Rapper Wiz Khalifa arrested for felony marijuana trafficking

ByDarren O

If you tweet to your fans that you’re going to get them high, brag about a $10,000 a month weed habit, call your tour Waken Baken and even have your own line of rolling papers you just might be making yourself a target for the police.

Alas, this is the lesson up and coming rapper Wiz Khalifa has learned too late following his arrest after a show last night at East Carolina University. Find out the charges, see a video of his fans booing the arresting officers and read the twitter rhyme that Wiz posted after posting bail.

Wolf Blitzer to appear on Soul Train Awards

ByDarren O

What everyone in the two worlds of cable news and groovin’ booty shakin yeah baby had hoped against hope to be true is coming to pass. Howlin’ Wolf Blitzer will finally be making an appearance at the annual Soul Train Awards. Some things in the pop world, like Brangelina or Mel Gibson and audio recorded rants, were destined to be. Find out more about the silver bearded anchor’s upcoming Soul Train coronation.

Kid Rock’s 2010 EMA Awards finger flipping after party

ByDarren O

If you’re a rock star and its 4AM after an award show it can be hard to figure out what to do with your time. You could hit the sack and sleep off the drinks, you could sit down and write another crappy homage to an originally good song, or if you’re Kid Rock you can ignite an impromptu finger flipping festival!

Check out photos of Kid’s post 2010 EMA Awards show Ke$ha copying middle finger party throw down with some eager young female fans here.

Arlene Wagner set to crack Conan’s nuts

ByDarren O

Conan will premiere tonight on TBS and he is bringing out a big gun in order to do some serious Leno and Letterman ball bustin’. Lady Gaga and The Pope were no match for the Johnny Carson of cracking nuts, Mrs. Arlene Wagner. Are you ready for tonight, because Arlene the machine has the masturbating bear and the rest of America trembling in our diapers!

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Ricky Gervais crashes Downey Jr., Galifianakis “Due Date” interview

ByDarren O

I’ve discovered the perfect recipe for modern day British hilarity. The first ingredient needed is Robert Downey Jr. and Zack Galifianakis on some random morning U.K. show promoting their film Due Date with an attractive woman interviewer. The second and most important dash of spice is to have Ricky Gervais crash said interview and lay down some ground rules on how to be funny over the pond. Tasty!

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VIDEO: Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High Party

ByDarren O

The legendary founder and mastermind behind The Rent Is Too Damn High Party Jimmy McMillan is now advocating a 2nd important political platform. While his primary focus will always be the escalating cost of rent and its probable doom of New York he has now endorsed the Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High Party. Watch Jimmy & son Timmy explain why they feel so strongly about Charlie Sheen being too damn high.

VIDEO: Angry Birds stop-motion construction paper animation

ByDarren O

I can’t think of a better way to recuperate from 3 straight hours of playing “Angry Birds” than watching a fantastic stop-motion animation video of “Angry Birds!” If you’re able to put your phone down and quit playing “Angry Birds” for say 2 minutes I encourage you to check out this great clip. It will inspire you to reach new hights when you go right back to playing “Angry Birds.”

VIDEO: Charlie Murphy tells Grambling to f’ off after boos

ByDarren O

Watch Charlie Murphy lose Charlie Murphy’s mind after being booed during a brutal stand-up appearance at Grambling University. Charlie Murphy takes Charlie Murphy’s check for his gig and Charlie Murphy’s mic and throws them down in disgust before walking off of Charlie Murphy’s stage throwing in a little Chalie Murphy f’ you for good Charlie Murphy measure!

A look back: Merle Haggard’s “Back to the Barrooms” 30 years later
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A look back: Merle Haggard’s “Back to the Barrooms” 30 years later

ByDarren O

30 years ago country music legend Merle Haggard released the album Back to the Barrooms right on the heels of The Way I Am. The album’s theme of loss imbued with a going down to hell drinking attitude have stood the test of time leaving in its wake a generation of musicians and fans in awe of the masterpiece from the man they call The Hag. Read on for a 30-year-retrospective on the greatest drinking album ever recorded.

