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Top 10 Taylor Lautner Leaning Photos

Being a fully licensed celebrity foible-ologist I am sometimes burdened with the unpleasant task of being the first to diagnose famous people with some pretty unpleasant maladies. Such is the case with Twilight heart throb Taylor Lautner who not only suffers from lycanthropy, but also has one of the worst cases of simple chronic tiltosis I have ever seen! See the startling visual evidence!

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DWTS dance instructor Tony Dovolani tells Kate Gosselin “I quit” after stormy fight

Kate Gosselin is proving that she can still bring the drama to reality television when she riled her dance instructor and partner, the normally cool Tony Dovolani, into a tizzy. During rehearsals for the second week, frustrated Kate, who doesn’t take to dancing naturally, made Tony feel like she thought he didn’t know how to…

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Lindsay Lohan releases new single “Stuck”

We weren’t looking, but we all found white powder literally billowing out of Lindsay Lohan’s shoes Saturday. We also weren’t looking for her to release a single today, but that happened too. That’s right, in the middle of her worldwide death poll Lindsay tried to quietly drop a new single, “Stuck”. Unfortunately it’s not exploding…

VIDEO – Kelis’ new video ‘Acapella’ is a visual symphony

Kelis may be having some trouble getting ex-husband Nas to pay child support, but she knows how to bang a beat and treat our eyes for a buck, so she’ll be alright. A truly mesmerizing video for her latest work, “Acapello” debuted today on her site, iamkelis.com. It’s the leading track for her upcoming album…

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Are Erin Andrews & Maksim Chmerkovskiy dating? The DWTS partners are getting romantic

Maksim told People: ESPN’s Erin Andrews and her DWTS partner Maksim Chemerkovskiy may be dating according to him. The pair have been spotted out together outside of practice for Dancing With The Stars, and he told a Hollywoodlife.com reporter that they may be dating. “She’s very friendly, super nice, great personality. She does not hold…

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Bethenny Frankel’s ‘Romantic’ Amsale’s Kenneth Pool wedding dress

Reality TV’s b!tch!iest barb-slinger Bethenny Frankel got married yesterday (March 28, 2010) at Four Seasons Hotel in New York City to Jason Hoppy. She is 7 1/2 months pregnant with the couple’s first child. You can catch Bethenny pre-wedding in a cute jogging outfit with “bride” on the booty, but pics of Bethenny in her…

Peaches Geldoff fired from Miss Ultimo after Reddit heroin one-night stand scandal

Peaches Geldoff has been replaced by Kelly Brook as the face and body of British underwear line Miss Ultimo because Thatcoolguyben on reddit said he had a heroin fused romp with Peaches that landed him vomiting the next morning in a Scientology sauna. Although Peaches’ lawyer came out to deny that Peaches did heroin with…

Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video from New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankhh

Normally when a musician takes a “stripped down” approach to their new single they don’t mean it literally, but in Erykah Badu’s music video for “Window Seat,” she walks through downtown Dallas removing her clothes piece by piece until there ain’t nothin’ left but 100% Badu! Click to watch the pixelated version.

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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

See the photos and find out what sniglet I came up with to describe twitter breast photos!

Bethenny Frankel arriving for her New York City wedding
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Bethenny Frankel wedding photos!

Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel became a real Real Housewife of New York City tonight by marrying boyfriend and future baby daddy Jason Poppy in an intimate, closed ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Click to see photos of RHONYC arrivals Ramona, Mario, Alex, Simon and Bethenny!

PHOTO John Travolta promotes ‘Thigh-entology’ at Australian Grand Prix

Actor John Travolta will be waving the checkered flag at the Australian Formula One Grand Prix at the Albert Park Circuit on March 27, 2010. But, prior to his arrival at the track, the world’s second most famous Scientologist took time to pose for photographers at the Melbourne airport wearing a pilot’s uniform and escorting two spindle-legged models dressed as film noir flight attendants.

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Any truth to Countess Luann de Lesseps cheating rumors?

