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Actress Elizabeth Taylor dies of congestive heart failure at 79
ByAsa Hawks March 23, 2011March 23, 2011

Numerous new source are reporting that actress Elizabeth Taylor passed away earlier today. He publicist has since released a statement saying the Hollywood icon died in Los Angeles of congestive heart failure.

Elizabeth Taylor got an early start in Hollywood as a child actress and never looked back, becoming not only one of the greatest actresses from the film industry’s “Golden Age” but also one of popular culture’s greatest icons.

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Celebrities | Music

PHOTOS Mick Fleetwood has suffered a hat attack
ByDarren O March 23, 2011July 16, 2013

Fleetwood Mac has been in the news recently because the mega-popular show Glee is planning to cover their gazillion selling masterpiece Rumours in an upcoming episode. Band founder and drummer Mick Fleetwood has aged amazingly well and his secret just may be all about having an arsenal of hats at your disposal. See pics of Mick from Maui as he shows his rock-n-roll contemporaries how to grow old awesomely.

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Elsa Patton | Plastic Surgery | Real Housewives of Miami

PHOTO RHOM Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery
ByAsa Hawks March 22, 2011December 16, 2021

See a pre-plastic surgery picture of The Real Housewives of Miami‘s break-out star Mama Elsa Patton! The photo was tweeted by daughter Marysol last week with the caption, “Special Treat @elsapatton at my age, such a babe.”

(And be sure to tune in tonight and watch Mama Elsa and Marysol on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen!)

Read More PHOTO RHOM Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery
Marysol Patton | Philippe Pautesta-Herda | Real Housewives of Miami

Wedding photo from Marysol Patton’s Aspen marriage to Philippe Pautesta-Herda
ByStarcasm Staff March 22, 2011July 15, 2013

The Real Housewives of Miami have lacked that little something that most of the other shows have, but what they do have is Mama Elsa (who has had more plastic surgery than the cat lady, likes her wine, and may be a witch! We love her!) Mama Elsa wouldn’t be a mama without her charming…

Read More Wedding photo from Marysol Patton’s Aspen marriage to Philippe Pautesta-Herda
Katy Perry | Style and Fashion

PHOTO Katy Perry looking downright confectionary in Manchester
ByAsa Hawks March 22, 2011July 15, 2013

Even when Katy Perry isn’t adorned in lollipops and whipped-cream-spurting brassieres she still looks like a perfect little dessert! Seeing this photo of the sugary pop princess out and about in Manchester, England earlier today made me realize there are completely appropriate times in which you can refer to a woman as “cupcake.”

Read More PHOTO Katy Perry looking downright confectionary in Manchester
Celebrities | Kody Brown | Sister Wives

Top quotes from Sister Wives ‘Free Range Browns’
ByDarren O March 22, 2011August 20, 2021

Check out our hand-picked favorite quotes from season 2 episode 2 of TLC’s engaging polygamist reality show Sister Wives entitled “Free Range Browns.” The family heads up to Kody’s dad’s ranch in “Y for Wyoming” for a little working vacation and we discover among other things that his 2nd wife Janelle’s mother is married to Kody’s dad Winn! It’s worth it just to hear Kody’s mom talk about “spokes in a wheel.”

Read More Top quotes from Sister Wives ‘Free Range Browns’
Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom video: How much money did Jenelle fraudulently charge on her mom Barbara’s credit cards?
ByStarcasm Staff March 22, 2011March 22, 2011

Last week’s Teen Mom 2 episode saw Jenelle and her bummy boyfriend Kieffer Delp take a road trip to Jersey on her mom Barbara’s dime. While relaxing over a dinner of sushi and hibachi grill, Barbara called demanding to know what happened to her credit card. The nerve! Jenelle has a point that Barbara is…

Read More Teen Mom video: How much money did Jenelle fraudulently charge on her mom Barbara’s credit cards?
Music

VIDEO Neil Diamond’s Drunken Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame induction speech
ByChris Gaines March 22, 2011April 21, 2011

You say you like your Neil Diamond drunk, passive aggressive and squirrely? Neil Diamond’s only preparation for his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was a bottle of “Red, Red Wine” with a Tennessee Moonshine chaser, and Starcasm has the rambling video of his speech!

