VIDEO Robert Plant and Jimmy Fallon form doo-wop group on The Tonight Show, are delightful
What do you do when you’ve got one of the best-known and most talented singers of all time on your show? Why, you sing with him, of course.
VIDEO Man who suffers 100 orgasms every day shares the agony of Genital Arousal Disorder
If you think it sounds like paradise, think again. Dale Decker can’t work, is afraid to go out in public, and takes no joy from his rare nerve disorder.
Third round of celebrity nudes & candids leaked into the internet
Call it “The Fappening: Round Three.” Yet another wave of celebrity nudes has been hacked out of the cloud and posted online; Jennifer Lawrence has been targeted all three times. Find out how many more J-Law photos have surfaced, and how many other actresses were targeted.
Taylor Swift, Metallica to headline inaugural American edition of Rock in Rio
The festival, which has made waves and headlines in South America and Europe over the past few years, will land in Las Vegas in 2015. Check out the rest of the heavy-hitting lineup.
Kansas governor declares “Zombie Preparedness Month”
The state is embracing the zombie apocalypse fad as a means of spreading the word about disaster preparedness. Actual zombie sightings have yet to be confirmed.
Lorde beats Justin Bieber for title of “Most Powerful Pop Star Under 21”
Critics attribute Lorde’s success to her humility and relentless work ethic. Does Justin Bieber possess either of those things? You be the judge.
MUG SHOT Charm school graduate Caius Veivois shouts “I’ll see you in f****** hell” after triple-murder conviction
Caius Veiovis is a self-proclaimed vampire Satan worshipper who killed three people in 2011. The prosecution was able to gather evidence against him in part because–wait for it–witnesses remembered his distinct appearance.
AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young had stroke, now suffers from dementia
AC/DC rhythm guitarist Malcolm Young’s mystery illness has been revealed: the legendary rocker suffered a stroke last year, and now has dementia. Find out what the band intends to do to replace him.
Chelsea Clinton had a baby
Clinton and husband Mark Mezvinsky celebrated the late Friday birth of their daughter, Charlotte. Early reports have Bill and Hillary over the moon.
White House fence jumper had 800 rounds of ammunition, machetes in his car
Gonzalez, a decorated veteran, is believed to be suffering from PTSD. Find out what else he had in his car, and what he had on him when he was arrested earlier this summer.
Firefighter injured in ice bucket challenge dies from wounds
Tony Grider was a captain with the Campbellsville KY Fire Department. Unfortunately, the department’s simple stunt to raise money for charity went horribly wrong.
PHOTOS Meet Stephanie Boudoin, the new World’s Sexiest Criminal
The 21 year-old Canadian is a nursing student with a penchant for firearms, breaking and entering, and flattering bikini shots. Check it.
VIDEO Colin Kaepernick, San Francisco 49ers quarterback, fined for dropping N-bomb during game
The quarterback and the player he allegedly targeted both say he said nothing wrong. The referee who delivered the penalty, though, says otherwise. Read about how the incident transpired and judge for yourself.
PHOTOS Kanye West is a college professor now
West is teaching to fulfill the 250 hours of community service to which he was sentenced after assaulting a paparazzo. Find out what he’s teaching…and where.
VIDEOS And a happy birthday to you, Bill Murray
Bill Murray is sixty-four years old. Check out the videos of some of his greatest non-cinema, off-the-cuff, living-life-to-the-fullest moments.
Second man arrested at White House in two days, prompting security review
The second man, who had been turned away previously, returned in his car, blocking the driveway and refusing to move. Find out what secret the first man was hiding, and how all these security breaches bode for the safety of the First Family.
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Second cell phone photo leak hits Kim Kardashian, Gabrielle Union, Jennifer Lawrence (again), many others
The second leak appears to be smaller than the massive breach of privacy that resulted in over 100 celebrities having their private photos spread across the internet. But some celebs–including Jennifer Lawrence–have been affected again.
MUG SHOT Florida armed robber’s defense: “Just kidding”
Here’s the kicker: The guy was trying to rob the same place he’d already been arrested for robbing once, back in March. Ladies and gentlemen, the most Florida story you will read all weekend.
VIDEO White House evacuated after intruder makes it through the front doors
Omar J. Gonzalez, 42, of Texas, managed to make it across the White House lawn and inside the building. Authorities aren’t quite sure how. Find out what he wanted, and what happened to him when he got in.
Ben Affleck admits to card counting, says he’d rather gamble in Detroit
Affleck claims that being very good at blackjack is a big part of the reason why he was kicked out of the Vegas Hard Rock. Find out why he prefers the Motor City to that fabled desert outpost, and why he’s spending so much time there of late.
FSU doubles down, suspends quarterback Jameis Winston for entire Clemson game
Florida State University doubled its previous (and previously criticized) punishment of quarterback Jameis Winston, suspending him for both halves of the Clemson game for his lewd, meme-based comments.