This third season of Real Housewives of New York has been breaking ratings records, and breaking the fragile skin of all the housewives. Sure, these fights and blow-ups are staged, but the non-stop barbs and assaults must surely slice their delicate socialite skins on occasion. One must suffer dearly for two things: beauty, and fame….

VIDEO – Watch Dennis Hopper receive his Hollywood Walk of Fame star

Dennis Hopper finally received his Hollywood Walk of Fame star today, just days after legal documents claimed he is in the last days of his 10-year fight with prostate cancer. The Easy Rider star appeared thin and frail, but seemed happy to take pictures with his star, his plaque, and his young daughter Galen, who…

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Heidi Montag Is Dedicating Herself To Acting and Writing

Did you know The Hills is ending? That’s right, your favorite fake reality show will have its swan song this season and ride off into the sunset, where we will hopefully have to hear about Stephanie Pratt again. No one is happier than Heidi Montag, who told People magazine she can now dedicate herself to…

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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Michelle Bombshell McGee selling Sneek-a-Peeks online for $9.95

If Michelle Bombshell McGee was truly on her hustler game, she would have had a dedicated server and monthly membership for her website before she spoke to In Touch Weekly about her Jesse James dalliances, but you live, you learn. Now her website is back with free wallpaper if you join her blog, and a…

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Beyonce pregnancy rumors are back!

MediaTakeout.com has a “ROCK SOLID” source telling them that Beyonce is really, truly pregnant with her husband Jay-Z’s baby. Everyone’s always suspecting of Beyonce of being pregnant, mainly because if she was, she wouldn’t tell us. She married Jay-Z in 2008, but didn’t breath a word about it until her 2010 Grammy acceptance speech, where…

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Jesse James vandalizes photographer’s car, makes citizen’s arrest for stalking

Jesse James has reportedly made a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he claims has been stalking him. The incident went down this afternoon and according to TMZ the photographer reciprocated the Gomer Pyle gesture by placing Jesse under citizen’s arrest for vandalizing his car!

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Morgan Christie: another woman who’s over Jon Gosselin

Morgan Christie can now join the growing list of women who are frustrated with Jon Gosselin. Why would she kick to the curb that lovable Ed Hardy dough-boy? CLICK HERE to see pictures of Morgan Christie. Turns out he’s a lazy guy with no friends who just sits around all day eating Cheetohs and watching…

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Did Reggie Bush cheat on Kim Kardashian with aspiring singer January Gessert?

The storyline is that Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian some time in the last several weeks because she wants to get married and he didn’t. He even had a brief conversation with Kim’s parents, Kris and Bruce Jenner, about his intentions with their daughter, which may have scared him off. Reggie just isn’t…

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PHOTOS Jesse James mistress #3 Brigitte Cindy Daguerre

The Jesse James mistress tree has officially been shaken and the sexy fruits just keep falling! The latest is photographer, pin-up model, vintage clothing store owner, actress and great-niece of the inventor of photography Brigitte Cindy Daguerre. As a matter of fact, Brigitte might be the coolest mistress I’ve ever had the pleasure of researching! Keep reading to find out why – oh, and see some sexy pictures.

Pet-owners, don’t let your puppies and kitties grow up to be Octomoms

Nadya Suleman is pretty close to losing the home that’s barely big enough for herself and her 14-count litter, so PETA has stepped in to help with a spay and neutering ad on her front lawn. Actually, this ad could do really well on the internet, on print, television. It’s getting free internet exposure, but…

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AUDIO Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas interview finally released! With transcript

Part One of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas’ bombshell interview with radio station WILN has finally been released! Listen to it in its entirety and read the complete transcript! Also, Tanya has given an interview to Life & Style Magazine – read the details and see photos from that story too!

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Jesse James sued twice for sexual harrassment

As Jesse James thrashes about in an ocean of media scrutiny for allegedly cheating on America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock, sharks continue to gather and nibble away at the tattooed bad boy’s public persona revealing what appears to be, well, a tattooed bad boy.

The latest bit of blood to hit the water are two separate sexual harassment lawsuits filed against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers by former female employees – one in 2001 and the other in 2007 while Jesse was with Sandra Bullock! Keep reading to find out more!

