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Teresa Giudice to host life advice seminar

It turns out that money CAN buy you class. If you have a little free time on January 10th and 60 bucks to blow you can have Real Housewives of New Jersey reality TV star Teresa Giudice tell you in person how to change and then manage your life. So what can someone who went 11 million in debt, filed for bankruptcy and nearly had to auction off all her personal items teach you about success? Read on to find out!

Sheriff who arrested Willie Nelson suggests citizens arm themselves with guns in drug war

As the entire internet has reported Willie Nelson has been arrested in Hudspeth County, Texas for marijuana possession. After a little research I found an interesting Fox News video that does not bode well for the Red Headed Stranger. The County Sheriff, Arvin West, wears an eleven-gallon-hat and openly encourages his citizens to arm themselves in the war on drugs! See Arvin’s message that lets us all know that west Texas is still the wild west and is certainly no country for old men (like Willie).

VIDEO: In Memoriam – Leslie Nielsen’s 1959 screen test for BEN-HUR

Hollywood lost one of its most recognizable and legendary actors when Leslie Nielsen passed away yesterday at the age of 84. While Nielsen will be most remembered for his unforgettable spoof roles in the Airplane and Naked Gun franchises he also took his turn in a fair share of straight dramatic roles.

Check out a wonderful vintage clip of the late Leslie Nielsen as he auditions in a screen test for the ’59 version of BEN-HUR along side Cesare Danova.

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Kelsey Grammer buys luxurious NYC apartment with fiancee

In what may be a direct slap-in-the-face to his ex-wife and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast mate Camille Grammer, Frazier star Kelsey Grammer has purchased and will be moving in to a lavish multi-million dollar New York City Apartment with his fiancee Kayte Walsh.

Find out about all of Kelsey’s Camille upgrades including a photo of the Manhattan glass tower that Kelsey and his pregnant stewardess fiancee will be calling home.

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PHOTO: Kim Zolciak denies smoking while aware of pregnancy

Kim Zolciak may find it more difficult to arrive to her parties on time now that she has the full force of the pregnancy police on her fabulous ATL backside. The fine folks at TMZ claim to have a photo that shows Kim puffing away while preggers. Not only is Kim sharing a cig with her baby-to-be but the timeline would indicate that it was after she KNEW about her “delicate condition.”

See the full photo and the timeline of events that would indicate Kim’s poor puff decision and read her denial via Twitter all right here.

Woman wears bikini to LAX to avoid TSA pat down

It seems like everyone in America has an opinion in regards to the new TSA pat down procedures taking place at airports nationwide. Whether you’re on the side of added security or feel that the whole thing is an overload government abomination, I think we can all agree that the following lady has the perfect solution: Wear a sexy little bikini in hopes that you can avoid the security frisking!

Keep reading to see multiple video interviews at LAX and see multiple bikini shots of Corinne Theile – America’s latest airline hero!

VIDEO: Cars and a bus struggle during Seattle’s recent snow storm

In a late nomination for this particular blogger’s amateur YouTube video of the year a videographer finds himself in a prime location during the recent snow storm in Seattle. During this almost 6 minute clip car after car after car and then a big ol’ City bus lose traction and slide down a steep and icy John St. on Capitol Hill.

Check it out and say you were one of the first million to see what is sure to become a viral classic!

VIDEO: Kanye West’s Beautiful Dark Twisted live rant

Kanye West surprised the N.Y.C. with a live performance last night at the Bowery Ballroom. Following a complete live performance of his critically acclaimed new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy he launched in to a sermon-on-the-mount Kanye rant for the ages.

Subjects covered in the 10 minute preachifyin’ include; the people’s need for him to make more music, the critics trying to keep him from making said music, Taylor Swift, his great reviews, bullying, domestic abuse, his defense that George W. Bush is a racist yet is still someone who deserves redemption for surviving being villainized, blogger hang ups projected upon him… Oh forget it! Just watch Mr. Dichotomy at his very best!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus lands lead role in HBO comedy

Louis-Dreyfus has signed on to star in and produce Veep, an HBO comedy pilot written by Simon Blackwell and Armando Iannucci. Julia will play Vice President and former Senator Selina Meyer who discovers that being the V.P. is, “nothing like she expected and everything everyone ever warned about.”