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Celebrities | Pregnant in Heels | Rosie Pope

PHOTOS Meet Rosie Pope from ‘Pregnant in Heels?’
ByDarren O March 22, 2011April 17, 2012

Find out all about pregnancy to the stars guru Rosie Pope who will be the featured cast member for Bravo’s upcoming reality show Pregnant in Heels. Included are photos, video, bio information and more!

Read More PHOTOS Meet Rosie Pope from ‘Pregnant in Heels?’
Chris Brown | Good Morning America | Meltdown

VIDEO PHOTOS Chris Brown melts down, breaks window after GMA interview
ByAsa Hawks March 22, 2011July 15, 2013

Watch Chris Brown’s interview on Good Morning America in which Robin Roberts asks him a few questions about his 2009 assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna. The interview infuriated Brown who began yelling afterward in his dressing room and even smashed a window before taking off his shirt and walking out of the studios before his scheduled second performance! (Pictures of the tatted Bruce “Chris Brown” Banner and his latest smash victim included)

Read More VIDEO PHOTOS Chris Brown melts down, breaks window after GMA interview
Celebrities | Justin Bieber | Lady GaGa

New site creates anonymous backdoor for Facebook trash talk
ByDarren O March 22, 2011July 15, 2013

If you’ve ever wanted to talk jack about a fellow Facebook user but haven’t had the courage to do it in their virtual face now you have a backdoor means to anonymously say anything you want. Find out about this new site and discover the negative ramifications including what appears to be an open invite for bullies. Read a couple of nasty, but certainly not the nastiest, comments made about Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and Lady Gaga for example and decide for yourself if this is a good or bad idea.

Read More New site creates anonymous backdoor for Facebook trash talk
Style and Fashion | Taylor Swift

PHOTOS Taylor Swift gives London a fashion show, wears 4 dresses in one day
ByAsa Hawks March 21, 2011July 15, 2013

See Taylor Swift’s virtual fashion show on the streets of London as she swaps out looks four times while visiting BBC Studio in Maida Vale, MTV Studio in Camden, BBC Media Village in White City and Benihana restaurant in Chelsea!

Read More PHOTOS Taylor Swift gives London a fashion show, wears 4 dresses in one day
Alyse Lahti Johnston | Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston topless photo and booty shakin’
ByAsa Hawks March 21, 2011July 15, 2013

Check out 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston almost exactly how Tiger Woods gets to see her! The attractive blond can be seen sans top while catching some sun in Florida – but don’t get too excited because the pic is very much SFW. To make up for that fact, I’ve included some Alyse badonkadokegery!

Read More Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston topless photo and booty shakin’
Gary Shirley | Maci Bookout | Teen Mom

PHOTO Gary Shirley and Maci Bookout partying in Nashville
ByAsa Hawks March 21, 2011July 15, 2013

In what could very well be the most stunning confluence of Teen Momegery outside of a Reunion Special, Gary Shirley tweeted the above photo of himself and Teen Mom Maci Bookout partying hearty in Nashville over the weekend! Keep reading to see the full picture and find out all the reasons why this image is so amazing!

Read More PHOTO Gary Shirley and Maci Bookout partying in Nashville
Bethenny Frankel | Business

Bethenny Frankel sold her Skinny Girl cocktail brand!
ByStarcasm Staff March 21, 2011July 15, 2013

On recent episodes of Bethenny Ever After, we’ve witnesses the former Real Houewife, and brand machine Bethenny Frankel stress out over the fact that the manufacturer of her low-calorie pre-mixed low-calorie margarita isn’t shipping out enough product to stores to meet the demand that she’s created through her reality shows, books and media coverage. On…

Read More Bethenny Frankel sold her Skinny Girl cocktail brand!
Celebrities | Elsa Patton | Marysol Patton | Real Housewives of Miami

RHOM’s Mama Elsa Patton tweets from her Miami to NYC road trip!
ByDarren O March 21, 2011March 21, 2011

When Andy Cohen was told that the biggest star from The Real Housewives of Miami, Mama Elsa Patton, was not going to appear on Watch What Happens Live because of a fear of flying he sent staffers down to Miami to DRIVE both Elsa and her Housewife daughter Marysol all the way up to New York for the show. Well played Andy, but even better that that we have video, photos and Twitter updates from Elsa and Marysol’s road trip for the ages!