Kanye apologizes–sort of–after Australian wheelchair incident
“Wheelchairgate” has taken the world by storm, but Kanye’s people say there was no malicious intent, and that this has been blown out of proportion. See whether you buy West’s apology, and hear what People With Disability Australia said in response to this whole thing.
MUG SHOT High school chemistry teacher arrested for manufacture of illegal drugs
Read all about the curious case of life imitating art, and ask yourself whether meth is actually more or less sexy than date rape drugs.
VIDEO Here’s the newest Miss America singing “Happy” and banging on a red cup for her talent
This was her talent; she wasn’t just overly stimulated. Check out the video and share your thoughts. Plus: Miss Ohio’s ventriloquist routine, which was, frankly, as impressive to see as it is cringe-worthy to hear about.
LAPD handcuff, detain Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts after mistaking her for prostitute
You’ve heard of “Driving While Black” and “Shopping While Black;” is “Making Out While Black” now a thing? Read the story, see what Watts herself had to say about the incident, and judge for yourself.
VIDEO Kanye West stops concert to call out handicapped fans for not standing up
Jesus had more tact than this. Better vision, too.
MUG SHOT Florida teacher uses three-year old to shoplift items she can sell for drug money
Amanda Jo Hammon used her three-year-old’s backpack as a mule for stolen electronics she then planned to sell for drug money. The child is unharmed. Florida’s reputation, though, takes another hit.
VIDEO The Simpsons celebrate 25 years with a live music extravaganza
The cast and crew of The Simpsons celebrated 25 years on screen with a blowout performance at the Hollywood Bowl, which included stars from the show’s entire run. See who showed up, watch a few highlights, and check out the full gig.
AUDIO Here’s Miley Cyrus covering a Led Zeppelin classic
Is the cover a waste of time, a respectful homage, or something else? Give it a listen, compare it with Zeppelin’s version, and see which other folk / rock icon Cyrus has it in her mind to cover.
Mercy killing: The American Psycho musical has been canceled
Though no reason was given for the cancelation, the top speculation is that audiences neither knew nor cared about the show. Listen to a song from the London production, and share your own opinion.
VIDEO Bill Murray tells about the time he drove a cab so the driver could play saxophone
During a Q&A at the Toronto International Film Festival, Bill Murray reminded us all how important it is to sometimes take the wheel of life so the driver can practice his musical instrument. Check out the video and smile.
Head of clinic where Joan Rivers stopped breathing steps down from his job
Dr. Lawrence Cohen, head of the Yorkville Endoscopy Medical Clinic in New York City, has resigned amid a swirl of confusion surrounding Joan Rivers’ death. Find out what the confusion is, and whether Cohen may be guilty of something worse than an accident.
PHOTOS Burger King launches new, all-black food line
The newly Canada-based fast food giant has broadened its menu of strange food items in a specifically Eastern country. Find out how they get the food to look this way, and whether it tastes…different.
George Clooney to appear on Downton Abbey
The 53-year-old American actor got involved with Downton after making a movie with Hugh Bonneville. Find out when and where his appearance will air, and what you’ll have to do to view it.
NFL player Devon Still’s daughter a feel-good NFL story for a change
Cincinnati Bengals player Devon Still was kept on the team’s practice squad so he could receive health insurance to cover his daughter’s cancer treatments. Then, the team decided to donate all the proceeds from Still’s jersey sales to cancer research, and sales records started getting broken.
VIDEO Jeff Goldblum leads Late Night with Seth Meyers in Jurassic Park song
There are no words to the iconic Jurassic Park theme, but that didn’t stop Jeff Goldblum from quoting fan-penned words, then leading an audience in song. Find out what the (catchily simple) lyrics are, and hear for yourself whether Goldblum is a more-than-respectable crooner.
PHOTOS The Miley Cyrus art show features five-foot bongs, vibrators galore
Cyrus’ fan-inspired, “psychedelic” artwork will be on display in New York City starting today. Check out the most recent images of her creations, and see whether you share her enthusiasm for the work. Plus: tiny teddy bears.
PHOTOS Mel Brooks sports an eleventh finger during Hollywood Walk of Fame handprint ceremony
The 88-year-old comedy legend was only joking about having six digits on one hand…
…or was he?
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U2 gives new album away for free on iTunes as part of Apple Watch promotion
The Irish rock and roll band has gone corporate-er: 500 million iTunes users will get its latest album for free, in exchange for unspecified royalties. Find out how to hear the copy that’s probably already waiting for you.
Are pumpkin spice condoms a real thing?
Pumpkin spice condoms? Those are a thing? Not exactly. But we can all dream about them while sipping our pumpkin spice lattes and eating our pumpkin spice cream Oreos, and washing those Oreos down with our pumpkin beers.