Bonus: Check out a clip from Iannucci’s short run but wildly popular British show for a taste of what to expect when Veep hits the airwaves.

Hell’s Kitchen winner Holli Ugalde denied promised dream job

The soul-sucking fate of having to endure chef Gordon Ramsay’s profanity laced tirades is bad enough but imagine what it would be like if you won and were STILL denied your promised dream job! Welcome to the world of poor Holli Ugalde, winner for season 7 of Hell’s Kitchen.

Find out what fu&*ing went wrong, how she is being compensated in lieu of the job and what her and chef Ramsay’s reactions are to the disappointing news.

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Ke$ha’s wacky fashion goes 3D for Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ke$ha was back at her, “Fashion: You’re Doing It Wrong” ways following a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live that is set to air tonight. Double decker 3D glasses combined with leather and studs topping animal print spandex just doesn’t do it for me. Actually I don’t think I want to meet the person this WOULD do it for. Maybe the “$’s” nutty get ups will become endearing someday but I doubt it!

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Video sneak peek: Sister Wives Honeymoon Special

This Sunday TLC will be airing a Honeymoon Special for their popular polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. During the first season of the show family patriach and all around fun loving dude Kody Brown courted a now 4th wife, Robyn Sullivan. To celebrate the wedding Kody and his hair decided to throw Robyn in his Lexus or on the back of his hog (where does this dude get all the bank?) and ride on down to the seashores of old Mexico for a little one on one time with his 4th better 5th.

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VIDEO: Anita “Lautner” is Twilight’s biggest fan

Moviefone is currently running a contest to determine the biggest Twilight fan. They have requested video submissions from folks asking that they show and explain why they are the #1 Twi-hard on Earth. All of this seems harmless enough until you see the video submitted by one young Anita “Lautner.” O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D!

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PHOTOS: Chaz Bono and girlfriend Jennifer Elia at ‘Burlesque’ premiere

While Cher was sharing the spotlight with co-star Christina Aguilera at the premiere for Burlesque her once daughter but now gender reassigned son Chaz Bono stole the red carpet attention with a rare public appearance. Chaz attended the event alongside his longtime girlfriend Jennifer Elia. The couple looked extremely happy going as far as to lay a couple of kisses on each other for the photogs. This was Chaz’s first red carpet appearance since legally changing his name and gender.

DeSean Jackson says Michael Vick led Eagles were like caged pit bulls

Philadelphia Eagles receiver DeSean Jackson used possibly the most ill advised metaphor in sports history last night when describing his team’s motivation following a pregame scuffle. The Eagles are now led by QB Michael Vick who pleaded guilty to various crimes involving pit bulls including dog fighting, torture and vicious murdering of some of the dogs. Vick probably would have slept better after his historic Monday night performance if his teammate Jackson hadn’t described his team as, “caged pit bulls.”

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PHOTO: Proof that Larry David is just like his Curb Your Enthusiasm persona

One of the finest comedic TV characters of the last 25 years is frighteningly not a conjured up character at all! The callous Larry David we all cringe at with one eye closed from his popular HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm is apparently the same Larry David folks encounter in real life.

Read on to see Larry David on the set putting an assistant in one of the strange and awkward and hilarious situations that often happen on Curb, then watch a great video clip of Larry fessing up to being much like the man on the show!

Katy Perry pushing “Purr” fume via milk truck in N.Y.C.

If you’re chillaxing on the streets of the NYC today and see a milk truck headed your way you might be disappointed if you were looking for a cool glass of the cow’s udder. You see this particular milk truck doesn’t have milk but what it does have is pop singer Katy Perry pitching her own new scent Purr.

Check out photos of the Perrymobile and Katy herself as she lets everyone catch a whiff of Katy’s kitty!

Meet Lake Shore’s “The Lebanese” Salem Moussallam

We’re getting close to wrapping up our Lake Shore cast mate profiles. On the block this time is fashionista Salem Mousallam “The Lebanese.” Salem is alread a success in the field of fashion having many impressive accomplishments under his belt. Of all the cast members he seems to be the one who needs the show the least.

