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PHOTOS Martin Kaymer’s girlfriend Allison Micheletti

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25-year-old German golfer Martin Kaymer won the PGA Championship at Whistling Straits Sunday after defeating Bubba Watson in a three-hole playoff. The victory has been overshadowed Dustin Johnson’s controversial penalty on the 18th hole, which prevented Johnson from entering into a three-way playoff with Kaymer and Watson.

But that isn’t the only overshadowing that took place on Sunday! The famously ornate Wanamaker Trophy that Kaymer won was easily overshadowed by his trophy girlfriend, Allison Micheletti!

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VIDEO – Kanye’s secret concert at New York’s The Box: “Rosewood”

ByStarcasm Staff

Thursday night Kanye West invited a select group of 200 people to a secret show at New York’s The Box. They were notified via email only a few hours before the event and were required to show up in formal wear. The rapper, who’s recovering from last year’s Taylor-gate, was joined by John Legend on…

What is “grounding your club” that caused Dustin Johnson’s 2-stroke penalty?

ByAsa Hawks

Dustin Johnson had a one-stroke lead at the PGA Championship when his tee shot on 18 landed in a sandy patch in the gallery to the right. His next shot on the par-four hole went well left of the green and the young golfer thought sinking a chipshot would give him the title or he would join Bubba Watson and Martin Kaymer in a playoff by making the subsequent putt. What he didn’t know is that he had committed a rule violation that would cost him two strokes and a spot in the playoffs!

VIDEOS Tila Tequila’s Gathering of the Juggalos attack

ByAsa Hawks

The first videos of Tila Tequila’s performance at the Gathering of the Juggalos have surfaced. One is a short clip taken from backstage showing Tila attempting to perform as a man charges the stage and has to be subdued as other crowd members hurl objects at her. The other was shot from audience and show’s Tila’s introduction and the immediate negative reaction.

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VIDEO Big Brother 12 Rachel and Ragan’s unedited verbal backyard brawl!

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the brutal ten-minute fight between her and Ragan as he unleashes a relentless judgmental tirade and Rachel is left speechless for the first time! Includes a transcription and when to find it on the live feeds!

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Real Life Bachelorette? Singer Lisa Linehan’s Project Husband puts the wedding before the guy

ByStarcasm Staff

Lisa Linehan is a goal setter, and her current objective is to get married. So, taking a cue of the absurd from The Bachelorette she’s gone ahead and planned the wedding and set a date. As for the fiance, that’s being settled by a media project titled Project Husband, sponsored by the Forth Worth CW…

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Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger breaks up with fiance Andy Friedman over children

ByStarcasm Staff

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger was dating her fiance Andy Friedman for six years when she dumped him over a “non-negotiable” issue in their relationship. The 49-year-old Bravolebrity wanted kids, but the 52-year-old real estate executive didn’t. At that point in your life it’s really now or never. After the break-up she posted on her Twitter:…

PHOTOS Tila Tequila attacked at Gathering of The Juggalos

ByAsa Hawks

It was announced months ago that Tila Tequila would be performing at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos and tons of Juggalos were none to happy about it. Things worsened when Tila apparently misspelled ICP as IKP on her blog eliciting threatening comments that were apparently not just threats!

TMZ is reporting that Tila was attacked during her Gathering performance earlier today and was forced to retreat to her trailer while crowd members threw stones, bottles and firecrackers at her! See photos of Tila’s injuries and read her detailed account of her attack as well as some of the threatening comments made by Juggalos prior to the event!

Going for 20: Why do the Duggars have so many children? Are they part of the “Quiverfull” movement?
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Going for 20: Why do the Duggars have so many children? Are they part of the “Quiverfull” movement?

ByStarcasm Staff

Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the…

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AUDIO and transcript of Dr. Laura Schlessinger’s N-word tirade and apology

ByAsa Hawks

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is in a whole lot of hot water after she repeatedly used the N-word while talking with a caller during her August 10 radio show. Listen to or read a transcript of the conversation (which includes Dr. Laura saying the n-word 11 times) as well as Dr. Laura’s apology from the next day!

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Fashion victim Ke$ha upstaged by dancers on the Today Show

ByDarren O

“Tik Tok” singing pop star Ke$ha has received a ton of negative press for her questionable fashion choices, but during this morning’s Today Show performance in NYC she had an answer: have her dancers wear the most ridiculous get ups imaginable! Amazingly, I think her plan worked!