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Is Kim Zolciak bisexual? The Real Housewife dishes about lesbian relationship with DJ Tracy Young

Kim Zolciak has a complicated love life. Life & Style is reporting that Kim Zolciak has finally publicly admitted to being bisexual and dating DJ Tracy Young (who remixed her “Tardy for the Party” single.) She’s been often photographed with Tracy, and teased a crowd at New York’s star bar by hinting that she might…

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Kelsey Grammer, Camille Donatacci Grammer, cast on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Frasier might be coming back to our television screens. Kelsey Grammer, who will forever be radio psychologist Dr. Frasier Crane to everyone who was conscious during the ’90s, could possibly be making cameo appearances on Bravo while his wife Camille Donatacci Grammer films The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The former Playboy model will be…

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PHOTO Chris Evans to play Captain America in 2011 Marvel movie

Variety has finally ended all of the speculation and rumors about who will don the red, white and blue for Marvel’s much-anticipated theatrical adaptation of Captain America. The bearer of the shield will be Marvel super-hero veteran Chris Evans, who lit up the big screen as the The Human Torch Johnny Storm in 2005’s Fantastic Four and 2007’s 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Read all the MARVELous details and see a picture of what’s in store when Chris becomes Steve Rogers in July of 2012!

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Kate Winslet Bows Out Of New York City Premiere

It’s not just Sandra Bullock that’s experiencing the “Oscar curse” of having her personal life fall apart after receiving an Academy Award; Kate Winslet announced last week she split up with her husband, director Sam Mendes. She was slated to appear at a premiere in New York City tonight for A Mother’s Courage: Talking Back…

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Why did Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher wait so long to get married?

  Don’t let Sacha Baron Cohen’s irreverent antics fool you, he’s from a family that practices strict Judiasm, which may part of the reason why he and the mother of his daughter, Isla Fisher,waited so long to get married. The pair, both known for their comedic roles (Fisher often plays a kooky love interest in…

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PHOTOS What would an ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Premiere look like in Japan?

We no longer have to ponder that question! Check out these images of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton in front of a magical, giant toadstool-infested castle at the Japanese Premiere of Alice In Wonderland in Japan March 22! Oh, and see what happens when famous felines from Japan and Alice are mashed together!

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Jake Pavelka ex-girfriend Tanya Douglas full radio interview to air Wednesday

Just in time for the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, radio station WILN in Panama City finally has the clearance to release the full, two-hour plus interview they conducted with The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas almost a month ago. They will reportedly release the audio Wednesday morning at 7:30 AM central time.

True Life’s Michele Grey’s ‘Love Fever’ and ‘Affliction’ trailers

Michele Grey is an aspiring model/actress/director/producer/writer who’s greatest claim to fame so far is the MTV’s True Life episode “I’m at a Crossroads in My Relationship” which aired February 1, 2010. In the episode Michele struggled with the desire to end her relationship with her architect boyfriend Chris Henshaw, who’s about 10 years older than…

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VIDEO Separate Tiger Woods interview on The Golf Channel plus transcription

In addition to the five-minute interview with Tom Rinaldi on ESPN, Tiger Woods also did and interview with The Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman. Once again, the interview was short, clocking in at just over six minutes. A lot of the same topics were addressed as the ESPN interview, but Tiger seemed a little more verbose this time around. Keep reading to watch highlights from the interview and read the complete transcripts!

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Did Jesse James and West Coast Choppers use Nazi symbolism?

First there was the controversial Nazi photoshoot with Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle Bombshell, and now TMZ has their hands on a photo of Jesse wearing a similar German officer’s hat and giving the Nazi salute! I’d like to offer up that the Jess James/Nazi connection was always there in how he marketed his custom motorcycle company West Coast Choppers. Click the see the striking resemblance between the WCC logo and poster and a German Iron cross and a Nazi eagle from the Nuremberg Rallies!

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3/21 Tiger Woods interview on ESPN tonight at 7:30 PM

ESPN will be airing an interview with Tiger Woods tonight at 7:30 PM eastern time. The interview is with Tom Rinaldi and will be only the second time Tiger has spoken publicly since his SUV crash early Thanksgiving morning as news of his numerous affairs became public. ESPN has said that the only restriction on the interview is a big one: it can be no longer than five minutes. Rinaldi did say that Tiger refused to answer questions about the night of the crash and that there were some startling things revealed in the interview.

