Lil Wayne to celebrate freedom at King of Diamonds Miami strip club

In one of Lil Wayne’s first orders of business after being released today from Rikers Islandprison he has lined up an official freedom party at one of Miami’s premier strip clubs King of Diamonds. Mack Maine, the president of Wayne’s Young Money and childhood friend, confirmed that there will be an epic celebration happening down in the Sunshine State.  He said:

“It’s gonna be crazy. We have a private party first and then we going to King of Diamonds after, which is a strip club. It’s going to be crazy, it’s going to be real elegant, extravagant, we gonna party like when Frank came home, like [the movie] ‘King of New York,’ ” Maine explained. “It should be a lot of beautiful women, just … beautiful scenery. Just treat him like a king, like the royalty that he is and make him feel like we really missed him and welcome him back to the family, basically.”

Being a self described investigative journalist blogger i feel it is my responsibility to inform you, the tab browser, all about King of Diamonds and what Lil Wayne and his entourage can expect.  Via the club’s (NSFW) official website they tout themselves this way:

Patrons look forward to King of Diamonds special events hosted by A-list celebrities like P. Diddy, Drake and many others. T.I calls King of Diamonds his office as he’s always here when he’s in Miami. Other celebrity clients and performers include Nelly, Rick Ross who had his album release party there and a slew of NBA and NFL players. Dennis Rodman was KOD’s groundbreaking host and Music Mogul, Rapper P. Diddy frequently books the club for an entire weekend of exclusive parties.

That is some big time name drops for a lead in to a strip club.  If all of that promotin’ isn’t enough to make you wish you were on Wayne’s guest list here is a video put together highlighting some of the best that King of Diamonds has to offer from Rick Ross’s “Teflon Don” release party. Caution: some serious rump-shaking in this hizzy:

That’s just a different level of playa right there.  An army of tight ladies at your disposal, the V.I.P. arriving via helicopter and then some sort of Scarface dream throwing down inside.  If my editors need me I would be glad to cover this event in person for the site.  To my dismay and total envy it gets even better or worse depending on how you look at it.  Here’s a break down of some of the amenities that will be waiting for Lil Wayne:

King of Diamonds boasts a provocative roster of over 300 dancers from all different nationalities. The venue is armed with 14 super skyboxes, 30 private vip suites, a shoe shine station, fashion boutique, beauty salon, tanning salon, full body massages, fine dining menu, a barber shop and even a basketball court for your guilty pleasures.

And as far as the scenery goes well here’s a little taste courtesy of KOD’s site:

The party that none of us can dream of attending will go down Sunday night.  As a shout out to Wayne and his new found freedom here’s the trailer for King of New York:

Top Image: Kevin Winter – Getty Images / King of Diamonds Official Website