Read More RHOM’s Mama Elsa Patton tweets from her Miami to NYC road trip!
Alyse Lahti Johnston | Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston full arrest report from 2010 DUI
ByAsa Hawks March 21, 2011July 15, 2013

Here’s the startling arrest report from Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston’s 2010 DUI, including her blood alcohol level and her statement, “I need to be held responsible for what I did.” Keep reading for the detailed description of Alyse’s condition at the time of her arrest, how she did during the field sobriety tests, and some mind-blowingly fascinating revelations about her diet!

Read More Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston full arrest report from 2010 DUI
Celebrities | Music | Randy Quaid

VIDEO and LYRICS Randy Quaid performs self penned song “Star Whackers” live
ByStarcasm Staff March 21, 2011July 15, 2013

In all of this Sheen #winning and Mel Gibson ranting we’ve almost forgotten about the absolute most whacked out celebrity going right now and that’s Mr. Randy Quaid. He has taken his celebrity murdering conspiracy theory of star whackers to the next level by penning a song and performing it live. Hold on to your seats for video and full lyrics of Randy Quaid and The Fugitives performing “Star Whackers” live in Vancouver, British Columbia March 18th, 2011!

Read More VIDEO and LYRICS Randy Quaid performs self penned song “Star Whackers” live
Celebrities | Music | Sammy Hagar

VIDEO Sammy Hagar Unloads in “RED,” was Uploaded by Aliens
ByChris Gaines March 21, 2011March 21, 2011

Fresh from his alien abduction, Sammy Hagar unloads on Eddie Van Halen in his autobiography RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock. Starcasm has collected several examples of Epic Eddie Fail moments to back up Sammy’s claims.

Read More VIDEO Sammy Hagar Unloads in “RED,” was Uploaded by Aliens
Celebrities | Jill Zarin | Kim Kardashian | Miley Cyrus

PHOTOS celebrities enjoying lollipops
ByDarren O March 21, 2011March 21, 2011

Hardly a day goes by where our image news feed doesn’t feature some sexy young celeb enjoying that ol’ double entendre photo op of sucking on a lollipop. As a shout out to all you who enjoy slowly licking up the goodness I’ve put together a photo gallery of celebs enjoying lollipops. Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, actual royalty, Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus, Real Housewife Jill Zarin and even Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane are all a part of this popping lollipop post. Check it out!

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Janelle Brown | Kody Brown | Sister Wives

Sister Wives’ Kody Brown is related to his second wife Janelle?
ByStarcasm Staff March 20, 2011September 13, 2022

We already knew that relations were pretty complicated between The Brown Family on Sister Wives, but tonight’s bombshell proves that their family tree is more intertwined than we thought.

Read More Sister Wives’ Kody Brown is related to his second wife Janelle?
Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt

PHOTOS Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie and their 6 children out and about in New Orleans
ByAsa Hawks March 20, 2011July 15, 2013

In one of the rarest sightings known to paparazzi, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed with all six of their children walking the streets of New Orleans yesterday! See the pictures as well as an informational graphic to help you keep all the members of the Jolie-Pitt clan straight!

Read More PHOTOS Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie and their 6 children out and about in New Orleans
Alana Lee | Rebecca Black

Who is Alana Lee Hamilton? Photos and bio of Ark Music Factory’s next big star!
ByChris Gaines March 19, 2011March 23, 2011

Who is Alana Lee Hamilton? With the breaking YouTube hit “Butterflies”, she seems to have come from out of nowhere. But Starcasm knows better! We have the real story on this young talent who has the potential to be a new star in the making!