Alexis Neiers Arlington talks with attorney Jeffery K. Rubenstein, Esq.
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VIDEO Alexis Neiers Arlington addresses her Burglar Bunch / Bling Ring arrest

Burglar Bunch suspect and Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers Arlington addresses her unexpected arrest in an emotional video blog. Find out what Alexis was wearing when she was taken away and what kind of critters she shared a holding cell with!

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Brittany Murphy’s Pharmacist Had Cut Her Off

More details have emerged on the sad case of recently deceased actress Brittany Murphy. TMZ reports that a Los Angeles pharmacy owner, Eddie Bubar, had to cut the actress off after she’d brought in too many prescriptions. His pharmacy had over 100 prescriptions between Janury 2008 and August 2009, for the actress, her husband Simon…

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MichelleBombshell.com Screen captures of Michelle Bombshell McGee’s blog

The media has turned their attention on the heavily tattooed Michelle Bombshell McGee, the alleged mistress of Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, and one of the casualties of the attention appears to be MichelleBombshell.com. Her blog is currently down and completely blank except for a the title “Coming Soon” appearing in the browser tab. Keep reading to see a couple screen captures of the blog’s front page with lots of photos of Michelle and her buddies in various SFW states of undress!

Lisa Kudrow discovers startling family history connection to the Holocaust on Who Do You Think You Are?

Who Do You Think You Are, an American celebrity genealogy show derived from a British show, features it’s executive producer Lisa Kudrow in episode three. Kudrow, best known for funny-ditsy roles like her long-running character Phoebe on Friends, gets serious in tracking down her family’s painful Holocaust history. Lisa starts her quest with only some…

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Jersey Shore’s Jenni JWoww Farley at ‘Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar’ launch

See photos of Jersey Shore‘s JWoww at the launch of “Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar” in New York City March 18. “What exactly is Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar? Could it possibly provide women with the same globetacular upper body as the artificially well-endowed Jenni Farley?!? Keep reading and find out!

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PHOTOS What Sandra Bullock can do to win back Jesse James

Sandra reportedly moved out of the couple’s Long Beach home on Monday and things aren’t looking good for the once happy couple.

As is often the case, starcasm is here to help! We think we’ve come up with the perfect solution for both parties and though it would be quite painful for Sandra, we think it would be less so than a break up. Keep reading to see our suggestion!

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Is Simon van Kempen actually gay?

Tonight on The Real Housewives of New York City the truth about Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen’s relationship leaks out. You see, Simon is Alex’s “night gay or guy” she has a “day gay” as well. His name is “Eric” or “Derek,” and I guess he follows her around and gays out during the…

How much money did Jesse James mistress Michelle Bombshell McGee get for In Touch Weekly interview?

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has certainly got a lot of what she was looking for. She’s famous now, as in everyone knows her names, her tattoos, her employment history, but she’ll probably never achieve the kind of fame she was looking for when she sold her “bombshell” story to InTouch Weekly. Everyone loves Sandy Bullock, and…

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Jesse James issues an apology for Michelle Bombshell McGee affair… Sort of

The bike-building husband of Sandra Bullock released a statement today in which he seems to suggests that something did in fact happen that was a result of his “poor judgment” and he hopes one day his wife and children can “can find it in their hearts to forgive me.” Read the full statement and see a photo taken March 18 of an optimistic Jesse still wearing his wedding ring.

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VIDEO South Park’s EA Sports ‘Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011’ Mortal Kombat mash up!

So much for “politically correct!” The season Premiere of South Park last night featured the boys playing EA Sports’ “Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’11” for Xbox. WARNING: Contains a lot of crudely animated domestic violence, minor cursing and a whole lot of hilarity!