Lil Wayne to celebrate freedom at King of Diamonds Miami strip club

ByDarren O

Lil Wayne is a fee man and one of his first orders of business is to throw down an epic party at Miami’s King of Diamonds gentleman’s club. To call this palace a club is an understatement. Basketball court, tanning salon, 300 plus girls, 30 private VIP suites, and a landing pad for helicopters to arrive in serious V.I.P. style are just part of the reason why KOD will be the place to be on Sunday night.

Find out all about the venue for the party of the year including a rumptastic promo video and some images of the girls just waiting to say, “welcome to the land of the free Mr. Wayne!”

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Justin Bieber sings Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream on Ellen

ByDarren O

Justin Bieber crashed Ellen today and took over the show as the teen star is known to do. He interrupted the monologue while Ellen was pushing copies of her girlfriend Portia De Rossi’s book Unbearable Lightness with a copy of his own book First Step 2 Forever in hand. Ellen had him sign it then they did a dance together through the crowd to Usher’s “Yeah.” The real highlight came during a brief sit down with Ellen when Justin broke out into an impromptu version of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream.” Check out the clip here!

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Kathy Griffin torpedoes “Sister Wives” with “Brother Husbands”

ByDarren O

D-list queen Kathy Griffin appeared on Lopez Tonight Monday and was her usual hilarious self. Her sit down with George was really good but the highlight of the night was a video she put together mocking TLC’s polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives that follows Kody Brown, his 4 better fifths and 16 children. Check out the video and see who I suggest as a good 4th hubby for Kathy.

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PHOTOS: Ke$ha flashes sequined panties during new video shoot

ByDarren O

There sure is a lot going on in Ke$ha’s video shoot for “We R Who We R” currently filming in downtown L.A. We’ve got some red sequined panty flashing, rosary beads, lingerie stockings, a tattered American flag dress, some Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome inspired hair, kneeling blondes, and the singer crowd surfing after dangling from wires.

Check out our photo gallery right here. Oh, and did I mention red sequined panty fla$hing!?!

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Pink channels Rosie the Riveter drops “Raise Your Glass” video

ByDarren O

Pink is one of the most adept chameleons in the pop singer universe. She is able to take on varying personas and styles with a proven streak of highly successful results. In her most recent video for the single “Raise Your Glass” she channels the iconic imagery of a true American hero Rosie the Riveter.

Check out Pink as Rosie in the just dropped video for “Raise Your Glass,” the first release off of her upcoming Greatest Hits… So Far!!! package.

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Taylor Momsen’s band The Pretty Reckless drop “Just Tonight” video

ByDarren O

Taylor Momsen has been on an all out zombie photo op blitz recently as she fronts her band The Pretty Reckless. In keeping with the walking dead theme Momsen is featured in the band’s latest music video for their single “Just Tonight” moping about in Twilight styled costume and make up.

See the clip and high resolution stills from “Just Tonight” that hearkens back to the weird old days of music video with random shots of blood dripping roses, candle lit dungeons and glass glued insects.

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Never mind the buttocks here’s Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

Kim Kardashian is recording an album. Before all of you start covering up your ears in horror try to look on the bright side and realize that this will inevitably result in music videos. Did that still not help? Yeah I’m pretty inconsolable about the whole idea too.

Check out a brief video of Kim K singing with Jimmy Fallon at the 2010 Emmy’s and then read our title and track listing suggestions for her debut including “In the Derriere Tonight” feat. Phil Collins and “Rears in Heaven” feat. Eric Clapton.

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Charlie Sheen not into reality TV divorce

ByDarren O

Charlie Sheen’s divorce from estranged wife Brook Mueller was not a question of if but when. Well it looks like the time is now because good time Charlie went ahead and filed the papers. While the two planned to move ahead with the separation together Sheen put the split up in overdrive because of reality TV and Paris Hilton. Say what!?!

Sandra Bullock’s only nude scene coming to Blu-ray

ByDarren O

Back in ’93 before the Oscar accolades and the Jesse James scandal the highest paid actress in Hollywood, Sandra Bullock, participated in her only on film nude scene in the bargain bin classic Fire on the Amazon. Armed with just her drive and a couple of tiny strips of duct tape Sandra Buttock Bullock steamed up the cameras in a sweaty jungle sex scene with some dude rocking Pauly Shore hair. Find out about the upcoming HD release, see the scene in question and find out where you can pre-order a copy because, you know, the plot sounds so interesting!