Read More Who is Alana Lee Hamilton? Photos and bio of Ark Music Factory’s next big star!
Good Morning America | Rebecca Black

VIDEO Rebecca Black performs acoustic “Friday” on Good Morning America
ByAsa Hawks March 18, 2011March 18, 2011

In an attempt to quell some of the haterade being poured all over her smash single “Friday,” overnight sensation Rebecca Black performed an acoustic version of the song for ABC and Good Morning America. The performance includes accompaniment on acoustic guitar and piano in a living room setting with what appears to be some of Rebecca’s friends. (Who are quick to chime in during the audience participation segment of the song, “Partyin’, Partyin’ YEAH! Partyin’, partyin’ YEAH!”) Keep reading and watch the video as the clock ticks down on your work week. “We we we so excited!”

Read More VIDEO Rebecca Black performs acoustic “Friday” on Good Morning America
Alana Lee | Rebecca Black

VIDEO Is Alana Lee’s “Butterflies” the next breakout hit for Ark Music Factory?
ByChris Gaines March 18, 2011March 21, 2011

Rebecca Black started the week on Monday with a YouTube explosion and ended it on Friday with a Good Morning America interview. We don’t know what the future holds specifically for Ms. Black (other than for her, Sunday is two days afterwords), but we can muse about which of the Ark Music Factory stable might have similar stardom in her future.

Keep reading to watch the video “Butterflies” by Alana Lee, which gets my award for the best single released so far by the Ark Music Factory! (Includes lyrics)

Read More VIDEO Is Alana Lee’s “Butterflies” the next breakout hit for Ark Music Factory?
Disney | Jeff Bridges | Penelope Cruz

PHOTO – Jeff Bridges as ‘The Beast’ and Penelope Cruz as ‘Belle’ in new Leibovitz Disney Dream Portrait
ByStarcasm Staff March 18, 2011July 15, 2013

Grisled Jeff Bridges, who I love and want to be my uncle, teamed up with Penelope Cruz for a Beauty and the Beast photo-shoot with Annie Leibovitz for the latest Disney Dream Portraits to promote Disney Parks. Bridges appears and the “transformed” beast, but let’s fact it, he looks more like the (kinda) cute-but-hairy beast…

Read More PHOTO – Jeff Bridges as ‘The Beast’ and Penelope Cruz as ‘Belle’ in new Leibovitz Disney Dream Portrait
Celebrities | Charlie Sheen

Jimmy Buffett looking to cash in on Sheen’s ‘Tiger Blood’
ByStarcasm Staff March 18, 2011July 15, 2013

Jimmy Buffett is the second wisest business Buffett in America right behind that uber-rich Warren Buffett guy. The “Margaritaville” singer’s latest business concept? He’s looking to cash in on Charlie Sheen’s #tigerblood. Read on for the deets and see our rewriting of his classic from”Margaritaville” to “Tiger Bloodyville!”

Read More Jimmy Buffett looking to cash in on Sheen’s ‘Tiger Blood’
SNL

SNL vet Victoria Jackson doesn’t like Muslims, gays, Obama, Glee…
ByAsa Hawks March 18, 2011July 15, 2013

Ever wonder what ever happened to Victoria Jackson, the bubbly comedienne from Saturday Night Live who played the part of the ditzy blond so perfectly? It seems she has moved on to playing the part of the conservative blogger so perfectly! Check out highlights from her most recent post titled “The Muslims Next Door” in which she compares two men kissing on Glee to suicide bomber tips in an Al Qaida magazine. Oh, and she’s included a video clip with a bit of musical comedy to help make her point!

Read More SNL vet Victoria Jackson doesn’t like Muslims, gays, Obama, Glee…
Celebrities | Jonathan Rivera | Kailyn Lowry | Teen Mom 2

Are Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry and baby-daddy Jo Rivera on good terms now?
ByDarren O March 18, 2011July 15, 2013

Teen Mom 2 cast member Kailyn “Kail” Lowry and her baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera seem to divide fans of the show right down the middle. One of the arguments for Team Kail is that Jo doesn’t appear to have a work ethic. Well rapper Greystroke has posted a video he believes answer Jo’s h8rs on that subject. Check out a very random clip of Jo repairing a copier and then read tweets from Kail and Jo that show the two may actually be on good terms now!