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Michelle Bombshell McGee as Avery in strip joint promotional chilli cookoff video for San Diego Pure Platinum Kearny Mesa

Michelle Bombshell McGee, who may or may not have slept with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, may or may not be Amish, but is most definitely a stripper in San Diego. Her stripper name is Avery, and she got fired two years ago from Larry Flint’s Hustler Club, but still works (or recently worked) for…

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s arrest record, charged in drunk driving death

Radar Online reports Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was charged with selling alcohol to a minor in 2004 which led to the death of Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali. Read the details of the arrest and part of an interview with Michael’s parents over five years later.

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Jesse James’ alledged mistress Michelle Bombshell McGee goes by stripper name “Avery,” has two kids

The woman who rocked Sandra Bullock’s world yesterday in a tell-all InTouch Weekly interview not only is a tattoo model, an adult web chat girl, and a runaway with a Amish background, but she also goes by the stripper name Avery at San Diego’s Pure Platinum Kerany Mesa Club, but hasn’t shown up to work…

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VIDEO PHOTOS – Before and after Mackenzie Phillips’ $50,000 new face makeover

MacKenzie Phillips, fresh from a year of quitting smack, painting the blood on her ceiling, and shuffling her father’s incestuous skeletons out of her family’s closet all with the help of Dr. Drew and Oprah, now has a new $50,000 face. The 50-year-old rock-n-roll heir has struggled with addiction nearly all her life, ever since…

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VIDEOS – Interview with ‘Amish’ Michelle Bombshell McGee, adult webcam girl at SoCalGlamourGirls.com

Alleged mistress of Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, has had a pretty wild life. Not only is she an extremely decorated tattoo model (the tat on her forehead says “Pray for us sinners”) but she’s been working as a webcam chat girl on the adult site SoCalGlamourGirls.com. An interview (video below) shot…

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Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with tattoo model Michelle McGee?

Bombshell Michelle McGee dropped a bomb herself via In Touch Weekly, where she claims she carried on an 11-month affair with Monster Garage star Jesse James while his wife Sandra Bullock was filming her Oscar-winning role in The Blind Side in Atlanta, GA, 2009. McGee, a tattoo model, says she wanted a modeling job at…

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga is Coke can curler chic!

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney, Australia today with Diet Coke can curlers in her hair. In addition to her unique soda popstar headgear, LG was sporting classic Gaga attire with black shades, bright red lipstick, black bra and panties with fishnet stockings, sheer jacket and elevated black lace-up boots. (Why is it I always feel naughty when describing Lady Gaga?)

Click to see a full-length photo of the soda popstar and find out what kind of warm and fuzzy critter she was carrying!

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VIDEO – Old footage of Betty White singing “Someone to Watch Over Me” and flirt with Hugh Jackman on Leno

88-year-old Betty White is red hot, saucy, and on top of the world. She’s slightly bewildered by how The Internet became so enamored with her that it campaigned for her to appear on SNL, but she’s not shying away from the attention. This is just the cherry on top of a recent banner run for…

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Rielle Hunter claims Andrew Young was in love with John Edwards

How does a man show his love for another man? Claim to be the other man’s baby’s daddy by a mistress, according to Reille Hunter at least. Rielle Hunter’s revealing interview with GQ this week not only showcased a lot of leg, it also gave us way TMI about Rielle’s undying love for Johnny Edwards,…

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The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas on Inside Edition

It appears that the wait is finally over! Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend will appear on Inside Edition Tuesday, March 16 in a first-person interview where she will go into detail about her relationship with “The Bachelor” – a relationship that allegedly continued during and after recording of the show.

According to Star Magazine, “She’ll be displaying personal photos of her private moments with Jake, as well as providing new details about their relationship… and Jake’s indiscretions.”

The timing is a little bad as far as anyone giving a hoot about Jake Pavelka, but it should be fun!

Tess Taylor Playboy portrait
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Who are Pretty Wild star Tess ‘Taylor’ Adler’s real parents?

E! kicked off Season One of their new reality series Pretty Wild Sunday night, introducing the world to the flirty fun-loving females of the Arlington family – mom Andrea Neiers Arlington, daughters Alexis Neiers and Gabrielle Neiers and the mysterious family friend Tess “Taylor” Adler Neiers Arlington. Find out Tess Adler’s real background information, including the identity of her parents!