PHOTOS Beverly Hills Nannies stars Kristin, Lucy and Shayla in bikinis

ByDarren O

On July 11th ABC Family will be premiering Beverly Hills Nannies, “a docu-series, following the lives of a group of nannies working for families in the most exclusive zip code in the country.” For three of the ladies (I can’t imagine a Beverly Hills housewife would actually hire said women to be around their husbands for any length of time) I was able to round up bikini photos. Hey, you gotta focus on what’s important right? I mean some 90210 couple may be vetting these gals and how they present themselves in swimwear could be a sticking point! Nanny fanny time and find out which one of the gals almost ended up being Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s live-in weekend nanny.

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Catelynn Lowell’s mom April Baltierra sold fake pregnancy story to In Touch?

ByLindsay

A few weeks ago, Teen Mom star Catelynn Lowell made headlines for being pregnant — even though she wasn’t. On June 13, the cover of In Touch Weekly read, “I’m Pregnant!” Inside was an interview with family friend, Jamie Pyrzewski, who spoke of Catelynn and Tyler’s excitement and claimed Catelynn had broke the news to her a few weeks prior. Catelynn quickly shot down the rumors and is now opening up about who is behind the whole mess.

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Alexis Bellino and Jim Bellino’s Sky Zone trampoline park

ByLindsay

As mentioned on the Season 7 finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County, star Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim have just opened their very own Sky Zone trampoline park franchise in Anaheim, California. Keep reading to see photos of the facility and take two video tours with Alexis herself! (Sadly, we don’t have any videos of Alexis actually on the trampolines. Yet.)

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PHOTO Guess what Ke$ha’s new lip tattoo says

ByAsa Hawks

Celebrity skin ink pop quiz time! Trashy, flashy, and probably has a nether region rashy Ke$ha just got a brand new tattoo on the inside of her lip. Let’s see if you can guess what it says. Here are your choices:

1. Insert Here
2. Voice Hole
3. Suck It!
4. If you can read this you’re doing it wrong!

Keep reading for the correct answer!

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Projected NBA draft 1st pick Anthony Davis is trademarking his unibrow™

ByDarren O

Anthony Davis was the runaway player of the year in college hoops leading Kentucky to a National Championship. He is projected to become the overall top pick in Thursday night’s NBA draft. Dude also has happens to have one of the most incredulous unibrows of all time and he knows it! He is looking to trademark the likeness of his “Forehead Phoenix™” and the terms “Fear The Brow” and “Raise The Brow.” Read on for his direct quote as to why he’s going there with his countenance hair.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Katy Perry: Part of Me World Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight was the World Premiere of Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D and the film’s star didn’t need a red carpet because she was wearing it! Katy was her usual vibrant self as she looked like a walking slice of red velvet cake in a luscious bright crimson dress with matching lipstick and high-heeled Dorothy slippers. Keep reading if you’ve left room in your visual diet for lots of calories! Includes a video interview with Katy from the red pink carpet as well as a clip of her live performance of “Wide Awake” wearing… popcorn?!?

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Heather Dubrow’s husband questions Sarah Winchester’s heir status

ByLindsay

Sarah Winchester infamously ate the bow of Heather Dubrow’s cake on last week’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. This week, the Dubrow’s are fighting back. In fact, Terry is questioning Sarah’s claim to be an heir to the Winchester fortune!

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Will Jenelle Evans’ arrest keep her from regaining custody of Jace?

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans had one heck of a weekend. After getting into a fight with her fiancé, Gary Head, police were called leading to both of their arrests. Evans and Head were both charged with assault and drug possession. This Teen Mom 2 star’s chances at getting custody of her young son back from her mother aren’t looking good — or are they?

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Did Tamra Barney give Vicki Gunvalson the evil eye?

ByStarcasm Staff

The season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County happened last night (after about 45 episodes at Heather Debrow’s “You ate my bow” party) and “evil eye” ruled the final part of the evening which is allegedly what Tamra gave to Vicki Gunvalson according to boyfriend Brooks Ayers. Did it even really happen? What is an “evil eye” anyway? Either way it was said a total of 29 times throughout the entire episode!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Episode 5 sneak peek: Catelynn Lowell attends adoption group therapy session

ByAsa Hawks

After spending all of Episode 4 playing mom to Tyler’s dad Butch Baltierra, Catelynn Lowell returns to helping other birth moms deal in a group counseling session in this sneak peek clip from Episode 5. Keep reading to watch the clip as well as a bonus clip from Episode 4 in which she and Tyler contemplate how to punish Butch, who has disappeared (out “beboppin’ with his homies”) without a word to them about where he was.