Read More Are Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry and baby-daddy Jo Rivera on good terms now?
Justin Bieber | Rebecca Black

VIDEO Rebecca Black requests duo with Justin Bieber
ByDarren O March 18, 2011March 18, 2011

Today is Friday so I thought I’d get this party started with everyone’s favorite “Friday” singer Rebecca Black. She appeared on this morning’s episode of Good Morning America and discussed her sudden and overwhelming YouTube fame. Her ode to the day before the weekend is now rocking at over 14 million (Dr. Evil voice – MILLION) views! Read what particular comments made her cry and watch her heart felt request for a duet with none other than Justin Bieber!

Read More VIDEO Rebecca Black requests duo with Justin Bieber
Ashley Hebert | makeovers | The Bachelorette

Ashely Hebert before and after Bachelorette makeover
ByStarcasm Staff March 18, 2011March 30, 2014

Future dentist Ashley Hebert is reworking her image after being chosen to be the next Bachelorette, but with her physical appearance, and her personality. Ashley appeared on The Bachelor as a light, blondish redhead with over-tweezed eyebrows, and now she’s a auburn/brunette with filled-in arched brows. Her new hair color is actually more like her…

Read More Ashely Hebert before and after Bachelorette makeover
Audrina Patridge | Giggy the Pom | Lisa Vanderpump | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

PHOTOS Giggy and Audrina Patridge strike up romance, Lisa Vanderpump dismayed
ByAsa Hawks March 17, 2011June 11, 2011

Big screen super-couple Brangelina may have some small screen competition in the form of Audriggy! Two of the loveliest visages in all of reality televisiondom were photographed earlier today as The Hills star Audrina Patridge was caught with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ little studly-do-right Giggy the Pom in what looks to be a true case of puppy love!

Read More PHOTOS Giggy and Audrina Patridge strike up romance, Lisa Vanderpump dismayed
Caroline Manzo | Chris Christie | Real Housewives of New Jersey

Governor Chris Christie suspends Albert Manzo from Real Housewives of New Jersey
ByAsa Hawks March 17, 2011July 15, 2013

No, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t have the power to suspend anyone from a reality series. But, he does have the power to suspend someone from the North Jersey District Water Supply Commission, which is exactly what he did to Caroline Manzo’s husband Albert Manzo this week claiming that the Real Hosuewives of New Jersey star abused the public’s trust! Keep reading to find out exactly what ol’ Albert allegedly did!

Read More Governor Chris Christie suspends Albert Manzo from Real Housewives of New Jersey
Patrice Wilson | Rebecca Black

Who is the rapper in the Rebecca Black “Friday” video? Meet ‘Pato’ Patrice Wilson
ByAsa Hawks March 17, 2011July 15, 2013

Overnight YouTube sensation Rebecca Black continues her successful-so-far bid for musical world domination as her single “Friday” has not only launched a tour but has since been made available for download and is racing up the charts!

Much has been written about Ark Music Factory, the company behind the successful single that has been called everything from “great teen pop” to “the worst song ever written,” but little has been mentioned about Rebecca’s co-star in the video: mysterious rapper dude driving a car. Find out who he is and what his connection is to Ark Music Factory!

Read More Who is the rapper in the Rebecca Black “Friday” video? Meet ‘Pato’ Patrice Wilson
Celebrities | Jack White | Music

VIDEO Jack White’s surprise street performance at SXSW
ByDarren O March 17, 2011July 15, 2013

Jack White’s Third Man Records based out of Nashville went mobile and rolled up to Austin’s SXSW festival in the form of a big yellow truck. All of that’s fine and dandy and hipster “whatever” being that it’s hard to make news at what has arguably become THE music festival but when White himself stepped out with the baddest looking Gretsch acoustic you’ll see and began to belt out Buddy Holly’s “Not Fade Away,” well, BLAMMO! Check out the high quality video of the entire performance from NPR right here.