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Sister Wives renewed Big Love cancelled

ByDarren O

2011 should prove to be a great year for polygamy themed television as TLC has announced they will renew Sister Wives for a 10 epsiode 2nd season while HBO has announced that season 5 of their popular drama Big Love will be its last. Find out about all the plural family T.V. updates including a honeymoon special featuring Kody Brown and wife #4!

VIDEO: S.F. Giants fans violent McDonalds brawl

ByDarren O

The San Francisco Giants have taken a 2-0 lead in their quest to win their first championship since moving from New York decades ago. During Wednesday night’s game one of the World Series a brawl involving an estimated 70 people broke out at a McDonald’s across the street from AT&T park in a can I have some fries with that fist-a-cuffs throw down! Yes, we have the video of all the Big Mac big love and Happy Meal happiness right here.

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Katy Perry’s “Firework” dedicated to “It Gets Better” campaign

ByDarren O

Katy Perry took to her Twitter account and let the now self proclaimed reformed blogger Perez Hilton know that her song “Firework” and accompanying video is dedicated to the “It Gets Better” campaign.

Shortly thereafter Perez posted a full length clip before any official release of the music video. See what Katy tweeted and check out the full length explosive video for “Firework” right here!

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VIDEO PHOTOS: Young Lady Gaga in Sexual Harassment PSA

ByDarren O

Before Stefani Germanotta, a.k.a. Lady Gaga, was strapping on firework brassieres and meat dresses she was a struggling artist just looking for work. One of the gigs she landed was a PSA regarding sexual harassment that has inevitably found its way to YouTube.

Check out the video and screen shots of a youthful Gaga letting a touchy feely school boy know that she ain’t putting up with his crap!

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Celebs encourage voting with “10 Minutes” Funny or Die shorts

ByDarren O

Funny or Die, the popular comedy video site created by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, has rolled out a video called “10 Minutes” to help encourage younger voters to get out and cast their ballots during the upcoming mid-term elections.

Find out which celebs are involved in the campaign and watch the video in which a list of tasks that take longer than it does to vote are provided included searching for Charlie Sheen hooker scandal updates. Busted!

VIDEOS PHOTOS: Pamela Anderson’s bikini butcher PETA ad

ByDarren O

In Pamela Anderson’s latest PETA ad she is out to show that humans and animals have the same parts. The sexy ad shows Pamela in an itsy bitsy bikini appearing as if she has been tagged by a butcher. Beside her image is a logo with the outline of a cow that reads, “Have a Heart Go Vegetarian.”

Check out the full ad, a video interview in which philosopher Pam discusses the virtues of vegetarianism and a photo from the unveiling in London!

Happy 69th birthday Dick Trickle!

ByDarren O

Here at Starcasm we aren’t too big on the ol’ birthday posts but when the man, the myth, the legend, Dick Trickle turns 69 you bet your Heilig Meyers furniture lovin’ backsides we’re gonna pay tribute!

We’ve got video of “The Man” lighting up a smoke during a caution, the hilarious 0 for 243 Napa Auto Parts ad, background info and more on the White Night. The only REAL Dick sporting legend whose glory days came in the state of Wisconsin!

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Should CBS fire Charlie Sheen?

ByDarren O

Charlie Sheen is back in the headlines, this time for yelling at a hooker while in the nude to the point of having police called while his ex Denise Richards and their two children were in an adjacent room and later taken to a hospital where he tested positive for cocaine. So what does CBS, who pays the actor almost 2-mill an episode to star in Two and a Half Men have to say about all of this? Absolutely nothing. Read on to find out why it’s time for CBS to acknowledge there’s a problem.

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TLC to air ‘Sister Wives Special’ interview Sunday

ByDarren O

For all you Sister Wives starved folks out there who thought that everyone’s favorite polygamy themed reality show was over fear not. TLC has ordered a follow up special to the extremely popular show about the Browns from Utah and their plural marriage lifestyle.

