In E-Trade Baby’s latest installment of the mega-popular talking baby advertisements he congratulates his baby-buddy Benny on joining the 21st century and going online to do his trading. This all seems harmless enough until E-Trade Baby uses the back button and discovers Benny’s cache of animal pornography!
I’ve caught this spot about a hundred times while watching the NFL on Sunday until it seeped through my thick skull that the ad is downright risque if not vulgar. Before I get into it any further here is the commercial. Be warned this is not suitable for children or talking babies:
E-Trade Baby uses the back navigation button on Benny’s desktop much to Benny’s surprise and embarrassment and unearths a documentary that features wildebeest sex. The direct quote from the documentary is:
“Now, cycle complete, the male wildebeest returns to propagate the herd.”
If the terminology is unfamiliar, “propagate the herd” means that the wildebeest in question will be having casual unprotected wildesex with random partners simply to procreate or as Websters defines:
Propagate
1. To cause to continue or multiply by generation, or successive production; — applied to animals and plants; as, to propagate a breed of horses or sheep; to propagate a species of fruit tree.
This propagation designation is then followed by a moaning wildebeest that is clearly supposed to simulate the sound of a wildebeest mating. How vile! The E-Trade baby is wide eyed with excitement and asks Benny:
“Can you forward me this link?”
Now this whole baby talking gig has been a long time comic staple. Just ask Bruce Willis like Zach Galifianakis did on his popular show Between Two Ferns. The premise is supposed to be a little shocking in that you have perceived babies discussing adult topics but I think E-Baby has gone too far this time!
In fact, this isn’t E-Baby’s first scandalous headline as he previously made news for his Super Bowl spot mocking Lindsay Lohan which caused the troubled actress to file a 100-million-dollar lawsuit which was later dropped. E-Baby may push the envelope of decency but he knows that when it comes to celebrity justice you better have a damn good lawyer.
E-Trade Baby’s secret shame – Wildebeest porn
This advertisement is scandalous and highly inappropriate for a family viewing audience. As Americans we do not want our live action of costumed men violently concussing other costumed men interrupted with babies insinuating that they watch and are helplessly addicted to wildebeest porn. E-Baby, we’re all big fans bet let’s take it down a few notches and for the sake of your friend Buddy lets keep our wildeneeds in the wildecloset where they belong.