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Why Robin Roberts wears an arm band

ByStarcasm Staff

Robin Roberts revealed to the public her battle with a blood and bone marrow disease MDS caused by her successful breast treatment five years ago. She’s undergoing pre-treatments for a future bone marrow transfusion, but she’s not giving up her stylish sleeveless dresses! Robin gets the armband that covers up her chemotherapy pic styled to match the pretty dresses she wears to host Good Morning America.

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VIDEO “The many talents of Kate Upton” by Terry Richardson

ByAsa Hawks

While working on a post about Terry Richardson’s recent photoshoot featuring Lindsay Lohan pretending to shoot herself in the mouth, I ran across this video masterpiece highlighting the many talents of “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue” cover model Kate Upton. Actually, the term “many” is used a bit loosely, because apparently Kate only has two talents – albeit two extraordinary ones!

Bethenny Frankel deposed for the use of rotgut tequila in Skinnygirl beverages

ByLindsay

More money, more problems! Bethenny Frankel has been the target of more than her fair share of lawsuits in the past few years since she hit it big with her Skinnygirl Brand. Now, she’s facing even more legal drama regarding the ingredients used in her successful liquor line.

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Are NeNe Leakes and Gregg Leakes getting back together?

ByLindsay

NeNe Leakes and Gregg Leakes’ relationship can officially be labeled, “It’s Complicated.” Although the two are no longer married, they are often seen together and are rumored to be working on their relationship. However, once the news of a possible reconciliation hit the web, so did rumors of cheating!

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Versace unleashes pink manties, manny pack, murse ensemble for Milan Men’s Fashion Week

ByDarren O

It’s been said that real men wear pink. Well if that’s the case than the male model in this post is the realest dude to ever walk the face of the earth catwalk. Check out Versace’s pink manties, manny pack, murse, toeless boots number unleashed during Milan Men’s Fashion Week.

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MUG SHOT Did Gary Head strangle Jenelle with a bed sheet?

ByDarren O

After reporting about the possibility and then confirming the arrest of Jenelle Evans and her ex-fiance Gary Head over the weekend we now have the latter’s mug shot. Also, get the latest from Jenelle and Gary about what happened as well as a report from a “friend of Jenelle’s” who claims that Gary “beat the sh*t out of Jenelle.”

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Gorgeous gown! Blake Lively wows in Zuhair Murad at Savages premiere

ByStarcasm Staff

Blake Lively stunned Monday night showing off her tiny waist in a black striped Zuhair Murad at the Savages premiere at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, CA. Also at the premiere of Oliver Stone’s new movie was John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, who were very affectionate on the red carpet despite all the…

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Zach Galifianakis is engaged, wedding date set

ByStarcasm Staff

I wonder who will be the Hangover style bachelors at Zach Galifianakis’ upcoming wedding? That’s right. The actor, comedian and talk show host, among many other talents, is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Quinn Lundberg. Find out the details of the wedding invitation, the date for the upcoming big day and bio info for Zach’s bride-to-be.

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EXCLUSIVE Details on Jenelle Evans and Gary Head’s arrests

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and her fiance Gary Head were both arrested Sunday morning after the couple got into an argument at Jenelle’s Oak Island, North Carolina home. We spoke with Jenelle’s attorney, Dustin Sullivan, as well as a representative from Off The Hook Bail Bonds, who bonded Gary out, and got details on exactly what they were both charged with.

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REPORT Jenelle Evans arrested along with fiance Gary Head this weekend

ByAsa Hawks

We reported last night that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans fiance Gary Head was arrested this weekend after yet another alleged dispute with her, and now Radar Online is reporting that Jenelle Evans was also arrested and spent time behind bars! Could this be the beginning of more legal troubles for Jenelle?

PHOTOS John Travolta and Kelly Preston together at Savages world premiere

ByAsa Hawks

John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston showed up together for the world premiere of Savages held at the Village Theater in Westwood, California Monday night. The appearance comes just a couple weeks after the two reportedly took a “togetherness” trip to the island of Kauai in Hawaii to try to deal with the stress caused by the numerous recent allegations that John had sexually assaulted various men and had consensual sexual interaction with many others. There have been several reports that the coupel was headed for divorce, but they seemed to put on a good face on the red carpet.