Meet Lake Shore’s “The Pole” Karolina Czaja

Next up in our run down of Lake Shore’s cast is yet another 23-year-old beautiful babe Karolina Czaja. “The Pole” is a lesbian tongue kissing fool with ambitions of becoming a model and meeting Miss Right. Smooching and bikini photos as well as some barely edited lesbian lover boob flashing will help you get to know sweet Karolina a little better!

Meet Lake Shore’s “The Vietnamese” Anni Mei Nguyen

Next up on our hit list for Lake Shore is 23-year-old Anni Mei Nguyen. Anni Mei is a business woman by day and a go go dancer by night which sounds like a fanatstic combo to me. It looks like Lake Shore has 4’11” of pure “The Vietnamese” bikini sporting trouble on their north of the border hands with this one!

Meet Lake Shore’s “The Turk” Sibel Altug

Our friends north of the border are set to launch their own version of Jersey Shore called Lake Shore. The YouTube campaign for the show featuring promos and audition reels has drummed up a tremendous amount of interest that has culminated with the announcement of the final 8 that will comprise the cast of the show.

We’re going to break down each cast member today and first up is Sibel Altug “The Turk”, a 23-year-old trouble starting sexy brunette. Check out Sibel’s bio info and audition reel here!

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50 Cent and Keenan Cahill duet on Chelsea Lately

Legendary lyp syncing YouTube sensation Keenan Cahill appeared on Chelsea Lately and was provided the opportunity to show off his skills on 50 Cent’s new single “Down On Me.” During his performance 50 Cent dropped in and worked out a duet with the diminutive 15-year-old who suffers from Maroteaux-Lamy syndrome that stunts growth at around the age of 8. Check out the video and see Cahill make a pass at host Chelsea Handler who is rumored to be 50 Cent’s lover.

Rapper Wiz Khalifa arrested for felony marijuana trafficking

If you tweet to your fans that you’re going to get them high, brag about a $10,000 a month weed habit, call your tour Waken Baken and even have your own line of rolling papers you just might be making yourself a target for the police.

Alas, this is the lesson up and coming rapper Wiz Khalifa has learned too late following his arrest after a show last night at East Carolina University. Find out the charges, see a video of his fans booing the arresting officers and read the twitter rhyme that Wiz posted after posting bail.

Wolf Blitzer to appear on Soul Train Awards

What everyone in the two worlds of cable news and groovin’ booty shakin yeah baby had hoped against hope to be true is coming to pass. Howlin’ Wolf Blitzer will finally be making an appearance at the annual Soul Train Awards. Some things in the pop world, like Brangelina or Mel Gibson and audio recorded rants, were destined to be. Find out more about the silver bearded anchor’s upcoming Soul Train coronation.

Kid Rock’s 2010 EMA Awards finger flipping after party

If you’re a rock star and its 4AM after an award show it can be hard to figure out what to do with your time. You could hit the sack and sleep off the drinks, you could sit down and write another crappy homage to an originally good song, or if you’re Kid Rock you can ignite an impromptu finger flipping festival!

Check out photos of Kid’s post 2010 EMA Awards show Ke$ha copying middle finger party throw down with some eager young female fans here.

Arlene Wagner set to crack Conan’s nuts

Conan will premiere tonight on TBS and he is bringing out a big gun in order to do some serious Leno and Letterman ball bustin’. Lady Gaga and The Pope were no match for the Johnny Carson of cracking nuts, Mrs. Arlene Wagner. Are you ready for tonight, because Arlene the machine has the masturbating bear and the rest of America trembling in our diapers!

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Ricky Gervais crashes Downey Jr., Galifianakis “Due Date” interview

I’ve discovered the perfect recipe for modern day British hilarity. The first ingredient needed is Robert Downey Jr. and Zack Galifianakis on some random morning U.K. show promoting their film Due Date with an attractive woman interviewer. The second and most important dash of spice is to have Ricky Gervais crash said interview and lay down some ground rules on how to be funny over the pond. Tasty!