See the golden show-ers in all their spandex glory, videos of all three songs, a still shot of a woman way too old to be into Ke$ha rocking out, and a very uncomfortable kid dancing.

Who is Real Housewives of DC Lynda Erkiletian’s boyfriend Ebong Eka?

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of DC’s Lynda Erkiletian has a hot boyfriend that’s twice her size and always dresses well, but who is the guy? Ebong Eka was born in Toronto, Canada, where he was raised by his Nigerian immigrant parents. He’s a CPA who’s been growing a fashion business for the past few years after his…

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VIDEO PHOTOS Danielle Staub performs “Real Close” at her Scores birthday bash

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub may not have a man in her life, but she does have a close friend who has been holding her up for almost 25 years: a stripper pole. And to show her thanks to her old pal, Danielle threw her 48th birthday party at Manhattan’s Scores strip club on Tuesday, August 10! See a video of Danielle performing her new song “Real Close” with her possible lesbian lover Lori Michaels!

“Cathy Minus Cathy” In honor of Cathy Guisewite retiring

ByAsa Hawks

Neurotic everywoman Cathy has been lamenting the struggles of dieting, dating and shopping for 34 years on the comics pages of newspapers worldwide, but 60-year-old creator Cathy Guisewite has announced she’s calling it quits in October. Find out all the details and see our tribute to the passing of a comics page icon in the form of two “Cathy Minus Cathy” strips!

PHOTOS: Friar Tim (Tebow) gets all hyperbaric up in his hotel room

ByDarren O

Tim “Friar Tuck” Tebow is known for being a straight laced conservative goody-goody momma’s boy but that hasn’t stopped him from getting all hyperbaric up in his hotel room! Check out the gem of a Twitter photo of Denver’s first round QB getting a hyperbaric chamber installed at his part time digs for training camp.

Enter if you dare into Tebow’s chamber of secrets!

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Survivor Nicaragua contestant Kelly Bruno photos, videos, and bio

ByDarren O

Kelly Bruno will be competing for the grand prize on the long running CBS reality show Survivor taking place this season in Nicaragua. See photos of Kelly, bio info, videos of her as a U.S. Open Tennis Championship ballgirl, her decorated triathlete background and did I mention the fact that she’s an amputee who lost her leg when she was just 6-months-old!

There’s motivated people and then there’s UNC medical student Kelly Bruno.

Weinstein to fight “R” rating for Pat Tillman documentary

ByDarren O

The Tillman Story a documentary about how professional football player turned ranger Pat Tillman’s family fought to uncover the truth about friendly fire in Afghanistan has just been tagged with an “R” rating by the Major Motion Picture Association of America.

Read on to find out why the movie’s distributor, director and producer are outraged by this and are appealing the decision today. Also see the official trailer for the documentary to premiere Friday August, 20th.

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Kelsey Grammer’s pregnant stewardess girlfriend is 29-year-old Kayte Walsh

ByStarcasm Staff

Kelsey Grammer’s third wife (of 13 years) Camille Donatacci Grammer maybe making bank on their sudden divorce, but it looks like Kelsey’s the one who really came out ahead. Not only did he get to be “in New York doing broadway” and miss out on taping the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but he’s also…

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Kardashian drama: Did Kris Jenner cheat on Bruce Jenner with a younger guy?

ByStarcasm Staff

The new Keeping up with the Kardashians trailer promises drama. Kourtney is still trying to work things out with her baby’s father Scott Disick (meh), Khloe is teaching her husband how to swim (boring), but the real stuff happens when Kim kisses on her bodyguard, then kisses on Miles Austin, then tells Miles Austin he…

Arrest record: Montana Fisburne assaulted her boyfriend’s ex last February

ByStarcasm Staff

Montana Fishburne’s past follies seem to be unending! TMZ has found an assault charge from February 2010 against the young porn aspirant, which pairs nicely with her prostitution charge from November 2009. Fishburne has pled not-guilty to both charges, and was let off on probation for her prostitution charge. But that probation might be ended…

VIDEO New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez arrested for assaulting father-in-law

ByAsa Hawks

New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez (K-Rod) was arrested and charged with third-degree assault after an altercation with his 53-year-old father-in-law Wednesday night. Read more about the sketchy details and see a video report from ESPN. (Plus, find out what Rotowaorld says the impact will be on your fantasy team!)