Find out all about the special including the NBC news personality that will be interviewing the Brown family.

Personal Johnny Cash items to be auctioned

ByDarren O

So are you sitting around thinking, “It sure would be awesome to own a vintage Martin played and signed by Johnny Cash and play it while sporting the jumpsuit he wore while rehearsing for “Live At San Quentin?'” Well if you’ve got a lot of cash in addition to your love for Cash you will have the opportunity to do just that.

Julien’s will be auctioning off a mind blowing amount of personal Johnny Cash items that also include hand written lyrics and even The Man In Black’s passport. Read on to see the guitars and jumpsuit as well as a tribute video to Cash performed by his ex-son-in-law Rodney Crowell.

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Was Mercedes Nelson kicked off Football Wives for fighting?

ByDarren O

Mercedes Nelson is the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboy running back Marion Barber and is listed as part of the cast for VH1’s reality show Football Wives. So why was Mercedes absent during the premiere episode on Sunday night? Well according to sources with TMZ Mercedes got crazy on set and hurled various projectiles at castmate Chanita Foster!

Read on to find out about the cat fight, Mercedes’ future with the show and a hot photo and video reel of the all that model!

VIDEO LYRICS: Greyson Chance releases debut single ‘Waiting Outside the Lines’

ByDarren O

13-year-old YouTube sensation Greyson Chance has dropped his debut single “Waiting Outside the Lines” today via iTunes as well as having the song streamed via Ryan Seacrest’s website. Chance’s performance of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” now has over 32 million views!

Hear the song, see his performance of “Waiting” from Ellen and get the complete lyrics all right here!

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VIDEOS: Ugly Dance World Cup 2010

ByDarren O

The ten finalists are now set for the Ugly Dance World Cup 2010 that will go down in Germany tomorrow. Check out the amazing video submissions from the best in the world or at least Western Europe at dancing terribly. They are ready to prove that their inabilities will far undershine all their adversaries led feet and jelly knees. Rhythm is not welcome here, choreography is a sin and you better not even think about reminding the judges of Usher or even The Situation for that matter!

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A Real Housewives product pushing photo gallery

ByDarren O

All of our favorite reality wives have one common bond it seems. The Real Housewives can really sell some product! If you spend part of your day checking out photo galleries of the reality queens like I do it becomes apparent that the whole franchise was created to get these shillers out to the masses and sell, sell, sell.

Check out this gallery of the product pushing ladies doing their part to help America recover from the current financial crisis.

Sister Wives Meri Kody and Janelle Brown
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Sister Wives bombshell: Janelle divorced Meri’s brother to later marry Kody!

ByDarren O

The most recent bombshell to drop about the Browns from TLC’s Sister Wives could be a game changer in the family’s attempt to make polygamy a more socially acceptable lifestyle choice. According to official records, 2nd wife Janelle divorced 1st wife Meri’s brother to later marry Meri’s husband! This means that Kody is married to his ex-sister-in-law and that Meri shares a man with her brother’s ex-wife. Read on to find out about the twisted truth behind how Janelle met Meri. I’m so confused!

Former high school bully releases “It Gets Worse” PSA

ByDarren O

The “It Gets Better Project” has inspired thousands to post videos to let youth who are suffering at the hands of bullies know that life after high school gets better. It has been one of the most inspirational online trends ever. But what of the other side? What happens to bullies after high school? Well one brave broseph, Chad O’Donnell, has posted his own PSA that is a beacon of truth for bullies and he’s called it, “It Gets Worse.” See the Chadster’s sad cautionary tale of a life that just slides downhill after the glory days of high school.

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Sister Wives Meri, Janelle and Christine old school photos

ByDarren O

The Brown family from Sister Wives have stated that the purpose for doing the show was to expose their polygamist lifestyle and break down many of the stereotypes that abound in regards to plural marriage families. Regardless of how you feel about their choices after seeing these old school big hair photos of Kody, Meri, Janelle and Christine you’ll have to admit that they’re following through with the goal of “putting themselves out there!”