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VIDEO: Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High Party

The legendary founder and mastermind behind The Rent Is Too Damn High Party Jimmy McMillan is now advocating a 2nd important political platform. While his primary focus will always be the escalating cost of rent and its probable doom of New York he has now endorsed the Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High Party. Watch Jimmy & son Timmy explain why they feel so strongly about Charlie Sheen being too damn high.

VIDEO: Angry Birds stop-motion construction paper animation

I can’t think of a better way to recuperate from 3 straight hours of playing “Angry Birds” than watching a fantastic stop-motion animation video of “Angry Birds!” If you’re able to put your phone down and quit playing “Angry Birds” for say 2 minutes I encourage you to check out this great clip. It will inspire you to reach new hights when you go right back to playing “Angry Birds.”

VIDEO: Charlie Murphy tells Grambling to f’ off after boos

Watch Charlie Murphy lose Charlie Murphy’s mind after being booed during a brutal stand-up appearance at Grambling University. Charlie Murphy takes Charlie Murphy’s check for his gig and Charlie Murphy’s mic and throws them down in disgust before walking off of Charlie Murphy’s stage throwing in a little Chalie Murphy f’ you for good Charlie Murphy measure!

A look back: Merle Haggard’s “Back to the Barrooms” 30 years later
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A look back: Merle Haggard’s “Back to the Barrooms” 30 years later

30 years ago country music legend Merle Haggard released the album Back to the Barrooms right on the heels of The Way I Am. The album’s theme of loss imbued with a going down to hell drinking attitude have stood the test of time leaving in its wake a generation of musicians and fans in awe of the masterpiece from the man they call The Hag. Read on for a 30-year-retrospective on the greatest drinking album ever recorded.

Lil Wayne to celebrate freedom at King of Diamonds Miami strip club

Lil Wayne is a fee man and one of his first orders of business is to throw down an epic party at Miami’s King of Diamonds gentleman’s club. To call this palace a club is an understatement. Basketball court, tanning salon, 300 plus girls, 30 private VIP suites, and a landing pad for helicopters to arrive in serious V.I.P. style are just part of the reason why KOD will be the place to be on Sunday night.

Find out all about the venue for the party of the year including a rumptastic promo video and some images of the girls just waiting to say, “welcome to the land of the free Mr. Wayne!”

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Justin Bieber sings Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream on Ellen

Justin Bieber crashed Ellen today and took over the show as the teen star is known to do. He interrupted the monologue while Ellen was pushing copies of her girlfriend Portia De Rossi’s book Unbearable Lightness with a copy of his own book First Step 2 Forever in hand. Ellen had him sign it then they did a dance together through the crowd to Usher’s “Yeah.” The real highlight came during a brief sit down with Ellen when Justin broke out into an impromptu version of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream.” Check out the clip here!

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Kathy Griffin torpedoes “Sister Wives” with “Brother Husbands”

D-list queen Kathy Griffin appeared on Lopez Tonight Monday and was her usual hilarious self. Her sit down with George was really good but the highlight of the night was a video she put together mocking TLC’s polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives that follows Kody Brown, his 4 better fifths and 16 children. Check out the video and see who I suggest as a good 4th hubby for Kathy.

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PHOTOS: Ke$ha flashes sequined panties during new video shoot

There sure is a lot going on in Ke$ha’s video shoot for “We R Who We R” currently filming in downtown L.A. We’ve got some red sequined panty flashing, rosary beads, lingerie stockings, a tattered American flag dress, some Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome inspired hair, kneeling blondes, and the singer crowd surfing after dangling from wires.

Check out our photo gallery right here. Oh, and did I mention red sequined panty fla$hing!?!

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Pink channels Rosie the Riveter drops “Raise Your Glass” video

Pink is one of the most adept chameleons in the pop singer universe. She is able to take on varying personas and styles with a proven streak of highly successful results. In her most recent video for the single “Raise Your Glass” she channels the iconic imagery of a true American hero Rosie the Riveter.

Check out Pink as Rosie in the just dropped video for “Raise Your Glass,” the first release off of her upcoming Greatest Hits… So Far!!! package.

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Taylor Momsen’s band The Pretty Reckless drop “Just Tonight” video

Taylor Momsen has been on an all out zombie photo op blitz recently as she fronts her band The Pretty Reckless. In keeping with the walking dead theme Momsen is featured in the band’s latest music video for their single “Just Tonight” moping about in Twilight styled costume and make up.