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PHOTOS Jwoww looking sexy in Seaside Heights

ByAsa Hawks

I don’t know if there has ever been a show with more guilty pleasure components than Jersey Shore and I confess that one of my top five is the sexual appeal of the downright dangerous Jenni “Jwoww” Farley! Not only could she chew me up and spit me out in a matter of seconds, but for some reason I want her to! Check out these photos of the unintimidatable Jwoww pwning the sidewalks of Seaside Heights, New Jersey!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe at TEASE perfume launch

ByAsa Hawks

Paris Hilton paid homage to her hero Marilyn Monroe by dressing up like her for the launch of the new Paris Hilton fragrance “Tease.” The skinny tabloid starlet donned a white dress and fur stole reminiscent of the gown worn by Marilyn in the infamous scene from The Seven Year Itch, which seems appropriate given the fact that Paris has been suffering from (and spreading) numerous seven-year itches. Click for tons of photos including some side-by-side images of Paris and Marilyn! (Parilyn?)

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TLC’s Sister Wives to follow polygamist family from Lehi, Utah

ByDarren O

TLC has announced the upcoming premiere of a new polygamy themed reality show called Sister Wives that will follow the Brown family of Lehi, Utah. Kody Brown is legally married to his first wife Meri and is also in a committed relationship with additional sister wives Janelle and Christine. Kody hasn’t stopped there as he is looking to bring a fourth sister wife into the family, Robyn.

See the wives, Kody, a list of the kids, what their community thinks about the show and a photo of their home here!

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VIDEO ‘Teen Mom’ Season 2, Episode 4 ‘Spring Break’

ByStarcasm Staff

Is there any doubt in anyone‘s mind who will take home this year’s Emmy Award for worst proposal? Watch as Amber and Gary demonstrate how even a marriage proposal can be a huge argument! Meanwhile, Farrah talks to her mother before heading out for a night on the town, Maci meets Ryan’s girlfriend (sort of) and Tyler and Catelynn continue their seemingly manufactured drama with counseling.

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VIDEO: TBS goes Monty Python for Conan’s first official promo!

ByDarren O

We’re only three short months away from Conan O’Brien and his yet to be titled show from debuting on TBS. Conan whipped his fans up into a frenzy during his Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on TV tour but things have been relatively quiet on the show front. That is until now and the following odd first promo video from TBS. Check out the brief homage to Monty Python!

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10-year-old Jackie Evancho kills on America’s Got Talent

ByDarren O

America’s Got Talent tried a new twist last night as they featured performers that have found initial fame online via YouTube clips. For the most part the acts were underwhelming, that was until a cute little 10-year-old soprano singing girl from Pittsburgh blew everyone out of the water including the judges.

Jackie Evancho is the real deal. Check out the video from last night to hear and see the little dynamo soprano eveyone is buzzing about!

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Fantasia Barrino attempted suicide after affair scandal leaked

ByStarcasm Staff

Yesterday after her lawyer released a statement that denied 2004’s American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino had anything to do with the break-up of Antwaun Cook’s marriage to Paula Cook, the singer attempted suicide by ingesting a bottle of aspirin. She was admitted to the hospital Monday night for a “medication overdose,” and although her life…

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Photos: Dora the Explorer celebrates ten years with NYC tour

ByStarcasm Staff

Dora the Explorer has turned ten. Actually, she will always be seven, but her show is a decade old! Not one to shy away from seeing the world, the explorer extraordinaire (along with her posse: Boots, Map, Swiper and the gang) have taken New York City by force, leaving in their wake a dust cloud of Dora sightings and celeb photo-ops that include Uma Thurman, Kelly Bensimon and closing the NYSE. Also, see the fabulous backpacks she is auctioning for charity designed by such luminaries as LeBron James and Faith Hill. Come on, vamanos!

Beware of hitchikers: incestuous Bonnie and Clyde are still loose

ByStarcasm Staff

When you have fun watching Bonnie and Clyde or Natural Born Killers, you can forget that this stuff actually happens.  In this developing modern crime case it appears that these incestuous fugitives are inspired by these romanticized grisly stories. On July 30 Casslyn Welch threw wire cutters over the fence of Arizona State Prison to…

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McNugget rage caught on tape!

ByDarren O

Who hasn’t driven through McDonald’s at 6:30 AM and been disappointed to hear the only food available is what’s on the breakfast menu?

