set to sign a contract yesterday that would pave the way for the release of her new rap single “I’m Hot” when she was bitten on the face by a spider! See a gruesome photo of the hard-luck, twice-shafted Jersey Shore cast member taken in a hospital earlier today!

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PHOTOS Melissa Rycroft as pregnant Snooki, Tye Strickland as Pauly D

ByAsa Hawks

Former Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft and husband Tye Strickland decided to bring down the taste level at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween Event by dressing up as America’s favorite guido and guidette, Snooki and Pauly D from Jersey Shore!

The hilarious costumes were only made more so by the fact that Melissa Rycroft has a little fried pickle in the oven!

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PHOTO Mike Sorrentino’s book cover for ‘Here’s the Situation’

ByAsa Hawks

For all of you wannabe Guidos who couldn’t learn enough about the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades, and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just the book for you! Keep reading for all the deets about The Sitch’s book as well as his workout DVD!

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PHOTOS JWoww looking… impeccably exquisite?!?

ByAsa Hawks

Wh-wh-wh-what?!? Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took to the streets of Manhattan today looking almost unrecognizable in a tastefully stylish outfit that could have been stolen right off the back of Audrey Hepburn!

Don’t get me wrong – the dress still has the JWoww spirit thanks to a chest-revealing neckline and a thick band of black lace-like leaves around the waist, but I think even Tim Gunn and Michael Kors would have to pause and nod their heads in approval of this makeover!