A Real Housewives product pushing photo gallery

Oct. 21, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - BETHENNY FRANKEL celebrates the launch of Trident Layers new Cool Mint + Melon Fresco flavor in Times Square in New York City on 10-21-2010.  2010. ....K66904HMc. © Red Carpet Pictures

All of our favorite reality wives have one common bond it seems.  The Real Housewives can really sell some product! If you spend part of your day checking out photo galleries of the reality queens like I do it becomes apparent that the whole franchise was created to get these shillers out to the masses and sell, sell, sell. Let this be a notice to our politicians. If you want a real American recovery act create more Housewives celebrities and let them sell stuff.

Gum, books, clothes and just about anything that provides these gals some cash and camera face time have been pushed. So, here for your viewing pleasure are some of the very best worst Real Housewives product pushing pics.

First up is the former mafia target lady of the Jersey night Danielle Staub looking to unload some copies of her memoir “The Naked Truth.”

May 25, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Danielle Staub of ''The Real Housewives of New Jersey''.marks the release of her tell all memoir ''The Naked Truth''.Borders Books and Music, Time Warner Center, NYC.05-25-2010.Photos by , Photos Inc 2010.DANIELLE STAUB.K65083SMO. © Red Carpet Pictures
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Next up is the money fetching Gretchen Rossi mounting a motorcycle for a Harley Davidson Showcase. The wheels on bike go round and round.

LOS ANGELES - OCT 21: Gretchen Rossi & the Cosmic Starship Harley at the Harley Davidson Showcase: Unveiling of Cosmic Harley by Artist Jack Armstrong at Bartels' Harley-Davidson on October 21, 2010 in Marina Del Rey, CA Photo via Newscom

Where would be in this little post if we didn’t include the always interesting Kelly Bensimon. Check out Kelly helping the fine folks of Anthropologie Chelsea Market open their doors for business by gazing at a flower with a confused expression.

NEW YORK - APRIL 15: Television personality Kelly Bensimon attends the opening celebration of Anthropologie Chelsea Market at Anthropologie on April 15, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)
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Well look who’s next up on a sales call. It’s profit-sharing Jill Zarin! Shillin’ Jill lends her famous face to a Kodak Media Event. Do you think she has any idea what she’s doing with that mouse?

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 14:  Real Housewives of New York Jill Zarin attends the KODAK Gallery Re-Launch Media Event at the OPIA Lounge at Hotel 57 on October 14, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Joe Kohen/Getty Images for Kodak)
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And now it’s time for a real jewel as Ramona Singer launches Tru Renewal. Just look at Ramona doing her part to help America out of this recession via manscaping.

NEW YORK - JANUARY 23: Television personality Ramona Singer and husband Mario Singer attend the Tru Renewal Product Launch at Equinox on January 23, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)
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Let us not forget about the children of the Real Housewives or the husbands who contribute so much, including co-writing books about those children we shouldn’t forget! Here’s the Big Apple’s Alex McCord with her husband (and honorary Housewife!) Simon van Kempen promoting their book Little Kids, Big City at Authors Night 2010 at The East Hampton Library on August 14.

EAST HAMPTON, NY - AUGUST 14: Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempin attend The Authors Night 2010 at The East Hampton Library on August 14, 2010 in East Hampton, New York. (Photo by Eugene Gologursky/Getty Images for East Hampton Library)
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Look who else isn’t tardy for this product-promoting party. It’s ATL’s very own Kim Zolciak enjoying lunch with author Patti Stanger. Hey wait a minute, how did Patti’s book get propped up and prominently displayed among the 47 mixed drinks and glasses of wine on my table?

34624, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Friday 2nd October 2009. Patti Stanger of Millionaire Matchmaker and Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta lunch at the Ivy in Beverly Hills. Patti had copy of her book Become Your Own Matchmaker . Photograph: Gaz Shirley/Kevin Perkins/PacificCoastNews.com
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Well you can’t go Zolciak if you don’t throw in a little NeNe too! Here is Leakes helping folks appreciate the lucious taste of fine chocolate at Jonathan Grahm’s Compartes Chocolatier. What’s Graham got their? It looks like NeNe’s novel to me.

The Real Houseiwves of Atlanta star, NeNe Leakes gets a lesson in chocolate making from master chocolatier Jonathan Grahm at Compartes Chocolatier on June 25, 2010 in Los Angeles (photo by: KAT/ Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

And who can we count on to take it to the house in this all things Housewives sellout? You got it. It’s The Countess Luann De Lesseps with her book Class With the Countess.

SAN FRANCISCO - SEPTEMBER 10: Countess Luann De Lesseps attend FASHION'S NIGHT OUT at Macy's Union Square on September 10, 2010 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Trisha Leeper/Getty Images For Macy's)
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