McNugget lover Melodi Dushane of Toledo, Ohio certainly has, but instead of responding with a defeated “Aw shucks” Melodi decided to DO something about it! The 25-year-old got out of her car, screamed at and punched the employees, and then proceeded to smash out the drive-through window to get her some darn McNuggets!

Check out all the early mornin’ McHate right here!

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Who is Ke$ha’s new boyfriend Alex Carapetis?

ByDarren O

Ke$ha made her way to Chicago for Lollapalooza and along with her usual odd fashion choices she sported some new crunchy arm candy. The bearded rock-star looking guy is Alex Carapetis from Australia. So just who is this new man who’s love is Ke$ha’s drug? Lets find out about our mate from the land down under and what sources had to say about how serious the two are getting.

Bonus: See a twitter pic of a heart tattoo on Alex’s hand that could possibly be a symbol of his Ke$ha affection!

This most epic mug shot fail (or win): Former Big Dig boss Matt Amorello

ByStarcasm Staff

Former Big Dig boss Matt Amorello has stretched out a really bad day over four years, culminating in one of the most humiliating mug shots ever taken. In 2006 Amorello stepped down as Massachusetts Turnpike Authority chairman over major problems with the grand Central Artery rerouting project, or Big Dig, in Boston. Since then his…

True Life I’m at a Crossroads in my Relationship: Who is Gothic Hangman?

ByStarcasm Staff

“Top hats run in my family.” – The Gothic Hangman I’m at a Crossroads in my Relationship might be the best True Life episode ever because of Hangman, or The Gothic Hangman as he is known in “international art” circles. Gothic Hangman is a 40-year-old surrealist artist and photographer who lives with his mom in…

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Survivor Nicaragua contestant Brenda Lowe photos, bio, links

ByAsa Hawks

CBS has just announced the entire cast for the upcoming season of Survivor: Nicaragua and the early front runner for sexiest babe is 27-year old Brenda Lowe from Miami, Florida! This half-Bolivian, half-Chinese, 100% hottie was born in the Canary Islands, Spain before relocating to Florida where she was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader, beauty pageant contestant, Maxim babe, co-host of the gameshow ¿Qué Dice la Gente? and founder of Paddleboard Miami. Sold yet? Just wait until you see the photos!

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VIDEO Joe Giudice denies he was drinking and driving before his DWI arrest on Real Housewives of New Jersey

ByAsa Hawks

On January 14, 2010 Joe Giudice (husband of Teresa Giudice from Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey reality series) flipped his Ford pickup truck and smashed into a telephone pole less than three miles from the couple’s home in Towaco, New Jersey. Though the officer on the scene claims to have smelled alcohol on his breath and a blood test taken later indicated he was over the legal limit, Joe denies he had consumed alcohol prior to the accident during tonight’s episode!

VIDEO PHOTOS: Strippers protest church that protests strippers

ByDarren O

With this story I guess we’ll understand it all by and by.

The New Beginnings Ministries Church of Warsaw, Ohio has been protesting the Fox Hole strip club for years. The owner of the Foxhole and his employees reached the end of their stripper pole with all this anti-dancin’ propoganda and decided to fire back with a little “pro”testing of their own. Read on to learn more about this Holy vs. Fox Hole-y war!

Danielle Staub’s search for her biological mother: Italian mafia princess
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Danielle Staub’s search for her biological mother: Italian mafia princess

ByStarcasm Staff

Everyone knows the details of Danielle Staub’s sordid young adulthood, but what nobody knows is her biological parentage. Danielle was adopted as baby by the Merrills, a protestant family in Pennsylvania in 1962, and they gave her the name Beverly. That much we can be sure of, but the story of her biological parents is…

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VIDEO: Newest RHOC cast member Peggy Tanous infomercial

ByDarren O

Radar has announced the newest blond addition to Bravo’s Real Housewives of Orange County. It is long time family friend of current cast member Alexis Bellino, 41-year-old model and spokesperson Peggy Tanous from Irvine. Check out Peggy doing her thing in an infomercial promotion for her web entrepeneur husband Micah’s company w5internet.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Rashad Bobino was man in Austin street fight with Roger Huerta

ByAsa Hawks

Roger Huerta made headlines last week when a video of him beating up a large man who had just viciously punched a woman in the back of the head on the streets of Austin made its way to TMZ. The Austin Police Department has been quiet about the identity of the other man involved in the beat down but SportsByBrooks.com claims he is a former linebacker for the Texas Longhorns named Rashad Bobino. Keep reading for all the details including photos, videos and background info on Bobino.