Colossus roller coaster catches fire, collapses
The iconic roller coaster was undergoing renovations with “heat equipment” when the fire broke out. But the fire might have actually accelerated the renovations–and, since no one was hurt, it’s kind of a win-win.
Denzel Washington would like to be the next James Bond
Denzel Washington was asked if he’d like to portray James Bond during a recent Reddit AMA. His answer? Start shaking my martini. Find out why his age (and accent) might be a problem, though.
Have jersey, will eat: Baltimore pizza parlor offers free pies for Ray Rice jerseys
Rice, who was cut by the Ravens and then suspended indefinitely by the NFL for domestic violence, has earned the ire of pretty much the whole country. One Baltimore-based pizza parlor is trying to extract some good from an overall terrible situation.
MUG SHOT Florida woman named Cherries Waffles Tennis arrested for fraud
No word on the whereabouts of her accomplice, Cherries Jubilee.
VIDEO How I Met Your Mother creators release alternate ending
The show’s creators announced an alternate ending for the season nine DVD back in April. Now that we’re weeks away from the release, the ending is out. Check it and see whether this one satisfies you.
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PHOTOS Joan Rivers’ funeral brings out mourners, silliness
Joan Rivers always said she wanted a glamorous Hollywood bash for a funeral. On Sunday, September 7th, she got her wish. Find out who attended, and see what Chris Rock had to say in tribute to the woman he said belonged on the “Mount Rushmore” of comedy.
Lady Gaga tells crowd to “shut the f*** up” at Fashion Week concert
The fashion icon and occasional jazz artist didn’t take too kindly to a table of chatty concertgoers. Find out why she was so upset, and what other choice words she had for the group.
PHOTOS Here’s a bald James Franco, shooting a new movie at the Venice Film Festival
Franco dropped hair and picked up 1970s fashion for the film shoot, which saw him accept a fictional award right before he snagged a real-life one.
Former Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley takes Gene Simmons to task for suicide comments
The former Kiss guitarist doesn’t think Gene Simmons was speaking from the correct end of his body when he told depressed people to “kill themselves.” Find out what advice he offered his former bandmate, and why he says he still “loves the guy.”
PHOTOS Woman, texting while driving, gets impaled on a guardrail through the buttocks
Christina Jahnz had just dropped her little girl off at middle school and thought it was safe for a casual text-and-drive. What happened next was memorable…mostly for everyone not named Christina Jahnz.
Joan Rivers on life support, family weighs options
The 81-year-old comedian has been in a medically-induced coma for three days. Doctors will ease her out of it once they see signs of improvement.
PHOTOS Dwyane Wade marries longtime girlfriend Gabrielle Union in lavish Miami ceremony
The Miami Heat shooting guard and noted actress decided that five years together was long enough to exchange vows. They wed in a ceremony in a castle (!) in the middle of a lake (!!). Check out the first pictures, and get another look at Union’s engagement ring.
Slice from Princess Diana’s wedding cake sells for four figures at auction
How much would you pay for cake? How much would you pay for…fancy royal wedding cake? Even if you could never eat it, and it looked more like a beat-up old library book with a once-fancy cover than cake? Find out how much the cake sold for, and see for yourself what it looks like.
Cee No Contest: Rapper Cee Lo accepts federal drug deal, avoids jail time
The rapper and star of NBC’s The Voice had been accused of slipping an unnamed woman a mickey. A “Crazy” story? Yes, according to the accuser, who says she has no idea how she wound up naked in bed with him.
Pennsylvania church billboard proclaims “God Loves Sex”
The Reformed Church is attracting all kinds of attention with its frank message about sex, sexuality, and Christianity’s response to both. See for yourself whether Pastor Dan Nichols has a point.
Beyoncé wrote a poem for her daughter in the CR Fashion Book
“Bey the Light,” Beyoncé’s ode to daughter Blue Ivy, was “remixed” by a Brown University poetry professor. Find out what that means, and read the poem for yourself.
Will Walter White appear on Better Call Saul?
The mere existence of a Breaking Bad spinoff has fans excited. Combine that with the show’s Emmy domination and the release of new Better Call Saul information, and they’re positively tizzied. But the question remains: Will Bryan Cranston step back into Mr. White’s shoes for an appearance or two (or three, or four)?
Katie Couric accused Diane Sawyer of trading sex for interviews, according to new book
The News Sorority, a forthcoming book about Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, and Christiane Amanpour, attempts to pull the news curtain back and describe the professional lives of the three women. Couric might wish the curtain had stayed drawn.
USC football player admits he lied about injuring himself to rescue his nephew
Josh Shaw was hailed as a hero after claiming to have injured himself while saving his nephew from drowning. Now, he’s admitted that the story was a lie. Find out how he might really have sustained two high ankle sprains, and whether or not he’s a suspect in a crime.
David Chase finally (sort of) reveals what happens in The Sopranos’ last scene
It’s been seven years since the finale aired, and its biggest question remains unanswered. Until now.
…Or does it?