See the clip and high resolution stills from “Just Tonight” that hearkens back to the weird old days of music video with random shots of blood dripping roses, candle lit dungeons and glass glued insects.

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Never mind the buttocks here’s Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is recording an album. Before all of you start covering up your ears in horror try to look on the bright side and realize that this will inevitably result in music videos. Did that still not help? Yeah I’m pretty inconsolable about the whole idea too.

Check out a brief video of Kim K singing with Jimmy Fallon at the 2010 Emmy’s and then read our title and track listing suggestions for her debut including “In the Derriere Tonight” feat. Phil Collins and “Rears in Heaven” feat. Eric Clapton.

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Charlie Sheen not into reality TV divorce

Charlie Sheen’s divorce from estranged wife Brook Mueller was not a question of if but when. Well it looks like the time is now because good time Charlie went ahead and filed the papers. While the two planned to move ahead with the separation together Sheen put the split up in overdrive because of reality TV and Paris Hilton. Say what!?!

Sandra Bullock’s only nude scene coming to Blu-ray

Back in ’93 before the Oscar accolades and the Jesse James scandal the highest paid actress in Hollywood, Sandra Bullock, participated in her only on film nude scene in the bargain bin classic Fire on the Amazon. Armed with just her drive and a couple of tiny strips of duct tape Sandra Buttock Bullock steamed up the cameras in a sweaty jungle sex scene with some dude rocking Pauly Shore hair. Find out about the upcoming HD release, see the scene in question and find out where you can pre-order a copy because, you know, the plot sounds so interesting!

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Sister Wives renewed Big Love cancelled

2011 should prove to be a great year for polygamy themed television as TLC has announced they will renew Sister Wives for a 10 epsiode 2nd season while HBO has announced that season 5 of their popular drama Big Love will be its last. Find out about all the plural family T.V. updates including a honeymoon special featuring Kody Brown and wife #4!

VIDEO: S.F. Giants fans violent McDonalds brawl

The San Francisco Giants have taken a 2-0 lead in their quest to win their first championship since moving from New York decades ago. During Wednesday night’s game one of the World Series a brawl involving an estimated 70 people broke out at a McDonald’s across the street from AT&T park in a can I have some fries with that fist-a-cuffs throw down! Yes, we have the video of all the Big Mac big love and Happy Meal happiness right here.

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Katy Perry’s “Firework” dedicated to “It Gets Better” campaign

Katy Perry took to her Twitter account and let the now self proclaimed reformed blogger Perez Hilton know that her song “Firework” and accompanying video is dedicated to the “It Gets Better” campaign.

Shortly thereafter Perez posted a full length clip before any official release of the music video. See what Katy tweeted and check out the full length explosive video for “Firework” right here!

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VIDEO PHOTOS: Young Lady Gaga in Sexual Harassment PSA

Before Stefani Germanotta, a.k.a. Lady Gaga, was strapping on firework brassieres and meat dresses she was a struggling artist just looking for work. One of the gigs she landed was a PSA regarding sexual harassment that has inevitably found its way to YouTube.

Check out the video and screen shots of a youthful Gaga letting a touchy feely school boy know that she ain’t putting up with his crap!

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Celebs encourage voting with “10 Minutes” Funny or Die shorts

Funny or Die, the popular comedy video site created by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, has rolled out a video called “10 Minutes” to help encourage younger voters to get out and cast their ballots during the upcoming mid-term elections.

Find out which celebs are involved in the campaign and watch the video in which a list of tasks that take longer than it does to vote are provided included searching for Charlie Sheen hooker scandal updates. Busted!

VIDEOS PHOTOS: Pamela Anderson’s bikini butcher PETA ad

In Pamela Anderson’s latest PETA ad she is out to show that humans and animals have the same parts. The sexy ad shows Pamela in an itsy bitsy bikini appearing as if she has been tagged by a butcher. Beside her image is a logo with the outline of a cow that reads, “Have a Heart Go Vegetarian.”

Check out the full ad, a video interview in which philosopher Pam discusses the virtues of vegetarianism and a photo from the unveiling in London!