PHOTO – Taylor Lautner’s twin brother is actually a teenage girl

ByStarcasm Staff

There have been rumors in the past that abtastic Taylor Lautner has a twin brother named Joshua. That’s actually just hogwash, but it turns out he does have a long-lost twin! The girl in the above picture appears to be a true Twihard, but the truth is she must like that pillow so much because…

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PHOTOS Lucas Lee movie posters from ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’

ByAsa Hawks

As the world prepares for the August 13 release of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World starring Michael Cera as Michael Cera with yet another super fine love interest, the studio continues to dole out hilarious tidbits to keep our appetites whetted! The latest funny nuggets are these five movie posters for Chris Evans’ character Lucas Lee in the movie, an actor and one of Ramona Flowers’ exes that Scott Pilgrim has to fight.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Ann Ward from America’s Next Top Model is 6′ 2″ and weighs under 100 pounds

ByAsa Hawks

America’s Next Top Model is about to kick off cycle 15 and they’ve just released the first promotional videos for the upcoming season, including one of Ann from Dallas Texas who is well over six feet tall and weighs less than 100 pounds! See the video and some amazing stills of Miss J wrapping his hands around Ann’s tiny waist!

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Big Brother 12 Spoilers 8/7 – Is Rachel going home? Is there a new Saboteur?

ByAsa Hawks

Find out what happened this week on the Big Brother 12 live feeds! Who is the new HoH? Who was nominated for eviction? Who won the Power of Veto? Will the house finally send Rachel home? Did the new HoH open Pandora’s Box and if so, did Ragan accept the offer to be the new saboteur? We have the answers!

Are Mary Hart’s legs insured for $1 million?

ByStarcasm Staff

After spending 29 years interviewing celebrities for Entertainment Tonight (and occasionally sending people into seizures) Mary Hart will leave the show. The 59-year-old will wrap up this last season on the entertainment, which begins Sept. 13, because “There are many things I want to do in my life and I’d better get on with them.”…

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Emma Thompson is taking the year off from acting to battle depression

ByStarcasm Staff

Emma Thompson, who yesterday received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, is taking some time off from acting to recover from depression, something far too many people suffer silently from. The talented actress and screenwriter has always been open about her struggle with depression, before saying at her darkest time (in her early…

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Did Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend Scott Disick go to rehab after the bloody mirror-smashing incident?

ByStarcasm Staff

Kourtney Kardashian’s Patrick Bateman lookalike baby daddy is finally seeking outpatient rehab treatment after many, many drunken incidents culminating in putting his fist through a hotel suite bathroom mirror on camera while shooting Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. That episode, which aired last Sunday, saw Kourtney and Kim coming home to their suite to discover…

Is the Yogi Bear 3D movie poster a purposeful FAIL?

ByDarren O

See what is now in the argument for most inappropriate kid film movie poster in history. Read on to find out why I believe what initially appears to be a gigantic FAIL just had to be on purpose. I present to you the poster for Yogi Bear 3D in all its horror and glory. For goodness sake please hide the kids and keep a close watch on your pic-a-nic basket!!!

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PHOTOS: The Situation has himself a hair situation

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore Season 2 has exploded onto the scene managing to accomplish the seemingly impossible task of following up succesfully on the reality-genre groundbreaking first run. One of the most recognizable faces for the show is Mike Sorrentino, A.K.A. The Situation. His recognizable face recently received a noticeable change in the form of a Douche Bagazine worthy hairdo. Check out both sides of the engraved dome-rug and see our list of names for the new Sorrentino do!

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VIDEO: Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 2 “The Hangover” or “Farewell Angelina”

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the complete second episode of Season 2 of Jersey Shore in which Angelina loses what few friends she has in the house and we all get to witness Snooki’s crystal sunglasses chicken accident! Plus, a tribute to Angelina missing out on fame once again from Bob Dylan and Joan Baez…

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Montana Fishburne “Chippy D” always dreamed of being a porn star, never wanted to be a serious actress

ByStarcasm Staff

Montana Fishburne is nixing rumors that she decided release a sex tape because she wanted to break into mainstream acting a la Sasha Grey. And to all those h@ters who thought otherwise, she made her intentions very clear to People: “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I…