All of our favorite reality wives have one common bond it seems. The Real Housewives can really sell some product! If you spend part of your day checking out photo galleries of the reality queens like I do it becomes apparent that the whole franchise was created to get these shillers out to the masses and sell, sell, sell. Let this be a notice to our politicians. If you want a real American recovery act create more Housewives celebrities and let them sell stuff.
Gum, books, clothes and just about anything that provides these gals some cash and camera face time have been pushed. So, here for your viewing pleasure are some of the very best worst Real Housewives product pushing pics.
First up is the former mafia target lady of the Jersey night Danielle Staub looking to unload some copies of her memoir “The Naked Truth.”
Next up is the money fetching Gretchen Rossi mounting a motorcycle for a Harley Davidson Showcase. The wheels on bike go round and round.
Where would be in this little post if we didn’t include the always interesting Kelly Bensimon. Check out Kelly helping the fine folks of Anthropologie Chelsea Market open their doors for business by gazing at a flower with a confused expression.
Well look who’s next up on a sales call. It’s profit-sharing Jill Zarin! Shillin’ Jill lends her famous face to a Kodak Media Event. Do you think she has any idea what she’s doing with that mouse?
And now it’s time for a real jewel as Ramona Singer launches Tru Renewal. Just look at Ramona doing her part to help America out of this recession via manscaping.
Let us not forget about the children of the Real Housewives or the husbands who contribute so much, including co-writing books about those children we shouldn’t forget! Here’s the Big Apple’s Alex McCord with her husband (and honorary Housewife!) Simon van Kempen promoting their book Little Kids, Big City at Authors Night 2010 at The East Hampton Library on August 14.
Look who else isn’t tardy for this product-promoting party. It’s ATL’s very own Kim Zolciak enjoying lunch with author Patti Stanger. Hey wait a minute, how did Patti’s book get propped up and prominently displayed among the 47 mixed drinks and glasses of wine on my table?
Well you can’t go Zolciak if you don’t throw in a little NeNe too! Here is Leakes helping folks appreciate the lucious taste of fine chocolate at Jonathan Grahm’s Compartes Chocolatier. What’s Graham got their? It looks like NeNe’s novel to me.
And who can we count on to take it to the house in this all things Housewives sellout? You got it. It’s The Countess Luann De Lesseps with her book Class With the Countess.
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