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EXCLUSIVE Katie Yeager catches fiance Joey Maes in the act of cheating, moves out

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant Season 4 alum and rumored Teen Mom 3 cast member Katie Yeager has been tweeting some rather harsh words about her fiance Joey Maes over the last couple days. We have just spoken with a source close to Katie and confirmed what the not-so-subtle tweets imply. “He has been cheating on Katie with a girl named Brigette White,” our source reveals. “Katie caught him in the act and immediately moved out.”

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Emily Maynard bikini photos

ByStarcasm Staff

This weekend I was putting together a post on recent reports that The Bachelorette‘s Emily Maynard has gone under the knife for both a nose job and a boob job when I realized a rather startling fact – there are pretty much NO Emily Maynard bikini photos! How is it possible that a contestant on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette has managed to slip through the cracks without participating in one of the most fundamental requirements of both of those jobs?!? We here at Starcasm are all about making things right, so I packed my virtual bags and set out on an epic quest to bring home what is rightfully ours – pictures of Emily Maynard wearing two pieces of very small fabric!

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Tamra Barney responds to losing $3000 civil lawsuit brought by ghost writer Heather Hummel

ByLindsay

Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney was in court earlier this month to battle Heather Hummel who had sued her in small claims court for breach of contract. Although Tamra was ordered to pay $3,000.00 to Heather, the war is still not over. Both Tamra and Heather, along with a third source, are all speaking out.

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Was Jenelle Evans’ fiance Gary Head arrested this weekend?

ByLindsay

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans’ and her fiance Gary Head have been M.I.A. on Facebook and Twitter since Saturday, June 23rd, which has left their friends and followers wondering what happened. (I confess my thoughts went right to elopement.) But, it now appears that for Gary at least, his excuse is that he spent the weekend in jail!

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How Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley are getting along now that she’s in prison

ByLindsay

Gary Shirley and his baby mama Amber Portwood have sure been through a lot, too much — and fans of Teen Mom have seen it all. Although their relationship seems to be more toxic than anything, they seem to always end up back together.

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Magic Mike: How Channing Tatum’s stripper past got turned into a movie

ByStarcasm Staff

Magic Mike, the buzzed about male stripping flick poised to be a summer blockbuster is loosely based on several months (Channing’s former co-worker says it was four, but Channing says it was nine) of star Channing Tatum’s time on the pole.

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‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ season 3 filming details revealed!

ByLindsay

As part of filming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3, “official” housewives Kyle Richards, Yolanda Hadid, Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville recently took a group trip to Las Vegas. Also along for the trip was a gaggle of gal pals including former housewife Camille Grammer, Jennifer Gimenez, and Marisa Zanuck. But more important than who was there is who wasn’t! Keep reading for the scoop on who skipped out and why.

Dylan McDermott’s diligence results in police labeling mother’s death a murder

ByDarren O

Actor Dylan McDermott contacted authorities in Waterbury, Connecticut about the 1967 death of his mother, Diane McDermott, when he was in town for a fundraiser. He met with Mayor Neil M. O’Leary and Police Superintendent Michael Gugliotti about his 5-year-old recollections of violence he had in regards to the relationship between his mom and gangster boyfriend John Sponza, who lived with him at the time. After reopening the case authorities changed the result of death from that of an accident to murder. Find out what evidence led to this decision and how Dylan’s diligence has helped to solve multiple other cold case homicides.

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Caroline Manzo recalls when sister-in-law Jacqueline punched her in the face

ByLindsay

Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita may be close these days, but they haven’t always had the best relationship. In fact, Jacqueline even punched Caroline in the face at one point! And you thought table-flipping was as wild as the Real Housewives of New Jersey ladies got..

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Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra head to New Orleans so Tyler can be an actor?

ByLindsay

Teen Mom couple Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are heading to New Orleans where they will live for the next month — and they are taking their little doggies, too! What are they doing in New Orleans, you ask? Tyler is going to be pursuing his dreams of becoming an actor!

Kansas City mother arrested for locing her starving daughter in the closet.
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MUG SHOT Kansas City mother arrested after malnourished daughter discovered trapped in closet

ByDarren O

On Friday afternoon authorities discovered the 10-year-old daughter of Jacole Prince trapped in a closet, weighing a mere 32 pounds, wearing a tattered shirt and surrounded by her own urine and feces. Prince had two other younger daughters for whom she took good care of and neighbors were unaware that she even had a 3rd child. Read on for the charges and the terrifying story of what her daughter endured and how a hotline saved her life after the system unforgivably failed this child for years.

