Yamakamikaze doctor Andrew Gordon went out with guns firing during last evening’s live Big Brother eviction ceremony. Host Julie Chen may have summed it up best when she said, “I think that was hands down the greatest last minute plea speech.” Andrew was an awkward floater the whole time never forming too tight of a bond with any of the other house guests. After seeing his verbal grenades launched right before getting unanimously evicted it’s apparent now that the kosher doc had some serious issues with the g-string queen Kristen Bitting.
Here is the clip of the eviction followed by the full transcript of what Andrew, or should I say Captain Kosher, said:
“O.K. I’m in a rush, cutie patootie dottie I love you I have to talk fast. Everybody thought I was going after Brendon and Rachel and there’s a reason why I wasn’t. It’s because there’s someone else in this house that has a stronger relationship, they have a romantic relationship it’s Kristen and Hayden and you need help to get this relationship out. When I was in the Taj room sleeping at night these guys would get together. Kristen would get in the bed and they would do massages, they’re kissing, they’re doing more. The difference is is that these people are out (Rachel and Brendon) and these two are not out. You have to break up two alliances in this house. They’ve said bad things about people. Brittany, unfortunately, she does not like the way that you talk. Ragan, she thinks she has you in her pocket and she’s going to control you pushing your ego up. Lane, Hayden does love you he’s just taking you to fourth and fifth. Enzo, I can’t say it because you’re my friend but the things they said about your intelligence was wrong. I’m here, I want to take them out, that’s the reason that you need me in the house. You got to keep the votes. Now yesterday there was one person that didn’t come to me after my speech, Kristen. Why, because Lane you’re a man you came to me and I love you because of that, she’s the tin man (Kristen) she doesn’t care about anybody else. Unfortunately she will break anybody. Hayden you have to get out of it now, I apologize you’re a great man but you really have to do it. Watch out for Kristen guys. Captain Kosher out.”
The stunned look on all of their faces was priceless and extra cred should be thrown Julie’s way for keeping things under control while having to silence comments, especially from the target of Andrew’s wrath Kristen.
Right after taking the evicted walk of shame Julie asked the obvious question. Why did he wait till the last minute to try and save himself? It’s what everyone watching was wondering and Andrew’s answer was as awkward as the man we had briefly come to know. Here is the interview with Julie in which Andrew tries and fails to explain his actions:
I don’t believe that Andrew is going to be missed all that much in the house but fans of BB are going to be talking about his eviction plea for a long, long time.