Happy 69th birthday Dick Trickle!

Here at Starcasm we aren’t too big on the ol’ birthday posts but when the man, the myth, the legend, Dick Trickle turns 69 you bet your Heilig Meyers furniture lovin’ backsides we’re gonna pay tribute!

We’ve got video of “The Man” lighting up a smoke during a caution, the hilarious 0 for 243 Napa Auto Parts ad, background info and more on the White Night. The only REAL Dick sporting legend whose glory days came in the state of Wisconsin!

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Should CBS fire Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen is back in the headlines, this time for yelling at a hooker while in the nude to the point of having police called while his ex Denise Richards and their two children were in an adjacent room and later taken to a hospital where he tested positive for cocaine. So what does CBS, who pays the actor almost 2-mill an episode to star in Two and a Half Men have to say about all of this? Absolutely nothing. Read on to find out why it’s time for CBS to acknowledge there’s a problem.

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TLC to air ‘Sister Wives Special’ interview Sunday

For all you Sister Wives starved folks out there who thought that everyone’s favorite polygamy themed reality show was over fear not. TLC has ordered a follow up special to the extremely popular show about the Browns from Utah and their plural marriage lifestyle.

Find out all about the special including the NBC news personality that will be interviewing the Brown family.

Personal Johnny Cash items to be auctioned

So are you sitting around thinking, “It sure would be awesome to own a vintage Martin played and signed by Johnny Cash and play it while sporting the jumpsuit he wore while rehearsing for “Live At San Quentin?'” Well if you’ve got a lot of cash in addition to your love for Cash you will have the opportunity to do just that.

Julien’s will be auctioning off a mind blowing amount of personal Johnny Cash items that also include hand written lyrics and even The Man In Black’s passport. Read on to see the guitars and jumpsuit as well as a tribute video to Cash performed by his ex-son-in-law Rodney Crowell.

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Was Mercedes Nelson kicked off Football Wives for fighting?

Mercedes Nelson is the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboy running back Marion Barber and is listed as part of the cast for VH1’s reality show Football Wives. So why was Mercedes absent during the premiere episode on Sunday night? Well according to sources with TMZ Mercedes got crazy on set and hurled various projectiles at castmate Chanita Foster!

Read on to find out about the cat fight, Mercedes’ future with the show and a hot photo and video reel of the all that model!

VIDEO LYRICS: Greyson Chance releases debut single ‘Waiting Outside the Lines’

13-year-old YouTube sensation Greyson Chance has dropped his debut single “Waiting Outside the Lines” today via iTunes as well as having the song streamed via Ryan Seacrest’s website. Chance’s performance of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” now has over 32 million views!

Hear the song, see his performance of “Waiting” from Ellen and get the complete lyrics all right here!

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VIDEOS: Ugly Dance World Cup 2010

The ten finalists are now set for the Ugly Dance World Cup 2010 that will go down in Germany tomorrow. Check out the amazing video submissions from the best in the world or at least Western Europe at dancing terribly. They are ready to prove that their inabilities will far undershine all their adversaries led feet and jelly knees. Rhythm is not welcome here, choreography is a sin and you better not even think about reminding the judges of Usher or even The Situation for that matter!

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A Real Housewives product pushing photo gallery

All of our favorite reality wives have one common bond it seems. The Real Housewives can really sell some product! If you spend part of your day checking out photo galleries of the reality queens like I do it becomes apparent that the whole franchise was created to get these shillers out to the masses and sell, sell, sell.

Check out this gallery of the product pushing ladies doing their part to help America recover from the current financial crisis.

Sister Wives Meri Kody and Janelle Brown
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Sister Wives bombshell: Janelle divorced Meri’s brother to later marry Kody!

The most recent bombshell to drop about the Browns from TLC’s Sister Wives could be a game changer in the family’s attempt to make polygamy a more socially acceptable lifestyle choice. According to official records, 2nd wife Janelle divorced 1st wife Meri’s brother to later marry Meri’s husband! This means that Kody is married to his ex-sister-in-law and that Meri shares a man with her brother’s ex-wife. Read on to find out about the twisted truth behind how Janelle met Meri. I’m so confused!