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Khloe Kardashian slams Perez Hilton in anti-bullying video

ByDarren O

Khloe Kardashian has joined the ranks of celebrities who have taped a PSA to condemn bullying in the wake of recent teen gay suicides throughout America. With Khloe’s confession there is a special twist in that she singled out blogger Perez Hilton as her worst tormentor right after Hilton publicly announced that he would change his bullying ways! On top of this, it was Perez who asked her to film the PSA inthe first place. See the video and hear what Khloe had to say about Perez’s bullying ways.

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VIDEO: Vatican declares that Homer and Bart are Catholic

ByDarren O

The Vatican has come out and declared that animated TV characters Homer and Bart Simpson are Catholic! They base this on a 2005 episode called “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star.” The producers tend to disagree with the church’s stance on their characters.

See what both sides are saying in this wholy donut war and then check out the entire episode in question to decide for yourself if the Pope can lay claim to the most beloved fault-filled family in TV history!

Is Mark Sanchez dating reporter Lindsay McCormick?

ByDarren O

Page Six of The New York Post is reporting that New York Jets QB Mark Snachez has set his handsome eyes on sports reporter Lindsay McCormick. So who is this young blonde bombshell that is the latest target for Mark’s deep in routes?

See photos and videos of the beautiful young reporter who is denying the rumors of a romance with the J-E-T-S Jets , Jets, Jets QB!

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Kanye West tells audience he contemplated suicide

ByDarren O

Kanye West seems to be unequalled in his ability to say things that blow minds. At a screening of his experimental short film Runaway he in one breath spoke of his battles with suicidal thoughts and the fact that he hung around because he’s a pop icon and a “soldier for culture.”

Find out about Runaway and why all of this Kanye news is setting up for a monster debut for his upcoming album in November.

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Jimmy McMillan, ‘Rent Is Too Damn High’ party rep runs for Governor of New York

ByDarren O

Jimmy McMillan is running for Governor of New York and his platform is simple. As a matter of fact his platform is a singular issue that is also the name of his political party, “Rent Is Too Damn High.”

Check out two videos of the gloved political wunderkind with a simple solution for the world’s problem.

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David Lynch is Russell Brand’s transcendental self pleasuring guru

ByDarren O

In a match made in bizarro heaven, famed director David Lynch has become a transcendental meditation guru for British actor Russell Brand. According to a recent interview Brand was struggling with focus because of “adult distractions” and the famously mercurial director had some words of advice. No, it didn’t involve Katy’s Twin Peaks!

Has E-Trade Baby gone too far with animal porn?

ByDarren O

In E-Trade Baby’s latest installment of the mega-popular talking baby advertisements he congratulates his baby-buddy Benny on joining the 21st century and going online to do his trading. This all seems harmless enough until E-Trade Baby uses the back button and discovers Benny’s cache of animal pornography!

See the shocking spot and then find out why I believe E-Trade Baby has gone too far in his shock campaign!

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VIDEO: Bill Murray reprises Ghostbusters role for Scream 2010 awards

ByDarren O

Spike T.V. had themselves one heck of a party Saturday night as they taped the much anticipated 2010 Scream Awards. The show, set to air tommorrow night, that will feature a reunion of the cast of Back To the Future got another 80’s mega-blast from the past when Bill Murray accepted the award for Best Horror Film won by Zombieland in full Ghostbuster costume!

Check out the leaked clip of Dr. Peter Venkman if you ain’t afraid of no ghost!

AUDIO Hear the spot that won pastor Terry Jones a new car for not burning a Quran

ByDarren O

There are a number of ways Americans can go about winning a free car. They can take their chances on The Price Is Right or Wheel Of Fortune. They can enter one of those radio station contests for who can keep their hands on the new car the longest. And in the case of infamous pastor Terry Jones you can not burn a Quran and call out a wacky car dealer on a silly advertisement pledge.

Hear the ad that won the controversial pastor a brand new Hyundai and find out about the former New York Giant who is responsible for this whole silly mess!

VIDEO: Shia LaBeouf throws hot coffee on photographer!