Read More VIDEO Jack White’s surprise street performance at SXSW
Mel Gibson

Mug shot: Mel Gibson looks like an angry rant man!
ByDarren O March 17, 2011July 14, 2013

If Mel Gibson were to release his angry rants as an album we now know what the cover would look like. Check out Mel’s latest mug shot as he shows us his angry face. GRRRRRRRRR!

Read More Mug shot: Mel Gibson looks like an angry rant man!
Celebrities | Chelsea Houska | Jenelle Evans | Kailyn Lowry | Leah Messer | Teen Mom 2

VIDEO Teen Mom 2 cast discuss money issues on ‘After Show’
ByDarren O March 17, 2011July 14, 2013

The two main issues that seem to keep popping up for our girls from Teen Mom 2, after their babies of course, is that of baby-daddys and money. In our last After Show round-up host SuChin Pak and the girls chatted up the former but in the most recent sit down Kailyn, Leah, Chelsea and Jenelle had their minds on their money and their money on their minds. See the clip and read a summary of the comments made about each young lady’s financial situations.

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Humor

VIDEO St. Arcasm and Uncle O’Grimacey wish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
ByStarcasm Staff March 17, 2011

Starcasm and the following vintage video clip of McDonaldland’s 70’s spokes-thingy Uncle O’Grimacey would like to wish all our readers a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Read More VIDEO St. Arcasm and Uncle O’Grimacey wish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
American Idol | Casey Abrams | Nirvana

VIDEO Casey Abrams sings Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on American Idol Top 12
ByAsa Hawks March 16, 2011March 17, 2011

Watch 20-year-old Casey Adams perform a version of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” from the American Idol Top 12 show earlier tonight. The judges seemed to like it, but it left my eardrums a little bloody and I can’t help but think ol Kurt Cobain rolled over in his grave a little. Keep reading to watch the video and judge for yourself!

Read More VIDEO Casey Abrams sings Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on American Idol Top 12
Kelly Brook

PHOTO Kelly Brook is pregnant!
ByAsa Hawks March 16, 2011July 14, 2013

Kelly Brook announced on Twitter earlier today that she is pregnant! The 31-year-old actress and model shared the shocking news just a couple hours ago by tweeting, “Thom and I are happy to announce we are expecting a baby girl. We are delighted XXXXX” Keep reading for all the deets on the baby as well as Kelly’s new man, and see a photos of what almost-three-months pregnant looks like if your name is Kelly Brook!

Read More PHOTO Kelly Brook is pregnant!
Jenelle Evans | Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans finds out Jace has a brother
ByAsa Hawks March 16, 2011April 1, 2011

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is a headline machine – and not in a good way. The latest drama from the Oak Island mama is from OK! magazine, who reveal in their current issue that Jenelle recently found out that her baby daddy Andrew Lewis has fathered another child! Keep reading for the latest chapter in the Jenellian drama epic!

Read More Teen Mom Jenelle Evans finds out Jace has a brother
Celebrities | Kody Brown | Sister Wives

Top quotes from the Sister Wives season 2 premiere
ByDarren O March 16, 2011March 16, 2011

We have been brought back to the fascinating Brown family fold as TLC aired the season 2 premiere of their polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. Read on for my hand picked favorite quotes from the engrossing show that scored some seriously impressive ratings.

Read More Top quotes from the Sister Wives season 2 premiere
Andy Cohen | Celebrities

Andy Cohen: Bravo is ‘done’ with any new Housewives
ByDarren O March 16, 2011March 16, 2011

Andy Cohen, President of Original Programming and Development at Bravo and host of the network’s wonderfully entertaining talk show Watch What Happens Live, has crushed the future dreams of to-do housewives across our great land in just the briefest of statements to OK. Read his comment that could signal the end of any further Housewives franchising!

Read More Andy Cohen: Bravo is ‘done’ with any new Housewives
Celebrities

PHOTOS Mandy Moore’s Virgin Love Button
ByDarren O March 16, 2011

Do you feel guilt for only “liking” one of your friend’s amazing Facebook posts because you have no other options to express your pleasure? Well Mandy Moore and Virgin Mobile are hoping to change all that by launching the Love Button App that will allow users to spread the love on Facebook. Check out Mandy as spokes-hottie from her Toronto endorsement appearance including a pic with a dude that would certainly be deserving of a “love” status.