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Teen Mom 3 Mackenzie Douthit on how Type 1 diabetes affected her pregnancy and birth control decisions

ByStarcasm Staff

We had the chance to exclusively talk with Teen Mom 3 cast member Mackenzie Douthit about how her Type 1 diabetes has affected her life, her pregnancy, and her birth control choices.

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Kim Richards reportedly sober for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 3

ByLindsay

Kim Richards’ downward spiral of addiction played out for fans to see during Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 2. Although she was also battling her addiction during season 1, it had gotten much worse. Kim’s erratic behaviors became extremely worrisome and her co-stars, including sister Kyle Richards, didn’t know how to deal with her. She was out of control. Luckily, Kim entered into rehab in December to get sober. She has since opened up about handling the current season and why she chose to remain a part of the show.

A: I’m in ‘good spirits’ after 2nd heart attack. Q: How is Alex Trebek?

ByDarren O

If you missed the news over the weekend living legend Alex Trebek was in a little jeopardy as the 71-year-old purveyor of loaded answers suffered a mild heart attack, his 2nd (you could call it a faily double). Read on for the official statement on what condition Alex’s condition is in and see an amazing photo of Alex during his first hosting gig on Canada’s Music Hop.

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Pia Rizza’s dad Vincent Rizza bio and photos

ByAsa Hawks

Mob Wives: Chicago star Pia Rizza is unique to both VH1 mafia matriarch franchises because her connection to organized crime (her father Vincent Rizza) was not only mobbed up, but he was also a police officer! Keep reading to find out more about his story, which includes being arrested for attempting to buy cocaine in Mexico, running a bookmaker operation, turning witness against one of the most feared hit men in the history of The Outfit, and eventually winding up in the federal witness protection program. Includes a number of photos of Vincent from back in the day!

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Jenna Jameson officially charged for DUI after solo pole slamming

ByDarren O

About a month ago adult film actress Jenna Jameson was arrested for suspicion of DUI when she was involved in a solo pole slamming incident while driving in Orange County, CA. Authorities have now officially charged Jenna with DUI. Find out what she blew in the field and what else was found inside her system at the time of arrest.

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Oprah interview: Kim Kardashian is aware she’s famous because of a sex tape, is Kanye her fairytale?

ByStarcasm Staff

In the second part of her interview with Oprah that Oprah herself described as “perfect,” Kim Kardashian talked about her relationship with Kanye West, and how she feels about fame and her image.

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Jacqueline Laurita financial problems? Lawsuits and bankruptcy for husband Chris Laurita’s company Signature Apparel

ByStarcasm Staff

We all know all about Teresa and Joe Giudice’s financial issues, and Joe and Melissa Gorga’s recent situation with their mortgage, but Jacqueline and Chris Laurita have also spent some time dealing with dicey financial issues.

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Rolling Stone’s Top 50 Greatest Albums by Women

ByStarcasm Staff

Rolling Stone recently released their list of the Top 50 Greatest Albums by Women (who rock) and some of the entries (and non-entries) are quite shocking – more so than usual with these kinds of lists, especially from as reputable a source as Rolling Stone! I literally cannot believe some of the albums that made the list and some of the ones that didn’t. Now, I’m not talking about the usual kind of debates like whether or not Joni Mitchell’s Blue is better than Patti Smith’s Horses, but whether Taylor Swift’s Speak Now is better than Aretha Franklin’s Lady Soul! Keep reading for the complete list and see if you agree with the selections.

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PHOTO Jessica Simpson shows off her post-baby bubbies

ByAsa Hawks

Jessica Simpson recently signed on as a spokesperson for Weight Watchers and is currently trying to shed the forty-plus pounds she gained while pregnant with her daughter Maxwell Drew. She has been spotted at the gym often recently, and Friday went for a power walk with her daughter in a stroller wearing a low-cut black top that seems to reveal where a large part of her weight gain occurred. Keep reading to see the photo as well as Jessica’s funny tweet that accompanied it. Also, we run the picture through our exclusive Photoshop “dude view” filter! (Yeah, Sundays are kind of slow around here)

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast in… jet packs?

ByAsa Hawks

In a scene straight out of James Bond spoof The Spy Who Smushed Me, the cast of Jersey Shore were photographed today having some beach fun by showing off their six-packs jet packs. Or should I call them J-Packs? It doesn’t matter. The Jersey Shore cast can fly now. Nothing makes sense anymore.