ByDarren O

While taking a break from the filming of Transformers 3 Shia LaBeouf executed one of the most hilarious acts of vigilante justice you will ever see. Shia runs down a portly paparazzi photographer and throws a cup of piping hot coffee on him and then continues in his fleet footed escape down the boulevard. See it here to believe it!

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J Woww and Snooki self deprecate on Flow and Nancy Show

ByDarren O

The global takeover of the world by the cast of Jersey Shore is continuing in the self depreciative form of The Flow and Nacy Show on YouTube. Shore cast members JWoww and Snooki created this masterpiece of bed-web-cam drama on their own as they have taken on the personas of older frustrated Jersey ladies who are sick of all the Jersey Shore crap!

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Sister Wives’ Robyn Sullivan’s first husband revealed!

ByDarren O

Robyn Sullivan is the object of Kody Brown’s 4th desire on TLC’s polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. As Kody fawns over Robyn viewers have discovered that number 4 has 3 kids with, until now, an unidentified ex-husband. Find out who Robyn’s baby-daddy is and how he feels about having his kids shown on television.

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Boy George confirms Culture Club reunion

ByDarren O

It’s a miracle! Well maybe not that important but it’s been over 8 years since the original members of the British band Culture Club have performed together. Lead singer turned DJ, Boy George has confirmed that there will be a Culture Club reunion and that the deadline date is April 30th, 2012. This date is significant in that it represents the 30th anniversary of the release of the band’s first single, “White Boy.”

Check out his statement and a classic 80’s music video for their biggest hit “Karma Chameleon.”

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VIDEO: Rick Springfield discusses his own suicide attempt on GMA

ByDarren O

Legendary actor and 80’s rock star Rick Springfield appeared on Good Morning America and discussed his own brush with suicide and his life long battle with depression. He provided words advice to those struggling with depression in the wake of the rash of suicides from gay teens who have suffered at the hands of bullies.

See a clip from Springfield’s appearance on Good Morning America to promote his memoirs “Late Late at Night” here.

PHOTOS: Bobby Trendy at RHOBH Premiere Party

ByDarren O

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills threw down with a premiere party at Trousdale Theatre yesterday. Notables in attendance included the cast of the latest installment of the Housewives franchise, Paris Hilton, and LaToya Jackson but designer Bobby Trendy stole the show with his kimono black-lip ensemble! Check out photos of Trendy from the red carpet and find out about his reality TV history.

Carrie Fisher high on cocaine filming ‘Empire’

ByDarren O

Now we know how Princess Leia helped lead a tiny rebellion against the forces of the dark side while hooking up with Han Solo. She was straight up high out of her mind on cocaine!

Read about her coke confession, her one-woman stand-up tour and why she regrets ever wearing that infamous metal bikini from Star Wars that I just had to include in the post!

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PHOTOS: Aaron Carter freaking looks like Bruce Lee!

ByDarren O

Casual Twitter explorers who came across teeny-bopper, singer and dancer Aaron Carter’s Twitter page found themselves unwittingly invited to a mind blowing A.C. gun show! Carter has been working out and the former teen-star actually resembles Bruce Lee.

See a great before and after shirtless photo image of A.C. the boy and SchwarzeCarter the M-A-N!

Warner Brothers to release historic “Censored Eleven” animated cartoons

ByDarren O

Back in ’68 eleven Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons were pulled from distribution and deemed too racist for television. Since that time the “Censored Eleven” have remained shelved and unavailable to the public. In a surprise leak, a rep for Warner Brothers confirmed during New York Comic Con that these historic cartoons will be available in full and unedited next year.

Find out about the history behind the Censored Eleven and view all the works in question including a Bugs Bunny short entitled “All This and Rabbit Stew.”

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Queen of Gospel, Albertina Walker, Dies at 81

ByDarren O

The “Queen of Gospel,” Albertina Walker, has passed away today at the age of 81.

Walker casts a tremendous shadow over the genre of gospel music. She was given the moniker “Queen of Gospel” by such notables as Rev. Jesse L. Jackson Sr. and Rev. James Cleveland. She is a Grammy winner, multiple Dove award winner and was honored by President George W. Bush in 2002. Find out more about Walker including her days with The Caravans and then have your heart moved by two beautiful performances by “The Queen.”