Read More PHOTOS Mandy Moore’s Virgin Love Button
21 Jump Street | Before and After | Jonah Hill | Weight Loss

Jonah Hill lost 30 pounds for 21 Jump Street! Before and after photos
ByStarcasm Staff March 15, 2011July 14, 2013

Members of the Hollywood Chub Club are dropping pounds faster than starlets to score movie roles! The crew of young pudgy comedians who gained success as schlubby clueless-but-nice guys in films like Knocked Up and Superbad is downsized. First Seth Rogen dropped his baby weight for his Green Lantern role, and now Jonah Hill, who…

Read More Jonah Hill lost 30 pounds for 21 Jump Street! Before and after photos
Emily Maynard | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15

Emily Maynard high school yearbook photo from 2004
ByAsa Hawks March 15, 2011June 9, 2014

Emily Maynard won the heart of Brad Womack (and most of America) on season 15 of ABC’s The Bachelor and judging from her 2004 Key West High School yearbook photo, that’s something she’s been doing for years! The attractive blond is pictured here when she was 18 and obviously taking full advantage of the
Florida sun.

Read More Emily Maynard high school yearbook photo from 2004
Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook bikini photos for her New Look Swimwear line
ByAsa Hawks March 15, 2011July 14, 2013

Actress, model and all-around super hottie Kelly Brook is launching her own line of swimwear for New Look, a UK-based clothing store with over 1,000 locations worldwide. And what would a Kelly Brook swimwear line be without Kelly Brook in swimwear?

Read More Kelly Brook bikini photos for her New Look Swimwear line
Jenelle Evans | Kieffer Delp | Teen Mom 2

PHOTOS Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp arrive for yet another court date
ByDarren O March 15, 2011July 14, 2013

Gather round the ol’ Teen Mom campfire everybody because it’s time for what is becoming a near weekly event here at Starcasm; the Jenelle Evans and or Kieffer Delp arrive for a court date photos post! Check out photos of the two including what appears to be a make out session in front of a church sign and help us try to figure out which offense they were there for this time!

Read More PHOTOS Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp arrive for yet another court date
Chelsea Houska | Megan Nelson | Teen Mom 2

PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Megan Nelson look-alike contest
ByAsa Hawks March 15, 2011March 17, 2011

Starcasm fave Megan Nelson makes her triumphant return to Teen Mom 2 tonight as she and Chelsea Houska reunite to attend a Lady Gaga concert together! In honor of this momentous occasion I thought I might highlight something fun going on right now over at that Facebook place – a Megan Nelson look-a-like contest! Keep reading to see my top pick and find out how to cast your vote!

Read More PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Megan Nelson look-alike contest
Charlie Sheen | Kacey Jordan

Charlie Sheen porn star associate Kacey Jordan attempted suicide
ByDarren O March 15, 2011July 14, 2013

Adult film actress Kacey Jordan, if you’ll remember, was the original porn star Charlie Sheen associated with when all of his falling down or #WINNING depending on your vantage point began. Well it looks like Jordan has run into hard times as TMZ is reporting that she attempted suicide at the Peninsula Hotel in Chicago last night. Read her desperate (for attention) tweets and find out how she’s doing now.

Read More Charlie Sheen porn star associate Kacey Jordan attempted suicide
Rebecca Black

“Friday” singer Rebecca Black is going on tour! Coming to a mall near you!
ByAsa Hawks March 15, 2011March 21, 2011

Cashing in on the success of her viral YouTube video for the song “Friday” singer Rebecca Black is following in the footsteps of teen pop pioneers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson with a tour of malls across America! Keep reading for the tour poster and all the dates! (How could you live with yourself knowing you missed the next Britney Spears playing in front of a dollar store?!?)