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Kailyn Lowry’s “Beauty Is Sizeless” photo shoot, interview with photographer Katie Hedrick

ByAsa Hawks

Back in April Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry announced she was on the 60-day Insanity workout regimen by sharing before-and-after bikini photos 30 days in. Now, the 60 days are up and Kailyn’s looking even more fandamntastic! And the young mom is using her hard-earned new figure for a good cause as she participated in a photo shoot for “Beauty Is Sizeless” this week. Keep reading to see numerous photos from the shoot an read a brief interview with “Beauty Is Sizeless” founder Katie Hedrick explaining what the campaign hopes to accomplish and how Kailyn became involved!

Does Betty Draper have Joan envy? January Jones shows off red hair extensions with baby Xander

ByStarcasm Staff

A newly red-haired January Jones (34) was spotted out in Silverlake L.A. today shopping for baby shoes for her son Xander. First off, let’s just get it over with: January looks amazing with auburn locks!

This new hair is a great way to distance herself from her Betty Draper character.

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PHOTO Storage Wars the comic book?

ByAsa Hawks

A&E decided to have a little fun while promoting the current season of their popular reality series Storage Wars, filming a high-budget Hollywood blockbuster style trailer featuring the stars of the show as action/adventure heroes with the clever play-on-words tagline, “Summer Lockbuster: This summer 5 soldiers of fortune battle it out for… stuff!”

But apparently the over-the-top promotion didn’t end with the trailer, there was also a comic book! Keep reading to see the Marvelized versions of Jarrod Schulz, Brandi Passante, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester, auctioneers Dan and Laura Dotson, Barry Weiss, and Barry’s lil fren, Billy the chimpanzee! KRRRRPOW!

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Did Kris Jenner “direct” Kim Kardashian’s sex tape? Khloe Kardashian responds

ByStarcasm Staff

This week reports came out through Kris Humphries former girlfriend Myla Sinanaj that he claimed Kris Jenner was behind her daughter Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape with Ray-J. You know, the one that launched the whole family’s career? Did he Kris Humphries lie?

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Gretchen Rossi’s releases “Unbreakable” single, gives gift to “unbreakable” Tamra Barney

ByLindsay

Gretchen Rossi debuted her latest single, “Unbreakable,” on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show earlier today — and this isn’t your average Housewife’s single. “Unbreakable” has a story behind it and the title even has ties to the Real Housewives of Orange County season 7 finale.

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Jacqueline Laurita: Behind The Breakdown

ByLindsay

Jacqueline Laurita infamously missed the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Reunion Special. At the time, she claimed to be sick. However, there was much more to it than just being ‘sick.’ Jacqueline eventually revealed to fans that she had a “breakdown” during filming on season 4 and couldn’t handle the pressure of a…

Giovanni Ribisi broke up with long-time girlfriend Cat Power two months before surprise wedding to Agyness Deyn

ByStarcasm Staff

Everyone was stunned when Giovanni Ribisi suddenly wed Agyness Deyn, but no one was probably more taken aback that Ribisi’s former long-time girlfriend indie musician Cat Power (real name Chan Marshall), who was still with Ribisi as of two months ago. They had been living together for years in his L.A. home with Ribisi’s 14-year-old daughter Lucia, who she had forged a mother/daughter relationship with, but Ribisi broke it off with her just as she was finishing her latest album.

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Is Vicki Gunvalson getting along with daughter Briana now?

ByLindsay

Vicki Gunvalson’s relationship with her daughter Briana has always been a bit of a power struggle. Vicki loves to be in control and sometimes is a bit too involved in Briana’s life. Upon hearing that Briana had ran off to Vegas and gotten married, Vicki kind of lost it. Their relationship was not doing well. Plus, Briana is extremely sceptical of Vicki’s relationship with boyfriend Brooks Ayers. She worries that Brooks is using her for her money.

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FUTURE COUPLE ALERT Michael Lohan and Nadya Suleman together at Fox 29 “Good Day”

ByAsa Hawks

In “inevitable, but purely speculative, you-heard-it-here-first” news, fame-addicted Michael Lohan and Octomom Nadya Suleman were photographed together earlier today heading into the studios of Fox 29 in Philadelphia where they were both scheduled to appear on the station’s Good Day morning show. I think we can officially start the countdown to when Lindsay Lohan hears the shocking announcement that she has 14 new step-siblings. Can you say “Ocotodad?”