In a futuristic scene straight out of Mike Judge’s Idiocracy, the cast of Jersey Shore were photographed today having some beach fun by showing off their
six-packs jet packs. Or should I call them J-Packs? It doesn’t matter, nothing makes sense anymore.
Demonstrating the brand new 2012 JS mantra “Gym, Tan, Launching,” all of the cast members except pregnant Snooki and Sammi Giancola tried their hands at tethered flight, and the resulting images look like scenes from the unreleased James Bond spoof The Spy Who Smushed Me. “The name is Ball. Meat Ball.”
I think what amazes me most about these photos is that the Jersey Shore folks have such indelible personalities that they still seem exactly the same (only amplified) while flying around in jet packs. J-Woww is still quiet, bigger-than-life, and sexy. Pauly D is hilarious and fun. The Situation is really dedicated to trying to look cool. Deena is meatballs-to-the-wall nuts. Ronnie is a huge muscle-bound Guido. And Vinny somehow remains mellow. Oh, and Angelina Pivarnick is still missing.
Here are the rest of the pics with the names underneath – just click the photos for larger images. Oh, and here’s a little theme music to play while you browse…
“Lev” be honest here. I’m thinking MTV needs to move away from their iconic Moon Man logo and go with jet pack J-Woww instead.
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Photos: Mejia / Asadorian / Splash News