Read More “Friday” singer Rebecca Black is going on tour! Coming to a mall near you!
Celebrities | Tom Waits

Tom Waits set list and quotes from last night’s Rock & Roll HOF induction
ByDarren O March 15, 2011March 15, 2011

One of my personal musical heroes, Tom Waits, was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night by none other than Neil Young. Read on for some amazing quotes like, “Any day on this side of the dirt is a great day,” from his induction speech and then hold onto your seats as you see the mind altering four-song set list from his performance!

Read More Tom Waits set list and quotes from last night’s Rock & Roll HOF induction
American Idol | Celebrities | Pia Toscano

PHOTOS Current American Idol front-runner Pia Toscano at PaleyFest 2011
ByDarren O March 15, 2011March 15, 2011

American Idol was honored last night during PaleyFest 2011 and our girl Pia Toscano was on hand looking fabulous as usual! Read on for some great photos of the current Vegas front-runner and check out some song suggestions for this week’s birth-year theme.

Read More PHOTOS Current American Idol front-runner Pia Toscano at PaleyFest 2011
Brad Womack | Chantal O'Brien | The Bachelor | The Bachelor 15

Who is Chantal O’Brien dating?
ByStarcasm Staff March 15, 2011March 18, 2011

Chantal O’Brien didn’t let a little thing like being spurned by Brad Womack prevent her from a little happiness. She appeared last night on After the Final Rose a little miffed that Brad took her all the way when it seemed obvious that he never had any intention of picking her, but she also…

Read More Who is Chantal O’Brien dating?
Amber Portwood | Celebrities | Jenelle Evans | Teen Mom | Teen Mom 2

Teen Mom fight! Amber Portwood vs. Jenelle Evans round 2
ByDarren O March 15, 2011March 16, 2011

Amber Portwood broke the first rule of Teen Mom fight club:

“You don’t freakin’ talk jack about other Teen Moms.”

Alas, Amber created a riff in the TM universe by blasting Jenelle Evans. Well we all knew Jenelle would have something to say (or Tweet) about this mess. Read on for round 2. MEOW!

Read More Teen Mom fight! Amber Portwood vs. Jenelle Evans round 2
Ryan Phillippe

Who is Ryan Phillippe’s alleged baby mama?
ByStarcasm Staff March 15, 2011March 30, 2014

Yesterday news broke of a possible paternity situation for Ryan Phillippe with his former (reportedly casual) girlfriend model/actress Alexis Knapp. Knapp, who can be seen later this year with Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven in So Undercover, was recently spotted out and about looking very pregnant. Click here to see pics. US Weekly published a…

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Gilbert Gottfried fired by Aflac for Tsunami jokes on Twitter
ByStarcasm Staff March 14, 2011

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck after tweeting numerous insensitive jokes about the recent tsunami and earthquake in Japan. Keep reading for all the details including a statement from Aflac as well as some examples of the tasteless jokes posted by Gottfried on his Twitter account over the weekend.

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VIDEOS Ark Music Factory Builds Stable Of Popstars: Rebecca Black, Alana Lee and more!
ByChris Gaines March 14, 2011March 16, 2011

Find out all about Ark Music Factory, the folks responsible for the Rebecca Black music video “Friday” and many, many more just like it! See sample videos from some of their other artists including Alana Lee, Abby Victor and Britt Rutter, and find out how you can have your own music video built by this teen star factory!

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VIDEO PHOTOS – Is Rebecca Black’s “Friday” YouTube hit fake or real?
ByChris Gaines March 14, 2011March 16, 2011

You may not have heard this song on the radio…yet. But it’s a YouTube smash, racking up hits faster than you can say “Bieber.” Granted, we first heard about Rebecca Black’s song and video for “Friday” from this Tosh.0 post ridiculing the presentation of the video, the performance and especially the lyrics, but 3 million plus views is 3 million plus views! Keep reading to watch the video everyone is talking about!

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Engaged Brad Womack and Emily Maynard broke up, canceled their wedding!
ByStarcasm Staff March 14, 2011July 14, 2013

The Bachelor Brad Womack and fiancee Emily Maynard revealed some shocking news during their appearance on the “After The Final Rose” special on ABC including the fact that they broke up and got back together and nixed plans to have their wedding… last night! Keep reading for all the details from the special!

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